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Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller.

Oh, where the heck is Rob?

Violence and murder are up 15 % in Manhattan alone ever since the

Act. He's got a gun! You saved my life. You just earned Washington. Pro

-prohibition. Am I gonna die?

The best way to get rid of that tumor is to inject it with... Straight THC and

CBD. It will literally vanish in one week.

No!

Robert!

Robert! Robert!

You're going to be okay.

Um, I think.

It's not the typical passion we use for this type of operation.

Everything looks fine to me. But I think you'll be alright.

I say we do it, doctor.

Yes.

Mr. Vice President, Senator Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller.

where the heck is Rob?

Mr. Webb, Mr. Bell, scientists, distinguished guests, and ladies and

of the world.

I appreciate you all for nominating me as the speaking representative in these

matters. I didn't nominate you for shit, asshole!

you're watching that for because you have to do our future we meet at this

noted for knowledge in a city noted for progress in a country noted for strength

and we stand in need of all these three where we meet in an hour of change and

challenge in a decade of hope and fear in an age of both knowledge and

you goddamn right there's ignorance in this motherfucker

The greater our knowledge increases, the greater our knowledge unfolds, despite

the dramatic fact that the scientists have information about marijuana that

world has never known.

Man, fuck that shit. What are they going to do? Make pot illegal all over again?

Yeah, man, that's what these congressional hearings are all about.

Could affect us big time.

But condense, if you will.

The 100 ,000 years cannabis has been around and the recent century of man's

recorded history, we know nothing of the previous 60 years of the why and the

how marijuana had become illegal.

We know all about that, don't we, Marky Mark?

Hell yeah, son.

If we would have been legal two years ago, we wouldn't be stuck in this

motherfucker having to watch Newt Gingrich tell me how pot became illegal.

Then, in recent years, no man could have pictured the rapid ascent to

legalization.

Dude!

Stop throwing glass.

Fuck you!

I pay for it!

Man, pisses me off!

This is a lot of shit that I already heard somewhere else before!

I think.

Yeah, it does sound familiar, doesn't it? So it is not surprising that some

would have us stay where we are a little longer.

To rest, to wait, and to keep things the same.

I want him to stay the same, you motherfucking asshole!

Chill, Harmony.

He means that if we don't grow as a people, our future will be worse than it

now.

But one man had a dream, and I am not referring to the great Martin Luther

because he was a great man.

This country was not built by men who rested and wished to look behind them,

by people who looked to the moon and wished to be sent there.

Men like Robert Argent of the World Bank conglomerate and his forward thinking.

I kind of want to punch him in the kidney.

Yeah, but you'd have to get off the couch if you're going to punch him in

kidney. Yeah, that's way too much work.

What is it, Sue?

Fuck if I know.

Just a lowly fisherman and an empty sea of fish.

All these big companies come and take my and my family's fish and money.

Motherfucker, if I see you on the street, I will hunt you down!

Can I just watch this in peace, please?

Who the hell gave you the name of Harmony, anyway?

We believe in something that is honest.

We choose to prohibit marijuana in the recreational use.

We choose to ban pot.

We choose to start the drug war that has died.

Abra, you sure we have enough of those pot pills to last us for a while?

See?

We better start packing our shit, bro.

The motherfucking man getting us down again.

So sick and tired of this white -run, oligarchic bullshit.

sir.

We would like you to hear the final statement of Robert Argent of the

World Conglomerate. Robert, please come and address the audience.

You are so dead, Robert Argent.

I'll show you 50 and 50.

Can we have a 20 -minute break to wait?

He's not here yet. He should be here shortly.

I'm not opposed if anyone else isn't.

I've got lots of stuff to do today.

And I'm sure the rest of the country does, too.

So if you don't mind, I'd like to get started.

Why doesn't his assistant tell us what for?

Okay, Debbie.

You've been an integral part of this process from the beginning.

Please come on up.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Is this it?

I have the opportunity to show them what I know.

I've been prepping for this all my life.

People love jingles.

People love jingles.

Okay. All right. Oh, hen famous quote.

They're going to love me. Wait till they get a load of me.

Well, I'm not the most prepared, because Rob was going to give this his full

attention, and I'm sorry he is not here, but what I have to say

is this.

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Break me off a piece of that cannabis bar.

Cannabis bar?

Um, do you want to step it out for a second?

Fuck I care.

I like what I see.

I had a dream that in four score and seven years from now,

people would behave as one.

And there's nothing to fear than fear itself.

And what we need in a decade of fear is... Strength.

Cool.

Can we change the... Where's the remote?

Did we break it?

Yeah, you're going to actually have to get up off of the couch and like...

Oh, no. Manually change the channel? Honey, that's too hard. Why don't you do

it? We will not go to the moon, but rather legalize marijuana once and for

from our great country, and maybe people will stop being so flaky.

Make pot illegal.

Do what's right.

Just do it.

Go for it.

Because band -aids are stuck on you and Gatorade is thirst -stating for that

deep -down body thirst.

Abra, can you get me some Gatorade? I'm feeling really thirsty all of a sudden.

Abra.

Once you pop, you can't stop.

I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.

I want chicken.

I want liver. I want liver. I want liver.

I want liver. I want liver. I want liver. I want liver.

I want liver. I want liver.

I want liver.

I like to hold it in my hands and keep it company.

I like to see the world for once.

For peace throughout the land.

For peace throughout the land.

Thank you, Debbie.

It's so nice to see you here.

That was wonderful.

Debbie, for such an impromptu speech on such short notice, I

give you my gratitude. But I have one question.

Do you smoke weed?

Yes, Senator.

There you have it, folks. Everybody in favor of making pot illegal, raise your

hands.

Thank you so much, everybody.

This is saving my fucking tax money, man.

Now

here's

the story about my life and my baby.

I love her so.

What's that stuck on my shoe?

Oh, it's you.

And you.

And you, and you, and you.

And you.

Yeah, you.

Money, me more money.

I want lots of money.

Money for me.

You'll like my lots of me.

Money, oh give me money.

I'm gonna take all your money.

Now that you know a little bit about me, let me tell you a little bit about you.

It is babies giving drugs and making them grow up into schmucks.

But not me, you can call it luck.

Different pills, red, white, and blue. I take them and you take the screw.

So many, you don't know what to do.

You're high laughing, wanna know what I find funny?

The bank just called and said you're in default with no money.

No money?

No money.

How do you like that?

I don't. I'm good.

Money, me more money.

Give me drugs and sexy honey.

Money for me.

I can hear cha -cha -ching.

Money, give me money.

I'm gonna take it. Your pocket money.

Firebombs at some poor times. There'll be no help in reading songs.

Unless you pray to me.

Those are mine.

Currency. Manipulate.

Degradate. Depreciate. Emigrate.

I'm getting full off your worthless face.

Bathing into this calm no one will know.

Ocean of cats.

Surf waves of wealth and a laugh.

Laugh.

God damn it.

Money. Me more money.

Try to sue me.

I have money.

I'm so proud I will sing.

In this world I am king.

Money is my money.

You can't touch me.

All my money.