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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,284 [ Bell Rings ] 2 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,792 [ Bell Rings ] 3 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:46,825 [ Sighing ] 4 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,034 [ Yawns ] 5 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,472 Yes, sir? 6 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,573 [ Yawns ] 7 00:04:01,873 --> 00:04:03,238 [ Rings ] 8 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,585 All right. 9 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,322 It's for me, sir. 10 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:23,496 [ Yawns, Mutters ] 11 00:04:23,796 --> 00:04:25,696 Yes, sir!. 12 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,599 [ Calling ] 13 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,910 [ Continues ] 14 00:04:39,518 --> 00:04:42,748 A soldier's work is never done 15 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,849 And though we never use a gun 16 00:04:45,005 --> 00:04:48,532 We're still on active service though we're through with fighting 17 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,760 For when a lady takes the field she knows the guards will always yield 18 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,291 And every man deserves a medal every night 19 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:59,032 To arms To arms 20 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,133 We're used to night alarms 21 00:05:01,287 --> 00:05:04,950 We're always facing powder 22 00:05:05,077 --> 00:05:08,513 The girls give in We weaken, but we win 23 00:05:08,629 --> 00:05:12,395 And march home feeling prouder 24 00:05:12,508 --> 00:05:16,069 We're on a parade each evening in the park 25 00:05:16,179 --> 00:05:19,876 We are not afraid to skirmish in the dark 26 00:05:19,984 --> 00:05:23,215 We're famous near and far 27 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:27,885 For our rata, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta 28 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:31,486 Toujours l'amour in the army 29 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:35,528 We give the girls a rata-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta 30 00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:39,129 When we go out campaigning 31 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:42,934 And they give us a rata, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta 32 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:46,272 And so we are not complaining 33 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,974 For years and years we've battled every night 34 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:54,077 They'll pension us when we're too old to fight 35 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,679 We're the boudoir brigadiers 36 00:05:57,788 --> 00:06:02,986 With a rata-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta 37 00:06:03,286 --> 00:06:07,120 Toujours l'amour in the army 38 00:06:07,872 --> 00:06:13,640 Rata, ta-ta, ta-ta-ta 39 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,774 Ta-ta 40 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,108 [ Rings ] 41 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,685 It's for you, sir. 42 00:06:28,123 --> 00:06:30,022 - Hello, Niki. - Hello. 43 00:06:30,227 --> 00:06:32,719 Oh, Niki, I'm in great trouble. You must help me. 44 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:35,206 - How much? - No, no. No. It's not that. 45 00:06:35,334 --> 00:06:38,303 It's something different, Niki. I... I... 46 00:06:38,422 --> 00:06:41,448 Well, I... I've... You see, I... 47 00:06:41,563 --> 00:06:44,555 Hmm. Well, I'm a married man. 48 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:46,563 Well, then, get a divorce. 49 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:50,267 Now, now. Don't misunderstand me. I'm very fond of my wife. 50 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,868 She's nice. She's good. She's refined. 51 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:55,538 In fact, I... I love my wife. 52 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:58,511 - And so, you see, if I should... - Ah, wait a minute. 53 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:02,315 To cut a long story short, you're crazy about another girl. 54 00:07:02,419 --> 00:07:04,319 - Yes. - And you don't know what to do. 55 00:07:04,619 --> 00:07:06,678 - No. - Then don't do it. 56 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:10,597 Oh, but she's so beautiful. 57 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,665 And what a figure she has. Mmm! 58 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:15,750 And, Niki, you should see her fingers. 59 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,041 Oh, she has the daintiest little fingers. 60 00:07:18,159 --> 00:07:20,855 They ha... I... [ Chuckles ] 61 00:07:20,968 --> 00:07:23,095 She plays the violin, you know. 62 00:07:23,203 --> 00:07:25,103 - What does she do? - She plays the violin. 63 00:07:25,207 --> 00:07:28,643 And how. She's the leader of a girls' band in a beer garden. 64 00:07:28,943 --> 00:07:33,539 I've just come from there. Oh, Niki, Niki. I've got to meet her. I... If... 65 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,458 Oh, but I've got to be so careful because I'm a married man. 66 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,026 Niki, Niki, look. You come to the beer garden with me, huh? 67 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:45,640 I see. I see. You're afraid to have supper with her alone. 68 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:47,669 - Right. - And that's why you want me along. 69 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:51,282 - Right. - And after supper, I go home, and you don't go home. 70 00:07:51,582 --> 00:07:54,847 - Right. - And you think I will lend myself to such an intrigue? 71 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,246 - Let's go. - My friend! 72 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:03,415 Uh, what did you say? She... She plays the violin? 73 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,500 Yes. 74 00:08:05,627 --> 00:08:09,427 - I play the piano. - [ Laughs ] Oh, that's great! 75 00:08:09,727 --> 00:08:11,695 [ Laughing ] 76 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,595 [ Laughing Stops ] 77 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,293 [small orchestra: Waltz] 78 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,501 - [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [ Continues ] 79 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,633 How do you like her? 80 00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:08,206 What? You don't like her? 81 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,841 Do you know whom she reminds me of? 82 00:10:10,995 --> 00:10:15,159 - Your wife. - Oh, wait a minute. Oh! 83 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,451 - This girl is beautiful. - See here. 84 00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:19,468 No, no, no, no. You're crazy. 85 00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:23,642 Just picture your wife, 15 years younger... 86 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:26,718 20 pounds lighter, her hair dyed... 87 00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:29,588 her nose operated on... 88 00:10:29,887 --> 00:10:31,855 the same girl. 89 00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:43,965 [Tapping] 90 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,849 Shh! 91 00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:54,487 You see? Exactly like your wife. 92 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,621 Always interrupting. 93 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:57,978 Shh! 94 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,653 [ Mouthing Words ] 95 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,682 [ Ends ] 96 00:11:34,496 --> 00:11:36,396 Bravo. 97 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,564 Bravo. 98 00:11:38,718 --> 00:11:41,312 Bravo. Bravo. 99 00:11:41,612 --> 00:11:44,342 Bravo! 100 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:48,908 Bravo. 101 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,076 [ Laughing ] 102 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:53,194 Bravo! 103 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:55,417 - Bravo! - Bravo! 104 00:11:55,536 --> 00:11:57,663 Bravo! 105 00:11:57,963 --> 00:11:59,863 Bravo! 106 00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,389 [ Chattering ] 107 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,171 Hmm. 108 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:26,278 Beg pardon, madame. Will you permit me to tell you... 109 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:31,140 that I think you are the most beautiful, the most fascinating lady I have ever met? 110 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:36,187 You are very much mistaken, sir. You haven't met me. 111 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:44,229 Oh, pardon me, please. That waltz you played so divinely, uh, how does it go? 112 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:48,029 - [ Vocalizing ] - Oh, no, no, no, no. 113 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,313 - [ Vocalizing ] - Ah, yes. 114 00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:54,973 [ Vocalizing ] 115 00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:58,554 No, no. [ Vocalizing ] 116 00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:01,516 Right! [ Vocalizing ] 117 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,248 [ Both Vocalizing ] 118 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,073 - So, you play the piano. - Mm-hmm. 119 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,783 Someday we may have a duet. 120 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,353 I love chamber music. 121 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,296 - [Violin ] - [Piano] 122 00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:05,976 [ Gentle Melody] 123 00:14:37,854 --> 00:14:41,847 - [Piano] - When hearts are singing... 124 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,638 spring will remain. 125 00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:48,988 Music is bringing... 126 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,347 love once again. 127 00:14:52,328 --> 00:14:56,161 Listen. It calls you. 128 00:14:56,365 --> 00:14:59,061 Now it is May. 129 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:02,446 Love while it sings to you. 130 00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:05,078 Live for today. 131 00:15:07,238 --> 00:15:09,331 It calls you. 132 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,967 Now it is May. 133 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,215 Take what it brings to you. 134 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:25,381 Live for today 135 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,107 You have to go? 136 00:16:17,214 --> 00:16:19,512 No. 137 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,780 You want to go? 138 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:26,484 - Yes. - Why? 139 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,549 I like you too much. 140 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,064 Shall I see you again? 141 00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,530 Oh, I hope so. 142 00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:42,812 When? 143 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:46,938 Well, perhaps tomorrow night we could have dinner together. 144 00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:48,990 Oh. 145 00:16:49,102 --> 00:16:51,798 Don't make me wait 24 hours. 146 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,066 I'm so hungry. 147 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,180 Well, perhaps then we could have tea tomorrow afternoon. 148 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,752 Why not breakfast tomorrow morning? 149 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,223 No. No. 150 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,030 First tea... 151 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,997 and then dinner... 152 00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:18,425 and then maybe... 153 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,507 maybe breakfast. 154 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,540 [ Sizzling ] 155 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,258 A dinner a supper for two 156 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:29,542 Believe me I know what to do 157 00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:32,272 But breakfast is colder 158 00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:34,421 Love seems much older 159 00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:38,684 Yet the exception is you 160 00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:43,266 You put kisses in the coffee 161 00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:46,909 Such temptation in the tea 162 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:52,219 I get a thrill that sends a chill right through me 163 00:18:52,326 --> 00:18:55,659 When you pass the toast to me 164 00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:00,397 There's paradise in every slice of bacon 165 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:03,032 And you awaken 166 00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:08,974 Such yearning when you beg for scrambled egg 167 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:14,110 And you put "it" in every omelet 168 00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:19,585 Breakfast time This must be love 169 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:24,592 You put glamour in the grapefruit 170 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,995 You put passion in the prunes 171 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:33,597 I find romance each sweet, entrancing moment 172 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,368 Every time you touch the spoons 173 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:42,072 I must admit with every bit of liver 174 00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:44,943 I start to quiver 175 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:46,947 I'm gone 176 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:51,785 When you invade the marmalade 177 00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:56,955 And you put magic in the muffins 178 00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:58,959 Breakfast time 179 00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:03,821 This must be love 180 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,749 [Bugle: Anthem ] 181 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,551 [Trumpets: second Anthem ] 182 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,226 [Anthems overlapping] 183 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,230 [Ends ] 184 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,436 Telegram for His Majesty. 185 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,212 Telegram for His Majesty. 186 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,639 A telegram for His Majesty. 187 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,984 Papa. 188 00:21:25,187 --> 00:21:27,348 - Hmm? - A telegram. 189 00:21:27,648 --> 00:21:30,014 Oh. 190 00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:37,595 This is unheard of. 191 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,796 Flausenthurm without an "H"? 192 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,605 Don't they know in Vienna how to spell my country? 193 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:49,335 It's a deliberate insult, Papa. 194 00:21:49,489 --> 00:21:52,322 They're trying to make us feel, just because we're a little country... 195 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,589 we shouldn't have so many letters. 196 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:00,686 Ah. [ Chuckles ] 197 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,886 It's from the emperor himself. 198 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:07,993 "My dear cousin, as you cross the Austrian border... 199 00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:11,291 "I extend to you and to your daughter, Princess Anna... 200 00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:14,491 my heartiest welcome". [ Chuckles ] 201 00:22:17,847 --> 00:22:23,342 "Unfortunately, I shall be unable to meet you at the station... 202 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,702 as I have to open a cattle show". 203 00:22:27,884 --> 00:22:31,149 Apparently cows are more important to him than we. 204 00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:35,819 One goes to Vienna and one's own cousin doesn't even come to the station. 205 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:40,658 Trying to show off. Big businessman. 206 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,192 That's always the way with relations. 207 00:22:43,346 --> 00:22:46,110 Who are these people anyway? 208 00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:49,402 A thousand years ago they were even smaller than we. 209 00:22:50,608 --> 00:22:53,338 It's only in the last 700 years they've got anywhere. 210 00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:55,602 Social climbers. 211 00:22:55,902 --> 00:22:58,268 [ Chuckles ] 212 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,280 This sounds much better. 213 00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:04,179 "You will, of course, be my guests at the palace. 214 00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:07,395 My whole empire is at your convenience". 215 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:09,890 [ Chuckles ] 216 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,652 [ Mooing ] 217 00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,004 Turn out the guard! 218 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,058 Eyes right! 219 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:40,844 [ Mouthing Words ] 220 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,741 [Paperboys chattering, shouting] 221 00:25:16,847 --> 00:25:18,815 [shouting continues ] 222 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:32,361 "My daughter is no laughing matter, states visiting king". 223 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:36,735 Yes. That's my statement. 224 00:25:36,938 --> 00:25:41,170 - And I hope you stick to it, Daddy. - Always, my daughter. 225 00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:43,961 Now, I hope you feel better. 226 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,678 No. I'm sorry, Father, but I don't. 227 00:25:47,978 --> 00:25:50,412 This humiliation is too much. 228 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:54,952 I know a princess can't be insulted by a common lieutenant. 229 00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:57,784 I should be far above that. 230 00:25:57,937 --> 00:26:00,371 But besides being a princess... 231 00:26:00,671 --> 00:26:02,662 I'm a girl. [ Sobs ] 232 00:26:12,409 --> 00:26:15,640 Your Majesty, we promise the fullest satisfaction. 233 00:26:15,845 --> 00:26:19,372 This officer will be brought for trial at once before a military court. 234 00:26:19,525 --> 00:26:21,459 No. No. 235 00:26:21,587 --> 00:26:23,486 Not if I can help it. 236 00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:27,334 I don't trust your courts. I don't trust your justice at all. 237 00:26:27,446 --> 00:26:30,643 In your country, cows travel faster than kings. 238 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:34,247 You call that justice? That's graft. 239 00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:36,985 Bring him here. I'll give him a fair trial. 240 00:26:37,092 --> 00:26:39,890 Let him dare explain that laugh. 241 00:26:40,190 --> 00:26:42,158 If he does, he'll hang. 242 00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:04,389 No. 243 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:07,389 No, but they can't punish you. 244 00:27:07,688 --> 00:27:10,521 You never laughed at that small-town princess. 245 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,764 Why don't you tell them what really happened? 246 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,866 No, darling. That would make it worse. 247 00:27:17,021 --> 00:27:20,650 An officer on duty presenting arms before passing royalty... 248 00:27:20,783 --> 00:27:22,774 and smiling at the girl he loves. 249 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:28,295 [ Chuckles ] No. No, there is no excuse from a military point of view. 250 00:27:28,408 --> 00:27:32,504 But from my point of view... [ Chuckles ] what an excuse. 251 00:27:32,803 --> 00:27:35,136 [ Whines ] Oh. [ Chuckles ] 252 00:27:43,527 --> 00:27:46,291 It's for you, sir. 253 00:27:51,743 --> 00:27:55,440 - Oh, no! - No, no. Don't cry, darling. 254 00:27:55,646 --> 00:27:59,138 Don't cry. Don't worry. Everything will be all right. 255 00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:01,658 - Oh! - No. No, darling. 256 00:28:01,957 --> 00:28:06,121 And remember. Remember what Napoleon said before he went to Elba: 257 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,986 So long. 258 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:25,437 Court-martial? 259 00:28:25,641 --> 00:28:28,201 No. Worse. 260 00:28:28,501 --> 00:28:30,469 The king himself. 261 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,547 [ Sobbing ] 262 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,721 [sobbing Continues ] 263 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,749 [sobbing Continues ] 264 00:29:32,475 --> 00:29:35,273 You realize in whose presence you're standing? 265 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,408 Yes, sire. 266 00:29:37,563 --> 00:29:42,591 In the presence of His Majesty King Adolf XV of Flausenthurm. 267 00:29:42,890 --> 00:29:44,915 How do you spell Flausenthurm? 268 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:53,991 F-L-A-U... 269 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:59,028 S-E-N-T... 270 00:29:59,179 --> 00:30:01,080 H... 271 00:30:01,211 --> 00:30:03,202 [ All Sigh ] 272 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,619 - U-R-M. - [ Chuckles ] Not bad. 273 00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,581 What a speller. 274 00:30:12,147 --> 00:30:15,514 He certainly knows his alphabet. 275 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,041 [ Clears Throat ] 276 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,254 What do you say to this? 277 00:30:30,005 --> 00:30:33,965 Oh, this picture doesn't do you justice, Your Majesty. 278 00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:36,358 - [ Chuckles ] - Oh. 279 00:30:37,476 --> 00:30:40,138 Oh. Oh, no. 280 00:30:40,343 --> 00:30:43,870 Oh, no, no, no, no. 281 00:30:44,169 --> 00:30:47,002 [ Chuckling ] Well! 282 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:52,306 Well, how do you like this? 283 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,890 Ah. I like it. 284 00:30:59,093 --> 00:31:02,324 Ah. Here. Here you look like a million dollars. 285 00:31:02,477 --> 00:31:04,843 Oh, this is great! 286 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:07,404 This is wonderful. 287 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,852 That's what I call photography. 288 00:31:09,962 --> 00:31:12,260 Just a dream. 289 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:16,133 Your Majesty, this interview is no laughing matter. 290 00:31:16,238 --> 00:31:20,106 Right, Your Highness. You laughed at a royal princess. 291 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:22,874 - Do you know the penalty? - I know it, sire. 292 00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:25,142 - Well, why did you do it? - We want the truth. 293 00:31:25,442 --> 00:31:27,410 And nothing but the truth. 294 00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:30,821 [ Clears Throat ] 295 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,925 Your Majesty... 296 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,060 Your Highness... 297 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,726 ladies of the ju... l-ladies. 298 00:31:39,837 --> 00:31:42,533 I was standing at attention... 299 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,634 presenting arms... 300 00:31:44,789 --> 00:31:46,916 looking straight ahead... 301 00:31:47,045 --> 00:31:52,813 and suddenly I found myself looking at the most beautiful girl. 302 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:57,243 How dare you call Her Royal Highness a girl. 303 00:31:59,383 --> 00:32:01,351 Huh? 304 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,421 Huh? 305 00:32:10,106 --> 00:32:12,597 Yes, Your Majesty. That's my crime. 306 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:15,161 Thank you. I confess it. 307 00:32:16,442 --> 00:32:18,603 When I saw Her Highness... 308 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:21,502 so young, so charming... 309 00:32:21,655 --> 00:32:23,555 so beautiful... 310 00:32:23,687 --> 00:32:27,679 I forgot everything... my rank, my duty. 311 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,879 I smiled. 312 00:32:36,631 --> 00:32:40,158 My princess, now you know my crime. 313 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,188 If you consider me unworthy of my rank... 314 00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:51,456 I put my fate in your lovely little hands. 315 00:32:56,581 --> 00:32:59,244 - You son of a gun. - Yes, sire. 316 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:01,739 - Wait outside! - Yes, sire. 317 00:33:04,315 --> 00:33:06,249 Yes, sire! 318 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,895 I like the persons around me to look nice. 319 00:34:00,181 --> 00:34:03,173 - Does that mean that I... - Yes. Father just talked with Uncle. 320 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:06,140 I mean, His Majesty has arranged it with the emperor... 321 00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:09,694 that you shall be our adjutant during our stay in Vienna. 322 00:34:09,994 --> 00:34:12,929 - Oh, I'm overwhelmed, Your Highness. - [ Giggles ] 323 00:34:22,303 --> 00:34:25,363 I hope you'll do your best to make us like Vienna. 324 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:28,460 Vienna speaks for itself, Your Highness. 325 00:34:33,274 --> 00:34:36,107 If Your Highness will be good enough to look out of the window... 326 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:39,276 there is the famous old tower of the Stephen's Church. 327 00:34:39,426 --> 00:34:41,895 To the right we have the St. Paul's dome... 328 00:34:42,024 --> 00:34:44,720 and directly across, we have with us tonight... 329 00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:47,499 I mean, there is the church of the Capuchin monks. 330 00:34:47,612 --> 00:34:49,807 I don't care about these old buildings. 331 00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:52,247 We have so many in Flausenthurm. 332 00:34:52,355 --> 00:34:57,418 I like best things that are young and beautiful and alive. 333 00:34:57,718 --> 00:35:00,186 - Don't you? - Oh, yes. Of course. 334 00:35:01,802 --> 00:35:05,203 Tell me. When you saw me first... 335 00:35:05,406 --> 00:35:08,136 what was your impression? 336 00:35:08,436 --> 00:35:10,666 That you are so beautiful, Your Highness. 337 00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:15,779 And then, when you thought I was so... 338 00:35:15,984 --> 00:35:17,975 so... so... 339 00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:21,108 - So beautiful, Your Highness. - Yes. [ Giggles ] 340 00:35:22,022 --> 00:35:23,922 Then, uh... 341 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,888 why did you smile? 342 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:30,841 Because... Because I thought that you are so beautiful, Your Highness. 343 00:35:30,969 --> 00:35:33,335 [ Sighs ] 344 00:35:33,452 --> 00:35:35,716 I want to ask you something. 345 00:35:35,825 --> 00:35:38,292 You see, I don't know very much about life. 346 00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:41,496 I got all my knowledge out of the royal encyclopedia. 347 00:35:41,605 --> 00:35:44,165 A special edition arranged for Flausenthurm... 348 00:35:44,271 --> 00:35:47,638 - with all the interesting things left out. - [ Clicks Tongue ] 349 00:35:47,743 --> 00:35:52,544 Now, when you smiled at me, you also did something else. 350 00:35:52,844 --> 00:35:55,312 Something with your eye. 351 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,391 Oh, yes! Yes. This. 352 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,492 Yes. [ Giggles ] 353 00:36:02,648 --> 00:36:04,673 - What's that? - A wink. 354 00:36:04,806 --> 00:36:07,331 A wink. 355 00:36:07,631 --> 00:36:09,599 What does it mean? 356 00:36:13,281 --> 00:36:16,341 When... When we like somebody... 357 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,475 we smile. 358 00:36:18,627 --> 00:36:21,460 But when we want to do something about it... 359 00:36:21,587 --> 00:36:23,987 - we wink. - [ Gasps ] 360 00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:27,017 Thank you. That's enough for today. 361 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,330 [Door closes ] 362 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:46,627 Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta 363 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,334 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 364 00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:36,119 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 365 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:50,067 Franzi! 366 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,070 Niki! 367 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,429 [ Tuning ] 368 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:26,704 [Baton Taps ] 369 00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:28,904 [ Intro ] 370 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:33,043 [ Waltz ] 371 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:47,658 An eight-hour day is enough, cherie 372 00:38:47,861 --> 00:38:51,024 To act as the princess's guide 373 00:38:51,179 --> 00:38:54,376 And that leaves a 12-hour night for me 374 00:38:54,676 --> 00:38:57,907 So we'll all be quite satisfied 375 00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:03,508 Tell me, Niki. Is the princess a blonde or a brunette? 376 00:39:03,712 --> 00:39:05,805 To tell you the truth, I don't know. 377 00:39:06,105 --> 00:39:08,198 [ Gasps ] Darling! 378 00:39:11,459 --> 00:39:14,952 With 12 hours here and with eight hours there 379 00:39:15,154 --> 00:39:18,487 Who gets the four hours in between 380 00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:21,540 I must have a moment to comb my hair 381 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,037 And see that my buttons are clean 382 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:29,000 Oh, you see, Niki, it's not that I'm jealous... 383 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,636 - but someday you may meet a girl. - [ Clicks Tongue ] 384 00:39:32,791 --> 00:39:35,817 Nobody can play the violin like you. 385 00:39:35,948 --> 00:39:38,644 Oh, darling. 386 00:39:38,763 --> 00:39:42,393 Forget everything in the world but me 387 00:39:42,504 --> 00:39:45,871 Forget if it's wrong or it's right 388 00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:48,575 The more that we have to forget you see 389 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:51,901 Well, the more we'll remember tonight 390 00:40:06,545 --> 00:40:10,208 He's gracious not audacious 391 00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:13,574 And romance wakes at his touch 392 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:18,292 I like him Oh, I like him 393 00:40:18,421 --> 00:40:22,858 I like him so much 394 00:40:22,976 --> 00:40:25,672 I love you and I hate you 395 00:40:25,786 --> 00:40:28,311 My darling what have I done 396 00:40:28,424 --> 00:40:30,915 I'll thrill you till I kill you 397 00:40:31,026 --> 00:40:33,586 You son of a gun 398 00:40:33,696 --> 00:40:37,325 He's so mild like a sweet child 399 00:40:37,432 --> 00:40:40,731 His conduct shows him as such 400 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,831 I like him [ Giggles ] 401 00:40:42,937 --> 00:40:46,304 Oh, I like him [ Giggles ] 402 00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:50,276 I like him so much [ Giggles ] 403 00:40:50,379 --> 00:40:53,280 You devil Say you love me 404 00:40:53,387 --> 00:40:55,912 Believe me you are the one 405 00:40:56,017 --> 00:40:58,451 You brute, you I could shoot you 406 00:40:58,554 --> 00:41:01,421 You son of a gun 407 00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:05,690 You put madness in the moonlight 408 00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:09,291 T.N.T. in each caress 409 00:41:09,397 --> 00:41:14,232 In every sigh you put such high explosive 410 00:41:14,335 --> 00:41:17,771 I send out an S.O.S. 411 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,606 I see him now 412 00:41:20,712 --> 00:41:25,376 So modest and so gentle 413 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:29,714 So sentimental 414 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,982 Forever 415 00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:34,318 He has changed 416 00:41:34,427 --> 00:41:36,918 The world for me 417 00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:41,758 There's dynamite in all your kisses 418 00:41:42,058 --> 00:41:47,553 You and I know this is love 419 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:52,808 [ No Audible Dialogue] 420 00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:03,354 Napoleon was a lieutenant too... 421 00:42:03,559 --> 00:42:05,584 and an Austrian princess married him. 422 00:42:05,737 --> 00:42:10,174 - Well, he's no Napoleon. - Right. He's 10 times better looking. 423 00:42:10,303 --> 00:42:12,566 - Oh, Papa. Have a heart. - No. 424 00:42:12,682 --> 00:42:14,149 - Say yes. - No. 425 00:42:14,262 --> 00:42:16,253 Don't you get tired of saying "no" all day long? 426 00:42:16,364 --> 00:42:17,956 - Yes. - Oh, Papa! 427 00:42:18,256 --> 00:42:20,747 No, no. Now, now, no. 428 00:42:22,615 --> 00:42:26,243 Papa, you may not realize it, but I'm desperate. 429 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:30,207 I'm no longer responsible. I'm... I'm capable of anything. 430 00:42:31,626 --> 00:42:33,651 If you don't let me have my lieutenant... 431 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:35,752 you know what I'm going to do? 432 00:42:35,903 --> 00:42:37,803 What? 433 00:42:38,103 --> 00:42:40,264 I'm going to marry an American. 434 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:57,706 Give me the emperor. 435 00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:01,745 Oh, good evening, Emp. 436 00:43:02,582 --> 00:43:04,482 Yes. This is Adolf speaking. 437 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,649 Yeah, thank you. Same to you. 438 00:43:06,801 --> 00:43:11,602 Now listen, Emp. I want to tell you something very confidential. 439 00:43:11,733 --> 00:43:13,860 Now keep this under your crown. 440 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:16,540 My little Anna is in love. 441 00:43:16,651 --> 00:43:18,551 What? You know all about it? 442 00:43:18,661 --> 00:43:20,720 The whole palace knows? 443 00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:24,183 Yeah. She wants to marry him. 444 00:43:25,171 --> 00:43:28,071 Now, what do you think of Anna marrying an ordinary lieutenant? 445 00:43:28,274 --> 00:43:30,071 What? 446 00:43:30,223 --> 00:43:32,123 What? 447 00:43:32,252 --> 00:43:35,449 What? Oh, you think it's a great thing for Flausenthurm, eh? 448 00:43:35,566 --> 00:43:38,364 Well, let me tell you, it's a great thing for Austria too. So long. 449 00:43:38,476 --> 00:43:40,671 [squeals ] Papa! 450 00:43:40,971 --> 00:43:44,065 [ Giggling ] Oh, Papa. 451 00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:02,061 [Niki] !'m not at home 452 00:44:05,414 --> 00:44:08,679 Colonel Rockoff, His Majesty's adjutant... 453 00:44:08,883 --> 00:44:13,479 who is here in this room standing right beside me... 454 00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:15,747 wishes to see you. 455 00:44:25,841 --> 00:44:28,366 Lieutenant, I'm here on a very confidential mission. 456 00:44:28,569 --> 00:44:30,696 Her Highness, the Princess Anna, wanted to talk to you. 457 00:44:30,852 --> 00:44:34,982 But before talking to you, naturally, she took up the matter with her father, His Majesty, the king. 458 00:44:35,113 --> 00:44:38,310 His Majesty, the king, decided that Her Highness, the princess, should not talk to you first. 459 00:44:38,431 --> 00:44:41,457 On the contrary, you should first talk to Her Highness, the princess. 460 00:44:41,571 --> 00:44:44,768 But before talking to the princess, His Majesty, the king, wants you to talk to him... 461 00:44:44,876 --> 00:44:47,276 so that he can give you permission to talk to the princess. 462 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:50,411 But then we all got together and had a little talk, and we came to the conclusion... 463 00:44:50,516 --> 00:44:52,450 that under the royal Flausenthurm etiquette... 464 00:44:52,554 --> 00:44:55,387 you, being an ordinary lieutenant, cannot do the talking at all. 465 00:44:55,490 --> 00:44:57,458 You understand? 466 00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:00,658 Perfectly. May I ask what you are talking about? 467 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:04,689 In one word, Lieutenant, please don't you propose to the princess. 468 00:45:05,810 --> 00:45:09,473 But I never intended to, and I never will. 469 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:12,241 Thank you. Congratulations. 470 00:45:23,687 --> 00:45:25,587 Morning. 471 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:45,705 [Phone Ringing] 472 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:49,180 Hello? Who is it? 473 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:53,075 This is Lily. Yes, Lily. 474 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:57,215 Congratulations? What for? 475 00:45:59,261 --> 00:46:01,525 My engagement to the princess? 476 00:46:01,727 --> 00:46:05,026 You don't know? [ Laughs ] 477 00:46:05,181 --> 00:46:07,809 I have inside information. 478 00:46:07,942 --> 00:46:10,934 I had supper with the king last night. 479 00:46:11,234 --> 00:46:14,670 Yes! Kings have to eat too. 480 00:46:19,313 --> 00:46:22,645 Darling, you believe me. I don't know a thing about this. 481 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,915 Of course. Of course I believe you. 482 00:46:26,855 --> 00:46:31,120 Oh, Niki. Niki, they can't take you away from me. 483 00:46:31,421 --> 00:46:33,321 They won't. 484 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,094 Everything will be all right. 485 00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,763 I know it. 486 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,300 I know it. 487 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:51,969 I'll be back, and I won't be long. 488 00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:23,972 You son-in-law! [ Laughing ] 489 00:47:28,956 --> 00:47:31,982 Your Majesty, this has gone far enough. 490 00:47:32,187 --> 00:47:33,745 Turn out the guard! 491 00:47:34,045 --> 00:47:36,172 [Drumroll] 492 00:47:37,561 --> 00:47:40,291 - The emperor's coming. - [Band] 493 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:42,559 [shouting order in German ] 494 00:47:45,432 --> 00:47:47,798 Now this is going too far. 495 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,232 Right, Your Majesty. Flausenthurm is too far for me. 496 00:47:51,388 --> 00:47:53,413 I cannot do it. 497 00:47:53,544 --> 00:47:57,809 Don't you understand? I'm a Viennese, and I love this city. 498 00:47:57,926 --> 00:48:00,259 I can't live without Vienna. 499 00:48:00,369 --> 00:48:03,736 You can't tear a tree out of the ground and plant it somewhere else. 500 00:48:03,843 --> 00:48:07,643 Tree, tree, tree! This has nothing to do with biology! 501 00:48:07,747 --> 00:48:10,716 When you winked at my daughter, were your intentions honorable? 502 00:48:10,822 --> 00:48:14,417 - They were. - Well, then naturally you'll marry her. 503 00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:17,186 My intentions were dishonorable! 504 00:48:17,486 --> 00:48:19,886 Then you will have to marry her. 505 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:29,305 Supreme and imperial majesty, the emperor. 506 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:59,736 We congratulate you. 507 00:49:03,573 --> 00:49:06,736 It's a great thing for Austria... too. 508 00:49:08,316 --> 00:49:11,615 We here with confirm, officially... 509 00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:14,884 the fact of your betrothal. 510 00:50:39,669 --> 00:50:41,637 [ Sobbing ] 511 00:53:51,194 --> 00:53:53,822 [Bell Ringing] 512 00:53:54,864 --> 00:53:57,162 [Band] 513 00:54:10,113 --> 00:54:12,081 [ Crowd Cheering ] 514 00:56:19,387 --> 00:56:23,380 Do you, Colonel Rockoff, in the interest of the bridegroom, find everything fitting? 515 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:25,047 I do. 516 00:56:25,202 --> 00:56:28,797 Do you, Baroness von Schwedel, in the interest of the bride, find everything proper? 517 00:56:28,925 --> 00:56:30,392 I do. 518 00:56:30,509 --> 00:56:33,706 Then you both agree that everything is fitting and proper? 519 00:56:33,819 --> 00:56:35,845 - We do. - We do. 520 00:56:35,952 --> 00:56:39,354 I here with pronounce this royal bedchamber... 521 00:56:39,654 --> 00:56:41,554 a royal bedchamber. 522 00:56:55,854 --> 00:56:58,482 [staff thuds three times ] 523 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:01,584 [Master of Ceremonies ]! here with pronounce this royal wedding day... 524 00:57:01,884 --> 00:57:03,852 a royal wedding night. 525 00:58:09,221 --> 00:58:11,621 Good night, dear. 526 00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:13,952 What? 527 00:58:14,107 --> 00:58:16,871 - Aren't we married? - Yes! 528 00:58:16,999 --> 00:58:19,467 - Aren't you my wife? - Yes. 529 00:58:19,587 --> 00:58:22,579 - Am I not your husband? - Yes. 530 00:58:22,690 --> 00:58:26,592 Now, can't I call you "dear" when I say good night? 531 00:58:26,892 --> 00:58:30,487 Well, you may call me "dear,' but you shouldn't say good night. 532 00:58:32,948 --> 00:58:35,178 But it's... it's 9:30. 533 00:58:35,478 --> 00:58:38,606 And at this hour, "good night" is the only proper thing to say. 534 00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:41,549 Oh. 535 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,611 - You don't understand. - What? 536 00:58:52,328 --> 00:58:54,228 - Niki. - Yes, Anna? 537 00:58:59,869 --> 00:59:01,803 - Niki! - Yes, Anna? 538 00:59:02,644 --> 00:59:04,908 Oh. 539 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,835 [ Sighs ] 540 00:59:18,327 --> 00:59:21,057 Oh. Oh! 541 00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:23,523 Oh, no! 542 00:59:23,823 --> 00:59:25,120 Oh, no. 543 00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:29,521 Married people don't do that. 544 00:59:31,413 --> 00:59:34,871 - They don't? - Oh, no! 545 00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:37,139 Married people don't wink? 546 00:59:38,886 --> 00:59:41,411 Ye... Yes, they wink... 547 00:59:41,711 --> 00:59:43,679 but not at each other. 548 00:59:45,381 --> 00:59:47,849 Well, what's the use of getting married? 549 00:59:49,923 --> 00:59:53,723 All the philosophers, for 3,000 years... 550 00:59:53,926 --> 00:59:56,156 have tried to find that out... 551 00:59:56,311 --> 00:59:57,938 and they failed. 552 00:59:58,238 --> 01:00:00,763 And I don't think we'll solve that problem tonight. 553 01:00:02,231 --> 01:00:04,131 Good night. 554 01:00:15,679 --> 01:00:17,647 Let me tell you something. 555 01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:20,315 You can lead a horse to water... 556 01:00:20,615 --> 01:00:23,083 but you can't make him drink. 557 01:00:25,729 --> 01:00:28,424 That's as far as I go. 558 01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,625 That's my limit. 559 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:37,333 [ Crying ] 560 01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:00,055 [sobbing] 561 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:21,510 Black or white? 562 01:01:22,754 --> 01:01:24,881 I don't want to play checkers! 563 01:01:25,181 --> 01:01:27,809 [ Loud Crying ] 564 01:01:48,112 --> 01:01:50,774 Why don't you try it? 565 01:01:51,074 --> 01:01:53,508 I personally ordered it for you. 566 01:01:54,977 --> 01:01:58,708 - Thank you. - It's real Vienna schnitzel. 567 01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:02,849 Vienna schnitzel. 568 01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:27,241 Schnitzel to you. 569 01:02:28,513 --> 01:02:30,413 That's enough. 570 01:02:30,618 --> 01:02:35,112 You know what you are? You are anti-Flausenthurm. 571 01:02:35,412 --> 01:02:38,381 You wouldn't like this schnitzel even if it was good. 572 01:02:39,528 --> 01:02:42,725 Schnitzel to me? Ha! Let me tell you. 573 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:45,990 That schnitzel came from an imported Viennese cow. 574 01:02:46,290 --> 01:02:48,258 Imported especially for you. 575 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,935 Poor cow. 576 01:02:52,139 --> 01:02:54,699 To start life in Vienna... 577 01:02:54,999 --> 01:02:57,524 and end it in Flausenthurm. 578 01:03:03,622 --> 01:03:07,183 As a gentleman, I say thank you. 579 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:11,180 As a Viennese, I say moo! 580 01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:36,980 [ Bell Ringing ] 581 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:39,081 [ Rings ] 582 01:03:39,381 --> 01:03:41,508 [Band: Upbeat] 583 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:11,746 [Ends ] 584 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:16,411 [small orchestra ] 585 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,388 Stop. Down with that curtain. 586 01:05:25,688 --> 01:05:27,656 [ Chattering ] 587 01:05:29,833 --> 01:05:32,028 - [ Excited Shouting ] - [ Franzi ] What have I done? 588 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:35,495 No questions! Come on. 589 01:05:35,795 --> 01:05:39,754 - You can't take her. - [ Shouting Continues ] 590 01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:57,386 If you please. 591 01:06:07,706 --> 01:06:10,266 Oh. 592 01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,934 Oh, Niki! 593 01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:15,134 [ Gasps ] 594 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:24,345 [ Chuckles ] 595 01:06:36,531 --> 01:06:38,795 Now, that's what I call schnitzel. 596 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:41,429 [ Chuckles ] 597 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:45,381 Oh. You know, Niki, we shouldn't do this. 598 01:06:45,681 --> 01:06:47,649 Oh, no. We shouldn't. 599 01:06:52,614 --> 01:06:55,344 [ Chuckles ] 600 01:06:55,548 --> 01:06:57,675 I shouldn't be here at all. 601 01:06:57,975 --> 01:06:59,943 Oh, no. You shouldn't. 602 01:07:02,093 --> 01:07:05,187 [ Laughs ] Oh, but I couldn't help it. 603 01:07:05,388 --> 01:07:07,822 I had to see your wedding. 604 01:07:07,974 --> 01:07:10,841 I didn't want you to know. 605 01:07:10,968 --> 01:07:14,369 Just one glimpse of you as a prince... 606 01:07:14,669 --> 01:07:16,728 and then disappear. 607 01:07:17,711 --> 01:07:19,736 But then I saw you yesterday. 608 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,004 In that marriage carriage? 609 01:07:23,744 --> 01:07:26,042 Then I saw your face... 610 01:07:26,342 --> 01:07:29,937 so sad, so dreary... 611 01:07:30,822 --> 01:07:32,881 so lonesome... 612 01:07:33,182 --> 01:07:35,150 and I thought... 613 01:07:35,992 --> 01:07:38,187 I might just as well... 614 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,788 hang around a little while. 615 01:07:40,943 --> 01:07:44,504 [ Chuckling ] But you cannot hang around in Flausenthurm... 616 01:07:44,632 --> 01:07:46,600 without being arrested. 617 01:07:46,716 --> 01:07:51,517 When I saw you, I simply couldn't wait until the concert was over. 618 01:07:51,627 --> 01:07:54,858 So I called the copper. [ Laughing ] 619 01:07:54,966 --> 01:07:57,764 What's the use of being married to a princess... 620 01:07:57,874 --> 01:07:59,865 if you cannot use the police department? 621 01:08:00,165 --> 01:08:02,065 [ Franzi Laughing ] 622 01:08:17,763 --> 01:08:20,129 Good night, my child. 623 01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:22,460 I guess so. 624 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,821 [Niki] Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta 625 01:08:30,808 --> 01:08:33,742 Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta 626 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:37,240 Ta-ta 627 01:08:38,149 --> 01:08:40,583 Hello, folks. How's everything? 628 01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:42,813 Daddy. Daddy! 629 01:08:42,967 --> 01:08:45,834 Great little kingdom you have here. Oh! 630 01:08:45,966 --> 01:08:49,493 Ach, du lieber Flausenthurm Flausenthurm, Flausenthurm 631 01:08:49,613 --> 01:08:52,741 Ach, du lieber Flausenthurm Flausenthurm, Flausenthurm 632 01:08:52,853 --> 01:08:56,152 Ach, du lieber Flausenthurm Flausenthurm, Flausenthurm 633 01:08:56,259 --> 01:08:59,694 Ach, du lieber Flausenthurm Flausenthurm, Flausenthurm 634 01:08:59,994 --> 01:09:02,224 Ta-ta-ra 635 01:09:05,316 --> 01:09:07,443 Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta 636 01:09:07,743 --> 01:09:10,371 Ta-ta 637 01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:14,817 [ Sighs ] 638 01:09:15,017 --> 01:09:16,985 He danced with me. 639 01:09:17,136 --> 01:09:19,036 And he called me Daddy. 640 01:09:19,336 --> 01:09:21,998 [ Chuckling ] 641 01:09:26,395 --> 01:09:30,331 Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta ta-ta 642 01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:35,428 [ Scratchy Voice ] Ta-ta-rata, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta 643 01:10:11,674 --> 01:10:14,609 Father, what does it mean when a man steps out? 644 01:10:16,647 --> 01:10:18,547 Huh? Well... 645 01:10:18,847 --> 01:10:21,907 Well, why, I-I don't know. Why? 646 01:10:25,226 --> 01:10:27,990 - You know who's stepping out? - Who? 647 01:10:28,192 --> 01:10:30,490 Niki. 648 01:10:30,645 --> 01:10:33,808 Oh, well, now. Let me tell you what it means to step out. 649 01:10:33,937 --> 01:10:37,703 [ Vocalizing ] 650 01:10:37,818 --> 01:10:40,753 So that's what she does, eh? 651 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,330 - Plays the violin. - Yes, Papa. 652 01:10:43,436 --> 01:10:45,734 And in public. 653 01:10:45,843 --> 01:10:49,870 Tell me, Papa. Now, be frank. 654 01:10:49,976 --> 01:10:53,776 Do all girls like that play the violin? 655 01:10:53,884 --> 01:10:55,943 Well, not necessarily. 656 01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:58,145 But I'll tell you one thing. 657 01:10:58,445 --> 01:11:00,345 [ Chuckles ] They play. 658 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:04,158 Well, I can play too. 659 01:11:12,735 --> 01:11:16,865 [ Classical ] 660 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:29,284 [ Continues ] 661 01:11:50,572 --> 01:11:53,040 [ Plays More Assuredly] 662 01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:27,166 Psst! Hey. 663 01:12:30,090 --> 01:12:32,081 - You want to arrest me? - Right. 664 01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:36,010 Ooh, you wonderful man! Go ahead, girls. Go on. Come on. 665 01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:47,227 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 666 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:33,169 Make yourself comfortable, as usual. 667 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,668 - From Vienna? - Yes. 668 01:14:11,321 --> 01:14:13,449 - Nice, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 669 01:14:13,654 --> 01:14:15,645 It's from Mandelbaum & Gruenstein. 670 01:14:15,802 --> 01:14:19,898 - Mandelbaum & Gruenstein? - Yes. Oh, it's the only place to buy. 671 01:14:20,198 --> 01:14:23,759 Oh, of course, they rob you, but it's worth it. 672 01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,798 Who bought that for you? 673 01:14:34,169 --> 01:14:36,296 Who bought that for you? 674 01:14:37,543 --> 01:14:39,875 Not Niki. 675 01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:42,172 I'm sure he didn't. 676 01:14:42,472 --> 01:14:44,440 Niki has taste. 677 01:14:48,161 --> 01:14:50,152 [ Loud Crying ] 678 01:14:50,356 --> 01:14:53,017 [ Franzi Crying ] 679 01:14:53,317 --> 01:14:55,785 [ Both Crying ] 680 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:02,487 [ Shaky Inhaling, Crying ] 681 01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:21,181 [ Blows Nose] 682 01:15:32,394 --> 01:15:35,022 [ Blows Nose] 683 01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:41,902 Did I hurt you? 684 01:15:43,906 --> 01:15:46,773 No. Did I hurt you? 685 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:50,071 Yes. [ Crying ] 686 01:15:56,018 --> 01:15:58,248 Why did you get me here? 687 01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:01,290 I wanted to kill you. 688 01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:05,151 Oh! You poor little thing, you. 689 01:16:06,194 --> 01:16:08,162 I love him so dearly. 690 01:16:09,340 --> 01:16:11,433 I'm just wild about him. 691 01:16:11,637 --> 01:16:14,231 I don't blame you. 692 01:16:14,384 --> 01:16:17,353 - Isn't he good-looking? - Oh, and how! 693 01:16:17,653 --> 01:16:20,417 That's it exactly. "And how!!" 694 01:16:21,688 --> 01:16:24,213 - Did you see him in his new uniform? - At the wedding? 695 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,314 - Yes. - Stunning. 696 01:16:26,465 --> 01:16:30,333 But to tell you the truth, I like him even better in his dinner coat. 697 01:16:30,459 --> 01:16:34,396 - With the straw hat? - Yes! With the straw hat! Oh! 698 01:16:34,513 --> 01:16:36,708 Oh, that's nothing. 699 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:39,516 Did you ever see him in... 700 01:16:39,816 --> 01:16:41,716 Oh, never mind. 701 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,267 Um... 702 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:49,370 Oh. You listen to me, you foolish little thing. 703 01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:54,437 If you don't watch out, someday a girl will come along and take him away from you. 704 01:17:04,753 --> 01:17:07,688 - Oh, do you play? - Yes. 705 01:17:17,699 --> 01:17:19,667 "Etude for Five Fingers!" 706 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:22,804 "Cloister Bells"? 707 01:17:23,105 --> 01:17:25,005 "Maiden's Prayer!" 708 01:17:26,675 --> 01:17:29,508 Let me see your underwear. 709 01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:35,943 "Cloister Bells!" 710 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:41,490 That's the kind of music you should play. 711 01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,724 [ Glissando ] 712 01:17:44,764 --> 01:17:47,062 Jazz up your lingerie 713 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,629 Just like a melody 714 01:17:49,782 --> 01:17:54,583 There's music when every ribbon has a flowing rhythm 715 01:17:54,710 --> 01:17:57,076 Wear lace in harmony 716 01:17:57,192 --> 01:17:59,558 A silken symphony 717 01:17:59,670 --> 01:18:03,800 It's music and just the right note for you 718 01:18:03,907 --> 01:18:05,807 Color should be seen 719 01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:09,144 Let your step-ins have no dull or gray tones 720 01:18:09,251 --> 01:18:11,412 Wear your crepe de chine with some pep 721 01:18:11,516 --> 01:18:14,485 In up-to-date hey, hey tones 722 01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:16,921 Jazz up your lingerie 723 01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:19,357 Just like a melody 724 01:18:19,657 --> 01:18:23,593 Be happy Choose snappy music to wear 725 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,434 Jazz up your teddy bear 726 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,535 I wonder if I dare 727 01:18:28,691 --> 01:18:30,249 - Jazz up - I'll try to 728 01:18:30,382 --> 01:18:31,940 - Jazz - I'd like to 729 01:18:32,058 --> 01:18:34,424 - Come on - I mean to 730 01:18:34,535 --> 01:18:36,833 Wake up Try something new 731 01:18:36,940 --> 01:18:38,840 That's what I've got to do 732 01:18:38,945 --> 01:18:40,309 - Wake up - I'll show them 733 01:18:40,414 --> 01:18:41,711 - Great - I'll teach them 734 01:18:41,816 --> 01:18:44,046 - Get hot - I'll try 735 01:18:44,151 --> 01:18:46,415 - Tra-la-la, la-la - Oh, not so hot 736 01:18:46,521 --> 01:18:49,217 It sounds like 1850 737 01:18:49,324 --> 01:18:52,020 Oh [Jazzy Vocalizing ] 738 01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:53,754 You've got it now! 739 01:18:53,860 --> 01:18:57,159 Let's simply jazz up your lingerie 740 01:18:57,263 --> 01:18:59,629 Just like a melody 741 01:18:59,734 --> 01:19:04,034 Be happy Choose snappy music to wear 742 01:19:04,334 --> 01:19:06,302 [ Piano Continues ] 743 01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,775 [Piano Ends ] 744 01:20:02,430 --> 01:20:04,330 Good-bye, Anna. 745 01:20:06,168 --> 01:20:08,466 Oh, now you mustn't worry about me. 746 01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:13,969 [ Chuckles ] I knew it all the time. 747 01:20:18,113 --> 01:20:20,308 Girls who start with breakfast... 748 01:20:21,349 --> 01:20:23,715 don't usually stay for supper. 749 01:20:33,106 --> 01:20:35,630 Take good care of our Niki. 750 01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:37,831 I will. 751 01:20:39,843 --> 01:20:42,471 And be a good girl. 752 01:20:42,674 --> 01:20:45,303 - I won't. - Oh! 753 01:20:45,603 --> 01:20:47,503 Bravo! 754 01:20:56,126 --> 01:20:58,754 Good-bye, Anna. 755 01:20:59,054 --> 01:21:00,954 Good-bye, Franzi. 756 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:45,946 [Piano: Jazz] 757 01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:28,522 [Bird twittering] 758 01:25:37,298 --> 01:25:39,198 [Twittering stops ] 759 01:26:01,689 --> 01:26:04,214 [ Laughing ] 760 01:26:26,948 --> 01:26:28,916 Anna, is this you? 761 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:32,420 No. 762 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,915 This is Mandelbaum & Gruenstein. 763 01:26:40,628 --> 01:26:43,062 That's me! 764 01:26:46,801 --> 01:26:49,395 And that's me again. 765 01:28:07,321 --> 01:28:11,519 I've found at home my rata-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta 766 01:28:11,723 --> 01:28:15,385 There'll be no more campaigning 767 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:19,170 And she'll find me Oh, rata-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta 768 01:28:19,303 --> 01:28:22,897 And so I'm not complaining 769 01:28:23,017 --> 01:28:26,714 I found a new commander to obey 770 01:28:26,826 --> 01:28:30,125 I must report for duty right away 771 01:28:30,235 --> 01:28:33,864 She'll never pension me 772 01:28:34,164 --> 01:28:38,361 [Anna ] Rata, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta 773 01:28:40,381 --> 01:28:45,011 Toujours l'amour in the army 53587

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