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Show me that smile again.
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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.
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We're nowhere near the end.
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The best is that it should begin.
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Oh, as long as we got it.
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We should never quit dreaming as long as
we keep on giving.
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We can take anything that comes our way.
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Baby, rain or shine, all the time.
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We got each other, sharing the love too.
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Telephone bill, letter from your mother?
Mm -hmm.
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Simone's of Syosset, sexy sleepwear?
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Hmm.
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I wonder how we got this.
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I don't know.
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Could it be because it's addressed to a
Dr. Jason Seaver?
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Is it now?
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Mm -hmm.
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You know, I've been getting this darn
junk mail ever since I sent away for
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Whitman's greatest hits. Mm -hmm.
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The winter catalog.
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Jason, a woman could freeze in an outfit
like this.
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They keep me warm.
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Oh, I can't believe this. Seamless,
strapless, only true.
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Blueberry, raspberry, trail mix.
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Well, who says you can't eat well and
have a little fun, too?
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Not me.
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What are you eating, Mom?
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Oh, just this diet magazine we got in
the mail. It's garbage.
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Mom, Dad, hold on to your hats. We have
got a speckled chickadee out by the
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garage. So?
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So?
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Good God, woman.
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Don't you realize that the speckled
chickadee is almost exclusively
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to the lower Adirondack Valley?
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We have got a freak of nature out there.
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got a freak of nature in here, too.
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Gee, Mike, I didn't realize you were
such a woodsy kind of guy.
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Me? Heck, yeah.
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I mean, sometimes I feel more at home
outdoors than I do in my own bedroom.
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That's because outdoors is cleaner.
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I'm serious, Dad. I mean, nature's
always been a great release for me from
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pressures of suburban life.
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And that's why what you want is to go
camping with Jimmy and Boner and Boner's
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older brother, Mitch.
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He's the most mature guy in the whole
high school.
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He ought to be. He's 21.
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So, Mike, what do you and your friends
plan to do all weekend?
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Breathe free, Mom.
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And once you get the hang of that, then
what happens?
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Then, the usual. A little fishing,
hiking, bird biking, bird watching,
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like that. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What was that right before bird
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watching?
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Bird biking.
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Dirt biking.
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I said dirt biking, okay?
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Oh.
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Jason, may I have a word with you in the
living room?
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What? She said, may I have a word with
you in the living room?
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What's wrong with you people?
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Well, here we are in the living room to
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discuss my turbine.
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Come on, Jason. I think it's important
that we present a unified front to the
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kids.
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I wish I knew what they were saying.
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I know what they're saying.
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We've got to present a unified front to
the kids.
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And Dad is saying, come on, Maggie, I
know Mike screwed up before, but we
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raise the kid in a bubble.
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Honey, he could get killed right here.
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He could fall down the stairs. He could
drown in the tub.
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He could choke on my pastrami surprise.
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Well, that does it. Tomorrow we're going
to get that kid a bubble.
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Come on, who's kidding who? I mean,
they're not going to let me go camping
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because it's fun.
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Mike. I know, I know. You guys don't
have any fun, so you don't want me to
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any fun.
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Mike, they didn't want to have you.
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Mike, we decided to let you go camping.
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I can?
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All right!
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But you can't go dirt biking.
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I can't go dirt biking?
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Dad, what does she mean I can't go dirt
biking?
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Well, my interpretation would be you
can't go dirt biking.
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I knew you guys didn't want me to have
any fun.
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Mike, it's not a question of fun. It's a
question of death.
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But, Mom, I could get killed right here
at home.
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Well, frankly, your mother and I
discussed that, and we prefer it that
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All right.
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I don't believe you guys.
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Hey, Mike, there's something you ought
to consider here.
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We don't have to let you go at all.
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And all of a sudden, the dream changes.
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I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth.
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And then, they're not my teeth anymore.
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And it's not my face.
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It gets all ugly and weird.
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It's either the elephant man or Mike!
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And then, uh, this part gets a little
fuzzy.
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Ben, I paid you at the beginning of this
dream. But this one's extra long.
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Look, I'm a poor student working on a
paper.
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Okay, from now on, it's 50 cents per
dream up.
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front no matter what the line.
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Ah, it's clear now.
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The Simone's catalog.
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Mm -hmm. I thought you threw that away.
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Oh, I did, but somehow it found its way
back home.
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Well, maybe some good Samaritan passing
by saw it fall out of the garbage,
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noticed the address, and returned it.
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And taped it back together.
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You're a very good Samaritan.
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And slipped it into my lingerie drawer.
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Possibly a great Samaritan.
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Something tells me that you'd like to
see me in one of those outfits.
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No. Not even a little bit?
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I'm not that kind of guy.
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Oh, of course not, Jason.
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But if you had to be that kind of guy, I
mean, let's just say, let's just say
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there was a gun at your head. Which one
would you pick?
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Nah, Maggie, I didn't even... Page 17,
item 2693.
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With the whiffle.
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Just off the top of my head. Uh -huh,
Devin.
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Call of the Wild.
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In pink.
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Boy, Ben had the weirdest dream.
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I think he's got some deep -rooted
anxieties toward Mike.
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Who doesn't?
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I wish I didn't. Maggie.
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Oh, Jason, he's out there in the
wilderness.
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With Boner.
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Did we make a mistake?
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Maybe. Fifteen years ago.
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So we agreed not to worry about it this
weekend. Oh, I know. I just hope he's
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okay.
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I want you, Joanne. I need you because
I'm a man, he snorted. And so at last,
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finally, I mean now, I get to realize my
dream.
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Which is?
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To be continued next month's issue. Oh,
great.
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Well, this thing doesn't even have a
centerfold.
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Oh, way to go, boner.
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You're up, Seaver.
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Ah, look, Mitch, I told you, I dirt
-biked my brains out last summer, and
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kind of burned out on the experience.
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Wait a minute, Seaver. Didn't you tell
me last week that you never tried one of
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these? Yeah, one of these.
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I mean, this is the Oshima 705.
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Now, I've tried the 702, 703, 704, and
almost everything else.
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Oshima don't make a 704, Seaver.
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Yeah, because when I tested the
prototype... I told him it was a piece
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garbage.
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You're not afraid of the 705, are you,
Mikey?
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Hey, look, I'm just not supposed to.
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Who says?
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Your mommy?
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No, not my mommy.
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My mommy.
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The jokes don't stop coming with you
guys, do they?
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Well, you see, the fact is that...
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Well, several prominent doctors have
advised that breaking any more bones
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kind of ruin my chances of turning pro.
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I didn't know they had professional
wusses.
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I'm not a wuss, okay? No, no, no, no,
no. He's not a wuss. He just does a good
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imitation of one.
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Now get off.
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Ooh, Mikey's mad.
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Give me the bike.
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I'm not doing any stunts.
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Look at him go.
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Wow. I didn't realize those things would
go through a bush like that.
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Now he's got his elbows wrapped around
the handlebars.
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Look, he's hanging from the tailpipe.
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And he said he wasn't going to do any
stunts.
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I couldn't find him anywhere.
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You don't think he went over the cliff,
do you?
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Well, if he did, that means more red for
us.
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Hey, guys, it's gone.
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Jeez, Siva, we thought you brought it up
there.
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Oh, you mean my trick dismount?
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You mean you expect us to believe that
you did that on purpose?
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Yeah, of course I do. Look, you're my
friend. You're not all that bright.
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Whoa.
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Look at the back of his pants.
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That's my pants.
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They're not there.
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We better go home and get him to the
doctor.
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No, no, man, look, I'm fine, really.
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She needs to sit down for a minute.
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Ah, McManus.
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Bartholomew McManus.
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Well, Bartholomew. Just call me Barth.
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The doctor will see you in a moment. Why
don't you just have a seat?
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Okay.
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No, no, I sit all day.
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I'll need Mrs. Crampton's x -ray.
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Michael!
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Michael Thiever!
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Dr. McCloskey, look, I didn't think you
worked on weekends.
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Don't you have that substitute doctor?
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Oh, you mean Dr. Emmett? No, he's on
vacation this week.
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Well, you must be very busy. Look, I'll
come back some other time. Nonsense,
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nonsense. Here, jump up here.
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Now, what seems to be the trouble?
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I guess that says it all.
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We'll have a look.
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Just a little scratch, Doc.
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Oh, that looks bad, Mike.
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Broken in half.
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Not really. Was that you?
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How did this happen, Mike?
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Tell you the truth, Doc. It's kind of
always been like this. Just acting up.
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Mike.
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Okay, okay. I was at a party and I sat
on a hot pizza.
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Oh. Well, there seemed to be some
abrasions.
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Those are cheese burns.
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And what about the gravel?
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Uh, we didn't know to that.
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people start yelling, hey, look, it's on
Inside Out!
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Now, is this before or after the one
where you were Ben the Forgotten
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It was before that and after the one
where I turned into the human hot dog.
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Ben, you know I'm getting graded on this
paper. You're not just making this
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stuff up, are you?
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No, Carol.
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These are real dreams.
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You swear?
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make up a dream.
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Great. Well, this should be enough for
penetrating the psychological profile of
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the real Ben Thiever.
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Penetrating and crossing the line.
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Jason, you are crazy.
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Why? Because I was born to be wild?
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No, because you have a dirt bike in my
living room.
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Well, we also have a very unhappy boy up
at Bear Mountain right now, so I
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thought, why not go out and rent a bike
and teach him how to ride myself?
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What a sweet and incredibly terrifying
idea.
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Maggie, I know what I'm doing. I used to
ride a Harley for crying out loud.
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I know, sweetheart.
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I visited you in the hospital.
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Hey, that cow came out of nowhere.
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I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill
you back.
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You can't. You'll be dead. Not if I go
slowly.
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Whoa, hold on. I'll do the killing
around here.
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Ben ruined my paper.
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Not the portrait of the sleeping nine
-year -old.
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He said all the dreams he sold me were
real. And now I catch him on the front
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lawn buying a nightmare from Ralph
Finsterwald.
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Hey, I said... They're real dreams. I
didn't say they were mine.
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Pen? Well, I bought a few awesome
friends.
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I barely broke even.
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Pen.
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Okay, okay, so I made a 200 % profit.
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Is that such a crime?
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But you ruined my paper. Now all my
conclusions are meaningless.
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Oh, I don't know, Carol. I think there
might still be a paper in this
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Say, uh, the emergence of the criminal
mind?
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Or the effects of swift and severe
punishment, such as doing your sister's
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chores for a whole weekend.
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What?
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Oh, I think it'll take a lot more than a
weekend to get reliable data.
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I need at least a week.
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Sounds like a good idea to me. What do
you say, Ben?
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I hate it.
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Okay, we'll make it a month.
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A week sounds fair.
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Ben, Ben, never sell your dreams.
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Not at these prices.
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Mike?
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Mom!
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Have you lost weight?
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What are you doing here?
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Here?
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Here, Mom?
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Let me ask you this. What are any of us
doing here?
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It's a timeless question.
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I think a dead philosopher once said...
Mike!
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What are you doing here?
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Dead!
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Have you lost weight?
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Mike, how come you're home a day early?
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Ah, well, to tell you the truth, Mom, I
kind of got in a little argument with
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Boner. Ah, I'm sorry to hear that, but
I'm glad you're home, Mike, because I
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have a surprise for you.
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Come on.
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Take a look.
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Why are you walking like that?
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I'm just trying to keep the suspense
alive, Mom.
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There she is, Mike.
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Is that a mean machine or what?
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It is the Yashima 705.
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You ever see one of these babies?
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Uh, yeah, once. It was going the other
way.
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Your father rented it for the weekend so
he could teach you how to ride?
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Oh, gee, what a dad, what a pal, what a
guy.
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I'm off to bed now.
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Mike. Mike.
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Come on. Plant that duff up here.
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Which duff? Where?
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Come on, Mike. Go.
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Come on.
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Ah. Comfortable.
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Come on. Sit down.
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It's not going to bite you.
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It's got great suspension, too. Hey.
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Look at that.
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Miggy, I think he likes it.
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We've got a wind in our hair already.
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Jason, might I have a word with you?
Yeah, Dad, have words. Have lots of
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Nothing that says it quite like words.
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Jason, that was Dr. McCloskey on the
phone.
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Seems Mike stopped by there today.
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Yeah, what for?
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Well, it turns out he had some pretty
bad bruises and abrasions on his...
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gluteal region.
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Well, why didn't he tell us?
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Oh.
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Now, could these be the kind of bruises
that you get from, uh, say, falling off
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a dirt bike?
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Well, you know, I just happened to ask
Dr. McCluskey the same question. And he
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said? It's either that or a freak
shaving accident.
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Oh, Mike!
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Yeah, Dad?
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Ready to go biking?
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Ah, now, Dad?
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Yeah, yeah, come on.
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We're going to take this little puppy
over some of the roughest terrain on
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Island. Uh -huh. You know, your father
was out all day scouting for potholes.
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Potholes. Yeah.
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And if you were real men, you'd do it
without shock absorbers.
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Then let's take him off. Mike, what do
you say?
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Ah, no, no, Dad. I don't think we should
do this.
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I mean, dirt bikes are death machines.
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People fall off and get hurt.
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No, no way.
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Only a bone brain would fall off.
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Come on. Let's get your rear end gear.
Let's go, Mike. Come on, Mike.
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Look, please don't make me.
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00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:45,890
But why not?
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Because I'm a bone brain, all right?
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00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:54,330
I mean, I fell off one of these things
at Bear Mountain.
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I promised I wouldn't ride it, but I
did, and I got hurt.
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I mean, you warned me, and I didn't
listen to you.
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You were right.
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You're always right.
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Personally, I find that annoying.
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What is it with you people?
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I don't know, Jason. What is it with us
people?
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We can't help it. We're older.
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We're wiser.
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00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:17,510
I find that annoying, too.
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00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:19,610
Then wait till you hear this.
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I think we agree that you should spend
the next week in your room.
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Can I spend it lying on my face?
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All right.
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00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:33,150
Thanks. Hey, Mike.
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What really upsets us is not just that
you went and rode the dirt bike, but
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you tried to deceive us.
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And if you get hurt, we need to know.
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Does that mean that if I had told you
guys, I wouldn't be punished?
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No.
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Just checking.
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What a pity to waste this.
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It's rented for the whole weekend.
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Oh, well, I don't know.
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Hot.
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Very hot.
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Can you sit like that for the entire
rental period?
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00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:21,340
Well, I've got a better idea.
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00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,220
Why don't we just take a little spin
upstairs?
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00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,860
Oh!
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00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:30,720
I did a little shopping at Simone's of
Syoss today. Picked up Call of the Wild.
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Thank you.
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In chocolate.
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Get your motor running.
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Come on, Mike. Let's go.
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I'm not going.
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Oh, come on, Mike. We'll miss the movie.
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Come on. People will see me.
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00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,570
They want us to drive in.
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00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:58,650
Okay.
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