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Show me that smile again.
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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.
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We're nowhere near the end.
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The test is ready to begin.
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Oh, as long as we got each other, we got
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the world spinning right.
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As long as we keep on giving, we can
take anything that
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comes our way. Baby, rain or shine, all
the time, we got each
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other, sharing the love.
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She is definitely a Wendy.
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Uh -uh. He is clearly a Sam.
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Dad, I think I know my own plant.
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She's a Wendy.
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Carol, I went to medical school, okay?
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So, uh, I think I can settle this.
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That's a Wendy.
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What are you two doing?
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Oh, well, it's an experiment.
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I've been talking to Wendy here and
giving...
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What's his name? The silent treatment.
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And we'll see which one grows faster.
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And the winner becomes tonight's salad.
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Dad, there's a girl here for Mike.
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Dad, did you just leave her standing
outside?
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She's a girl, Mom.
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What do you want me to do? Let her in?
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Sounds like you have some pretty strong
feelings about girls.
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No, I just don't like them. Well, Dad.
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When a friend comes to the door, you
should let them in.
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Why, hello.
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Hi.
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Is Mike home?
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Possibly.
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Quite possibly.
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Let me check.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Please.
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Come in.
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Would you like to have a seat?
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I'm Maggie, Mike's mother. This is
Jason. Hello. Ben.
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Carol. And you are?
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Lisa.
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Mike's, like, friend.
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You have to forgive him. He doesn't like
girls.
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Well, actually, I, like, don't consider
myself a girl.
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I consider myself a woman.
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And rightly so, I'm sure.
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I'll call Mike.
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Mike?
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Oh, I'm sorry. He doesn't seem to be
here.
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Guess he doesn't like girls either.
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We'll see about that.
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So, Lisa.
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Dip? No.
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Hey, Lisa.
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What a funny surprise.
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I was just in the neighborhood breaking
up with my old boyfriend.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. I was just too immature.
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Oh?
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Was he younger than you?
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No. He was 27.
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What an amazing coincidence, because I
was just up on the phone breaking up
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my old girlfriend.
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She was 43.
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Yeah, and dog years, maybe.
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Uh, you guys haven't seen Uncle Steve in
a while. Why don't you go take a walk
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by his place?
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Mike, your Uncle Steve's in Connecticut.
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So?
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And he's dead.
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You guys go have a snack?
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Right, okay.
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All right, come on, guys.
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Lisa, very nice to meet you. You too.
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See you,
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Maggie.
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You don't mind if I call you Maggie, do
you?
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Nah.
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God, Dad, did Lisa talk that?
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I didn't notice.
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Oh, come on, Dad. She might as well have
had no shirt on at all.
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Yeah, well, all things considered, I'm
glad she didn't choose to go that route.
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Me too.
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Carol,
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why don't you take Ben and go outside?
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Why?
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Because I need to talk to your father.
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About Mike's friend with the Major
League Yabos?
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Ouch. Both of you. Well, what are we
supposed to do outside?
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I don't care. Talk to the lawn.
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No, it needs mowing as it is.
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Oh, did you see the top that girl was
wearing?
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Jason, she's a tramp.
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Oh, come on, Maggie.
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No, I mean, I admit she doesn't dress
with a lot of... Clothing.
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Tape.
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But we don't know anything about the
girl.
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Jason, she was going out with a 27 -year
-old. Oh, and that makes her a tramp?
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Well, maybe they shared the same
interests.
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That makes her a tramp.
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Jason, she doesn't even giggle the way a
15 -year -old's supposed to giggle.
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Well, I'll call the National Guard.
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You know what I mean. When a 15 -year
-old girl comes to my door asking for my
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son, she should feel awkward and
uncomfortable.
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With this girl, I feel awkward and
uncomfortable.
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See, she giggles.
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My mistake.
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So, uh, do you think you guys could
leave?
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Why?
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So we can have some juice.
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You mean you can't have juice with us in
the room?
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Fine. Fine, but I don't know why you
guys bought a house with nine rooms if
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you're not going to use them.
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Subtle, Mike.
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So anyway, when I told Ed I was breaking
up with him, he like cried.
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So pathetic.
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Yeah, that is pathetic.
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I like never cry.
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Well,
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once when a car rode over my foot, I
went.
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You're like so cute, Mike.
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Hey, what can I say?
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Yeah, I'm cute.
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I'm damn cute.
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Plus, Ed was, like, super possessive. I
mean, he, like, got upset because I went
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camping with Phil Crawley, who's, like,
a friend, basically. Basically?
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Mom. I'm sorry.
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Lisa, so how did your parents feel about
you going out with a 27 -year -old? Oh,
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like my mother. She was bummed. Really?
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I think she wanted to go out with him.
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Well, I take it your parents are no
longer together then.
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What makes you say that?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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So, like anyway, Mike, you want to do
something tonight?
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Well, I did just end a very special
relationship.
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But I think I've moped around about that
long enough.
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Uh, Mike, don't forget that your father
and I are going out with the Kuzmans
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tonight, and you have to babysit Ben and
Carol.
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Can't we get a sitter?
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On this short notice, not one without an
axe.
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So, Ben and Carol are quick on their
feet.
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Mike.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, Mike, maybe I could, like, come
over here tonight.
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Yeah, that'd be... That'd be probably a
very boring way for Lisa to spend a
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Saturday night. Oh, it wouldn't be
boring, Maggie.
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I just love babysitting.
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Uh -huh.
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What a woman, huh, Mom?
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You betcha.
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You are the
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ugliest plant alive.
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Carol told me privately that she hates
you.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, I'm nothing, Mom.
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Okay, all set?
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Yeah. So, did you talk to him?
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Yeah. Well, what'd you say?
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Well, pretty much what you and I
discussed.
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Like what, specifically?
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Well, you know, it was one of those
father -son talks. Uh -huh. Forgive me,
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Jason. I have never had one of those
father -son talks.
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What did you say?
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Ah, well, that's where I say, uh... How
you doing, son? He says, pretty good,
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Dad. I say, is that mousse in your hair
or is it wet in the shower? Jake, you
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get to the good part.
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Honey, I just told him that in general,
I think that it's better to start slowly
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with a relationship.
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To get to know somebody.
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To get a... A medical report.
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That, too.
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So, uh, well, what do you think they'll
do tonight?
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Well, they'll probably watch TV.
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Oh.
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Jason, what if they, um, don't watch TV?
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I mean, he's only 15. He's too young to
not watch TV.
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Well, if two teenage kids want to get
together and not watch TV, they're going
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to find a way to do it.
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I'm tired. Let's stay home.
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I want to watch The Love Boat.
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Bob and Ellen are picking us up in three
minutes. Are you sure we shouldn't stay
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home?
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You know, what you have to remember is
that no matter where we are, there's
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always that little voice inside Mike's
head saying, Mike, this is your mother
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speaking.
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And that's when Mike says, Mom, what are
you doing here?
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And the little voice says, I just want
to remind you that I love you.
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And I'll always love you.
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Even if you break my heart by touching
that girl somewhere.
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Okay, okay, so you're saying I've
already saddled him with enough guilt to
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cripple him for life.
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No, no. I'm just, I'm saying that he
knows our values and he knows that we
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about him. And I know that he will
consider that any time he makes one of
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big decisions.
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I hope you're right.
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Nathan, we are not leaving this house.
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Maggie, the Kuzmans are here. Let's just
go.
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To hell with the Kuzmans.
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Come on, guys. Let's go.
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Do you want to go out there and tell Bob
and Ellen that we can't leave our house
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because there's a girl in it?
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Why not?
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Would you leave Carol in there with a
boy who looks like he just fell off an X
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-rated wedding cake?
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This is a double standard.
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life with fair Maggie. Let's go.
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Honey, I know what you're feeling, but
we should not try to make this decision
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for Mike.
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And no matter what happens, he's going
to live through it.
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That's comforting.
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I hate you.
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Do you know how long I've waited for
this?
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Shut up and hold me.
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God, you have so many places to hold.
Just pick one.
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This movie happens to be very dull.
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Maggie, Mike's going to be just fine.
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There's no story, no character, just a
lot of gratuitous sex thrown into booze
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tickets. We know. Sit down.
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How are theater owners going to know how
we feel about this garbage if we just
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sit through it? Or stand through it, in
your case.
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Oh, can it, will you?
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Maggie, let's just watch the movie,
okay?
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People like you should stay home and
watch The Love Boat.
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Well, uh, this is the guest room.
Thought about wraps up the tour of the
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Let's go back downstairs and we can
watch TV or something.
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Stay here.
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It's like night.
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Here?
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Uh, what would we do in here? I mean,
the TV downstairs is much more...
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Do you have any idea what you're doing
to me?
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Ah.
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Well, you know, I was just trying to
make my top lip match up, roughly.
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Here. I mean inside.
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Oh, inside.
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Well, you know, I find it's always so
hard to say what someone else feels
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inside.
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And my dad, who's a psychiatrist, he
says that no two people
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necessarily have to feel the exact same
inside.
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And... I don't...
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specifically remember him mentioning
steamy and tingling.
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I'll have to ask him about that.
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Oh, how about that social studies test
last Friday?
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I just got like a funny idea.
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Funnier than this?
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No. I mean, it just occurred to me.
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It's going to be the first time he's,
like, ever done it.
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Lisa,
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
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No, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
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That's just so rich.
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No, I'm not a virgin, Lisa.
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No.
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Not this cowboy.
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That's a relief.
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Because, like, believe it or not, it's
like guys out there our own age who have
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never done it.
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Yeah, rejects and nerds.
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Really?
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So... Where were we?
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I'm not sure.
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I remember.
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Did. Did not. Did too.
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Did not. I know you did something to
her. Did not.
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Ben, why don't you just admit you killed
Wendy and then I'll kill you and we'll
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both feel a lot better about the whole
thing. No.
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You're a killer and you know it.
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Both of you, neutral corner.
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Dad, the plant I was talking to is dead.
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Well, that does not bode well for the
rest of the family, does it?
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Dad, Ben killed Wendy.
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I did not. Stop saying that.
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Now, Ben, your sister's not one to make
these things up.
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You look me squarely in the eye and you
tell me that she's mistaken and then not
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another word will be said about it,
okay?
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Did you kill Wendy?
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No.
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Okay.
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Not exactly.
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I sent a mean thing to her and a leaf
fell off. But I tried to save
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her. I swear I tried to save her. How
exactly did you try to save her, man?
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do you think?
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Mix one capful of mighty plants with
eight gallons of water.
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What does that mean?
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Five to ten in the greenhouse.
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Kids, where's your brother?
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Oh, you mean Mr.
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Testosterone?
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I think he's in the kitchen.
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Hey, Mike.
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Mom.
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Where's Lisa?
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How should I know?
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Oh, did you two have a good time
together?
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Sure.
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Oh, what'd you do?
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We hung out.
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Did you watch any TV?
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No.
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What's that you're reading?
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Windsor. Good issue?
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Not much different from the last 11
issues.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Yeah, great.
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Good.
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Well, Lisa seems like a very interesting
girl.
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Yeah. What does that mean?
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What does what mean?
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I said she seems like an interesting
girl, and you said, yeah. What does that
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mean? I don't know. I guess it means
she's an interesting girl.
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So, did you guys play any board games?
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Nothing happened, okay, Mom? She wanted
to sleep with me and I didn't do it. I'm
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probably gay. Are you happy now?
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Why?
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What?
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I'm pretty sure you're not gay.
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Yeah, I guess that was a long shot, huh?
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You know, Michael, there's nothing wrong
with choosing not to sleep with
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somebody.
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I mean, you can even wait for someone
you love. People do it all the time.
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Come on, Mom, it's not like I did some
big noble thing here. I just wimped out.
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Okay, okay, so you wimped out.
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But think about it for a minute. What
did you really wimp out of?
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Let me rephrase that.
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Do you care about Lisa?
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I mean, do you care about what she feels
or thinks or if she's happy or sad?
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Do you really care what happens to her?
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Well, I wouldn't want to see her get hit
by a truck.
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And do you think she cares about you?
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Yeah.
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In the same kind of way.
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So you wimped out of sharing something
very special with someone who... Well,
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whose face you wouldn't want to see on
the grill of an 18 -wheeler.
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00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:24,170
Yeah, I guess I see what you mean.
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00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:33,110
But... Who's the... There was something
about her, Mom. She... She's got...
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Major League Yabos?
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Well, in a nutshell, yeah.
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Well, Lisa is a great -looking girl,
Mike.
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But there are other great -looking girls
out there who also happen to be warm,
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caring people.
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Really?
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And you're going to find one.
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And when the right girl and the right
time comes along...
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I think you'll be feeling anything but
wimpy.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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Well, you'll be a little scared at
first, but trust me, you'll find a way
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overcome it.
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Your father did.
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Dad?
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Oh, so I guess you're saying that he
waited for the right girl.
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Yeah, I guess you could say that.
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I met her. She was very nice.
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Hey.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
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Really.
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Okay, Mike.
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Sleep tight, huh?
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