Original subtitles

Get up!

It's so messy

you're quite something

I couldn't do it

even if you pay me

look at all these opened and unfinished

it's completely off

it'll attract cockroaches

come on... it's late

baby girl, let's get up

brush your teeth and have breakfast

sleep in is bad, get up is good

listen to your mum the best

alright

I'm up

alright... I'm up!

Come on, get up

we'll be late

mum

how many times do I have to tell you not to sing this song

the lyrics are bad and they don't fit the tune

but it works

whenever you hear it

you get up right away

mum

morning

morning

Morning, hubby

morning, darling

let's have a kiss

ok

Get some sleep

oops, wrong button

darling, I'm off to work

give me a kiss?

You didn't shave

mum

are you tired playing with the same jokes everyday?

Nope, it's still funny

let's do zumba!

So this is zumba

interesting

mum

stop block the TV

how?

How?

Shake my shoulders but not the chest?!

Why would I be able to shake my chest?

Where am I shaking?

Babe, can you take a look...

Stop it

it's disgusting, I'm going to change

it's just the two of us!

Am I doing this right?

Mum

you wear dad's jumper to sleep every night

I think it needs a wash

you can't

it'll wash off your dad's scent

mum, we'll be late, do it when we get home

if I leave it, the hole will get bigger

let me

Done, mum

you really can do it, not bad either

mum

I have a degree in textile and fashion design

that's right...

Come on, we'll be late

I understand Janet's mum has to work

fly around all the time

so she couldn't make it to family day

there's no problem at all that

you come as a substitute

but...

You can be an uncle, father or brother

but why must you come as her aunt?

Well...

Normal voice please

ok

Janet wants me to pretend to be her aunt

Janet, you want an auntie right?

Yes, I want an auntie

you look like Beyonce

thank you

so Janet has her auntie Beyonce...

This is my card

people called me fai, pronounce like fight without the t

lifestyle extra company?

It's a very fashionable occupation in Japan

no offence, but... don't extras

just walk around in the background?

This is with much more hidden depth

I had a client

he was getting a raise and was having a dinner party

but he is embarrassed by his family

so I was "invited" to help out, needless to say...

It was fabulous

so how do you charge?

My mum told me, to be able to help those in need

I should count myself lucky, especially helping kids

Janet, tell miss Cameron here

what are you paying me?

Here

ain't that sweet? Thanks boss

can we go?

Yep!

Thank you, let's go!

Hey! Watch where are you going?

I'm so sorry!

I'm Eric's father. And you are?

She's my aunt... Beyonce!

Beyonce? Of course...

Can I help you?

You smell like lemon

what do you say, you and I get together sometime?

I know what you want

you just want to tap this ass!

It's very nice!

In your dreams!

Come on, just give me one chance

no chance, no chance...

Ok...

Looks quite good

wow, you guys made the pants look wonderful on you

give me a twirl... it's beautiful

you are the designer of these pants?

Yes... what do you think?

It's good!

Looks good and feels good

wool underpants, it's an eye opener, good job...

Thanks

look at these pvc underpants

look at how firm my ass is

yes

a little tighter here

look at mine made out of jeans

with zippers in the front, how cool

thank you

hey guys, how much do you charge for the day?

$3000 for fitting

$800 per hour for the first 3 hours

half a day $3000

if it's over 6 hours, that's a day

you're joking, right?

Wrong

it's not an hour yet

you guys can take them off

and go, thanks for the trouble

what?

Please send in our three in house model...

Yes

we've got models here

we can't claim them with the company

what in house model are you talking about?

They are just three asses from

design, accounting and quality control

hey, don't call us asses

You must be fat ass

what kind of model looks like this?!

To be honest, most of our customers

look just like they are

we depend on their comments

to make changes, and the results has been excellent

our dearest in house models

how do you feel?

Well, this wool underpants

is really itchy

itching balls!

My pvc underpants

feels so plastic and stuffy

developing jock itch

jeans underpants

is so tight

when I pulled the zippers

it got caught...

It's still there

poor lad

put some deep heat on it

what were you thinking

design a pair of underpants with zippers

men underpants don't have to be too fancy

the most important thing is

nothing will be left hanging

most importantly, it should allow them

to take it in and out

anytime they want

yeah, comfort is the most important

why would I want my balls itching?

Don't know what you were thinking?!

We are not lab rats

if I really have jock itch, are you going to be responsible?

I thought you studied abroad

what design do you call this?!

Did you even study at all?!

The post 90s generation are useless

I've got two at home...

These three pair of underpants are growing on me

it's you three that's making them look so disgusting

hey man... we are professional...

We are the fittest of the fat assess

I'm doing a supermodel's job on minimum wage

what more do you want?

It's... still hurting

enough... go back to work

the fitting's finished

we'll go and get change

keep wearing them

try them out properly

but it's really stuffy

then write a report on how stuffy it feels

and if you really have jock itch, take a photo

but I have to meet clients

tell them you are our in house model

they will understand

come on, go back to work

Brother, why are you drinking like this?

I just went to some cupping classes

over the weekend

really?

What is it?

I want to talk to you

about your plan to give karena her own fashion line

never mind that

there's a lot on my mind

is there something wrong?

Why do you assume something's wrong?

Isn't this a product of muse's company?

Yes

this is a concept

we thought of many years ago...

What's so funny?

I just feel so lucky

my love one is taking my measurement

remember this next time we argue

what if we put the pencil, measuring tape

and all these things

into a gift box

and sell it to the mass market

can't you stop working?

Isn't it good?

Allow the customers to take measurement of their love one

choose the style, material then put to order

and their men will receive it back in the post

a shirt measured by their love ones

how warm is that

I've already got a name for it

"the lovely shirt"

I've heard this is selling really well

have you talked to her about dividends?

I'm a man of my words

why would I ask for dividends?

So you are, and as you are a man of your words

you can give karena her own fashion line

I never said or promised such things

you are lying, a big fat liar!

I'm in charge here!

Don't change the subject, back to my problem

I want to go and speak to muse

but she's been avoiding me

now she send me this

do you think it means that she still has feelings for me?

Maybe

you think so too?

If that's what you think

but I think she might still be angry at me

are there any excuses

for me to go to hangzhou for her?

What are you doing?

Colouring in the clothes

hello

This is from me to you, here...

Why don't we go somewhere else

I'll book the place, alright?

Yeah

slow down

my friend helped me out with the factory

we must drink to the occasion

Tony, here, drink up

next time, your girl's not happy

men are brothers, women are laundry!

Come on

It's been 10 years?

Muse, I've looked for you many times

I know, but you couldn't find me

of course, with your businesses thriving

that's why I came

as soon as I received this

you haven't forgotten?

Why don't we talk over dinner?

You still have an appetite?

Why wouldn't I?!

You're going bankrupt and you are still so happy?

Me? Going bankrupt?!

Your sister told me everything

what did she say?

She said, according to market reports

men will no longer wear underpants

and that the business of men underpants

will go under in 3 years

you believed that?

Of course I don't believe that our underpants

but I do believe you are having problem with your business

yes, there are problems

yes, I need help badly

I'm going bankrupt!

That's why I'm here to ask for help

I can help you out, but you need to promise me one thing

no problem, just tell me

I want your designers to come up with a female fashion line

if I'm happy with it

I'll consider helping you out

and release a female fashion line together

alright, what is it?

The theme is...

"Men as clothes"

I think muse is playing you?

It was me who was in the wrong

but as a female fashion line

this theme is rather interesting

since muse has made such a request

we have to work hard together

to do our best on this project

don't worry about it, I'll take good care of it

everyone will chip in on this project

karena worked all night

and made a plan of action

karena, go on...

I think we should start...

Before you carry on

I have something to announce

to make sure the success of this project

I have employed an extra team to help

an extra team?

Yes

why didn't I know?

Well, I'm telling you now

jojo, please come in

Avatar

Let me introduce

this is our coo, C.T. yu

she know this company from back to front

inside and out

she is like the ledger of our company

if there are any questions

you can ask her for help

I am known to everyone as I know everything

I love helping out new comers

hello

ex-top 10 Chinese model

very well connected in the fashion industry

she's like a fashion world phone book

also known as I know everyone

has countless boyfriend

in one day, she has had breakfast, lunch, dinner

and supper with different boyfriends

that's amazing

but I know how to run this company

and karena's design are quite good

maybe we can work together

I think what Hugo is saying

is that, if you can help out on the administrative side

I wouldn't mind

but you cannot influence my creative decisions

but I have many years of experience

but all these experiences

are making underpants

that's right

one is six people in China wear our underpants

muse did mention, "men as clothes"

is not just a theme, it's also style of life

it's like tailor made for jojo

sis, you are like a hawk around karena

never even had a boyfriend

as for you, you've been a widow for so long

the best would be

for the both of you to work under jojo

me working under her?

Do you think what my uncle said

is funny?

Sorry, this is not what I mean

boss, you said muse

has asked our designer to design a fashion line

for her to decide if she'll be happy with it

then I believe it should be a fair competition

I'm one of the company's designer

I suggest we each make our design

and let muse chooses

well done! I'm behind you!

Yeah...

Our chances of winning will increase with an extra design

if the boss agrees

then we'll use this project

to decide the winner

if I lose, I'll leave this company...

Alright

same goes for my mum and I

what?

Are you really confident

designing this project?

Hey, did you hear a word I said?

I heard

no, it just sort of came out

no confidence at all

tell what were you shouting about?

I didn't have time to think

that avatar was stepping all over you

I was pissed off for you!

And just take our words back?

Don't, that's just weak

what should we do?

If we lose, we'll have to leave

why so serious, it'll make us lose

karena, why don't you grow up

be responsible for what you said

and think about

what to do with this project

if not, I'll confiscate your phone and computer

you're kidding

you are in luck

saturn is your planet, it has 62 moons

your pulling power is second to none

it's easy for you to attract girls

however, this is just an illusion

what does that means?

It means

most of the women

are just using you

because once you split up

she'll meet the love of her life

and a lifetime of happiness

can you save me?

Let me take a look at your palm

it's lucky Owen!

You are so lucky to women

do you think it will work on man with long hair?

Lucky Owen...

Cousin...

Why did you punch me?

What were you doing?

You were sweating, I came to see if you are ok

sorry, sorry, are you alright?

Nightmare again...

Girls are chasing after you again?

This is worse, there was a man too

Owen

sometimes I do suspect

if this whole lucky Owen thing

was made up by you just to get girls?

You don't believe me either?

I don't want this, but it is the truth

should I tell you, I went out with duchess of Cambridge?

After we split up, she met prince William

the rest are history

you could have photoshopped this

you still don't believe me, wait...

Hello, my cousin doesn't believe I'm lucky Owen

can you talk to him?

Who is this?

I am the famous

Sandra ng

if I didn't split up with him

I wouldn't have found Peter

do you want to speak with him?

No thanks...

Hubby - it's for you...

Hello

Peter...

Yeah, dinner will be good...

Okay, bye

your tastes in women is special...

Try everything once

true, true

fai

take the money, and pay the bill first

take it as rent

hey

no, take it back

if I take money from my cousin for staying a few days

what does that say about me?

I really don't understand you

you are so well educated

but act as an lifestyle extra

lifestyle extra working time is flexible

and loads of life experiences

it is a great inspiration for me to create apps

I'm just a little away to become rich

what about you

I don't why so many people

love these out focus pictures of yours

it's all out of focus, but it gets printed on card and t-shirt

hey, don't diss my photos

don't you feel the out of focus tells you something

they call me "the king of out focus”

it's never the money that I work for

you are the best, okay...

Ok

Lifestyle extra company

sir, take a seat...

Alright

what should I call you, how can I help you?

I'm chow yun fat

but people keep on mixing me and the actor up

just so people don't mix us up

people call me...

Fat yun chow

you two look so alike, fat yun chow

the thing is

a developer has contacted me

they want a piece of our land

you know, it was left to me by our ancestor

so we can't sell it, right

if the price is not right

now the price is right, it's time to sell...

Why don't you cut to the chase

so... the thing is

I need to move my great grandpa's grave

to another mountain side

you know, it's a big deal

to move my ancestor's grave, right

that's why I need to have a lot of "relatives"

shouting and crying

that'll give me some face

you know, face...

I totally understand you

you want me to act as your relative

your ancestor is giving me as your saviour

I'll make it an Oscar winning performance

how much will you pay...

This... is my offer

if I have face

then my village have face

whatever you normally charge, I give you 3ble

but... the thing is

if I lose face

I'll feel hurt, right, right?

Then you have to pay 4ble

if not, you will not be able to leave our village

take a look, these are muscles

have you seen such big piece of muscle...

No problem, it'll be great, greatest day ever!

Hey, why are you drinking bombs?

What for?

I have to face reality tomorrow

give up my dream and look for a job

why do you have to give up your dream?

It's fat yun chow, I owe him 100 thousand dollars

where do I have that?

Why do you owe him?

It was all going well, on my way to an Oscar

but the host made me over-act

and lost great grandpa's thigh bone

but it doesn't worth that much?

That's what I said

but everyone in their village are very big

I'm lucky to be alive

don't think about it, let's drink

I'm fine, you go and have fun

wow! It's in, you are so great

nah

hey, spiderman said, with great power comes great responsibility

you are lucky Owen

now you are out

it's a waste sitting with me

you should help girls who need you most

it's been a long time

doesn't need my help

true

She's perfect

she's too big for me to help her

get a room

so soon?

I have to go

come back

Me?

Hello

hello

take a seat

is this you?

You haven't seen it yet?

Welcome, everyone

to this very important even

great grandpa has been excavated

and now he's ready to go back down under

if anyone want to share their thoughts

this is the time

me.

Please, take it away

great grandpa, we'll be good

don't worry about us

it's been over 100 years

this is so touching, someone is still so upset

but, but can it be even more touch?

Sing with me

great grandpa I love you so

you are a good great grandpa

making us very rich today

we'll never dig you up again

great grandpa I love you so

love you so much till I die

put your hands together

that's great, very creative

is there anything else you've got

that can top this?

What?

Great grandpa

I miss youl!

You are so hard

your pony tail is so beautiful

the dog has a bone in its mouth? Is the dog yours?

I've never seen it...

It's great grandpa's leg

stop it, give us back the bone, hey!

No worry people

great grandpa will be right back

Hey

you are very good

don't you thing I overacted?

No, you put so much heart into it

it's no use, no one appreciates it

no, I appreciate it

my mum says

the post 80s & 90s generation

they are only half awake

not a lot of people put so much heart into work

thank you, and you are?

I'm karena, you?

People called me by my surname, fai...

If that's your surname

shouldn't it be pronounced bei and not fai?

Like the singer

wow, you know a lot

my mum taught me

and listen to mum, that's rare

Hey

it's just in no one apart from my parents

has ever know how to pronounce my surname

if you ever need any help, count me in

I'll do everything I can to help you

just as well

I have a project called "men as clothes"

I think you are perfect for it

you could be the man in "men as clothes"

alright

we can go into more detail, how do you charge?

To tell you the truth, I'm in debt

so whatever you can pay

well...

5000

ah?

For two months

what?

Tomorrow's breakfast too

what? Come again? What?

Hubby, I'm being bullied

that thing is tall like avatar

that's excellent, dear

it's not excellent

wrong button...

Are you alright, hubby?

Hubby...

Morning, you must be auntie

no such person

no, auntie

I'm fai, friend of karena's

since when did karena has a friend like you

just met last night, we had quite a connection...

Who's making so much noise?

Why is my daughter so scared?

I don't know

I'm calling the cops...

Don't, auntie, you misunderstood

don't call the cops...

He's a friend of mine

we're friends...

Why don't you let me in and put down the breakfast

what breakfast?

I've got scramble eggs & toasts

there are congee

tea

and "pineapple" buns

eat so much and good at breakfast

why didn't you say earlier, it taste better hot

alright, on the table

alright

thank you...

Stop being so polite

oh, yes, I forgot, tips for you

you have misunderstood again

misunderstood? You brought all these breakfast

you must take it...

It was me who bought it...

Mum, I've asked fai for help

he doesn't look like he can help?

Don't just judge me by my look

I'm actually a lifestyle extra

this is my card

I've asked him to come

and help us on "men as clothes" project

it's frozen

hey, don't touch it

I can fix it

no, I haven't got backups

it's alright, I know what I'm doing

mum, he can do this

this is not unusual

all you need is to update to a newer version

reboot it then it'll be fine

look, voila

this is version 4.1, with improve audio

it's got 7.1 surround sound, play a clip

you are looking beautiful

your face is slim, your waist is thin,

your skin is white, you hair is smooth

hubby, haven't heard you sound so good for a long time

it was really right beside me

you do really know your thing

fai, why don't you tell mum

what are you going to do with our project

alright

since the theme

is "men as clothes"

I will begin with your daily life

to put it simply, I will find a man for you

in your daily life, to treat him like clothes, treat him like laundry

and I am that man

I will be very professional and give you the best service

with Robert De Niro's and chow yun fat's method acting

during this time

I'll let you feel and live the theme

you know method acting?

You talking to me? You talking to me?

What's that?

I've been waiting for 3 years, for this one chance

the only thing to prove is not my brilliance

but my determination

to regain the losses

bravo

mum, we have to get to work

alright, let's go

you're going to work like this, are you?

What's the problem?

Let's change

get your hair done, a change of clothing

you look completely different

but the vibe you give is important

just look at the smugness on karena's face

that does not work

do not copy her

I'm going for a sense of cool

can any of you feel the cool?

Miss yu, how should

this form be fill?

Is it this one or this?

Hey, look at this...

How many are there? And...

It's very good, it can go up

That's it...

It can't

up!

It's dangerous, you might fall

Yesi

that's all

what were you asking me?

I want to know

which account should I work from?

You fill in the yellow form first

and take it to my room for me to sign

thank you, miss yu

you're welcome

whois...?

He is...

I am...

He is a model

what?

I am

I am a model

can't you tell from the pose I've struck

I am the top teen model...

You are a teen model?

I started late

and I look old for my age

don't believe me?

I'll show you my catwalk

I didn't know

there are model of your type?

I am more famous then you'd know!

Let's meet in my office

your office...

What's wrong with my office?

You'll know when you get there

let's go

hold me, I don't want to twist my ankles

yeah, if you twist them,

mind your head

be careful, mum

just made it...

What are you doing?

Your office has been assigned to miss jojo

no way?

Boss has sent out a memo

don't worry, I've saved a good seat

for you with excellent feng shui

where?

Your desk is here

miss yu

mum, what should we do?

Calm ourselves down, and get to work

auntie..

When you were facing jojo

you were still a bit scared

can you tell?

I don't know why it happens

when I am face to face with her

that won't work, if you lose, it must be with dignity

but I've found a solution over the Internet

a yoga course that's perfect for you two

a smile can hide all secrets

if you always put on a knowing smile

then no one can guess what you are really thinking

what yoga teaches this?

The infamous

yoga guru Richard billiham's

laughing yoga

is it difficult?

It's simple, all you need is a mirror

just so happen, I have one here

look at the mirror, and laugh at yourself

it'll a bit awkward to start with

but the key to success is

"fake it till you make it"

the more you laugh, the more it is real

movie imitates life, it's all an act!

Are you sure?

Of course

karena and I will go first

just follow my lead

Laugh if you know how

How come the designers

haven't arrived yet?

They are all busy

partying every night, they don't get up so early

then think of other ways

to get them to come?

We can go clubbing to meet with them

that's a waste of time, we can't out drink them

we'll be down before we start

They seems so happy

why are they so happy?

They've got a plan

what plan?

I don't know...

Meeting & diagram

they do seems to be onto something

I'm telling you, tea time is about to finish

if we don't call now, then we'd missed tea

it's just a takeaway, why so complicated?

Well, you two will argue otherwise

both of you want mixed meat balls

I've heard both your arguments

and drawn this out

efficiency and cost

are they discussing what factory to use?

Taste as well?

Are they going for zero pollution's material?

I suggest, both of you compromise

we go for mcyungkee

because their taste

healthiness, price & quantity

are the most average

the area is the largest

but there is something to mcyungkee

their plain fish ball

and beef ball are $20 with 6 per bowl

but their mixed meat balls

are $22 also for 6 per bowl

it's more expensive by $2

to explain this

I'll need another diagram

right

demand curves goes down

which means when you continue to use a product

increases

each increment

will have a decrement on your enjoyment

for example, a bowl of plain fish balls has 6

you'd enjoy the first three more than the last three

the same goes for beef balls

the first three will be more enjoyable than the last three

and when you add the areas

it represents how much you are willing to pay

for a bowl of plain fish ball or beef balls

alright

even though the boss of mcyungkee

thinks we are willing to pay the extra $2

but that does not matter

togetherness is the key

we don't need to order mixed meat balls

you order plain fish balls, you beef balls

we redistribute them

you give her 3 fish balls, you give her 3 beef balls

so, the amount of beef balls and fish balls stay the same

but the value of the meat balls

increases

under this scenario

we use minimal amount of money, with maximum enjoyment

and the greatest return, take that

jojo, look like they have a great plan

will we lose?

20 bowls of beef balls, 20 bowls of fish balls, excellent

you've have beaten my boss' evil plan

of course

what are you guys doing?

Hey

you're looking beautiful, in love?

Beautiful, right?

Quite good...

Brother? You must be brother!

You two...

Just our new staff

teen model

teen model?

Yeah

I'm more famous than you can imagine!

Brother, my name is fai

why don't you pay for this?

Why me?

We've got a new colleague, uncle

yeah

you haven't paid a long time

stop being so stingy

get the money from the boss, I'll deal with the meat balls

how much?

$850

these for $8507?

Cigarettes too

change

you don't need change, looking so good

alright, eat up and back to work

yeah!

Couldn't tell you are so good at everything, knows I. T.

Method acting

and all those diagrams, you studied a lot?

Quite a bit

if you studied so much

why are you doing lifestyle extra?

Just keeping myself

and my dream alive

dream, that's a word I haven't heard for some time

my dream is

to make a popular app

to hit it big

can you hit it big with an app?

Do you know there's an app called

"draw something"

it was sold for 1.8billion us dollars

wow, but is that a dream?

Isn't that a bit unreal

mum, what dreams are real?

Thank you

hello, yeah, 7 o'clock, swimming

hey, talk later, working, bye

was that Owen, how do you know him?

Why has he called you?

He's my cousin

is that the Owen who will not even work

for 300 thousand dollars?

That's the one

lucky Owen

what lucky Owen?

He knows a lot of people

all the famous designers take a liking to him

if we get him to help us, we'll definitely win?

Then we'll win, since I'm his cousin

if I ask, he'll definitely help

come on, let's go

the meat balls

they'll finish it

how did it go?

How was it?

Didn't work, he was crazy

I swam with him for three hours

he didn't say yes

you're useless, I thought he is your cousin, it's simple

he doesn't need money

he doesn't want to work, I've ran out of ideas...

Wait

all we want is Owen's contact list

if we can get hold of them

we can call the designers ourselves

theoretically yes, but he keeps his phone with him

what's he doing?

Sauna

no one take phones to sauna, right

I'll go in and steal it now

you sound like you steal a lot, it breaks the law

you can go to jail, don't try it

there are loop holes we can get pass

we can upload his contacts onto cloud

then download to my phone

if he doesn't know that it happened

he doesn't really suffer any loses

that's it then, let's go...

Let me...

You are just a girl, you're not going in

who'd marry you if you get caught

let me do it

wait...

Do you know what you're doing?

To the clouds

how hard can it be

ok

I'll take another look, you teach your mum

you go here, here then here...

Anyone here?

Anyone here?

Really no one's here?

Not a single person's here

come on in, come on, now, now, now

what now?

Can't you walk a bit louder...

I was shouting for horse number 8

I didn't know you gamble

aren't we going to sauna, let's lock our phones away

my phone is in the back

while Owen

yours is in the front by the door

we won't mix them up

locker number is 346, 346!

Padlock number is 9527

remember?

I remember

I get all mix up in the sauna room

I might forget

let's go to the sauna

come on

action

ok

Wait, this is...

Ice

why ice?

You'll know soon enough

mum, be careful

Good stuff

give it back

Why are you doing this?

Don't you know?

Sauna's high temperature

can kill our sperms and cause impotence

putting ice down there

will protect sperms from getting hurt

you want kids?

I have always loved kids

you are so popular with the girls

you can just ask one to bare your child

you think it's all fun and

games being lucky Owen?

They just want me as a stepping stone

to their next guy

no matter how serious they look

but it's all in my head

to act normal

when breaking up, I always pretend that I don't care

but it hurts

I didn't know you suffered so much

so it's useless taking such good care

you can't say that

I'm such a nice guy, maybe I'll meet someone

I should save the best for her

What is this, what does this phone wants

I thought it was just a few taps

this is crazy!

It's so hot

what should I do?

Have to ask fai for help...

Does it have to be so hot, it's like hell?

What are you doing here?

You know him?

Big brow...

Your friend looks so interesting...

He was born this way

let me talk to him

what is it?

Can't get into cloud

try to force him to go to shower now

and make him stay there

while I fix the phone, ok?

Cool

hey, can I have some water?

Oh, alright

Yeah, it's still ice cold

I didn't see the water

where did it came from?

I won't ask, if I were you

think of a way to get him out

easy

Why would you do that?!

What the... do you have no manners

hey, dropped my pants

I have never seen a phone froze so badly...

So much foam?

What brand is this, the foam keeps on coming...

Alright, to the cloud...

Hey, you still have loads of foam

yeah, I don't know why, they just won't go away

fai

fai

coming

I kept washing my hair

because of all the foam

really?

It gave me time to think...

What is it?

If you ask for help, you must really need it

I will help you

you are such a good boy

you could have promised sooner

so indecisive

it would have saved me some trouble

your friend is so weird?

You can tell he's crazy

ignore him

you're such a good boy, I'll wash your foam off

let's shower together...

Hey, try this, it has a lot of foam...

Wait, let me take my pants off

me too

jojo, what are you using these for?

It's killing my back

I'm going to use these

as the raw material for our project

I see, you mean men...

Are trash, excellent

hey, my cousin

hi

My cousin... - Hello, my cousin...

Let me introduce

the universe's most

out focus fashion photographer and my cousin

Owen

karena

hi

Hi... - Karena

call her auntie like I do

Owen, I've heard of you, Owen...

Auntie, you look so familiar

but I look so much more beautiful

then she doesn't look familiar

Mr. Owen

welcome to our company

thank you

you got Owen to help you

looks like your team is onto something

yes, brother

don't get in my way

I'm taking photos

you know, for my weibo!

Ok...

Boss...

Owen

let me introduce you to the head of the other team

jojo... this is Owen

hello, I'm jojo...

Hello, I'm Owen...

You two look like you know each other

right?

I know of him, never worked together...

Maybe in the future

hello...

Muse, wait a second...

Sorry, I got to take this

you're difficult to get hold of

I've tried everything, you know?

I'm going back to work

ok...

Come on, let's call those designers

ok...

Who are we calling?

Charlie, Samantha, Chris and Leon

there are no 50 left

51 will be close enough

how about this?

Hey! Baby!

Hey!

Hey!

You are here?

I'm not here for you... darling...

Jojo, they are here for Owen

it's not a hug, if shorter than 10 seconds

but we called first

yes

but they say don't have to give you face

why don't we order tea

I suggest mixed meat balls, alright?

Owen will do for tea

Wouldn't it be good to hear what they are saying?

Now you can

I got it from home

as they say, you don't want to

get on the wrong side of your boss

last time you asked us, what they were talking about

I couldn't give you an answer

I don't want that happening again, so I setup a

< live of others > style rig, listen

I thought jojo's a phonebook

who knows everyone

now she has nothing

all the designers on our side

I can turn this off

keep it on

yes

come here

I heard him talking to muse

he's going to hangzhou in two days time

let's make the first move, follow him there

sell our idea to muse

alright, mum

go on

we don't have all the information yet

we don't have time, so a little gimmick will do

I'll turn this into a 3D proposal

will it work?

Of course

look at < Titanic >

they add 3D to it,

and sold over 10 billion in China

have you bought this place?

It's rented, don't have the money

your class is so old?

They study so slow

it's takes them 10 to 20 years to get a phd

you've got a phd...

Mum, stop disturbing us...

Auntie, no

they're useful?

Very

then why on a blackboard, so low tech

that took me half a year to think up

you just wiped a week and a half off

this is for that app you are designing?

Yes

how far away are you?

Maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after that

maybe one year, maybe 10 years

such a mystery?

Come over here

take a seat...

This is my app "Ivan"...

So detailed

yes

western style

not bad

also

for holidays

you can download gifts

to pay your respect

some like cars and condos are more expensive

there are also maids, all to your individual need

there are so little land left, with this app

it'll be much more convenient

and if you have more ancestor, no problem

look

so creative

how much can it sell online?

It doesn't yet

because there's a charity

doing it for free

then what?

I have to think of something

that's exclusive to me

then people will buy it

will it be difficult?

Yes

will you get stuck?

Most probably, if not it's not a dream

take a look at this

your ancestor will talk to you via email

look how alive he is

oh my god!

What did I tell you...

Auntie sleeps like this?

Will karena be the same?

Don't think so

you're up?

You didn't sleep?

No

Are you done?

Nearly, then I can render

work hard, I'll make you some breakfast

thank you...

What the... l

you have never cooked anything for me

why have you...

Fai is hungry...

But, look at this...

It just happened

I've found out I can't fried the egg and spam

and noodles at the same time

that's why it's slightly burnt

it tastes so good

really?

Sometimes, food is not just about the taste

it's also the thoughts behind it

the thoughts you put into this is more important than the taste

why don't you stuff, I mean eat

karena cooked this for you too, I can't

stuff, I mean eat that!

No, you should have more

it's yours... - Goon

yours...

Eat it!

Oh my, I really want to eat it

but it has finished rendering, we have to go

or we will miss the flight

let me get the thumb drive

I'll do it

thanks

you're so lucky

I was scared

I don't understand why have you two came?

Karen's never been to hangzhou

plus we haven't been on a family holiday for a long time

he's not family

why is he here?

I take the luggage

I've heard west lake and "westbrook resort" are beautiful

I want to take a look

yeah

then why is Owen here too?

You need a photographer on holiday, but don't worry

it's free

if it's free, then let's take a photo

alright...

Jump higher...

One more, ok

hey, boss, miss yu, what a coincidence

meeting you two here?

Why are you here?

I'm trying to find inspiration here

what about you?

We are here on family holiday

there can't be so many coincidence

the five of you are killing me

I wanted to come alone

and spend some private time with muse

all of you have ruined it

Hugo

muse...

I'm so happy you are picking me up

you didn't tell me, there'd be so many of you

yeah, I don't know why they are here...

Met in the airport?

Miss muse, hello

hello, you are jojo?

Yes

this is my proposal to "men as clothes"...

Muse, it's been a long time

karena, called auntie muse

auntie muse...

Why is she calling me an auntie

when she just used to call me by my name?

She should be

all grown up

this is my proposal...

Flying takes so much out of me

you must feel the same, bro?

Yes

let's go back to hotel

alright...

Get on...

I'll take the backl [I I'm in the front

slowly...

Be careful

there are no seats left

go and find another car...

What should I do?

Come on!

Let's find a ride together

can your car read thumb drives?

Yeah

thank you

alright

thank you

good!

What a coincidence

that everyone's here

and this car can read thumb drives

we have prepared a proposal for miss muse

in 3D

karena, please hand 3D glasses to everyone

thank you

I have never seen a 3D proposal before

enjoy the show!

Welcome to< try my breast >

do I make you horny? Do I?!

What is this?

I took the< try my breast >thumb drive!

Sorry...

Don't...

No, I have to get it back now...

Stop getting in my way

ct.

Shouldn't you take off karena's...?

No, I'm an adult

it's alright

we watch these as a family all the time

right, bro?

Yes

I wouldn't have guessed your change is taste?!

Yes

it's different

I'll be quick...

Have you seen my underpants?

My red & black boxers?

I haven't seen it since we were together last time

Binned it

I wonder if it's real or fake?

Did you see the girth

of their neck - no one's that big?!

They are not real

they are all real

I shot it

what?

I personally think, when the guy said

I'll take on all ten of you, as the most amazing, right?

Silly!

Welcome to hangzhou xixi Sheraton hotel

wonderful to see you and wonderful hotel for you...

Muse, I've already made plans

romantic events just the two of us, everyday

I've booked a yacht to take us round west lake

then helicopter to qiandao lake for dinner

I've bought this big fish

his head is as big as a table

tomorrow is even better

I also booked a chef

to make us imperial cuisine

it takes three days to finish...

Just save it!

What...

What I mean is, your business is going down

you should save up whatever you can...

Yes

but I can do night market or barbeque

just the two of us?

Of course

what about them?

They are all grown ups

that's not right, they came together,

they are family

karena, ct, I'm not going with you guys

enjoy your time here!

We'll talk about us another time, see you...

Are you alright?

Why is muse giving me the cold shoulder?

Maybe we are here and she's shy?

It's because all of you are here, ruined everything...

Come on, brother

are we going to eat the freakishly big fish?

You eat it

why don't we put our stuffs down and have spa?

I want to go to west lake

I've heard eating sunset while watching watermelon

it would be specially sweet...

You've got it the wrong way round

nah, so sweet...

I've read you've got loads of boyfriends

there are some who keeps me company

haven't you found your true love yet?

People say, after getting together with you

they have found their true love

is it true?

I've heard so too

so do you think any girls

genuinely like you and be with you?

I don't know

poor soul...

I'm going to gym, why don't you sleep in

I thought you want some buns for breakfast

I can go with you

don't worry about it, sleep in

Jojo, I can do gym later

let's have breakfast together. Jojo?

Owen

I miss you

I've got Katy doing

the styling for this advert

let me try it on

Nicole Kidman's got 3 days for us

she's already in Paris, private jet is waiting for us

I'm looking for my friend...

Is it a girl?

I saw a very tall girl, she was running

you are lucky Owen in Hong Kong

like the monk in monkey king

what girl doesn't try to bag you?

Do the serious stuff first, come on...

I've got a question for you

have you seen my bracelet?

It's alright, just wanted to ask

I can get you one

how?

You gave it to another girl

it wouldn't be the same one

hey, lucky Owen

lucky Owen, it's me, tiny

thanks to you, I've found my true love

that's good news!

You stay there

I'm coming over to thank you

Good luck, Owen

hey

it's alright! - Lucky Owen

no, thanks

stop exasperating so much

it's your fault, I'm not listening to you...

I was going to tell you how to find muse

then speak up

I've asked her secretary

it looks like she love zumba

she's invited a zumba instructor to teach her

we can go to the dance studio now

for you to work things out with her

what's zumba?

Using Latin dance steps to do aerobic

then that's it for me

I don't know Latin dances

nor do I know zumba

that's less of a problem

you need a change of clothes

how?

Five, six, seven, eight...

Hi!

Do you have a show?

No

Your secretary said you'll be here

so I came along

doesn't have to be so proper...

Ct said this will bring more mood to it

hi! Better atmosphere if there are more of us

well, your friends look great! Come join us...

Yeah!

Ready, go

one and two and three, rolls out...

Sorry...

One and two and three, arms down...

And go... one and two and three and go...

You need be more passionate

more sexy, more power

one, two, three...

Don't scare me

Up up down down... one more, up...

Stop hitting your head

it just means from the top

don't hit yourself

alright...

Stop it

the watermelon are not so sweet

but the celeries are quite crunchy

the sunset at west lake is so romantic

thanks for taking me here

a lot of people like it online

why are you so nice to me, help me out all the time?

Maybe it's fate

seeing you happy is most important to me

That hurts...

Are you alright?

You sneeze like you are heading a ball

are you alright?

Of course not

I'm for real, are you ok?

I said not

that's lot of blood

do you like it?

Should we take a walk?

But you...

I know, mosquitoes will love it...

And up... last time... and jump

I can't, have to rest

sorry

ok - wait

are you alright, too much for you?

I'm fine

my legs are shaking

want to throw up

my heart is beating fast...

Nothing else?

No

Let's stop for a while

we take a break, ok?

Good idea

getting better?

Better

you are so bad

look at you

you were torturing him

I thought you want to dance

you were just hopping around

well... it was way too simple

you think it was simple?

Yeah

ok, guys, time's up, let's do it...

Alright, you take a rest, let me

Amazing! You are marvellous!

Thank you...

Muse, don't you see

I've poured my heart out for you?

I can do anything for you

we'll talk about it next time

I've got other things to do

what's important is your presentations next week

see you!

Thank you...

Thomas, bye bye! See you tomorrow, bye bye!

Thanks to your supports

I did it

as a thank you

I've bought some souvenir from west lake

I've got cakes

watermelon

broccoli

I ettuce

celery

and of course

some sago

take a piece

the cakes there taste so good

thank you

take a piece

thank you

come in for a meeting when you've finished

I'll wait

yes

Ben, you tell me

why don't men take relationship seriously?

I don't know

I love my wife

tell the truth, or I'll fired you

men loves freshness

fresh?

Men only want to have a fresh relationship

but women always try to keep a relationship fresh

wanting... keeping...

Ben, you go and find

where in Hong Kong can you buy memory metals

if there are none, order it online, the quickest delivery possible

copy!

Amy, you need to find out

what's the lightest material around and where can we get it?

Yes madam!

Brother...

Take a piece

thank you

brother...

Please!

Stop begging me to hear you out

look at me, look at how distraught I am

this is all your fault

auntie, do you want a piece

are you hungry?

No

Tell me

how come we took the wrong thumb drive?

That's because...

Mum, it was me...

Who copied to the wrong thumb drive

I thought you are an expert?

It's not his fault, I took...

Sorry... it was mixing up the thumb drive

it's not your fault, you don't need to protect me

I'm not - you, come with me

mum...

I want a talk with him, alone

give us a few minutes?

Sit down!

You call me auntie, you see me as an elder

I called you in here, to talk to you

as your senior

have you thought about how long you would stay?

I know you like karena

but were you really going to stay here

and be a teen model for the rest of your life?

You said you have a dream

lifestyle extra

is a way to keep your app dream alive

it's silly, but I could let it slide

but I know karena still hasn't pay you

how are you going to pay your rent?

Is your dream just a big joke?

If dream is just something to talk about

instead of trying to achieve it with action

then we can sit here all day long

what is it?

I don't know, I don't know what they are saying

come with me

jojo, someone needs to borrow something

who?

What you want?

The baby monitor

please, jojo

Let me tell me

I don't think you should waste your time

for my daughter

I'll tell the accountant to sort out your payment

and you can stop working for us

I understand everything you said, thank you

work hard

fai...

See you, I'll work hard...

What you said was so out of order!

How do you know what I said?

You stop planning for me

the future is mine, what's it to do with you?!

Can you just calm down

hear me out, as a friend

I'm done listening!

What is this?

You said we are friends, then we are just flat mates

we are separating

I'll move out as soon as I find my own place

that's enough

I'm serious

we'll share the sitting room and dining room

apart from the fridge

the kitchen is all yours

alright, flat mates, everything in half

alright, this flat is your uncles, no rent

but broadband, water, electricity, gas

security, maintenance, rates

travel, food and everything else

that's $8400 per month, come on, give it

What's wrong? Doesn't have it?

If you don't have the cash, then don't try to be clever

What's good in winning, if you lose your family?

Hubby, I miss you, I really miss you!

I'm useless...

I want to help my brother, but keeps on getting it wrong

try to do well at work, and it is in pieces

and now argued with our daughter

I listened to you and tried to be friends with her

but she doesn't want to be my friend

I'm tired, I'm useless, I don't do well at work

I am not good at being a sister or mum

I'm a loser, hubby

Baby girl, let's get up

brush your teeth and have breakfast

sleep in is bad, get up is good

listen to your mum the best

my girl...

Mum, you haven't hugged me for so long

you haven't let me hold your hands for years

sorry, mum

we hold hands whenever you want

Mum

I know what "men as clothes" should be

Are you alright?

Never had been better

a month went by so quickly

today we'll see the work

both of you have done for "men as clothes"

jojo, you go first...

Yes

men only want to have a fresh relationship

but women always try to keep a relationship fresh

I believe 21st century women

could also have a fresh relationship

rather it's men or clothes

it should be kept

as fresh, crisp and beautiful as possible

let me introduce, memory fabric series 24

This dress is made with memory metal

and memory fabric

the dress have a lifespan of 24 hours

in this 24 hours

the dress will change continuously

according to our inputs

to display different style

every piece will be one of its kind

it will always be fresh

and beautiful

Jojo, this is amazing

and it fits the theme very well

I like it

thank you...

Alright, done

let's go

still got aunties

really? Should we stay?

Of course

I have not met a lot of men in my life

but luckily, those I know

have given me a lot of love

so I think if you really like a piece of clothes

it's the same as when I love a man

I don't want to throw it away

I will want to keep it for life

wear it everyday

that's why I've used this concept

to create our "men as clothes" series...

Isn't this the pyjamas you won't throw away?

It only looks like it

the greatest thing about this design

is not only models look good in it

everyone can too

this series is made from the best cotton

2000 threads, so it's very soft

its shape will never change

even after years

it will be as beautiful and closer to your heart

if this is produced by muse

I think it'll sell for over 10 thousand dollars

but if we are doing a cross over

with a mass market strategy

it can sell for under 300 dollars

at this price, every women

can have their own

there are more than 10 billion people in China

half of them are female

I'll be very rich

Thank you for your presentation

jojo's design is brave, unique

stylish & very modern

ct's design is warm and touching

I'm sorry jojo

but I like ct's design more

because she completely convinced me

on her take on "men as clothes"

congratulations, ct!

Congratulations, ct!

Thank you

Congratulations, I'll leave the company...

Don't you think about it, you are very good

our company will not let you go

it's your chance to get her to stay, go for it

thank you

jojo, I have missed you

I'm just scared, that's why I pretend I don't care

didn't you ask, will girls really find true love

after being with me?

I'll tell you it's true

because your next one is me again

what about you and tiny?

Even though it's a different bracelet

but let's forget the past and start afresh

what about you and tiny?

I said forget the past

did you or did you not?

Let's start afresh

muse, my brother has loved you

and waited 10 years

why don't you just be straight with him, so he can stop waiting

look at him, he looks crazy

don't call me crazy

just get it over with!

It's obvious you have feelings for him

if not you wouldn't have send him the "the lovely shirt"

it's been 10 years, and not a single phone call

I have called, I also wrote letters, emails and smss

I also send you a private message on weibo

all you ever asked was the weather and if I'm well

you never asked about here...

If I ask now, will it be too late?

Not at all

muse, I'm sorry I hurt your heart

women are not laundry

men are, I want to be your

best and most comfortable piece of clothes!

If I don't like it

I can return it right?

Of course!

Yeah...

We are about to kiss,

why don't you get out of our way

I have to withess this romantic moment

get a life

mum, you are great

yeah... there's one more thing

what?

Come on!

The lift is busted

how are we going to get to the top, let's wait

no one from your generation

are willing to give for love, let's take the stairs...

What?

Fai...

You are looking beautiful

your face is slim, your waist is thin,

your skin is white, you hair is smooth

you are so beautiful

- hubby? You're visiting me? - Another one...

You are just so gorgeous, look...

You are naturally beautiful

if there are more of you

people won't need plastic surgery

beautiful

hey, I was walking by and I bought your favourite

barbeque pork

you know me so well

you are such a good sister

an excellent worker

and the best mum ever

I'm so proud of you...

Thank you

darling

auntie, why are you here?

Why was my husband here?

With your encouragement, I had a breakthrough

I used your husband as my app's beta test

what does that mean?

You can upload a video and project a 3D image of it

so you can see them face to face

and go around with them during Halloween

stop kidding

how's it selling

I don't know, I only just put in up online

I haven't slept in a week

but I've set a chime

every time someone buys, it'll ring

what does it sound like?

This, that means one person bought it

that's two?

Yes

800 people

no

It's in 10 thousands

8 million?

Yes

then you are rich?

Yes

it's so noisy, turn it down...

Mum...

Hey...

Karena, I miss you

I didn't want to get distracted, so I didn't take your calls

but I did it!

Look how well my app is selling

I told you having a dream is important

yes

fai, I think we need to talk

what is there to talk about?

There is

you used my husband's clips

to do your app's beta test - yes

I don't have a choice

but to buy 51% of your company!

How much does your company worth?

519,

this morning it's about $5000

now... 3 times 3 is six, 2 times 4...

It's about 2 billion us dollars

I don't care for such small amount

I'll buy 51% at this morning's rate

ok?

If not I'll leave with karena now!

Don't...

Why don't you leave after dinner

taxis are hard to catch at this hour

what?

Just kidding

whatever you say

joker!

Karena...

Stop touching my daughter

legs up, looks cool, more

bigger movements

or it won't be out focus

chin up more

just look at these

all of them are out of focus...

But he...

This is art...

It totaling worth 500 thousand, right?

I actually want to give him a raise...

You're sweating...

Nose is itchy...

Here?

Hi! Everybody...

Did you know

we've received lots of order for our "men as clothes" series

a lot of company want to do a crossover with us

there are d&b, q&a, w&c...

Hey...

I don't care about the company business anymore

all I care about is where to go with muse and be happy

how about a round the world cruise?

How about a walk around the world

how to do that...

I've walked round the world

because you are my world

I have to enjoy my world

it's tea time, let's put down your work

ok - over here

let's eat...

Mum!

Dear...

Do you have to have a big cigar?

Of course!

Fai's and my company

has just been listed on nasdaq

we don't have too much

just 10billion

1in us - or so

and to prove a lot of things you said were wrong

and I was right

I've bought out your company

I'll be the

ceo, cfo, ufo, ffo

I'll be everything!

Be whatever you want

since I've hit it big

I have so much free time on hand.

And since the hits of my song

have beaten that bieber guy,

I didn't have a choice

I'm releasing my very own single

mum and I are also in it

you, a singer?

Stop joking

since everyone is here

without any preparation

let me give you guys a performance

right here and now

sing with me