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(upbeat music)

(bell rings)

- hey, let's ban the Redskins.

Let's ban the Redskins, let's remove that hurtful word

from the city Valley conference right now.

For good and...

Thank you.

- That Ida girl is referring on the Redskins, huh!

- Fun of the Redskins?

- But don't we kick their boom buses out of help anyhow.

- Yeah, I don't really think it's that.

I think she's disturbed by the name.

Ban the redskins?

- Stupid.

- What?

- Redskins is a bad-ass name and nobody's gonna

call their team something Meeker, bogus

like the pussies or something anyway.

Makes no sense.

- All right, ban the Redskins.

We are better than that, right?

They're better than that.

- No, she's got a point.

- Maybe you do to.

Between your shoulders.

- Hey, you taught me that one.

- Yeah I know and see it works.

- Aw!

- See you need to say you're sorry

and maybe I will let you go in and aw!

- Hey Sagradas

- Gavin, what he's my chiropractor?

- Gat any candy?

- What do you need?

- Bun bar maple.

- Vanilla only today Nairock.

- Sold.

- Five bucks.

All right, as he faced the bleachers

under the bottom bleacher far right.

- oh, hey hang on there now.

Where's your bag?

- Look we do principles, not business friendly.

I can't afford the exposure.

- Whatever it's not there?

- I give you your money back and we don't do business again.

- Ah, jeez.

- All right, let's give that worth a bun, yeah.

- Five bucks.

- I'm a businessman.

- Ban the Redskins.

- Sweet.

You getting a jump before the season starts Ida.

- Oh, you bet ya.

We should never play deer path high as long

as they plant that insensitive name and logo, right?

- Right.

- Thank you.

- Your welcome.

- Bye Torvald

- Bye.

- I'd tap that.

- Jeez eyes on the street kid.

- Her boyfriend's a Buick chagrin, have you seen him?

- Can't miss him Torvald.

For him a Becker's is a choking hazard.

(lighthearted guitar music)

- Candy?

- Do you have a nuggety.

- Five bucks?

- That's warning prices.

- Last one.

- It's not a collector's items Sagradas.

- Well, right now it's a limited edition.

- Yeah and I'm an angel investor.

- Well, then there'll be a rebate

in your feature angel.

Step up.

- Hi Sagradas

- Oh, hi, Mrs. Torvald.

- How's your day Torvald.

- Mom, I feel offended as a Norwegian American

by the Vikings name and logo and mascot.

- That's your home team?

- I know

- Well they don't mean anything by that.

- Like the Redskins.

- Yeah, now can you help me

with the groceries to the car please son.

- Did you get milk?

- I did.

- I'll get the milk.

- Okay.

- We should draw up a petition son.

- Will you sign it?

- Oh no, I like the Vikes.

- You know, it's a slang term right?

- So?

- Oh, your dad makes a good point son.

- Viking is a strong, stoic figure

in the spirit of the game.

It's kinda fun, don't you think?

- No.

- They're not ill intended Torvald.

- Yeah, your uncle Bill, he played high school ball

for the Peak and Chinks.

- Oh no, he did not.

- Yeah it was Chink.

- See?

- Oh, I don't know.

- Oh, sure, couple of two three seasons.

Do you remember that Guyer?

You were just a little squirt.

- Yeah, and then mom and dad moved us to the cities

and you went to Chicago.

- Hmm.

- Oh, they didn't call it that though.

The team right?

The Chinks?

They couldn't have called it that.

- Well word around town was

if you dug straight through the earth from Pekin,

you'd ended up in Peking, China.

So Pekin, Peking, China, chinks.

I mean, you know, that was their math on it.

- Wow.

- Right, because what kinda idiot is gonna try to

dig all the way through to China?

I mean, you gotta plan for that.

- Yeah, you do.

- You think I'm being an a-hole.

Don't you dad?

- We're all a-hole son.

- Except for your mother.

- Oh no, I'm an a-hole too yeah.

- Yeah, we're all A-holes.

- Uncle Bill's accent is the audio equivalent

to the scent of a skunk and it's repelling qualities.

See, I'm an a-hole.

- The point is not to act like one.

- Yeah, unless it's funny then.

- Sagradas is outside the window son.

- I mean, if you use that word today

they'd lock you up.

- Which word?

- That word. - Jacke?

- Well, I don't like to say it.

- What's the name of the team?

- But it's, I mean, it can't be anymore.

- Did you see the mascot?

- Well, what was the mascot?

- He was a small little diminutive man.

- Oh my goodness.

- War head, which means that they are racists.

- Well, what about the students who were, you know

from over there?

Were they upset?

- We didn't have any of those.

- No, there weren't any of those there.

- There was nobody?

- Not even a one. - Not a single one.

- Unless we didn't see em cause' they were small.

- Yeah, might've been.

- Oh, no, they were not hiding now.

- There's crafty too.

- No, I don't know.

You're just fooling me.

- Yeah we are good in a math class.

- Really good.

- I've heard that, but not good drivers.

That's what they say, but that's not all goodness.

We're just the worst.

- Here.

- Sweet.

(soft music)

- Sign our petition to change the name of the Vikings.

We find it disturbing don't you?

- Sign our petition, it's disturbing.

- No, listen Sagradas the petition isn't disturbing.

Using a discriminatory and defamatory term

for the team name is.

- Take a flyer.

Here take a flyer.

Flyer.

I like your occupy the mall idea Torvald.

- It's a good one, right?

- Yeah, I can recruit some more guys for next time.

- Yeah, this is a pretty good dry run though.

- Yeah, it is.

- Sign our petition to change the Viking's.

- Oh no, you guys okay?

- Yeah.

- Do you need help up?

- No.

- Okay, excuse me.

- Bye.

- What are you doing?

- Trying to persuade Baker Highs Vikings

to change their name because it's offensive

to Norwegian people.

- You are a Baker kid?

- I think I've seen him around.

- Yeah, yes.

- You Norwegian?

- Norwegian American.

- How old are you?

- I'm 15 and a half.

- Okay, well the Vikings have been the Vikings

for longer than you've been Norwegian all right.

- What about the Baker Bandits T-bone

that could be good.

- Yeah that could be good.

- You can't just lay here all day Torvald.

- It's an act of civil disobedience.

- On private property.

- Sign our petition.

- No, I'm gonna get a soft pretzel

and when I get back, you better be gone.

Want soft pretzel?

- No thank you.

- I'll take an orange Julius.

- One, two, three.

- Hae Torvald.

- Hey Ida.

Will you sign our petition?

- How is it going down there?

- Good, we're just hoping to press Baker high for change

Via strength in numbers to change the name and logo

of the Vikings because it fosters an unkind stereotype.

- That's our school.

- I know.

- Sign our petition.

- Well, did you guys run this by the faculty,

Student council, City council?

- Suggestion box front desk.

- (Ida giggles)

Jeez Torvald.

- If a person is not Norwegian, they can't possibly know

what it feels like.

- Well, goodbye Torvald.

Good luck.

- Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Coming to work Torvald.

- Yeah.

- I'll hold down the Fort.

Here, take a flyer.

- You know, I can write you a warning citation

for Loitering.

- Did you get my orange Julius.

- Yeah, I got your orange Julius.

It's at the exit, let's go.

Come on, come on.

- Seriously?

- No, get kid.

(scrubbing sound)

- Don't forget to clean the grill.

I mean thoroughly of course.

- Okay.

- Hey look,

I'm a little conflicted about this whole thing Torvald.

Because you're a good kid.

A good hard worker and I like you.

See on one hand I'm a Vikings fan a diehard, go Vikes!

Hey, I was the assistant team manager my senior year.

And it would be a shame for you to mess that up.

On the other hand, nobody cares.

So what are you really gonna mess up.

So I could sign your petition

because I like it and nobody's gonna see it right?

- Right.

- What if somebody else who likes you does see it?

Signs it and sees my name.

Then they're gonna think

that I think that there's good sound thinking that petition.

I mean, it's our own school for crying out loud.

See, there's always that to consider.

It's a gambit.

- I could start doing deliveries.

I get my license next week.

We don't do deliveries.

- But we can start.

- I like your thinking.

Of course, then you'd be walking through our mall

and I'd have to get a delivery vehicle.

And hey, don't forget to wear a hat even after hours.

Corporate approval and compliance and paperwork.

I mean all that stuff's gotta add up.

I'm never gonna get any of that done.

Who's gonna insure you Torvald?

Who's gonna insure you buddy?

- Cool.

(lighthearted guitar music)

(door knocking)

(door opening)

- Yeah, she's here.

- What do you want?

- Get his autograph

- Shut up.

I'm Torvalds.

I know who you are.

Why off with the Vikes?

- Because I...

- What do you want with Ida?

- She just did such a great job with the Redskin buttons.

I thought, you know.

- You know, she's angling to

change their name to the Fourskins right.

How about that?

Little T-bone won't be offended,

- Ah, who's your buddy?

- You know, she's just doing this to mess with the opponent.

Get in their head, the big one, you know

knock them off their game a little bit.

- You should refuse to play them

until they change their oppressive name.

- Yeah and Forfeits?

No way.

- Hi Torvald.

- Hey.

- Be careful Torvald.

- Don't mind Blane.

- I don't.

- What can I do you for?

- You can do me for free.

(door closes)

- I think we need some pins.

- You know, Toby Johnson made me a thousand buttons.

Gave me a great deal.

I can ask him for ya.

- Yeah, that'd be great thank you.

- Oh, and handsome.

- (giggling)

Cute.

- Yeah.

- Do you have a slogan?

I mean you need a slogan.

- Yeah, I was.

I was kicking around "dare to go Vikesless".

- That's a good one.

- Thanks, you know it's not completely

On the path to a 100% Vikes free environment just yet but.

- No, that's good.

- Thanks.

- You know, people say, go Vikes.

- You could say no Vikes.

- To the point.

- Yeah.

- I like it.

- Thank you.

- It's creative.

- Thanks.

- I mean, thank you.

Are you an Indian?

- No.

- Okay, cool.

And I'm not a Scandinavian either

but I'm glad to help the cause.

- What about T-bone?

- Blane, I mean.

- Oh, no don't sweat it.

- Are you sure?

I don't wanna get you in trouble.

- Yeah, I know.

I'm a multi-tasker you just let me know.

- I'm gonna go, thanks.

- Who are you?

- Gavin.

- Sagradas?

- Gavin Sagradas.

- All right.

(door closes)

(locker closes)

- Hey Astrid.

- Hey looser.

- What?

- Not funny.

I thought we were friends, yeah.

- Yeah, we are.

- Really?

They were finally gonna exinate this sexist rig

of roll and you're aiming to blow it for us.

- Yeah, we're gonna be the Vikings cheer squad for once.

- Yeah, if you don't go ahead and mess it all up.

Right, Carrie?

- Lighten up Norge.

Would ya?

- Aren't you guys Norges too.

- So? - So?

(locker closing)

- You're a Dick.

- Dick.

- You two are freshmen.

You can't talk to me like that.

This kid is not even a freshmen.

- Yeah, that's right.

He's a genius, genius.

- Dick, D I C K.

- Could you use it in a sentence please?

- The Norwegian is a dick, dick.

(firecrackers exploding)

- [Hilda] Torvald?

- [Torvald] Yeah.

- [Hilda] No bombs in the yard son.

- [Torvald] Okay.

- What do you think about Ida?

- [Sagradas] I think she already is who she wants to be

when she grows up.

- She is?

- Yeah.

Do you know anybody else like that?

- No.

- Me neither.

She is a citizen of discipline.

- And I want her.

- (giggling)

No, you don't.

- Do you?

- We could use some proper wisdom from this guy, look.

- Elusive community organizer.

He looks busy, if you could see him.

- That's because he knows what he's doing Sagradas.

- Keep in mind, I get my wisdom from you.

- Yeah.

- Good luck, finding him.

I'll be the activist, you be the reformer?

- No, we'll both be both.

- Okay.

(firecrackers exploding)

- Where did you get plastic caps?

- [Hilda] Torvald.

- I'm sorry.

(door knocking)

- What?

- Do you know Manifestus Dever?

- Who wants to know?

- Torvalds.

- What do you want cracker?

- I'm seeking his help regarding standing up

for the disenfranchised.

- Get lost.

- Hey cracker.

- Hey.

- Hi.

God dam you are white.

Do you mind if I call you Cracker?

- Ah, no.

- Okay, cracker then what are you doing in this part

of town?

- Do you know Manifestus Dever?

- Do I know...

No, I don't know him.

But I mean he's around from time to time.

Why, Why do you want with him?

- I'm contacting him regarding sticking

out for the disenfranchise.

- Really.

And who's disenfranchised?

- I'm offended by Baker high using the name Vikings.

- But you cool with me calling you cracker?

- You see I'm trying to help local Scandinavians

who feel the name Vikings perpetuates a stereotype.

- For real?

- Unfortunately, yes.

I could use some help rallying folks

and you know pressing Baker high for change.

So I thought if I could get some tips or Manifestus.

You know, if he's available.

- Look, I don't know kid.

I suppose I could check

with him next time he's around, you know.

- Awesome.

- Yeah, awesome.

- On and then some.

Okay, cool.

I'm just gonna write my cell phone number down.

If you care to manifest this, you know

give me a buzz, you know, shoot me a text.

That will be great.

I'm actually gonna write my home phone number too

but they know me as Torvald there.

They won't know what cracker means.

- Why don't you put your home address down, you know

in case Manifestus, wants to write you a letter.

- In case he has a spare moment.

- Sure.

- You aren't worried I might come to your house

and rob you.

- No, why would he do that.

Here?

- Why don't you keep that.

Manifestus will contact you if he's interested.

- Will you sign my no Vikes?

- No.

- Bye.

- All right.

Hey Kid, lemme have it.

- Thank you.

- All right, now get your ass out of here.

- Thank you.

- Your welcome.

- Bye.

- You might wanna go this way though I think.

- Okay thanks.

(playful flute music)

- Cracker.

Empty your pockets and give me your money.

- I don't have any money.

- Empty your pockets.

(gun clicking)

- Aw!

- What the fuck.

- Why did you hit me?

I did what you said.

- Punched me on my back.

- I know.

- You're holding that thing wrong.

- Is this how you're holding it?

- Sideways cracker.

- I bet it still shoots.

- Crazy cracker.

- My face hurts.

- Mine too.

- Excuse me, young man.

Give me that N words gun.

Okay, son.

- Afro-Americans

- African-American.

- But she just said the N word.

- Are you tattling on me to officer Johnson here?

- Officer Yonson is my partner.

I know of what and whom she speaks.

- Oh yeah.

Come on take a seat.

Gotta fix you up.

- What's the difference between Afro American

and African American.

- A few years.

- Oh, why?

- Just to keep you on your toes.

- What?

- (giggling)

- Okay, pretty boy.

How's that, huh?

- Fine, thank you officer Jonson.

- Yonson that's officer Johnson.

Now you could use a stitch or two, okay.

Would you like me to call an ambulance?

- No.

- No, okay.

Time to shag off, yeah.

- Aren't you guys gonna file like a police report

or something.

- Are you gonna press charges?

- No.

- Then no.

- Okay.

- Will you guys sign my petition?

- Oh, no. - No.

- We like the Vikes. - We like the Vikes.

- Yeah, heck yeah.

You know, go Vikes, you bet ya.

Get off my car.

- Okay, bye.

- Okay.

- Oh good morning Torvald.

- Morning Torvald.

- Hi.

- Oh my goodness, what happened to your face?

- You get bullied son.

- No.

- Would you bully back, if you did?

- I'm trying to be a nice guy.

- You're a pussy.

- Oh, are you recommending bullying dad?

- Well, before you can be a nice guy

you gotta be a good bully.

- I don't wanna be a bully.

- Bu hu, your mother doesn't wanna take out the trash

but the kitchen would stink to high heaven if she didn't.

- Ha, good one dad.

- Oh jeez, oh Pete Guyer.

You yourself support the anti-bullying movement.

- Well, heck yeah.

I am bowl with the, I Duke Datadog,

he's the chairman.

- Oh, he's a nice man.

- And a bully.

- No, he's not. - Yap.

- Are you a bully dad?

- No.

- You have tall guys.

- Well, (clears throat)

the government said it was okay.

You're not to do that without permission.

Oh, now heed your dad on this one Torvald.

- I will.

Have you seen a man die?

- Seen, heard smell that's not the point son.

I just don't want you to be ill prepared for adult life.

The best bullies are very accomplished people.

There's a very good chance

that your future boss will be a bull you know.

- Oh now you're not a bully at work dad.

- Oh, no that's cause I hire bullies to run things,

sweetheart.

Heck I'm all smiles.

- Torvald?

- Yeah.

- Find something that you like

that everybody else likes.

Be better at it than everybody else.

And then you can pick and choose the company you keep.

- Bully for me.

- Huh, good one son.

- He gets that from you that sense of humor is quick.

- Yeah

- It's just a quick wit you know.

- Yeah.

- It's a fast one.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It was like buzz buzz zing zing.

- What happened to your mouth?

- I got socked in the face.

- For the murks huh?

- Yup twice.

- By who?

I don't know, some guy.

- Oh.

- [Hilda] Torvald?

- Yeah.

- You're protesting friends are here.

- I put together a team.

- Of course Sagradas.

- Okay, so Joey thinks invisible Jimmy is lazy.

Invisible Jimmy thinks Joey says he does stuff

that he doesn't do.

Swanick when it says he'll do it

but once assaulted nut roll for each sign page

because he likes the Vikings but he will do it for food.

Wanda's up for it because she's up for Swanick

and Joe is jealous of Swanick.

Oh, and Jonas wants assault in that role

because he heard they Swanick wants assault in that role.

- God they sound like the homeowner's association.

- Yeah.

- Excuse me, hi.

Do you find the Vikings offensive?

- We wish you did.

- Okay guys change.

So it looks like more kids are showing up to sign.

- Good one.

- Anyone want buttons?

- Awesome.

- I'm into nut rolls.

- It's you.

- I know.

- Torvald?

- Yeah, mom.

- Ida is here.

- Yeah, yeah I know thank you.

- Ouch!

- Yeah.

This look awesome Ida.

- Thank you.

- All right, now we have enough manpower by lengths

and by the pound.

To block one full blocker doors at the mall

in an act of civil disobedience.

Let's do this.

- But first something that will.

Hey.

- Five bucks.

- Forget you.

- We had a deal.

(screaming)

(bell ringing)

(screaming)

- You didn't have to do this you know?

- Sure I did.

(screaming)

- [Crowd Chatting] No Vikes, no Vikes, no vikes.

- Want some lobster?

- Heck yeah.

Did you can make this?

- Yeah, you betcha you.

- Girl your cooker.

- Thank you.

- Are you Norwegian?

- No, remember.

- Yeah.

- My mom taught me.

- Still Norwegian.

- No.

- [Crowd Chatting] No Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes,

no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes,

no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes,

no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes,

- No Vikes.

- Are you Norwegian?

- We are Americans.

- Will you sign our petition?

- lobster

- Oh, Thanks.

- What are you doing with this kid Ida?

- Just laying around.

- Tasty lobster.

- Thanks.

- You know what he's up to don't ya?

- Yeah I have a hunch.

- Yeah.

- You know, we made in his pants in first grade.

- kinda gross.

- Yeah, and he just kept sitting in his chair,

Wouldn't get up.

And then finally. the teacher.

- Who Gasper?

- Yeah.

- Ooh, she's a strict one.

- Yeah, so Gasper comes over, makes him stand up

and when he does a little pallet drops out of his pant leg.

- Yeah grosser still.

- Tiny little cashew just rolled right out,

directly across the floor.

Kind of moist and crafts, left a trail.

- Skid Mark.

- Yeah, how about that?

Stinks a lot more when it doesn't hit the water, you know?

- Yeah, not to mention a splash, being more graceful

than a Thad.

- Pretty smoky I'm afraid.

- Good fell any Torvald.

- Thanks.

- We're just trying to look out for you Ida.

- Come on, is that worse

than the worst things you have ever done.

- I'm afraid so.

- yeah.

- Nope.

- Ah, what the heck you mean?

- Yeah, what are you driving at?

- I've done worse, two pieces.

- But I bet you kept them in your pants

like a normal person.

- Nope, shook em right out and they fell out of my leg.

Roll both of them.

- Bye.

- Come on Ida, we are going.

- No, I'll be home later.

We'll see you there.

- Hey Norwegian kid?

How you been?

- Good, thanks Blane

- Would you happen to like the thrashing of a lifetime

today?

(laughing)

- No, no thanks.

- You sure?

Cause it's free.

- Hey.

Are you guys gonna leave?

- [Crowd Chanting] No Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes.

No Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes.

- Hey.

That was a drill.

(police radio chattering)

(upbeat music)

- We just got busted huh.

- Yeah.

- Well we're peddling the good word.

- Yeah, yeah we are and that's that's key.

- Yeah.

- Hey, sign a petition.

- Sorry no time.

- Well here.

You can check it online.

And here's a pin.

- Okay, thanks. - Bye.

- You made Cards?

- Yeah and a website, check it.

- That is badass.

- Thank you.

- No, thank you that's seriously awesome.

- Oh, and handsome?

- Yeah.

I'm sorry if i got you in trouble with Blane earlier too.

- Oh, no he's okay.

- Sign our petition.

- Equal pay for women.

- Sure yeah.

- You?

- No, I'm good thank you.

- Are you sure?

You can always be a better woman you know.

- I hear you but I'm still working on being a better person.

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Should have a card.

- Yeah, she should have.

- Why didn't you sign that one?

- Well, as long as minimum wage is the same for everyone

I'm good to negotiate up from there.

- Oh, capitalist?

- Is what our country is founded on.

And the great thing about our country

is that for socialism.

Then you can get a government job or work for a union.

Whatever is more fun for you.

- Options. - Options.

- Oh, oh, bye.

- Bye.

- You're not gonna make me walk, are you?

- Well, how did you get here?

To the mall you know.

- I walked.

- Well?

- I'm sorry I made you come get me.

(car door unlocks)

(car door closes)

- The police made me come and pick you up.

- Okay I will accept the blame on their behalf then.

Do you have Norwegian pride mom?

- Oh, oh sure, yeah, yeah.

- You don't dress like a Norwegian.

- I do when I'm pillaging.

If I sign your petition,

will you cease and desist all of this mischief.

- No.

- I didn't think so.

- Mom?

- Yeah.

- Will you sign my petition anyway.

- Oh no.

And further more if the Vikings had a petition demanding.

You change your name from Torvald I wouldn't sign

that one either.

- So you weren't seeking to anger

and provoke when you named me Torvald.

- (laughing)

No.

- Thanks.

- Torvald, remember when dad and I taught you

and your brothers sticks and stones may break my bones,

but words will never hurt me.

- Yeah.

- You think maybe outgrown all that now.

(car engine roaring)

(guitar music)

(door knocking)

- Ida can't play today.

- Why?

- Because football season starting

- And I can't afford the bad press this time.

- Blane, my mom can't pick me up not tipsy okay.

It was fun.

No, I'm done

- I'll handle this.

- Oh yeah, well you sure can't handle this.

- Oh, Oh yeah. - No.

(giggling)

- Look it's my fault.

- I know that's why we're having this conversation.

(screaming)

- I'm Sorry.

- No, it's okay.

- No, it's not.

- Go away and go Vikes.

- No Vikes.

(melancholy orchestral music)

- Cracker?

- Oh, hi.

- Cheer up kid.

- Oh, hi.

- You ever think about taking a more militant approach?

- We performed an act of civil disobedience today.

- Yeah, I know.

- You do.

- Yeah and I think your message is getting lost in

the civil part.

- Have you seen Manifestus?

- No, I haven't seen him.

But I know he would tell you to get it together kid.

I mean you've gotta have a problem

getting your point across.

If you're just laying around feeding your face

and lolling down in a way whenever they ask.

You gotta be militant.

Stand your ground.

- It was some tasty lesson.

- What the hell does that mean?

- It's this Norwegian bread.

Kinda like tortilla, I dunno.

Ida always makes it little sweet.

Okay.

(car engine roaring away)

- Joe's mom thinks it's invisible Jimmy's fault.

Invisible Jimmy's invisible Dad thinks it's Joe's fault.

Either way they're both out, here.

No Vikes.

- Thank you.

- Swenex folks blame you

but Swenex says he's still in.

But it will take two salted nut rolls.

Wanda still into Swenex

but her dad likes the bikes so she's out

and Jonas is grounded.

So lets helped him that road for him, no trips for us.

You know,

maybe we should just stop sending children

into combat anyways.

- What about me?

- You are a special species of child Sagradas.

But you should probably consider abstaining as well

I'm afraid.

I can't protest today Sagradas.

I have to work.

- All right.

- No Vikes, no Vikes, no Vikes, no what?

Oh!

- You can't break up with me.

You're not with me.

- Ida I think you might be reading into this

more than you think I'm reading into this.

- And what is this?

- This is time to go.

Employees only in the kitchen Torvald you know that.

- She is technically an employee.

- Of the competition.

There's proprietary information back here led climbing.

They don't call it secret sauce for nothing.

And you miss corporate espionage.

I know what you're up to, chop, chop let's go.

- Bye Torvald.

- Come on, chop, chop.

I leave you alone for one second.

(upbeat music)

- Keep the new change.

- Cool they let us wear ours.

- Cool.

- (giggling)

Do you think you are fired?

- No, I have to work tomorrow.

- Well, hey, keep cans where you can just negotiate,

about our deal at another dive on the court right?

- Oh, like you did?

- No saying that, but if I did, I bet you could too.

- I gat this.

- Hello.

- Hey, would you like to sign a petition to change

the name from the Vikings?

- Thanks but no, thanks.

- We like Vikes.

- Will you sign a petition, sir?

- Well heck no.

- Please.

- No.

- Well, do you sympathize

with the plight of American Norwegians.

- Go Vikes.

- You sure you don't want my help?

I mean, I was pretty effective there.

(giggling)

- Listen Ida, I don't wanna disrupt your life

with this stuff.

- You're not.

- No, I know, but I feel like I am.

- But I would know if you're disrupting my life.

(giggling)

my life to disrupt, I love this stuff.

- What stuff?

- This staff.

- So is that why you're here?

This stuff?

- Yeah.

Isn't that why you're here?

Well?

- Thanks

- For what?

- For taking one for the team, for one.

- What the heck are you talking about?

- Well Blane was gonna administer

a fierce wild thing on me...

- I didn't take one for anyone.

For you me, for any team, Torvald.

- Well that was for one.

- I'm good too.

- Just thanks, for real.

I mean, come on we wouldn't even be here

if it wasn't for you.

But I think we got it from here, okay.

Okay we're, we got it from here on.

No Vikes, right?

- You can't just ditch me Torvald.

Torvald.

- Yeah.

- No more thanks.

- No, but that was a lot of thanks right there just now.

- He just ditched you.

(upbeat music)

Hi will you sign my new Vikes petition.

- Ida.

- Hi Paula.

- Hey babe.

Hows it going?

- Will you sign my no Vikes petition please.

- Okay.

- No, no can't do.

Go Vikes.

- You're such a jerk.

- And you can have him.

- You're just all kinds of sorry aren't you?

- Yeah, yeah I'm sorry about that.

(upbeat music)

(door knocking)

(door opening)

- Hae.

(door closes)

oh, hey fellas.

(car boot opens)

- What are you gonna do with him anyway?

- Take him for a ride.

- Yeah, we are just gonna bring him back here right?

- Maybe.

- You sure not gonna keep him are you?

How would you do it,

Stand him up in the corner?

- Yeah, or sit him down.

- You have to let him out to do that too.

- So?

- So is a waste of time why not save a step

and just drop him off now?

- Okay, get out.

Release the petition Norwegian.

- Do you need a hand?

- No, okay I dead lift 495, I got this.

- That's five plates.

- 10 plates.

- Five on each side.

- Shut off church singer.

- Sure you don't want any help?

- Yes.

Hey, hey, hey.

- You said yes.

- Yes I'm sure no, I don't need any help.

Release the tricycle.

- Geez, what did he do for you grip kid?

- Shut up church singer.

- See ya.

(car boot closing)

I'm driving.

(car engine roaring)

- Cracker.

- Oh, hi.

- You wanted advice.

- You heard from Manifestus?

- You know the little monkey inside your head

banging symbols.

- Yeah.

- You need to tell him to chill out.

- And how do you know it's a him?

- You are not listening.

- Yes I am.

- You know, I can look at your mug and tell

that you're thinking about what you're gonna say next.

And you're not paying heat.

So you need to tell the little monkey to chill out.

- Okay.

- Okay what?

Okay, I'm listening.

- All right now you remember when we talked

the other day about you know, the militant thing.

- I stand my ground, yeah.

- Yeah, well maybe not so much of that.

I mean, forget about it.

- Are you stalking to me?

- Yes.

- Cracker?

- Yeah.

- You don't care about the Vikings being called the Vikings.

- Yeah, I do.

- Well no one else does.

- Are you saying Norwegian aren't easily offended?

- No, I'm saying Norwegian aren't a down tribal people.

- But we can dogpile the Redskins?

Are Indians a down project people?

They have casinos, casinos are good.

- Okay, first it's native Americans

and native Americans have been

a downtrodden people for generations.

- Isn't that called Indian gaming.

- Semantics.

And what do you know for, for Indians anyhow?

- I've kid got the tip of his nose,

but not for one.

- One?

- Yeah just one.

- One what?

- One little, two little.

- No, one signifies the object are thing.

- Yeah, it was just a word, right?

Not a thought or an idea.

You know, we could just be giving a lot of weight

to a word if you ask me.

- I didn't.

- And if you keep reminding me on how repressed

and downtrodden you are, don't you think you'll always

be seen of as for Preston downtrodden?

Sort of a catch 22.

- Yeah if I keep reminding.

- If one keeps reminding.

- So now you're lecturing me?

- Oh, you're a grownup.

- Excuse me, stop where you are.

Move.

- Okay, what did I do?

So a man can't walk down a sidewalk

or is it because I'm a black man walking down

the sidewalk, I'm face planted in the grass.

You know black lives matter.

I don't see y'all over there messing with cracker.

- Well he didn't run when he was told to stop.

- Yeah, well I'm not running now, am I?

- Because you can't.

- Oh, because I can't, dah!

Ain't that how you guys say it?

I'm a citizen, thanks for caring.

And that knee to the neck.

That can't be an officer's manual, is it?

- Oh, sorry.

- Wait. - Get up.

- Wait, excuse me.

He didn't do anything he's my cousin.

- Huh?

- Yeah my grandma is an N-word.

- The fuck.

- It's her word?

- It's right, it is.

- Oh, Oh, it's him the young man, you know, the guy.

The kid.

- Yeah it is. - Yeah.

- You betcha ya.

- Him, what are you talking about him who?

- I'm cracker

- It's all T in America.

- Well, how the heck are you?

How's the, the cut.

- Oh, it's fine, yeah.

- Oh, okay.

- First world problem.

- It's a first world country.

- Jeez, you are a citizen.

- What?

- This here is a Manifestus Devers.

- The elusive community organizer?

- Nobody's ever seen him kid it's a good gimmick.

I like your work Manifestus.

Do you know Banksy?

(camera shutter sound)

- Okay then.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You guys, stay off the grass.

- Here you go.

- It's not your grass, okay?

(thunder storm rolling)

- [Hilda] Torvald dinner.

- Okay.

- [Hilda] Oh, would your friend like to join us.

Would you like some dinner young man?

- I don't wanna impose.

- [Hilda] Oh no way imposing whatsoever.

I hope you like a good taco's.

(energetic piano music)

- You know, dad Manifestus is as a community organizer.

- Of course.

- I recognize him.

I recognize you.

- No, it's a white lie.

It's a Cracker thing.

(clears throat)

- Cracker?

Of course we got crackers.

Hilda can you fetch some crackers for our guests here?

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Oh, thanks darling.

- Yeah I recognize you.

- Here you go some crackers.

- Thank you.

- Now like a good pop roast with spices in.

I gotta tell you yours is a dam say better than good.

- Oh, thank you very much Manifestus.

And please call me Hilda now.

- Good crackers Hilda.

I'm not ordinarily a cracker person, but I like these.

- Well, we make our own crackers here.

- Hmm.

(melancholy orchestral music)

- I wanna thank you guys for a wonderful dinner

and most excellent company.

But I gotta get going.

- Oh.

- Did you get enough crackers?

- Yes.

- You wanna take some crackers with you?

- Oh yes some rolled crackers.

- Well, I will walk Manifestus to the door.

- Oh, you're just gonna put those in your pocket then.

- Yeah, yeah, I like (mumbles)

Thank you very much.

- Bye.

- Nice to see you.

- You too, peace.

(melancholy orchestral music)

(door closing)

- Are you gonna be good with all this rain?

- Yeah that's why this is for.

- You like that every night.

- Yeah, yeah.

- You know why Stereotypes exist cracker?

- Because of the man.

- Because of the who?

- The man.

- Look at you, the man.

Stereotypes exist because they're true.

- Well, there are exceptions though right?

- They pretty boring if they weren't.

- Is your job boring?

- Why do you ask me that, 'cause I'm black?

- You're black?

- I don't know.

I guess it can be pretty predictable from time to time.

But I figured most jobs are a little boring sometimes

all right?

- Nah.

- (giggles)

Well thanks for dinner Torvald.

- You're welcome Manifestus.

- You know what, here I believe this is yours.

- I've been looking for this forever.

This is my granddad's.

- Yeah, same name.

- Yeah, we also were big readers.

So we have more than just that in common, I guess.

- Aspired in 82.

- Oh, no passed in 05.

- The card.

- Oh yes, yeah, yeah.

Hey, well I'm really, I'm glad to have it back so thank you.

- Yeah, my cousin Reciprocity came across it.

- Racaprocity.

- Well his aunt spells it L A R R Y.

- Oh.

- Pretty troubled kid if you asked me.

- Well I mean, he means well, right?

- No.

- All right cool.

Hey, where did he...

- Where did what?

- Nothing.

- Look, I've ripped people off

and I've been ripped off.

- Neither one is a good feeling.

- Thanks.

Thank you your cousin Reciprocity for finding this.

Thank you.

- Yeah, he'll appreciate it.

All right I'm out of here.

- Wait.

- You aint afraid I won't return it.

- Why wouldn't you?

- You are all right crack.

You are all right kid.

See you around.

- Yeah.

(energetic piano music)

(door closing)

- Hae Torvald.

- Hey Etova.

- They flied you across the way yeah.

- Yeah keep that.

- He's not so nice.

- Yeah, he's okay.

I was kinda asking for it.

- Hey, thanks for going to bat for us.

- Yeah.

- Norwegian.

- Yeah, sure.

- Who would have thought that anyone would have thought

to seek out for Norwegian.

Do we even know what Norwegian is aside from Norwegian.

- Sounds like something you'd find in your grocer's

freezer next to the forogis right?

- Sure.

- Well you did.

You went to bed for us.

- Yeah, I suppose I did.

- Yeah, so I'll sign your petition.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Even though, I don't really care.

- You don't?

- No.

- But I like that you do.

So I'm going to turn about.

- Oh, no.

- Do you want to?

- Okay, cool.

- Cool.

- Cool, I'm gonna go out on limb

and say I'm a savage dancer.

- Savage. - Savage.

- All right, so I'll see you around.

- Yeah, here, I'll see you here.

- Yes we work here.

- Yes. - All right.

- Oh, so yeah. - All right.

Bye.

- Homework?

- Yeah Jordaens.

- I had Jordaens, it really lays it on ya.

- Yeah, yeah.

A bit here and there.

(giggling)

- I can't believe you got fired.

I can't believe I got you fired, I'm so sorry.

I knew you weren't willing to get me in trouble.

- No, no, no.

You didn't get me fired.

But I can easily believe I got fired.

I mean, even if he didn't wanna can me.

He kinda had to, I broke the rules.

- They got delivery now.

- Cool.

- What do you like in a lady Torvald?

- Um, what?

- Like a girl.

What's fun for you.

- Y?

- I don't know.

Forming a conversation maybe.

(giggling)

You're not gonna ditch me again are ya?

- No, um, right.

Lots of stuff I suppose.

- Well, give her some stuff.

- Some stuff.

- Yeah a thing.

- A thing.

(giggling)

I dunno, I guess it's cool

when you can just hang out with someone, you know.

You can be doing nothing

even just sitting.

But the room it's a cooler place

because you're both in it you know?

Ever get that feeling?

I probably make no sense.

Sorry, but yeah that's some stuff.

- Yeah some stuff.

- I mean there's like other stuff.

- No.

That was good stuff.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Are you gonna turnabout Torvald?

- Yeah.

Are you?

- No, mine is a senior he's not really into

that turnabout stuff.

- Yeah, yeah I guess.

I'm in Blane spot right?

I should, I should...

- Oh, no it's no.

It's everybody's spot.

- You're not gonna lay in front of the doors

again today, are you Torvald?

- No.

- Okay.

- He's not mad, is he?

- No, he would be counting.

- Okay.

- Well, bye.

- Bye Torvald.

- What do you think?

- I think I shouldn't have told you T-bones wisecrack

- Well I was their remember.

- Yeah, but I brought you there.

It's kind of in poor taste, don't you think?

- Yeah well, we're painting it all around the stadium

and inside the Redskins locker room

when they come to town this weekend.

- I think you may be starting to push

the line of civil disobedience Sagradas.

- Well, I think that you wish you didn't fire me.

- Your mom called my mom.

You got kicked out of the mall.

You fired you.

- Thanks to you.

All you have is the mall and a lousy petition Torvald

that's it.

I'm moving on, gat a new cause anyhow.

Go Vikes school.

- Oh, scores for Sagradas.

Oh, nice pipe bomb.

- It's just a smoker.

- Should we be concerned you radicalize then.

- No.

- it's my son your accomplice.

- I'm not his Marriott.

- He's not my Marriott.

- Mariannet you mean.

- Yeah.

- Firecrackers in the backyard, boys.

- No we're on our way.

Bye Mrs. Torvald.

- Bye.

- Oh, here souvenir.

And thanks for Horning in on my girl.

- What the heck do you mean.

- Ida.

(giggling)

- Ida.

Sagradas she's not your girl.

- So you admit it you're honing in.

- Ida is in high school.

- And I had her missile lock, you knew that.

Don't mock a man when he's down.

You sucked me into your little plan

and I fell for a hook line and sinker.

Gotta get her on your own now though Torvald.

You're welcome.

(screaming)

(bouncy piano music)

- can I help?

- Yeah.

(door knocking)

- Say your name?

- Torvald Dobson.

- No when they answer.

- Why?

- Sounds Norwegian?

- It is.

- See.

- Hae.

- Hae. - Hae.

- I'm Torvald Dobson.

And I would like to introduce you to no Vikes.

Campaign that aims to petition Baker high Vikings

into changing the team name into something less offensive.

- Lefse.

- Oh, Lefse, yeah.

Oh, Oh, mm.

Delicious.

- Thank you.

- I actually have my potato mix

in a stock pot in the garage right now.

- Coincidence.

- yeah.

- I put it in overnight to cool you know.

- Of course.

- And who has room in the fridge?

- There are.

- Actually I have some crinkle in the ice box

would you like to come in and help me with that up?

- Yeah. - We'll try.

- Some folks call this Kinglai.

But that's more the cookie version.

- So one cup of sugar and the cream.

- Yeah.

Pro sugar, one cup of Oleo.

Are you Norwegian?

- Oh no, but he is.

- Man, you sure look it.

(laughing)

little Brown face, friendly.

- Thanks.

- And you sure know your way around the left side.

- My mom taught me.

- Oh, is she Norwegian?

- No.

- Well my mother taught me to.

(giggling)

like this.

I put Nutella in my crinkle.

- Oh.

- So you are gonna tell her you are a Crinkle.

- No, I've actually never made Crinkle before

but I like to try.

- As well you should dear.

Stir this, so easy.

- Is this your mom's recipe?

- Oh, no fruit pecan cinnamon.

That sort of thing was more for her and me too.

- Would you Like to sign our no Vikes petition?

- Oh no, no.

I like the Vikes.

Yeah, I'm a graduate.

- Hi I'm Torvald Dobson.

And would you like to sign our petition to change the name

of the Baker high Vikings to something less offensive?

- Yeah, I caught that at the door.

You can call me Gunner, I suppose.

Introduce me to your friend Torvald.

- I'm Ida.

- Yeah She is Ida.

- Ida, last name?

- Esther.

Ida Esther.

= So gunner,

- What?

- What are you gonna change the name to?

- We have Lefse too.

- How old?

- Recent.

Maybe the Wolf's there indigenous.

- Sure yeah that's a good one.

You know, it's a little far North, but strong.

- Catchy you might have to answer to Peter on that though.

(laughing)

- Oh, no we could name them like the bullheads.

- Yeah.

- No, that's not a nice thing to call a Norwegian.

- I mean obviously change the logo to a bull head and fish.

No, Norwegian.

- Well, what's wrong with a Norwegian?

- Nothing, my dad's a Norwegian.

- Yeah.

- His friends call him sweet though.

- Oh, that's that's not good.

Tell me, Son, what would your dad suggest we name the team?

- No, he, he actually likes to Vikings.

- Me too.

Thanks for the snacks though.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- Sit back down Ida.

Here.

(giggling)

(clock ticking)

I was born in Norway.

- Oh really?

- You don't believe me?

- Oh no, no I do, yes I do

- You don't really sound like you are, you know, Norwegian

sir.

Well my folks wouldn't let us speak Norwegian

around the house once we moved, you know.

- Why not?

- Oh, we figured we were here now, I suppose.

- Yeah, and what about your folks?

- No, not so much.

They, they, you know they took the learning

the language tool.

After about a year or so.

I recall my mom seeing the she's dreamt in English.

- It's Pretty cool.

- Then later on, you know, we've grown up a little bit.

We tease mom and dad, you know

about their accents from time to time rats, you know?

- Oh, (giggling)

yeah.

Well Gunner, have you heard about the petition to change

the Geopath High Redskins name?

- Yeah I read up on it a little.

- Yeah.

- Well, you have a petition to change the name

of the Redskins to young lady.

- Oh no, not handy.

- Well, if you have one, you come back and you know

and then be sure to bring some of them sweets too.

If you don't mind, I'd sign that petition.

- Not this one?

- Well, you know, I think maybe Indians care more

about what people call them than us Norwegians do.

I might wanna put my name down

on something that meant something to somebody, you know.

- Yeah.

(upbeat music)

- He was cute.

- Yeah, I think he thought the same of you.

(laughing)

Are you going back?

- Will you come protect me?

(car engine roaring in)

(upbeat music)

- Ida Esther.

- Loren Tazinger.

- Hey bags.

- Hi.

- I'm not a thug.

- Well then he is.

He just admitted it by saying hi.

- Is hi a thug thing?

- Yeah, it is now.

- I'm a lesbian.

- Huh!

Tell that to T-bone.

- Who?

- Exactly where's T-bone Ida?

- Yeah where is he?

- Yeah where's he Ida?

- I don't know he lives around here somewhere.

- What are you doing with my buddy's girl.

- I'm nobody's girl, I belong to myself.

- Oh really, Esther?

- It's pronounced asta.

- Hey, if I want any lip out of you

I'd rattle my zipper meat bag.

- Yeah, shut up meat bug.

- Shut up meat bug.

- Yeah meat bug, shut up.

- What'd you just say meat back?

- Oh, it's pronounced asta.

Only other us Esther's are allowed to call her Esther.

So unless you're an Esther, it's not Esther.

- What did you guys just say?

- We said shut up meat bag.

- Yeah, shut up meat bag.

- Yeah. - Yeah, shut up meat bag.

- Yeah, well I agree with those guys.

Shut up meat back.

What's with you kid?

- I don't know.

- Are you afraid to get your ass kicked?

- So you think you can kick my ass?

- No.

- Can you believe this kid?

- You could give him a thrashing church singer

but you just be beating up a Sophomore, big darn deal.

- Yeah, what happens if he got lucky

and snack one in on you?

- Never happen.

- It's a lose lose.

- Yeah it is.

- So piece.

- Oh shit.

- Warren, are you in Esther?

- Hey, church singer.

- Let's get out of here.

- Oh, let's get out of here.

Is that what they do in the third world Burr?

- Emerging markets.

- Yeah here, we don't get out of here okay.

We have fun.

(heart beat racing)

- Yeah, yeah, somewhere else though.

- Burrs right.

I mean, how much fun are you gonna have here?

- Yeah, come on.

What are you gonna do?

All right, let's get out of here.

- All right, wait sign our petition?

- No, sorry no time.

- No, you guys might have little Scandinavians one day.

You don't want them to grow

up in a world of oppression do you?

- No. - No.

- What are you nooks doing?

- Moving from a Scam to navia.

- Len, is gonna here about this Esther.

- Asta, Ida.

- Shut up meat bag ah!

- Bye guys.

- Bye.

(upbeat music)

- You're my hero.

- Me too.

- You're your hero.

- No, you are.

(giggling)

You got those guys to sign.

- Yeah.

- How did you do that?

- I don't know.

I think they just wanted to go.

- Yeah, I hadn't turned Slinger on quite the run.

Didn't I?

- Yeah you did, yeah.

- I mean, we're close to like a signature once or twice.

- Yeah, we were.

- Folks really seem to like the Vikes though.

- Yeah, they do.

(airplane engine rolling)

- Thank.

- Yeah.

- Do you wanna?

- Yeah.

- Torvald?

- Yeah.

- Our baby?

- Yeah.

- You kinda like the Vikes don't you?

- People keep telling me that.

- Well do you?

- Yeah, I mean, even if I didn't it's just a word.

- Yeah.

- Do you like the Vikes Ida?

- I'm afraid so.

- Well, thanks for signing my petition then.

- Our petition.

- All right thanks for helping me out.

- You're welcome.

- I mean, good Lefse though.

- Thank you.

- It's tasty.

- Yum.

- I mean, if you ever need any help with anything

you wanna get out, get heard, you know, the Redskins.

Just say it.

- Thank you.

- You bet.

- Hey Torvald.

- Yeah.

- Why are you doing this stuff?

- What stuff?

I don't know.

For the same reason as you, I suppose.

- Why are we doing this stuff?

What is this?

- What, it's a pretty good one yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- Well it's funny.

- Maybe so, but not on my watch.

- What?

- I took a break Torvald.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I just, I don't have time to be of any proper help.

- Cause of Vikes?

- No, just cause.

- Well.

- Did you think I made this?

- I don't know like you contributed or signed off.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I mean the, the quality isn't so consistent, you know

like with the design and finish.

It's not Ida level.

- And what about the tone?

- It's not really in your wheelhouse either.

- Yeah, you still think that was pretty good.

- Yeah, it was pretty good.

- And if I made it.

- Yeah.

- A polite lie

- It's a Cracker thing.

- What's a Cracker thing?

- A polite lie.

- How's turnabout?

- Yeah, it was okay.

(upbeat music)

- Just okay?

- Yeah, sure it was, it was good.

- Another Cracker thing.

- Yeah you would have had fun.

(upbeat music)

- How do you know I would have had fun?

- Cause you always seem to have fun.

- Well then I did.

- Goddam I just want shit to go good for you.

Sorry for swearing.

- No why?

- Because I was taught not to know.

- No.

Why do you want stuff to good for me?

- I don't know.

You always want stuff to go good for everyone else.

- Swear again.

- What?

- Swear.

- Goddam, shit, fuck, hell ass.

- Dress for the position to which you aspire son.

- Hi dad.

- Thrilling on semble layer Torvald.

- Yeah, i just went in the garage.

- Oh, thank you.

Well, very good.

- Is there anything else you need help with.

- You know, most of us come into this world kicking

and screaming, demanding free stuff.

I've witnessed that twice in my life.

One was you.

You've done a pretty good job

of evolving away from that so far.

So a continued progress along those lines would be good.

- Okay.

- And if you get the balance just right

you'll be just as proud of the things you haven't done

as you are the things you have.

- Right.

Well, can I go do homework now?

- Yeah.

- Wait, Where's mom and my bro

- There at the church fair visiting with the Lord.

Santa stayed home though.

What can I do for you?

You know, I've bet mom could kick God's ass in sack race.

- Oh yeah.

That's why she's at the church fair.

She never shies from a challenge.

Oh, I see you brought a hot dish.

- No it's Lefse

- Hey, great.

You must be Ida.

- Ida, dad, dad, Ida.

- Good to meet you Ida.

- It's good to meet you too Mr. Thompson.

- Good Lefse.

- Oh, thanks.

- Oh, shacks.

- Torvald

- Yeah.

- This isn't your family.

- Yeah, I know.

They came with a friend.

Interesting when I spoke don't you think.

- Torvald

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing.

(soft music)

- Where did you learn that.

- Still learning.

- So what do you wanna do now?

- I mean, nothing it was pretty fun don't you think.

- Yeah.

- More nothing.

They're stuck.

- No they are not.

- Well, they're not budging.

- Well, that's because my hips are down.

- Are you gonna raise them up?

- Raise what up?

- Those hips, your hips.

These will come off a lot easier.

Just lift your hips up a bit.

- I know.

- So.

- So when I do, if I do, I'll be there time.

- What time?

- Sometime maybe.

- Well, that'd be a fun time too I bet.

- Yeah.

- Thanks for taking your shirt off.

- You took my shirt off.

- Not without clearance from the tower.

- I lift my arms up.

- Slid right off.

- That's the way I work see.

- I like it.

- Cool.

- You know what I like most about it.

- That I like you a lot.

- Well I have the urge.

(door knocking)

- [Hilda] Torvald.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- Suffering arthritis of the hand.

- [Hilda] Oh, Y?

- Homework.

- Oh, well that's good.

Well, I have snacks.

- We're not having sex.

- [Hilda] Pardon?

- Ida's hips are down.

- [Hilda] Oh, okay.

But she can still have snacks if she like though.

- No, she can't.

- [Hilda] Sure she can.

- She's not really feeling urge.

- Yet.

- She's not feeling the urge yet.

- [Hilda] Oh.

- Thanks.

- Thanks though.

- [Hilda] Okay, but you know probably

that's a figure appetite then.

You know, I'll just leave it here for when you're ready.

- Aw!

- That was strange.