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Show me that smile again.
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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.
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We're nowhere near the end.
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The best is that it can begin.
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Oh, as long as...
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Taking the A train.
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Mike, what are the wise men doing on the
train track?
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They're wise men. They must know what
they're doing.
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Mike, come on.
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It's a miracle.
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Mike.
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We three kings, we know what we like
spent.
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Christmas with our friend Mike.
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Dan, stop that. You'll get to open one
present after dinner.
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But I thought you said everyone's
Christmas Eve present would have a big
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on it.
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It will.
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Well, everyone has one with a big red
bow on it except me.
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Well, maybe we should tell them the
truth, guys.
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What truth?
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Well, Ben, you're adopted.
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And Santa doesn't know your new address.
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Mom! Mike.
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The only one of us kids who's adopted is
Mike.
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I'm not adopted.
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Not yet.
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I'm surprised I'm definitely not here.
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Well, Ben, maybe Santa just hasn't
brought it yet.
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Oh, come on. There's no such thing as
Santa.
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Hey, Ben.
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You know that for a fact?
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Okay, okay. I tell you what.
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I'll go get myself some Christmas.
cookies, and who knows?
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Maybe Santa will decide this is the
perfect opportunity to bring my present.
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Know what I mean?
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So when are you guys going to pick it
up? Around four.
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He's going to be so excited.
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So, Jason, how excited am I going to be
about my present?
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Well, it depends. Have you been naughty
or have you been nice?
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I've been nice and naughty.
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Santa likes it when you talk like that.
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Hey, everybody, it's snowing. Oh, right,
right, it's Christmas.
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Look at that. Oh, it's beautiful.
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You know, Christmas is sort of neat.
Just the five of us hanging out in a
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warm house, kind of getting into the
spirit.
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Mike?
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You think I like being obnoxious all the
time?
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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I'll get it.
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What did we do to be blessed with such a
child?
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Dad, it's one of your patients.
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Mr. Bodewell.
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I think the suit looks great.
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I gotta talk to you, Doc.
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Aren't you supposed to be playing
standing down at the orphanage? I can't
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through with that.
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Why not?
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Watch this.
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Ho, ho.
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Let's talk.
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Vulture, when I saw you last week, you
were so excited about playing Santa for
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those kids at the orphanage. What
happened?
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Doc, the kids are going to hate me.
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Now, why should they hate you?
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Same reason everybody hates me. I make
people uncomfortable.
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Look at you. You're fidgeting. I'm not
fidgeting.
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Okay, now, Walter, what's the one thing
in your life that bothers you the most?
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Those little subscription cards that
fall out of magazines.
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Walter.
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Being alone.
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Yes. And don't you think those kids at
the orphanage are lonely, too?
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Yeah. But I don't know how to talk to
kids, Doc.
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Well, relax. Just be yourself.
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You'll know what to say.
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Well, I've been kicking around a few
things. Well, good.
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Imagine you've just come into the
orphanage and you're surrounded by all
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happy little faces.
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And what do you say?
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To whom it may concern, it has come to
my
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attention that tomorrow is Christmas.
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Consequently, I bring items in
conjunction with... Walter, I wonder if,
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accountant, you might have a tendency to
be able to... I know, I know.
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Too formal?
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Walter, I don't know that that much talk
is expected of Santa.
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I might just go with something more
traditional, you know, like, ho, ho, ho,
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boy, do I have gifts for you.
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You have obviously worked with children.
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Come on, Walter, you'll be fine. No,
Doc, I don't even know if I brought the
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right gifts. You can't go wrong with
kids. They love gifts.
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See what you got here.
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Ground beef?
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Go ahead, say it.
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Should have bought pork.
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Well, that's a close call, Walter.
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Come on, what else have you got?
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Tupperware.
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Sure, I thought it goes with the beef.
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You know, they'll use it to mix up some
Swedish meatballs or... The
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gifts are wrong.
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Doc, I want to give these kids something
that's going to make them happy, but I
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don't know what to bring.
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Walter, I'm going to throw out something
kind of crazy now.
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Toys.
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Toys?
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Toys!
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Doc, that is so crazy.
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That just might work.
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You guys can't fool me.
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You're going to get my present.
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Nonsense, Ben. We're going to the
blacksmith.
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Carol needs new shoes.
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Actually, we're going to return all of
Mike's gifts.
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You take his Porsche. What?
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particular folk hero.
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I wouldn't say that too loudly.
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Bye, guys. All right, bye -bye. Bye.
Have fun.
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See you later.
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My Carol, Carol, my.
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Do you know what Christmas means to me?
It means caring, sharing.
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We're not telling you, Ben.
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But I like your style.
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talk to to get some hard facts around
here.
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Well, I'd look for a fat man in a red
suit.
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Mr. Bubba, is your father here?
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No, he stepped out for a minute.
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Would you like to come in and wait?
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No, I can't wait.
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Okay, I'll tell him you were here. Merry
Christmas.
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He sure looked unhappy.
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Bye.
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One dollar for the hiding place.
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Ben, that's hardly the Christmas spirit.
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Ten bucks.
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Jingle bells, jingle bells.
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I wasn't going to tell him.
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Not for less than 20.
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Who's up there?
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Who do you think?
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Get out of there, kid.
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Look, I'm coming down. I don't want you
to see this.
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Well, if it's any easier for you, you
can throw my present down.
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Presents? Oh, okay.
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I'll give you a present.
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Raw meat?
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You got a problem with that?
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Well, it wasn't my first choice.
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Christmas Eve.
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stuff your face kind of holiday.
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Come on, Ben, let's have some eggnog.
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Mike, Carol, Sam's on the roof and look
what he gave me.
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Raw meat?
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Ben, what are you talking about?
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down your chimney.
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Head first.
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Oh, my God, he's going to commit suicide
in our fireplace.
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Okay, I'm going to call the cops.
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No, no cops.
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Okay, I didn't say cops.
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I said, uh, mops.
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Yeah, well, uh, no mops either.
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Right, no mops.
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Right, or cleaning supplies of any kind.
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Even after he jumped?
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I miss you both well.
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Why don't you come down and have some
eggnog?
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I'm about to kill myself, you're
offering me eggnog?
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Well, it says here, festive for all
occasions.
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Okay,
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Ben, your turn.
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It's a child's dream come true.
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Nice try, kid.
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But I know the truth.
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You hate me.
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Everybody, everybody hates me.
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That's why I can't go on living.
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But you have to go on living.
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Why?
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Wait a second, I'll tell you.
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study, Life Without Hope.
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Mr. Bodewell?
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Mr. Bodewell, are you there?
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Yeah, sure. I didn't think you were
finished reading.
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Mr. Bodewell, please don't jump.
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Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa
Claus. Right down our chimney.
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What? Mr. Bodewell's on the roof and
he's about... I have to jump down the
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chimney.
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Oh, my God.
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Mr. Baldwin?
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Walter? Don't come near me, Doc. I swear
I'll die.
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Okay, don't worry. I'll stay right here.
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I just want to talk to you. I don't want
to talk. I want to die.
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Walter, your problems are temporary.
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Death is permanent.
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You jump and there's no second chance.
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Walter, what are you doing?
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I want to make sure I'm going to fit.
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I'll be damned if I'm going to get stuck
in there.
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What happened this afternoon?
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Kids at the orphanage hated me.
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Well, I find that hard to believe,
Walter.
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And you played Santa to a bunch of eight
-year -olds.
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Could it be that you misinterpreted
their response?
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Oh, you tell me.
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This Santa eats fruitcake.
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That's right. A man on the roof
threatening to jump down the chimney.
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Well, he's a rather large man in a red
suit with a white beard.
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No, he doesn't have any reindeer.
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Walter, I understand what you're going
through. Things look bleak for you right
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now, but you can't do this.
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You're right.
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Now with the jacket on, I'm never going
to fit.
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Walter, your life is too valuable. Don't
come near me.
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Let's face it, Doc.
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My life is a big zero.
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I wake up every day and I'm wondering
why.
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Divide the circumference by pi.
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Why?
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Why me?
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Why was I chosen to be Walter Bodewell,
the man whose destiny was to...
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Damn, my batteries are dead.
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Doc, would you please tell me one thing?
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What, Walter?
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What's 39 divided by 3 .1416?
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Walter, I'm not going to help you with
this.
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Oh, well, fine.
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Have it your way.
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Walter.
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Walter, you want to be happy.
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You don't want to give up like this. Why
shouldn't I, huh, Doc?
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You tell me, why shouldn't I give up? I
mean, if I can't make it as Santa Claus
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with a bunch of eight -year -old
orphans, how am I supposed to make it as
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Bodewell? Well, you work at it, Walter.
You chip away at each problem.
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You speak from the heart.
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Occasionally without a prepared
statement.
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And then when you listen back, you know,
you start to sound just like everybody
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else. You're human, Walter.
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That means occasionally you're going to
have some pain and sometimes you're
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going to feel lonely.
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But if you just keep reaching out,
there's going to be somebody there to
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you a hand.
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Thanks, Doc.
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Goodbye.
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Walter!
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Oh, that's it.
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That's it. What's it? I see it now.
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Yeah, this is a good idea, Walter. I'm
going to kill myself, too.
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That's it. You just have a problem, and
you jump down the chimney, Walter. No,
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you can't do that.
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Why not, Walter? It's my chimney.
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What are you talking about?
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Walter, you think you're the only one
with problems?
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Well, I got a problem, too, Walter,
because I got a big guy on my roof. I've
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been counseling for four years, and he's
threatening to kill himself.
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Because I can't talk him out of it. I
can't live without my conscience,
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No, no!
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Excuse me.
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Do you mind if I go first? Doc, I'm not
going to let you do this. You have a
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wife. You have children.
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Their Christmas is pretty much shot as
it is.
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You are crazy.
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Don't try to stop me, Walter.
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No, Doc, I can't let you do this!
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Doc, quit whining. It's really pathetic.
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It's not me.
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Well, what is it?
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So you bought a puppy for your kid for
Christmas?
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Mm -hmm.
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He's been asking for one for years, so I
guess he found it a little early.
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Yeah.
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What kind of puppy is it?
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Brown!
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What is he doing?
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Look at my face!
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Man, what are you? I used to have a dog.
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I had a German Shepherd.
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Was he a nice dog?
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Oh, yeah.
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He was the only guy who didn't get
uncomfortable when he was around me.
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I remember we used to have this great
game we played together.
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It was called... Ball.
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You mean you'd throw the ball and he'd
go fetch it?
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That would have worked, too.
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What happened to him?
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He died.
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17 years ago.
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He was the last person I ever lived
with.
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Were you sad?
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Yeah.
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Did you cry?
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Yes.
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Are you still going to kill yourself
then?
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I don't know.
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Well, if you don't kill yourself, you
can... have my puppy.
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Hello?
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Mr. Bodewell?
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Mom, what happened to him?
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I don't know, honey.
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Mr. Bodewell?
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Dad?
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Jason?
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Jason?
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Yes?
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Dad?
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Mr. Bodewell?
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Jason, are you okay?
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Yeah, I think we're okay. This is my
puppy.
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He's a nice one.
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Merry Christmas.
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Ho,
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ho! Ho!
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Oh, and now it's time for the opening of
the Fever Family Christmas Eve present.
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Yay!
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I didn't buy any of these presents, so
if you don't like your present, it's not
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my fault.
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Walter.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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Better, better.
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Okay, this one's for Carol.
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This one's for Mike.
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Oh.
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Dear Mike, this has been handed down in
our family for three generations to each
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man as he comes of age.
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I think we better switch.
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Wouldn't break family tradition.
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00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,370
Oh, thank you.
327
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,630
Oh,
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00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,970
thank you, thank you.
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All right.
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Improved cook of the year.
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Does that mean you all want me to make
Christmas dinner?
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Sighting and romantic gift I've been
waiting all day for? That's the one.
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Ta -da!
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Right here, let me show you how it
works.
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00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:52,780
Oh.
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00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,520
Say hello.
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00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,100
Oh, Jason, they're beautiful.
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00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:03,020
Thank you, honey. Thank you. They look
real, though.
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Ben,
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I'm so sorry.
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There's no gift for you.
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Do you want Nick back?
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No, Walter.
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He's yours.
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00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,320
Walter, why don't you check the bag?
Maybe Santa left something for Ben.
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00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,800
No, it's empty.
347
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,080
Well, why don't you check it anyway?
There might be something there.
348
00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:28,020
Yeah. No, really, it's empty. See, we
put the ground beef in the freezer.
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Walter, check the bag.
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Oh, okay.
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Yes, I'll take them.
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00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,400
Oh, wow!
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There is a present for Ben.
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00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:46,090
There is?
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00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,670
Wow, a puppy for me.
356
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:56,330
He looks just like Nick. Well, thank
you, all of you, for everything.
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Nick is beautiful.
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So is my puppy. I think I'll name her
Walter.
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Not to say that I believe in Santa
Claus, but in life, Walter, you'll find
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pays to hedge your bets.
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