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Harvey, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Harvey, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

There must be some kind of way out of here.

There's too much confusion.

I can't get no relief.

Businessmen there drink my wine.

Where is he?

He fell.

Peggy? Is there any chance you could help out, maybe? It's just that Mr

has run off his feet, what with Rosie being away.

I would, but not today, lovey.

Why, what are you doing? It's a new business venture, you might say.

Oh, and it's a bit of a secret right now, so if anybody asks, you haven't

me.

Right,

what happened?

He jumped.

I don't know why he jumped.

Did you see him do it?

No. I was trying to get help. I knew he was going to do something stupid.

Why do you think he chose this place, eh? You know why.

You know what it'll say.

You're being a bit hard on her, aren't you?

It's no more than she deserves.

Look, I'll handle this.

You get yourself off home, get some dry clothes on before you catch your death

of cold, eh?

You sure?

Yeah, go on. You've done more than enough.

I'm just a lonely boy.

Lonely and blue.

Hello?

When did your Auntie Peggy get the new hairdo?

What new hairdo?

That's your Fina. She looks dead smart.

Does she?

Is she up to something?

Er, no.

Yeah, of course she's not.

Anyway, I was wondering if Bernie could have a little look at my car. Oh, right.

Well, he's just popped out on a breakdown, but I'll ask you when he gets

yeah? OK, thanks.

How is he, by the way?

Well, you know, Rosie was very special to him.

Okay.

Have you given PC Bellamy a statement?

Yeah. For what it's worth.

Then I can see no reason to keep you any longer.

Billy had the keys for the van.

We'll make sure they return to you.

But I need them.

That's where we live.

All our things are in there, everything.

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to treat this as a sudden unexplained

We have to examine the van. I've got nothing.

Can you find somewhere in Aidensfield for Miss Beale to stay while I sort this

out? Where?

Well, the pub, possibly.

We'll be as quick as we can.

P .T. Bellamy will look after you.

What a waste of time that was.

Oh, Gina says we'll have a look at her car and I've booked a couple in for

service for tomorrow.

Well, you can just unbook them. I'm going to be up half the night trying to

catch up as it is.

Well, maybe I could help. No.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bite your head off. Look, we just have to muddle through as

best we can till Rosemary gets back.

Through here.

Peter. And you remember Nancy, don't you?

They need somewhere to wait for a couple of hours.

What's happened?

Well, let's just say it's an accident and I'll talk to you later.

Well, we've got a guest bedroom you can use.

You don't need to. Yeah, they won't be staying that long.

Well, this one looks like he could do with a lie down.

Come on.

Have you had some dinner?

No.

I haven't got any money.

Don't be worrying about that.

We'll look after you.

Give us a hand, Phil.

OK. I slide down.

David!

I thought I told you not to book in any more cars.

Well, I didn't. What's this doing here, then?

What? Well, I'm almost an alt.

Dear Bernie, thanks for the lovely funeral what you did for my Aussie.

This old wreck's not much use to me now.

I thought that lass of yours might be able to do something with it.

I'd said it was her who kept it going.

Shame she couldn't do the same for him.

Yours gratefully, Cynthia Floyd, Mrs. Aussie as was.

What? She's given you a Rolls Royce?

Well, what use is this to me? It's a wreck and it can't stay here. Move it

the side.

Well, you want me to drive a Rolls Royce? Well, nobody else is going to.

Yeah, well... Thank you.

Have we got any reason to think anyone else was involved?

Nancy Beale, the girlfriend of the only witness that we've found so far. She

reckons it was suicide.

Was there a note?

She's checking the van now.

Also looking for drugs.

You hear about these idiots who take LSD, think that they can fly.

We'll know about that soon enough from the post -mortem.

There's something else I'd like scenes of crime to have a look at.

These marks on the ground.

Looks like more than one set of footprints.

So either one of your lads has waltzed through here in his size 12s, or there

was some sort of struggle here.

Hello, David.

I see you've got a new car, too.

Me? No. Someone's given it to Mr Scripps.

Someone called Oswald Ozzie Floyd.

I know all about him. He was a ripe villain.

Mr. Scripps did a funeral for him. He did such a good job that Mrs. Ozzie has

given Mr. Scripps Mr.

Ozzie's old roles.

Well, very generous, David. Would be if we could get it started.

Well, get your auntie to give you a tow in her new car.

What new car?

Sounds fine.

Told you. Oh, better safe than sorry.

That river must have been freezing.

I've skinny dipped in Loch Lomond in March. That's freezing.

That river was just a bit chilly.

Well, if you go in there again, try and keep your mouth shut.

I've never been much good at that.

Hiya. Hiya there.

How is he?

Oh, he'll survive.

Thanks, Carol.

No problem.

How are Nancy and the kid?

Oh, Jane is looking after them.

Personally, I'd rather have nothing to do with them.

She's just lost her other half.

Yeah, I didn't like him much either.

Which is why I'm here.

One of two things you should know about Nancy Beale and Billy Hudson.

Go on.

Well, they both came from the village.

Billy came from a respectable family.

Nancy's lot.

Well, they were trouble.

Once Billy and Nancy started going out together, they started mixing with the

wrong type, beatnik types. You know, drifters and that sort of thing.

That's hardly against the law. Yeah, well, I was getting to that. Have you

Edgar and Claire Summers yet?

They've got their farmhouse off the Elstonby Road?

I don't think so.

Right. They had a baby, a daughter, called a Julia.

She disappeared three years ago.

Claire had fed her, put her in the pram for a sleep, and she came back out.

She was gone.

What's this got to do with Billy and Nanty?

Claire and Nanty, well, they were at the same maternity hospital together, and

Billy used to work for Edgar on the farm.

Job.

I worked that case.

I'm absolutely certain they had something to do with the disappearance

baby. Was there much evidence?

Well, they left the village soon after.

That doesn't prove anything.

No, but I did find a witness who saw them both throwing a sack off the

Bridge. Same bridge that Billy jumped from today.

And there's a strong suggestion they were getting rid of some evidence.

The body, even.

You think we killed this little girl?

Who knows?

There's a lot of unanswered questions.

And why Billy chose that exact bridge today?

Well, there's another one, eh?

I know this is difficult for you, Anthony, but we do need to ask you a few

questions.

I understand that you and Billy moved away from the area a couple of years

We didn't have much of a choice.

Why was that?

It was like the whole world hated us.

Billy's family threw him out when I got pregnant.

My mum went much better.

And then Julia went missing.

And do you know what people said about that?

They thought you took her. They said we killed her.

They were horrible.

I couldn't live here after that.

What was it brought you back here?

Billy were looking for work.

Been hard for us, just scraping by.

He said, maybe it'll be all right coming back now.

How was it you ended up going to the bridge?

We're our place when we were kids.

He always liked it there.

So we went and had a look, for old times' sake.

Billy used to get really down.

but I've never seen him as bad as he was this morning.

Peter started playing up, so I said we'd go for a walk, and Billy stopped on the

bridge.

Did he say anything?

I can't remember what the last thing he said was.

I left him there.

I walked down the road, and the next thing I saw him falling.

We could never have come back here.

Was there anyone else nearby?

No. I would have seen.

I thought I saw someone.

Then why are you asking me?

We'll leave it there, shall we? I'm sorry.

We may have more questions for you later.

Thanks for your help.

Careful!

It's brand new.

Who is that?

Oh, sorry.

What is it?

It's an air net.

Why, me liking the sharp ones, Wes.

No, like big bunny rabbits.

Oh, you hang it over a gate and then you chase the air into it.

Well, it's got something to do with this new business venture of yours.

Now, you're not to say anything, but Francine McGinn is paying a fortune for

air.

Oh, for his dogs to chase?

Well, how else is he going to turn it up for the corp?

Look, I know you're a sensitive soul and you don't like air -coursing, but it's

too good to turn down.

So let's keep it under wraps.

All right, ma 'am.

Hey, this reminds me.

Gina was saying earlier on she thought that you had a new hairdo.

Well, Gina wants her eyes tested.

That's what I said.

I mean, when was the last time you had a new head?

I do, sometimes.

Yeah, well.

Anyway, I think somebody in the pub's setting them up to it. You know, telling

me daft stories about you. You've had it all day.

Well, I'm going to have a word with them.

They've no right making fun of you like that. They should know better.

There must be some way out of here.

There's a joker to the theme.

There's too much confusion.

I can't get no relief.

I can't stay in Aidensfield.

Where are you going?

I'll give you the lift.

I don't know, just anywhere.

But you haven't got any money or clothes or anything.

Come back with me.

I know what people are saying, but I'm not having any of it.

We didn't do it.

And I believe you.

Come on.

It must be way past Peter's bedtime.

The post -mortem results.

It looked like you were right about there being someone else on the bridge.

There were marks on Billy's body and internal injuries that suggest he was

involved in a fight before he fell.

So it could be a murder.

I'm going to treat it as that, yeah.

I'm certain that Nancy knows more than she's telling us at the moment.

I think we should get her back in.

Alf, is there anything that you can tell us about Nancy?

What's she up to?

Oh.

Peggy. Yeah.

That's another new outfit.

Hey, do you see that?

She's just posted something through the door of the garage.

Here.

She's off again.

That reminds me.

That must be where this came from.

It was lying on the mast. I haven't had a chance to have a look at it.

Good grief.

Well, she's gone too far this time.

Let's have a look.

I'm taking this to the police.

There wasn't any evidence that Nancy and Billy were involved in the Julie

Summers case.

But they knew their parents and they left soon afterwards.

Well, Julie's parents blamed them for it.

Well, they needed to blame someone.

And Edgar Summers, he sacked Billy.

It's hardly surprising they left Aidensfield. Phil seems pretty sure they

something to do with it.

You've got to remember, it was a bad time for Phil.

Phil and Gina had lost a baby themselves.

I didn't know that.

Well, these are always hard cases to work on.

But Phil took it to heart.

What about the witness who saw Billy and Nancy on Scousdale Bridge?

Oh, there was that, but nothing was ever found.

Well, we've got his details. I'd like to re -interview him if I can. Sorry, he

died last year.

There's not much for you to go on, I'm afraid.

Maybe it's just coincidence Billy died on the bridge.

Oh, there was another coincidence I found.

Yesterday was Julia Summer's birthday.

She'd have been three.

Thanks, Al.

Maybe we should talk to Julia's parents before we question Nancy again.

It's not just Mr Blaketon who's received one. There's been complaints from all

over.

What exactly is the problem?

It's filth. It is. I've checked.

It's a magazine, you see. It's a brochure, not a magazine.

Yeah, well, the publication is called Natua und Gesundheit.

And it contains... Well, it contains ten buttocks,

female, eight buttocks, male, and 37

bosoms, female.

37?

I must have missed one.

Well, never mind that now. Can we get on, please?

Well, the point is, it's pornography.

German pornography.

And Peggy Armstrong's been posting it through every door in Aidensfield.

There was a covering letter saying she represented a company that wanted to

a nudist camp in the area. And this brochure shows very graphically what

likely to get up to.

Are you sure it was Peggy Armstrong?

I saw her across the road.

Younger, get over to Aidensfield and sort this out, will you?

Yes, sir. You'd better leave that with me.

Mrs Summers.

I'm PC Mason. This is Detective Sergeant Dawson. Could we have a word with you

in Mr. Summers' place?

Come in.

I'll find out again.

It

was

Julia's birthday.

Yesterday.

You couldn't say that we celebrated, but we like to mark the day.

It must be a difficult time for you.

They say time is a great healer, but not for us.

I'll take that, please.

How can we help you?

We are making inquiries into the death of Billy Hudson.

When we didn't know he died?

What's happened to Nancy?

She's pretty shaken up. They're looking after her at the pub in Aidensfield.

When did you last see Billy?

I've no idea.

Well over two years ago.

Could you tell us where you were at around 11 o 'clock yesterday morning?

I was working.

In the farm office.

You were here too, weren't you?

Making jam?

Um, yeah. Was there anyone else around who might be able to corroborate that?

You'll have to take our word for it.

Of course.

Thanks for your help.

There isn't any news on Julia?

Edgar, they would have told us. It sounds like they're more interested in

Hudson now.

You are still trying to find our daughter.

The case is on file.

Like our lives.

On file.

All we want is to know where our little girl's gone.

It's not much to ask, is it?

I think I've put my foot in it.

I didn't mean to upset anyone.

That was reasonable to question, then.

And they don't have an alibi.

Do they really need one?

We've no evidence to suggest they had anything to do with what happened

yesterday.

Let's go back and talk to Nancy again. See if we can get a bit nearer the truth

this time.

She's scared of something, isn't she?

Us, probably.

She's not got much reason to like the police.

We've not done much for them either, except give them more grief.

Peter seems to be coping all right.

It's like a holiday for him.

He doesn't understand.

Some evidence has emerged that Billy was involved in a fight before he died.

It looks as though he may have been pushed off the bridge.

And you're accusing me?

No, but we do need to know who else was on that bridge.

You were in shock when we spoke with you yesterday. Perhaps you missed something

out.

Let's go through your story again, shall we?

This could have been murder, Nancy.

We need to know the truth now.

Why did Billy come back to Aidensfield?

It wasn't for a job.

He was meeting someone.

He wouldn't say who.

You've no idea at all?

It might have been his mother.

He got in touch with her sometimes.

Billy went to meet his mother on the bridge.

Billy didn't want me or Peter involved, so I thought it might be her.

We went for a walk and Billy waited on the bridge. That's all I know, I swear.

Why didn't you tell us this before?

I don't know.

Peter!

Peter!

What's happened?

Peter's gone. He was here a minute ago.

I'll put out a call.

He really can't have gone far.

Don't worry, we'll find him.

What's all the stringing, Adolphe? Oh, it's just so I don't lose any of the

and bobs. I know where they all came from.

What about this?

Oh, well, I know that one. It's like a cat's cradle under this bonnet.

It's worked so far.

You'd better keep going.

I wish Rosemary was here.

I'm looking for Mrs Armstrong.

There's not a finder under here.

It's a joking matter, David.

We need to talk to her in relation to a serious crime.

Why? What's happened?

Do you know anything about... German porn?

You what?

Never mind.

If you see Mrs Armstrong, you need to let me know straight away.

Who do they want?

I was looking for German porn.

I always had my doubts about him.

He's looked all round the village and there's no sign of him.

Can you think of anyone who would have taken him?

No. What about Billy's mother?

She's never even seen him.

Why would she?

Why would anyone?

Jo, can I have a word?

I just heard what happened.

I don't know if this is much help, but I went for a walk half an hour ago up the

road and I noticed Edgar Summers' Land Rover. When I came back just now, it was

gone. Are you sure it was his?

Well, I've seen it parked outside often enough.

When he lost that little girl, it crippled him.

Mentally, I mean, I don't think it would take much to tip him over the edge.

Thank you.

50 subs. Take it or leave it.

What for?

The wheels.

The car's not in much use without the wheels, is it?

I mean the car, Einstein.

The old jam jar.

I'll take it off your hands for you.

And believe me, son, I'm doing you a favour.

To eat the junk.

What do you want it for, then?

Personal reasons.

Happy memories and all that.

Well, anyway, I can't sell it to you.

It's not mine. I'll have to talk to Mr Scripps. Right. I need the organ

not his monkey. Where is he?

He wants to strip me while he's out. I'll tell him I called. The name's

Smudger Smith.

I'm a friend and associate of the late Ozzie Floyd.

God rest his soul.

Here's me number.

We can have a rabbit on the dog.

I've got the child inside.

I'm sure I've just heard him. I've called for backup.

What do you want me to do?

Well, if Peter is here, I'm going to need someone to look after him.

You don't think they'd harm him, do you?

I hope not.

Let me see if I can get him round the back.

You

have

got no right!

No, I haven't. But right now I'm more concerned about that little boy.

Nancy Beale's son. Where is he?

You, of all people, should know what it's like to have a child snatched away.

Where is he, Claire? He's not here!

You are making a mistake.

I heard him crying.

Edgar's got him.

I don't want any trouble.

I just want to get Peter back to his mother.

Is he upstairs?

I didn't know what to do.

Edgar's not himself.

These last few days have been really hard for both of us.

He's not coping too well.

I'll talk to him.

I'll come through.

You've got to understand.

He needs help.

Where's Mason?

Inside, I think. He went round the back.

Edgar, darling?

It's the policeman who came this morning.

He wants to talk to you.

Did you ever read the story of Peter Pan?

The Darling children fly away to Never Never Land to join Peter Pan and the

Boys.

Mr Darling takes it badly, losing three children very badly. He decides

to sleep in the dog's kennel till they come back.

All rather ridiculous.

And as it's a story, they do come back. I need to take Peter now.

Peter.

Peter Pan.

I'd forgotten he was called Peter.

I never got the chance to read Peter Pan to my daughter.

Why, Julia.

What's the point of fairy tales?

They don't come back.

All those lost boys.

And girls.

Even up by the crocodile or caught by Captain Hook.

I wanted Nancy to have some idea of the pain.

You don't mean that.

Come on, son.

Time to go.

I could never have hurt him.

That's the difference between me and her. Come on, son.

I could never kill a child.

No, I'm okay.

Let's go see your mum.

There she goes.

In my book, she's living on immoral learning.

70 quid, that's my final offer.

Oh, I don't know. It was a personal gift from Ozzie's widow. I don't want to be

disrespectful. She won't even know.

80.

Young David put an awful lot of work into getting that old heap going again.

90.

It's a very difficult decision.

I'll have to think it over.

10.

Done.

I don't need a receipt.

Well, I suppose you do.

We've got him!

I can't believe it!

Fantastic!

I need to check him over, but he looks fine.

You've had quite an adventure, haven't you? Edgar Summers took him, but I don't

think he's come to any harm.

I'll just check him over.

No. No -one's taken him again.

Oh, Nancy, love, they're only doing the job.

And I'm sure he'd like a nice warm bath, wouldn't you, ain't he?

Come on.

Come on. Where are we going?

To the bath.

Now that's what I call a good day's work.

Hey! No! And that's what I call a keeper. Come on, run!

Run!

No, not that way, you daft ape! Come on!

It's odd.

She seemed more upset when we brought him back than when he went missing.

Well, it would be a late shock. I mean, after what she'd been through in the

last 24 hours.

Jo, could you come in?

It's a girl.

I'd say so.

Hey, come on, Gina. Look, I'm dying of thirst here. What have you been up to?

Oscar's after your blood. In that case, I may leave it.

Ah! Not a word with you.

We've had a call from Lord Ashfordly's gamekeeper.

You were poaching on the estate again.

I never... She's been at it again. I got the names of witnesses, timings, the

lot. You can't squeeze out of this one.

What are you on about? Between the hours of 11 and 1 today, you were seen

dishing out more of this foreign smut. I beg your pardon?

No, no, no, she can't have been.

Lord Ashfordly's gamekeeper says he saw her poaching.

She was seen in the village. The keeper's got it wrong.

I swear it was her.

Do I get a say?

I will need a statement.

Where were you between 11 and 1?

I was at home with Jimmy Young on the wireless.

Rubbish. I was there, I should know.

Are you sure you haven't been on the... There seems to be some confusion. Yeah,

well, I'll leave you to sort it out amongst yourselves.

This is a joke. Why don't you just arrest her?

I can't.

She's got an alibi.

What happened, Nancy?

Who is she?

You know.

She's Julia.

Edgar and Claire's baby.

Billy took her for me.

But why?

We had a baby.

Our own Peter.

And he died.

He was there between us in the bed.

And he wasn't breathing.

I thought... I don't know what I thought.

But even then, people always saw the worst.

Billy buried him.

He said he'd found a lovely, peaceful place.

It was Julia's clothes that we dropped off the bridge.

Of course, someone saw and started that lie about us.

And Julia?

Claire never wanted her.

She told me when we were in the hospital.

And Edgar?

He only ever thought about himself.

Anyway, they had everything.

More than we'd ever had.

And when we lost Peter... What did we have?

We hardly even had each other.

What did Billy do?

I never asked him to.

But he took Julia out of a pram.

And we pretended that she were our Peter.

People kept on about Edgar and Claire losing a child and how bad it were.

But me?

I'd lost a baby too.

I have to arrest you for kidnapping Julia.

We'll also have to investigate the death of your son.

We'll take you to the police station.

We'll also have to return Julia to her mother.

I know.

Would you like to say goodbye?

I can't.

Just stay again.

Good. For you, the nudism is interesting.

There's two of you.

Nine.

Nine?

I think you'd better come with me to the station.

Why?

I am not wanting a train.

No, but I am wanting an explanation.

Do you know anything about a hare?

Hare who?

Just a minute.

How do I know you're not just Peggy putting on a silly voice?

Now, what is this piggy?

Everywhere, all I hear is piggy.

Is it a small pig?

Swine? Swine?

There's no call for that.

I'm arresting you for... Oh, we'll sort that out in a bit. Come on.

Come on.

Sorry about the car.

He was offering me three times what it was worth.

Oh, it's your car. You do what you like with it, OK?

Rosemary serviced it, but it was a miracle she kept it on the road.

Yeah, I know.

If I hadn't sold it to Smudger, he'd probably have stolen it anyway.

Yeah, you're probably right.

You're best off without it, eh?

I know how much it meant to you.

It helped as well, didn't it?

How do you mean?

Well, I can see you missing, Rosie.

to keep your mind off that for a while.

Best to keep busy.

It's a miracle.

Oh, I wish Edgar was here.

I mean, he should be.

Shouldn't he?

She's his daughter. He can't have kidnapped her. That may be the case.

He's been told, but we still need to interview him.

When can I see her?

Soon, I should think. Nurse Cassidy's looking after her for now.

But there are some things to sort out.

I need to get her room ready.

Oh, and food.

I don't know what she eats now. I need to ask you a couple of questions first.

I was wondering how your husband recognised what he thought was Peter

took him from the pub.

He'd seen him before.

When was that?

Oh, um... No, he knew that, uh...

Nancy was at the pub.

You told us that.

So he must have worked it out.

You said he'd seen him.

This is a complicated situation we have here.

I'm not sure you're going to get Julia back until we've sorted it out.

I understand that.

That's not going to happen until everyone starts telling the truth.

When did Edgar see Peter?

Yesterday.

The bathroom.

Billy phoned us and said he wanted to see us.

He told us he'd be at the bridge.

That's where we all met.

What happened? I don't know.

I was too upset. Edgar told me to go and wait in the car.

And then afterwards he wouldn't say.

Did Edgar kill Billy?

Oh, I can't tell. This is such a mess.

What happened at that bridge yesterday?

Why did Billy want to see Edgar and Claire?

When he took Peter, Julia, to start with, he never felt right about it.

And he kept saying, we can't go on pretending she's a boy forever.

It were a birthday, and he wanted to give her back.

You knew he was going to do that?

Not till the last minute.

You knew I wouldn't let him.

So what happened at the bridge?

It were me.

Don't do it.

If you love me...

Don't let that man have her.

What did Billy tell you when he phoned?

He said he had some news about Julia.

And he knew it was her birthday.

Really thought he might tell us the truth at last.

He was there, ready to talk.

And then nothing.

He just mumbled some excuse.

I'm sorry.

And you?

I ran away.

I had to get Peter away.

I thought Billy would tell him.

Did you attack Billy? There are only so many times you can build your hopes up

and have them come crashing down again.

What did you do?

I must have hit out.

And once I started, the last two years, it all came out.

kept on hitting him.

And it was easy.

There was no fight in him.

He went down on the ground.

And I lugged him over.

That's all there was to it.

Nancy Beale, I'm arresting you for kidnapping and assisting an offender.

Edgar Summers, I'm arresting you for the murder of Billy Hudson.

Here, I almost forgot, I've got something for you.

It's the toolkit from the old rolls.

Thought it might come in handy.

Maybe if you've got a bit of spare time, you could give me a hand in the garage.

What do you mean, like a proper mechanic?

I don't see why not.

As soon as I'm a bit short -handed right now.

I think it's over.

Her name's Andrea Bruckner.

And she's from Hamburg.

Like the U -boats. She says she wants to see the West German ambassador.

The thought of there being two Peggy Armstrongs is giving me a headache.

Let's get rid of her.

Sharpish.

Frau Bruckner, you're free to go.

At last.

A policeman who is not completely dunk of. I haven't finished.

I don't want to see you or your brochures again.

These are decent people around here.

They haven't got time for you or your so -called liberated notions.

And they don't want pictures of naked Germans coming through their

You come back here again and you'll be in serious trouble.

It is not like this.

In Germany.

And our feet is aimed to you too.

How are you getting cold?

I don't know, Tiff.

Is there anything you need?

No.

I want to go to Britain.

I don't know.

You do.

That's for the court to decide.

I wish I were with Billy.

It's got to be better than here.

Better than this life.

It's got to be.

Tomorrow... At this hour, she will be far away.

Much farther than those islands, for the lonely, for the ringed.

It's him!

Hiya, love.

Hey, how are you?

I'm exhausted.

They're hard work, kids.

Yeah, it's not really our problem, though, is it?

Well, don't rule it out just yet, eh?

Room for three more?

Yeah, of course.

What's that?

Phil got it for Peter, when he was Peter.

Don't you think Julian might like it?

No, a police car's more of a boy toy.

Well, if we're going to play by those rules, I think you can get those girls a

drink. Yeah.

What can I get you? A gin and tonic, please. I have to move back to Sheena.

A pint, please.

That's for you.

Where did you get this?

It's got to be more than £500, eh?

It was in that toolbox you gave me.

Oh, so you must have, didn't you?

No wonder that smudger Smith was so keen to get his hands on the car.

It's yours. I don't need it.

Yes, you do.

Well, there's lots of things you need to buy for that garage.

I don't work just any old way, you know.

Now then, is this the real Peggy or the other one?

I'm me.

And I don't know what all the fuss was about. She looked nothing like me. She

was the spitting image of you.

How dare you? She was ten years old and she had a funny walk.

Her bits were sunburned, I expect.

Anyway, she has given me an idea.

We're opening a nudist camp at David's place.

Over my dead body.

Only if he's got no clothes on, them are the rules.

Oh, it's a joke, Oscar.

He's a bit parky in the buff round our end.

Round our end.

That's how he works. He always sounds reasonable. He just pushes it a bit

further each time until there's no way out but his.

How about the quiz show?

Double your money.

Excellent choice. I never miss it. Correct.

Oh, don't you worry about me, mate.

I'll be fine.

If you're the best the British police force can offer these days, then we're

doomed.