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We can't accept your cash. It's not a good business decision for us. But hey,

maybe some other idiot will take it.

Bob Arjun.

Bill. Weedy Bill.

Since this is your family's bank, there's got to be something you can do.

Yo, we got every pot seller in the state to form a union?

Man, next step's a country, man. A people's credit union. We can't fucking

What the fuck are you doing here?

I guess this is your asshole brother you were telling me about, huh?

Fucking going down.

Ah, fuck. Oh,

okay. Here we go.

Mm -hmm.

Okay,

this guy.

Yep.

Withdrawal.

Wow, this place is fucked up.

Hmm.

Answer that later.

Yeah.

Unspeakable horror.

Guilted age, huh?

Good brand.

Let's see.

Hmm.

Donald Trump died of cancer.

What diamonds?

Aha!

That's what I'm talking about.

Let's see.

I can get my hands on those.

Bullshit.

I'm going to need to know more about this stuff.

Yeah! One for the Rob Meister!

Anyways,

I know that you're seeking financial backing.

to help support your endeavors in the Central African Republic.

But before we go there, I want to know who this little doll is, Mara,

and why and who and what, other

than being a sexy woman that knows how to pop pills.

Wow.

And spit them.

You're very direct and quite the flatterer.

But I must warn you, I'm trouble.

You might just end up sleeping with the fish. Man, rude.

But as long as you wake up next to me with breakfast in hand, I'm ready.

So, who is Little Mara?

And when was the first sign of trouble?

When I killed my mother at childbirth.

What?

Then I was sent to live in an orphanage.

Huh. When I was six, I lit the place on fire.

Mind you, people are still inside.

Watched it burn down.

Enjoyed every minute of it.

At first I just wanted to jump your bones because you're just fucking hot.

now I just want to fuck you inside out, upside down, roundy round, on top of

that bridge.

That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Normally my conversation with men on dates, I'm there.

But not with me.

Never. Tell me more. I want to know more.

The worst thing I've ever done was try to poison my grandparents and my

fucking... Younger brother thwarted it, so I couldn't get an earlier

inheritance.

I did something similar.

What? Bought a retirement home, doped up all the seniors on meds, had them sign

off with all their social security checks would go to me.

Continued collecting them, even after they croaked. What?

Do you have a nemesis, too?

Mine's obviously my fucking twin brother, who's that much younger than

But I'm still older, because he's still a fucking asshole.

Oh, God. And he's a bitch.

And don't get me started on my brother.

Here, have a pill.

Mine's my older sister.

She's a fortune teller.

I hate her guts.

She's a goody two -shoes cunt.

She sounds like a cunt. She tells fortunes anyway.

I want to have your children and put them up for adoption.

Better yet, why don't we adopt, open up a sweatshop, and put them to work?

You are just so bad.

Get off of me.

What? Why are you kissing me? What?

That's not what we're here for.

Look at her bow.

Here, take a pill.

Here, take another pill. If you can make it. She's dead.

You fucking suck.

Thank you. Yeah!

Fuck your money, bitch.

What?

What? Stop laughing at me.

Do it hard.

Fuck. Go make your fucking money. Make your money, bitch.

Don't steal it. Don't steal your money out of my face, bitch.

Psycho. Psycho killer.

Oh, my God.

How was it?

That was the best pill I've ever taken in my life.

I had a feeling that was that you're performing naturally.

So, do you decide if you're going to back me or not?

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You don't like that.

You know, next time you don't have to be so selfish.

I mean, it takes more than five minutes for a woman to say no.

I'll think about that.

I'll go now.

I love yoga.

It gets all the senses ready for life.

I definitely feel alive.

Oh, your warrior pose is very inspiring.

Oh, my God.

It was yours.

Ah, thank you. But your downward -facing dog was mind -boggling.

I guess it shows off my best assets.

Well, you could say that.

And you could say some other stuff, too.

I could.

Yeah. Me, too.

Like? You could say that I was panting like a dog watching you do yoga.

Yeah.

What's my hands say?

Read my fortune, please.

Guys, I will see you tonight at your knot -knot pot shop.

Anything else?

Of course, Weedy.

You're an interesting person.

Bye. Bye.

I can hear birds, and I feel like it's coming out of your head.

My aura. And I love your aura, and it's time. It's spring.

It's time to go do Tantra. Are you ready?

Yes. I love you. Yes. Oh, my God.

I love Tantra.

Wait, that's my brother's new business venture I was telling you about. I hate

that he tries to surpass me and does good at the same fucking time, man.

You know we could always just... Bang.

Bang?

We can.

No, like fucking shoot him?

Yo, man.

Smells like this is going to be a real success, bro.

I never had any doubts about it, man.

I knew you'd do real good with good encouragement.

Oh, yeah.

Speaking of oh, yeah, let's jump.

See you in a bit.

No problem, bro. I'll catch up with you.

Yeah.

Shit, look at the tail on her.

Congratulations.

Oh, you look so amazing.

I still feel so vibrant.

Is it ever going to stop?

No, it won't. And tonight, I'm going to give you the advanced lesson.

Let's go ahead.

I love the aesthetics, the decor, the paintings.

Can I raise your fortune under the table?

That came out of nowhere.

I have a lot more where that came from.

Wait. No.

Oh, I need him alive. That's what the will stipulates. Or else, no money,

Mr. Robbie Bobby.

No money. Your father sounds like a fucking prick.

He couldn't have just given you all the money instead of having certain

guidelines? He could have.

But he is a fucking prick.

Daddy fucking daddy.

Daddy. I don't know why he makes me call him fucking daddy.

Let's go.

He locked me in a box a long time ago. Fucking daddy. Let's go fucking destroy

this fucking prick.

Jesus Christ, I need a fucking pill.

Give me some more fucking pills.

Here, here. Two, three. I'll take three.

What's the matter?

It's your brother. I can't see it clearly, but you have to keep an eye on

Oh, trust me. I always keep an eye on my brother. He hates me for some reason.

This guy right here, real class act.

None of this would be possible without him.

What's your name, my darling?

Oh, Chelsea.

Phil Schumer.

Bitches just call me Weedy.

Oh, nice to meet you, Bill.

I was just about to read Bob's Fortune.

Oh, really?

You mind if I watch?

Um, yeah. Not right now.

This is my buddy I was telling you about.

He made this all happen.

Me? No. You the man.

No, man. You were at the bank.

No, man.

All I did was take some weed money into the bank while I was Mongo Stone and

tried to deposit it.

Next thing I know, this.

Man, you're the man.

Can't deny it, man.

You are the man. Well, anyway.

I got some OG purple cups.

You know what we're going to do with that?

I'm going to tell you what we're going to do with that. We're going to put that

into some brownies.

Brownies? Yeah.

I'm going to let y 'all get back to your fortune thing that y 'all doing over

here. Two hotties over here at 3 o 'clock.

And I'm finna put my genius all over them.

You hear me?

Work it. I know you heard me. Work it.

Weed. This is where it's at.

Hey, what's up, lady?

Hey, sexy.

Nice beard.

Oh, yes.

You better enjoy it tonight, because it's definitely going to be gone by the

morning. Got this big meeting coming up. Don't you worry.

You're going to look damn fine without that beard.

Yeah. I like the way it looks now. Yeah.

It's just hard meeting with lobbyists and having this beard.

Lobbyists? Yeah.

That's what we are. Really?

I'm tobacco.

I'm alcohol.

I bet you two are really good at convincing.

If you only knew, we have our way.

I see. Well, maybe you should come over to the cannabis world.

Actually, we were just talking about that. Really? We don't drink or smoke

cigarettes.

At the ganja?

We love the ganja.

I think I know just the right person to start you guys off with.

Really? Yeah.

Hey, yo, KP.

Yo, what up, player? What's up, player?

Just chilling, man. How you feeling?

Being this dude used to pluck chickens back in the day in Cali.

Back and forth across the border.

Great times, bro.

Crazy times, but yo, you gotta keep that low.

KP, huh?

What's that stand for?

It's the kick pin.

I didn't know that was your nickname, Senator.

It's not working.

Wait,

the other way.

Yeah.

Much better.

That's right.

I feel so safe in your eyes.

Mom, it's like the deep blue sea.

Ugh, I didn't even have to see him yet and I already sensed his yucky -go

presence.

Oh, wait.

No,

it can't be. What? What is it?

He's dancing with my sister.

Your sister?

What are your fucking chances of that? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought I

got rid of her a long time ago.

What happened to the good die young? Damn stupid bears, they're like roaches.

Hey, get that gun down. Sit down.

Take it easy. Take it easy.

Here, I got something.

Chill out.

Take a whiff of this.

Feeling the real men.

I know it's gonna calm my nerves.

God,

I needed that.

Let's get the poison.

Put it in the glass.

We'll do it.

Waitress, come here.

Yeah, thanks.

Okay, thanks.

Knock you out.

Yeah, waitress, come here.

Waitress.

Here. Can you give these drinks to those guys over there, Dan?

They look a little parched.

Okay. Thank you. Sure.

Yeah, great.

Because you're so dizzy.

Yeah. Yeah.

Compliment your drinks, sir.

Wow, thank you very much. Thank you.

Cheers.

Bob, wait.

No, it's your thing.

Oh, no.

Bob, are you okay? Bob.

Hey, Bob.

Bob, Bob.

Bob, are you okay?

Bob.

My god!

brother. Save me.

Save me, brother.

Wake up, please. You owe me money.

Come on.

Wake up. It's okay.

Bob.

You did it, man. You're back.

What a fucking pussy. I didn't even put that much in.

Just shut up.

Just shut up.