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I still think we should call first
before we go all the way to Boston to
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your folks. Jason, they just tell us not
to come.
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Oh, here, here, let me, I'll get those
for you, Dad.
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Carol, honey, we're almost ready.
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Were you speaking to me? No one spoke to
me when this trip was being planned.
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Honey, we didn't know we were going
until last night.
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Carol, we're worried about Grandma and
Grandpa.
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Oh, Maggie, I think you're overreacting.
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Then why did they call and cancel the
trip at the last minute? And why did my
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dad say everything was swell?
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Uh, because it is.
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No, Jason, my father doesn't use words
like swell, good, or nice.
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Certainly not when I'm in the room.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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Well, you sure are excited about this
van.
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Are you kidding?
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Grandpa's going to let me use this
nightstick and his handcuffs and even
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his badge.
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Hey, maybe you'll get fingerprinted,
too.
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Wow!
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Well, Dad, again, I just want to thank
you for letting me stay home and earn
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some extra money helping Mr. Sachs
fertilize his lawn.
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I'm sure that earning money will teach
me a new respect for the dollar and help
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me grow as a person.
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Bet you'll be pretty good at spreading
manure, too.
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And I'm so sorry that I'm going to miss
that sing -along around Grandma's piano.
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Yeah.
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Well, just remember, if you have any
problems here, you call the Kuzmans next
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door. And only one guest stays over
tonight.
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This is not fair.
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No one thought that old Carol might have
other plans.
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No one in this entire house treated me
like a real, living, breathing human
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person. Carol, get in the car.
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Oh,
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and Mike, I know everything will be
fine, because if it isn't...
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you'll be grounded until you're 35.
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That's it.
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Bye, Mom.
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Bye, Dad.
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See you tomorrow, Mike.
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All right, have fun. Bye -bye.
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I'm, uh, Ed and Kate's daughter, Maggie.
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Good. Excuse us, please.
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Oh, did you just walk in there like
that?
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Well, we should not stand out here in
the cold waiting for some jerk to open
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door. Who are they?
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Mom, are these people the relatives you
don't send Christmas cards to?
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try and find Grandma and Grandpa.
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How are you, folks? Come on in.
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Oh, I see you brought your luggage.
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Well, don't worry. We'll try to close
this deal by nightfall.
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The kiddies, too. This is so nice.
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Cocktail Frank?
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My name's not Frank.
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Who are you?
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Who am I?
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I don't know you. I don't know him.
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Harry Biddle. Great American Dream
Realty Company.
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This house is for sale?
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Yes.
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Oh, well, the sellers are never present
for the showing.
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Especially sellers who have put 30 years
into a place. This would break their
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heart.
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I'm sure.
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Well, honey, they haven't sold it yet.
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You folks are interested in this house?
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Deeply. Oh, well, then let me point out
some of the fine features of this
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timeless classic.
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If you do, I'm going to cry.
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Pardon?
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Why are they selling?
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You're not interested in hearing about
the house?
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I love this house.
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I do my homework right by the fireplace
waiting for my daddy to come home and
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hang up his gun and give me a hug.
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Why are they selling?
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Oh, well, I can't really violate their
confidence.
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But I will say, retirement income,
balloon payment, disaster.
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It's all right. I'm her psychiatrist.
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Oh, well, can I do anything?
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Yes, you could just give us a moment
alone, please. Thank you.
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Come on, Maggie, sweetheart.
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Come on, we'll look into this.
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Selling this house has to be breaking
their heart. I know. Why didn't they
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to us for help?
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Oh, my father's pride.
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There's no way he could ask us for money
knowing the way he feels about what you
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do for a living.
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What?
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Forget I said that.
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I mean, I knew he didn't care for me. I
didn't think he hated my entire
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profession. Oh, honey.
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Not that he hates your profession. It's
just that he doesn't know what it is.
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Oh.
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So now, after 17 years, I find this out?
Now, what good would it have done to
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let you know that he thinks you're a
quack?
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A quack?
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Jason, can we talk about this later?
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Now, I don't want this house sold until
we get a chance to talk to Mom and Dad.
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Sure, sure.
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Genuine loft and plaster on real two -by
-four studs.
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Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt,
Harry.
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No problem. What you were saying over
there confused me. Were the victims'
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bodies found in this room or all through
the house?
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His
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life
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as it should be.
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Mike!
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Mike!
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Let me do it. My cousin Gus works for
Paradise Pizza. I can get us a discount.
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All right. So, Mikey, what's the action?
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Not much, not much. We're going to eat a
little pizza, watch a little TV.
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TV?
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Mike, your folks ain't home.
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This is like the chance of a lifetime
and you want to watch TV?
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It's already started.
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Mike, what could be so important that...
Wow.
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So, like, when did you get cable?
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This is great.
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Gus doesn't let us have the pizzas for
nothing. All right.
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If he and a couple friends can stop by
after work. How many? Because I don't
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think we should have one.
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You mentioned women.
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All right.
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Carol, why don't you and Ben go watch TV
in Grandpa's den?
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Great! Sure, it's great for you. You get
to spend time with me.
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Ben, don't you go touching any of your
Grandpa's police stuff.
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You know me.
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Jason, we've got to help him.
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I'm not so sure your dad wants our help.
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Then again, what do I know? I'm just a
licensed quack. Oh, Jason.
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Daddy!
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Ed, you almost shot Jason.
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Not supposed to be here.
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No one's supposed to be here.
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Oh, Mom, how are you? It's so good to
see you. I'm fine.
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Oh, did you say you were coming and I
forgot?
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No, Mom, no.
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Always a pleasure to see you.
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Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
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So, what's this about selling the house?
Uh, well,
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we... thought we'd do this retirement
thing right. Move into a smaller place
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with less upkeep.
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A condo.
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Grandma! Grandpa!
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Carol, honey!
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Look how she's grown.
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Where's Mikey?
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Oh, well, Mike couldn't come.
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Grandpa! Is that Benny? Yes.
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Look out.
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All right. Come out with your hands up.
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Watch the door.
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I'm going to rough him up.
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But we're going to fix a little dinner.
Come on, Ben.
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Let your dad and granddad talk.
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I don't think that'll be necessary. Come
on, Ben. You can peel potatoes with the
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other prisoners.
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If you and Mom are having financial
problems, we would be... No.
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Things are swell.
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They're fine.
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Even good.
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Dad, any money you need, Jason and I
would be more than happy to help.
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just in case you can't remember, little
girl, I kept a roof over your head and
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food on the table for over 18 years.
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Until he came along anyway.
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Daddy! Dammit, I can still take care of
your mom and myself without your
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charity. Ed, Ed, Ed, please.
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There's no reason for you to turn down
this offer just because of how you feel
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about me.
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Jason, let's not mention... No, no, no,
no. Your dad should overcome his
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feelings about me and save this house.
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Why hurt your wife, your daughter,
yourself, all in the name of some
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pride?
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Foolish?
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Don't use your shrink talk on me!
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The day I accept one dime of your money
will be the day they bury me.
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I think that went well, don't you?
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Yeah, Jerry, listen.
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Call Bruce Vinegar.
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Tell him to party central to 15 Robin
Hood Lane.
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Yeah. Uh, excuse me. Slug is it?
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I don't think we should invite any more
people.
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Well, what's it to you?
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Didn't you hear? The bozo that lives
here?
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Parents are out of town.
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Bozo? Hey, listen.
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Remember me?
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Linda McManus.
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We had a karate class together.
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Yeah, yeah, of course I remember you.
You have got killer hands.
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I mean, I didn't mean... I know what you
mean.
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Mike, come here.
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Would you excuse me for just a second?
Okay, but just a second.
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Michael,
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there are two guys out back throwing up
and a guy upstairs shaving.
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I mean, this has got to be the coolest
party I've ever been to.
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Shaving?
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Mike, I need a couple bucks. Your mom's
car ran out of gas.
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Eddie, you can't take my mom's car.
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I didn't. Frank did.
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Who's Frank?
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I thought you knew him.
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No.
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All right.
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Gus's pizza mobile wouldn't start,
right? So he calls Frank and says we'd
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to pick up our own pizzas. And since
they're free, could we make a couple
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deliveries? In my mom's car?
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What was Frank supposed to do? What was
Frank?
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What was Frank supposed to do?
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All right, all right, all right.
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Relax, baby. It's under control.
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Now just give me a little gas money.
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Jake, Dad, take the money. It's your
home, too.
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Well, your father's the boss. And on our
wedding day, I promise to love, honor,
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and obey.
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Mom, Mom, Mom. Every modern woman knows
obey is just a figure of speech. Maybe
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that's why every modern woman seems to
get divorced.
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Kate, the kids are glued to the piano.
They're waiting for one of your songs.
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Oh, good. I just got the sheet music to
Like a Virgin.
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Actually, they're not glued. They're
handcuffed.
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Oh, Jason, I got nowhere with my mother.
It's up to us. What are we going to do?
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What are we going to do?
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I don't have the slightest idea.
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Well, we can't let them lose their home.
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Jason, all they need is $6 ,000.
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Well, correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't we
just offer your father money?
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And you're giving up just because he
said he'd rather be dead?
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Forgive me. What was I thinking?
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It's better.
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Okay.
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So what's your plan?
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I don't have a plan.
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Do you think it's wise to proceed
without a plan?
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We just heard this record.
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That was great.
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The band should be here any minute.
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The party is completely out of control.
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I know, man. Congratulations.
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I've got to do something to stop it
without everybody thinking I'm a wimp.
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That's like it. I'd like to make a party
yesterday.
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Hey, bud.
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Excuse me. Do you mind if I cut in?
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years.
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Hello, police?
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Yeah, this is, um, Mr. Gandhi.
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Yes, Bob Gandhi.
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Yes, I am a very peace -loving man, and
I am living on Robin Hood Lane.
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Yes, it is normally a very peaceful
street, but tonight there is a very,
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loud party at number 15.
251
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,760
Yes, it is, I believe, the fever home.
252
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:16,500
It isn't very hard to believe, since
they are such a loving, peaceful family.
253
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:21,360
Yes, and please be going easy on this
evil boy called Mike.
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00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:27,260
He's a very, very spiritual boy, and
none of this could possibly be his
255
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:29,900
Still busy.
256
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,720
I wonder who Mike will be talking to.
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Mom, come and take your turn.
258
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Yeah. Am I doing this right?
259
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,300
Is he in his den? Yeah.
260
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:43,930
Okay, Maggie, you're the one who wanted
me to come up with a plan.
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What are you going to do?
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I have no idea.
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Ed?
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Come to make another generous offer, did
you?
265
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,510
Ready with another gracious turndown?
266
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:06,030
No, I didn't come to offer you anything,
Ed, except an apology.
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Here.
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00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:13,970
I request it.
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00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,530
Well,
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00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:21,109
you know, I thought that maybe deep down
I really did want to embarrass you a
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little when I offered you that money. I
admit that.
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I'm sorry.
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Sit down.
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Grab a couple of glasses there. Okay.
275
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:35,550
Game of checkers?
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00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250
Sure.
277
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,550
How are we going to get any ginger ale
in these?
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00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:43,910
Ginger ale?
279
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:46,990
That's Irish, man.
280
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,410
No, you can't drink that straight.
281
00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:52,650
Blasphemy! Oh, big talk.
282
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,290
Well, you just what?
283
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,150
A one -sip big deal.
284
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,590
Bet you can't drain that. Keep watching.
285
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,630
$100. You're on.
286
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,940
Well, well. Can't be that tough.
287
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,560
Double or nothing says I can do it.
288
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840
You?
289
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,580
You're on.
290
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,880
I won again.
291
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,240
Well, you have to give me a chance to
get even.
292
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,320
Ben Carroll? Go ribbon!
293
00:18:38,140 --> 00:18:39,620
Where are the cops?
294
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:40,920
Where are the cops?
295
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,440
Let's shove all the furniture into the
kitchen.
296
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,860
Um, Michael, tell your mother she should
have her brakes checked.
297
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:58,240
Oh, brakes are still in the back seat,
and for the record, he puked. Not me.
298
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,140
Pizza! Remove that.
299
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:08,940
All right, that's it.
300
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,240
Cops or no cops, this party is over.
301
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,240
It's like my life.
302
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:51,100
this is not cool i don't care i want all
you people especially you slug just
303
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,870
double or nothing, starting at $100.
304
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:31,510
Right. So you owe me, then one goes to
two, that's four, eight, 16, 32, $6
305
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,610
$6 ,400?
306
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:36,530
What?
307
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,710
That's what it comes to. I don't get it
either.
308
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:44,110
Oh, sure you don't, Ed. No, no, nice
job. You got me.
309
00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,710
How did I do that? I only had three
shots.
310
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,540
You never got all the way through one of
yours.
311
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:55,000
The big Ed finally shows the overpaid
psychiatrist just who's smarter.
312
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I don't like to be taken, Ed.
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00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:00,560
I didn't take you.
314
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,700
I won that fair and square.
315
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,240
Well, I'm not paying.
316
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:07,460
The hell you're not. I want my money.
317
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,300
Well?
318
00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:16,520
Jason, you're not leaving this house
until I get my $6 ,400.
319
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,700
We get to keep our house and you get to
keep your pride.
320
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,520
Hey, I told you I'd take care of you,
didn't I?
321
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:32,260
Thank you, honey.
322
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:35,900
Hey, I just lost six grand and I may
lose my lunch.
323
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,000
I knew you'd take care of me.
324
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,840
Thanks for your help, officer. I can
handle it from here. You are very, very
325
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,160
welcome, Mr. Gandhi.
326
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,320
We came with Grandma and Grandpa. Oh,
fine, fine.
327
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,100
Actually, your father was a hero this
weekend. He saved a house.
328
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600
Oh, really?
329
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,040
What a coincidence.
330
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,860
What?
331
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,160
Oh, you know, it's just nice to know
that you guys are up there and I was
332
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,500
here. Hey, it's a wonderful world.
333
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,600
I thought your manure spreading job was
over yesterday.
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