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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:15,870 Cliff, but I just couldn't pass up this shot. 2 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:25,030 There's something on top of my body. 3 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:27,450 I think it's alive. 4 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,970 Go in the kitchen. 5 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:33,530 Be quick about it. Get the giant spatula. 6 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:36,510 How did the two of you get into this position? 7 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:37,890 I don't know. 8 00:01:38,630 --> 00:01:41,310 I know that earlier today... 9 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,320 Rudy and I had a disagreement about a cookie. 10 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:47,180 And she became enraged. 11 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,100 And she attacked me. 12 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,760 And we fought for hours until we passed out. 13 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,120 I'm sorry I've been so late the past few nights. 14 00:01:57,420 --> 00:02:00,560 But that case is finished now, so things should be getting back to normal. 15 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:03,240 You know, Rudy never attacks when you're home. 16 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,060 Come on, let's get her up to bed. Don't wake her. 17 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,360 Don't wake her? 18 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:10,199 Watch this. 19 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,700 and don't wake up this child. This is the child on the 4th of July. 20 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,280 We sat up front. They exploded. 21 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,760 Two million dollars worth of firecrackers. 22 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:30,320 She never budged. The brass band played right in our faces. She never budged. 23 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Put her in the car. 24 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:35,220 We drove her home. Took all her clothes off. Put her in the bathtub. 25 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,320 Gave her a bath. We did her nails. 26 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,320 And I think we took out her appendix. 27 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:49,510 You've got a lovely dinner waiting for you in the kitchen. 28 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,250 You've made dinner three nights in a row. 29 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:58,410 And? And every meal has been an adventure. And tonight, I want you to 30 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:01,770 to visit the island of Trinidad. 31 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:23,930 sandwich didn't you enjoy trinidad it was great you know dad's cooking is 32 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:27,430 delicious i just wish you wouldn't tell us what's in it well you know your 33 00:03:27,430 --> 00:03:32,530 father liked it very much mom yesterday i had two helpings of something i really 34 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:38,650 enjoyed until i found out it was possum back in the bean curd sauce well what 35 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:44,810 did he say this is i wouldn't let him tell me are you still hungry no i just 36 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:48,900 want to eat something i know what's in that sandwich Peanut butter, jelly, 37 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,800 liverwurst, anchovies, and an onion for cleansing. 38 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:55,960 Huxtable residence. 39 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:57,600 Frank. 40 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,260 No, I don't want a settlement. 41 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,320 I think we have a very good case. 42 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:05,020 Uh -huh. 43 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:10,680 Hey. What is that? 44 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:16,220 Peanut butter, liverwurst, mint jelly, anchovies, and an onion for cleansing. 45 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,460 that thing up to your room and eat it. We're not allowed to. 46 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:28,220 Yeah, but nobody will know the difference. 47 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,120 Thanks, Jack. 48 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,900 Frank, you promised to take this thing to trial. 49 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,440 No, I feel very strongly about this. 50 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:41,040 All right, okay, if you have to drop the case, I appreciate it if you send the 51 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,640 work that you've done so far to me, okay? 52 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,560 Thank you. 53 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:47,900 So, 54 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 who was that? 55 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,240 That was Frank Simmons. 56 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,260 The attorney who was handling Sondra's case. 57 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,600 Was handling the case? 58 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,600 He wants my daughter to settle out of court. And we don't want to do that, do 59 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,820 we? If left, the mechanic ripped her off and somebody ought to nail his hide to 60 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:07,619 the wall. 61 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:10,800 I mean, settle him out of court. I mean, that's the easy way out. We're talking 62 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,500 about a guilty man here. And it's not just that it's our daughter. This man is 63 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,800 probably ripping people off nine days. 64 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,200 And when is the trial? 65 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:18,179 In three days. 66 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,200 Sondra comes home tonight. 67 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,310 So who's going to handle the case? 68 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:30,510 I can see by the flaring of the nostrils 69 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:36,850 that this poor man mechanic who ripped off Sandra 70 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:41,790 Huxtable is now going to face the wrath of Claire 71 00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:48,390 Colt Kirby Huxtable. 72 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,460 work to do. Mm -hmm. 73 00:05:57,340 --> 00:05:58,960 Oh, this is good. Yeah. 74 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,180 Where's the chicken? 75 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,080 Oh, 76 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,200 it's not veal. No, no. 77 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,280 Wow. Wrong. 78 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:14,500 See, I was in bazaars, and I saw this jar had green sauce, and I picked it up, 79 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:20,700 you know, the international gourmet restaurant, and it was sliced turtle's 80 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:27,570 This is very, very interesting. 81 00:06:28,190 --> 00:06:30,730 So I took... You want some crackers? 82 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:32,190 No. 83 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:33,790 Well, where are you going? 84 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:37,090 I'm going upstairs. I'm going to get some of Theo's sandwich. 85 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:50,210 Now, Miss Huxtable, would you please tell the court exactly what Mr. Wilson 86 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,570 to you after he examined your engine for the first time? 87 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:58,650 You know, I have a perfect strategy for this mechanic fellow. I think that we 88 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:01,990 ought to just forget about the trial and the three of us go over to his house 89 00:07:01,990 --> 00:07:02,990 and beat him up. 90 00:07:04,350 --> 00:07:07,790 Would you do me a big favor? Would you please take Vanessa and Rudy out? I 91 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:10,590 to the museum or somewhere, because I have a feeling that if they're in this 92 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,070 house, they're going to disturb us. 93 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:16,810 Thanks for your help, Daddy. 94 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:20,240 Now, Ms. Huxtable, let's start from the beginning. 95 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:24,680 Would you kindly tell the court exactly what Mr. Wilson said to you the first 96 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,820 time he saw your engine? 97 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,580 He said that it only had another 1 ,000 miles left in it. Sandra, do not say he. 98 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,220 When you're referring to the mechanic, say Mr. Wilson, because this tells the 99 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,160 judge that we're showing respect to this guy that we're getting ready to nail. 100 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,460 Got you. 101 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:39,820 Mom, this is great. 102 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:43,680 Sandra, that's another thing. Don't do that. Whatever you do, try to remember 103 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:47,000 when you're on the stand, don't say, Mom, this is great. 104 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:48,999 But it is. 105 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:52,380 I mean, how often do you get to have your own mother represent you in court? 106 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,880 Well, hopefully not that often. 107 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:57,860 Now, Miss Huxtable, would you kindly tell the court of the events that led up 108 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,000 your first encounter with Mr. Wilson? 109 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,720 I was driving back to Princeton. 110 00:08:02,060 --> 00:08:03,160 You attend college there? 111 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:07,380 Yes. I have a 3 .5 grade point average, and I'm majoring in pre -law. 112 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,360 You were not pre -law. 113 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,940 I know. I just threw it in to impress the judge. 114 00:08:17,469 --> 00:08:20,130 Rudy, come on. We're going to see the dinosaurs. 115 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:21,870 I don't want to. 116 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,950 Why? Because they're big and they're scary. 117 00:08:25,270 --> 00:08:26,490 They are not scary. 118 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:32,450 Do you know that I happened to just go by the museum? I went in, and do you 119 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:33,870 what the dinosaur said to me? 120 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:37,169 Dr. Huxtable, where is Rudy today? 121 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:41,950 No, they didn't. What if we go to the museum and see something else like the 122 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:42,950 prehistoric man? 123 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:48,110 Well, these are people that lived thousands of centuries ago. They're 124 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:51,030 cavemen. Were they afraid of the dinosaurs? 125 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,590 They used to keep them as pets. 126 00:08:54,550 --> 00:09:00,170 But they didn't stay long because, you know, the people would take them out for 127 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,190 a walk and never come back. 128 00:09:04,690 --> 00:09:08,570 You know, and sometimes if the kid didn't go to the museum with the 129 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:10,490 they would say, here, take this one. 130 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:21,880 No, what are you doing? Are you doing a science project here? No, now you're a 131 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:27,240 pirate. But, see, they used to have the brinus on the Morris. Say that. 132 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:28,960 No, 133 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,540 no. The brinus on the Mormon fitness system. 134 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:34,780 Brinus. 135 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,760 Yeah. Mrs. 136 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,120 Mrs. 137 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:46,750 That's right. And then they had the pop -up. sore muscles, and he talked like 138 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,910 this. Let's go to the museum. 139 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,350 I'll be dead. 140 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:13,200 Thank you, son, for chipping in to keep this place ship -shape while your 141 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,200 mother's busy working on Sandra's case. 142 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,620 Every time you start using Navy words, it means I always have to do it over 143 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,620 again. 144 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,760 Let's put it this way. 145 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,040 See, Dad, I had some problems getting the sheets moved. 146 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:32,000 I understand, because it looks like there's somebody else underneath. 147 00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:34,880 Don't be afraid of sheets. 148 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,080 You see, you must not be afraid of sheets. 149 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:42,980 You move quickly, take them down. 150 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,220 Now, look at that. 151 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:45,840 Wrinkles. See? 152 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,800 Put your hand like this. 153 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:49,520 Don't be ashamed. 154 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,320 Just bring them on out. 155 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,700 Now you cook it. Now, sheets. 156 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,720 You want to snap. 157 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,189 The sheets. 158 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:08,070 Snap. You understand? 159 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,310 And that... Snap. 160 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150 Snap. 161 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,469 What's that? 162 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:15,470 I'll give you a hand. 163 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,670 That's it. Snap it. 164 00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,730 You work... Just keep working. 165 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:29,950 That's it. 166 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:52,530 on Tuesday. 167 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:01,430 Rudy, you missed the spot. 168 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:07,850 No, no, no, no, no. This is not what I'm talking about. 169 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:12,570 Well, Dad, we tried to mop, but Rudy kept pestering us to let her do it. 170 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,530 you are supposed to swab the deck. 171 00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:16,970 Oh, no. He's using Navy words. 172 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,810 Daddy, mopping's Theo's job. 173 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,990 Theo. is the deck above making beds. 174 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,930 I usually make the beds. 175 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,190 You have been promoted. 176 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,170 Seaman Rudy Huxtable. 177 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:29,450 Aye, aye, sir. 178 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,130 What is this? 179 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:32,470 A mop, sir. 180 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:33,670 That is correct. 181 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:39,070 And the proper way to mop, since you all don't know it, is to dunk it into the 182 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:43,690 water first of all, and then you bring it out. You look at it, and then you 183 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,790 don't wring it out. You gently ooze the water. 184 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:53,669 You understand? 185 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:57,030 So Theo does it. And that's why Theo is making the fans. 186 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:04,030 You see, you take him up, you do it the Navy way. You twirl it around. 187 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:05,370 Blah! 188 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,430 See how beautiful that is? 189 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,050 Then you thrust your hip. 190 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,400 So, throw the hip forward. 191 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,760 Shovel turn. 192 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,120 Slap. Shovel turn. 193 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,400 Slap. Shovel turn. Slap. 194 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:41,120 Shovel turn. Slap. Come on, get up. Shovel turn. Slap. Do it. Shovel turn. 195 00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,100 Shovel turn. Slap. 196 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,600 Shovel turn. 197 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,640 Slap. 198 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,900 Shovel turn. Slap. 199 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,100 I need to be away a long time 200 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,280 Taste me. 201 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,180 I'd rather have Brussels sprouts. 202 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,880 I'm thinking it'll be bats flying around this kitchen. 203 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,620 Weren't you allergic to lima beans? Yeah. 204 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,480 Good, because I didn't put any in here. 205 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,240 I think I see a foot. 206 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,880 Okay, everybody dig in. Daddy, this is delicious. Thank you, dear. 207 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,119 Come on, come on. 208 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,870 I had more than three days to prepare this thing. This man's been brought to 209 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:48,490 court twice and has gotten off. 210 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,990 Ah, but that was before he ran into Claire Huxtable. 211 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,610 Claire... Colt Huxtable. 212 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:02,010 Will you come and watch? 213 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:05,410 Of course, it's just going to be a little civil case. It's really not going 214 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:06,410 be that exciting. 215 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:10,230 Not that exciting? You're going after this man with both barrels. 216 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,730 I just want to be prepared. 217 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:15,830 You said I've been talking about that cool attorney talk. 218 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:21,010 Now tell me, just what is in store for Mr. Wilson? Mr. 219 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:24,710 Wilson is going to get exactly what he's got coming. 220 00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:26,310 I like your style. 221 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,880 I felt it in your lips. Okay. 222 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,320 I really got a lot of work to do here. 223 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,740 Want me to give you a back rub? 224 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,260 No, I really have some things to attend to here. 225 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,319 Come on, Chris. 226 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,980 Don't do that. Your back rubs are lethal. If you rub my back, I'm going to 227 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:11,980 asleep. 228 00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:25,510 But I tell you what, I'd love a back rub when I'm finished. 229 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,370 How long is all this going to take? 230 00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:35,950 About an hour. 231 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:44,210 I'll probably fall asleep. 232 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,710 If you do. 233 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,209 Thank you, Mr. 234 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,850 Wilson. No further questions, Your Honor. 235 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:10,210 Your witness, Counselor. Mr. Wilson, how long has your garage been in business? 236 00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,710 Six years and me. 237 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,890 Have you ever made an unnecessary repair? 238 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,910 Absolutely not. I'm an honest man. I never cheat anyone. 239 00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:19,250 Just answer the question, Mr. Wilson. Yes or no? 240 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,490 No. 241 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,870 You come to a lot of these things? 242 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:23,190 Once in a while. 243 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,430 I'm here every day. 244 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:30,530 Mr. Wilson, are you aware that in the past 18 months, 27 complaints have been 245 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,530 filed against you? 246 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:32,850 Objection, Your Honor. 247 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,410 Counsel is defaming the character of my client. 248 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:39,030 Your Honor, Mr. Wilson brought up the question of his character when he 249 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,490 he never cheated anyone. 250 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,710 Injection overruled. People are always griping about mechanics. 251 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,350 You might say we're a lot like lawyers. 252 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,790 That's amusing, Mr. Wilson. 253 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,530 He's going to pay for that one. 254 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:56,090 Want a bite of my orange? 255 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,690 No, thanks. 256 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:01,490 I generally bring an apple, but... 257 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,700 The clerk says I make too much noise. 258 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:08,880 Mr. Wilson, what percentage of your business involves engine replacement? 259 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:14,920 I guess 20, 25%. I see. So one out of every four of your customers gets a new 260 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,740 engine. What do you do with the engines you remove? 261 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,700 Well, I keep them around the shop. 262 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,340 You never know when you're going to need a spare part. 263 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,640 She's setting him up. 264 00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:28,340 If you've been in business for six years, one out of every four of your 265 00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:29,880 customers gets an engine removed. 266 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,620 You must have tremendous storage problems. 267 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:38,380 Well, I mean, we keep some of them, and others go to the junk dealers. 268 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,420 She just drew blood. 269 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,940 When the plaintiff, Miss Huxtable, brought her vehicle into your garage, 270 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:51,620 replaced her old engine with a rebuilt engine that you purchased from Olympus 271 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,460 Engine Company. I have an invoice here which states that the serial number on 272 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:59,000 the rebuilt engine is RN7294938. Is that correct? 273 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:01,950 If that's what it says, then that was the number on the engine. 274 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,530 Your Honor, I'd like to submit this invoice as Exhibit A. 275 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:06,450 She's sharp. 276 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,030 Not bad looking either. 277 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,530 Mr. Wilson, where do you find the engine serial number? 278 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:16,870 On a metal sticker that's riveted onto the engine block. 279 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,750 Oh, it's never stamped into the engine itself? 280 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,130 Oh, not anymore. 281 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:24,590 They stopped doing that sometime back in the 70s. 1975, to be exact. 282 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:25,930 Yeah, well... 283 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:26,809 You say so. 284 00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,330 She's going in for the kill. 285 00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:29,690 Mr. 286 00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:31,350 Wilson, is this an engine sticker? 287 00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:35,530 Yeah. When I removed this from the rebuilt engine that you placed in Ms. 288 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:39,930 Huxtable's car, I found another serial number underneath that was imprinted on 289 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:44,290 the engine itself. And that second number is identical to the serial number 290 00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:45,890 the car's original bill of sale. 291 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:50,770 Your Honor, I contend that Mr. Wilson has charged Ms. Huxtable for an engine 292 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,770 never replaced. 293 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:56,510 Your Honor, can I take a five -minute break here? 294 00:22:56,990 --> 00:23:00,550 You can't ask for a recess. 295 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:04,050 Your Honor, if it pleases the court, the defense asks for a 15 -minute recess. 296 00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:07,430 All right, this court stands recess for 15 minutes. 297 00:23:08,830 --> 00:23:11,450 Mom, what does all this mean? It means we're about to win. 298 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,890 Calm down. 299 00:23:13,290 --> 00:23:17,030 That's some kind of woman, man. I think I'm going to ask her out. 300 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,240 I don't know, man. A woman like that probably has a boyfriend. 301 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,880 Yeah? Yeah. 302 00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:27,280 Well, I can't help myself. I'm going to ask her anyway. 303 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,580 Pardon me, ma 'am. 304 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:36,420 I really, really enjoyed the way you handled that case. 305 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:39,780 Thank you. You're welcome. How long have you been out of law school? 306 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:41,220 About a year. 307 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,540 You probably have a boyfriend, don't you? 308 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,560 No. Well, would you like to have one? 309 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,860 Well, if the right guy comes along. 310 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,800 Well, would you like to discuss it over a cup of coffee? 311 00:23:53,260 --> 00:23:56,880 Okay. And then maybe after coffee, we could get married. 312 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,420 Okay. 313 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:39,740 This show is taken from a live studio audience. 23493