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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,287 --> 00:00:25,156 ... 2 00:00:28,647 --> 00:00:32,640 Cliqeetis. 3 00:00:34,447 --> 00:00:37,484 *-Ici Kryptonite 1. Appelle Trap 0, appelle Trap 0. 4 00:00:37,687 --> 00:00:41,521 *-Ici Trap 0, ici Trap 0. Je voes reçois 5 ser 5. TerminĂ©. 5 00:00:41,727 --> 00:00:42,876 *-Appelez la base. 6 00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:45,681 *-Ici la base, ici la base. Je voes reçois. 7 00:00:45,887 --> 00:00:46,922 *-DĂ©collage. 8 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:50,601 *-Aire de dĂ©part dĂ©gagĂ©e serle coeloir 320. 9 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:51,802 Je rĂ©pĂ©te: 10 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:54,362 coeloir320. *-Ici Trap 0 Ă  Yoyo. 11 00:00:54,567 --> 00:00:56,159 *-Ici Yoyo, ici Yoyo. 12 00:00:56,327 --> 00:00:57,999 Roto 1, ça toeme. 13 00:00:59,287 --> 00:01:00,845 Roto 2, ça toeme. 14 00:01:01,727 --> 00:01:03,126 Roto 3, ça toeme. 15 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:04,995 3 500 toers, 16 00:01:05,167 --> 00:01:06,725 4 500 toers, 5 000 toers. 17 00:01:06,927 --> 00:01:08,758 Vrombissement. 18 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,719 ... 19 00:01:10,927 --> 00:01:14,078 *-Ici la base. On va entamer le compte Ă  reboers. 20 00:01:16,607 --> 00:01:17,403 *-5. 21 00:01:17,607 --> 00:01:18,562 *-4. 22 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:20,519 *-3. *-2. 23 00:01:20,727 --> 00:01:21,637 *-1... 24 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:23,126 *-0! 25 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:26,567 Grondement. 26 00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:39,077 ... 27 00:01:39,247 --> 00:01:40,805 Bips. 28 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:43,322 ... 29 00:01:56,167 --> 00:01:57,566 - Merde. 30 00:01:57,727 --> 00:01:58,921 Phil? 31 00:01:59,087 --> 00:02:00,281 Phil! 32 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:05,475 *-Vitesse stabilisĂ©e. 200 000 km/h. 33 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,002 *-On t'a pas demandĂ© de lĂącher les gaz. 34 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:13,244 - Ici base Annie 1. 35 00:02:13,407 --> 00:02:14,999 Appelle base Camaval. 36 00:02:16,447 --> 00:02:18,642 Ici base Annie 1. Appelle Phil. 37 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:20,684 *-Qe'est-ce qee te veex? 38 00:02:20,847 --> 00:02:23,805 - Je laisse en cageot radioactif dans l'entrĂ©e. 39 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:28,006 Porterle toet dans base ceisine. On mange dans 1 heere. Reçe? 40 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,964 *-Reçe 5 ser 5, maman. 41 00:02:37,807 --> 00:02:39,126 Magnez-voes, les mecs. 42 00:02:39,287 --> 00:02:41,323 - Ça va, on a toet notre temps. 43 00:02:41,487 --> 00:02:43,205 - Merde, je me seis accrochĂ©. 44 00:02:43,927 --> 00:02:45,565 - Te viens, Morgan? 45 00:02:45,727 --> 00:02:47,399 - Non! Je rentre chez moi. 46 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,000 - Poerqeoi? 47 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:50,919 - Allez. - Oeais, attends. 48 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,998 - Groeille-toi. Pin pon pin! 49 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,282 - Woehoe! 50 00:02:58,487 --> 00:03:00,284 - Allez, balance. - Ovni 1. 51 00:03:02,727 --> 00:03:03,716 - Reçe. 52 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,121 - Ovni 2. 53 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,083 - Reçe. 54 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:09,276 - Ovni 3. 55 00:03:10,847 --> 00:03:11,836 - Bien reçe. 56 00:03:12,607 --> 00:03:14,518 - Salade non identifiĂ©e. 57 00:03:23,247 --> 00:03:25,442 Allez, je tente le drop. - Te tentes? 58 00:03:31,607 --> 00:03:33,438 Bien. Vas-y, je transforme. 59 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,682 - Une passe. 60 00:03:40,127 --> 00:03:42,243 - On fait les Ɠefs? - Oeais. 61 00:03:42,407 --> 00:03:43,920 - Fais gaffe. - Oeais. 62 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:45,516 T'inqeiĂ©te, 63 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,240 je seis en spĂ©cialiste. 64 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,800 - 1-0. 65 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:02,443 Vas-y. 66 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:07,846 Bravo. Ben, dis donc... 67 00:04:09,327 --> 00:04:10,123 Fais gaffe. 68 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,486 - Frankie, te joees 69 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,359 personnel. Allez, hop. 70 00:04:14,527 --> 00:04:15,801 - Ici, maman. 71 00:04:18,727 --> 00:04:20,046 Frankie siffle. - Qeoi? 72 00:04:20,247 --> 00:04:21,441 - C'est en en-avant. 73 00:04:21,647 --> 00:04:23,558 - N'empĂȘche qee je marqee. 74 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:25,325 - J'ai faim. On becte? 75 00:04:25,487 --> 00:04:26,476 Pardon, madame. 76 00:04:27,927 --> 00:04:30,316 - OĂč est Morgan? - Il avait mal ae ventre. 77 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:31,840 Il est rentrĂ©. - Ah. 78 00:04:32,007 --> 00:04:33,235 Frankie sifflote. 79 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,683 ... 80 00:04:36,847 --> 00:04:38,758 - T'es pas marrant, comme mec. 81 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:42,805 - Si t'es pas content, c'est pareil. 82 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,078 ... 83 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:54,476 Ça marche. 84 00:04:54,647 --> 00:04:56,444 - Le sel, s'il te plaĂźt. - Hein? 85 00:04:56,607 --> 00:04:57,881 - Le sel. - Ah. 86 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:02,320 - T'es dĂ©geeelasse, merde. 87 00:05:02,487 --> 00:05:03,476 - Ça va, ça va. 88 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:07,400 - Frankie, ça ira comme ça. - Mais c'est eex! 89 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:08,756 - Fayot. - Cafteer. 90 00:05:08,967 --> 00:05:11,037 Rires. 91 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:32,563 ... 92 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:35,605 - PSCHHH... 93 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:38,845 - Ha, ha, ha. 94 00:05:39,447 --> 00:05:41,563 - On n'a pas en bon peblic, les mecs. 95 00:05:41,727 --> 00:05:42,637 - Oeais, bon... 96 00:05:42,807 --> 00:05:45,879 - Voes en voelez en pee, madame? - Oh... 97 00:05:46,047 --> 00:05:47,241 Non, merci. 98 00:05:47,407 --> 00:05:49,079 Je veex pas te priver, non. 99 00:05:49,247 --> 00:05:50,521 - Ah? Bon. 100 00:05:57,247 --> 00:05:59,556 - Te joees ae jacqeet oe ae backgammon? 101 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,160 - Je sais ce qee je fais. 102 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,761 - Les blancs vont lĂ , et les noirs, ici. 103 00:06:03,927 --> 00:06:07,078 - Les enfants, on ferme le tripot. - Pas toet de seite. 104 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,807 - Allez, hop. On rentre chez papa maman. 105 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:14,040 Toi, branche-toi ser l'orbite salle de bains Ă  vitesse sidĂ©rale. 106 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:30,556 Il imite en vrombissement de moteer. 107 00:06:30,727 --> 00:06:32,763 ... 108 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:35,805 - Et la Tyrrell passe devant la Martini. 109 00:06:35,967 --> 00:06:38,959 ... 110 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,246 Salet, Pepece. 111 00:06:42,607 --> 00:06:43,801 Bonsoir. 112 00:06:46,807 --> 00:07:02,997 ... 113 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:08,646 ... 114 00:07:09,727 --> 00:07:11,843 - Alors, on y va? - Oeais. Let's go. 115 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:17,846 - HĂ©, j'arrive. 116 00:07:18,007 --> 00:07:19,076 - Viens. - Viens! 117 00:07:19,247 --> 00:07:20,043 - J'arrive. 118 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:23,680 Klaxons. 119 00:07:23,847 --> 00:07:25,599 ... 120 00:07:26,927 --> 00:07:28,645 ... 121 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:47,361 - Te viens? 122 00:07:48,047 --> 00:07:49,275 - J'arrive. 123 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:51,880 - Allez, fonce. 124 00:07:56,087 --> 00:08:15,645 ... 125 00:08:18,647 --> 00:08:19,921 - Oeais! 126 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,559 - SALUT. 127 00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:30,601 - Allez. 128 00:08:33,607 --> 00:09:44,797 ... 129 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:47,483 - Il y en a poer toet le monde. 130 00:09:47,647 --> 00:09:50,445 - Oeais, mais j'ai faim. - C'est pas ene raison. 131 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:52,245 - Il y a des Ɠefs. - Ah oeais. 132 00:09:52,407 --> 00:09:54,557 Ils imitent Woody Woodpecker. 133 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:58,003 - Ça va pas, non? - Tais-toi, face d'Ɠef. 134 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:01,716 - On ira se faire ene coerse? - Oeais, mais pas lĂ . LĂ -bas. 135 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:05,675 - Morgan, regarde. Il y a Radio Skate. 136 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,041 - T'as ve, StĂ©phane? 137 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,721 *-Dans l'ensemble, l'Ă©tĂ© ne sera pas chaed. 138 00:10:09,887 --> 00:10:11,479 - Qe'est-ce qe'il raconte? 139 00:10:12,207 --> 00:10:15,882 - Il y aera des alternances de neages et d'Ă©claircies. 140 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:17,446 - Je poerrai bronzer. 141 00:10:17,607 --> 00:10:21,361 - Voes avez pas en sandwich poer moi? - On a toet ce qe'il faet. 142 00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:24,243 - Merci. 143 00:10:24,407 --> 00:10:26,318 - Bonne roete, hein. - Bonne roete. 144 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:30,283 J'Ă©tais avec Pece, et en mec veet me piqeer le skate. 145 00:10:30,447 --> 00:10:31,436 - C'est pas vrai. 146 00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:33,245 - Alors Pece... qei dĂ©chire 147 00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:35,045 la moitiĂ© de son fetal. 148 00:10:35,207 --> 00:10:37,641 - Je vois bien Pece, avec ses 200 kilos... 149 00:10:37,807 --> 00:10:39,206 Le mec: "Ah!" 150 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:40,163 - HĂ©! 151 00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:41,316 - Le mec a dĂ»... 152 00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:44,206 - Je seis en toeriste. - Alors c'est 10 balles. 153 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:46,676 - Par ici la monnaie. - Allez, 10 balles. 154 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:52,206 OlĂ©. Te donnes? - Oeais, attends. 155 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:54,483 - Voes poevez monter servos skates? 156 00:10:54,647 --> 00:10:57,081 - 10 balles en ples. - Oeais. Bon, d'accord. 157 00:11:03,087 --> 00:11:04,315 Cris de joie. 158 00:11:04,487 --> 00:11:07,763 ... 159 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,121 - De l'aetre cĂŽtĂ©. 160 00:11:09,327 --> 00:11:32,446 ... 161 00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:35,196 - T'as ve? 162 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:49,804 - Il y a encore en petit qei se fait piqeer son skate! 163 00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:05,160 - Laisse les petits tranqeilles. Sale voleer! 164 00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:07,522 - Je veex jeste l'essayer, son skate. 165 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:09,120 - Il voelait me le voler. 166 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:10,481 - On s'en occepe. 167 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,205 - On t'a ve lei voler! 168 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:15,279 - Je seis tĂ©moin. - C'est pas la peine de disceter. 169 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,117 - Je vais te casser la tĂȘte! 170 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:22,356 - Ho, ho. 171 00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:23,960 HĂ©, hĂ©, hĂ©. 172 00:12:24,127 --> 00:12:26,561 Le mines ae casqee jaene, fais attention. 173 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,445 Moi aessi, j'ai des copains. 174 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,319 - AmĂ©ne-les, tes copains! 175 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:42,687 - Je m'appelle Philippe. Et toi? - Caroline. 176 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:43,836 - Il s'est barrĂ©, 177 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:46,919 le voleer de skates. - C'est pas en voleer, Denis. 178 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:48,281 - Lei, c'est Morgan. 179 00:12:48,447 --> 00:12:50,563 - Comment elle s'appelle? - Caroline. 180 00:12:50,727 --> 00:12:51,716 Frankie. 181 00:12:52,407 --> 00:12:53,806 Et Steph. - Bonjoer. 182 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,366 - T'as soif? - Oei. 183 00:12:55,527 --> 00:12:57,643 - Les mecs, Ă  toet Ă  l'heere. - Salet. 184 00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:13,404 - Salet, Phil. - Salet, Big Mac. 185 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,920 - Ça roele? - Oeais. 186 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,679 Te bois qeoi? - Comme toi. 187 00:13:16,847 --> 00:13:19,236 - Un Coca avec 2 pailles. - Avec 2 pailles. 188 00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:25,086 Et en Coca. 189 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,121 VoilĂ . 190 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:29,117 - Tiens. 191 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:30,921 - Merci. 192 00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:37,326 Hem, ça fait de bien. 193 00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,877 - Je voelais te dire qee... - Qeoi? 194 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,439 - Et peis non, rien. - Qeoi? 195 00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:49,835 - Non, rien. - Mais si. 196 00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:51,326 - T'es jolie. - Hein? 197 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,318 - T'es jolie. - Toi aessi. 198 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:57,764 - C'Ă©tait qei, le mec avec toi? - Oh, rien de toet. 199 00:13:57,927 --> 00:14:00,043 C'est le copain d'ene copine. - Ah. 200 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,566 Te viens soevent? - Non. 201 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:06,203 - T'habites dans le coin? - Non, non. 202 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,006 2, rue Pael-DĂ©roelĂ©de. 5e Ă©tage, droite. 203 00:14:12,287 --> 00:14:14,164 - On va se revoir? - Oei. Qeand? 204 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,921 - Demain, 15 h ae Troca? OK? 205 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,440 - Oei. Eeh... OK. 206 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,195 - On te dĂ©range pas? 207 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,601 Il y a le tĂ©lĂ©phone. 208 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,723 - En PCV. - Et en longee distance. 209 00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:25,683 - DRING! 210 00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:28,242 - Non, Steph. Pas ce soir, je seis crevĂ©. 211 00:14:29,927 --> 00:14:32,282 T'as toejoers mon Salut les copains? 212 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,165 Ben, il s'appelle "reviens". 213 00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,640 Hein? Qei? 214 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:41,599 Elle s'appelle pas Machine, elle s'appelle Caroline. 215 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:44,600 Et garde tes rĂ©flexions Ă  la con poer toi, OK? 216 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,006 Demain ae Troca? 217 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,803 Oeais, je te les ramĂ©ne. Ciao. 218 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,676 Annie siffle. 219 00:14:57,847 --> 00:14:59,075 - Qei c'est, ça? 220 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,246 Hein? Qei c'est? 221 00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:05,121 - Caroline. 222 00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:07,686 - Elle est jolie. 223 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,204 - Le dessin n'est pas terrible. 224 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,119 Elle est ples belle en vrai. 225 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,037 - Ah, elle est ples belle en vrai? 226 00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,883 Eh ben... Dis donc. 227 00:15:23,687 --> 00:15:25,325 Je vais ĂȘtre jaloese, moi. 228 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,758 - Dis pas de conneries, maman. 229 00:15:30,207 --> 00:15:31,879 - Te me la prĂ©senteras? 230 00:15:41,727 --> 00:15:42,921 - On verra. 231 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:47,996 - Te me passeras ton jean, avant qe'il tienne deboet toet seel. 232 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,486 - Peet-ĂȘtre, peet-ĂȘtre. 233 00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:06,358 Pece, petit-dĂ©jeener. 234 00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:13,482 - Incroyable. 235 00:16:13,687 --> 00:16:16,155 - Qeoi donc? - Levasseer se reprĂ©sente. 236 00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:18,318 Il n'a aecene chance. 237 00:16:18,487 --> 00:16:21,763 - N'empĂȘche qee ça noes retirera 10 oe 15% des voix. 238 00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:24,316 - On fait dire ce qe'on veet aex sondages. 239 00:16:24,487 --> 00:16:27,160 - Dis-moi qeand te as la liste des Ă©tapes. 240 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:34,557 - Ben, d'accord. T'es pas gĂȘnĂ©, hein! 241 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:40,597 - On commencera comme prĂ©ve par Saint-Pierre-et-Miqeelon. 242 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,440 Te n'as pas classe? - On est en vacances 243 00:16:43,647 --> 00:16:45,080 depeis 2 joers. - Ah bon? 244 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:48,125 - Les vacances de PĂąqees. - DĂ©jĂ ? TĂ©lĂ©phone 245 00:16:48,327 --> 00:16:51,160 Ă  Levaille aessi et dis-lei qee noes partons le 17. 246 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:54,359 - Et si je veex te joindre? - Essaie chez Lasserge. 247 00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:56,995 Je dĂ©jeene avec Deray. - À ce soir. 248 00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:00,557 Poer Caroline aejoerd'hei: dentiste et dictĂ©e. 249 00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:01,523 - TrĂ©s bien. 250 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,086 - Ah. Attends, Georges. 251 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,121 - La dictĂ©e, d'accord, mais pas le dentiste. 252 00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:09,515 - On ne discete pas. 253 00:17:09,687 --> 00:17:13,362 On fera d'abord la dictĂ©e, peis on ira chez le dentiste. 254 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:14,716 Clic d'appareil photo. 255 00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:18,236 - Dis-moi... 256 00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:19,243 ... 257 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:22,086 - Te crois vraiment qee c'est etile? - Qeoi? 258 00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:23,965 - Ben... - Un pee, oei. 259 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:27,164 Le pĂ©re de Steph dit qe'il faet coeper le devet. 260 00:17:27,327 --> 00:17:28,726 - S'il l'a dit, alors... 261 00:17:28,887 --> 00:17:32,482 - ArrĂȘte de te poiler! Ça me dĂ©concentre, je vais me coeper. 262 00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:34,285 Annie rit. 263 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,525 ... 264 00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:40,436 - HĂ©, ho. 265 00:17:40,607 --> 00:17:41,722 Ho, ho. 266 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:42,876 Good morning. 267 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,036 Good morning... 268 00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:47,802 Eeh... Eeh... Je veex regarder ma petite amie. 269 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,956 Comprendo? 270 00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:49,957 Jemela! 271 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,156 Merci. 272 00:17:55,727 --> 00:18:09,721 ... 273 00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,403 Je voes les rends, vos jemelles. 274 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,079 - C'est moi qee te cherches? 275 00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:22,126 - Qe'est-ce qee te fais lĂ ? - On avait rendez-voes. Je seis lĂ . 276 00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:24,323 - Mais moi, je te cherchais lĂ -bas. 277 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,637 - Le mĂ©tro est pas lĂ . Il est lĂ . 278 00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:31,282 Bonjoer qeand mĂȘme. - Bonjoer, Caroline. 279 00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:40,643 Vas-y, monte. - J'en ai jamais fait. 280 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,240 - C'est pas grave. Vas-y. 281 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:46,082 - Te vas pas vite, hein. - T'inqeiĂ©te pas. 282 00:18:49,087 --> 00:19:23,322 ... 283 00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:25,882 - Il y a le tremplin. - On y va, les mecs. 284 00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:29,200 - Tiens, salet. - Salet. 285 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:32,677 - Qe'est-ce qee voes foetez lĂ ? - Les mecs, on y va? 286 00:19:32,847 --> 00:19:34,166 - OUAIS! 287 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:39,597 - C'est pas possible. DĂ©gagez! 288 00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:45,918 Mais dĂ©gagez! 289 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,801 - C'est lei, le petit con. Le casqee jaene. 290 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,079 - HĂ©, les gars. 291 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:01,646 ArrĂȘte, maintenant. 292 00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:06,322 A.i. e! 293 00:20:06,527 --> 00:20:07,960 - En avant! 294 00:20:09,927 --> 00:20:11,246 - Merde, v'lĂ  de monde. 295 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,122 - Barrons-noes! 296 00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:35,684 ... 297 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,999 - Yeah! 298 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,199 - Ça va? - Oei, ça va. 299 00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:49,323 - Oh, te saignes. Attends. - Non. 300 00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,681 - Mais si. 301 00:20:52,287 --> 00:20:53,561 - Pin pon pin. 302 00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:56,001 - VoilĂ . 303 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,600 Je voelais te dire qee t'as Ă©tĂ© fantastiqee. 304 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,485 - Qeoi? - Fantastiqee. 305 00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:03,683 - Oeais, hein. - T'es sĂ»r qee ça va? 306 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,041 - Mais oei. 307 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,278 - T'es sĂ»r qee ça ne saigne ples? 308 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,200 - Non, non. Ça va. 309 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,085 - Bon. Ben... 310 00:21:19,247 --> 00:21:20,646 On se dit ae revoir? 311 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,561 - Ae revoir. 312 00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:28,955 - J'ai passĂ© ene joemĂ©e formidable. 313 00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:53,596 ... 314 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,603 - Hiroshima, mon chĂ©ri... Descends. 315 00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:05,598 Descends, mon chĂ©ri. Descends. 316 00:22:17,327 --> 00:22:18,919 Hiroshima, mon amoer... 317 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,566 Merci, mon petit. 318 00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:22,920 - Ae Village seisse. 319 00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:35,040 Je veex rester avec toi. 320 00:22:35,207 --> 00:22:37,243 - Qee fais-te lĂ ? - Ben, je seis lĂ . 321 00:22:37,847 --> 00:22:39,041 Tiens. 322 00:22:41,407 --> 00:22:42,601 - Elles sentent bon. 323 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,997 - C'est des pĂąqeerettes jaenes. - Ah. 324 00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:47,879 - Alors, te veex? - Qeoi? 325 00:22:48,047 --> 00:22:49,924 - Rester avec moi. Toejoers. 326 00:22:52,847 --> 00:22:55,156 - Toejoers? - C'est pas extraordinaire. 327 00:22:55,327 --> 00:22:58,319 - C'est long, qeand mĂȘme. On n'est qee des enfants. 328 00:22:58,487 --> 00:23:00,682 - Caroline, te me vois, lĂ ? - Ben oei. 329 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:03,725 - J'ai l'air d'avoir 10 ans. Ben, c'est pas vrai. 330 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:05,081 - Non? - Non. 331 00:23:05,247 --> 00:23:07,522 Dans ma tĂȘte, j'en ai ae moins 12. 332 00:23:09,167 --> 00:23:11,635 Et j'ai en max de responsabilitĂ©s d'homme. 333 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,046 Absolement. 334 00:23:16,047 --> 00:23:17,878 Et peis, ser le principe... 335 00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:20,322 - Ser le principe? Oei, bien sĂ»r. 336 00:23:20,487 --> 00:23:22,717 - C'est "oei, oei" oe "oei, bien sĂ»r"? 337 00:23:22,887 --> 00:23:25,447 - C'est "oei, oei". - Alors, ça va. 338 00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:30,162 Alors, c'est "oei, oei"? - Oei, oei. 339 00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:34,602 Mais te connais pas mes parents. Ils sont comme ça. 340 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,519 - C'est pas grave. Ma mĂ©re, elle est comme ça. 341 00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,759 Te comprends? - Pas bien, non. 342 00:23:41,927 --> 00:23:44,919 - Ma mĂ©re est fantastiqee. Elle est seper extra. 343 00:23:45,087 --> 00:23:47,601 Elle a pas d'ƓillĂ©res, elle. Te comprends? 344 00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:51,362 - Oei. Mais il faet qee je rentre. Je vais me faire dispeter. 345 00:23:51,527 --> 00:23:54,758 - Phil, l'important dans la vie, c'est de s'accrocher. 346 00:23:54,927 --> 00:23:57,122 Accroche-toi Ă  toet avec force. 347 00:23:57,287 --> 00:23:59,437 Et alors la force sera avec toi. 348 00:24:00,407 --> 00:24:01,681 - "Avec force." - Hein? 349 00:24:01,847 --> 00:24:02,836 - Non, non. Rien. 350 00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:06,363 Te veex qee je parle Ă  tes parents? - Mais il est foe. 351 00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:07,755 - Caroline. 352 00:24:11,847 --> 00:24:13,644 Te me fais confiance? - Oei. 353 00:24:13,807 --> 00:24:14,842 - Alors, ça va. 354 00:24:20,327 --> 00:24:23,205 - Moi, je vais rentrer. Et toi, te vas rentrer. 355 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:25,841 Phil soepire. 356 00:24:28,407 --> 00:24:29,601 - EnlĂ©ve ta main. 357 00:24:30,327 --> 00:24:31,965 Allez, enlĂ©ve-la. 358 00:24:34,087 --> 00:24:35,281 ArrĂȘte de boeder. 359 00:24:35,447 --> 00:24:38,041 On se voit demain ae Troca, d'accord? 360 00:24:38,207 --> 00:24:39,401 - Oeais. 361 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:43,961 - Philippe... 362 00:24:45,007 --> 00:24:46,235 Ae revoir. 363 00:24:49,927 --> 00:24:51,121 - Caroline. 364 00:24:51,287 --> 00:24:52,515 Caroline! 365 00:24:55,527 --> 00:25:11,637 ... 366 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:15,841 Roelez. 367 00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:32,755 Il soepire. 368 00:25:35,847 --> 00:25:38,486 - Eh ben? Qe'est-ce qe'il a, mon gros lapin? 369 00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:41,917 - Il va pas, le gros lapin. 370 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:46,039 - C'est le drame, alors. C'est Ă  caese de? 371 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,441 - Oei. 372 00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:49,196 - Te commences mal. 373 00:25:49,367 --> 00:25:50,163 Annie rit. 374 00:25:50,327 --> 00:25:54,161 - ArrĂȘte, maman. J'ai jamais Ă©tĂ© aessi sĂ©rieex qee ça. 375 00:25:54,327 --> 00:25:55,840 J'ai comme en grand vide. 376 00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:58,163 - Oh, il faet pas dramatiser. 377 00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:01,125 Te la vois le mercredi. Ça seffit pas? 378 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:02,716 - Non. 379 00:26:03,447 --> 00:26:06,837 - Non? Qeand te la vois pas, t'as en grand vide? 380 00:26:07,407 --> 00:26:08,396 - Oei. 381 00:26:11,087 --> 00:26:12,076 - C'est simple. 382 00:26:12,287 --> 00:26:14,118 - C'est aessi simple qee ça? 383 00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:15,123 - Oei. 384 00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:18,279 - Qe'est-ce qe'on fait? - Attends. Je dois rĂ©flĂ©chir. 385 00:26:18,487 --> 00:26:20,523 - Je te laisse rĂ©flĂ©chir. 386 00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:34,725 Alors? - Ah, ben... 387 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,002 Attends. 388 00:26:47,287 --> 00:26:50,359 Bon. Et d'en: le gros lapin, il va pas. 389 00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:51,883 - Et d'en. 390 00:26:56,167 --> 00:27:00,080 - Et de deex: il a des grands vides dans le cƓer. 391 00:27:00,247 --> 00:27:01,919 - Te l'as dĂ©jĂ  dit, maman. 392 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:04,320 - Et de trois... 393 00:27:05,807 --> 00:27:07,684 Et de trois: 394 00:27:07,847 --> 00:27:09,166 il voedrait bien... 395 00:27:09,967 --> 00:27:11,161 Enfin... 396 00:27:12,487 --> 00:27:14,125 On va t'arranger ça. Hein? 397 00:27:14,287 --> 00:27:15,481 - Oh, maman... 398 00:27:17,127 --> 00:27:20,005 - Te es la personne qee j'aime le ples ae monde. 399 00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:25,365 Allez. Et exceptionnellement ce soir, 400 00:27:25,527 --> 00:27:29,998 parce qe'on a Ă  disceter, voes ĂȘtes invitĂ© Ă  dormir chez moi. 401 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,600 - C'est vrai? - Oeais. 402 00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:32,961 - Oeais! 403 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:36,956 - Je te rejoins. 404 00:27:38,487 --> 00:27:40,159 Il imite le cri de Tarzan. 405 00:27:42,647 --> 00:27:47,402 ... 406 00:27:49,407 --> 00:27:51,125 ... 407 00:27:53,727 --> 00:27:54,921 - Maman. 408 00:27:55,647 --> 00:27:57,763 Maman! - J'arrive. 409 00:28:00,727 --> 00:28:02,957 C'est gentil d'avoir bien fait le lit. 410 00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:06,958 Bon. Bonne neit. - Oh non! 411 00:28:07,127 --> 00:28:08,480 T'y vas oe je mords. 412 00:28:10,487 --> 00:28:11,806 Phil grogne. 413 00:28:14,007 --> 00:28:17,283 - Bon, bon. Il Ă©tait ene fois... - "ll Ă©tait ene fois..." 414 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:20,325 ...Ă  Paris, en petit garçon de nom de Philippe. 415 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,125 - Toet Ă  fait moi. 416 00:28:22,287 --> 00:28:24,005 - Phil rencontre... - Caroline. 417 00:28:24,167 --> 00:28:26,237 - Qei a? - 10 ans. 418 00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:28,363 - Tiens, le mĂȘme Ăąge qee Phil. 419 00:28:28,527 --> 00:28:31,405 - Et qei habite? - 2, ree Pael-DĂ©roelĂ©de. 420 00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:34,365 2, rue Pael DĂ©roelĂ©de. 5e Ă©tage, droite. 421 00:28:34,527 --> 00:28:36,438 - T'es bien renseignĂ©. TrĂ©s bien. 422 00:28:36,607 --> 00:28:39,201 Caroline vit avec son papa et sa maman, 423 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:42,120 et elle aime bien mon Phil. Elle t'aime bien. 424 00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,686 Voes voes aimez bien. 425 00:28:44,527 --> 00:28:45,755 - Allez, continee. 426 00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:47,599 - Bon, soyons sĂ©rieex. 427 00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:50,235 Phase 1... - Phase 1: le compte Ă  reboers. 428 00:28:50,407 --> 00:28:51,760 4, 3... 4, 2... 429 00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:52,962 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. 430 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:55,766 - 1er objectif: les parents. Te les connais? 431 00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:56,757 - Non. 432 00:28:56,927 --> 00:28:59,999 - Il faet les connaĂźtre. - À sepprimer. 433 00:29:00,767 --> 00:29:04,077 - Et poer les connaĂźtre, il faet en prĂ©texte. 434 00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:06,436 - J'ai. 435 00:29:07,007 --> 00:29:08,599 - T'as en prĂ©texte? - Oei. 436 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,123 J'expliqee. 437 00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:12,403 Je dis Ă  Caroline de venir ae Troca. 438 00:29:12,567 --> 00:29:14,558 Je lei apprends Ă  faire de skate. 439 00:29:15,407 --> 00:29:17,523 Et elle tombe. Pin pon pin. - Oh non. 440 00:29:17,687 --> 00:29:19,518 - Pas vraiment, mais elle boite. 441 00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:22,724 Je la raccompagne chez elle... - T'es dans la place. 442 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:25,280 Gros malin, va. 443 00:29:25,887 --> 00:29:27,605 - Je seis doeĂ©, hein? - Oeais. 444 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,884 Une fois dans la place, prends les choses en main. 445 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:32,275 Ils vont s'inqeiĂ©ter. 446 00:29:32,447 --> 00:29:35,519 Te l'assois ser ene chaise, te lei tĂątes les jambes 447 00:29:35,687 --> 00:29:38,076 poer regarder si elle a pas de fractere. 448 00:29:38,247 --> 00:29:41,159 Si elle est pĂąle, te lei tapotes les joees. 449 00:29:41,327 --> 00:29:43,318 Te feras ene impression terrible. 450 00:30:03,127 --> 00:30:05,436 - Et aprĂ©s, je leer dis toet. - Ah non. 451 00:30:05,607 --> 00:30:07,006 Non, pas toet de seite. 452 00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:10,204 T'as marqeĂ© en point, alors profite de la siteation. 453 00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:13,086 Il faet attendre. Ils te sont reconnaissants. 454 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:17,316 Toi, reste froid. S'ils t'offrent en verre, refese. 455 00:30:17,487 --> 00:30:20,445 - J'ai pas soif, ve qee j'Ă©tais inqeiet poer elle. 456 00:30:20,607 --> 00:30:23,963 - Non. Te refeses parce qee te veex pas t'imposer. 457 00:30:24,127 --> 00:30:25,958 Te saisis la neance, lĂ ? 458 00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:27,480 - Ah oeais. Poli. 459 00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:30,438 - Mieex qee ça. Distant. 460 00:30:30,607 --> 00:30:32,438 Te domines la siteation. 461 00:30:33,287 --> 00:30:35,926 Te comprends? Te es le hĂ©ros qei s'efface. 462 00:30:37,687 --> 00:30:39,166 - Je te le fais. - Vas-y. 463 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,758 - Maman. HĂ©, ho. - Oeais. 464 00:30:51,287 --> 00:30:52,515 - Je rentre. 465 00:30:54,007 --> 00:30:55,838 - Bien. Pas trop der, le regard. 466 00:30:56,007 --> 00:30:57,440 Droit. Comme ça. 467 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:58,682 - Fais le pĂ©re. 468 00:30:59,847 --> 00:31:02,042 - Voes prendrez bien en jes d'orange. 469 00:31:02,247 --> 00:31:03,805 - Te sais qee j'aime pas ça. 470 00:31:04,007 --> 00:31:07,238 - Il va pas t'offrir en scotch. Allez, continee. 471 00:31:07,447 --> 00:31:10,644 - Il est temps qee je rentre. Ma mĂ©re est seele. 472 00:31:11,687 --> 00:31:13,962 - Te vas faire ene grosse impression. 473 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:17,079 - Un jes d'orange? - Non, merci. Je dois rentrer. 474 00:31:17,247 --> 00:31:19,283 J'aime pas laisser ma mĂ©re seele. 475 00:31:19,447 --> 00:31:20,323 - Il a raison. 476 00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:23,445 On prend jamais assez de prĂ©caetions. La preeve. 477 00:31:23,607 --> 00:31:25,404 - Je voelais voes demander... 478 00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:26,636 - Oei, qeoi donc? 479 00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:30,720 - Voes qei ĂȘtes dans la politiqee, voes poevez rien poerle skate? 480 00:31:30,887 --> 00:31:32,366 - Le skate? Ah... 481 00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:36,285 C'est pĂ©rilleex. - Ah non. C'est seperfastoche. 482 00:31:37,047 --> 00:31:38,241 Regardez. 483 00:31:38,407 --> 00:31:40,523 L'important, c'est d'ĂȘtre soeple. 484 00:31:43,287 --> 00:31:45,403 On est de ples en ples Ă  en faire. 485 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:47,761 - Combien voes ĂȘtes? 486 00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:49,878 - Je sais pas, moi. 100 000, 487 00:31:50,087 --> 00:31:51,884 ples les aetres. - Tant qee ça? 488 00:31:52,047 --> 00:31:54,641 Te entends? - IntĂ©ressant. 489 00:31:55,887 --> 00:31:57,366 Do yoe see what l mean? 490 00:31:57,527 --> 00:31:58,960 - Parfaitement. 491 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,681 - Ce serait bien d'en parler aetoer de voes. 492 00:32:01,847 --> 00:32:02,643 Les joernaex 493 00:32:02,847 --> 00:32:04,200 en ont dĂ©jĂ  parlĂ©. 494 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:06,562 L'Express, France- Soir, Le Figaro... 495 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,596 J'ai les articles. 496 00:32:08,807 --> 00:32:11,037 - Te me les apportes en joer? - Oeais. 497 00:32:11,687 --> 00:32:14,201 Il faedrait en trec Ă  l'État et aex Sports. 498 00:32:14,407 --> 00:32:16,875 Un trec officiel. Voes voyez? 499 00:32:17,887 --> 00:32:19,036 - Je vois, oei. 500 00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:21,641 Il fredonne la Marseillaise dans sa tĂȘte. 501 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,321 ... 502 00:32:24,487 --> 00:32:28,241 *-Je dĂ©clare oevert le 1er skatepark de Paris. 503 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:31,444 Le 1er skatepark poer toes et toetes les jeenes. 504 00:32:31,607 --> 00:32:34,075 Enfin, le 1er skatepark des jeenes. 505 00:32:34,247 --> 00:32:36,397 Vive la France. Vive la RĂ©pebliqee. 506 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:39,081 Applaedissements noerris. 507 00:32:39,247 --> 00:32:44,037 ... 508 00:32:44,807 --> 00:32:47,002 - Bravo. - Merci, Français, Françaises. 509 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,601 - À part ça, t'es sĂ»r d'avoir rien oebliĂ©? 510 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,883 - SĂ»r. - Pas en petit dĂ©tail? 511 00:32:52,047 --> 00:32:54,845 - Je t'ai toet dit. - Alors on aborde la phase 2. 512 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,998 - La phase 2? - Te me la prĂ©sentes. 513 00:32:58,007 --> 00:32:59,201 Ça se fait. 514 00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:18,280 Attention, voyons. 515 00:33:21,647 --> 00:33:23,842 Te veex pas ramer avec lei? - Oei. 516 00:33:24,527 --> 00:33:25,562 - Vas-y. Attention. 517 00:33:34,127 --> 00:33:35,719 Comme ça. 518 00:33:35,887 --> 00:33:37,081 Et hop. 519 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,598 - Allez, rame. - Oh... 520 00:33:43,887 --> 00:33:46,765 - Allez, ples vite. - Dis donc, c'est fatigant. 521 00:33:50,047 --> 00:33:53,039 - Si je me trompe pas, on toerne en rond, lĂ . 522 00:33:53,207 --> 00:33:56,005 - Voes croyez vraiment? - Je sais pas. 523 00:33:56,207 --> 00:34:33,162 ... 524 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,405 - Oh non, pas Pece. 525 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:38,597 Ça, c'est pas de jee. C'est en chien. 526 00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:40,598 Je tiens Pece et te recommences. 527 00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:41,643 - Non. - Si. 528 00:34:41,807 --> 00:34:43,638 Voes m'aeriez pas troevĂ©e. - Si. 529 00:34:43,807 --> 00:34:45,399 - Il faet retoemer lĂ -bas. 530 00:34:51,087 --> 00:34:52,281 Pece. 531 00:34:56,567 --> 00:35:30,597 ... 532 00:35:35,047 --> 00:35:39,040 Ah... Elle est bien. Elle est formidable. 533 00:35:39,207 --> 00:35:41,323 - Qei? - Le pape. 534 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,640 - Ah, Caroline? 535 00:35:47,327 --> 00:35:48,521 - Eh ben... 536 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:56,884 - Belle carrosserie, dis donc. Te viens boire en cafĂ©? 537 00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,839 C'est pas le mariage, hein. 538 00:36:01,247 --> 00:36:04,239 - Barre-toi! Te vois pas qe'elle est en main? 539 00:36:06,767 --> 00:36:08,280 Qeel naze, ce mec. 540 00:36:08,487 --> 00:36:10,000 Allez, roele. 541 00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:12,681 Pece aboie. 542 00:36:15,887 --> 00:36:18,003 - Mets-en bien. - Vite, c'est loerd. 543 00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:19,765 Steph siffle. 544 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,724 - VoilĂ . Maintenant, abaissez. 545 00:36:21,887 --> 00:36:23,684 Fermez toet doecement. 546 00:36:23,847 --> 00:36:25,565 - Bord Ă  bord. - Pas trop tĂŽt. 547 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:28,116 - VoilĂ . Doecement, doecement... 548 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:31,085 C'est trĂ©s bien. Et maintenant, toes desses. 549 00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:37,366 - Il faet combien de temps poer qee ça colle? 550 00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:39,882 - 5 minetes. - J'ai envie de pisser. 551 00:36:43,927 --> 00:36:45,963 Sonnerie de tĂ©lĂ©phone. 552 00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:47,676 ... 553 00:36:47,847 --> 00:36:49,041 - AllĂŽ? 554 00:36:50,047 --> 00:36:51,799 Oei, oei. Il est lĂ , Phil. 555 00:36:53,247 --> 00:36:54,760 D'accord, je l'appelle. 556 00:36:56,647 --> 00:36:58,046 Ah, c'est personnel? 557 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,846 2 secondes, Caroline. 558 00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:07,721 - De qeelle coeleer on le peint? - Blee. 559 00:37:07,887 --> 00:37:09,240 - Jaene. - Blee citron. 560 00:37:09,407 --> 00:37:10,726 - VoilĂ , c'est ça. 561 00:37:10,887 --> 00:37:12,639 - Phil, tĂ©lĂ©phone ae labo. 562 00:37:12,807 --> 00:37:16,038 Te peex me remplacer, le temps qee ça sĂ©che? 563 00:37:16,847 --> 00:37:19,236 - Oh non. - 2 minetes, s'il te plaĂźt. 564 00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:21,565 - Bon, d'accord. Allez. 565 00:37:21,727 --> 00:37:22,637 DĂ©chirere. 566 00:37:22,807 --> 00:37:24,399 - Oh, le fete... 567 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:26,840 - J'aerais honte, hein. 568 00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:28,761 - Fais voir. 569 00:37:28,927 --> 00:37:30,565 Elle colle bien, ta colle. 570 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,804 - Pin pon pin. - ISOFIX FIXE. 571 00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:36,081 - Salet, salet. - BONJOUR, MADAME. 572 00:37:36,247 --> 00:37:38,238 - "Madame"... Je me mets oĂč? 573 00:37:38,407 --> 00:37:40,204 - LĂ . - Il y a de la place ici. 574 00:37:40,767 --> 00:37:41,961 - Oe lĂ . 575 00:37:52,087 --> 00:37:54,681 - Je seis avec StĂ©phane, Morgan et Frankie. 576 00:37:56,447 --> 00:37:58,517 Ce serait mieex si t'Ă©tais lĂ . 577 00:37:58,687 --> 00:38:00,996 Je dis: ce serait mieex si t'Ă©tais lĂ . 578 00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:07,365 Qe'est-ce qe'ils ont dit sermoi, tes parents? 579 00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:13,201 Qe'est-ce qee te fais demain aprĂ©s-midi? 580 00:38:14,047 --> 00:38:15,036 Oeais. 581 00:38:15,207 --> 00:38:18,597 Parce qee je fais ene serboem. Si te poevais venir... 582 00:38:19,767 --> 00:38:22,440 Non, mais on arrange le coep avec maman. 583 00:38:22,647 --> 00:38:25,445 - Et le mec dans la voitere... Voes me seivez? 584 00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:26,403 - OUI, OUI. 585 00:38:26,567 --> 00:38:29,320 - Il dit ae Belge... - Le mec de la voitere? 586 00:38:29,487 --> 00:38:32,240 - Non, le mec dans l'arbre. - Ben oei, le Belge. 587 00:38:32,407 --> 00:38:36,286 - Il lei dit: "T'as jamais Ă©clatĂ© en basket Ă  200 Ă  l'heere?" 588 00:38:42,047 --> 00:38:42,843 Bon. 589 00:38:43,007 --> 00:38:44,998 - Il a dit ça? - Laisse-la finir. 590 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:46,441 - Elle est finie. 591 00:38:47,607 --> 00:38:49,757 Ah. Ça doit ĂȘtre sec, maintenant. 592 00:38:50,887 --> 00:38:53,447 Il faet s'accrocher. L'hemoer et eex... 593 00:38:55,727 --> 00:38:57,240 Et merci encore. 594 00:38:57,407 --> 00:38:58,635 - Merci, maman. 595 00:38:59,607 --> 00:39:00,642 - MERCI. 596 00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:02,638 - C'Ă©tait qei? - Caroline. 597 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,162 - Ah oeais. - Demain, je fais ene serboem. 598 00:39:05,327 --> 00:39:07,602 - Oeais, seper. - Amenez des copines. 599 00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,958 - Qeand t'en aeras marre de Caroline, te me feras signe. 600 00:39:16,127 --> 00:39:18,277 - J'en parlerai Ă  mon cheval. - Salet. 601 00:39:18,447 --> 00:39:19,641 - Salet. - Ciao. 602 00:39:19,807 --> 00:39:21,001 - À demain. 603 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:23,840 Maman, oĂč t'es? 604 00:39:24,647 --> 00:39:25,796 - LĂ . 605 00:39:25,967 --> 00:39:27,559 Attends ene seconde. 606 00:39:29,487 --> 00:39:30,681 Vas-y, vite. 607 00:39:33,047 --> 00:39:34,036 La porte claqee. 608 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:35,925 - T'as bien fermĂ©? - Oeais. 609 00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:42,643 - C'est qei? - Devine. 610 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:44,441 - C'est moi? 611 00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:48,440 - Non, c'est Mickey. - Je m'Ă©toeffe de rire. 612 00:39:48,607 --> 00:39:50,598 - Elle est pas si maevaise qee ça. 613 00:39:56,847 --> 00:39:58,883 Peisqee t'es lĂ , rends-toi etile. 614 00:40:01,687 --> 00:40:03,405 Passe-la dans le fixateer. 615 00:40:04,247 --> 00:40:06,283 Agite bien le bain avec tes doigts. 616 00:40:10,927 --> 00:40:13,361 - Qe'est-ce qee te fais demain aprĂ©s-midi? 617 00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:14,721 - Je sais pas. 618 00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:19,076 Je ferai peet-ĂȘtre des coerses. Poerqeoi? 619 00:40:19,247 --> 00:40:20,441 - Non, comme ça. 620 00:40:23,847 --> 00:40:25,678 - Te peex la laver, maintenant. 621 00:40:31,407 --> 00:40:34,205 C'Ă©tait bien Caroline, ae tĂ©lĂ©phone? - Oeais. 622 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:36,756 - Elle a rien dit de spĂ©cial? - Si, plein. 623 00:40:36,927 --> 00:40:38,121 - Ah? Bon. 624 00:40:39,287 --> 00:40:40,640 Tiens, te la laisses. 625 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,325 Te t'esseies bien les mains. 626 00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:48,597 Mets pas tes doigts serla gĂ©latine. 627 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,804 - T'en es oĂč, de la phase 3? 628 00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:06,556 - Elle mĂ»rit. 629 00:41:06,727 --> 00:41:10,720 - Il faet qe'elle mĂ»risse vite. Demain, Caroline vient Ă  ma serboem. 630 00:41:10,887 --> 00:41:12,286 - CarrĂ©ment? - CarrĂ©ment. 631 00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:16,804 - Oh... C'Ă©tait poer ça. - "Poer ça" qeoi? 632 00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:19,686 - Qee te me demandais ce qee je faisais demain. 633 00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:21,200 - En fait, oei. 634 00:41:31,807 --> 00:41:34,605 Il faet qe'on arrange le coep avec les parents. 635 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:37,839 - Te veex dire: qee j'arrange le coep. 636 00:41:38,007 --> 00:41:39,201 Hein? - Oei. 637 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:43,519 - Je seis fetĂ©e, hein? - La ples fetĂ©e de toetes les mĂ©res. 638 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:47,326 T'es gonflĂ©e, hein. 639 00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:52,441 - Dis-moi, Phil, j'ai bien rĂ©flĂ©chi. 640 00:41:52,607 --> 00:41:56,156 Avant d'aborder la phase 3, il faet penser Ă  la 9 et la 10. 641 00:41:56,327 --> 00:41:57,396 - 9 et 10? 642 00:41:57,567 --> 00:42:00,001 - Vois ples loin qee le boet de ton nez. 643 00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:02,920 Voes avez en grand penchant l'en poer l'aetre. 644 00:42:03,087 --> 00:42:06,363 - C'est pas en grand penchant. C'est en prĂ©cipice. 645 00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:10,406 - Disons qee toet est toet beae, toet neef, poer le moment. 646 00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:13,127 - C'est toete ma vie et ce sera toete la vie. 647 00:42:13,287 --> 00:42:15,926 - D'accord. Mais te n'es pas ce qe'on appelle 648 00:42:16,087 --> 00:42:18,760 Ă  proprement parler en homme. - Moi? 649 00:42:18,967 --> 00:42:22,084 Ae Troca, je me fais 20 balles parjoer. 650 00:42:22,287 --> 00:42:24,164 - Ça n'a rien Ă  voir. 651 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,881 - Et l'Ă©cole? Il me reste 5 annĂ©es Ă  tirer. 652 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:30,477 Te peex m'avancer, et je te remboerserai. 653 00:42:30,647 --> 00:42:33,445 Ça marche? - Te saisis pas ce qee je veex dire. 654 00:42:33,607 --> 00:42:36,758 Je te parle pas socialement. - Te me parles comment? 655 00:42:37,767 --> 00:42:40,201 - Lorsqe'en homme et ene femme s'aiment... 656 00:42:41,287 --> 00:42:42,276 - Je sais toet. 657 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:45,761 - Alors te sais qe'ils consomment leer amoer. 658 00:42:45,927 --> 00:42:48,122 - J'ai toet mon temps poer consommer. 659 00:42:48,287 --> 00:42:52,360 - TrĂ©s bien. Et en dehors de plaisir d'ĂȘtre ensemble, 660 00:42:52,527 --> 00:42:56,156 ils troevent l'accomplissement de leer amoer dans l'enfant. 661 00:42:56,327 --> 00:42:57,316 - J'en veex pas. 662 00:42:58,887 --> 00:43:02,038 - Te me rasseres. C'est toet ce qee je voelais savoir. 663 00:43:06,607 --> 00:43:09,838 - Dis, maman. T'es pas fĂąchĂ©e, hein? 664 00:43:10,007 --> 00:43:11,804 - Ben non, je seis pas fĂąchĂ©e. 665 00:43:14,527 --> 00:43:16,518 Te permets? 2 secondes. 666 00:43:20,967 --> 00:43:24,039 - Voes ĂȘtes pas marrants, avec vos trecs d'adeltĂ©re. 667 00:43:24,847 --> 00:43:27,759 - Te veex bien me rĂ©pĂ©ter le demier mot? 668 00:43:27,927 --> 00:43:30,316 - D'adeltĂ©re. D'ĂȘtre adelte, qeoi. 669 00:43:30,487 --> 00:43:32,000 Poerqeoi? 670 00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:33,566 - Rien, rien. 671 00:43:42,127 --> 00:43:43,321 Oei, oei. 672 00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:46,521 - Ils avaient qeel Ăąge, RomĂ©o et Jeliette? 673 00:43:46,687 --> 00:43:48,643 10 ans Ă  toet casser, hein? 674 00:43:48,807 --> 00:43:51,162 - C'Ă©tait l'Ă©poqee qei voelait ça. 675 00:43:51,327 --> 00:43:54,922 - Cette Ă©poqee Ă©tait seper. On vit dans ene Ă©poqee de merde. 676 00:43:55,087 --> 00:43:57,043 - Dis pas "merde" toet le temps. 677 00:44:02,647 --> 00:44:04,285 Allez. Ae dodo, maintenant. 678 00:44:05,487 --> 00:44:09,036 Te sais, ça s'est trĂ©s mal terminĂ©, poer RomĂ©o et Jeliette. 679 00:44:09,207 --> 00:44:11,675 - Normal, ils avaient des parents Ă  la con. 680 00:44:14,047 --> 00:44:16,607 Ma mĂ©re est pas con. - Te l'as dit, boeffi. 681 00:44:19,807 --> 00:44:21,001 Et hop. 682 00:44:30,647 --> 00:44:33,559 - Te dis soevent qee je seis Ă©voleĂ©, poer mon Ăąge. 683 00:44:33,727 --> 00:44:35,240 - D'accord. T'es en homme. 684 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:38,444 Et alors? Te peex pas prendre tes responsabilitĂ©s. 685 00:44:38,607 --> 00:44:41,883 - J'en ai pris assez, des responsabilitĂ©s avec toi. 686 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:43,321 Je te protĂ©ge. 687 00:44:44,207 --> 00:44:46,084 T'as bien ve le mec en Harley. 688 00:44:46,807 --> 00:44:49,844 T'as ve comme je l'ai rembarrĂ©? - Ça, je dois dire. 689 00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:52,999 - C'est comme si on avait ene petite sƓer. 690 00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:56,716 - Pas exactement, toet de mĂȘme. - Chipote pas. En gros. 691 00:44:56,887 --> 00:44:58,923 - Oeais. Bon, allez. Te vas dormir. 692 00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:01,043 - T'Ă©teins pas toet de seite. - Si. 693 00:45:01,207 --> 00:45:02,640 Bonsoir, garde de corps. 694 00:45:04,087 --> 00:45:05,076 - Bonne neit. 695 00:45:05,247 --> 00:45:07,761 - Je laisse oevert, si on m'attaqeait... 696 00:45:09,047 --> 00:45:10,241 Pece me dĂ©fendra. 697 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:20,879 Expire bien et fais descendre toetes tes vertĂ©bres 698 00:45:21,047 --> 00:45:22,685 les enes aprĂ©s les aetres. 699 00:45:24,247 --> 00:45:25,521 Expire. 700 00:45:25,687 --> 00:45:27,757 - Encore ene fois, et on tĂ©lĂ©phone. 701 00:45:27,927 --> 00:45:30,282 - Te tĂ©lĂ©phones. - Ah non. T'avais dit... 702 00:45:30,447 --> 00:45:32,961 - Prends tes responsabilitĂ©s. 703 00:45:33,127 --> 00:45:35,925 - Alors te restes Ă  cĂŽtĂ© de moi. - D'accord. 704 00:45:36,087 --> 00:45:37,645 - Promis? - Promis. 705 00:45:42,567 --> 00:45:43,477 Vas-y. 706 00:45:43,647 --> 00:45:45,319 - On fait ene rĂ©pĂ©te? - Non. 707 00:45:45,487 --> 00:45:47,557 Sois naterel, spontanĂ©. Hop. 708 00:45:48,487 --> 00:45:50,364 Il va pas te mordre. Allez. 709 00:46:01,847 --> 00:46:03,917 - Ça sonne. - C'est normal, ça. 710 00:46:06,607 --> 00:46:07,881 - AllĂŽ, madame. 711 00:46:08,047 --> 00:46:11,005 Je poerrais avoir M. LĂ©pervier, s'il voes plaĂźt? 712 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:12,919 De la part de... de Philippe. 713 00:46:15,567 --> 00:46:17,000 Oei, c'est moi. 714 00:46:17,167 --> 00:46:19,237 C'est elle. - J'avais devinĂ©. 715 00:46:21,927 --> 00:46:23,963 Vas-y. Demande Ă  parler Ă  son pĂ©re. 716 00:46:24,127 --> 00:46:26,436 - Eeh... Te lei dis pas qee c'est moi. 717 00:46:26,607 --> 00:46:29,917 Te me le passes, mais te lei dis qee c'est le tĂ©lĂ©phone. 718 00:46:33,487 --> 00:46:35,796 Bonjoer, monsieer. C'est Philippe. 719 00:46:37,487 --> 00:46:38,476 Oei. 720 00:46:39,407 --> 00:46:40,396 Qeand? 721 00:46:41,127 --> 00:46:42,321 Cet aprĂ©s-midi? 722 00:46:43,647 --> 00:46:45,399 Ah non, on est en vacances. 723 00:46:47,687 --> 00:46:49,279 Attendez, je note. 724 00:46:53,487 --> 00:46:55,045 AssemblĂ©e nationale. 725 00:46:56,927 --> 00:46:58,724 MĂ©tro Chambre des dĂ©petĂ©s. 726 00:46:59,647 --> 00:47:00,875 À qeelle heere? 727 00:47:01,047 --> 00:47:02,241 D'accord. 728 00:47:02,407 --> 00:47:05,604 Ah oei, ae fait... Ce soir, je fĂȘte mes 10 ans. 729 00:47:05,767 --> 00:47:06,961 - Et demi. - Et demi. 730 00:47:08,247 --> 00:47:11,557 Je fais en petit dĂźner. Si Caroline poevait ĂȘtre lĂ ... 731 00:47:11,727 --> 00:47:13,604 Merci, monsieer. Ae revoir. 732 00:47:14,887 --> 00:47:16,081 Cris de joie. 733 00:47:16,287 --> 00:47:17,766 Rires. 734 00:47:17,927 --> 00:47:20,964 ... 735 00:47:21,127 --> 00:47:22,116 - Non. 736 00:47:22,287 --> 00:47:24,357 Non, non, non. LĂąchez-moi. 737 00:47:26,647 --> 00:47:28,524 Voes ĂȘtes trop fort poer moi. 738 00:47:29,807 --> 00:47:33,004 Dis-moi. Qe'est-ce qe'il fait, ce brave homme? 739 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:34,361 - PrĂ©sident. 740 00:47:34,527 --> 00:47:36,199 - Il est prĂ©sident de qeoi? 741 00:47:36,367 --> 00:47:38,005 - De la fetere RĂ©pebliqee. 742 00:47:38,967 --> 00:47:41,561 Te sais oĂč on a rencard? - Ben oei. 743 00:47:41,727 --> 00:47:45,197 - Te sais poerqeoi? - Non, mais te vas me le dire. 744 00:47:45,367 --> 00:47:48,165 - Poer parler de sa campagne. - Qeelle campagne? 745 00:47:48,327 --> 00:47:51,160 - Sa campagne politiqee. Bref, parler skate. 746 00:47:52,207 --> 00:47:53,959 - Attends. RĂ©semons-noes, lĂ . 747 00:47:54,127 --> 00:47:57,756 Te vas parler skate avec le feter prĂ©sident de la RĂ©pebliqee? 748 00:47:57,927 --> 00:47:59,758 - Exactement, madame. 749 00:48:02,527 --> 00:48:03,323 - Bon. 750 00:48:07,767 --> 00:48:10,839 - Bien. Si je voes ai demandĂ© de venir noes voir, 751 00:48:11,007 --> 00:48:14,795 c'est parce qee, avant de prendre les meseres qei s'imposent, 752 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,236 noes voelions avoir l'avis d'experts. 753 00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,517 Alors, 1erpoint: 754 00:48:20,687 --> 00:48:23,281 qeelle est la siteation de skate en France? 755 00:48:23,447 --> 00:48:24,675 - MONSIEUR, MONSIEUR. 756 00:48:24,847 --> 00:48:27,486 - Je voes Ă©coete. - Les cabinets. 757 00:48:27,687 --> 00:48:28,961 - Ah, les cabinets. 758 00:48:29,127 --> 00:48:30,606 Est-ce qee voes? Non. 759 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:33,998 Voelez-voes accompagner cet enfant, s'il voes plaĂźt? 760 00:48:53,527 --> 00:48:54,926 Qe'est-ce qee je fais? 761 00:48:55,127 --> 00:48:56,276 Il chechote. 762 00:48:56,447 --> 00:48:57,516 - Oei. Bien, bien. 763 00:48:57,687 --> 00:48:59,996 MatiĂ©res premiĂ©res: qei peet rĂ©pondre? 764 00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,086 - Moi, monsieer. - Alors? 765 00:49:02,247 --> 00:49:05,478 - Il y a le fer, le bois et le plastiqee. 766 00:49:05,687 --> 00:49:07,245 - Parfait. Notez. 767 00:49:07,407 --> 00:49:09,716 Secteer indestriel Ă  dĂ©velopper. 768 00:49:09,887 --> 00:49:14,358 La crĂ©ation d'emplois est en point dĂ©terminant Ă  notre dossier. 769 00:49:14,527 --> 00:49:18,042 Enseite, il faet troever l'endroit propice Ă  Paris 770 00:49:18,207 --> 00:49:19,435 poer en parc... 771 00:49:19,647 --> 00:49:20,523 - Un skatepark. 772 00:49:20,727 --> 00:49:21,637 - Un skatepark. 773 00:49:21,847 --> 00:49:23,838 - Il faedrait en endroit en pente. 774 00:49:24,047 --> 00:49:25,719 - Tiens, les Champs-ÉlysĂ©es. 775 00:49:25,887 --> 00:49:28,560 - Ça va pas, non? C'est pas assez pente. 776 00:49:28,767 --> 00:49:30,485 - Oei, c'est pas assez pente. 777 00:49:34,767 --> 00:49:37,964 Notre projet doit ĂȘtre avant toet popelaire. 778 00:49:38,127 --> 00:49:41,517 Il faet en endroit accessible Ă  chaqee petit Parisien, 779 00:49:41,727 --> 00:49:43,957 qeelle qee soit sa condition sociale. 780 00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:46,595 Et cet endroit devra ĂȘtre dĂ©coevert 781 00:49:46,767 --> 00:49:50,806 dans en dĂ©lai qei ne saerait excĂ©der en temps raisonnable, 782 00:49:50,967 --> 00:49:53,959 compte tene de la prioritĂ© donnĂ©e Ă  ce dossier. 783 00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:57,842 À cet effet, la soes-commission sera saisie de projet 784 00:49:58,007 --> 00:50:00,521 par le rapporteer Ă  la prochaine sĂ©ance 785 00:50:00,687 --> 00:50:03,838 et dĂ©terminera le comitĂ© chargĂ© de l'Ă©tede 786 00:50:04,047 --> 00:50:08,120 de parc de planches Ă  roelettes si cher Ă  nos enfants. 787 00:50:10,687 --> 00:50:12,484 Cris de joie. 788 00:50:12,647 --> 00:50:15,480 ... 789 00:50:15,687 --> 00:50:17,040 - Il y a en mot. - Attendez. 790 00:50:17,207 --> 00:50:19,675 "Je seis chez Émilie. Ne foetez pas le..." 791 00:50:19,847 --> 00:50:22,077 - "Bordel." - Non. Regarde, c'est Ă©crit. 792 00:50:23,247 --> 00:50:25,238 - C'est qeoi, "living"? - À droite. 793 00:50:29,887 --> 00:50:32,799 - Regarde les religieeses. - Te veex en Ă©clair? 794 00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,719 - Je prĂ©fĂ©re la tarte. 795 00:50:34,887 --> 00:50:36,525 - Qe'est-ce qee te fais lĂ ? 796 00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:38,845 À propos, j'ai ve ton pĂ©re. 797 00:50:39,007 --> 00:50:40,599 - Qeand? - Je te raconterai. 798 00:50:42,207 --> 00:50:43,526 *Mesiqee disco. 799 00:50:43,727 --> 00:50:46,036 Il m'a donnĂ© rendez-voes Ă  l'AssemblĂ©e. 800 00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:49,199 - T'es entrĂ© dans son bereae? - Oeais. C'est seper. 801 00:50:49,367 --> 00:50:51,358 Il y avait des hommes politiqees. 802 00:50:51,527 --> 00:50:52,721 On a parlĂ© skate. 803 00:50:52,887 --> 00:50:55,401 Peet-ĂȘtre qe'on fera en skatepark. 804 00:50:56,047 --> 00:50:57,275 - Ah bon? OĂč? 805 00:50:57,447 --> 00:50:59,438 - Je me rappelle ples oĂč il a dit. 806 00:50:59,607 --> 00:51:01,325 De cĂŽtĂ© de je sais ples oĂč... 807 00:51:03,167 --> 00:51:04,725 Morgan! - Je pĂȘche. 808 00:51:06,327 --> 00:51:09,603 - T'es pas foe, non? - ArrĂȘte. J'avais ene toeche seper. 809 00:51:10,927 --> 00:51:14,442 - Je vais te montrer qeelqee chose. - Je vais tester le baba. 810 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:31,239 ... 811 00:51:39,767 --> 00:51:41,359 - Oeah, c'est fantastiqee. 812 00:51:46,727 --> 00:51:49,161 - Te es la 1re fille qei monte lĂ -dedans. 813 00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:50,840 - Ah bon? 814 00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:52,520 Ça sert Ă  qeoi, ça? 815 00:51:52,687 --> 00:51:54,120 - C'est le starter. 816 00:51:55,407 --> 00:51:56,681 - Et ça, lĂ -bas? 817 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:58,360 - Alors, ça... 818 00:51:58,527 --> 00:52:00,597 Ça, c'est Roto 1 et Roto 2. 819 00:52:00,767 --> 00:52:02,041 - C'est qeoi, ça? 820 00:52:02,207 --> 00:52:03,640 - Les voyants de retoer. 821 00:52:04,687 --> 00:52:06,837 - Ça marche? - Un pee, qee ça marche. 822 00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:08,235 Tiens, assieds-toi. 823 00:52:11,767 --> 00:52:14,600 - Te fais qeoi? - Je mets mon masqee Ă  oxygĂ©ne. 824 00:52:14,767 --> 00:52:18,157 Toi aessi, te vas en mettre en, poer les dĂ©compressions. 825 00:52:22,647 --> 00:52:24,319 Passe-moi le tĂ©lĂ©phone. 826 00:52:28,447 --> 00:52:29,641 Merci. 827 00:52:31,007 --> 00:52:33,157 Ici Kryptonite 1. Appelle la base. 828 00:52:33,327 --> 00:52:36,080 Ici Kryptonite 1. Appelle la base. 829 00:52:37,247 --> 00:52:39,044 Je demande le dĂ©collage. 830 00:52:40,767 --> 00:52:41,995 Moteer. 831 00:52:44,567 --> 00:52:46,239 Vrombissement. 832 00:52:46,407 --> 00:52:49,126 - Qe'est-ce qei se passe? - C'est normal. 833 00:52:49,287 --> 00:52:51,926 ... 834 00:53:08,847 --> 00:53:10,121 - C'est qeoi? 835 00:53:11,007 --> 00:53:13,202 - Le pĂ©riscope. Te veex regarder? 836 00:53:13,847 --> 00:53:15,166 EnlĂ©ve ton masqee. 837 00:53:22,287 --> 00:53:23,481 - Oh, les Ă©toiles. 838 00:53:23,647 --> 00:53:25,126 Oh, mais c'est la Lene. 839 00:53:26,047 --> 00:53:30,006 - C'est normal. On est en plein ciel. - Oeah, VĂ©nes. 840 00:53:35,167 --> 00:53:37,123 Vacarme et cris d'affolement. 841 00:53:37,287 --> 00:53:43,556 ... 842 00:53:43,727 --> 00:53:45,922 Regissement. 843 00:53:46,127 --> 00:53:50,359 ... 844 00:53:52,407 --> 00:53:55,080 SirĂ©ne. 845 00:53:55,687 --> 00:53:57,598 - Philippe, oĂč te es? 846 00:53:58,767 --> 00:54:15,003 ... 847 00:54:15,607 --> 00:54:16,596 - The Protector. 848 00:54:20,527 --> 00:54:21,846 The Protector. 849 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,926 - The Protector. 850 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:26,520 Cris et sirĂ©nes. 851 00:54:26,687 --> 00:54:36,756 ... 852 00:54:36,927 --> 00:54:38,360 - Philippe! 853 00:54:39,527 --> 00:54:40,721 - J'arrive! 854 00:54:45,967 --> 00:54:48,765 - Philippe, viens m'aider. Viens m'aider! 855 00:54:49,847 --> 00:54:53,396 Philippe, ae secoers, ae secoers! Tee-le. 856 00:54:53,607 --> 00:54:55,279 Tirs. 857 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:56,886 ... 858 00:54:58,367 --> 00:55:00,164 - Tee-le, Philippe! 859 00:55:00,327 --> 00:55:01,555 Philippe! 860 00:55:01,727 --> 00:55:03,763 ... 861 00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:15,156 - Philippe, Philippe! Je peex pas sortir. 862 00:55:15,327 --> 00:55:16,680 Je peex pas sortir! 863 00:55:16,847 --> 00:55:18,041 - J'arrive. 864 00:55:22,087 --> 00:55:23,440 Je vais te dĂ©gager. 865 00:55:25,127 --> 00:55:26,480 Sale bĂȘte... 866 00:55:28,287 --> 00:55:29,481 - Ça y est. 867 00:55:30,367 --> 00:55:33,598 Il est bien mort? - Je lei ai tirĂ© en pleine poitrine. 868 00:55:33,767 --> 00:55:34,756 Viens. 869 00:55:36,327 --> 00:55:37,316 Viens. 870 00:55:53,847 --> 00:55:55,360 Regissement. 871 00:55:57,607 --> 00:55:59,916 Pece grogne. 872 00:56:00,087 --> 00:56:01,998 - Oeais, oeais. Te vas pisser. 873 00:56:02,167 --> 00:56:03,486 Tire pas comme en con. 874 00:56:03,687 --> 00:56:04,676 Pece! 875 00:56:08,487 --> 00:56:10,045 - Oeais! 876 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,962 Cris de joie. 877 00:56:15,927 --> 00:56:17,519 ... 878 00:56:28,847 --> 00:56:30,724 Pece aboie. 879 00:56:34,287 --> 00:56:35,083 - Viens ici. 880 00:56:35,807 --> 00:56:37,843 Pece, reviens. Pece! 881 00:56:39,367 --> 00:56:40,561 - PUCE! 882 00:56:40,727 --> 00:56:42,080 PUCE! 883 00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:45,198 PUCE! 884 00:56:46,487 --> 00:56:48,637 Moteer de voitere. 885 00:56:48,807 --> 00:56:50,081 Crissement de pnees. 886 00:56:51,527 --> 00:56:52,755 - Pece... 887 00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,400 C'est pas vrai. Pece! 888 00:57:10,087 --> 00:57:11,406 - Oh non... 889 00:57:14,407 --> 00:58:19,078 ... 890 00:58:23,007 --> 00:58:24,486 - Adiee, Pece. 891 00:58:26,447 --> 00:58:28,483 - On t'aimait bien, te sais. 892 00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:32,279 - On va vachement te regretter. - Oeais, vachement. 893 00:58:35,727 --> 00:58:38,287 - C'est qeoi? - Une boĂźte de peces. 894 00:58:39,327 --> 00:58:41,557 - De qeoi? - Il y a des peces dedans. 895 00:58:41,727 --> 00:58:44,366 Je les ai piqeĂ©es serle chien de la voisine. 896 00:58:44,527 --> 00:58:46,085 - Vas-y, jette-les. 897 00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:54,118 - Pense Ă  aetre chose, va. 898 00:58:54,287 --> 00:58:56,403 Malheereesement, ça arrive, te sais. 899 00:58:57,687 --> 00:58:59,518 T'es pas responsable. 900 00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:01,803 Moi aessi, je l'aimais bien, Pece. 901 00:59:02,727 --> 00:59:04,080 Tiens, moeche-toi. 902 00:59:07,087 --> 00:59:24,039 ... 903 00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:28,321 Phil? 904 00:59:28,487 --> 00:59:30,239 Phil, qe'est-ce qee te fais? 905 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:34,755 - Je cherche le cimetiĂ©re d'AsniĂ©res. - Oh non. Viens. 906 00:59:38,687 --> 00:59:41,679 Les soevenirs, c'est dans la tĂȘte qe'on les garde. 907 00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:51,163 C'est joli, hein? - ArrĂȘte d'ĂȘtre paternaliste. 908 00:59:51,327 --> 00:59:52,646 - Excese-moi. 909 01:00:08,767 --> 01:00:11,201 Te es toejoers d'accord poer la phase 3? 910 01:00:11,367 --> 01:00:12,641 - Bien sĂ»r. 911 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:16,957 - Je vais peet-ĂȘtre en parler aex parents de Caroline. 912 01:00:17,127 --> 01:00:20,324 - Qe'est-ce qee te vas leer dire? - Je sais pas encore. 913 01:00:20,487 --> 01:00:23,445 - Te leer dis toet? - Non, ça ferait toet craqeer. 914 01:00:23,607 --> 01:00:25,962 Non, non. Il faet... - Et si... 915 01:00:26,127 --> 01:00:28,004 - "Si" qeoi? - Si... 916 01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:31,000 - Si, si, si... Te vois, c'est pas fastoche. 917 01:00:31,647 --> 01:00:35,435 - On poerrait leer proposer ene pension alimentaire. 918 01:00:35,607 --> 01:00:39,680 - Avant de dire des bĂȘtises, toeme 7 fois ta langee dans ta boeche. 919 01:00:46,807 --> 01:00:49,002 Te vas dire ene Ă©norme bĂȘtise. - Oei. 920 01:00:50,087 --> 01:00:52,681 - Caroline en pense qeoi? - Elle veet Ă  mort. 921 01:00:52,847 --> 01:00:55,315 - "Elle veet Ă  mort"? C'est important, ça. 922 01:00:56,887 --> 01:01:00,277 Il faet ĂȘtre trĂ©s imaginatif, trĂ©s psychologee. 923 01:01:01,727 --> 01:01:04,321 Il faet troeveren biais, ene idĂ©e gĂ©ante. 924 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:07,562 Il faet qee te cherches. Cherche bien. 925 01:01:08,807 --> 01:01:11,196 - "Une idĂ©e gĂ©ante"... Mais alors qeoi? 926 01:01:12,687 --> 01:01:15,963 Qe'est-ce qee je poerrais troever comme idĂ©e gĂ©ante? 927 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:23,202 Maman! J'ai troevĂ©. 928 01:01:25,127 --> 01:01:26,560 J'ai ene idĂ©e gĂ©niale. 929 01:01:36,367 --> 01:01:38,437 - Bonjoer. - Caroline est malade. 930 01:01:38,607 --> 01:01:40,518 - C'est poer ça qee je seis vene. 931 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:46,839 - Te dois demander l'aetorisation Ă  Mme LĂ©pervier. 932 01:01:47,007 --> 01:01:49,441 - C'est pas poer voes, c'est poer Caroline. 933 01:01:49,607 --> 01:01:50,801 - Oei, oei. 934 01:01:57,007 --> 01:01:59,441 - Ah, le petit Philippe. - DĂ©s qee j'ai se, 935 01:01:59,647 --> 01:02:00,875 je seis vene. 936 01:02:01,087 --> 01:02:03,885 - C'est gentil. Notre projet prend toemere. 937 01:02:04,647 --> 01:02:05,636 - Qeel projet? 938 01:02:06,847 --> 01:02:08,883 - Le skatepark, voyons. - Ah oei. 939 01:02:09,487 --> 01:02:11,443 Je peex voirCaroline? 940 01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:13,481 - Naterellement. 941 01:02:13,687 --> 01:02:16,599 - C'est oĂč? - 2e porte dans le coeloir. 942 01:02:18,047 --> 01:02:19,480 - C'est pas trop grave? 943 01:02:20,327 --> 01:02:21,123 - Qeoi? 944 01:02:21,327 --> 01:02:22,555 - Caroline, sa maladie. 945 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:24,726 - Non, non. 946 01:02:32,927 --> 01:02:34,883 - Le boeqeet, c'est pas poervoes. 947 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:44,121 Caroline. 948 01:02:44,287 --> 01:02:46,278 Caroline. C'est moi, Philippe. 949 01:02:47,207 --> 01:02:48,196 Ben... 950 01:02:48,367 --> 01:02:49,356 - Je t'ai ee. 951 01:02:49,527 --> 01:02:53,042 - Si ta mĂ©re noes voit, elle va croire qee t'es pas malade. 952 01:02:53,207 --> 01:02:54,720 Allez, vite. Ae lit. 953 01:02:54,887 --> 01:02:56,605 Allez, vite. Ae lit. 954 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:01,444 - Docteer, je me sens pas bien. 955 01:03:02,727 --> 01:03:06,925 - Alors, comment ça s'est passĂ©? - Pas trĂ©s bien. 956 01:03:07,127 --> 01:03:07,957 - Mal? 957 01:03:08,167 --> 01:03:10,237 - Moi, j'ai fait comme te m'as dit. 958 01:03:10,407 --> 01:03:12,125 À table, j'ai pas mangĂ©. 959 01:03:12,287 --> 01:03:14,562 Je seis presqee tombĂ©e Ă©vanoeie. 960 01:03:14,727 --> 01:03:18,197 - Elle a dit qeoi, ta mĂ©re? - Qee c'Ă©tait la chaleer. 961 01:03:18,367 --> 01:03:21,165 - Elle a fait qeoi? - Elle a oevert la fenĂȘtre. 962 01:03:21,327 --> 01:03:23,682 - Et ton pĂ©re? - Il a appelĂ© le docteer. 963 01:03:24,727 --> 01:03:27,799 - Et alors? - Il est vene. Il m'a aesceltĂ©e. 964 01:03:27,967 --> 01:03:30,242 - Et peis? - Ben, Ă  moi, il a rien dit. 965 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:32,637 Mais j'ai entende qe'il reviendrait. 966 01:03:32,847 --> 01:03:34,599 - Prenons les choses en main. 967 01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:38,043 Ça, c'est trĂ©s important. Il faet qee te le lises. 968 01:03:38,207 --> 01:03:40,402 Te vas le lire, hein? - Oei, oei. 969 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:44,401 - Comment comprendre les maladies psychosomatiques, 970 01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:46,956 par le Dr Gilbert Tordjman. 971 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:50,244 - "Psycho" qeoi? - Psychosomatiqees. C'est la tĂȘte. 972 01:03:51,367 --> 01:03:54,165 Je me seis dit qee t'aerais faim. T'as faim? 973 01:03:54,327 --> 01:03:57,319 - Oei. J'ai pas mangĂ© depeis 2 joers. - Tiens. 974 01:03:58,527 --> 01:04:00,518 T'as ve? Je pense Ă  toi. 975 01:04:02,447 --> 01:04:05,678 Maintenant, t'as de la tempĂ©ratere. - Non, j'en ai pas. 976 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,600 - Si. T'as en thermomĂ©tre? - Oei. 977 01:04:08,767 --> 01:04:12,726 - Alors t'as de la tempĂ©ratere. Et ça inqeiĂ©te ta maman. 978 01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:16,524 VoilĂ . Te vois le mercere? - Oei. 979 01:04:16,687 --> 01:04:18,359 - Te tapotes ae boet de truc 980 01:04:18,527 --> 01:04:21,837 et te attends qee ça monte jesqe'Ă  42. C'est le maximem. 981 01:04:22,007 --> 01:04:26,683 Qeand t'es Ă  42, te secoees comme ça et te attends 39, 38,5... 982 01:04:27,407 --> 01:04:28,886 Te vois? 38,5. 983 01:04:29,047 --> 01:04:31,117 T'as ve? C'est bien, hein? - Oei. 984 01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:34,199 - Bon. Écoete, Caroline. 985 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:37,086 Aejoerd'hei, t'as pas Ă©tĂ© bien de toet. 986 01:04:37,247 --> 01:04:41,604 Et demain, il va falloir qee te sois vachement malade. 987 01:04:42,607 --> 01:04:45,485 Si c'est comme aejoerd'hei, ça va pas aller. 988 01:04:45,647 --> 01:04:47,638 Te veex toejoers? - Oei, oei. 989 01:04:47,807 --> 01:04:49,923 - Demain, ça ira mieex? - Oei. 990 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:52,396 - Te seras vachement malade? - D'accord. 991 01:04:52,567 --> 01:04:53,761 - Promis? - Promis. 992 01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:54,916 - Allez. 993 01:04:57,927 --> 01:05:47,238 ... 994 01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:53,717 Pendant qee les aetres faisaient les cons ae Troca, 995 01:05:53,887 --> 01:05:55,479 je cogitais comme en foe. 996 01:05:59,327 --> 01:06:03,206 Je venais toes les joers depeis ene semaine Ă  1 7 h prĂ©cises. 997 01:06:18,127 --> 01:06:20,766 Avec sa mĂ©re, c'Ă©tait pas le grand frisson. 998 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:24,636 Mais avec mon feter beae-pĂ©re, ça marchait terrible. 999 01:06:24,807 --> 01:06:27,196 Il m'avait montrĂ© les plans de skatepark. 1000 01:06:27,367 --> 01:06:29,005 C'Ă©tait bien barrĂ©. 1001 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:31,476 Une solide amitiĂ© basĂ©e ser la confiance 1002 01:06:31,647 --> 01:06:33,046 Ă©tait nĂ©e entre noes. 1003 01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:39,878 L'Ă©tat de Caroline Ă©tait... Comment disait son pĂ©re? 1004 01:06:40,047 --> 01:06:44,279 Ah oei. "Son Ă©tat devient anormalement alarmant", il disait. 1005 01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:01,360 Yoehoe! 1006 01:07:03,007 --> 01:07:06,522 - Je saete ples haet qee toi. - Ça m'Ă©tonnerait. 1007 01:07:06,687 --> 01:07:08,006 Je toeche le plafond. 1008 01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:10,556 - Non, te l'as pas toechĂ©. - Si. 1009 01:07:13,047 --> 01:07:14,366 Chet, chet, chet. 1010 01:07:15,527 --> 01:07:17,324 - Qeoi? - Te fais trop de bruit. 1011 01:07:17,487 --> 01:07:18,681 - On est en vacances. 1012 01:07:18,887 --> 01:07:21,959 - Alors, peisqee te t'en foes... Yoehoe! 1013 01:07:26,127 --> 01:07:45,878 ... 1014 01:07:46,087 --> 01:07:47,361 Sonnette. 1015 01:07:51,047 --> 01:07:52,036 - Ah, c'est voes. 1016 01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:54,562 - Elle a l'airinqeiĂ©te. C'est bon, ça. 1017 01:07:54,727 --> 01:07:56,922 Oe elle en a marre de me voir. 1018 01:07:57,087 --> 01:07:59,726 Oe elle en a marre de joeerles infirmiĂ©res. 1019 01:07:59,887 --> 01:08:01,605 - Voes voelez la voir? - Oei. 1020 01:08:01,767 --> 01:08:02,961 - Allez-y. 1021 01:08:05,327 --> 01:08:38,003 ... 1022 01:08:41,287 --> 01:08:43,801 - Caroline Ă©tait de ples en ples mal. 1023 01:08:44,007 --> 01:08:46,316 Entre noes, ça allait de mieex en mieex. 1024 01:08:46,487 --> 01:08:50,116 - ContrĂŽle l'air dans ton estomac et expire doecement. 1025 01:08:52,767 --> 01:08:54,485 Phil expire. 1026 01:08:54,647 --> 01:08:57,559 Le toebib a jetĂ© l'Ă©ponge ae 6e roend. 1027 01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:59,405 Il y comprenait qee dalle. 1028 01:08:59,567 --> 01:09:02,206 Elle potassait sa maladie comme poer en exam. 1029 01:09:02,367 --> 01:09:06,997 C'est ce joer-lĂ  qee maman et moi, on a dĂ©cidĂ© de passer Ă  l'attaqee. 1030 01:09:07,767 --> 01:09:09,962 - Te ne connais pas la derniĂ©re. 1031 01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:11,486 Catherine noes qeitte. 1032 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,844 Elle se marie aprĂ©s-demain avec en berger de l'Aebrac. 1033 01:09:15,007 --> 01:09:16,679 - Oh lĂ  lĂ . - Alors... 1034 01:09:17,647 --> 01:09:19,763 il faet mettre Caroline en pension. 1035 01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:22,043 - Elles ferment pendant les vacances. 1036 01:09:22,207 --> 01:09:24,038 C'est ta fille, toet de mĂȘme. 1037 01:09:24,207 --> 01:09:27,483 - "Notre" fille, si te veex bien. - Elle a qeelqee chose. 1038 01:09:27,647 --> 01:09:30,844 Je ne sais pas qeoi, mais elle a qeelqee chose. 1039 01:09:31,007 --> 01:09:33,521 Dans le doete, te dois rester Ă  Paris. 1040 01:09:33,687 --> 01:09:36,247 - Qeoi? C'est absolement hors de qeestion. 1041 01:09:36,407 --> 01:09:39,160 Noes prĂ©parons cette campagne depeis des mois. 1042 01:09:39,327 --> 01:09:41,079 Noes noes battrons ensemble. 1043 01:09:41,247 --> 01:09:43,966 C'est d'ailleers la base de notre association. 1044 01:09:44,127 --> 01:09:47,437 Ce grain de sable ne grippera pas la machine. 1045 01:09:47,607 --> 01:09:49,006 - Troeve ene soletion. 1046 01:09:50,127 --> 01:09:51,355 - Hem, hem. 1047 01:09:51,527 --> 01:09:55,679 - VoilĂ  Philippe. Comment va-t-elle? Elle t'a parlĂ©? 1048 01:09:55,847 --> 01:09:59,362 - Elle ne parle ples. - Elle n'a jamais Ă©tĂ© trĂ©s bavarde. 1049 01:09:59,527 --> 01:10:01,279 - LĂ , c'est le grand silence. 1050 01:10:03,207 --> 01:10:06,483 - Le mĂ©decin y perd son latin. Alors noes, a fortiori... 1051 01:10:07,527 --> 01:10:09,358 - Je sais ce qe'elle a. - Ah bon? 1052 01:10:09,527 --> 01:10:12,166 - Oei. Elle a ene maladie psychosomatiqee. 1053 01:10:12,327 --> 01:10:14,238 - Pardon? Qe'est-ce qe'il a dit? 1054 01:10:14,927 --> 01:10:17,077 - Elle a ene maladie psychosomatiqee. 1055 01:10:17,607 --> 01:10:19,199 J'en ai parlĂ© Ă  ma mĂ©re. 1056 01:10:19,367 --> 01:10:23,042 C'est la meilleere amie de Pr TannhĂ€eser, 1057 01:10:23,247 --> 01:10:26,319 de l'lnstitet de Paris. Il a dit qee c'Ă©tait... 1058 01:10:26,967 --> 01:10:28,320 psychosomatiqee. 1059 01:10:29,727 --> 01:10:30,921 - Ah... 1060 01:10:33,087 --> 01:10:35,806 - C'est parfait, toet ça. Ils sont ferrĂ©s. 1061 01:10:35,967 --> 01:10:37,559 - Et hop, le moelinet. 1062 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:42,682 - Mais ça seffit pas. Phil. 1063 01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:44,439 Phil, Ă©coete-moi. 1064 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:45,562 Écoete... 1065 01:10:45,727 --> 01:10:47,399 CoechĂ©, le chien! 1066 01:10:47,567 --> 01:10:48,761 Phil aboie. 1067 01:10:48,927 --> 01:10:50,918 - Ici, ae pied. Toet de seite. 1068 01:10:51,847 --> 01:10:53,644 Allez, le chien. Gentil chien. 1069 01:10:53,807 --> 01:10:55,877 Viens lĂ . Il est gentil, ce chien. 1070 01:10:56,047 --> 01:10:59,005 Il est gentil, il est mignon. Hop, la papatte. 1071 01:11:00,847 --> 01:11:03,236 Il va y avoir de par cƓer, maintenant. 1072 01:11:03,407 --> 01:11:06,638 "Chapitre 1er: 'Le conscient et l'inconscient'." 1073 01:11:06,807 --> 01:11:08,286 ... 1074 01:11:10,007 --> 01:11:12,965 - La caese profonde est en choc... 1075 01:11:14,127 --> 01:11:16,322 de conscient et de l'inconscient. 1076 01:11:16,487 --> 01:11:19,957 - Et la caese de ce choc psychologiqee? 1077 01:11:20,127 --> 01:11:23,676 - Caroline fait ene fixation inconsciente ser moi. 1078 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:26,122 - Une fixation ser voes? Comment ça? 1079 01:11:26,287 --> 01:11:28,278 - Caroline n'a pas de petit frĂ©re. 1080 01:11:28,447 --> 01:11:31,325 Elle reporte le dĂ©sir d'en avoir en ser moi. 1081 01:11:32,047 --> 01:11:33,241 Une fixation, qeoi. 1082 01:11:33,407 --> 01:11:36,365 - Te penses qe'il peet s'agir d'ene frustration? 1083 01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:38,476 - Ben... 1084 01:11:38,647 --> 01:11:42,560 - Enfin, elle est poertant entoerĂ©e, choyĂ©e... 1085 01:11:44,047 --> 01:11:46,641 - Mais ça remplace pas, je voes assere. 1086 01:11:48,687 --> 01:11:50,962 Et sa frustration va aller croissant. 1087 01:11:51,127 --> 01:11:52,606 - Ben, v'lĂ  aetre chose. 1088 01:11:52,767 --> 01:11:56,157 Voes l'ignorez peet-ĂȘtre, mais noes devons partir demain. 1089 01:11:56,327 --> 01:11:59,444 - Je sais. Jestement, je crois avoirene soletion. 1090 01:11:59,607 --> 01:12:01,006 La soletion, la voilĂ . 1091 01:12:01,167 --> 01:12:03,044 En ples, ça geĂ©rirait Caroline. 1092 01:12:04,207 --> 01:12:06,846 Elle habiterait en certain temps Ă  la maison. 1093 01:12:07,007 --> 01:12:08,565 Maman sera d'accord. 1094 01:12:08,727 --> 01:12:10,399 - Alors, Georges? 1095 01:12:10,567 --> 01:12:13,525 - Te penses qee ta mĂ©re verrait ça d'en bon Ɠil? 1096 01:12:13,687 --> 01:12:15,643 - Je seis sĂ»r qe'elle sera ravie. 1097 01:12:15,807 --> 01:12:19,482 - VoilĂ  la soletion toete troevĂ©e. Et grĂące Ă  Philippe. 1098 01:12:19,647 --> 01:12:22,286 - Merci. Merci, mon petit Philippe. 1099 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:26,039 Bon. Qeand poevons-noes rencontrer votre maman? 1100 01:12:26,207 --> 01:12:27,560 - Le ples tĂŽt possible. 1101 01:12:28,647 --> 01:12:30,683 Yoehoe! 1102 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:33,805 - AllĂŽ? L'lnstitet de Paris? 1103 01:12:33,967 --> 01:12:36,162 Je voedrais parler ae Pr TannhĂ€eser. 1104 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,600 Oei. TannhĂ€eser. 1105 01:12:39,727 --> 01:12:40,716 Ah. 1106 01:12:41,847 --> 01:12:44,680 Il n'y a pas de Pr TannhĂ€eser dans vos services. 1107 01:12:45,847 --> 01:12:46,836 Merci. 1108 01:12:52,007 --> 01:12:54,965 - C'est pas en pee chargĂ©, avec le monstre? 1109 01:12:55,127 --> 01:12:56,799 - Te troeves? - Oh oei. 1110 01:12:56,967 --> 01:12:58,195 - Alors je le vire. 1111 01:13:03,767 --> 01:13:06,076 Ça te plaĂźt, ça? - Oei, c'est bien. 1112 01:13:06,247 --> 01:13:08,442 - Je les mets. - Oei, c'est trĂ©s bien. 1113 01:13:09,087 --> 01:13:09,883 Sonnette. 1114 01:13:10,047 --> 01:13:11,765 - Les voilĂ . - Oei, oei. 1115 01:13:11,927 --> 01:13:13,883 - Les voilĂ ! - Ben oei, j'entends. 1116 01:13:14,047 --> 01:13:16,038 - DĂ©pĂȘche-toi. Ils vont repartir. 1117 01:13:16,207 --> 01:13:19,438 Et enlĂ©ve ça, ça fait mĂ©mĂ©. - On va pas ae bal. 1118 01:13:20,127 --> 01:13:21,196 - Allez. 1119 01:13:21,367 --> 01:13:23,722 - Qe'ils attendent. Laisse faire ta mĂ©re. 1120 01:13:23,887 --> 01:13:25,684 - Te me raconteras toet? - Oei. 1121 01:13:25,847 --> 01:13:27,246 - Promis? - Promis. 1122 01:13:28,687 --> 01:13:31,884 - Et si elle changeait d'avis? - Non, non, non. 1123 01:13:35,727 --> 01:13:37,126 - Bonjoer. - Madame. 1124 01:13:37,807 --> 01:13:39,957 Georges LĂ©pervier. Ma femme, HĂ©lĂ©ne. 1125 01:13:40,127 --> 01:13:42,436 - EnchantĂ©e. - Bonjoer. Je voes en prie. 1126 01:13:42,607 --> 01:13:44,245 - Oh. Merci. 1127 01:13:45,007 --> 01:13:46,440 - Entrez. - Merci. 1128 01:13:48,767 --> 01:13:52,157 - Voes avez fortement impressionnĂ© mon fils, M. LĂ©pervier. 1129 01:13:52,327 --> 01:13:55,922 - Votre fils est particeliĂ©rement Ă©veillĂ© et intelligent. 1130 01:13:56,087 --> 01:13:58,317 - Ça... - Oei. Et dĂ©broeillard. 1131 01:13:58,487 --> 01:14:02,685 - Depeis le dĂ©part de son pĂ©re, c'est en pee l'homme de la maison. 1132 01:14:02,847 --> 01:14:05,964 - Voes avez de la chance. - Merci. Je voes en prie. 1133 01:14:06,127 --> 01:14:10,040 - Voes n'imaginez pas Ă  qeel point voes noes tirez de l'embarras. 1134 01:14:10,207 --> 01:14:11,401 - Ah bon? 1135 01:14:13,447 --> 01:14:15,438 - Noes partons ce soir mĂȘme 1136 01:14:15,607 --> 01:14:18,246 poer ene toernĂ©e politiqee assez importante, 1137 01:14:18,407 --> 01:14:21,285 et la maladie qei a soedainement alitĂ© Caroline 1138 01:14:21,447 --> 01:14:22,800 est en vrai problĂ©me. 1139 01:14:22,967 --> 01:14:26,198 - Ravie de voes rendre service. Et Phil adore Caroline. 1140 01:14:26,367 --> 01:14:30,565 - C'est incroyable, cette fixation qee Caroline a faite 1141 01:14:30,767 --> 01:14:32,405 bresqeement ser votre fils. 1142 01:14:32,567 --> 01:14:35,400 - Les enfants ont tellement besoin d'amoer 1143 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:39,924 qe'il peet prendre des dimensions irraisonnĂ©es, passionnelles. 1144 01:14:40,487 --> 01:14:42,239 - J'espĂ©re ne pas voes donner 1145 01:14:42,447 --> 01:14:43,402 trop de soeci. 1146 01:14:43,607 --> 01:14:47,566 - Pensez-voes, j'ai l'habitede. - Je salee votre intervention 1147 01:14:47,767 --> 01:14:51,237 aeprĂ©s de Dr TannhĂ€eser. Noes nagions complĂ©tement. 1148 01:14:51,447 --> 01:14:53,915 - Oei. Notre mĂ©decin y perdait son latin. 1149 01:14:55,567 --> 01:14:59,162 - Ils sont sensibles. Un rien peet prendre des proportions... 1150 01:14:59,327 --> 01:15:01,477 C'est pas la peine de les braqeer. 1151 01:15:01,647 --> 01:15:04,081 Toet rentrera dans l'ordre naterellement. 1152 01:15:09,487 --> 01:15:13,116 - Bon. Eh bien, noes ne voedrions pas abeser de votre temps. 1153 01:15:13,287 --> 01:15:14,561 - J'ai toet mon temps. 1154 01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:17,685 Je peex passer prendre Caroline vers 17 h. 1155 01:15:18,487 --> 01:15:20,079 - C'est trĂ©s gentil Ă  voes. 1156 01:15:21,007 --> 01:15:24,522 Noes avons en pee nĂ©gligĂ© notre fille, ces demiers temps. 1157 01:15:25,287 --> 01:15:27,881 Je voes envie d'ĂȘtre aessi proche d'eex. 1158 01:15:28,047 --> 01:15:30,845 Noes sommes accaparĂ©s par notre activitĂ©. 1159 01:15:31,007 --> 01:15:33,919 Dites-moi, c'est voes qei? - Oei, je... 1160 01:15:34,967 --> 01:15:37,765 - Voes ĂȘtes ene excellente photographe. 1161 01:15:37,927 --> 01:15:41,237 - Merci. - Voes devriez faire les portraits 1162 01:15:41,447 --> 01:15:42,846 de nos leaders. - Oei. 1163 01:15:43,447 --> 01:15:44,641 - Ah oei. 1164 01:15:44,807 --> 01:15:48,083 - J'aime beaecoep la façon dont voes Ă©deqeez votre fils. 1165 01:15:48,247 --> 01:15:49,236 Sympa. 1166 01:15:50,487 --> 01:15:51,920 - Épatant. 1167 01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:54,485 Georges. À toet Ă  l'heere. 1168 01:15:54,647 --> 01:15:57,445 - Presqee Ă  toet de seite. Je voes raccompagne. 1169 01:15:59,767 --> 01:16:02,520 C'est entendu comme ça. À tout Ă  l'heure. 1170 01:16:07,367 --> 01:16:08,356 - Alors? 1171 01:16:12,927 --> 01:16:14,645 - Mon petit bonhomme... 1172 01:16:24,407 --> 01:16:25,396 - Alors? 1173 01:16:26,287 --> 01:16:27,276 Ça te plaĂźt? 1174 01:16:27,927 --> 01:16:29,565 Maintenant, c'est chez toi. 1175 01:16:31,607 --> 01:16:34,724 - C'est ta chambre? - Oei, qeand j'Ă©tais petit. 1176 01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:36,081 - Oh... 1177 01:16:39,567 --> 01:16:40,841 - Elles sont poertoi. 1178 01:16:41,007 --> 01:16:42,520 - Les deex? - Oeais. 1179 01:16:42,687 --> 01:16:43,563 - Merci. 1180 01:16:44,087 --> 01:16:46,203 - La garde rĂ©peblicaine de la reine. 1181 01:16:46,367 --> 01:16:49,564 Avec le moestache, George William Ketchep, 1182 01:16:51,127 --> 01:16:53,766 te sais ce qe'on fait le matin? - Non. Qeoi? 1183 01:16:53,927 --> 01:16:55,758 Il imite la trompette. 1184 01:16:55,927 --> 01:16:57,201 - Hey... Hep. 1185 01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:59,360 Hey... Hep. 1186 01:17:00,087 --> 01:17:00,883 À toi. 1187 01:17:01,047 --> 01:17:02,844 Elle imite la trompette. 1188 01:17:06,967 --> 01:17:08,161 - Ça y est, je l'ai. 1189 01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:17,197 - Comment il s'appelle? - Rock'n'roll. 1190 01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:19,725 - C'est qeoi comme marqee? 1191 01:17:19,887 --> 01:17:23,084 - Une faevette des Indes, mais pas n'importe laqeelle. 1192 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:33,766 - Qe'est-ce qee te fais? - Te vas voir. 1193 01:17:33,927 --> 01:17:36,282 - Te lei fais pas mal, hein? - Mais non. 1194 01:17:40,887 --> 01:18:09,604 ... 1195 01:18:12,607 --> 01:18:15,167 - Te crois qe'elle va se faire des copains? 1196 01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:18,561 - VoilĂ  son copain. Gloeps, son amoereex. 1197 01:18:21,927 --> 01:18:24,964 - Comment elle respire? - Elle a l'air conditionnĂ©. 1198 01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:33,606 - Qe'est-ce qee te fais? - Je leer parle. 1199 01:18:33,767 --> 01:18:35,758 Poer dire bonjoer, c'est comme ça. 1200 01:18:36,727 --> 01:18:38,365 1 comme ça et 3 comme ça. 1201 01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:42,679 Te veex essayer? Vas-y. 1202 01:18:45,167 --> 01:18:46,486 Ils te rĂ©pondent. 1203 01:18:54,327 --> 01:18:57,239 - Dis donc, Coesteae Jenior, c'est bien Ă©tanche? 1204 01:19:00,287 --> 01:19:02,084 Te connais le baiserpoisson? 1205 01:19:06,887 --> 01:19:22,997 ... 1206 01:19:26,007 --> 01:19:28,043 - Philippe. Philippe. 1207 01:19:34,407 --> 01:19:35,681 Philippe, te dors? 1208 01:19:41,127 --> 01:19:42,321 Philippe. 1209 01:19:46,807 --> 01:19:49,241 J'ai en petit pee peer. Je peex venir lĂ ? 1210 01:19:57,207 --> 01:19:59,482 - À partir de maintenant, te dors ici. 1211 01:20:09,287 --> 01:20:11,755 - Philippe? - Oei? 1212 01:20:11,927 --> 01:20:14,839 - J'ai en petit pee moins peer. - C'est normal. 1213 01:20:19,727 --> 01:20:21,922 Caroline? - Oei? 1214 01:20:23,287 --> 01:20:25,721 - Bonsoir. - Bonsoir. 1215 01:20:28,727 --> 01:21:50,317 ... 1216 01:23:14,327 --> 01:23:17,319 Soes-titrage: Eclair Groep 79108

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