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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,360 It's about how credit unions really are a better alternative. 2 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,660 How anyone who really thinks about it should not have their money in a bank. 3 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,700 They should have their money in credit. 4 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,720 What the fuck, Rob? 5 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,100 I'm trying to sleep. 6 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:57,040 Oh, no. No, no, not one of your stupid nightmares. 7 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,380 They're not stupid, Lita. They're fucking terrifying. 8 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,519 They're stupid. 9 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Go back to sleep. 10 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,420 I can't go back to sleep. I'm fucking terrified. 11 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,980 All right, all right, all right, all right. 12 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,420 Jesus fucking Christ. All right, all right, Rob. 13 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,740 Tell me about your nightmare. 14 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:17,840 Okay. Thanks, Lisa. 15 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,160 Oh, fuck you, Rob. I just want to go back to sleep. 16 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,520 I mean, is this the same one from before? 17 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,520 Please say no. Yes. Oh, my God. 18 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:33,340 Only this time poor people have taken over the world. I can't find a good 19 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:39,600 No one will clean my apartment, park my car. I have to carry shit and get dirty. 20 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,860 Fucking scariest dream I ever had. 21 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:49,070 Well, um... Uh, does talking about it make it better? 22 00:01:49,450 --> 00:01:51,010 No, it doesn't. 23 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:52,410 I'm still scared. 24 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:54,890 Well... And awake. 25 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:59,690 You know what? I'm sorry that talking about it didn't fucking help, but I'm 26 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,870 fucking going back to sleep! 27 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:05,090 Go back to sleep. No! Go back to sleep. 28 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:09,330 All right, I'll go for a run. 29 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:12,130 I'll see you after work. 30 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:14,550 Oh, wait. 31 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:20,130 Shit. I've had dinner with my brother Bob and Amanda, my mother. 32 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:22,010 You ready to meet them? 33 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:25,830 Wait, seriously? 34 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:29,630 You're asking me this now? 35 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,010 Yes. Rob, I'm trying to sleep. 36 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:34,930 What don't you understand? 37 00:02:35,150 --> 00:02:36,490 I'm so tired. 38 00:02:36,950 --> 00:02:40,850 Forget it. Whatever. I'm done with you. Fuck you. Bye. No! Fuck you! 39 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,930 I met you last week. You want to introduce me to your parents? 40 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:48,910 It's my brother and mother. 41 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,910 Not daddy. 42 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,590 Wait. 43 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,970 Daddy? Daddy? Daddy? 44 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,690 You call your father daddy? 45 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:07,130 Ruthless asshole. Who's afraid of poor people taking over the world? That 46 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:08,410 doesn't even make fucking sense. 47 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:12,330 He makes me, okay? 48 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,680 Loser. Loser. 49 00:03:58,810 --> 00:04:05,490 Amanda, your son has an idea that will change the 50 00:04:05,490 --> 00:04:07,910 banking industry indefinitely. 51 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:11,990 That's right, Amanda. 52 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:16,110 I'm going to go digital in the banking industry. 53 00:04:19,190 --> 00:04:20,529 Are you high? 54 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,330 I didn't think you did drugs. 55 00:04:24,170 --> 00:04:27,030 I only do pharmaceuticals. I'm not a pothead like Bob. 56 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:29,470 Fuck you, Rob. 57 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:32,210 Why don't you drink some alcohol with your quaaludes? 58 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:33,870 Whatever, drug head. 59 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,870 Why don't you go take a break? No, fuck you, Rob. 60 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:39,450 Cannabis doesn't give you hangovers like Pfizer. 61 00:04:41,330 --> 00:04:44,790 I don't like any smoke. 62 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,210 Ruins your skin. 63 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:48,730 The asshole. 64 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:51,470 Even Amanda thinks pot's up. 65 00:04:52,349 --> 00:04:55,570 What do you mean by digital, Rob? 66 00:04:55,870 --> 00:05:02,050 I want to fire all the tellers and go completely digital. What? You can't do 67 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,050 that. 68 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:06,650 I've got people on my side too, buddy. I'm ready for war. 69 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,390 Bring it, little baby. 70 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:13,330 If we weren't in the presence of ladies, I'd... Whatever, douche. Sit down 71 00:05:13,330 --> 00:05:15,610 before I have you removed from the business. 72 00:05:16,390 --> 00:05:19,050 Dumbass. You can't have me removed from the family. 73 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:24,360 Bob. Listen to your brother and sit down. I can do whatever I want. Sit 74 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,020 sit down. I am the senior chair. I make the decisions in this bank. 75 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,360 Honey. 76 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:34,720 Honey. That sounds a little non -political, don't you think? 77 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,280 Yeah. 78 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,200 But who do I have to impress? 79 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,360 I am the bank. 80 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 Yeah! 81 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,640 What were you, born in an animal cage there, tiger? 82 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:51,380 They are people. 83 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:53,000 They have feelings. 84 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:56,020 Do you know what feelings are? 85 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,560 Fuck you, Bob. 86 00:05:58,060 --> 00:05:59,060 You're an asshole. 87 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,220 No, of course you don't. You're too doped up on barbiturates to even hear 88 00:06:03,220 --> 00:06:05,560 the tellers and go completely off. 89 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:09,640 Want one, honey? 90 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:16,280 Yeah. Do you want 91 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:17,500 one? 92 00:06:19,599 --> 00:06:20,599 Amanda. 93 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:25,700 Okay. You pressured me into it. 94 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,220 Does anybody want some pot? No! 95 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,200 Oh, no. 96 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,460 Feel the drive! 97 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,660 He's right, Bob. 98 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:46,160 World power doesn't come by giving people things. 99 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,600 The U .S. gives free food to poor countries all the time, and you know 100 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:56,800 happens. Yes, they use their own guys to rough up the locals, steal their shit, 101 00:06:57,020 --> 00:07:00,580 and enslave them to buy it back like they do here. 102 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,120 Yes, you are right. 103 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:08,680 And that is how they dominate the rest of the free world. 104 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:16,160 Make people your friends, and it goes a lot farther. You have to agree with me, 105 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,200 Mom. 106 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:24,670 You think making friends with poor people is a good money -making decision? 107 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:27,010 You're dumber than I thought. 108 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,690 I'm sorry, honey. 109 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:32,650 With power comes more power. 110 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:34,810 There's nothing like it. 111 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,450 Learn from it. 112 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:43,650 A good spiritual bond is better than any control you can have over another human 113 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:46,410 being. Who cares about power? 114 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:53,220 Uh -oh. I think she choked on one of her pills. 115 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,220 Are you serious? Is he serious? 116 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:57,960 I can't deal with this. I am so sorry. 117 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,520 Thank you so much. It has been a pleasure, but I have to go. 118 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:05,620 I can't deal with this. Come on. Come on, Bob. We're leaving right now. 119 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:07,300 Me? Come on, Rob. 120 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,860 Yeah. I'm not going anywhere with you. 121 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:13,900 Bye. 122 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,590 Steve cute! 123 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,670 Asshole! Yeah, he's an asshole. 124 00:08:55,690 --> 00:09:00,170 You're so valuable to the company. Thank you. Oh, 125 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:11,190 I 126 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:12,970 mean, you were so valuable. 127 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:19,630 All the good and all the time and your 128 00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,090 thanks, your appreciation. 129 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:27,990 Next! 130 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,350 Oh. 131 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:33,430 It's my favorite employee. 132 00:09:33,810 --> 00:09:37,170 Hey. How's it going? Thank you. Yeah, it's so good to see you. 133 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,730 Awesome. I know. 134 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,870 I'm just handing out these things here. 135 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,330 You want one? 136 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:43,650 Oh, yeah, I'll take one. Here, let me go. 137 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,170 Oh, yeah. 138 00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:46,129 Let me do it. 139 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:47,130 I'm on it. 140 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:54,190 Are you kidding? 141 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:58,380 No. No, I like you, but it's nothing personal. 142 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:00,260 I'm doing business. 143 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:02,620 Thanks. 144 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,080 Chum. 145 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200 Oh, hi. 146 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,560 Very nice to see you. Thank you so much for coming. 147 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:22,940 There we go. 148 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,700 All right, then. 149 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,840 You want, would you like this? 150 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,480 Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. 151 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,280 Oh, oh, sorry. 152 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,420 Oh. Thank you. Yes, bye. 153 00:11:15,569 --> 00:11:18,270 Madame Persephone, I lay my life at your feet. 154 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:21,290 Look into my crystal ball. 155 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,850 You will build me a garden groundskeeper, and it will be internal. 156 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:29,790 For that, you will now hear your fortune. 157 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:38,270 Tomorrow, or the next day, I don't know when it's going to happen, but you will 158 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,730 find a nickel and flip it. 159 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:43,670 You will look up and see a hawk flying over the sun. 160 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:47,310 And crashed into the woman of your dreams of a path long forgotten. 161 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,890 But what if it is head? 162 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:55,350 Get out! 163 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:56,950 Go! 164 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,450 What are you waiting for? Come on. 165 00:11:58,930 --> 00:11:59,869 You need patience. 166 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,870 You should have it. You're a gardener. You wait things for it to grow. I don't 167 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:03,870 understand. 168 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,700 Nice sound, Bob. 169 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,019 You're funny. 170 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,780 Yeah. You ready for this, champ? 171 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,920 Sure. I hate Rob. 172 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,720 I'll help you take him down. Yeah! 173 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,410 Programming? There you go. 174 00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,750 What did you do? 175 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:46,010 I read his banking account, so it would give all the customers lots of money. 176 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,880 Wow. Yeah. 177 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:49,760 You're awesome. 178 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:50,960 Thanks. 179 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,360 Oh, my hairbrush. Very important. 180 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,160 Okay. 181 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600 Chelsea, 182 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,179 what's up? 183 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,180 Hi, Bob. 184 00:14:14,510 --> 00:14:15,630 I knew I'd find you here. 185 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:19,330 Of course you did, my fortune -telling princess. I am your princess. 186 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,610 Now let me read your fortune. 187 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,749 Read it. 188 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,830 Right here. Right there. 189 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,310 Yeah, read it. 190 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:27,610 Oh, yeah. 191 00:14:30,550 --> 00:14:31,630 Okay, what'd it say? 192 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,070 I can't believe I didn't see this before. 193 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,370 What? You have an abundance of children. 194 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:38,690 Yeah, you're right. 195 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:42,290 But, um, about that. 196 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,190 You also want a dark sorcerer to run your country. 197 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,170 You're good. 198 00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:52,130 I've been looking for someone like you for millennia. Have you? 199 00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:57,310 You've been looking for a millennia? Why? What's a millennia? I have no idea. 200 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,770 I've just been around that long. 201 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,670 Wow. Yeah. 202 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:05,350 Wow. Now tonight begins the 48 -hour sex ritual. 203 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,710 I'm so tempted, but... 204 00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,280 There's so many other people's lives at stake. 205 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,760 I have to save the world. 206 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,560 Rob is trying to fire everyone. 207 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,280 So please wait. 208 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,600 No, no, no. Hold that thought. No, it's done. 209 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,240 Tomorrow the plan will fall apart. It will. 210 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,580 It will. 211 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,060 No. He's not. The plan is falling apart. Okay, okay. Why don't you listen to me? 212 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,280 Okay. I'm a fortune teller. Okay. 213 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,000 All right. What do you want to do? 214 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,820 Come on. Let's go. 215 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:37,180 Okay. 216 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:38,820 Whoa. All right. 217 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,030 oh my god 218 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,100 this shit fucking fall through 219 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,329 A tote. 220 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,249 A tote. 221 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,849 Everybody please grab a glass. 222 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:29,630 Yes. Thank you for returning to your jobs. 223 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:34,870 I hope this brave new foray into the world of robotics will teach you to be 224 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:38,690 better bankers and better employees in the future. 225 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:44,050 Additionally, due to the tremendous monetary loss that incurred to the ATM 226 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,850 malfunctions, you will be... 227 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:51,880 receiving a 10 % salary decrease to help defray corporate expenses. 228 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:56,580 I hope you enjoy the rest of this party, and thank you very much. 229 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,040 Mmm. 230 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920 This wine is delicious. 231 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:11,160 Nice speech, man. Yeah, thanks. I don't know what 232 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,960 the fuck happened. It was the perfect plan. 233 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,240 I sabotaged it. 234 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,310 Bob. Who doesn't know how to use computers to sabotage it? 235 00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:19,810 I don't, but never mind. 236 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,390 You'll get them next time, Tiger. 237 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,330 Yeah, thanks for the love, brother. 238 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,810 See? Now we're getting somewhere. 239 00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,870 You don't stop, do you? 240 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,290 No, I don't. 241 00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,090 Do you? 242 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:34,790 I gotta get out of here. Okay. 243 00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:36,689 Where you going? 244 00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,510 Hey, ride it like a cowboy! 245 00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:39,770 Yee -haw! 246 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:40,910 Get off me! 16548