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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

Dear old Adamsville, I won't change the bet.

That must be her.

Well, I certainly hope so.

Let's get there while he's otherwise occupied.

Gravely manner.

It's only for lunch, Rob.

Yeah, I know, but it's really posh.

It's our wedding day.

We're allowed to be posh.

We've got to do something.

We can't just go off.

Yeah, but I thought it was the point of having a small do so that we could, you

know. They'll be expecting something.

All right, all right.

But your parents and my sisters, none of them have met.

None of us have really met.

It'll be fine.

You don't know my sisters.

Good Lord.

Well, well, well.

Now, if my memory serves me right, it's Angela and Christine.

If you're looking for that brother of yours... We're not.

We've come to find someone called... What were it?

Gina. Gina Ward.

Gina!

Yeah?

Right, I'm going to the wall.

So you're his sister?

That's right.

And he's getting married this Saturday? In a registry office.

We're just four guests.

I ask you.

Well, we're not having it.

So that's why we've come down early.

We've got to have a party.

Surprise party, though, by this Saturday.

It's a tall order.

But I think we can do it, girls.

You sure are kind of girls. Soon as I saw her. Hey, they're coming in. Rob and

Helen. What? No.

Come on out.

Wasn't there meant to be a sub -Friday?

Come here.

Jesus, we've blown it.

Hiya, Helen.

The usual, please, and... Gin and tonic, please, gin and tonic.

Here you go. Ah, lovely.

Thank you. And one for yourself. Oh, ah.

Cheers, my darling.

Go on, tell people.

Well, he can't.

Evening, all.

What are you two grinning about?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Have a word.

What's up with her?

Getting married?

Yeah, this Saturday.

Well, he kept that pretty quiet.

I know.

Anyway, me and his sisters are organising a party for afterwards, but

Helen wouldn't know anything about it.

Mustn't know about the party, or mustn't know that we know about the wedding. Or

both.

So will he have.

What do you think?

Thanks, Oscar.

Came through a police?

Who?

Yeah, well, can't you just go round there and... All right.

All right, Mrs. Deams, if you think it's really necessary.

I was only sawing a few locks.

At this time of the day. All right, we're very sorry if we disturbed you.

Never gone and called the police.

What? I didn't know you. I didn't know how you'd react.

All right, everyone, what's all this about?

I told you on the phone, Constable, he started up a blessed chainsaw at half

past six in the morning.

Woke half the neighbourhood, I should think.

We didn't realise.

And we've said we're sorry.

OK, but you understand Mr Stephen's complaint?

Yes, and it won't happen again.

Good. Well, I think that's that sorted, then.

I'll be off for my breakfast, and you lot want to get back inside out of the

cold.

The family only moved in yesterday, sir.

Give them a chance.

Come on, Jane, hurry up. You'll be late.

Jane.

Mum.

I'm back.

Oh, I've missed you so much.

Oh, well...

I just had to see you before you went to school.

I couldn't wait.

Come on, it's only been a few weeks.

Oh, it feels like years.

Oh, Phil.

Oh, it's so good to have you back.

Is everything all right?

Oh, fantastic.

I spoke to Dr Cook last night and he practically kicked me out.

No need for you to stay here a minute longer, he said.

You've cracked it.

So here I am.

Only orange juice forever and a day. Oh, I'm so proud of you.

So proud of you. Pretty please myself.

Mum's back.

Walker, I see from the diary you're taking some leave next week.

Yes, God, I asked you about it several weeks ago. No, it's all right, Dad. I

just checking it's still on.

Holiday, is it?

Yes, Sergeant.

Anywhere nice?

Yes. She's back.

Debbie's back.

How about this?

Put a tie around that thing on the bonnet and sort of... Hey, what's this

I'm decorating the car.

What's going on? What?

Nothing. Come on.

Well, Gina said not to say. Gina?

David. Right.

I never told her about the... The what?

The wedding.

Rob Walker, he's getting married, but it's a secret and he mustn't find out.

Rob's getting married, but he mustn't know.

No, I think he knows about the wedding, but not the party.

Not that there is a party.

Food. Me and you.

Drink. Oscar.

Invitation. Well, we'll make the list and Geoff Young can take them round.

Music. Me.

And Bernie's doing the car. Perfect.

It's all right.

I know.

But I've come to offer my services.

It's in here, is it?

Yeah. Oh, excellent.

I'll do decorations.

Actually, Peg, that's very kind, but I think we can manage, thanks. Nonsense.

Stick us down on your list.

Peggy and David.

We'll have this all looking like you've never seen it before.

How about this meal?

What about it? How about we invite two more people? Oh, really? Just to dilute

things. To avoid a sticky social situation.

My sisters, your folks, what if they don't get on? I can't think about this

right now. I thought, why not ask Gina and Phil to be our witnesses?

I thought we'd already asked them.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know. But wouldn't it be better to invite a friend

ask them back to the hotel after?

Excuse me.

Delta Alpha 2 -4 receiving.

Over.

Mr Stevens again, Rob.

He sounds in a bit of a state.

Look, you don't have to thank me, Debbie.

I do. You were tremendous looking after the kids and everything. I'm really

grateful.

Phil's an old friend.

At least I could do.

Yeah.

And I hope by now I'm a good friend too.

Of course you are.

Very much so.

Come on.

Mary! I don't believe you. Well, it's true.

My word, he's a dark horse.

That's why he's taken that leave.

Yeah. He's not invited any of us. No, I know, but the thing is, his sisters,

plus Gina and Rosie, are planning a surprise.

Hey, Jack.

Whiskey, please, Gina.

Make it a double. I'm celebrating.

Oh, yeah?

What are you celebrating?

Nothing I can tell you about yet, but you'll be impressed when I do.

Hey, it's not to do with that bracelet. Be sorry, dear.

Even more impressive than that.

I thought it was just the early mornings you objected to. No!

OK, but he's just doing a few logs for a friend. A few logs? He went off this

morning with a whole lorry load.

My friend's got a big fireplace.

I saw them up outside his place. They're not mine. This noise is unbearable. All

right, let's just calm down, shall we?

Will you be much longer?

Um, another half hour? Right, well, why not let him finish up, Mr Stevens? Then

it'll be all nice and quiet.

This is the second time you've called me about this business, isn't it?

What's that supposed to mean, that I'm wasting your time?

No, no, of course not.

But this isn't really a police matter. And it'd be so much better if you just

tried to get along.

I looked at you.

You looked at me.

I smiled at you.

You smiled at me. And we're on our way.

No, we can't turn back.

Yeah, we're on our way.

And we can't turn back.

Cause it's too late.

I hope not.

So, where shall we start then?

Trifles. Okay.

What on earth's all that?

Oh, Peg's donated them. A best pull, apparently.

Oh.

Rosie.

Gina, could I have a quick word?

Yeah.

Goodness.

Bowls club dinner. And I'm helping.

I'd like to ask you to a special event.

Oh, yeah?

Yes.

Rob and I are getting married.

When? Saturday.

You're getting married on Saturday.

And we'd like you and Gina to be our witnesses.

And join us at Gravely Manor for a meal afterwards.

Right.

Is Rob here?

No. I thought you'd gone ages ago.

I had to.

Because I had to come back with this.

Oh, heck.

Yes. You see, Mrs Ventress made it for... Rob!

Jeff.

Show him what you found in the washroom. Go on.

What?

What you found in the washroom.

Go on.

Oh, yes.

In the washroom.

Yes, I do sympathise with Mr Stevens, but I just don't see what I can do.

tell him to stop, of course.

Well, as Constable Walker has already pointed out, it's not a police matter.

But he's running a business in a residential area.

Sawing logs and selling them. I've seen him with my own eyes. Then I suggest you

take it up with the parish council.

Oh, sorry.

I can see I'm going to get nowhere with you lot.

Good day.

What on earth is going on? It's for Rob, but he mustn't see it.

He's getting married, but he doesn't know that we know.

Walker's getting married?

Yes, Sarge.

What's that about a myth with Thebans? He's just gone off in a right mood.

What? Nothing.

I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow. I know, darling.

Is the hotel all right?

Oh, it's fine.

We just thought we'd like a little chat, that's all.

Well, shall we go in?

Yes.

Yes, of course.

Well, I understand what you're saying, Donald, but it might not be a business

such. He might just be trying to earn some extra cash to tide himself over.

Well, I can't take the risk.

I need the council to take action before he gets established.

Well, if he did that, I'm sure there's something we could do, but that could

take some time.

So tell them, why don't you just give him the benefit of the doubt?

See what happens.

I see.

Because he's a local man, eh?

Don't be silly.

I think so.

You lot stick together, don't you?

Typical.

Very well.

I'll go direct to the council offices and tell them how very unhelpful the

parish council's been.

Well, there we are.

Thank you.

Here's to you, my dear.

Darling.

So, uh, what's this little chat about, Mother?

Well, we, uh, we just wanted to be quite sure that...

that you're sure about tomorrow. The thing is, darling, if you've got any

doubts... I haven't. No, but if... Helen, it's not too late.

This seems awfully sudden and so secretive. We have both been married

As have you, Mother.

Dad's not coming, by the way, because you're here. But he's too ill to come

anyway.

Look, you can change your mind at any moment.

Now, far better to do that than to make another mistake.

Mum, I love him.

Yes. And you loved Matthew. That was different.

Sure it was.

What? It's just that... Oh, from the sound of him, Rob isn't like any

of your other boyfriends. And we're just a bit worried that you're stuck up here

in the wilds and you've slightly lost the sense of the sort of people we are

a family.

I'm getting married tomorrow morning.

I had hoped for your support.

And you have it. You have it absolutely.

Excuse me.

Oh.

Rob. I've just been round with Mr Stephens again about this chainsaw

and he seems really anxious about his wife.

He wouldn't say why, but I wondered if it was an idea if you went... Mum.

This is Rob.

Rob! At last.

I'm so delighted to meet you. Alex, come and meet the groom.

Wow.

Hello.

Oh, that.

I knew I remembered this.

Now, where is Mr Vernon's Christmas stock?

Well, that don't matter.

I think it does.

Plan B, David.

Have you been taking your medication?

Yes, she has.

So what seems to be the problem, Carrie, can you tell me?

Leave me alone.

Oh, she seems reasonably calm at the moment.

Oh, yes, but I'm worried.

I know.

I still think we should discuss specialist hospital treatment, but for

up her dose just to be on the safe side.

And I'll give her some extra sleeping pills.

Um, PC Walker tells me you've been having problems with a noisy chainsaw.

Yes.

He's asked them to stop several times.

Well, by the sounds of it, they have.

Yes. Good.

The last thing Carrie needs at the moment is any extra stress.

You know I said I had something brewing?

Yeah.

I think it's something that will make you really proud of me.

Oh, yeah?

There's this big exhibition at the Carton Galleries.

And they're taking ten of my paintings.

Oh, Jack, that's fantastic.

Where did you say? The Carton, just off Bond Street.

And, of course, you can guess which painting did the trick, made them want

exhibit me.

Which one?

Yours.

Come on, I'll interview you.

What, the nude?

Yes. I sent them a photo.

You sent them a photo?

Gina, this is a chance in a lifetime.

This is the break I've been dreaming of.

No more art school.

No more Yorkshire landscapes.

It's a top London gallery. There are dealers and collectors there all the

Hang on a minute.

Dealers in London are going to be looking at that picture of me.

They won't know it's you.

You promised me you wouldn't show that to anyone.

I assumed you meant locally.

And this is an opportunity I simply couldn't miss.

Gina, can you do two hot patches down here?

Gina, what a nice surprise. Come in, come and have some breakfast.

I've called for your picture.

Sorry? Your word.

Hold on.

It's our picture. It was a combined effort. But we agreed we wouldn't show

anyone. Remember?

That was the arrangement. Yes, I know.

And then this gallery rang up and... And you went back on your word.

Anyway, I did this for the both of us.

If this thing goes as well as I think it could, we could move down.

Move down?

To London.

Get a flat somewhere in Chelsea.

A fresh start.

Sorry?

Life beyond Aidensfield.

It's provincial.

Narrow, constricting.

In London, you'll be amazed. You'll look back on all this and wonder why you

hadn't moved down years ago. No, I won't.

Because I'm not going.

How dare you, Jack?

How dare you just assume I'm going to fit in with your plans?

Well, I'm staying right here. And if it's provincial, good, because that's

like it. Now, please, can I have my picture back?

I can't.

Jack Hollins, you have completely betrayed me.

Hello? Hey, how are you feeling?

Rob, I'm a bit busy at the moment.

I was just thinking, in a couple of hours' time, we're going to be man and

No more phone calls, no more nights apart.

Together, for always.

And I'll be able to get my wicked hands on you whenever.

I'm going to put the phone down right now.

No, you couldn't really.

Constable Walker, it's Mark Robson.

Ah, Mr Robson, yeah, sorry.

My chainsaw's gone. I think it's at Stephen's block next door. Well,

I'm on leave at the moment.

I'll get somebody to come... You can't be bothered.

Yeah.

Step on it, girls. Some of us have got to be here. Register at 5 .12.

I'm sorry, Mr Stephens.

We believe you may have Mr Robson's chainsaw. Yes, and I'm not giving it

I think you might have to. I am not living next to a woodyard.

Good day.

Well, what are you going to do about it?

Hurry up, Bill!

Flipping noise.

Look,

we'll have to sort this out later.

I've got a wedding to get to.

Look, just don't do anything until I get back.

All right?

Brilliant.

Told him straight I wasn't going to give it back.

All right, love.

Let's go, girl.

You don't want to go playing with things like that, do you?

Right, I'm off.

Now, are you sure you know what you're doing, Oscar?

Yes, Gina.

For the hundredth time.

See you later.

Oh, Rob left a quarter of an hour ago and Bernie's on his way over there now.

Right, brilliant. See you later. See you, Rosie.

Wow.

Peggy, this is amazing.

Yeah. Oh, and David and all.

Shall we go?

I'm not answering.

You can't give me my result back. I'm coming in to get it.

Look here. Give me that.

Please.

What are you doing?

How would you like it if I took something of yours, eh?

Bitch, for instance!

Look, if that's Rob, tell him I'm on my way.

Flash fiddly, please.

Right, OK, sir.

Yes. Yes, we'll be right over.

Them again.

Who? Mr Stephens.

Mr Robson's broken into his house, smashed the bars, and now Mr Stevens is

threatening to go round and take the chainsaw back.

Geoff, you're going to have to get round there before they kill each other.

I can't, I've only got my pushbike.

Oh, where's Miller?

He's gone out.

Oh, thanks.

Fitty sick, Geoff!

Will you hurry up and learn to drive?

What do you think?

He'll do.

Helen.

You look beautiful.

Eh, you can't kiss me yet.

Oh, er, sorry.

Doctor and Mrs Burton, Helen's mum and stepdad.

My sisters.

Christine and Angela.

Well, pleased to meet you, I'm sure.

Hello.

And you're Helen.

Of course.

Hello. Not bad, eh, Rob?

You always did choose lookers.

Well, er, what are we waiting for?

The man with the ring, probably.

Thank goodness.

His robe's wedding ring and Phil's had to go out.

The path will not always be smooth, but together, strengthened by their love,

they will surely plough a furrow straight and true.

Helen and Robert, will you now answer these questions?

Robert, are you lawfully free to marry Helen? I am.

Helen, are you lawfully free to marry Robert?

I am.

Now, repeat after me.

I call upon these persons here present... I call upon these persons

present... To witness that I, Robert... To witness that I, Robert... Do take

thee, Helen... Do take thee, Helen... To be my lawful wedded wife.

To be my lawful wedded wife.

I call upon these persons here present... I call upon these persons

present... To witness that I, Helen...

To witness that I, Helen... Do take thee, Robert... Do take thee, Robert...

be my lawful wedded husband.

To be my lawful wedded husband.

Who has the ring?

Thanks, Artie.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes. We're going to let you drive yourself.

Come on, if you guess.

Woo!

Woo!

Smile,

Bernie.

All

over

Phil.

Brian, if I could have your attention, please.

When David gives the signal, we want absolute silence.

Debbie! Felt that you didn't have one, so I made it.

Oh.

Oh. I'll put this one out of the way.

No.

No, I will. Yours is much better. Robbie, we're going to have the two of

His and hers, there.

Now, what could be better?

And I must say, that looks much better.

Unlike some.

Come on in.

I'll make you feel better.

I know that man gave you a fright, but it's over now.

He won't come round again.

Mr Bellamy made him promise not to.

Swallow them down.

Doctor's orders.

I feel it in my fingers.

I feel it in my toes.

Well, love is all around me.

And so the feeling grows.

It's with the mouth of wind.

It's everywhere I go.

What are we doing here?

We've got a wedding present to collect.

A wedding present?

Yes, it'd be difficult to wrap.

Well,

where is it, then?

In the hall.

You need the three of us to carry it. What's going on?

Here we go.

Surprise!

Bob!

Speaking as a married man myself, I know how great Rob and Helen are

going to feel.

Well, marriage makes a whole world of difference to life.

Spit it out, lad.

Oh, shut up. It's lovely.

That's what it is.

It's lovely.

Well, they're a lovely couple and I'm sure they'll be very happy together. And

Rob's a lovely lad. Oh, isn't that lovely?

Yeah, a bit less of the soppy stuff.

Come here, you.

Right.

Helen. Oh, no.

You best know what you've taken on.

I'm sure I do.

Oh, I doubt it, love.

You see, he might... look all prim and proper in that uniform of his.

But that's not the real Rob, is it, huh, Chrissie?

Course it's not. Oh, you see, we know him of old. And he was a right

Everyone, my sister.

Always in trouble.

Always fighting.

And leopards can't change the spots, can they? That's right.

So all I'm saying, love, is watch it.

He's still a walker deep down.

Hey, telegram.

Telegram. Telegram.

Right.

Both from Dad and all in cell block C.

Oh, Alex.

Right, everybody. So what? It is now time for me to serve some more of my

delicious plum wine for the toast and the cutting of the cakes.

You'd have sister, eh?

Look, I can see that you're not quite sure about things.

Oh, nonsense, Robert. You hardly know me, so it's only natural.

I just want to tell you, I love your daughter very much.

And I'm going to look after her.

That's a promise.

Thank you.

Kerry, love.

It's all right, Kerry.

Two cakes. All the best weddings have two cakes, Alan.

Which one shall I cut first?

Oh, Debbie's, if you've got any sense.

Right, everyone, the time has come.

The toast is Rob and Helen.

Rob and Helen!

Oh, nice.

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.

When it's cold outside, I've got the month of

May.

can make me feel this way my girl

talking about my

So proud of you, Debbie.

I don't know how difficult that must have been.

Not really.

Not when our happiness depends on it.

There's nothing more important than that, Phil.

I do love you. I love you.

At least try and look as if you're enjoying yourself.

How can I, after what you said this morning?

All you've got to do is give me the picture back.

Excuse me.

Gina, wait.

I don't see why not.

Come on.

I've got it.

Why did you walk away from me like that?

What? I asked you to wait. I want to talk to you.

Jack, we were just having a dance.

This is a private conversation. You mind?

Well, I think I do, if it matters.

Oh, yes.

Jim. Come on, Jim.

Get off me, Jim. Hey, leave her alone, Jack.

Come on, it's meant to be a wedding.

It's OK, Mum.

You want to talk, come on.

What's up with those two? Goodness knows.

I'd say it's about time we left.

What do you think?

Definitely. I'll just say goodbye to my parents.

Although on second thought... I

just didn't want us to make an exhibition of ourselves in front

of your eggs.

Oh, yeah? And what about the picture?

What about it?

Well, if that's not making an exhibition out of me, Jack, then I don't know what

is.

Now I'll ask you one more time.

Can I have it back, please?

They've already printed it in the catalogue.

And that's your final answer?

Yes, there's nothing I can do about it.

Right.

Step past Baird.

Are you all

right? No, not me.

I need your help, Rosie.

So much for a quiet wedding.

It's great, though, isn't it?

Rob, stop.

What happened?

What's happened?

She's only trying to kill us, that's what.

All right, Mr Robson. She's mad.

I know, Mr Robson. But unfortunately, she does have severe mental problems.

And your chainsaw doesn't seem to have helped.

I told you it was your fault.

My fault?

Yeah, for being so thoughtless.

I'm so sorry, Mr Stevens. I had no idea she was ill.

She can't bear it in that hospital.

It'll finish her.

I promised her I'd never let her go in there again.

I know.

But it is for her own good.

I was managing.

She was all right.

Let's sit now.

I've lost her.

That's not true.

I'll keep in touch with the doctors every day and make sure she's out as

she's well enough.

Come on, Mr. Stevens.

We'll follow in the car. Oh, no, you won't.

You're on leave.

But we need to get Mr. Stevens to the hospital.

We'll do that.

Now get along.

It's your wedding night.

Look, Gina, I'm sorry.

Forgive me, my ambition's got the better of me.

I broke a promise and I shouldn't have.

I just didn't think you'd feel so strongly about it.

And all that stuff I said about London, forget about it.

We don't have to go.

It's no good, Jack.

It's too late.

It's over.

And I know it was an old book, but when in fact... He's trying to do his best

for his wife.

Yeah.

Hang on a minute.

What's this?

It's a lake district.

Yep. No.

Your honeymoon suite awaits, my love.

Oh, Lord.

How about a kiss, Dr. Walker?

Dr. Walker?

Oh, there's a thought.

She's not here. Bill!

There's a body in water.

I'd stay away from that thing if I was you, Oscar.

I've lost me nan and the baby. What's this all about?

My wife needs me. Don't you think you've done enough already?