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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,080 Hey. 2 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:27,640 Hi. How was your day? 3 00:01:27,900 --> 00:01:31,740 Terrible. Really? The opposing attorney's getting a divorce. I must 4 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:34,720 man of his wife because he looked at me in front of the judge and said, what do 5 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,860 you know about anything? You should be home taking care of your husband and 6 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:40,400 children. At which point I politely turned to him, offered him my card and 7 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,700 please give this to your wife. 8 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:45,080 I'd love to represent her in your divorce for free. 9 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:48,180 Tell me again what he said. 10 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:51,860 He said, what do you know about anything? 11 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,260 What is his name? 12 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,660 No, because I will go over and talk. 13 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:03,160 No, I'm serious. Now, let me tell you about my day, dear. Darling, let's talk 14 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:04,160 about that later. 15 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:06,000 I've had a terrible day. 16 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:10,440 Well, I listened to you talk about your day. Why can't you listen to mine? 17 00:02:10,660 --> 00:02:14,740 You asked me about my day. I did not ask you about your day. 18 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,780 Days like this, I feel like getting out of the legal profession and I come home 19 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,200 and see these bills. I know why I'm working. 20 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:21,420 What bills? 21 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,610 Am I not allowed to talk? 22 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:28,230 I'm sorry. Of course you can talk. Come on, and we can look at these bills 23 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:32,330 together. The first one is from Jake's Appliances. Is there anything I should 24 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,370 know about this, Cliff? 25 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:36,250 No, I don't think so. 26 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,810 I don't think so. No, no. Look, as a matter of fact, I was thinking, since 27 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,950 you're so depressed, why don't I take you for a nice long ride? 28 00:02:43,390 --> 00:02:48,030 Oh, the cutest thing. Thank you, my darling. And I'm looking at this bill. I 29 00:02:48,030 --> 00:02:52,920 know you. You go into Jake's and get unconcerned. Stop. 30 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,460 Total purchases for the month, $2 .69. 31 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:07,440 That's right. And the $2 .69 I spent on batteries for your calculator. 32 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:10,160 And I think you should apologize with a kiss. 33 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:16,680 Well, I'll kiss you, but it's not an apology. I just like having my lips on 34 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,560 face. Mmm, I love that. 35 00:03:19,740 --> 00:03:24,880 Mom, Dad, I'm glad you're back. Why is it that every time I kiss my wife, a 36 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,060 child pops up? 37 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,220 How was your day at school today, Rudy? 38 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:34,900 Why are you asking her about the day and you didn't ask about mine? 39 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,560 Please, let the child speak. 40 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 School was fine. 41 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,220 Good. Listen, there's something I saw I want you to get me. 42 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,440 Yeah, well, why is it that it's always something I want you to get me? Why 43 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,180 you ever say, Mom, Dad, I want to buy you something? 44 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,560 Why would I say that? 45 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:52,600 Well, Mom, I already have everything. 46 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,180 If I had what you had, I wouldn't have to ask for it. 47 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:59,360 Yes, and you know what we have that you don't have? 48 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Jobs. 49 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,820 What is it that you want? 50 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:08,340 I was at the mall, and there it was in the window. 51 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:10,620 The most beautiful sweater. 52 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,040 ever seen. 53 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:16,240 You take one look at it, and this is to die for. 54 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,800 Now, didn't I take you to the mall last month and buy you new sweaters? Yeah, 55 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,500 but you didn't buy this one. 56 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,820 This one is to die for. 57 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:27,880 I think I know why Rudy wants to buy a new sweater. 58 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:32,100 I was walking Rudy home from school the other day, and we bumped into this ten 59 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:34,460 -year -old boy named Clarence. No! 60 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,040 No! 61 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:39,900 Mom's text was so flustered she could hardly talk. Really? 62 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:44,800 Vanessa, stop teasing your sister. I'm not. I think it's great. I'm all for 63 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 being in love. 64 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:52,060 Clarence! Oh. Dad, she has Clarence written all over her history. Oh, no. 65 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,480 No. No. 66 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:57,120 Vanessa, I'm studying somebody by the name of Clarence. Who are you studying? 67 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,360 King Clarence? Clarence the Great? 68 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,680 Clarence the Hun? 69 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,800 I think it's Clarence the Wonderful. 70 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:10,210 I told you I go to work to pay bills. That's only half the story. I also go to 71 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,210 get away from that. 72 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:14,650 You know, I had this demanding patient today. 73 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:15,969 Oh, baby, please. 74 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:17,850 Not now. Later, okay? 75 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:21,970 And it's time for me to prepare dinner now. 76 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,150 Perhaps you'd like to hear my story. 77 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:35,550 Since the beginning of time, everybody in the whole world... has had to 78 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:39,150 learn how to get along with one another, to be congenial in different 79 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:40,610 situations. Isn't that right? 80 00:05:41,670 --> 00:05:47,830 I'll bet even 10 ,000 years ago, prehistoric men used some form of 81 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:50,150 table manners, for instance. 82 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,230 So, wake up, Kenneth. 83 00:05:55,510 --> 00:06:00,870 So I thought it would be fun for us to study manners the way they are today. 84 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:04,010 our first lesson will be good manners at the dinner table. 85 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:08,970 As you can see now, I've set up the dinner table, and I want some volunteers 86 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,730 to come up and demonstrate good table manners. 87 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:13,970 Good, good, good, good. 88 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,730 Now, what about some male volunteers? 89 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:17,330 No male volunteers? 90 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:22,010 All right, have it your own way. Would you be good enough to oblige us, Kenny, 91 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,210 and follow me? 92 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,430 But I didn't volunteer. Yes, I know. 93 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:28,790 You've been drafted. 94 00:06:31,299 --> 00:06:34,860 Congratulations, Kenneth. Come up here and sit at the table. Now, I need two 95 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:38,960 young ladies, Rudy and Amy, and I need one more gentleman. 96 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,280 I'll do it. Clarence, that's very good of you. Come along. Come along. 97 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,320 Now, you sit over there next to Rudy, and we're going to start to learn how to 98 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,420 pass bread at the dinner table. 99 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,480 Now, Amy, you ask Kenneth for the bread. 100 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:57,700 Kenny, may I have some bread, please? Yes, you may. 101 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:16,680 don't take the bread first dear hey have you ever seen her eat if i don't take 102 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:22,480 it now i'll never get it now rudy and clarence i'd like to see you do the same 103 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:28,680 thing clarence yes rudy may i please have the bread yes you may 104 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:35,340 thank you clarence no thank 105 00:07:35,340 --> 00:07:36,340 you clarence 106 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:50,450 exactly right. Class, did you see this? I mean, I want you to do it exactly the 107 00:07:50,450 --> 00:07:52,810 way Rudy and Clara did. 108 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:54,970 Class dismissed. 109 00:07:55,950 --> 00:08:01,130 Oh, and children, tomorrow we're going to explore another form of communication 110 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,790 where good manners are absolutely essential. 111 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,190 The telephone. 112 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:08,850 And, uh, Kenneth, we'll start with you. 113 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,050 Very nice. 114 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,900 You should all do the way Rudy and Clarence do it. 115 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,940 You know, Clarence, I think you like Rudy. What are you talking about? 116 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,660 No, I don't. 117 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:25,900 Yeah, right. 118 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:28,800 You know, we saw you jump right into the seat next to her. 119 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,740 I don't like Rudy. Sure, tell us some other lies. 120 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:37,400 Right. Excuse me, Clarence, may I please get through? Hey, I'm standing here, 121 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:39,760 and if you want to get through, climb over to this, right? 122 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:42,000 Yeah. But you're in my way. 123 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,580 Tough. I was here first. 124 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,280 Goober brain. Just stay there. 125 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,740 Gronk face. 126 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,819 Arf head. 127 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:50,820 Lime tick. 128 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,380 All right, Clarence. Lime tick. You leveled her. 129 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,620 Back in the club, my man. 130 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,220 Hi, Dad. Hey. 131 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:06,460 Well, 132 00:09:07,740 --> 00:09:09,940 it's Rudy and the Chiffons. 133 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,460 Well, the chiffons, a long, long time ago, was a singing group, and Mrs. 134 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:24,060 Huxtable and I would be sitting in a car, and they'd start to sing, and... 135 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:30,480 We'd start to kiss. 136 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,720 If a boy tried to kiss me, I'd throw him out the car. 137 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,260 Yeah, boys should stay in caves where they belong. 138 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,700 Yeah, most of the time they're hog heads. 139 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:43,310 Well, now, wait a minute. It sounds like you all are having some problems with 140 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,169 the boys. 141 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:47,010 Don't make me talk about it, Dad. I'll get sick to my stomach. 142 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,390 But you know what? 143 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:52,630 There's a certain guy by the name of Clarence. 144 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,630 Clarence? What? 145 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:59,770 He's just like all the other boys. Yeah, they walk around like they own the 146 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:02,870 world. I'll show you how they walk, Dr. Huxtable. 147 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:05,610 You got it. 148 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:11,210 Here we go. Put your lips where my heels slip. 149 00:10:11,730 --> 00:10:12,770 What's that mean? 150 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,130 What's that mean? 151 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:15,550 What's that mean? 152 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:18,130 What's that mean? What's that mean? 153 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,330 What's that mean? 154 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:23,310 Hey, Dad. Back from the mall. 155 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,910 That's acceptable. Guess what? 156 00:10:26,610 --> 00:10:29,490 What? I bought you a present. Guess what? 157 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:31,010 What? Give it to me. 158 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,130 There you go. 159 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:40,790 It's a pen that has a ship that floats in it. It's a bag. I know, just like the 160 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,270 one my daddy sells on. 161 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:49,410 Yes, well, thank you so, so much. Because I was just 162 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:55,270 saying to my children how nobody ever gives me anything. And look, you give 163 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:58,590 to me. This is the most beautiful pin I've ever seen. 164 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,110 Me too. Can I keep it? 165 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,600 You don't give someone a present and then ask for it back. 166 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,280 Look, he's crying. 167 00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:14,400 I know, but he has a lot of pain. 168 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,920 Take your stinking pain. 169 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,680 I'm going to go upstairs and draw you a thank you note. 170 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,060 Thank you. 171 00:11:26,780 --> 00:11:27,780 Dad, 172 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,840 you're a good sport. I think I'll go draw you a thank you note, too. 173 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,580 There's Martha and the Vandellas going downtown or somewhere. 174 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:40,840 Where are y 'all going? 175 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,980 Oh, Kim's mom's taking us to the mall. 176 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,480 What's happening at the mall? 177 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,580 That's where Clarence and all the other boys are. 178 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,739 Well, wait. 179 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:53,540 Four people who look like you all just walk through here saying, Black, this is 180 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:58,520 the way they walk. And now you're going to the mall where they are? 181 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,560 Right. That's where we're going. 182 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,020 Clarence and the boys hang out at Circuit Burger at the mall. 183 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,960 You're going to sit at the table right next to them. And ignore them. 184 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:15,380 Oh, wait, wait, wait. You're going over there and sit down next to them. And 185 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:19,320 when they look at you, you're going to ignore them. 186 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:22,940 Yes. Well, what if they don't look at you? 187 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,200 They will. 188 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:38,720 Today we're going to learn how to speak on the telephone with intelligence, 189 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,780 responsibility, and above all, good manners. 190 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,480 Kenny, remember, we're starting with you. Come along. 191 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,020 Quickly, quickly, quickly. 192 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,660 Now sit down at the table. 193 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,180 Attaboy. Are you ready? 194 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:53,440 What are we doing? 195 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,400 I'm going to call you up on the telephone. 196 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:59,160 Now, if you'll notice, there's a pad and pencil there. You can take messages. 197 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:00,460 Are you ready? 198 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Yes, ma 'am. 199 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,620 Ring, ring. 200 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,840 Ring, ring. 201 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,440 Ring, ring. 202 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:19,080 Kenneth, I want you to pick up the phone when you hear me say, ring, ring. 203 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:21,420 Okay? Ring, ring. 204 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,440 Hello. 205 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,300 That's very good. 206 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,900 Hello, Kenneth. This is Mrs. McGee. 207 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:33,580 Is your father at home? 208 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,400 I'm afraid he's not here right now. Oh, that's too bad. 209 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:46,360 Will you ask him to call Mrs. McGee at the school? I will be in between 2 .30 210 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:53,080 and 5 .30. My number is KL58621. 211 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:55,340 Okay, bye. 212 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360 Goodbye. 213 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,760 Kenneth, I left you a message. You didn't write the message down. 214 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:06,300 I can't. If my father found out that you called, I'd be in big trouble. 215 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,700 Class dismissed. 216 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,420 Clarence, don't forget to stay after and clean the blackboard. Yes, ma 'am. Oh, 217 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,960 and children, tomorrow is our last of the series of the good manners classes. 218 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,960 And guess what? We're going to have a dance. 219 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,420 Oh. 220 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:28,080 I want the girls to wear pretty dresses, and I want the boys to wear jackets and 221 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,080 ties. Oh. 222 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,000 All right, then the girls can wear a jacket and ties, and the boys can wear 223 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 pretty dresses. 224 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,080 Can you believe it? We have to dance with those glunks tomorrow. 225 00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,520 Let's pretend we're sick and stay home. I have a better idea. 226 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:49,420 Let's do what we did at the mall. Ignore them. Yeah, that really worked. 227 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,120 Let's go over and do it right now. 228 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,290 basketball. I gotta say, I think it's a boy. Okay, bye. See you, Granny. 229 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:11,770 I forgot my history book. 230 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,090 So? So I'm going to get it. 231 00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,310 Don't expect me to dance with you tomorrow. 232 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:18,650 Fine, dance with yourself. 233 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,130 That's not funny. 234 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,270 It wasn't meant to be funny. 235 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:53,670 to one of you. If you'd like to be so close together, you can be partners at 236 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,609 dance tomorrow. 237 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:56,510 Pick up these books, Rudy, and go home. 238 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:59,530 Clarence, finish cleaning the blackboard and go home. 239 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:02,050 And I'll take my notes and go home. 240 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,950 I said, what's happening, homegirl? 241 00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:30,650 Hi. 242 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:36,570 Oh, that's nice. 243 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,030 Came here to do a little housework. 244 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:45,850 Cleaning the table with your feet so when I put my sandwich down, it can 245 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:47,110 like old dirty socks. 246 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:51,490 Okay, 247 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,130 well, we're depressed. 248 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:55,410 So, we'll just sit here. 249 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,030 And be depressed. 250 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,050 Daddy, it's not funny. 251 00:17:01,550 --> 00:17:03,850 Oh, okay, I'm sorry. You want to talk about it? 252 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:07,069 Okay. There's this boy in my class, Clarence. 253 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,230 Clarence? Yes, yes, yes. 254 00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,109 I hate him. Oh, no. 255 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,430 Okay, well, now, why do you hate him? 256 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,910 He pushed my books on the floor and shoved me. 257 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,530 Why do boys act like that? 258 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,450 Oh, okay. Well, look. 259 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,430 You're ten years old. 260 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,410 And ten years... 261 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,940 The girls, they're like capsules. 262 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,460 And the capsules are exploding. 263 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:40,900 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And the boys, they're like capsules. But their 264 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:42,440 capsules are still soaking. 265 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,060 Dad, that makes no sense whatsoever. 266 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,300 Okay, try this. Think of geraniums. 267 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:54,740 Girl geraniums open earlier. 268 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,420 The boys don't. 269 00:17:56,730 --> 00:18:01,450 Don't open till sometime one night. 270 00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,590 What in the world does this have to do with Clarence? 271 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,710 Clarence is a boy, not a capsule. 272 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,930 I am a girl, not geranium. 273 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,930 You should be better at this. 274 00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,890 You've gone through three daughters before me. 275 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,190 Okay, let me try this on you. 276 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,620 Huh? That's okay. 277 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,740 I'll just go upstairs and see what I can find in the encyclopedia. 278 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,460 Hey, Woody, Woody, Woody. 279 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,500 Denise, we have to talk later. 280 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,160 Okay. 281 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,060 What was that all about? 282 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,300 Well, your sister's having problems with the ten -year -old boys, and I was 283 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,100 trying to explain it to her. 284 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:51,140 Oh, Lord, you didn't go rambling on about geraniums and capsules, did you? 285 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:58,540 No, I was not rambling, and I think it's a very good way to tell that particular 286 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,820 part of life. I mean, it worked on you. 287 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,600 Yes, and I was confused until I went to go see Mom. 288 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:09,660 Oh, come on. Yes. You never said anything like that. This is different, 289 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:14,380 because this boy, first of all, he shoved her, threw her books on the 290 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,120 Oh, my, Dad. 291 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,660 Yeah? This happens to all... 292 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,580 grade pushed me into a tree. And you see this? 293 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,700 You see this right there? 294 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,700 Todd Chaney, okay? He hit me with a bat and made me eat dust. 295 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,600 Why didn't you say something? 296 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:39,360 Because we were afraid you were going to go after them. Of course I am. It's 297 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:44,640 some thick business pushing people with baseball bats. Why didn't you say 298 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,640 something? 299 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,200 Yeah, well, you're... 300 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:54,740 around shoving, nobody says anything. How is that boy still here? 301 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,030 I just want you to know that. 302 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:28,170 Okay. 303 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,270 Do you really think I look gorgeous? 304 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,830 Yes. I was thinking of wearing a pink outfit instead. 305 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,870 No, just go with that. 306 00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:39,190 It's to die for. 307 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:42,590 Thanks, Olivia. 308 00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:49,970 Good. Now, we have a dance floor, and we have a punch bowl, and we're going to 309 00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:53,590 have music, and presto, this is a social occasion. 310 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:58,070 And what do young ladies and gentlemen do at a social occasion? 311 00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:01,250 They mingle. And what do we mean, mingle? 312 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:08,710 Mingle means to stroll about and say, how are you? And just fine, thank you, 313 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,130 and see you later. You understand? 314 00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,770 Now, everybody, mingle. 315 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:21,430 Children, don't you think it would be interesting if the boys would mingle 316 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,430 the girls? 317 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,400 All right, we'll skip mingling and go right to the music. 318 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,240 Now, Rudy and Clarence, you're going to start the dance first, all right? 319 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,960 If he tries anything, we'll be right behind him. 320 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,660 She plays rock, step on her toes. 321 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:40,900 Right. 322 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:45,760 Do you think you could dance a little closer? 323 00:21:58,090 --> 00:22:00,710 Would you like to pretend that you're enjoying yourself, children? 324 00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,890 Rudy, a little smile. 325 00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:07,590 Good girl. And Clarence, what about you? A smile. 326 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:12,770 All right, now, everybody, everybody, choose your partners and join Clarence 327 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:16,730 Rudy. Choose your partners and everybody dance. 328 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,169 Ah, 329 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,170 that's lovely. 330 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:23,310 Mr. 331 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:30,020 McGee? Yes, uh, Kenny, what is it? I can't dance. 332 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:32,280 What do you mean you can't dance? What's the matter? 333 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,620 All the girls are taken. 334 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:46,500 No, Kenny, not all of them. 335 00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:45,350 The Cosby Show is taping for a studio audience. 25455