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* - As said ...

Of course, his name escapes me.

* Well, whatever, someone said:

* "You do not have a heart if you are not left at age 20.

* "But you do not have a head if you're not right at 40. "

* It seems to me that it's ... that it was Churchill who said that.

* - No, it's Jean d'Ormesson. * -Jean d'Ormesson?

* Oh good?

* - Yes, I think so.

* For 15 years, you've been hosting a show who became cult.

Can we say as you explore the human soul?

* - It's true that yes, finally ... I have the feeling

* that people indulging at my home more than anywhere else, yes.

* - Must say that you have the gift to ask direct questions.

* sometimes even very intimate.

* - Yes, listen, we hear enough woody language

* and politically correct all day.

* If it's to do like everyone else, there is no interest.

* - Yes, of course. You are now over 60 years old.

* How do you imagine in 10-15 years?

* - Uh ... Cremated.

* - It's time to move on to another musical break.

- It turns out well, this piece. - Serious.

- Wow.

Very happy with this fund. - To drive, she's too good.

- But you're careful, you are still going fast.

It is necessary... She is still running, the crate.

- It's over, it's over, the break-in.

- The first 1,000 kilometers, you have to ...

- No. you roll as you want.

It was before, it's over, that.

- Come on, did you do a little? - Yeah.

It's an ass lick, the guy. - Oh dear.

- He makes crates. - He is honeyed, and with everyone.

- When he talks about your show ... - Yeah.

- explore the human soul, do not make fun of it !

- Yeah. it's a lot.

Really, he does not hesitate for a second. the guy.

- Talking glandus their ass stories, it's not ...

- Well, well ... here it's you which exaggerates in the other direction.

- You said that, the last time.

- But me, it's me. And you. it's you.

- Vanessa told me she came by taxi. - Yeah.

She makes you confidences. Vanessa.

OK, let's go ?

* - If you join us, we are lucky today

* to receive Castro who makes us the pleasure of spending 1 hour with us.

* We were talking about the time that passes

* and I wanted to ask you, what is it for you to grow old?

* - I would say before anything else a kind of serenity.

* From a certain age,

* we get away from things unimportant,

* we take a step back.

* And there is more this mad desire to prove something ...

- Well, let's see. * - This constant anxiety,

* the fear of being judged, for example.

* I take less to heart what can be said about me.

* And that's it, that's why that I spoke of serenity.

- What not to hear!

Shit. I do not understand what the GPS says. You must leave ?

This is where to go out?

Shit, it was there, the exit.

- It does not matter, he will recalculate.

- Yes, take it.

She is the woman of the association. - Hello?

No, it's not Helen.

No, she's driving.

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

She asks if you have the answer.

- Exactly, Caroline, I'm going there.

I call you after. * - Okay.

- OKAY ?

Well, goodbye.

- I'll take her in the mouth, my Afghan.

- I told you what I thought.

* -... of your daughter,

* Nina Mareuil-Castro whose first book was unanimously hailed by critics.

* That should make you happy, right?

* - Yes, listen ... - Next ...

- Hush, he's talking about Nina. * - It's amazing for a father

* to realize that his child

* flourishes ... - You missed it.

It does not matter, he said right in 700 m.

Ben say so, risk of tsunami ... - No, but Vincent, you do it on purpose?

- Right away.

- For some time, we've been stagnating, say.

We still had a little stopped the fall.

Yes that's it.

Yes, no, I agree.

There is a real problem, 8% is very little.

Larsen We are still not bad on the housewife.

No, no, I agree. I agree.

But you do not speak to stop the show altogether?

I say, you do not speak to stop the show altogether?

Will not you do that to me, anyway? Leave me a little ...

(- That's Horwitz?)

- OKAY. Do you call me back in the evening? When you know more.

Hello.

- He wants to stop?

- He must discuss with the advertisers, it does not smell good.

- They will not stop him like that ...

- They will be embarrassed ... Castro shit too.

We offer him things, he refuses everything.

- I try to talk to him too, but he does not listen to me.

Natalouch. With that, good start, the fu.

Many smoke and it goes rolling. - Yeah, alright.

- Ya tiebia lioubliou.

How are you, Titi? - Yeah.

- What's her name?

- Samantha.

- Samantha.

Samantha. - It's Biggistar?

- Yes. - The blonde, who is it?

- Nobody.

What are you doing ? - I put pics.

- I prefer that you serve the guests.

Olives are good like that, without pic.

- Good idea to take the locals.

Frankly, she does not look smart.

- Do not worry, I keep an eye on her.

* - I remember, she had to be in 1st or terminale,

* she had done a remarkable dissertation ...

"'- Hello? Have you hung up?

- No, no, sorry.

It's my father who invents us a common past. It's funny.

I did not understand. Does that mean you come?

* - No, we're going to talk about your books ...

- We do not care about books.

Last time it was a signature.

No, there will not be only stars and as soon as we get bored, we break.

Well... Yes, okay, call me back.

- Amazing, when I saw that, I stayed...

- That's not true, it's Castro? It's not possible.

It's Castro!

- Samantha?

You remember, I hired you.

- Yes. - I hired you as ...

- Waitress. - Yes, so the pictures ...

Well, what are you doing? Well, go serve!

- Ah,

so ? - It's good, she's coming.

- Cool. - I'll introduce you to someone.

- Yeah?

- Do you know Biggistar?

- I heard about it. The idol of children.

- Excuse me, your name?

- Lou. - Loulou.

- And you, is it Louloulou?

- And me, it's Guy.

- Ah, but you hurt me very badly.

- It seems that I have a good grip.

- Thomas! - Nath.

- I'm glad you came.

I loved you in your last movie. - Thank you.

It's beautiful, this corner. - It is paradise.

- All this campaign! - 35 minutes from the Saint-Cloud gate.

- Excuse me, is it possible to have an autograph?

- 35min, you're talking!

It took an hour and a half, at the very least.

- You missed the branch too ... - It is far.

I do not understand this choice.

There is no more Parisian than my sister. I do not understand.

Okay, the birds, the countryside, very good, but ...

She is a city girl, Nathalie. She does not care about the campaign.

- Yes, she kept something in Paris.

- Shit !

I touched ? - Oh yes, yes.

Ah, well, even.

- Shit...

Nobody saw anything. - Yeah, but ...

- It's okay. It's a great car, the guy has wheat, we're not going to ...

- Are not you going to say it?

If, of course, I'll say it.

Well, I'll tell you, I tell you!

- Why do not you want to do it?

- Listen, it's ... - I invited you several times.

You always said no to me

I love your job and Nathalie, do not talk about it.

We would love you to come. - I dunno.

I am not comfortable in these programs.

- These emissions? That is to say ?

- Where to talk about his private life.

- Oh no, but if you come, it's you who decides.

We can not talk about your divorce.

- How do you know that ? - You do what you want.

It's up to you.

- Yeah, maybe one of these days.

I'll go get my drink.

- How are you ? - I'm ok thanks.

- It's been a while, huh?

- Ah ....

Hmm ... Yeah.

- Do not you recognize me?

- Well, uh ...

- He does not recognize me.

- Excuse me, but where do we get from?

- I was inge his on Like a monday.

- Ah, here you go.

- Yeah, you do not recognize me. - Well no.

Sorry, but no, I do not recognize you.

- You see, that's it, the stars.

A year of work with him. - What year was that?

Like a Monday?

- I do not know ... 1995. - 1996

- Well, it's been 20 years.

You know the billion people which I have known since?

You look upset ...

- So, my surprise? He told you he lives within 5 minutes from here?

- No, he did not tell me that, no.

- This is Mrs. Chaulieu who is the mayor of Saturnin.

- Who is Saturnin? Sorry. Today, apparently,

I recognize nobody. - You are stupid,

we are on the commune of Saturnin.

And Mrs. Chaulieu is the mayor ... Finally, the mayor.

The mayor ... - I prefer "Mrs. Mayor".

But whatever.

As long as you do not say alderman nor bailiff ...

- Nice to meet you. - I am glad.

- Me too.

- You want a cut? - No thanks.

- Or a fruit juice?

- Oh no, it's good, I'm not a guest.

- Not even invited, you have the right to be thirsty.

What are you then? - I'm a driver.

Finally, I am the driver of Castro.

- Castro? - Yes.

- But I love it, Castro.

I'm sure he's very nice. He is nice ?

- Great. Very nice.

- I was sure of it.

You think I can ask him to make a photo?

- Of course, he never says no.

- I love it.

In life, he is nice?

It seems that he stings anger, sometimes.

- Maybe but...

with me, it's going very well.

- So he's nice in life?

- Well yeah.

- Good.

Sorry, I have to go. I have lots...

- Yes it works.

Good luck. - Thank you.

- IT'S OKAY ?

- Me, it's Guy.

- Why do not you come over? We were...

- Your fi, not here? - But no...

- Oh, weird.

- Who's yours? - My daughter.

- Pamela? - Yeah, she's not coming.

- Excuse me, can I take a picture?

It's for my mother, she loves you. - Yes.

If it's for your mother ...

What are they doing to me with these pictures!

- Oh my God !

- Who's this con?

You invited him to hurt people?

- Guy? He is a wonderful man, figure yourself.

- Wonderful? That is to say ?

- His vision of things, he is off the beaten track.

Exciting to listen. - What does he do ?

- He is an organic farmer, he has his thing next to it.

We sympathized.

I take tomatoes, fresh onions, all organic.

- That's why he's wonderful? For his vegetables?

- Yes, but not only.

He has a philosophy of life wonderful.

The taste of simple things, authentic ...

You know what he offered me on arrival ?

A honey jar. - Ben fucking.

- "To bring in the sweetness in your house, "he told me.

Stop with your cynicism.

What are they doing here?

Hello, Mr. Delavenne.

Hello Madam. It's nice to visit us.

- We're just 5 min. - Of course, have a drink.

- That's nice of you... - Hello.

- Hello. - Nathalie ...

- Excuse me for a second.

Thank you. - Please.

Yes, what is he doing here, Biggistar?

Do you have a show with him? - Vaguely.

- Vaguely?

- Wait, wait.

- My wife is in Bali right now. For 2 weeks.

- In Bali? She's lucky.

- She's at a friend's house who has a house there.

- Hi, Jean-Luc. - It's okay ?

How are you, Marie?

- Were you invited? - No.

- Ah, there you go.

- What's she doing? She is arrested.

- Who ? - Vanessa.

- I thought you were not with.

- I say that too. I wonder if I am with.

With my subscription, I see it, the taxi.

I see it on the map.

She is arrested for a quarter of an hour.

- She's running, leave her alone.

- I leave her alone, I'm doing that.

- You're jealous, you're too jealous.

- So what?

- Oh no, the beef is too early.

- And the fu, he's gone. For barbek, it's good.

- Here is your sister with her masseur.

What a fool, that one too. - You're mean.

I like Vincent. Sorry.

- He's soft, he's so conciliatory, always in agreement.

- After you, she wanted to take a conciliatory guy.

- It's beautiful, here. And it's huge, actually.

- You saw, close to Paris. - Close by .... as the crow flies.

Here, then, it's a fig tree. There, it's not spectacular,

but after that ... - Good idea, a tree, there is none here.

- There may be no fig tree.

We heard you in the car, you made us laugh.

Your passage on the joy of aging ...

- What should I say?

That I feel like a shit, I want to cry?

- Do not attack me. - It's you, you come, you attack me.

See you once a year and you attack me.

- I attacked him?

- I did not follow well, I'm looking for the waitress. I never see her.

- How are you, Vincent? It works, sciatica?

- You will not start. - He's joking.

- Not at all. It's contempt, that's all.

- Hey, Helen, a little humor ...

- He's joking. - Here.

- It works very well, anyway. Thank you.

- That's it, it's a good surprise.

How are you ? You're okay ?

- They play awfully well. - Yeah, not bad.

- I would have loved to be a guitarist.

- It's not too late.

- I tried. It hurts the fingers.

- Samantha!

- You scared me !

You scare me every time.

- I want to know who is in the meeting.

Is there Gigi? Gigi is in or not?

Try to see.

30 new animal species endangered. The cow !

- The cow, too?

Ah ...

8%, fucking. It does not go back! - Yes

- We're still in front of the housewife. - But yes.

- Horwitz did not say anything, he did not call? - No no.

- You remember, we had a drop like that, 3 years ago,

and it was gone again ... - How are you ?

It's okay ? - And you ?

- I was gone again. - Yes Yes...

- Hyper beautiful, the castle. - 35 minutes from Paris.

- That's crazy. - Hold on...

- Yes Yes...

- Do you remember Marco? And Lucien?

- Are we moving there?

Come on, we wake up a bit. It's dead, there are only old people!

- Understand that it does not depend than me,

things are not so simple.

I know it's been a year, but the decision belongs to the region ...

Understand ...

- You have allowed it to make his way ...

The region, they agreed?

We got the jobs, we had our heads ...

- And the dust too ... - This has nothing to do.

The small way, it's part my prerogatives ...

Excuse me, I have to answer.

- Another petition? - Yes ! Another petition.

- When do you stop to make petitions?

- When the world will be perfect. And there is something else ...

- Have you read Nina's book?

- Yes, I loved it. I preferred it to the first. Not you ?

- Is there anything that shocked you? - Shocked?

- Whore...

That's Jean-Paul, over there?

- Yes.

- 20 years old that I have not seen.

- He just came back from Africa. That's what he does.

- What? Organic vegetables?

- Organic vegetables?

Not at all. He is in the humanitarian field.

Do you know what he's doing right now?

He distributes impregnated mosquito nets

in many villages in Africa from the west ... or from the east.

He received a prize from the Bill Gates Foundation.

- He took a big shot of old, him too.

I have aged like that, too?

- I dunno, I see you regularly.

I do not find that he has aged so much.

- You know they offered me the senior card, these fuckers?

- I do not understand. Ah thank you.

Do you discover that you are 65 years old?

- Everyday.

I discover him

everyday.

- And where is Vanessa? - She comes.

Finally, I do not know ...

I will watch. - Huh?

- I say, "I'm going to watch."

I have an app where you see the ...

- Do you see Vanessa?

- You see the taxi arrive as and as you go ... Well, well ...

She is not far.

- Ah.

- Are you known?

- No, I'm physicist.

- Apparently, there are plenty Known people, but I do not have TV ...

- Oh? Oh ok.

Do you have a car anyway? - When we live in the countryside,

we do not have a choice. - Yes.

And uh ...

What do you have as a car?

- An old car who was my mother.

A R14.

- A doe ! I saw a doe! - It's a deer.

This morning, there was one at 2 m in front of me. It was wonderful.

- What is it jumping well!

Do you want me to help you ? - No, it's this waitress

who should look after the buffet, but she does not care much.

He often barks, this dog where is me?

Jean-Paul, my hero!

- Helen, I was looking for you.

Take it, it is for you.

I found your book. That's it?

- Thank you, but it's ...

It is adorable ... - Please.

- We find more The economic horror. - I found it.

I was happy.

- Yeah. - Oh?

- Do not come, what do you want me to say to you?

From the beginning, you make me the list of the disadvantages,

I'm tired of trying to convince you.

Is there something which I would like to understand.

In the beginning, you told me you wanted to come.

Stop saying you want to see me, it's wrong.

I do not know who you're lying to, if it's yours or me. I'm fed up.

Hello.

- You know, the bookstore where I go. - Yes.

- Well, I was looking for this book and I come across Jean-Paul.

Do you see the probability? I did not know he was back.

- Paris is very small for those who love each other ...

And so ? - Well, nothing!

He told me we could have a coffee,

I said, "Why not."

And we saw each other, we had coffee.

What? - You make me laugh.

- But what ? - You do not want to tell me, do not tell me.

- What do you want me to tell you ? Yes, I admire Jean-Paul.

I think he's a good guy, it's nice to see him.

- And like he has always been in love with you,

shared pleasure and he found your book.

- Have you forgotten us?

- No, not at all.

Were you served to drink?

- Yes, but we wanted to know if the party would last a long time.

We hear everything from us.

If it's going to last like this until ... - This is exceptional.

- Yes, it's exceptional, but the day before yesterday also until midnight.

We work, we get up early. - Me too.

You hear at this point? - It's a valley.

- We'll be careful, but it's a party, we're not going to whisper.

But it will not end late, you do not worry.

- All right, let's go.

- Are you going to sing something? - Sorry ?

- Are you going to sing?

- Sing? No, no, not now.

Just now, maybe. - Well see you later.

- You made a record at a time?

- Yes. - 10 years ago, something like that?

- Here. - It had worked average, I think.

- Yeah yeah.

- I did not find that so bad.

- Vanessa called me, she told me She would be late.

- Why is she calling you and not Me?

- She says you do not answer.

- I have my phone under my nose.

Why you ? - Sometimes it does not work.

There are many people who tell me they do not receive my calls.

- Excuse me, can I ask you for a favor?

A photo ? - Go for it.

Thank you.

Sorry.

- You only have to push me hard. - It's for the ...

Can we take one of them? Thank you.

A little smile ? - That's what I do.

- Thank you so much.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

- Hey!

What happened with the neighbors?

- He is cured by the husk.

- What's he talking about?

- Ben, in French. Finally, he learns.

He gropes. - What did he say ?

- "He came screaming for the sound."

- Delavenne, it's not convenient.

He buys me vegetables, he is still groaning.

- Ah, it's you, the vegetables! It is true.

- In fact, I'm just outside Saturnin.

- Yeah.

- And then, what are you in?

- I'm Nathalie's assistant.

- On TV ? I do not have TV, me.

- Ah yes... - I do not have Internet either.

- Does it exist, that? You made a bet?

- No, by choice. I do not want tell me it's going bad,

that I must be afraid of everything.

All this to sell advertising. No, very little for me.

Eh. Eh.

And the Internet, all the morons who give their opinion,

only insults, only rumors ...

I take it too much to heart.

That depresses me.

- Bronchitis?

- Oh no, it's pollen.

- Bronchitis?

- Mom arrived?

- Yes, I saw her with Nathalie, I do not know where she is.

- I heard you on the radio when I arrived. Thank you, I was embarrassed.

- I have not read your book yet, at this moment.

- So what ?

Did you finally read it? - Yes, I read it.

- Tell me what you thought. - Well, good, very good.

I preferred the first.

- If she could go to Castro's house ...

- At Castro's house?

- She almost never goes out. She is afraid of being deported.

- And she's Afghan? - Here.

- Yeah, it's so touching, as history.

But this one like many others.

- So we should do nothing? - I did not say that.

- I love when you are condescending with me.

It reminds me of dad. - You've finished ?

- This is a subject that is close to my heart.

- And you want, then? - Well, what I told you.

- What's happening at Castro? - Here.

- No kidding, Helen!

You see the people we invite.

What is your relationship with your Afghan?

- It's always the same people, always the same thing.

Who sleeps with whom ...

He can raise the debate, it's not forbidden.

If we educate people, they appreciate in the end.

- Stop with "Give them something else, they will look at something else. "

You give them something else, they do not look.

Interesting shows, nobody looks at them.

- You flood them with mediocre broadcasts.

- Listen, ask him, propose to raise the debate.

In the state where he is, it will make him laugh.

The question is not the guests. The show will stop.

She is walking more.

- Oh? - Yeah, "oh well".

- Oh shit.

How does he take it?

- I did not tell him, I'm waiting for a confirmation.

- Oh, fuck.

His ego is going to take a nasty shot.

It pains me, anyway. - - Me too.

We made it together, this show.

- Where is Pamela?

- She's not coming, she has better things to do, I think.

* - What the fuck? You have the teacher late.

* All the time, he's late. It's nice, warm, it's raining ...

* He's always late. I call him the SNCF teacher.

* Always late and not sure where you want to go.

* After, there is the teacher of E.P.S.

* The guys wear tracksuits and do not play sports of the day.

They could eat chips while you run.

- It's funny. - Thank you.

- Can we find that on YouTube?

- On YouTube, yeah.

- Are you successful?

"But where does he come from?

- Yes Yes. - You must be comfortable ...

- Comfortable ?

- I dunno. You have what like a car, for example?

- An Autolib '.

Come on, we'll go somewhere. I dunno...

- Nina! - Ah.

It's okay ? Here.

- Do not open it, it'll bother me.

And if you do not like it, you will not dare to tell me.

- You're so cute, I kiss you.

- It's beautiful, here. - 35 minutes from Paris.

- Finally, as the crow flies. - Stop with your bird's eye flight!

I put 35 minutes to come.

- Want bronchitis?

- Uh ...

I did not understand...

- Do you want a skewer?

- Oh no, thanks, Pavel.

- Good for health, bronchitis.

- I already have 11,000 signatures for Azadé.

I'll show you the pictures we took.

- Yes, I'm fine, thank you, mom.

- By the way, does your book come out when? - In September.

- I read it. - I suspect.

- I loved, better than the first.

But did not you come with someone?

- He does not come. What's up, dad? He's mouthing?

He spoke to me very coldly.

- It's the hearings, they're not ...

- Oh shit. - Nina!

- Thanks for the invitation !

See you later ? - Yes.

Viewing.

Look at the waitress, she does not care much.

- She takes pictures.

- Here she is at the show.

Samantha?

(- Well done.) (- She is very good.)

(- Do not mess around either, but ...)

(She has a provincial side ...)

- Who is this guy ?

- It has 10 million views on the Net.

- But what does he do? - Nothing.

Samantha!

Samantha!

- What does she have ? - Hey, it's my drink!

- Oh fuck.

She is boring, this boss. No ?

All the time on my back.

- He is nice anyway, do not worry.

- Who ?

- You must move a little.

- Yes Yes.

- Come on, we'll see Marie-Pierre.

- Which ?

- Your signature is great.

- Otherwise I'll never sign.

- We can not leave people ...

- Yes, of course. - Would you like ?

Great, thank you. - We are not stars.

- It's not a question of stars.

- Go ahead, me, I sign.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome Madam !

- And good luck.

- I do it for pleasure.

I do not sacrifice myself - I doubt it, it would be a pity.

I do not believe in sacrifice.

People are firefighters or nurses because they like it.

- Of course.

- You have a wife, you have children?

- No.

And you ?

- Sorry ?

- I asked you if you had someone.

- Yeah.

This woman who laughs with the guy.

She is very laughing.

Excuse me.

- I found my vocation with this game.

- You're very strong, I would not get there ...

- Ah well, that's it.

We wondered where you were.

- Excuse me, I come empty-handed. I'm leaving an appointment, sorry.

It's beautiful here.

Then it's not far. - You saw, it's amazing.

- Excuse me.

Do you mind if I take a picture? - No, go ahead.

- You are my favorite Miss Weather.

- It's been 3 years since I stopped,

but... - You stay my favorite.

- So you are known, too?

- What is this mess ?

- It must be Bourdin.

He tinkers all the time, He is really nice.

- Oh yeah ?

- But otherwise, there are people known that I know ?

- Did you come by car? - Yes.

- What do you like ...

- Tesla S.

- Pierre, are you ok?

- It's okay ? - Yeah.

Oh, you're here. I was looking for you everywhere. - Well, I was there.

- Did not you see Samantha? - No.

- You've been slow, say so.

- Yeah, it was not working well.

- What did you do not care? I do not understand.

- I did not care what?

There were traffic jams.

- Traffic jam ? Planted 30 minutes at the same place?

- Are you watching me?

You're still bugging me with your app?

- What did you do for 30 minutes?

Tell me, it's simple.

Tell me the truth, it does not bother me.

Yeah, okay.

- Do you remember what you told me?

You told me :

"If you imagine a couple plan-plan traditional, forget. "

- You told me that you agreed. - Here.

And you were overjoyed. - I do not say the opposite.

But I do not support it, your freedom.

- You prefer yours, I doubt.

In any case, we had an idea about it.

So make me flirt like that, all day, frankly,

I will not stand it.

- Do you threaten me? - No.

I warn you.

I do not want that life.

Come on, darling. Hey, honey.

- Okay.

But...

What does it cost you to tell me what did you do for 30 minutes?

- Do you remember ?

That's crazy.

- MOTIVATED, MOTIVATED

- I've been there already.

It has no impact on him, this guy is fleeing.

It is not clear.

I do not know, he's running all the time.

Me, I play the game, I run behind.

No, we did not sleep together.

Finally...

Half, but good ...

Yes that's it.

No, but that's it! A girl Smart is not exciting.

But a bitch who chuckles,

so that, yes, that's fuckable.

Yes, it's Baudelaire who says that, right?

If, "kiss a smart woman, it's a pederast's pleasure "...

it's Baudelaire.

Yes, that's for sure, sorry. But it's like that.

Look, I'll have to hang up, but I'll call you back.

Yeah, you too, kisses.

It's okay ?

- Yep I'm fine.

- Are not you bored too much?

- No, I'm used to it

- How are you, father?

It seems that hearings right now, it's not ...

- Yeah, that's right, it's not that good, but he has hard skin.

- Yeah, I know.

- Go ahead, you do not feel obligated to make me the conversation.

- No, I do not feel obligated. Why do you say that ?

- What?

- Since we know each other, it's the first time you talk to me.

So you do not feel obligated.

- It's because I never had the opportunity.

- And there, suddenly, you say to yourself "I'm going to talk with him."

Not because I heard everything and that you are embarrassed?

- No.

- Let's talk then.

- MOTIVATED, MOTIVATED

MOTIVATED, MOTIVATED

- Let's be motivated

- MOTIVATED, MOTIVATED

- I know everything.

- Do you know everything?

- The car.

- The car ?

- It's Castro's.

- Oh ok. Ah!

Oh?

Well it does not matter.

- Well, I do not know... We must tell him.

- Yes, I'll tell him. - Bronchitis?

- I do not mind! Thank you, Pavel.

- A hot pi, huh. Want ? - No thanks.

- Oh.

- He told you.

I! said to you: "It's a little hot:"

- That was not the name of the dumpling?

- No, he said it was hot.

- In any case, what is he nice about, Pavel.

He takes care of everything, it's amazing.

He is helpful, he is ...

My sister is lucky to have fallen on him.

It's not easy to live with her.

- He made good progress in French. - You are not nice.

- I really think so.

I think he has progressed.

Okay, we agree. Castro ...

if you tell him, you tell him before we leave.

- Mmm. - Huh?

Castro, you tell him before we leave.

- I have to talk to you about something. - Yeah.

- She arrived, Vanessa? - Yeah, she's here.

- What's the matter ? - Nothing.

She has inconsistent schedules,

she must see a guy and she makes me believe that ...

- It's so funny.

- What, "it's too funny"?

- When we were together,

you deceived me, it did not put you of cases of conscience.

And you told me I was stuck. So it's funny.

- Nothing to see. Men and women, it's not the same.

Men do that like that, the women...

- How can you still say bullshit like that?

Well, it's useless to ...

I wanted to tell you, on your show,

you get people who have an incredible story.

- Yeah. - Good.

I know a woman who has history the most incredible in the world.

- She is known ? - No.

- The girl of someone known? She sleeps with ...

- No ! It's an Afghan!

She will be evicted.

In her country, we want to kill her.

It's his own father who wants to kill her. - Oh yeah ?

We must see with Nathalie.

She takes care of the programming.

- I saw with her, she told me to see you.

- What did she say to you ?

- That it was not entertaining.

- Here.

- She also told me that the show worked more very well.

This is the opportunity .... - That it works even worse?

- I disagree.

I do not think so that it would work less well.

On the contrary.

People would be surprised if you invited him.

- Oh yes, that, yes. They would be surprised, yeah.

- That's crazy.

It's crazy that you changed At this point.

You still have nothing of the convictions what did you have?

- Well, we evolve.

- Do you call that evolve? - Good.

Other than that, you saw what we're taking in the book of Nina?

- "What do we take"? No.

- Ben ...

She is killing us!

Did you read it, the book?

- Because of the hairpiece?

- Because of the hairpiece, yes.

And you too.

- Me ? - Yes you.

Mrs. Machin who wants to save the world,

who forgets to give food to his children

and who feels responsible for nothing.

It's not you, maybe? It's my grandmother.

- Who forgets to give food to his children?

- Finally, who does not care, It is a way to speak.

I did not remember everything at the word.

- Oh well, I'm happy.

Oh, I'm relieved.

Because it's a good formula, still.

It's worth it ...

Yes.

Here.

Glad to see you are on the same ...

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ah.

Oh?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes.

Hello.

No, I understand.

Hi, see you soon.

- I understood that we kept the show. And after...

- Castro. They want more.

- Yes...

And at the same time,

you told him, he changed nothing.

What does it do ? 15 years? He has had his day.

Do not sacrifice yourself for him.

- Of course.

Amazing, she. - Who ?

- Deveaux says: "Nice skewers,

"I would have liked to taste it."

- How does she know?

- One of the guests had to post images on the Internet.

- It's crazy ! It's Big Brother, what!

- Yes, but everyone is willing, so no, it's not Big Brother.

- I did not know it had a head, the doctors.

But he sees me as a nurse who says 3 words in the movie.

- Oh, but they're stupid!

Oh dear.

Who produces ?

- Blue Balloon.

- Blue Balloon?

I know who at Blue Balloon? - Never mind.

Maybe that I stop stubbornly like that.

- Not at all, you're a good actress. You're right to persist.

- You see me with the eyes of love. - Yes quite.

But you're a good actress.

- We'll drink to forget.

- Everyone come ! All of them !

Come, come.

Come on, come, gift! Gift !

- Your father told me that I was in your book.

I did not even notice.

- Yes finally... - It's me, this exasperating lady

and irresponsible? - It is a caricature.

- Come, gift! - What gifts? I do not have !

They are already shielded, they still want presents!

- Come on, all! All of them !

- Did you tell him to Castro? - Yes.

- So ? - He changed the conversation.

- It is class. - It is class ?

- He could have been furious, it's expensive to repair that.

- Ah, the car? Oh no, I did not tell him.

- For you, Nathalie.

- Oh, I wish so much that you remember

Happy days when we were friends

- Why he insists like that, with Yves Montand?

- Nobody ever told him he did not imitate him so well.

- He fucked me in the mouth, my Afghan.

- Anyway, he will do more show. - Oh?

That's it, it stops? - No.

It goes on, but ...

without Castro, they want more.

(- Shit.)

- The dead leaves pick themselves up with spades

Memories and regrets too

- And you, you continue?

- What do you want That I do ?

- Oh ok. - What, "ah okay"?

- Nothing, okay. - Do not start blaming me.

You have no idea how is it going,

do not start. - Of course, me ...

I am the backward knit.

- Knitting?

- "The backward," it did not bother you.

- Unbelievable.

- It's a song

Who we are

I loved you

You loved me

And we both lived together

You who loved me

I who loved you

But life separates those who love one another

Slowly

Without making any noise

And the wind erases on the sand

The steps

Disliked lovers

The, the, the, the

La, la, la, la

The, the, the, the

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la

The, the, the, the

La, la, la, la

- Helen, can I talk to you after one-on-one?

- Come back !

Get settled, it will not last.

- That's it, now ... It's ...

Discourse of me

for Nathalie

for new house.

And for... And for love.

First time met Nathalie,

the old sheep. - Sheep ?

- The old bike.

Good bike, big Kawasaki,

twelve, zero, zero.

Nathalie was watching motorcycle.

It is mounted,

pressed me oven,

I told myself ...

We can stay sitting.

Because...

Me, I feel heart of me

beat oven.

But ... but ... Second time ...

Ah, second time, Nathalie ...

Nathalie did not come.

And I, wait, wait.

Pavel's speech in the distance

- You want fire?

- No, I'll manage.

- You do not like speeches?

- That's not the question, but it makes me uncomfortable.

But go ahead, you do not feel obliged to talk to me.

- Love, it's ... It's not country.

Nathalie, he is Serbian,

he is Italian ...

- Naked!

- Niet!

And love, that's all.

- Naked!

- Are you gonna shut up your big mouth?

- I was laughing, I'm fine ...

- No, Titi, calm down.

To make love, not war.

Nathalie.

Nathalie, my French not good,

but love for you good.

And trust for life

with you good.

Forever.

- Are you okay, I do not mind? - No no.

- It's raining more, you can close it, your umbrella.

- Oh yeah.

- You can not do the show, but flirt with my wife ...

- What? - No, but stop.

- You missed a nice speech on love, trust.

- What? Drag your wife?

I'm not hitting anyone!

It's okay, no?

Vanessa, excuse me, but there .... - I'm sorry.

- Oh, great lord, bravo.

- Come on! Come on, come on! - No, no, I do not want to.

What do you believe ? That he is passionate by your intelligence?

Not at all, I know them, guys.

It's not for fun from your conversation they talk to you.

And you, you're there, meanwhile, you make mines.

What are you doing ? Send a text message while I'm talking to you?

- I do not send text messages, I call a cab!

That way, you can watch me with your thing.

- Vanessa!

- Do you hear us? - The whole valley hears you.

You have not understood what I told you.

I go to bed early, I wake up early tomorrow.

- On Sunday ? - There are none, the animals do not know.

They do not sleep late.

- At home, there are Sundays. There have always been some.

I told you, it's exceptional, it's a rack.

You come to my place, you tell me how to live.

That's the neighborhood?

- We must respect people.

- Who do you say it to? - It's not Paris, here.

You think you are all allowed!

- Here we are ! That's your problem.

"You are countess, me, baron.

- What does it mean ? - You know it.

You take us high, you decide everything. We say nothing.

One day, we will take care of it, of your elites.

You will laugh less. - That day, cut my head first.

I have seen you enough, go away. - Is there a problem?

- Yeah, there's a problem! She will explain to you.

- What's his problem?

- We do not care.

It was beautiful, your speech.

- It's okay ?

Do you need anything ?

- Yes, in fact,

I wanted to talk to you because ...

Finally, it's difficult, it's a little ...

it's a little tricky.

I did not think that it would happen to me again. Here.

In fact, I am in love.

You see, it's stupid. - It's never stupid to be in love.

- Well, it's not easy to say.

You will be surprised when you will know.

- Go ahead tell me.

- You know her, actually.

You have known her forever.

It's Pamela.

- It's Pamela?

- Nathalie's daughter.

- But she's 20 years old. - 21, but ...

I know I know.

It's ridiculous, I told him a thousand times.

And...

Believe me, I resisted. I resisted. And...

At one point, I thought: "It's absurd.

"We are so good together."

But I swear I resisted.

- You've been heroic, actually.

- You can make fun, but I swear to you ...

Finally, I am in love.

She did not want to come because she wants me to tell Nathalie.

It is not easy.

- But to me, it's easier.

- Well, I said to myself that you might understand.

- Vanessa! Do not go alone like that, finally!

I can not see him, this guy. He does not think he's a shit.

- Good evening.

- I see you dancing with him ... - I dance with everyone.

You behaved like a mental patient.

- Sorry. - No, you're not sorry.

You will start again.

- Try to understand me. - Not smart enough for that.

- Oh, Vanessa. I was saying...

Vanessa.

- It's okay ?

You know, it's very caricatural.

I was inspired, but by far.

- I never forgot to give you something to eat

I was sick. It's a disease, depression.

Whore...

You forgive nothing. - That you" ?

- You, children.

- It's not exactly what I wanted to say.

I was talking about people who are human, charitable ...

- So what ?

It's not good to be human, to be charitable?

It's better to be selfish, to sleep with 20 year old girls?

- Who's sleeping with 20-year-old girls? - Nobody.

- Okay.

I meant it's simpler with the cynics.

Dad, everyone knows that he is egocentric,

but he does not pretend to be generous so we are not disappointed.

- That's it. "Be shit from the start,

"you will be reproached for nothing."

I do not know what I missed to have a girl

who believes in nothing, who votes not.

- Wait, I'm not voting because they're twisting my arm.

Because I am forced to choose between you two,

between your angelism and Dad's absolute cynicism. Here.

Whether one or the other, same result.

- And social security, who invented it?

Is it your father or is it me?

- What does it mean ?

- You know very well.

- What fucked you with the car? - What...

- The front wing, do not pretend. She is stamped.

- No way !

- You take me for a con? I'm coming.

I'm sick of your ways.

You use it all the time, of this car.

- I do not understand... - You do not take it for you, perso?

- It happened to me... - Good then.

You take too many liberties, on the pretext that I'm nice.

You allow yourself things.

When it's not the car, it's your way of talking.

- Me ? - Yeah you.

You give your opinion on the show.

"Glandus that tell their ass stories "?

What do you think ? Who do you think You Are ?

You think you have the right to give me your opinion to the con?

To laugh with my wife? To take the car whenever you want?

You're going to go your thoughts elsewhere.

It's over, I need you more.

- You fire me? - Exactly.

You've understood everything. There, now, it's over.

- Now ?

- Yes now. Do you want me to say it in Latin?

- But I did not do anything to your car ... - That's it.

- And how do I get in?

- You're going away. But you do not touch that car anymore.

Give me the keys.

Give me the keys.

Thank you.

- Whore.

- When I think that I called him "my hero" ".

Oh, that's disgusting. - disgusting.

- He left the tail between the legs.

Anyway...

You know what I mean.

He will make us shit still a long time, this dog?

- You know if there are people coming in on Paris ?

- No I do not know. Why ?

- I do not know how to get in, I am looking for a car.

- I'll find out if you want.

- Yeah, I'm fine. - Samantha!

- I go, he does not let me go!

(- Hep.)

- Oh sorry.

- Ah, well, here you go.

You can add that in your book:

"The huckster with hairpiece cynically selling her junk

and manipulating with delight manipulable people. "

"And who takes coke on occasion."

- Do you know by heart?

- I am so touched by esteem what you have for me.

It's moving. - It's a type of character,

it's not exactly you.

- I do not care, anyway.

What shit, this coke. She is bad.

- Where is Vanessa?

- Ah, then. Where is Vanessa? I'll tell you right away. She is...

She is door of Champerret, what is she doing there?

That, I can not tell you.

But she does what she wants. She's free.

She goes wherever she wants.

She is independent, Vanessa.

You do not want to remove this story of hairpiece?

- Dad...

- It's my private life anyway whore.

You're balancing it in the public square.

- You spend your time spreading life people in detail, you're swollen.

- I do it with their consent. - Their consent?

You handle them, you make them drink before

to let them go. It was you who told me.

People who are happy to go on TV,

who would say anything. - Damn it's a word!

It's such a sacrifice for you?

You do not care !

People will know it's me! They know you're my daughter.

Do you think they read you why? What are you publishing why?

Because you have genius?

There are 200 a year who write books like you.

You're published because you wear my name.

- I went to see, someone did that to you by parking.

When I returned, there was nothing.

- I need more driver, I know how to drive.

I do not need a driver anymore.

I count on you.

- He fired you, is that it?

- Yeah.

- You have stayed longer than the others.

I'll go, I have nothing more to do here.

Are you coming back to Paris? - Yes.

- Could you drop me?

- Yes of course.

- It's okay ?

She nods. You drank ?

- I did not drink too much.

I can not breathe.

- It's nothing, do not worry.

Put your hands, like that.

Go ahead, put your hands like this.

Go ahead, it's a panic attack.

Put your hands like this.

Blow.

Blow gently, go ahead.

Continue.

Here.

Again and again.

- You know why Pamela is not here?

Because she's sleeping with Jean-Paul.

- Ah. Oh ok.

Oh that's good.. - That makes you laugh ?

- Not at all. But...

No, but it's nothing.

- Well, what is it?

- Nothing. - But tell me, what?

- I watched you dance.

I thought you were beautiful and ...

I thought I could lose you like that, suddenly.

Here.

- What a funny idea.

- You go away ? - I get up at dawn tomorrow.

Here is three. If you want to integrate ...

One, two .... and three.

- That's a very bad idea, this karaoke.

- It's her, especially. Who is it? - My accountant.

- I bring them tomorrow, radishes.

- Ah, you are here.

And where is Father Pierre?

- Who is it?

- Uh ... Jean-Paul.

- I fired him.

- Did you fire him? - I made him understand ...

You know why Pamela is not here?

Because she is with Jean-Paul. - How's it "with"?

- With, he's sleeping with her.

- Oh, stop. It disgusts me.

- It's not possible.

- Shut up, dog!

- Sacred John Paul.

- That makes you laugh ? I find that abject.

- Abject, right now! It's okay !

She is of age, he has not forced her.

- He saw her born, he knew her as a little girl.

- You find that normal, you!

- What do you want ? That he layer with girls of your age?

A young woman is sexier. Yes, I find it normal.

Youth is beautiful, it's good. And old age is ...

It's depressing, that's all. - Talk for you.

You say this as if it were a universal law.

I do not even know what I would say to a girl of 20 years old.

- Who's asking you to talk to him?

Youth, mess. It is desirable.

Do not be hypocritical.

- I'm not hypocritical, I really think so.

- Nice that you take it like that.

This is the argument that Horwitz gave me to replace you.

I did not know how to tell you.

As you seem to understand that, here.

We continue with someone younger.

- I do not think people are punished.

It's been 30 years since my father behaving badly, it never bothered.

It never happened to him.

It works, your thing.

- One of my ex had anxiety attacks.

She did that every time.

A very intelligent girl.

I do not mind, smart girls.

- Oh, and Kamel?

He's nice in life?

- Very nice.

- And Alain Poly, how is it?

He is nice ? - Very nice too.

- Ah, and that who plays in Les Blaireaux ?

- Ah, he's nice too. They are all very nice.

- Oh. - You go away ?

- Yeah, it's late.

- I give you my number.

- I'll manage without it.

- That is to say ?

- Well, we write on Facebook,

Biggistar, you have my page. You subscribe, it's good. You write me.

Guys, come on, let's go, I'm tired.

Ah, the idol of retirees.

- Ah, you did not like that!

- Not at all.

I am the idol of young people, you, that of the old.

It made me laugh. - "We praise you

"a good little advantage and you make your age ring. "

- What is he saying?

- It's Molière, a nerdy seventeenth.

Century, not district.

- Monsieur takes me for an idiot.

It reassures him. - Not for an idiot,

but you tell it to yourself for a guy worshiped by morons.

Be more modest.

* - Your audience is Nobel Prize?

* - No, but they are no longer in CM2. It makes the difference.

* It pisses you off that I'm successful.

* I do not care if you're successful, I do not know you.

* You spend your time boasting to be young.

* Trust me, it's going to happen to you quickly.

* - Your wig is to stay young, no ? It did not happen to you.

- I'm not fine ?

Fuck, you sick!

- Yeah, I'm sick!

Yeah, I'm sick! Come come.

- He's sick.

- It's okay, he's got nothing.

We put him a slap ...

- But how are you?

* Yeah, yeah.

* It's good, calm down!

* Stop a little, you're done.

* - Yeah, I'm done, yeah! Take care of yourself, asshole.

- Well, Pavel, you can not say that!

- Yes, but for me ...

Too many immigrants is too much. After, it's not good.

It does the traffic, the burglar ...

- Pavel, you're not a thief. Yet you are an immigrant!

- Me, it's not the same.

Me, right now, the work ...

Every time, correct. Not the same.

- Do not you want to sign, then?

- Of course sign it.

- I did not understand, but ...

- Here.

- Thanks, Pavel.

- Thank you.

- I hurt my wrist.

- You did not have to ...

- You will not replace me by this little con?

Biggistar, what a fool's name.

- Not at all, I'll do a show for kids.

- Anyway, a page turns ... It's like that.

Then I can always do teleshopping.

- It's not funny. - It was not supposed to be.

- You'll bounce, you always have a thousand propositions.

- No, think again.

I do not have a thousand.

Finished, that time.

- We have until the end of the season, we will make beautiful shows.

- Since there is nothing more to lose, you invite him?

- Who ? - My Afghan.

- Oh no, Helen, you will not do it again.

- Does she have good shit, first?

- You are filthy.

- But frankly, damn!

What do you want her to do in my show?

Do you think that interests the public?

The public is tired of misery, he wants bread and games!

- Of course, that's it. That's it.

That they die, the weak, they had only to be strong.

- Exactly. It's been like this since the beginning of time.

There are the strong and the weak.

It will never change, whether you want it or not.

I have no illusions on human nature.

It's politically incorrect, but it's like that.

- Leave it alone.

She would fuck what in this shit show?

- Shit show? - Excuse me,

this show "politically incorrect".

OK, let's go ?

Oh yes, by the way,

we had a little messed up your car arriving.

- Wait, wait a second.

- Damn, come on. - What is this madness ?

- What are you doing, Jean-Luc?

- Guys, guys, oh!

- He has a rifle, come on!

- What is this mess ?

- What's up with a rifle? But he's crazy, this guy!

- Mr. Delavenne.

- Warning !

Pavel!

- Calm down.

Its good.

Its good.

Calm.

- It's over, the party, I feel.

- Ben ...

I had not screwed up so much the car ?

- Well no.

- You often have violent attacks, like that?

- No it's the first time.

- All the better.

- Do you want me?

- No, weird.

In fact, I do not know what I feel.

- Your father is doing a massacre on the Internet.

- Oh, con.

- Horwitz, fuck , Horwitz!

- Yes ?

Ah yes...

Oh?

Oh no, I think that's great.

I am glad.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

- The light works more in the corridor.

- It was Horwitz.

I love this job.

The confusion between Castro and Biggistar was such a cardboard

that, like magic, Castro has regained its charm.

- But I do not understand.

He takes it back on the show?

- There he thinks, figure yourself.

- Castro still has things to say.

He is not finished.

- My little wind vane.

- Why do you say that ?

- For nothing.

This house will not have a long time.

- Oh? What do you mean ?

- Ben ...

I will start by killing this dog,

we'll see after.

- Oh dear.

- At the rear of the sedans

We guess

Monarchs and their figures

Just a pair of demi-gods

They shine

They make envious ones

At the back of the runners

I am the king of villains

Who smiles with life

Walking on the water

Avoid tolls

Never suffer

Just to neigh

The horses of pleasure

Dare, dare Josephine

Dare, dare Samantha!

Nothing stands against the night

Nothing justifies

Use your shoes

Use the usurer

Be my muse

And that only the sweet moments last

Last as sweet moments

And that do not sweet

Dare, dare Samantha!

Dare, dare Josephine

Nothing stands against the night

Nothing justifies

Dare, dare

Dare, dare

Dare, dare Josephine

Dare, dare Josephine

Nothing stands against the night

Nothing justifies

- Too bad, I had more battery.

It was beautiful.

- You made lots of pictures.

- Yes.

- An other time.

- Say, how long has it been

That you did not see a poplar

A flower of the fields?

If you have some sorrows

To forget them, there is always

A station, a train

Change of sky

Come see the earth

See the sun

And the rivers

Come home

There's spring singing

Come home

All the birds are waiting for you

Apple trees are in bloom

They will rock your heart

You who are crying

Do not stay in the city

Come home

There's spring singing

Come home

All the birds are waiting for you

Near the big blue ponds

And in the hollow roads

We'll both go

Forget this easy dream

The first morning wind

Will be your friend when you go

Sit in the garden

And then time will pass

And you will tell me: "All my past

"It's far already"

You'll open a window

A beautiful morning

You'll be reborn

Come home

There's spring singing

Come home

All the birds are waiting for you

Apple trees are in bloom

They will rock your heart

You who are crying

Do not stay in the city

Come home

There's spring singing

Come home

All the birds are waiting for you

Near the big blue ponds

And in the hollow roads

We'll both go

Forget this easy dream

Come

At home