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What would we do, baby, without us?
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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And there ain't no nothing. We can't
love each other through.
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What would we do, baby, without us?
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Sha -la -la -la.
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Mom, Dad, Nick and I have some wonderful
news to share with you.
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No, no, don't say it.
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Please.
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Do you want to tell him?
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No, you tell him.
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Nobody tell him.
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Mom, Dad, Jen, Nick got a job.
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this for.
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What kind of job is it?
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I sell light bulbs to people over the
phone.
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Sounds more like a practical joke than a
job.
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Come on, Nick, show them how you do it.
All right, but I have to follow this
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standard procedure here.
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Okay, number one, before dialing, be
sure to be seated comfortably in your
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chair.
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You're doing great, Nick.
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You're a natural at this.
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Okay, I'm seated.
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I'm comfortable.
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There's only one problem, though. What?
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I can't reach the phone.
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Nick, why don't you try it without the
chair?
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You're an artist. You can improvise.
Come on.
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All right, you know, it's not company
policy, but I'll just give it a shot
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I'm just going to pick a client from my
list here and dial.
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This is so exciting.
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Uh,
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hello. Uh, Mrs. Bianco. Hey.
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Uh, how would you like to buy some light
bulbs?
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Oh.
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Oh, hey, I'm real sorry about that, ma
'am.
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Oh, she had some good arguments. I mean,
for one thing, she wasn't Mrs.
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Bianco.
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Hey, wait.
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I gotta get going. My company's having a
big employee seminar.
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Japanese lanterns. They are not just for
parties anymore.
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Oh, wow.
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Alex,
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is it home yet?
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No, honey. He's still at the library
with Lauren.
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Wall Street Week is starting. He's gonna
miss it.
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Don't worry. They wouldn't start without
him.
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It's a special show about coin
collecting.
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Well, maybe he forgot it was on.
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What am I saying?
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He has to see it. We're going to the
coin fair on Saturday.
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Why don't you go in and start watching,
and when Alex gets here, he'll join you.
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No, no, no.
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That's not how it works.
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We always watch it from the beginning.
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We'd like to sing the theme song.
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Well, here, I'll watch it with you.
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Hey.
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Hi, honey. Hi, Lauren. Alex, you're
late. You're for Wall Street week.
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there waiting for you. Oh, yeah.
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Couldn't be helped, Mom. Couldn't be
helped.
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It's a big psychology lecture. I didn't
want to miss it. You know me.
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What was it about?
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A favorite professor of mine was
lecturing on the cognitive powers of
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baboons. Well, that sounds interesting.
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Why was Alex there?
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Because I'm a very supportive boyfriend,
Mom.
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Lauren's interest in my interest.
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She wanted me to be there, so I went.
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Means a lot to her.
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I'm impressed.
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Alex, hurry!
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Wall Street Week is starting.
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Oh, listen, I'm going to skip it today,
okay, pal? But I already made the
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popcorn and the cash register is all
heated up.
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Yeah, well, you know, Lauren's here,
so... But we always watch it together.
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Well, I know we do, but Lauren's not
always here.
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Yes, she is.
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So, Lauren, how's your psychology study
coming? Oh, I think it's going very,
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very well.
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Very well.
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Want to go in the other room and play,
Alex?
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No, not right now.
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You know, Lauren, I was reading a little
young yesterday, and I was really
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fascinated by his use of dreams and
psychoanalysis.
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Can you analyze dreams?
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Can she analyze dreams?
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She's like Carnac.
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You know, um... I had a dream last
night.
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I, uh... I did, I did. I, uh...
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I was walking down the street and
suddenly
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I noticed, um... I didn't have any
clothes on.
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That's gross, Dad.
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So I just ran around hiding behind cars
trying to find my clothes.
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Was I in this dream?
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Well, yes, you were. You were playing
racquetball with Dwight Eisenhower.
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But let's stick to my part.
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What do you make of this one? Is there
any hope for my dad?
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Well, dream analysis is very complex.
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But if I had to take an educated guess,
I would say that this dream shows that
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your dad's trying to hide something.
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And there's a part of him he doesn't
want anyone to see, which is probably
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he has that beard.
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Or maybe not. No, no, no. I'm just a
student. I can be completely wrong. In
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fact, I know I am. No, you're not.
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Stephen, can we talk about this in
private?
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Of course. Are you worried?
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No, I just want you to tell me what I
was wearing.
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A lovely sunflower tennis dress. The
ruffles, very pretty.
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And President Eisenhower? The same
dress.
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And were you furious?
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Time to play yet? Oh, no, no, not yet,
Annie.
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I had a dream. It was really weird.
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I was in the mall and I went into my
favorite store and I bought this
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really beautiful red leather jacket that
I've wanted for the last two months.
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What do you think that could mean?
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I think it means you really wanted to
buy the jacket.
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Wow.
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Hello, um, hello, Mr.
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Bowman.
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Hi, I'm Nick Moore, and I really want to
tell you... Thought I had him there for
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a minute.
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Boy, I thought so, too.
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I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
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I got it!
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Hey. Whoa, whoa.
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Not in front of the you -know -whos.
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Oh, Alex, let her kiss you. Get it while
you can.
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Nice jacket, Mallory.
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Hi,
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Lauren. Hi, Lauren.
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Where are you guys off to? A little
touch football game in McKinley Field,
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just play every Saturday, just a
friendly game. Well, yeah, yeah, it was
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friendly game until I was invited to
play.
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Whoa!
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Sorry,
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just a reflex.
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Yeah, let's just keep it a friendly
game.
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Oh, um, by the way...
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I just want to mention, I had another
dream last night.
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This time I had all my clothes, but I
didn't have my beard.
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I'm really happy for you, Mr. Keaton.
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That's real progress.
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Yeah, we'll see you. You'll see it.
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Have a good time.
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Dad, you have the weirdest dream.
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Maybe so, but this explains a lot to me.
Well, how's that, Nick?
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Well, last night, I dreamt that I had
your beard.
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Where's Alex?
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He went to play football with Lauren,
Andy. But he's supposed to take me to
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coin fair today.
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Oh, I knew it.
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Andy, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure it just hurt his mind. He
wouldn't do anything to hurt you.
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Andy.
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Bad Alex.
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A bad, bad boy.
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I'm sorry, Andy.
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Don't hurt me.
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What's this?
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Stuff.
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gave you?
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I'm giving it back.
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The see it, say it book of Ohio tax
laws?
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Would you help me get this picture down?
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Come here, Andy. Come here.
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I understand why you'd feel hurt.
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It's going to be just a very Just you
and your big brother, and he forgot all
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about it.
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Now I'm really depressed.
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Hey, guys.
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Well, how are you feeling, Andy?
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Andy, don't worry about Alex. See,
sooner or later, Lauren's going to come
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her senses and send him packing. Then
he'll be all yours again.
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And if he doesn't come back... This is
your chance to grow up normal.
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Annie? Hey. Ann, look. If you don't want
to go to the coin fair, there are lots
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of other things we can do. We can go to
the mall.
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We can go shopping.
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We can get makeovers.
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Hey,
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hey, hey, hey. Look, little guy.
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I'm real sorry you're upset.
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I hope this cheers you up. I know it's
not much, but here's a bug light.
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Hey, hey, so that's where everybody is.
Hey, Andy.
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Andy, what's the matter?
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Alex, today... Today was the big coin
fair. You promised to take Andy.
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Oh.
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No. I forgot, no? And you broke a little
boy's heart.
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Way to go, Alex.
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All right. All right, everybody. Find
something else to do, preferably in
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another room.
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I didn't mean you, Steven.
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Yeah, right, right.
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Andy?
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Andy, listen.
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I'm really, really sorry, buddy. I'm
sorry I forgot about the coin fair. It
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just an accident.
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He feels so left out, huh? He just loves
you so much.
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I'm going to make it up to him.
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Gonna make it up to him tomorrow.
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Uh, Lorne and I, we're gonna take him
out anyway. We got the perfect thing
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planned. What are you gonna do?
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Gonna go to a lecture on campus.
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Oh, I'm sure he'll love that.
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On second thought, um, uh, we'll go to
Playland.
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Huh? How does that sound? We'll go on
some rides, play some video games.
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Huh?
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What do you think of that, Andy?
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Can I have cotton candy?
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All you want.
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Isn't this the best fun, huh?
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Got my favorite guy, got my favorite
girl.
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Alex, you're leaning on my hair.
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Oh, sorry. Whoa. You know, I see a lot
of potential in this relationship.
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You guys are like the Hope and Crosby
for the 80s.
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Let's get a little chatter going, huh?
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Lauren, you want to ask Andy some
questions?
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Alex, this isn't the dating game.
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I'm thirsty.
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He's opening up.
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I'll get it. What's your favorite
flavor?
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Orange. One orange soda coming up.
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Okay, all right. Well, what do you
think? Is she a great girl?
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Why is she here?
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Well, I told you yesterday she was going
to be here.
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I thought you were silly.
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Here's your soda, Andy.
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Orange. I don't want orange. I want root
beer. I hate orange.
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Go get your root beer.
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Finger out.
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Right. Now, wait a minute. Wait a
minute, Laura. Andy.
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Andy, you said orange.
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I was here. I heard you. Now, what's the
deal here?
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You're supposed to be having fun.
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No.
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Look, there's no reason to get upset,
okay?
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I'll just get you a ginger ale. No, I'll
get the ginger ale.
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You guys stay. Just get better
acquainted.
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Look, Andy.
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I'm really sorry about the fact that you
missed the coin fair yesterday.
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Alex and I were playing football and he
forgot.
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Alex is a very special guy. I can see
why you like him so much.
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He's okay.
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Oh, dinosaurs.
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Well, I've always liked dinosaurs.
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Well, yeah, I don't like them.
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Hey.
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Hey, don't let me interrupt.
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Just wanted to bring you your ginger
ale. Come on, keep the chatter going.
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guys are cooking.
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I'm gonna go play Space Invaders.
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I don't know, Warren.
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Andy is a really very sweet kid, you
know. He's very special. I wish you
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see that side of him.
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Well, you know, this is gonna take time.
You can't force things.
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I like to force things.
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Don't worry, it'll come.
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Look, right now he's just having a very
common psychological reaction for
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children. I read all about this. He's
feeling threatened, so he's trying to
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your attention by misbehaving.
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Great, great. So what do I do?
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I don't know.
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That's next semester.
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Hey, hey, hey, Andy.
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Whoa, Andy, stop it. Stop it. Hey, stop
it. What's going on here? What are you
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doing? Leave me alone.
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Then I find myself walking down the
street. The same...
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The same street as in my last dream.
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Only this time I'm wearing only a beret
and a Miss Wyoming banner.
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I have to go upstairs now.
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Wait, wait, there's more.
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I got it!
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Oh, well, have the day go.
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It didn't work.
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Just didn't work. We tried everything.
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We played Space Invaders. We ate cotton
candy.
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I spent 45 bucks at Pocahontas trying to
win him a giraffe.
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God, I feel guilty.
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Coming between you and your brother.
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Oh, don't you start with me.
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I took you to Playland. You had cotton
candy.
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Look, I know there's a problem here,
okay? The question is, how do we solve
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Come on, you guys, you're parents.
You've seen this one before. What do we
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Well, he's a kid, you know. It's hard to
make him really understand what's going
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on.
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He's easily confused by the things that
you do.
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Actually, we all are.
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Sorry things didn't work out at
Playland.
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Me too.
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Listen, I know that we're going through
kind of a tough adjustment right now.
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But you gotta remember that I love you,
okay? I love you very much.
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Oh, I always will. You know, you're my
brother, and nothing is gonna change
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that.
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You just have to remember that I care
about Lauren, too.
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Why?
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Because. Because she's smart.
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She's sweet. Very nice.
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What does she have that I don't have?
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I'm going to be honest with you, Andy.
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A lot.
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I mean, she's a girl, you know.
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Different with girls.
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I find her very, very attractive.
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I'm attractive.
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No argument.
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No argument. You are. You are.
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Lauren makes me feel very special.
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I can do that.
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Andy, we're getting into a very tricky
area here.
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Okay, look. When I'm around Lauren, I
want to hug her.
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You know, I want to kiss her.
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We do that, too.
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She eats all her vegetables and she goes
to bed on time.
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She wins.
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Andy,
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it's not a matter of winning or losing
in this case. It's only in this case.
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You just have to understand that I can
care about...
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About you and Lauren at the same time,
it doesn't make me love you any less.
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It doesn't?
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Look, we're still going to spend time
together. We're still going to have fun.
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She said now, you know, you're going to
have to share me with Lauren.
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All right.
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Look, Andy, I'm sorry that I haven't
paid much attention to you lately.
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And I know you. I mean, I know you must
have been pretty upset to do what you
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did. I'm sorry, Alex. I just miss you. I
miss old days.
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Hey.
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I love you.
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I love you, too. All right.
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Thank you.
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Give
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me
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one favor.
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I want you to try and be friends with
Lauren.
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Okay? Because she really wants to be
friends with you.
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Okay.
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Okay. Now, she's outside, and she told
me that she really wants to see your
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room.
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All right?
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Okay. Now, remember, you're the host
here. You got to try and make her feel
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comfortable. Got it?
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I welcome my room.
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Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
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I brought you something.
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What?
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Thought you might be thirsty.
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So this is your room, huh?
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I like it.
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Teddy bears.
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Do you like teddy bears?
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I don't know, do you?
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Yes, I like them very much.
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Me too.
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00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,660
Now, this is my story time.
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Alex writes me stories.
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All right, well, I'll leave you two guys
alone.
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00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,200
No, wait, wait. Maybe he can read to
both of us.
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00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,160
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
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Okay, climb up, climb up.
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All right. It's a good story.
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It's a good story.
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Chapter one.
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Deferring income to the next tax.
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Watch the Frog.
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Don't go away. There's more family ties
coming up in less than 30 seconds. And
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tonight at 6, check out San Diego's
favorite comedy lineup. That's right.
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Friends, Will and Grace, and everybody
loves Raymond. Duda, Duda. Smile. You're
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watching San Diego's home for comedy,
KSWB. Watch the Frog.
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Sit, Ubu, sit.
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00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:04,050
Good dog.
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