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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a

crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security

stockade in the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If

you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe

can hire the A -Team.

It's my journal.

Where did you get this?

This belongs to Brian Lefkoe.

Is he known for you?

Yeah, in some of the biggest newspapers in the world.

Let's get back to this lost city stuff.

There wouldn't happen to be some lost treasure in this lost city, would there?

Brian isn't after the treasure.

He has a doctorate in archaeology.

And there happen to be tremendous cultural finds that date back to the

Peruvian tribe.

You're saying he's been killed? I'm saying none are ever seen again.

El Cajon is a pirate. He lives by a pirate's code.

The traveler you seek, Senor Lefcourt.

I can give him to you. I can, Senor.

Senor Doyley, I have some people here, and they look for the man, the one

Lefcourt.

Their weapons are no good, Doyle.

Shall we, uh, drop the weapons, gentlemen?

Might as well.

She pulled the firing pins, guys.

Yeah, Hannibal, I hope you're working on another plan. We haven't finished with

the old plan.

What old one?

The one that takes us to find Brian Lefcourt.

You call getting caught like this a plan?

Well, with a few minor glitches, it takes us directly to Lefcourt.

Continue down river and unload these supplies and go back to your home camp

wait for my instructions.

I will not forget what happened back there. Good.

Good morning, J .D. How were the dailies?

Do you really know where the lost city of Del Rio is?

Doyle's been trying to get me a talk for days.

The only reason he's keeping me alive is because I haven't broken yet. We're

talking about a lot of money here, right? I mean, riches beyond belief.

So the legend goes. Right, gold and silver and rubies and diamonds. And

and tigers and bears.

Oh, my God.

Now, that explains why he's got you here like Papillon, but it doesn't tell us

anything about what he's doing upriver with those supplies he's shipping on

Bobby Cardena's barge.

Maybe he's searching for the lost city, hoping to find it if Brian doesn't tell

him. No, I looked at this stuff on the barge while we was coming upriver, and

was construction material.

And them guys ain't gonna build no church. I swear I did not request these

script changes.

Whatever happened to the original ending, those happily forever after

that have become my trademark?

Your trademark is stupidity.

Hey, you.

Yeah, you.

Your friend over there looks a little sick.

I think it's because he's been looking at your pig face for too long. Oh, hey,

hey, Colonel, come on, don't get on the jazz. You're just going to get yourself

in trouble. You talk big from in there.

Well, maybe you should let me out.

No, Doyle said no.

Yeah, Doyle said no. Doyle said no for this pendejo.

Perhaps he would like to see his friend scream.

Oh, why is it always me?

Ah, you haven't got the gut.

Hey, hey, hey, Abbott, what are you trying to do here? No, no, Doyle will

you.

See, Face?

You got off easy.

Thank you.

You yellow -bellied sack of pus.

Oh, no.

Look, wait, wait. Can we talk about this?

You've got him against the rope, champ. Now take him out.

Hit him anywhere but the face.

Space, you got a mad extra here. He didn't get his lungs money.

Get me that kid with the gold around his neck. He's fantastic.

Who's his agent?

I'm impressed, Space.

I thought he was going to cream you. Yeah.

Looks like you could use a hand, muchacho.

I was going to cut you loose.

Right.

Now, let the others out.

You're a princess.

Faith, all that I can say is it's a good thing we weren't wrong in film.

I mean, I know that it was, you know, just a rehearsal, but still I need more.

More? More!

More!

Don't hold back.

I know, I know that what you were doing was real, but in film, what we need...

That which looks real. Well, I'm fed up with all this movement.

All the audiences today are so sophisticated they're never going to go

ballet that you put on for them.

That's real.

Oh, it's fantastic.

It's so real.

I've had it.

You're right. This guy's a real trip.

He sure is.

Quickly, before Doyle returns.

My barge is through here. Just a minute.

What are you doing here? To help you escape.

So Doyle would not kill you all.

Ah, well, why this sudden concern for our safety?

You just wish to help your friend.

You did nothing wrong. I see no reason you should die. Ah, thanks.

What's up with Doyle?

What's so important to him he'd kill innocent travelers who try to go

Let us waste no more time.

We can be back past the bend in the river before Doyle even knows of your

escape. Oh, terrific.

Then we run into that other great sleazeball, El Cajon.

El Cajon will not bother us.

What's your connection to El Cajon?

How do you know he won't bother us?

He won't.

Vamanos. Let's go.

Oh, no.

We no go with you. Not for us.

What are you talking about?

You'll never make it all the way back to Monte Alegre on foot.

And you can't wait here for Doyle. Easy, shadow of doom.

Cloud the future.

He must be some kind of hard -shelled nut.

What if I protected you like I did last time?

We got caught, senor.

But you didn't die.

You said nobody goes up against El Cajon and gets away.

You did. My magic works.

And I can do it again.

The moment you take.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Don't ask.

Oh, fantastic.

Okay, we go.

Don't even think it, Tucker.

Where is it?

Where is it? Where, where? Murdoch, here it is. No, no, no.

Here it is.

All right, I'm ready. You can bring them all on.

Cigar, Colonel?

Thanks, Pace. Sure.

Okay.

Where are the firing pins, lady?

I gave them to Doyle. You will not need them. You will be safe with me. I will

get you back to Monte Alegre.

We're not going back to Monte Alegre. Not yet. We're too close.

We could be within throwing distance of that lost city.

We're not turning back now.

Brian, you need a doctor.

I need to find that place.

We may never get another chance like this. I will not guide you upriver.

Then we'll just have to borrow your barge.

Firing pins or no firing pins.

Hey, man, what do we care about a lost city?

Why do we care? Why do we care? Because it is just possible that it will be the

greatest location for the finale of my monumental epic.

You're talking finale to your life, sucker. Not having no firing pins when

attacked by river pirates. They're all the rest of them Amazonian Indians.

Well, then maybe we should get out of here.

You understand, don't you, Hannibal?

This is something I have to do.

I've always been one for a nice, relaxing cruise.

And that'll be a good time, Corita, for you to tell me what Doyle's up to around

that bend in the river.

Look, all I do is run supplies.

I drop them on shore and then I leave. When I return, they're gone.

Who takes them and what they are for, I do not know.

Then we'll all find out together.

I hate this movie.

But I do like the leading lady.

You've got her.

If only I can get her agent down to 50 ,000.

There, the devil's horn.

I knew it, I knew it was here.

Natives with spears.

How I wish I had a shoreline of natives with spears. The texture, the color.

I need that, I need that fat film.

You color gonna be red with blood if you don't stop acting stupid.

Listen, I am I, and you are you.

Perchance someday that we should walk along the same road together.

You'll be dead.

Gotcha.

All right.

This is your party.

Where do we go from here?

We walk.

It had been six months since we had seen the 26th Toad, Greater Bounce,

and his son, that had become affectionately known as Targ Morton the

our crew.

Chapate. Come back, little con.

Come back.

Chapate.

Nice to meet you.

Friend of yours?

The guardian of the tribe of Del Rio.

Supposedly, his powers protected Del Rio and its riches.

That's right.

I know.

Where's the rest of it? There has to be more, right? If this guy's watching over

the lost city, then he doesn't have a very big job.

Legend goes that Chipati stands guard over Del Rio.

And only to the one who can unseat him will he tell the secrets of the lost

city. The key is in what Brian said.

He said the one man who can unseat Chipati from his rule. You see, the

dwellers at that time in Del Rio were primitives. They ruled.

By strength. They did choose their kings according to who was strongest.

Okay, B .A., give it a shot.

all worth it. It really does exist.

You know, kid, you did all right.

I like the way that guy's hooked up.

Me too.

So they found it.

I knew they would.

I knew they would lead us to it if we made their escape convincing enough.

And meself and the husband of me sister, we go free?

The hell you are.

You gotta take us back there.

Back? Oh, it's no posible.

You can't remember where I was?

Our deal was to go with them when they escaped.

To come and tell you.

That was our deal.

No, no. Our deal is what I say it is.

And unless your sister wants to lose her husband and her brother in one

afternoon, you take us back to the lost city.

Si, senor Doyle.

I do not think my sister could stand so much grief all at once. Of course she

couldn't. Now get ready to move out.

So the lost city's there.

It's really there.

And all its treasures are mine.

Si, senor.

And all its evils, too.

Witch doctor, you did not love me, too.

And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do. He said that...

What are

you, crazy fool?

I could have hurt you before I realized who was behind this crazy thing.

You're supposed to be on guard duty.

Now take over while I go check out the perimeter.

And keep your mind on your job.

Or I'll walla walla bing bang you.

Not exactly what I was hoping for.

It's beyond anything I'd hoped for.

People have such misconceptions.

Archaeological digs that produce enough intact pieces to count on one hand are

so few.

Here, look what we've got.

And so well -preserved.

Yeah, a few well -preserved diamonds and golden statuettes. It'd be so boring

anyway. Let's hit it.

What's up?

I've been checking this place over. I found some of the original perimeter

defenses we can kick into gear with a little effort.

Against who?

Doyle. I expect him here any minute.

Why do you think he let us escape?

Let us? Sure.

Face, you don't think I'd let you get in there with that cement mixer. If I

didn't figure the fight was rigged, do you?

I mean, Doyle figured he couldn't beat it out of Brian, so he decided to follow

him here.

Yes, but who would have... No.

I think Bobby wanted to take us to Mount Allegra and get us out of here.

All right.

Let's hit it.

Good night.

Drop your weapons, Doyle, or we'll drop you.

Give it up, Smith.

I know your weapons are useless.

Come on out where I can see you.

Come on out and maybe I'll spare the women.

You're messing with some pretty bad magic, Jack.

How's Trek?

You don't realize who you're dealing with. I realize I'm dealing with a 200

-pound sack of manure.

You're going to have a hard time crawling out of that hole.

You're not going to leave us here. I might spare the women.

But first, you're going to give us back the firing pins to our weapons, and then

you're going to take us for a little walk and show us what you've been

up around that bend in the river.

A nuclear reactor.

They're building a nuclear reactor.

You know, from here, that looks like Carlos Ritterman.

The South American industrialist? Even my dad has business dealings with him.

What would Ritterman be doing building a nuclear reactor in the middle of the

Amazon jungle?

Did you see that? Did you see what he did?

Nazi, Hannibal.

They're Nazis.

They are the new Reich.

strong, evil, undefeatable.

What do you intend to do now, Smith?

Take them all on?

Just the four of you?

Two women and a lame.

What will become of the A -Team in its desperate attempt to stave off worldwide

disaster? Will good triumph over evil? Will Rocky Raccoon be reunited with

Little Mel?

These and other questions will be answered in the next exciting chapter of

Fuhrer, The Better.

I can't believe Carlos Ritterman's a Nazi.

You know, my dad always suspected him.

Ritterman's background being so obscure, but... Who'd have guessed he built his

empires with money so he must have spirited away when he escaped Germany at

end of the war?

We gotta stop him, Hannibal.

We'd never stand a chance of defeating them. He'll die trying, my dear.

If that's what it takes.

Well, what's your plan, Colonel?

We've got to destroy that reactor.

Ah! How?

Well, now, face it, it'd be nice if we had some help. But we have surprise.

And... A touch of lunacy on our side.

That'd be true.

How many men do you need?

I counted about 20 of them. They're well armed. With us, six more would make it

interesting. Wait, I can get to these men.

You can?

I can't. My father can.

Wait, wait, wait. Your father?

Who's your... He's not.

Think about it, Kaufman.

Now put that hand up in the air.

Both of them.

Now slowly, put your leg on the ground.

Senor, you are the man with many lives.

Like the cat, no? I'm the one with a gun with many bullets.

You intrigue me, senor.

How come you passed our perimeter guard and alarms?

Your daughter showed us. No. I had to, Papa.

If they heard you... No.

No.

They captured Doyle.

Oh, you are something, senor.

You are.

We must work with them.

We must help them stop what is happening upriver.

I see you got your boat in the water. We could use it.

Of course, senor.

But of course, anything you say, now you can trust me, no?

You don't really... trusted pile of pig slop, do you, Hannibal? We've got a

chance of destroying that Nazi generator.

We don't have much choice.

And if you talk that way about him, you may not live to date his daughter.

Explain that to me, huh?

Tell me how something like that could have produced something like this.

The world is full of wonders.

My men are ready, Senor Smith.

The way you tell us better be true.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't.

To think all this time I was helping these Nazi pigs.

Yeah, it's not nearly the same as sinking people's boats and robbing them

money and fun, is it?

Let's do it!

I'll see you on the flip side.

Hannibal, you can't leave us behind.

Not at this point.

Somehow I feel Eos in your Ritterman.

You've done enough.

Your leg can hold us back.

Besides, in case we don't come back, somebody's got to tell the world what

happened.

Colonel Smith!

Do not try to leave me behind.

I wouldn't think of it, sweetheart. I'm a boy.

And you come to me, amigo.

You will get the thriller, no?

Still no word from Doyle? No, sir. We will keep working until the supplies are

exhausted. By then, the girls should have arrived with the rest of the load.

Why, she did not have it all the first time is my question, and one I hope

is prepared to answer.

get a building permit from our executive offices, pal, we're going to have to

close you down.

Who in hell are you?

The A -Team.

Pick you up later, gentlemen.

This was the battle, no? Yeah.

They messed with the wrong people, eh?

Chad and I are going to get along great. If we ever get out of this jungle. What

do you mean, muchacho?

We take my... My boat!

I love it when a plan comes together.

Okay, we're all set.

And face, you'll be the ushers. Murdoch, you'll be taking the... The movies, the

movies, yes.

This will be my first wedding ceremony as the captain of the Desayuno

Domingo, that I shall perform with great sincerity and

for a slight fee.

I'll pay you $100, like we agreed.

Señor, for a man.

who has discovered a lost city for a man who worth a king's

ransom, I would strongly suggest that these arrangements be

reconsidered. Which brings up the consideration of our fee. We normally

% of any recovered items.

In this case, that 10 % of the lost city, with all its gold and jewels and

archaeological treasures?

We'll pass on the Indian skulls, bone rattles, you know, stuff like that. I

think that's fair enough.

And perhaps as a gift to the captain who shall perform

this glorious wedding ceremony, five additional

percents?

Three.

Mm -hmm.

Done?

The wedding ceremony shall proceed. The funeral!

It's cancer!

Oh,

uh, her mother and I do.

I do.

I do.

He's good -looking one.

He has a part of the 10%, Cardina.

I am thinking maybe we could have this man in the family. No?

I will do my best.

Thanks, Hannibal.

I'll never forget you guys.

Felicitations, kid.

Good having you around.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Tonya and I will write you and let you know how the excavations are going.

How long before we see any of the money?

Well, you know how these things are.

Could be five, six years, maybe.

Just to find where it's hidden.

These things are very complicated. The ancients were very devious.

Five, six years?

Hey, maybe seven.

Hey. Now we will dance and make noise.

Sorry, man, but I don't dance.

That was muy bueno.

Bueno, señor Coffin. It was a mucho monumental wedding ceremony.

I just can't wait till we stop rehearsing and start shooting this

Are you crazy, fool?

I'll give you all my lunch money. Leave me alone.