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Original subtitles

Shh, shh.

What happened, doctor?

Don't tell me you are leaving.

Do you have to take the drug, or what?

This is not a game,

It is a very dangerous substance.

Of course it's not a game!

I'm sure the Yankees like more of a thrill.

Wait for it...

Wait for it... The problem is that when someone consumes it,

The problem is that when someone consumes it,

and exposed to a gas such as methane such as methane,

makes the person, inevitably inevitably becomes...

Ah!

Fucking Manotas, put on that mother!

All of this is toxic!

I'm just sending a selfie to Betty,

so you can see that I'm still on the pull!

Listen to me, godson!

You rat bastard!

See what happens, Manotas.

Look, you'll see... let's see...

- Look, try it! - No, no.

- Try it! - No, no, now!

Those?

I don't know.

Get off!

Get closer here.

Love him.

- What are they doing? - I don't know, they're...

Bring a body, Don Segis!

- A body? - Get a body, get down!

- What happened? - Get down, they're going to throw you out!

- What do we do? - They're leaving!

Turn that off!

Turn that off! Balls!

Boots!

Turn it off!

What do they do?

Let's go, I think they are coming this way.

Come on!

Where are they going?

Quiet.

Get down!

Yes, yes. It's been, it's been...

Let's kill them...

Do I look like a bully, or what?

Fuck Jackie Chan, asshole!

I'm not going to kill them... we are going to have fun with them,

Want to have fun, guys?

Do you guys want to have fun? - No... - Of course you don't!

- No... - Of course not!

- You're going to like it! - What?

I know what I tell you, you're going to like it.

Ah! Now! Now! Now! Now!

- Leave it to your friend! - Not me!

- Leave it to your friend! - Not me! What do you mean, no? It's to walk the same!

What do you mean? It's to walk the same way!

I know what I tell you, you're going to like it!

What do they feel?

Well, it feels good, really.

I told them they would like it.

Bruce Lee...

With this drug, we are going become very rich!

Yes!

My name is not Bruce Lee...

...okay?

Don't stain, Do you prefer your name?

My name is Roberto.

No mames que se name, Roberto?

No mames que se called, Roberto? Yes, well, it's that the Chinese

Yes, because the Chinese

when they go to another country, they choose a name of the country they are going to.

This asshole, chose Roberto.

Let's see, say your name...

"Lo-bel-to.

You sound really fucked up, don't say it anymore, güey...

You sound really fucked up, don't say it anymore, güey... They're fucking with you those assholes.

They're fucking with you those assholes.

What a Japanese asshole!

What?

That asshole told you Japanese!

And you are more Chinese than Chinese ink.

Kill it!

Yes, the chemist was right.

Maybe it wasn't ready to be ready to put it up yet.

Tavo, didn't you go to school?

Mom... it's Saturday.

Ah, that's right...

Don't leave a "trail"!

I'm leaving now.

- Goodbye, son. - Uh-huh.

No, I'm going to go to pachequear with the guys.

All the best. Take care of yourself.

Then the gang and I are going to go and me, to rob a store.

- Can I get you something? - Don't be late.

- No! - You greet me Cronos!

Well, what? It's not that easy!

Friend...

Give me a hand, won't you?

Thank you!

Thanks, man. On the count of three... güey, what are you doing?

Bastard! Give me back my shoes!

Holy shit...

Fucking kid!

Ouch!

Don't be a sucker!

- Don't move... - Sorry, sorry, sir!

- Cronos? - Come on! Stand up...

No manches, you scared me güey, what's wrong with you?

Oh, now, stand up!

Take it!

- Why? - Don't yell at him anymore, güey!

Wait for me!

Hold on, hold on!

Hey, wait a minute. Oh, you're bleeding, sorry!

Don't worry about it, it was my fault too.

- Hey... - Huh?

Why do you come from Woody?

Now, for your information I am not Woody,

you are thinking about.

I am... "Tallahassee."

the coolest zombie killer.

Woody Harrelson, from "Zombieland",

a 2009 classic.

Get cultured with some movies, Dad.

Even if they are... pirates.

What? Is it because I'm poor, or what?

What? Is it because I'm poor, or what? That's right!

Exactly!

Hey, and speaking of your poverty....

why don't you bring tennis shoes?

I had a hard time with the climb...

Hey...

is that a cuca...?

So what happened, my zombie killer?

It's a...! It's a cockroach!

Hey, Cronos! It's a fucking cockroach!

Let's see...

wear this.

Did you mother him, before or after he passed out?

Did you mother him, before or after he fainted? Sorry Don Abrán,

Sorry Mr. Abrán,

- but, it was unintentional. - Abraham...

- but, it was unintentional. - Abraham... Abraham...

Abraham...

And it wouldn't hurt, a good spanking.

Look at you fainting for a cockroach.

You didn't get that from me.

You inherited that from your mother.

You got that from your mother. More like from my mother-in-law, my love.

More like my mother-in-law, my love.

Hello, love...

Hello!

Hello, Tavo...

- Look... - My love, Jacobo...

...but what happened to you? Are you all right?

Nothing else came out so much blood.

And please don't call me Jacob, call me Cronos.

Hey... And have you already gone for the sneakers?

Nothing güey!

- You grabbed the new ones. - But, don't worry,

I'll be right back, Jacobo.

You too?

Son, what's wrong with wrong with your name?

Mom...

I am the future of Mexican cinema

and I can't call myself...

- Jacobo. - Let's see, young man.

Your name, what's your name. Do you understand?

Jacob... Jacobito...

Understood?

- Yes, Dad. - Good!

And let's see if they already behave like...

normal children.

In one of those, they even get a girlfriend.

Leave them alone!

Güey...

your boss is right.

We are virgins, chaquetos...

we are never invited to the pedas.

Cronos?

I love her güey, neta... very motherfucker!

Well, you've got it!

What are you talking about?

He lives next door.

Ana, is the one I like.

Hey, but what about your girlfriend from Canada?

Ah! The one in Canada... no well...

there he goes... yes.

You see how long distance relationships long distance.

You see how long distance relationships long distance relationships are. They don't last, my Tavo.

They do not last, my Tavo.

- They don't last... - Hey, but...

no shit, I mean...

since when do you like it?

Oh, well, you have to shoot to the top, my Tavo...

Oh, well, you have to shoot to the top, my Tavo... Well, what about you, do you already like girls, or...?

Well, what about you, do you already like girls, or...?

No.

I still like you, beautiful.

Oh, seriously,

what is your daily backgammon of backgammon do you use?

How many times a day here... do I shake the otter?

Come on, how many times a day, do you put air in the tamale?

How many times a day, I polish my black?

How many times a day, do you take to spit into the flame?

How many times a day, here, do I crush the garlic?

- That doesn't make sense. - Why?

I mean, it's not my fault that you don't understand him.

- You're too small, güey. - Ah!

But, look, when you leave

your fucking toys, I'll show you!

What fart, tetos?

Another day of loneliness and masturbation?

Deivid, don't be a bore.

Cronos, Tavo, how are you?

- Hello, good, isn't it? - Yes, fine, everything's fine...

How cool! Hey guys, do you guys have any plans for tonight?

This one, yes... we just met with...

- Some... - Some...!

Friends, yes...!

What? You don't want to come with us

to pre-shoot before his party,

to pre-shoot before your party, - at the clubhouse? - Yes?

- in the clubhouse? - Yes?

- Too bad! - Neta?

No, you idiot!

They are not invited.

But, they can go home,

But, they can go home, I already imagined them masturbating all night long.

I already imagined them masturbating all night long.

Did you imagine us masturbating?

- Huh? No... - That's what you said!

Aha, that's what he said.

Uh-huh, that's what he said. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it....

I mean, there's nothing wrong with it....

we live in a free world.

I mean...

it's a little bit weird

that you have imagined us, in full... jacket...

- With all due respect, Ana... - I'm going to break your mother,

- Fucking asshole! - Hey, leave them alone!

Actually, it was very strange what you said.

Well, have a great time with your... very well with your... friends.

It would have been cool , to come.

No! It wouldn't have been cool for them to come...

Baby!

I didn't imagine them masturbating!

I know, I know, baby.

Farewell!

And now? What's up with Lalo?

You did budget for your Halloween costume, didn't you? your Halloween costume, didn't you?

Güey, don't say that!

Look at him, he's really down.

What is this, my Lalo?

My dad.

It does nothing, it is already dead.

Híjole, I'm sorry, my Lalo.

Yes, well, I hadn't seen the old man I hadn't seen the old man.

He left the house when I was well and truly morrito,

but then... he's still my boss.

And why do they bring you your body like this?

I am his only relative, and since there was no wool...

I had to organize the wake here.

Do you want to?

- Enjoy. - If my mom could see...

...that I organized a wake for him just like that,

he's sure to come back from the grave and throws me the flip-flop.

All dads are pretty spotty, aren't they?

Y... what was his name?

Segismundo.

They called him Don Segis.

He drowned in the Xochiaca riverbank.

Working in the middle of shit, literally.

They say that drowning

is one of the best deaths there is.

What, guys?

They call it, "sweet death", like Jack on the Titanic.

Sweet death is when you choke on CO2,

not with water... Güey!

Look, they did teach you something in public school.

Well, let's see, how can we help you, Lalo?

Anyway, I have to go to...

install the DJ, to the clubhouse,

then I have to go to Deivid's Deivid's parents' house,

to put some spotlights on them...

before they return from Acapulco.

Look, Lalo, you better stay with your dad.

No, it's okay, this way it works, I get distracted.

But, you stay, no fart...

there's... there's the pot, there are the chelas,

There is the porn collection.

Lalo, nobody watches movies like this anymore.

My Tavo, you have to appreciate the formats.

My Tavo, you have to appreciate the formats. For example, VHS, it's already a classic!

For example, the VHS, is already a classic!

No, let's see, you're missing the point.

That right there...

is the only inheritance my boss left me.

Let's see, come on, I'll tell you which ones are cool.

No, there is everything here!

To the mother!

Look, eighties...

nineties, hairy, shaved option,

here oriental, interracial...

No, not that one...

- ...you're not ready for it. - Oops!

Look, these here...

they are nice to watch with friends.

Well, I'll leave them there, that's all don't leave them stiff, hey!

Black and white,

What's up, man?

No, shit! Redheads...

Massage!

Sit down already, teto!

Let's see, my Tavo,

all the great filmmakers, they are all great dummies.

For example, there is my colleague,

the creator of "Cronos":

Guillermo Del Toro!

Tarantino, Spielberg, George Lucas,

Hitchcock.

If I want to be a mega director,

I must still be a teto, right?

What about me?

You are going to be the politician that will bring Mexico out,

of the cliff!

No shit, Cronos!

Egg on, you're a leader, Dad!

Oh, yeah, man....

You are hard-working, aspirational,

charismatic, small-town.

You have eaten beans with weevils.

You have your friends from...

from your neighborhood, and Sierra Linda.

from your neighborhood, and from Sierra Linda. That's what voters like!

That's what voters like!

Tavo, the hope of Mexico! Isn't he?

Come, come closer!

- Wow! - Wow...

Oh, how great you have it.

- Oh, Mommy! - Be a master...

To this type of film

they lack a narrative structure...

a climax!

And obviously a denouement.

Gustavo...

Gustavo...

I love you!

From here I can see the wood...

of president you have.

I need you to clean my...

...my pool, Gustavito!

- No mames! - No mames!

- No, shit! - No, shit...

Güey, what was that?

It was Don Segis...

How can it be, Don Segis? Don Segis, he's dead!

The only explanation is that...

Don Segis, is a...

Don Segis, it's a... - Don't say a blowjob... - Don Segis is a zombie!

- Don't go and say a blowjob... - Don Segis is a zombie!

How can it be a zombie?

Do you have a better explanation?

Yes! Any other!

Let's see, go see if he's still out there.

- No way... - You're closer, go!

Chido, that's good!

"May the poor man die."

Did he or did he not run?

- Güey, are you filming? - I'm filming!

- Güey, are you filming? - I'm filming! There's a zombie in my subdivision,

There is a zombie in my subdivision,

And you think I'm not going to film it?

and you think I'm not going to film it? Now tell me... did he run or didn't he run?

Now tell me... did he or did he not run?

I don't know!

But, nothing can be heard.

So, it's a slow zombie!

Like the ones in Romero's movies.

I don't understand you, güey!

Just like the ones from "The Walking Dead"!

Like the ones from "The Walking Dead"! Those don't get you!

Those don't get you!

Except when you have them on you!

That's right, it's a fart!

Güey, don't go!

I'm on my way, Mommy!

Just look what I have for you! what I have for you!

Let's go, let's go!

What finesse, zombies in my subdivision!

Cronos, let's go!

Güey, let's go!

Look who's there!

- What's up, Lalo? - What's up, Lalo?

- What's up, Lalo? - What's up, Lalo? - What's up? - Hey, güey... do you have any material left?

- What's up? - Hey, güey... do you have any material left?

- What's up? - Hey, güey... do you have any any material left? I'm running low right now, dude...

I'm running low right now, man...

Lalo, no mames! Don't be a bad fart güey,

- It's Halloween! - Hay peda, papi.

Well, I have a little bit of it in my changarro,

just don't be a stain.

Don't be pussy, Lalo... give it all to me, I'll pay you, güey!

- Go, go... - Go for it, güey!

Don't go short circuit, güey...

Your beaver costume looks nice, "Deivis"! beaver costume, "Deivis"!

- Lalo! - Lalo!

We have zombies in the private sector!

Of course we have zombies, it's Halloween, they're all the rage.

No, no...

- Real zombies... - And that zombie is your dad.

It's not cool to talk about my dad like that!

You can't play with the dead, Didn't you see "Coco"?

Lalo, you have to believe us.

I saw it with my own eyes, I saw it!

- Very, very closely. - Yes, yes!

I know what I'm talking about, for example,

from Romero, to "Shaun of the Dead",

through "Re-Animator", to "Brain Dead",

some Peter Jackson classics!

Well, there are zombies here in Mexico,

this... are some...

about...

mexzombies?

Look, I understand that you don't listen to a guy

who uses a blow dryer to comb her hair.

But me, why would I lie to you?

Mm! I have unruly hair! Don't judge me.

- Look, check it out. - What's it going to be like?

No mamen!

Zombies in my subdivision...

Zombies in my subdivision... - Is that my dad? - Yes, it is!

- Is he my dad? - Yes!

Is it alive?

Here's how it works: If one zombie, bites another

there are already two zombies.

And if that other one bites three more, in a few hours

this private is going to be infected.

Green!

Yes, it would be nice.

I know it seems that we smoked your pot,

but I swear, it's true.

My mota...

There are more important things than your mota right now, please.

There are more important things than your mota right now, please. No, no... Let's see... I sent Ari over there to get some pot.

No, no... Let's see... I sent Ari over there, to get some pot.

No, no... Let's see... I sent Ari over there, to get some pot. - Let's go get him! - No! You guys go get help.

- Let's go get him! - No! You guys go get help.

If what they say is true,

we are going to need a lot of help.

And I'm the only one who can talk to my dad.

That's not your dad anymore, my Lalo, I'm sorry.

It's stuck in the door.

Lalo... be careful!

- Let's go to my dad! - Okay, let's go!

Hey...

And do you think that Don Segis, is the only zombie?

I mean, lest there be there are more in the city.

No, otherwise it would already be viral this fart.

Ha! Look...

the trending topic continues to be Belinda's album.

Ugh...I think I do prefer zombies.

Belinda has her own.

No?

Ari?

Ari?

Dad?

Boss?

That's a good one!

- That's a good one! - Dad, Dad!

Dad!

There are zombies in Sierra Linda!

Zombies?

- Here? - Yes!

Now you made me laugh, Jacob.

Cronos!

I'm serious! There are zombies in the private!

You're not from here, are you?

What does that have to do with anything right now?

Her mother is a great seamstress.

She is a magician!

She's a magician! Well then, neighbor, I've got to go.

Well, neighbor, I've got to go.

It was good to see you, Valeriano.

Say hello to the group!

Greetings to the zombies.

Ale, Ale! Let's go, girl.

Dad, Dad! Let's see...

- I have a video of the zombie. - What video

or what eight quarters.

Let's see if you stop that, son.

No one has become a millionaire, by recording videos,

if not, I would be recording videos.

- Let's see, Dad... - Dad, nothing!

For the first time in your life, listen to me.

Stop being a weirdo.

Yeah, go turn around.

Stained pinche.

What did you say, Gustavo?

No, nothing, Mr. Abram...

Abraham.

No chingues!

They ate Lalo.

Either that or...

already became a zombie.

Ouch!

Also to Ari...

We have to find them.

Do we have?

Cronos... you are not Tallahassee!

You're afraid of cockroaches!

We're a couple of 14 years old!

What do you want to do? Mhm?

We don't even know where the zombies are.

We would not know how to kill them.

We wouldn't know how to kill them. We don't know, nothing!

We don't know anything!

Nothing!

All zombies have something in common...

All zombies have something in common... - What is it? - They're attracted to noise...!

- What? - They are attracted by the noise...!

They are attracted by the noise.

The clubhouse party.

- No, it's later but... - Deivid's pre-shot!

They are on their way.

Let's save Sierra Linda!

What do you think Regina?

Rambo? Really?

- You have to watch more movies. - I watch lots of movies.

Yes, but they are all gringas.

There is a whole world outside outside the U.S.

Ana, you look amazing!

Thank you, Rex, you too.

You look super cool !

How cute! Are you Rambo?

Yes, of course. It would be a pleasure to meet you.

My name is Johnny. I'm from Massachusetts,

But I've been living in Texas since I was four years old.

He is the son of some friends of my parents.

I'm showing you the real Mexico. Mexico. Right, Johnny?

Exactly. The real Mexico.

It was this, or go trick-or-treating,

with my little sister.

- Ah, no, thank you, uh, Rex. - No!

Don't take it the wrong way!

I just don't know if it's, VIP enough,

I just don't know if it's, VIP enough, to hang out with your boyfriend and his friends.

to "janguear" with with your boyfriend and his friends.

He is no longer my boyfriend, we gave each other a "breik".

- We're seeing what's up. - Uh-huh.

He promised me he was going to change....

The truth is that he has matured a lot.

Open your mouth!

Open your fucking mouth.

You're an apron, güey!

You don't say!

Those guys are great.

Ok...

I go in, grab Ana, and we get out of here,

- ok? - Güey, obviously,

you won't "get it".

Oh, Sebas, please, can you put this away?

- Yes, no worries. - Thank you!

Sebastian, is it really another plastic cup?

What do you have?

I asked Deivid not to buy buy plastic cups.

- What a crock of shit, your Green Peace! - The straw!

Ana!

- Tavo! - We have to get out of here!

What do you mean: "we have to have to get out of here"?

What do you mean: "we have to have to get out of here"? Look, I know this is going to sound weird, but...

Look, I know this is going to sound weird, but...

I've come to save you from a zombie threat!

Cronos and I, we were at Lalo's house,

- when suddenly... - Let's see, let's see, Tavo!

Calm down, okay?

Here the only threat

is plastic for our oceans!

Right, Sebastian?

Please do not play music, please.

Ana, listen to me very carefully what I am going to tell you.

What? Now comes the part where you're going to tell me,

that you are in love with me?

How do you know?

How?

Just kidding, Tavo! It's obviously a joke.

No well, I also I'm here joking with you.

Can you play the the fucking music now?

Jacobo, what are you doing here? You are not invited.

Cronos, my name is Cronos.

- Look... It's Ari's. - Gross! What is that?

It was Ari's, before he he became a zombie.

It was Ari's, before he he became a zombie. Ari does not come disguised as a zombie.

Ari does not come disguised as a zombie.

- Can you put it on now? - You are missing the point.

- Ana... - It is not a disguise.

We have to go now.

- Neta? - Ari is coming to eat everyone!

What are you doing here?

Let go of my girlfriend or I'll I'll break your mother!

It is well...

Deivid, you understand!

We are done, we are in a "breik".

Baby...

Look, take this away, so that the children don't see it...

because it's going to be a great surprise!

Oh, Lalo, you scared me. A let's see...

Oh no, no...

don't look at me like that either, better help me with the bags...

Let's see, Lalo, respect! Yes?

The other day,

does not give you the right to be like that.

Well, Lalo, what a fool!

You know you do,

but this time I'm on top, because if you don't leave me...

You've come to steal, haven't you?

What? Oh, sorry, it was really fucked up.

Why are you here?

He came because I invited him, you fucking racist, he's my friend!

Jacobo, do you also want your mother to break you?

- What's his name, Cronos! - Deivid...

why don't you go to a psychologist?

- Child... You shut up! - Let's see, now kids!

We are wasting wasting valuable time!

Zombies can come, at any time,

and they're going to eat us all!

Hey...

Are you sure they didn't smoke something?

Last! If they come back, I'll kill them.

Let's go, baby.

Cronos, what were you doing there,

with that group of people so... decadent?

Well... I was invited.

Impossible! Not even your grandparents invite you to the Sabbath.

Ana, locate that they could not stay.

They couldn't stay, baby.

- Baby... - Cronos...

- Let's get out of here! - What about the zombies?

Güey, I'm sorry, but if those people don't want to be people don't want to be saved,

- it's not our fart either. - No, no...

- Don't say that. - They're just watching us

the stupid face...

Why?

Get a grip!

Yes or no?

Yes! Yes, of course! Hello.

My name is Johnny. I'm from Massachusetts,

But I've been living in Texas since I was four years old.

And he's right. Get a grip, buddy.

Tavo, he didn't do anything to you!

Ana... now please! Don't defend that cat.

Deivid, what's up with your eighties racism?

What didn't you see, "Roma"?

Ana defended you, didn't she?

- Yes, he did defend me... - So?

Güey, but Ana, it's...

Ana is different, Ana...

- Ana is... - The love of my life!

Yes, I know!

You have liked it for many, many years.

We are getting married, I already have everything planned...

it's going to be on the beach...

Lucky...

Lucky, come here!

Lalo, what are you doing? Let go of my dog!

That is no longer Lalo.

No, no!

Did he eat Lucky?

- Lucky! - Run!

But don't shout!

Get down!

- Hey, what the heck was that? - Shh!

Zombies, well... rather, they are zombies

- and they are attracted... - What?

- Zombies feel... - Zombies?

- Yes, zombies! - In Sierra Linda?

Zombies, they are attracted attracted by the noise!

We have to We have to call the police!

Shhh.

Shhh.

You are calling the Federal Police...

if you are in danger, take good care of yourself...

In a moment, one of our one of our officers will be with you.

I was put on hold.

Welcome to the real Mexico.

Shhh. Now, stop fighting!

They're going to turn everyone into zombies.

Ana!

Ana is in danger, güey!

Let's see, Deivid, that's not the point.

I love it that you contradict me,

what's the point?

- The point is... - Hey...

can we have "deli" make-up reconciliation "deli" sex?

- Deivid... - What?

To have make-up sex... reconciliation sex...

To have make-up sex... make-up sex... - Yes? - ...first,

- Yes? - ...first,

- we would have to have sex. - Ok.

Let's have sex!

You...

I...

in our role as Vikings...

- Imagine that! - Imagine no!

What do we do?

- I'm coming! - What, what?

No "ni mergas", güey, it's my Ana, I'm going!

And why do you have to go?

- It's my turn, Cronos! - Why would it be your turn?

Because you get too much for these things.

In other words, it is true that being from a neighborhood

- gives you experience, but... - Exactly!

Ya güey, ya!

Let Tavo go.

- Ok... - Aside.

Yes you are too cool for this.

Good point, too,

this meat is Kosher.

Wait...

Take this with you.

Careful, please.

Where is Ana?

What, where is Ana?

Turn it off!

Friend please turn it off!

This is an assault!

Yes, you heard me right, pigs!

I'm going to steal them all,

so either they get out of here, or there's going to be trouble!

Okay, did you hear?

I'm going to kill them all!

Ari?

The thief stabbed Ari!

Brother... No shit, the humble one stabbed Ari!

What?

What the fuck did you do to Ari?

Tavo, what did you do?

Deivid!

Ana... they are zombies!

Let's go! Trust me.

- Come on! - You go, you go!

Ana, are you all right?

Quickly, run!

Take this off!

Let's go!

Out of the way!

Ah, Tavo!

- Cronos, are you all right? - Yes, yes... thank you!

Is that how you kill them then?

Yes, yes... they are classic zombies.

We have to go against their brains.

Let's see, what's going on?

Zombie apocalypse, baby...!

Ok, but, Deivid is still inside, we have to go in!

Ana, if you get bitten...

- I'm sorry, Deivid is dead! - And now he's a zombie.

- I'm sorry, Deivid is dead! - And now he's a zombie. - What? - Ana...

- What? - Ana...

it's time for you to get out out of your bubble.

Let's see, from my bubble? You, what? Jipi de Las Lomas,

Were you born in Neza, or what?

Let's see, now! There is no time to fight among ourselves.

Besides, it's not cool to talk like that,

- from my Tavo's neighborhood, right? - I'm not from Neza, güey!

Oh, shit! My mom doesn't answer.

Oh, shit! My mom doesn't answer. Let's see, guys, we have to get organized.

Let's see guys, we have to get organized.

- Follow me... - Let's go, now!

Be careful!

- Cronos, quick! - Pardon me!

Our most important mission is:

Whatever happens, no zombie can get out

Did you hear me?

Let me go, no!

I feel like this is two, from getting out of control.

- What's wrong? - No, Ana!

Güey, we are friends, you bastard!

Please!

Sorry, Ana.

Sorry.

We must ask for help.

I think I know who to go with,

I can't go alone, it's not very safe.

No, we have to go with the cops.

- Yes, good idea. - Yes, yes.

They must be asked to close the door. to close the door.

We must divide ourselves.

Johnny, you're coming with me.

- All right. - Cronos, you too.

- Ok. - I go with Tavo to the booth.

- Yes, perfect. - Oh, they like each other!

No, no! They don't like each other!

I am going to accompany him to the stand because...

he doesn't live here, the cops won't pay any attention to him.

Yes, you are right.

Okay, well, then, you guys should close that door,

- for whatever they want. - Ok.

- Hey, Tavo, Tavo, Tavo! - What happened?

One thing...

Make me stop, right? Speak well of me.

Güey, her boyfriend has just just turned into a zombie.

- Well, but he said that they were... - Let's see, let's see...

- What? - Sorry to interrupt,

- What? - Sorry to interrupt, but shall we go?

but shall we go?

- Ok, yes sorry... - ok?

Ay, güey, run!

Good morning, Joel.

It's good to see you, eh?

Hey, let's see if you pay more attention

in the maintenance of my roses.

Every time I go for a walk for a hike,

I go out and I see that my roses are fucked up.

What's up?

Joel?

I'm talking to you!

What do you eat, güey?

What's wrong with you?

Hey, where is everybody?

I hope they don't become zombies.

Tavo, sorry for using Neza as a reference with Rex.

Don't ask me for forgiveness.

I am not from Neza.

Well, sorry for thinking you were from Neza.

Ana, don't apologize to me.

Besides, Neza is cool!

You are right.

I have to stop saying "sorry" so often. sorry!

- I just said, "sorry". - Yes, don't worry about it,

It happens to me too. You are perfect.

How?

That you are perfect.

Poly!

Poly!

We were looking for them.

Good afternoon, Miss Ana.

Look at him, look at him. You in here again, huh?

Yes, I am going to ask you that you separate just a little bit

of the lady, please.

And why, what did I do? I didn't do anything.

No, no, no, this is private property,

No, no, no, this is private property, you did know that, right?

You did know, didn't you?

Civic misdemeanor, very serious offense.

I mean, I didn't register, but it's not that big of a deal!

No, no, no, you didn't just not register,

you jumped the fence again, son.

And you spy on Miss Ana.

How? Are you spying on me?

With all that has happened, did you notice that?

Hey, no, huh? Don't touch him, he's my friend!

Hey, no, huh? Don't touch him, he's my friend! Oops! You're just his friend.

Oops! You're just his friend.

Poli,

we need to show them something, in the security camera.

Let's see.

What are we supposed we are supposed to see?

- Zombies! - Sonrics?

Zombies!

That is why it is necessary to close the doors of the subdivision.

None of them can escape!

Look!

Right there, there go some!

No, miss, those are Deivid's friends.

And no balconies, right? With all due respect,

because these boys have drug problems. problems with drugs.

They are well stuck!

Marijuana doesn't do that to you!

Close the door!

It's Halloween youngsters!

Let's see, calm down, now.

Nothing ever happens here, and do you know why?

Because there is us.

Safeguarding the fractionation...

Ana! Let's go!

Help!

This is not enough.

We need weapons.

And we, where are we going to to get weapons?

NARCOS? Are you serious?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Yes, it is.

Good evening.

Good evening. Afternoons? Days?

Afternoons? Days?

Is the master of the house in?

- There is no master here. - What do you mean?

- There is no master here. - What do you mean? Doesn't Chief Vargas Chief Vargas live here? The narco.

Doesn't Chief Vargas live here? Chief Vargas live here? The narco.

Excuse her.

That's what my mom says, that a narco lives here.

- Rex! - What?

Better to set the record straight clear, right?

And what makes you think, that a narco lives here?

- Well... - Of course!

Because I have an Italian silk shirt?

Or because I have a pick-up 7 plus anti-terrorism armor?

Besides, why can't a boss, can't be a woman?

I don't have any candy!

- So, call him! - No, ma'am, no, it's just that...

we don't want candy... we want guns.

- Mrs.... - Vargas.

- Chief Vargas. - Orale.

She is like James Bond, but prettier.

Much prettier.

And this güero, What? Is he from the DEA or what?

And this güero, what? Is he DEA or what? Sorry, hello.

Sorry, hello.

My name is Johnny. I'm from Massachusetts,

but I've been living in Texas since I was four years old.

but I've been living in Texas since I was four years old. So, you want guns?

So, you want weapons?

I mean, it's not like I have them, right?

But what do they want them for?

Zombie apocalypse.

- I beg your pardon? - Uh, look.

The subdivision is full of zombies

brain-eaters.

For the time being are inside

of this luxurious prison, in which we live,

but if they come out, well...

What have you never seen, "World War Z"? It's the one with Brad Pitt.

- Is it true? - Yes, it is.

Hey, but didn't you see her?

Hey, but didn't you see her? So, what do you see?

So, what do you see?

"Rosario Tijeras".

I don't have time. See you there.

No, no!

Mrs. Vargas, no!

What? I have a super good backhand.

Ana!

They're going to eat it!

- Let's go! - Let's go.

- Let's go! - Let's go, let's go. Wait, Ana, I'll distract them,

Wait, Ana, I'll distract them,

and you close the door.

- Ok. - Ok?

Hey, hey!

Hey, here I am!

Ana, go! Everyone looking this way,

look at me, look at me!

Let's see, here I am.

Ana, close the door!

Ana, hurry up!

Tavo, it won't close! It's stuck!

Ana!

Let's go!

Can you tell me how I lost my best chemist? I lost my best chemist,

my merchandise, and all my investment

my merchandise, and all my investment in a single day?

in a single day?

Boss, I swear, we're going to fix it.

I wonder why we hired a Chinese we hired a Chinese pinche,

if I don't understand you at all?

Well, because Chinese is cheaper, boss.

Well, because Chinese is cheaper, boss. We could try with social networks.

We could try with social networks.

No.

I uploaded a scene of Don Segis to Instagram, it didn't do much good.

I mean...

has been my most liked with the most likes, so far.

That Cronos is at the home of a certain Vargas.

What are they doing there?

I don't know, do you know how to get there?

Yes, forward here on the right.

Tavo, water, water!

Tavo, water, water! Take that, zombie!

Take that, zombie!

The drug from his chemist, was no good.

Your chemist told us that if that drug

we injected it into people, mixed with... with I don't know what.

That according to the people to get crazy, here...

that it was going to get like... like zombies. He said, like zombies.

Then to check it...

...because we caught a guy...

we injected it, and the only thing that happened was that...

...pff. He dropped dead.

Thirteen likes , 12 without yours.

What a bear, that you "like" your own posts!

We are bullies, but we didn't kill that one.

Varguitas?

Damn it.

Here we go again.

Oh...! Varguitas? My doggy!

Oh, stand up, güey!

They're going to eat my puppy!

Oh, no... You monsters, stay away from my dog!

- Let him go, get away! - Tavo!

And Ana!

Hey!

Come on, assholes, get in the house!

Run!

Come on, Varguitas!

Run!

Close, close!

Do you believe us now?

Shit!

- They are already everywhere. - Just like "World War Z"!

- They are already everywhere. - Just like "World War Z"! Zombies.

Zombies.

A radically radically attractive,

that is, moi... and a terrible human drama!

That's not the movie I saw.

Uhm... has several readings.

Thank you for helping me to save Varguitas.

- Those mothers... - Zombies.

Yes... they are zombies.

But how zombies?

Zombies don't exist, they are from movies!

Zombies don't exist, they're from movies! No?

No?

- How many are there? - A lot!

Like the Chinese.

Ah, no. Then yes, they are they are a chingo.

Chingo.

I've done some very bad things, but never anything like this.

Where are the zombies going?

Zombies follow the noise,

then they are where the people are.

- The clubhouse party. - That's right!

My mom, she's there!

This is a tradition,

for many, many years.

for many, many years. This one was made by my daughter Rex, this year.

This one was made by my daughter Rex, this year.

Oh, pretty little girl! This is Victoria.

I am going to help them. I am going to give them weapons.

- No manches! - Wow!

This is brutal.

I teach you how to use it.

Now, yes!

Now, yes! All I need now is my Twinky. my Twinky.

All I need is my Twinky. my Twinky.

Or rather: "my Submarine".

Well, boys, we're going to retire.

What do you mean, you're leaving? You can't leave!

- You can't leave! - No, we can.

Yes, this is scary.

Yes, this is scary. - It does? This whole... - Zombie apocalypse!

- Yes? This whole... - Zombie apocalypse!

Zombie apocalypse.

I don't know it, I have never experienced it.

So we're going to go for the mountains, right?

We must stay and fight.

- What did he say? - He says yes.

That we are leaving in chinga for the sierra.

A huevo, pendejo.

- Chief Vargas... - Yes?

Look, I understand that you may be afraid,

but if we don't stop this right now...

for who knows what will happen tomorrow.

Yes, it is. But shall I tell you something, kid?

If I were you,

did not go and defend the neighbors,

because they, they wouldn't do it for you.

So we, we're going to stop by and retire.

- Are we? - Not cool, Chief Vargas,

nothing cool .

Apparently, no one has the balls in this country.

But we do.

- What? - We've got balls, man.

Hell yes!

Hold on, Johnny!

Great! An old love letter.

Let's see...

Ana, will you be my girlfriend?

No, thank you, Cronos. I'm fine now.

Tavo?

I was going to tell you, Cronos.

Chale, Tavo!

Chale!

Cronos, forgive me güey, but...

Right now that's not what matters,

now we have to go to kill the zombies,

- and save the subdivision... - Wait for me, wait for me.

- and save the subdivision... - Wait for me, wait for me. I'm not finished with you.

I am not finished with you.

- What's up, dad? - Jacobo...

- What's up, dad? - Jacobo... Well, daddy... What? I didn't hear you! What?

Well, Dad... What? I didn't hear you! What?

What?

Well, Dad!

Why does the signal the signal in this place?

- I have to go! - Is it true, right now?

There's an emergency at my house!

Güey, don't go!

It's probably some stupidity of your dad.

Well, well, well you can't go alone...

I'd rather go alone than with you.

- Damn traitor. - Cronos...

- Please, my friend... - Future leader of Mexico,

my eggs!

You are just as... corrupt as everyone else!

No, I'll catch up with you right away.

No, wait, Rex. Where are you going?

Carefully.

See you at the clubhouse!

Hey! Get in.

- Net? - Yes, net.

If we don't help each other each other, we are lost.

So get in.

Ok.

Hold on to me, Cronos, you're going to fall!

Yes.

I just died in your arms tonight...

- Chale, not so much, not so much! - Oh, forgive me.

Hey, and now that my best friend

turned out to be a fucking traitor,

do you think that if you and I survive all this,

could we... go out?

Is it true, güey?

Is it true, güey? Do you think I want to keep Ana's leftovers?

Do you think I want to keep with Ana's leftovers?

You are well damaged, Cronos!

I mean, look, in a post-apocalyptic post-apocalyptic world,

as the one in which we are about to live...

No!

If we only survive only women and you,

I'm becoming a lesbian!

I'll have to become a woman! have to become a woman!

- What happened? - Tavo,

Sorry, the cart can't go the cart any faster.

No, no, that's not it.

Tavo, do you like me?

What, what are you laughing at?

No, I'm not laughing, Ana.

It's just that... look, whatever happens... happens...

whatever I do, you and I will not...

we are not left, we are not left.

I don't know what what you think about me,

but I do know what what they will think

all others.

Tavo, why do you underestimate me?

I can be, with whomever I want!

I can be, with whomever I want! Well, I can't!

Well, I can't!

Well, you should!

Really?

Why don't you answer?

My mom is not answering!

- Leave him a voice note! - I shit myself, voice notes!

- Ash, let's see... - What are you doing?

Hi Rex's mom! Don't move from where you are.

Get to a safe place and send us your location and send us your location,

we are on our way!

This is Cronos, your son-in-law.

What do they do?

And all that blood?

Oh, it's Halloween, Abraham!

They are made up.

Ah, yes...

I'm glad you're here, son.

Help us connect Infinitum to TV,

we can't watch our series.

Is that really your is your blissful emergency?

Perfect, let's go, Cronos.

Oh, no, no, wait, don't go!

What a pleasure to be friends with you.

I'm... it gives me great pleasure to greet you, Regina.

You too, Mrs. Sarah!

Look, I thought we had a Jacobite.

Oh, stop bothering him!

No shit, we're here for this!

What a mouth!

Excuse me, ma'am...

- Mom? - Hey, hey!

Mom, you have to make the music off!

Let's see, let me get out out of here sweetheart.

I can't hear you absolutely nothing.

- Mommy! Mommy! - Yeah, I hear you...

What were you saying about the music?

- Where are you now? - In the living room kitchen.

- No way! - What?

- Mom, what? - The canapés!

The canapés! They left them half eaten!

I told to Cristina, I told her...

...that I was going to take care of the snack...

Mom!

- That doesn't matter! Well? - Yes, yes, eyes.

- Yes, sweetheart? - No, yes, mom, that does matter.

Now I'm going to help you to help you with the canapés...

...stay in the kitchen, and don't move!

- I'll be there in 10 minutes. - Yes, sweetheart.

Cronos.

Cronos, I have to go.

Oh, what a pleasure to greet you, Regina!

- Same to you, ma'am. - Hey, hey!

- Where are you going? - Dad,

zombies go to the clubhouse,

they are going to eat the whole subdivision!

Ah, that's good!

May they eat them all.

- I hate my neighbors. - I'm serious.

Me too, I can't watch my series.

Fix the TV or I'll put you in Jewish school.

Are you going to disobey me, Jacobo?

Now they are going to kill you, Cronos.

Even if we survive the zombies,

your parents, they will kill you.

My mother-in-law needs us, Rex.

Thank you, Cronos.

Let's go.

We can't risk getting thrown off our bike.

What? Cronos, what are you doing?

Cronos, what are you doing?

Come on in!

What are you doing?

♪ You survive death ♪

♪ And don't get wrapped up with God ♪

♪ They expect us to be ♪ As friends ♪

♪ And never listen to the devil... ♪

Chino, open the door!

Move it, asshole!

Hurry up! There's a dead man There! And where are the police?

Are you in a hurry or what?

What are you not seeing that there's a dead man in there?

Yes I saw, I am not blind!

Then hurry up, or break the fucking door!

No, we cannot break the door.

Because if we break it all the zombies come out.

And if all the zombies get out,

are going to infect the whole city, and I'm out of business!

No fucking zombies no fucking zombies in here!

Let's go, now!

Either you stop whistling that mother, or I'll blow your brains out,

here in front of your daughter.

No, she is not my daughter.

It's my old lady.

Just in case...

Change of plans. Chino, pomegranate.

Change of plans. Chino, pomegranate. Egg.

Egg.

Nobody gets out of here!

You are not talking, please speak.

You are not talking, please speak.

- It's just that... - What do you want to tell me?

Ana...

- Do you want the truth? - Yes, I do.

You don't dare to fight for what you want.

Forgive the interruption, but...

In the mother!

They are a good...

Tavo, do you think that because you spy and stalk me? you spy on me and "stalk" me

on Instagram, you know me, right?

Do you think that gives you right to judge me?

Well, I'm going to show you that I do dare to fight,

for what I want.

Ana, wait, What are you doing? Wait!

Rex!

Rex, what about Cronos?

- He is a hero. - What do you mean?

Where are you going, Ana?

- Ana, wait for me! - Wait, what do you mean he's a hero?

Abraham.

Abraham, do something!

Mom, Dad. Listen to me very well.

They are going to close the doors,

the windows,

are going to go to their room,

they are going to put a key to the door,

are going to sit on the bed,

and whatever happens, please,

do not make any noise.

Understood?

- Yes, yes, Jacobo. - Cronos!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to help my friends,

and my little girl.

- Take care of yourself! - Cronos.

Listen, Tavo.

I think you were too hard with Ana a while ago.

Not right now, Johnny.

She's in love with you, can't you see?

Uhm...

This... problem... big... problem. problem.

Johnny, I speak English.

Ah, I thought that since you are...

Don't fuck with me, you too?

You are right.

That's the problem of this country, isn't it?

They complain about racism, but they are a bunch of judgementalists.

They assume the things of others without really knowing them.

Look, if you really want something, stop looking for excuses.

You have to fight for it! You are better than that.

And remember, Tavo, we've only got us.

You are right!

We are going to save this fucking subdivision.

Yes!

I don't know how he uses a gun.

Please, Tavo. It's the easiest thing in the world.

Look, don't pull the trigger. Just pull it.

And one last thing, please don't shoot me.

Hello, which house are you from?

Hey! Shh! Shh!

- Rex! - Mommy!

Hey!

Wait, Mommy!

- Thank you, Cronos! - My pleasure, baby.

What is going on?

Mom, I'm so glad you're okay!

Sister-in-law, mother-in-law, I have to get them out of here.

Mother-in-law?

Let's go! Let's go!

Watch out!

Let's go.

- Cronos? - Tavo?

No shit, you just saw yourselves!

Hey, Regina, what a mouth!

I just saved my parents, Rex,

my mother-in-law and my sister-in-law!

Shh!

Yes, the zombies are coming for the clubhouse.

Guys, we have to get everyone in,

and we cannot let any of them escape.

- Let's go, ma... - No, no, no!

I'm going to be fine, yes....

You stay here because they need you.

I'm taking Victoria to a safe place,

and I'm going to get help, that's what I'm going to do.

Ok, Mom! Don't stop until you get to the house,

the last thing I want, is for something to happen to you.

God bless you all!

- Yes... - Let's go, kiddo!

Hey, where is Ana?

What was not with you?

No, hey, by the way...

sorry for everything about Ana's roll...

- Oh yeah, okay... - Güey, sorry, I didn't tell you.

The truth is that you and Ana, you do make a very nice couple.

But nothing more don't want to put me down

my Rex too, right?

Güey, no... I'm not your girlfriend.

Oh, well, but then, that's where we take her, isn't it?

Oh, no...

Cronos, don't do it. No, don't.

Cronos, not now. Just focus.

Focus, breathe... Cronos! Cronos, no!

Turn to see me... Cronos!

Ok. I already put that on Twitter.

Guys, it's time.

Let's go.

Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.

Background, background.

Shit.

They are all here.

Run, run away, get out!

Be prepared.

The party is on, dead people!

No shit.

You have to pull the trigger.

Forget about it.

What's up with the güero?

That's it, Johnny!

It seems to me that it is from the DEA.

Guys... the door.

Close it, close it, close it! close it, Tavo!

Voy, no mamen! Get out of the way!

Get out of the way, Tavo! Get out of the way!

Let's go now!

Stay there, you bastards, don't move!

Tavo, you're out of bullets!

What was that?

Can you please be quiet for a second, please?

What's up?

- Ana is in there! - Don't leave me alone!

Tavo! Tavo! Tavo! Tavo! There's We have to get to her, get this off!

Tavo! Tavo! Tavo! Tavo! There's We have to get to her, get this off! Get this mother off! Let's go get her.

Remove this mother! We have to go get her.

No shit! What the hell...?

...what's going on? No shit!

Run!

- Cover me, Johnny! - I got this.

Cronos, what are you doing? We have to save her!

Ok... I have no idea how that came out.

Ana, why did you come in alone?

I'm no princess, eh!

And I do dare to fight for what I want.

You are right about everything, Ana!

I love you!

Tavo!

What's the deal, Johnny? Those were mine!

Cronos, help me!

Cronos, help me! There is no time to lose!

There is no time to lose!

Come on, move it!

Damn it, not now.

Johnny! Johnny, no!

- He ran out of bullets! - No, no, Tavo!

Tavo, wait!

Stay away from me!

Let go of me! Johnny!

Leave me alone!

We're going to find the cure, Johnny!

See you in the next life!

Let's go, Rex... Come on, let's go.

They got it!

Look who's here!

Ah, the mother! This is really ugly...

Ana, what are you doing?

Tavo, Tavo, connect the cables!

Net?

Arjona, hypnotizes them.

- Why? - Why?

Yes, it is true...

What is this? Turn it off.

- What did he say? - What do you mean, what is that?

The Troubadour of America.

That one was pure verb and noun.

Let's go!

No. I refuse to kill zombies with Arjona in the background.

No chingues!

No shit! No, he's a bastard!

No, he's a bastard!

You guys, get him out of here. I'll take care of it.

You guys, get him out of here. I'll take care of him. No, no way! We fought with you.

No, no way! We fight with you.

What a mouth, girl!

You, plebs. Get in my troca.

Bring me a black bag.

And you, also go to my troca.

I left Varguitas inside. I'm sure he's suffocating.

I left Varguitas inside. I'm sure he's suffocating. - Come on, pull him! - Let's go, let's go!

- Come on, let's go! - Let's go!

Yes, ma'am!

Turn that mother off!

Let's hit it!

Little varguitas!

- Do you see anything there, Ana? - There's nothing there!

Stand up, I found it!

Come on, Varguitas.

Egg it! You press the lever, pull the clip,

you release and bam!

What? Well, several years at the "Texas Ranger Summer Camp.

Tavo, sorry.

- Several years in the camp... - Let's see, I do know English!

- Several years in the camp... - Let's see, I do know English! Go to the exit.

Go to the exit.

- I'll catch up with you. - No!

- We go with you. - No, Cronos!

- We go with you. - No, Cronos! Make sure that no zombies got out,

Make sure that no zombies got out,

Make sure that no zombies got out, I'm going to leave this to Jefa Vargas.

I am going to leave this to Jefa Vargas.

Let's go!

Tavo...

...take care of yourself.

Please.

You, too.

Charger!

I do not bring!

I think it got in my other pants.

Net that you come to war without a rifle?

Chinese!

- What is this asshole doing? - Wango!

Orale Chinese, pass me the pomegranate!

Orale!

Guys, I always wanted to say this...

Say hello to my...

...my little girl, what?

What?

No, no!

Tavo...

Where are you, Tavo?

Tavo!

Ana, are you okay?

- Did he bite you? - Yes!

- Are you a zombie? - Are you a zombie?

So, Cronos, what do we do?

No... I what?

There is nothing we can do!

You know what you have to do.

Don't say that.

I'm going to have to...

- to kill. - No, no!

There must be another way, another way.

Cronos, what do we do?

It's just that nothing can be done!

Let's see, Cronos... what would they do in the movies?

Yes, yes...

What would they do in the movies? Think...

Cut off the piece!

Yes, yes, the...

Is there no other alternative?

Well, this...

We could try to to suck out the virus!

What?

Yes, yes, like in westerns of a lifetime.

As in "Rio Bravo".

Neta te amo, muy cabron!

Let's see, I don't have fresh to "Rio Bravo".

Look, how John Wayne took the poison out of him

to his buddies.

Just suck and spit.

What?

Did I sound bad?

- Zafo! - Zafo.

Well, here I come, Ana...

Sorry!

No, let's see, Tavo, wait! Wait! Wait!

What if I infect you?

What if I infect you? What if you become a zombie because of me?

What if you become a zombie because of me?

Ana! If the only way I'm going to be with you

is being a zombie, well, no way.

I'd rather be a zombie than lose you.

Tavo, that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me

in my entire life.

I love you even if you are...

- From the village! - No!

- Even if you are... - Moreno.

- Even if you are... - Moreno. No!

No!

Even if you are...

Ugly, bad looking, who wears clothes from a flea market...

No, you idiot!

Even if you are...

friend of the güey friend of the most teto of the private,

I love you, Tavo!

Do you have another friend?

You are not infected!

Let's go!

Varguitas, come!

There were zombies, all over Sierra Linda...

We have just seen some witches, there in Polanco,

well drunk!

But that's every weekend, isn't it, Teofilo?

It's Halloween, ma'am.

Better help us explain,

why is there a dead man there in the booth?

Or a burning vehicle?

And they reported the explosions explosions, in the clubhouse...

Lord, I know that this is is very hard to believe,

I know, officers.

But I'm talking about about real zombies.

There are zombies in Mexico.

Yes!

Yes! What do you think they will say

What do you think they will say

when they find out that we saved Mexico

of a zombie apocalypse?

Nothing. Surely, nor will they thank us for it.

But it was worth it, wasn't it?

It was worth it.

Oops, they like each other!

The "Amar te duele of "Amar te duele".

Pinche Cronos...

We save the planet from the zombie threat.

Not bad, huh?

Rex, you are the best girlfriend I've ever had.

Cronos, you and I don't walk.

And besides, you've never had a girlfriend.

But don't worry...

me neither, and that's super easy to get rid of.

So, are you proposing to me?

Was that a "yes"?

See you guys.

Hey, Rex!

Yes, Cronos!

See you tomorrow!

Bye, Cronos.

See you tomorrow.

Camera!

Camera! Ah, don't be a güey with my sneakers, hey!

Ah, don't be a güey with my tennis shoes, hey!

You know what?

I will continue to fight.

Is that so? And why are you going to fight?

Well...

for this country,

Wouldn't you like to be my first lady?

No!

I have my own causes, Tavo.

But I would like to fight...

by your side.

♪ Time is running out ♪

♪ And no one is listening ♪

♪ The world is not taking me ♪ The world is not taking me seriously ♪

♪ The end is drawing near ♪

♪ You'll see that I'm not lying to you, baby ♪

♪ Don't be afraid, ♪ stay by my side ♪

♪ Don't be afraid, ♪ Stand by my side ♪ ♪ While everything is falling down ♪

♪ While everything is falling down ♪

♪ We have a problem ♪

♪ We have to take care of ourselves ♪

♪ Because everything ♪ Is being put to the test ♪

♪ Lock yourself in your room ♪

♪ Lock the door ♪

♪ Lock the door ♪ ♪ 'Cause in the end ♪ There'll be a few of us ♪

♪ 'Cause in the end ♪ There'll be a few of us ♪

♪ Listen to me ♪ Even if it's just this once ♪

♪ There will be no chance later ♪

♪ Please call me Cronos ♪

♪ Call me, crazy ♪

♪ And if all is not lost ♪

♪ You'll see ♪

♪ Even if everything gets screwed up ♪

♪ It's all over ♪

♪ I got to fight against all the people ♪

♪ Ey ♪

♪ Ey ♪

Look, don't pull the trigger.

Just squeeze it.

Mexzombis.

♪ Please call me Cronos ♪

♪ Call me, crazy ♪

♪ Call me, crazy ♪ ♪ I feel that all is not ♪ Is lost ♪

♪ I feel that all is not ♪ Is lost ♪

♪ You'll see ♪

♪ Even if everything gets screwed up ♪

♪ Though all is fucked ♪ ♪ Time runs out ♪

♪ Time is running out ♪

♪ I got to fight against all the people ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪

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