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Have you seen? Those two got a car, poor things!

So you don't see crooked legs.

- But they got it right. - You are?

And they're straight for them too, look over there.

Have you seen how this is done? Learn. See you.

They also motorized the "pimp".

Now Merlin will also close the garages.

I'm not complaining. I also work on foot, take a look.

- Hello, come on, handsome boy? - There is a mistake.

- Why aren't you male? - Yes, but I don't practice anymore.

- I just think about it. - Then think about it.

- If you have any ideas, I'm here. - Of course. - I'm here!

Those who have cars do more business than we do.

- Hey! Stop! - Thieves!

- Hey! - But look!

Ugly thieves rascals!

Goodbye!

- And now? - Yes. What now?

Because it occurred to you to give him the car keys!

I do not know! I do not know! I do not know!

You idiot, you idiot!

He asked me, he seemed so good!

For you they are all good! So you take one rip-off after another.

But that's enough, I'm really bored.

Enough of this bad life, I don't want to do it anymore.

What do you say, Milena? What can we do? We don't know how to do anything else.

There will also be another job for us, right?

Ready? Ready?

Is it you, dear? Tell me.

Come?

Don't I read the newspapers?

Of course I read them, they brought it to me just now.

Right now. But really?

The closing of the stock exchange is also published in the evening newspapers.

Thanks. Not in Rome?

But do me the favor! It is you who will have given yourself to the sweet life.

I know you, we haven't been married since yesterday.

I know you shouldn't panic.

But you have to keep your eyes open.

In New York, the Steel Trust rebels against Kennedy's policy

and play low and we see the consequences.

But ... did you hear Malagodi what he said on TV?

This morning, I threw it on the Zurich Stock Exchange

the Farmochimica package.

There is a good profit margin. And before more laws come out ...

Yes, I know I did well.

The liquid is best caroused in Zurich?

And ... that blessed contract business, there in Rome? How are you?

Very good. With Manzini we are on the right path.

We have found the man for us.

Yes. Of course it doesn't do it for our pretty eyes.

It costs a little expensive, but the game is worth the candle.

Ma, no!

No, darling, what are you coming for? It's all combined.

We probably sign this morning.

Yes, of course.

Sure, trust us. Gee, we're not kids.

That is fine. Now I immediately read this famous stock exchange listing.

Hello, dear, hello.

Baci, ciado.

Let's see'.

Here: massages.

Please miss give me 682685.

Ready? Special massages?

Very special.

He will see, he will be happy.

Yes, I understand what he wants.

She's fine, she's all right and she doesn't need a real massage.

How hard is this!

Yes, of course I understand.

Okay, then I'll wait in half an hour.

Via Beccaria 214.

First floor. See you soon, honey.

#Tell me when you will come.

#Tell me when, when, when.

#And kissing will you tell me ... #

Manzini, are you awake?

- Hey! Still in bed? > Come in, come on.

Are you already infected by Roman customs?

- Salve!

What "hello", I'm really bad.

Come on, get up, it's a wonderful day.

I'm going for a walk. We always go around ministries and offices,

today I decided to go and see these famous Roman beauties.

Those monuments that are talked about so much.

Those wonderful domes, extraordinary things.

Beauties that are 400, 500 and even 2000 years old.

- Didn't you like them when they were 18? - What does it has to do with it,

everything in its time, now we are on the job.

There is a wonderful air that would resurrect the dead.

But to me this humid air ...

- Health. - What health!

It gave me a bout of lumbago and a cold.

You would need a masseuse.

In Milan there is the old Giorgina who would put me back in the world!

- There's a lot of them here too. - No, I don't trust you.

Now I'm taking an Aspirin.

I foresee that the appointment with his excellency, if all goes well,

we'll talk about it again in the afternoon.

Bellini may be here after noon.

I can't wait to get that sacristan face off my feet.

Sacristan, but with a lot of say.

It was he who promoted the crusade

against the posters of the "scollacciati" films.

He says that vice is worse than crime.

Hey there! Be careful then.

Our competitors have an eminence behind them.

With this so puritan Bellini, if we don't go straight ...

I, sick as I am, certainly won't give him any trouble.

Me neither. 9.30 am, I run away.

- Need anything? - No thanks. - Please, take care of yourself. - Thanks.

There!

Soon?

Here the engineer Manzini speaks.

Please send up a glass of boiling milk and some Aspirin.

Yes, even a masseuse. Room 361, please.

Okay, I get it. Room 361.

Yes, I'll come right away, time to get dressed and take a taxi.

Okay thanks.

- Who was it? - The Winsor goalkeeper.

- A customer who wakes up with certain ideas. - I'll go there.

- You have to wait for the one who called. - No, go get ready.

- That is fine. - Hello.

The one who is to come does not recognize the voice, salami!

Why don't you ever send me to hotels?

With some customers it takes a smart one like Marisa to be given more.

Look, I've done the math.

To finish paying the mortgage on this house,

it takes 2 million 337 thousand lire. Lire, they are not beans!

If I think you got 5,000 lire from the Maserati!

I felt sorry for him, he said he had a wife and children.

We are not a charity!

The laying of this first stone ...

of the "Youth Village Center" ...

it's an event ...

whose high significance will certainly not escape all those ...

who still have respect for decency ...

and the cult of honor.

In my capacity as president ...

of the moral assistance work I founded ...

whose noble purpose is to defend, to protect ...

to help the young women to serve ...

but to marriage ...

physical and moral integrity ...

I take the solemn commitment ...

to fight hard day and night ...

against the current decadence of customs,

ladies and gentlemen.

I swear, here in front of you ...

that until the last moment of my life ...

I will have nothing but a nagging, a worry ...

a constant thought: the young woman.

The young ... and again the young!

Soon?

Hey, Rocchi! Hi how are you dear?

Yup.

Yes, of course it interests me.

Yes, wait. Wait while I take note.

Phone number:

682... 685.

Via Beccaria 214.

Right first floor, yes.

That is fine. Yes, I play three times.

Agree. Sorry, how should I say?

That is fine. He sends me ...

Mr. Zurlini sent me.

Marisa?!

The name is also nice.

High?

Blonde?

He's just my type.

Yes, of course, of course. Thanks.

If you recommend it!

Formidable!

Pure!

Pure and chaste will be the new generations.

It only depends on the tenacity with which we will fight against vices.

- I speak to His Excellency Rocchi. - my most devoted tributes.

Yes, our dear Bellini has arrived now.

He offers you his compliments.

Thank and reciprocate.

Yes, okay.

Goodbye and thanks again for the valuable information.

Please, take a seat.

At what point are we with the contract for the "Villaggio della Giovane"?

The owners of the company "Parodi e Manzini",

with whom I have had satisfactory encounters, I am here to conclude.

They are just waiting for your approval.

Parodi. If I'm not mistaken she is a woman.

Ms. Parodi is the owner of the shares, but her husband

is the owner of the company. She takes care of it, but does not figure.

It would be better if his wife were also there at the last negotiations.

Of course! I guess she's in Rome too,

I'll tell you to come here right away with her husband and other partner.

Immediately? Better not.

This morning ... I have the committee meeting.

Then...

that other company in Varese that seems very serious to me.

I have the impression that it is more trustworthy.

Perhaps your Excellency does not remember that "Parodi and Manzini"

they will give a much higher percentage to our party.

It is true! It's true, I forgot!

The party above all, Bellini!

The party above all!

You summon Parodi, his wife and Manzini at half past twelve.

By that time I should have exhausted ... all other commitments.

- They will be here, Your Excellency. - Well, I count on it.

1,830 read.

- Keep the change. - Thanks.

- Taxi, is it free? > Yes, it's free.

Wilson Hotel, please.

Here is the deltoid and here is the attachment of the biceps.

Those with uric acids need to be careful.

Gaspar! See if it goes to open!

So it can be said that Giovan Battista Marini

for the whimsy of the verses and for a certain innovation of the language

it is the main pivot, if not the engine of the 17th century.

And the engine of the "Giulietta"?

Are you also witty? In addition to not studying, you are also witty.

All you have to apply, even if it is hard for you, my son.

- As the badger said? - Boh!

Torquato Tasso, as he said?

"Whoever does not sweat, does not moan, does not extol himself from the path of pleasure ..."

> Gaspare! - Here I am.

- Do You understand now? > Gaspare!

I'm coming.

- Here I am. - Do you want to go and open it, lazy?

Hey, I'm not a waiter, you know?

- I'm a professor. - But go!

Well?

Excuse me ... are you the waiter?

No. Anyway take a seat.

- Please, take a seat. It will be a matter of minutes. - Thanks.

Sorry ... but I'm afraid I was wrong.

I was looking for it ... a special massage.

It will be very special. My wife will.

You are aware that your wife ...

- Of course, you can say that I routed it. - Mashed potato!

Sure, and if I had a daughter, I'd make her do the same job.

It is not tiring, it takes place at home ...

and revenue is rounded up.

Dear sir, we must get busy.

As the badger says: "Whoever does not sweat does not moan

and it is not extolled from the ways of pleasure it does not reach there ".

- You are welcome. - Thanks.

After all, do you know what I'm telling you? Glad you ...

What does that have to do with anything? I'm not sitting with my hands in my hands.

I work it, I collaborate. I'm trying to keep this shack going.

Now, for example, I have a boyfriend over there.

I'm preparing him for the big leap.

I don't think he's mature despite his past 16 years.

His maturity is a question mark.

He takes it, he doesn't take it. Anyway, I give it my all.

If there is a long time to wait, maybe I'll go over.

No, what are you doing? It is a matter of waiting a few more minutes.

The one who came before her has already been inside for half an hour.

He's an old man, and at a certain age ...

things are all done slowly.

Here I am, come.

- I go? - Go, I'm going back to the boy.

- If you need me, call me. - I do not believe.

I'm all yours. Come.

Please take a seat.

- It will be an alibi. - No, it's methyl salicylate.

It is very aromatic. Come on, don't stand there.

Is this the first time you have a massage?

Come on, like a good guy, take a seat.

- Where is it? - Here, on the cot.

Isn't it a bit small?

Better, on the bigger ones you never find the right position.

And you, sorry ... where do you put yourself?

- În feet why? - And don't you get tired?

No, don't worry, I'm trained.

Su, you stand.

How do you want us to do it with alcohol or talc?

Alcohol no, it burns. I would say that talcum powder is better.

Si sdrai.

- Let me understand. - Tell me, what's the point?

- But, but ... - I understand, it's the lumbar region.

- Turn around. - But ... why, sorry?

- Don't worry, turn around. - No, I worry instead.

- Why do I have to turn around? - Don't worry, turn around.

- Lady, be patient ... - Turn around.

- Go. - What time am I coming tomorrow, Professor?

"At the hour that turns to the desire and the sailor, it softens the heart.".

- What time would it be? - At 6.00pm, 6.30pm. Ignorant.

When do you come by? When? Youth!

> Delinquent! Rascal, out! Sozzone, shameless!

- Madam, please. - I am an honest professional!

- Serious! - But it was your husband ... - What?

- Shut up, you! - I thought you were a masseuse.

- I am, but with a diploma. - Madam, please.

- She is a pig! - No, no ... - Out, go away.

- Get out of this honored house! - I'm not a pig! - Pig!

- I'm an industrialist! - Out!

- Don't yell they hear us! - And they must hear me!

Idiot, did they mistake me for the dirty ones again?

- Calm down.

Lo, licensed masseuse!

I eat sweaty bread!

Exchanged with shameless women who have an easy life!

Don't judge like that! Do not issue judgments.

Remember how Metastasio said:

"If to each the internal trouble could be read on the written forehead."

I don't care about Metastasio, I don't care about everyone!

And those ugly wretches, I'll take care of them!

- I have a duty to defend my work! - But why?

Listen to me, dear, the men who get real massages ...

they are a small percentage.

While those of the other massages are the totality.

- As you can see, there is work for everyone. - Do you defend them as well?

Yeah, you're not a man, you're a puppet.

A puppet who is not even capable of defending his wife's honor.

- Puppet to me? - Already. - Do you forget I have a degree?

- You'll be a graduate puppet. - Yup? - Yup.

Okay, I'll go to those there.

I'll show you who the puppet is!

I know how to treat those "venerable pandemics"!

- Venus? Those are ... - Stop it!

Stop it, don't transcend!

Remember that you are my wife, do not lower yourself to their level.

Good morning! Good morning.

'Day.

Excuse me, are you that gentleman who called early this morning?

Well ... actually ... phoned, no.

I am coming for an important, private matter.

- Then wait, I'll talk to the lawyer first. - The lawyer?

They are organized, they even have a lawyer.

Well, in this way, graduates will understand each other better.

Come this way, don't be afraid?

Come, the lawyer is waiting for you.

Good morning.

I'm Gaspare Petroni, husband of the masseuse ... the real one.

Tell me.

They actually told me I should have spoken to a lawyer.

- It's me. - You have a college degree.

Would she be a law graduate?

- Why, don't you think I studied? - Imagine.

- Please take a seat. - Where, sorry?

Thanks.

If you care to know, my friends call me "lawyer"

because I did 2 years of law.

I see. How come he didn't embrace the profession?

I preferred to hug something else.

- It's more profitable. - Already.

But let's get to the purpose of your visit, professor.

By the way, professor of what?

Italian, even if my accent is Neapolitan.

Well ... a man of letters.

What do you want, literary man?

Here, lawyer.

Would you mind closing the gown? I can not concentrate.

But it seems to her. Then?

Miss, their business in this building,

the same where my wife carries out her work,

harms us morally and materially.

- Regardless of the fact that the law prohibits it! - This no!

The law of February 20, 1958, number 75, speaks clearly.

It only punishes those who exploit our trade and not those who do it.

If you want, I can quote you all the articles.

I know his memory.

Our country protects private initiative.

Until they decide to nationalize us too,

my friends and I have the right to work where we please.

Yup.

Cigarette?

Dear professor, we are in an iron barrel.

And I'm in a sweat bath.

Since everything that the law does not prohibit is allowed,

nobody can do anything about it.

Three times. Excuse me, it must be a friend.

Come here too.

Iris!

- Entertain the professor for a moment. - Come on, dude.

> Come on, let's go. - it?

> Mi temi? - No, ma...

Come on, come on, let's go.

Shut up, quick! Soon!

- But who are you? - A friend of Mr. Zurlini.

I get it. Please take a seat.

Are you ... Marisa?

No, now Marisa is not there.

- Then I'll go over again. - Ninth!

If you really want Marisa, wait a moment.

The fact is, I don't want them to see me.

Discretion and secrecy is our motto.

Please.

Thank you, dear, thank you.

- Drink drink! - No, that's it, please. I'm not used.

- This cheers you up. - I'm already half drunk, what are you making me do?

Will there be a long time to wait?

No, Marisa went out early to run errands, it won't be long.

- Would you like a cognacchino? - No, never at this time.

A cognac is always good, at all times.

I'll go get it.

- Iris? - Who is? - Did you get the bottle?

Professor, what are you doing? You're still the same idiot!

This is not a customer, this is the fifth column. Street!

- What if I became a customer? - She?

- Yes why? - If so ... take a seat.

I warn you that our rate is 30 thousand.

- Yes, 30 thousand! - 30 thousand lire?

- A rate? - Cash.

- So what are we going to do? - What are we doing?

- As Foscolo said ... - Who is Signor Foscolo?

"Only those who do not leave a legacy of affections little joy in the urn."

- Go away, professor! - One moment. - Get out!

- I'll give you the 30 thousand lire in installments. - And get out!

- Or I'll give you a change at 6 months. - Get out!

There!

Always keep acting stupid!

Care, too expensive. 30 thousand lire in installments, too expensive.

- Then? How did it go? - They're too expensive, Bice.

Dirty! The lipstick, the perfume! - What are you gonna do?

- I'll give you what I want to do! - Too expensive!

No, Bice, remember I'm your husband.

Are you going away now that Marisa is about to return?

I have to go, I have a very important appointment.

I'm sorry, but today I'm blocking Marisa at the cost of locking her.

I will try to return. Look up the stairs, I hear some noise.

The honor of my home!

They are the tenants opposite, they always fight.

Pork!

There is no one, you can go.

- Hello. - Hello.

Come on.

- Who is? - The masseuse.

Come on, come on.

Excuse me for the delay, but I went through the center to come

- and at this hour there is traffic! - Yes, I know.

I finish the meal and I am immediately with her.

Go ahead, in the meantime I get ready.

That humid air!

It ruined me. Ugh!

Ahi! Ahi!

Excuse me, you know.

But I had to finish because this is a deal ...

- What does she do? - F'il 361?

- Yes, it's 361. - They made me call and ...

I called a masseuse because I feel rheumatized.

I don't understand, there must be a misunderstanding.

In other circumstances, gladly.

But under these conditions, you understand ...

If you leave me your number, I'll be happy to ... to ...

- Okay, I'll leave the number, but it's 30,000 lire all the same. - Like?

- If I hadn't undressed, patience ... - Here, yes.

Dear, come in. Come come.

- You could also tell me ... - What?

Good morning.

You could also tell me that your lumbago was an excuse.

No, dear, I really do have lumbago.

However, I do not travel empty.

For that matter ... I'm here.

- If the young lady agrees? - It does the same to me.

- Then we go. - Health.

Wait a minute, I'll get my stuff.

- Let's go? - Let's go.

Finally!

- Thing? - Nothing, my stuff.

- Ugh! Who is? - Go. Go inside.

I'll come right away!

Dear Doctor Bellini, we expected you at noon.

I preferred to anticipate because I wanted to specify certain details

before going to the president.

We are ... we are at your disposal. If you allow, I'll call my partner.

- Manzini! - What's up? - Doctor Bellini is here. - Yup?

- The girl is in my room. - What do I have to do? - Help me.

Dear Doctor Bellini, I have a damn ...

Bellini would like to clarify some points on the tender specifications.

- You are welcome. - Please take a seat.

- Please, take a seat. - About the percentage.

We said it 20%.

Yes, but it goes to the party. Personally, I don't see a penny.

This is a good proof of disinterest.

- Yes, yes. - Some industrialists who are interested in this business,

they had the courage to offer me a 3% premium.

Which she of course did not accept.

I immediately put them at the door.

So I guess you won't dare ...

No, we would never afford it.

In fact, I don't accept less than 5%.

I don't do it for speculation, personally I despise money.

I live it as a friar, but I have many poor people.

- I have to think about them. - Yes Yes sure...

Excuse me, is there any other particular condition?

One condition,

basic.

We demand unexceptionable moral conduct

by those who will build "The Young Woman's Village".

It would be grotesque if this work was erected by unclean hands.

- I think you agree. - You are right.

Yes, she is ... she is Parodi's wife.

- Come on, lady. - I am very pleased that your wife is in Rome.

- My wife ... - Do I understand that it is Signora Parodi?

- Yes. - Yes. - Sure, of course.

- Dear, allow me to introduce Doctor Bellini. - Bellini.

Honored and congratulations, he has a delightful wife.

- He's also much younger than her. - Yes, I met her a little late.

I assumed he was in Rome given the importance of the deal.

Like? I do not understand?

Mr. President wants Mrs. Parodi

is present at the conclusion of the negotiations.

- In all this my wife has to do with cabbages as a snack. - Already.

I can only relate what your Excellency said.

If you want to risk blowing everything up by refusing, go ahead.

- No, God forbid. - Ninth.

Of course we will bring her too.

Very well, his Excellency awaits you at 12.30 in his office.

- We'll be there, don't worry. - my respects.

The president will be happy to have an appointment with the lady.

- See you later. - Goodbye, dear Doctor Bellini.

You're welcome, doctor.

You have to explain to me now! What would this date be?

That's not what you think, we'll have to talk business.

The important thing is that you don't get stuck.

One moment, one moment.

- It is you who want to frame me. > Let alone!

Who tells you I'm going there?

So you want to leave us in trouble?

If she's good, we'll give her a nice gift, right, Parodi?

Sure, you can count on it. Look at that stuff.

I'm there, but I want 2 million 337 thousand lire.

Thing?

I said: 2 million and 337 thousand. Neither a penny nor a penny more.

- We have to finish paying for the house. - But how do you ...

Otherwise I'll tell that guy the truth ...

- Come on, Parodi. - There's nothing to do.

You said: 2 million and 337 thousand lire.

It is a good amount. 2 million and 337 thousand.

Done.

You'll be happy, you got a good deal today.

Here, you sign too.

- Even him? - Yes, we have the matching signature.

Don't move because ...

what a desk!

Anonymous letter, to methyl salicylate.

- What about? - Methyl. Interesting though.

"In via Beccaria 214, some fake masseuses threaten

with their vile profession, the morality of the whole block.

What is the law waiting for to intervene?

Free us from this shame. Make the man honest

should not exclaim: "Ouch, Italy servant of pain hostel,

not a provincial woman but ... "Etcetera et cetera.

- Doctor! The letter is signed. - Yup?

Dante Alighieri, XI 237.

Calascione, that is the author of the verses quoted!

- We have a duty to intervene. - To intervene?

We have our hands tied with those people.

I know better than you. However, there is no need to lose sight of it.

- Yes, sir. - Go, dress smart.

Go pay a visit to these ... ladies.

Get a massage if appropriate.

To get my money back I write on the backing sheet ...

No massage, the essential thing is that you realize the situation.

Yes, yes.

At one billion and 8 we do not even cover the expenses, we have to raise.

- Raise considerably. - Get up, I'm not complaining.

The higher it gets, the better.

I mean, I wouldn't object if there were no quotes already

that I cannot overcome.

- Can I say a word, Mr. President? - Sure, go ahead.

I would like to draw your attention to the most salient point

of the negotiation.

Commendatore Parodi considers our offer insufficient.

Patience. Unfortunately, there are other companies ready to accept it.

Of course, then everything breaks like the Olympic route.

We are a serious company.

If we say a figure, that is.

Let's hear the lady, would she be there for a billion and 8?

Brigitte Bardot would be there too!

- As I said, the offer of 1 billion and 8 is insufficient. - Yup.

Maybe it can go up to one billion and 9.

No! It is still little, too little.

- I am of my wife's opinion, it is little. - Yup.

His wife, besides being an enchanting creature,

she is also a very "legs" woman ...

I mean, I meant "smart". Very skillful.

She knows a lot. You must be one of those guys

who bugger the next with a smile and persuasion.

I bet he's Christian Democrat!

At less than 2 billion and 3 we cannot, believe me excellence.

It's impossible. It's impossible.

What does it cost you? It's not his money.

The bigger the deal, the more everyone eats! Isn't it used like that?

Why, did I say something wrong?

I think we will understand each other much better on the matter ...

if you could ... negotiate the deal between me and the lady alone.

If his excellency permits,

I would consider it appropriate to re-examine the model of the project well

which is located in the other office to evaluate more accurately

the request and quote that perhaps at first sight

they might seem excessive.

Without her getting uncomfortable, I go there with Messrs Parodi and Manzini.

Good idea. Good idea!

Yes, but I demand that it be a very thorough examination,

definitive. Take the time it takes,

but I would like all doubts to be clarified forever upon your return.

His Excellency can trust me. Gentlemen, if they want to follow me.

- It could also be postponed. - Yup...

- Because? - No, it needs to be sorted out this morning.

Sure, go dear. Go.

Excuse me.

- Please, gentlemen. - This way, please.

My dear excellency.

Come over there, we'll be more comfortable.

With pleasure.

- Engineer Parodi did not notify us of his arrival. - I know it.

I decided to come after I called him.

- The lady's bags at 359. - 359.

- Unfortunately we don't know where her husband can be. - yes.

- Thanks. > You're welcome, ma'am.

Excellency, please, don't take advantage of a poor defenseless woman like that.

- I'm not wooden, me! - Me neither, dear.

- What a boy! - You're right, I feel like I'm 20 thanks to you.

You got me drunk with your charm, with your perfume.

- "Oui à la crèòme" - "Uoi" What a delicious word.

- Say yes. - No! - Why, my angel?

My husband is in there, he could go in.

- I turn on the red light so no one enters. - What are you stupid ...

It would be worse, since they know I'm here.

- Then? - The world does not end today, Your Excellency.

No, don't call me excellence, call me Cyprian.

- Cyprian? - Cyprian, yes.

- Cip. - Is cute. - Yes, I like Cip.

Call me Cip. Cip.

Cip. It feels like playing a game of poker.

You tell the figure, I see it.

2 billion and 3.

- 2 billion and 3? - Cip.

I was sure I would lose.

As an advance. can you give me a kiss?

I can't refuse.

Ciprià, what did I tell you?

Come on.

And she. Bellini.

So, let's close the deal with Parodi and Manzini at 2 billion and 3 billion.

Very well, excellence.

Mrs Parodi performed the miracle.

Yes, it brought a spring current to this bleak office.

Has your Excellency changed political current?

No, I was talking about the authentic spring,

the one that smells like flowers.

Well, that's done too.

Here is the specification.

Have.

But ... here's the date tomorrow.

Yes, today is the 17th of the month and it is Friday.

I preferred to put another date. Anyway, nothing changes!

Yes, it is the same thing. More day, less day.

Soon.

Not so much, unfortunately. Since he's leaving tonight.

The? Because?

I thought she was returning to Milan with her husband.

Already! But I often come to Rome.

Now, then, I have a big debt to pay.

So see you soon.

{- See you very soon, Cip. - See you soon.

Now, Marisa is urgent.

Marisa...

6-8-2-6-8-5.

Ready? I am that gentleman who came this morning from Zurlini.

Yes. Marisa, then, has she returned?

Not yet? Look, I'll be with you around 16.00.

Please tell her not to move.

Keep in mind that I am anxious.

Yes, it is not difficult.

Here it is! Everything is in order. Except it's tomorrow's date.

That's okay too.

It was a big deal for everyone, we could celebrate it together.

Given the figure reached,

I think it will be appropriate to adjust the percentage due to the party.

- Isn't that right, madam? - Sure, more than fair.

Yes, we'll talk about it at breakfast. Since it's Friday

- we could go for a fish soup. - In Fiumicino.

- At Fiumicino you no longer eat like it used to be. - Go where you want,

- jo I can't come. - Does he deprive us of his presence?

- What time do the banks reopen? - At 15.30 there is time.

- Excuse me, engineer Parodi is among you. - And he. - It's me.

- His wife is on the phone. - My wife? - His wife?

It's impossible.

- Sure, it's here. - Already.

Unless you are bigamous.

There must obviously be a misunderstanding. - Of course it's a misunderstanding.

It will be my sister, your wife.

- Yes. - Yes. - His wife, he's my brother-in-law.

- You two are ... - Yes, we're brothers-in-law.

- So everything stays in the family. - What a nice surprise!

Go to your wife, hurry up. We are waiting for you here.

- What do I tell you? - Say I'm blocked by the president,

that you cannot warn me. Take it as far as possible.

- With those? - I find an excuse.

I am glad that the lady is coming with us too.

My sister won't come, she's on a synthetic diet.

Those jars to dissolve in water.

It would suffer too much to see us eat fettuccine, right dear?

Of course.

Yes, they had to flee the ministry.

Some difficulties have arisen.

No! It can be remedied.

Otherwise we would have to wait another week.

I understand, then who knows when they will come back.

- I'm starving, Manzini. - Me too.

Do you know what I tell you? Let's go eat together, yes right away.

I am immediately with her. Yes, dear, bye!

Method?

He went crazy.

There is a nice assortment of fish, what do you prefer?

Not having gone to Fiumicino, a rare steak. - On Fridays?

- Maybe you don't remember that today is a thin day. - Actually I0 ...

There's a free table inside, Dr. Bellini.

Gianni, what do you recommend today?

For starters, a great appetizer.

Yes, all there is with mayonnaise.

I would recommend the spaghetti with clams.

No spaghetti, they make you lose your line.

Mixed salad with lots of mayonnaise.

Then some beautiful sea bream baked in foil.

I say ... what would it be like in foil?

- It would be ...> In a cartridge case.

So one takes them home and gives them to the cat.

- So, bream? - Bream. - Bream?

Pray, brothers!

- Baked. - Yes, as you want.

Yes, my foil too ... full of mayonnaise.

For you, Dr. Bellini?

A nice grilled fillet.

But isn't it skinny day?

I have the pantry.

But .. it's all full.

Yes, but there is also a room. We will find the place.

My God!

- Not feeling well? - My napkin fell off.

- There he is. - Yeah ... yes, sure.

- What's he still doing underneath? - I'm looking to see if he's dirty.

Come out and look at it, right? How does he see us down there?

I am nictalopo.

- What's this? - An animal that sees us in the dark, ma'am.

Convenient to look at women's ranges. Dirty!

Marisa!

Lady, that table is freeing itself.

Thank god. Come on, Manzini.

Did?

Yes, it is clean. Spotlessly clean.

Look at the sky! Did it go wrong with you?

No, I must be cold.

There's a current of air coming from this side ...

- Do you want to take my place? - No! Ninth.

I would like to change places with Marisa, do you want?

Go, man, go.

What ways.

Thanks.

Thanks.

- Is it good to eat here? - All of Rome comes to us!

If my husband went back to the hotel, he could join us.

- How do we know this? - We call.

- There's no phone here. - Yes there is, sir.

Yup? So ... they just put it on.

No, always. It's over there, in the cloakroom.

- Then I'll go there now. - No!

I'll go there.

At $ 2.5 billion, it was a great deal for her.

Yes, of course. If there wasn't a percentage for her.

The party must live.

Okay, but with that percentage there, we went under.

Oh mama!

You see, Mr. Parodi ...

- Where it went? What does he do? - Dunno.

Mr. Parodi?

With that percentage we went under there

- to clarify the concept ... - You went under the table.

- Yes. - I'm not an idiot.

There is no need to tell me everything it says. Who do you take me for?

Damn, he sees me!

- Why, do you think you are invisible? - No. No, no, no.

I ask her. Do you see me?

I'm not blind that I know of.

No, since I'm backlit, I was afraid she wouldn't see me.

Maybe that's why he asked me to switch places.

No, she was the one who wanted to change places because of the draft.

Thanks.

Mr. Parodi!

These napkins have quicksilver on them.

They slide continuously.

If you tie it around your neck.

If ... if you like.

- He wasn't in the hotel. - I told her she has a lot to do.

- How hot it is here! - Yes, it's hot.

- Do you mind if I sit in front of the door? - Please take a seat.

Please Please.

That's it, like this.

That's fine.

- Waiter, the bill. - What about fruit?

Do you want to leave already?

I have a commitment for 3.30 pm.

- Let's at least have the caftfe. - I never take it.

- A liqueur. - I never drink liquor.

- Let's smoke a cigarette. - No cigarettes, I don't smoke.

Don't you have any vice at all?

More than a real vice, I would say that I have a hobby.

I like toy soldiers.

Do you call it a hobby?

Tin soldiers, madam! I collect them.

But you talk about those!

- Who knows what I believed! - Check it out, sir.

- I do. - Ninth.

- I invited you. - Ninth. It's my turn.

If you keep it up, we'll stay until tomorrow morning!

Perhaps.

- I do. - No, no, no.

--No, no, no. --E dai!

If you really care.

His will be done.

Look over there what a mess!

All that meat on display.

It shouldn't bother her so much, since she has a pantry.

- This isn't about steaks. - What is it, then?

It is about that lady, if you can call it a lady.

Look how shameless, so naked.

- Where are you going? - To tell her what she is doing!

- My God, what's going to happen? - But what do you care?

That is my wife.

- Madam, cover yourself, please. - it?

Doctor Bellini!

- Engineer Manzini. - Yeah, it's me.

- Are you here too? - Yeah, what a nice surprise?

The lady, I guess. Very pleased.

Good morning, but what was he saying to me?

- It? - Yeah, he was telling me to cover myself.

Yes, cover yourself.

There is a lot of current with this door always open ...

- Yes, turn. - Don't worry, I'm always hot after eating.

Today he made a break from his diet.

- My diet? - His synthetic diet.

- Your brother told me. - My brother?

Just him. Commendator Parodi?

I'll come right away.

- Paul! - Your sister is here too.

- It will mean "his wife". - Yes, I know. This is Mrs. Manzini.

- Mrs Parodi. - Yeah, and his sister-in-law is there too.

If I had known, we could have eaten together.

- Unfortunately, we're already done. - {TOGETHER) Yes.

- Now I have to leave you, I have a commitment. - Go.

- If you're in a hurry, don't worry. - Sorry so much.

- So in the office? - Yes. - My compliments, madam.

- Peace and love. - Peace and love.

- Mrs. Bellini. - Yes, Bellini.

- Aren't you going with your husband? - What husband?

Doctor Bellini. Go, lady, go.

I get it, okay. Until we meet again.

- Until we meet again. - Until we meet again.

Wait up! I'm coming with you.

- With me ? Because? - Dunno, Commendatore Parodi told me.

That's Mrs. Bellini as I am Khrushchev.

Because? What's wrong, I assure you that ...

- She is the wife, you are my brother. - That's what Bellini said.

In the sense that in a Christian way we are all brothers. He is a pious man.

- But I'm not stupid. - Let me explain.

I don't believe you. I don't even think you signed the specifications.

There he is!

- To see. - There he is.

- The methods of payment? - I'm at the bottom.

To get paid by these we will have to sweat a lot.

But 2 billion and 300 million is a nice sum.

- You are happy? - Yes, but we will have to deal with you.

- Pay, Manzini, let's get out of here. No, this is mine. - Waiter.

So he wants to go to the bank to collect the fee.

- Excuse the indiscretion, how much? - More than 2 million.

Get on!

That's the reward for making that gentleman's wife.

Now I'll take her to the bank and then we'll talk about it.

When he has collected his money.

- Do you want to scold me? - No, far from it.

- Do you want to hurl at those two poor guys? - No.

And punish the two sinners?

I do not even think about that!

And what do you want to do, then?

I want to sin too.

Bella!

Yes ... but not now, let's go to the bank first.

That is fine.

Look at that now! But what does this Marisa do?

Is it the Phoenix?

She's not Arab, she's from around here too.

I don't understand why you are obsessed with this Marisa. Do you know her?

I don't know her and that's precisely why ...

I don't understand why she was so late, she was called to a hotel.

There is a lot of tourism now.

- Maybe it's her? - I don't think so, you have the key.

In any case...

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- What do you want? - Is this where massages are given?

Yes, but not today.

Do you masseuses take a holiday on Fridays?

Yes, we are superstitious.

- What kind of massage is done here? - Therapeutic.

God!

You could see the massage room, just to get an idea.

I don't see any massage table.

We don't do massages in the living room.

How does he allow himself to enter someone else's house?

- Go away or I'll call the police! - No need, it's already here.

Brigadier Calascione, of the good costume.

- Police? - Are you wanted?

What a scandal! Poor me!

Is there a hole to hide? A closet?

- There's just that, look. - Like? The closet?

- Here, here. - There is nothing more?

- Come in. - Stick me in. - Come in, come on.

There is another one.

- And with a nice Latvian. - There are three of us for that.

And where is the third?

- Inside the wardrobe? - Brigadier!

Brigadier, excuse me,

have you ever heard of article 6/09 of our Criminal Code?

- What's that got to do with it? - It has something to do with it.

How also the 3/23 and 2/24 have to do with it.

"You cannot enter a private house without a search warrant."

Well ... I'm here in useful shape.

Yup? But now it goes away in official form! Get out of my house!

- Street! - I'll be back with the warrant.

Come back with the warrant, in the meantime I'll send it to us!

Where is he sending me and what to do?

- I didn't say that. - But he thought so. - And I think it over again!

So the process of intentions cannot be done and therefore ...

Good morning!

We'll see again.

Once the alarm is over, you can exit.

- The heart. - He feels bad?

Congestion. Hate.

He feels bad? Indeed, do you feel bad?

Poor me.

Wait up.

- Have a drink. - I don't want that stuff.

Iris!

- He feels bad? - Sure, locked in until now.

It would take some salts.

Let's wet his forehead with this.

- Its perfume. - It's Marisa's perfume.

"Uoi à la crème"

- Just like the other one. - The other one? - What are you saying?

> Come on, dear. - Here is Marisa.

Is Marisa here?

Marisa is here.

{MARISA) Don't be afraid, what are you waiting for?

But isn't she alone?

> - Are you sure there is no one? -> None.

> I am my friend Bellini. - Bellini!

- What a beautiful name "Bellini". - Bellini!

- I'll go back to the closet. - Come in, come in.

- In fact, go inside. - Close! Close!

Locked down.

You come.

Look.

Count them. 2 million 337 thousand lire.

I've never seen so much money all at once!

A profitable day. The house is finally ours!

The credit is also his. This gentleman is the doctor ...

- No! Don't say it. - Already.

Secrecy and discretion, this is our motto.

Come on, love.

- What are you doing there? - Really...

I was looking for your dress.

Smamma.

Yes Madam.

- How many are you? - Three.

And all "bonazze", I see.

- We are very hungry, I see. - You know, appetite comes with eating.

Look at him Îlì, with that "sung Mass" face.

Other than toy soldiers!

Not on the bed, it's bad luck! Put it in the closet.

My compliments, Your Excellency.

What are you doing?

His, beautiful. Its!

Its.

Iris! Milena, come on!

To this he took the "cuddly".

- What's up? - What happened?

Today is fainting day.

- Bring some vinegar, run. - Oil and vinegar?

Vinegar I said, hurry up!

He should be given a heart massage.

The very heart ... But what is wrong with him?

I don't know, it must have been the emotion. Maybe he's not used to it, poor fellow.

- There. - Hurry up.

He is recovering.

Thank god.

Its.

To be!

- In the closet. - The thing?

- He saw it! - Who? Thing?

Are you crazy? What did you see?

But this is his excellence.

Hate! Help me quickly!

Very quietly.

Let's take him to the bed, come on!

Forgive me, I am insulting.

Forgive me, your excellency.

You must understand ...

the spirit is strong ... but the flesh is weak.

Did you know him?

Of course, he is the president of the work for the "Protection of the Young".

- He came here to protect us. - Shut up, you idiot.

Why didn't you tell me it was here?

I wanted to, but with all that money ...

Don't look at me with those stern eyes, Your Excellency.

- After all, she's here too ... - What are you talking about, he's passed out.

Ao! Can't you see he's dead!

- No! Don't say such a thing! - What do we do now?

- Give me a mirror. - Come on, quick!

Come on here!

- If he's dead, we're ruined. - Shut up!

- His Excellency is deceased, unfortunately. - No!

- What do we do now? - First of all, you mustn't have it found here.

- How you do it? - It would be very serious given the identity of the deceased.

- We'll have to take him away at any cost. - You already said that!

But how? Like?

There is but one thing to do. Call Commendatore Parodi.

No! I didn't come from Milan to play the part of the idiot.

And I won't leave if I haven't found out the whole truth!

The truth, at times, takes on the most incredible aspects.

To the point of wanting me to believe the most absurd things. Enough!

To invent lies you have to be a genius!

Not unfortunate morons like you!

Too bad that Bellini is not here, he could confirm it.

Soon?

Yup?

Come?

I don't hear, you speak louder.

- He can not? - Who are you talking to? - Shhh!

A very serious thing?

With Manzini? Yes, I'll come right away.

Were you talking to Mrs. Bellini?

No, with him. We have to run, a disaster seems to have happened.

Don't fool me, you've made another mess.

Bellini said the deal is in danger of collapsing!

I don't believe it, but I am all the more reason to come with you.

- No, dear, Bellini just wants us two! - Just the two of us.

I'm sorry, getting there.

Rascals.

- A taxi, quick! - Right away, sir.

- For where? - Via Beccaria 214.

- You are welcome. - Soon.

Via Beccaria 214.

- We managed to get it inside. - Luckily it's not a 600.

And those two don't come!

What a beautiful car!

- Have you seen my husband? - He took a taxi.

- How can I do? I have to reach him. - I'll handle that.

- Wait a moment. - No, you pay him and send him away.

- How much it is? - Keep everything.

No! That was 5,000 lire!

Don't be sneaky. There is no time to lose!

- Can you ... - Can you know what's going on?

{What does this want?

- Do you know what's here? - No.

- A dead. - Don't scream! You want the whole city to know!

- Who died? - His Excellency Paoloni.

It must be brought immediately to the site of the opera.

So that it is believed that he died on the work table in the morning.

The specifications are dated tomorrow!

Your Excellency, unfortunately for us he died today

- and a dead man's signature counts for nothing! - Shhh!

- Can you drive? - Yup.

Well, we're good to go.

I saw him precede with a taxi.

I open the padlock of the gate behind the building of the opera.

When you arrive, go inside and close the gate.

Go all the way up to the palace.

Ring, two guardians will come and open for you.

Make sure to neutralize them, the means are not lacking.

They don't have to mess with us!

- But you unstitch more grain. - Yes, yes, they will unstitch!

Allow time for them to work together with the guardians.

Then come to the garage where you will find me.

- Everything is clear? - {TOGETHER) Yes.

- Everything must flow like oil! - Shhh!

One small mistake and we're fried! Let's go!

- I'm coming with Bellini too. - No, you'd be doing more trouble.

- Stay at home and don't let anyone in! Go! - Line!

- Let's go. - Hurry!

Rascals, with the bitches! Quick, follow that car!

If we don't go faster we will lose sight of them.

- Run, I'll give him a good tip. - You should give me another engine.

Mammal species 6 letters starting with "F" and ending with "O",

- "Fimminoso". - I said mammal.

And jo I am a fine mammal, I like women.

- Fe .. - Federico.

- Feline. - what did I say? Federico Felino.

- Women, the sweet life! - That's FELLINO, with 2 "L",

- How long you make it! - Ancient medium-sized boat,

now used as a training ship.

7 letters starts with "F" ends with "A".

- Used .. - Used. WOMAN!

I said: training ship.

There are certain females, other than training ship!

Frigate!

- Look at that HUNTER RIDER! - Stop that!

We must keep a chaste and pure demeanor. We are ushers

of the "Youth Assistance Work".

The trouble is that there aren't any young people in here!

All the women who work here are all witches!

Its!

Let's go.

We are two misguided young people who would like to rebuild their lives.

- They are wrong, you could ... - You "could" nothing!

Come back tomorrow you will find the people in charge of these tasks.

Help us!

Ciccio!

Don't throw us back in the mud, we are tired.

I believe, you are always in constant motion.

We need love.

If you help us, we will know how to reciprocate.

Yes, yes.

Give us a hand and we will give you everything.

Ciccio ...

I give him my hand.

Now what should we do? The most is done.

Let's take him to the study, the staircase leads to the first floor.

If he wasn't superstitious and put the date today,

- we weren't in this trouble. - But he was right on Friday the 17th.

But soon it will be 18 and the signature will be valid. Help me.

- What a horror. - Well, laughs with the angels.

Come on, think of the 2 billion and 300. Get busy.

Have.

There.

Below.

Let's get the desk ready.

The specifications.

In the morning they will find him with the pen in his hand and his head on the papers.

First you chain me and then you leave me?

- I'm afraid you're not serious. - I'm very serious.

I don't have the face of the deceiver.

Franco, that got cold.

- She too has turned to ice. - You don't know how to warm me!

- Then? - Wait a moment.

- We need to warm up. - Let's warm them up!

- Like? - With "alcoholism", so they won't resist us anymore.

Where do we find it?

The president keeps the liquor bottles hidden in the office.

- President? - He won't notice if one is missing.

- That is fine. - I'm going.

- Now we'll warm you up. - Where you go?

And now ... forward!

- Come on!

Here come people! It must be hidden! Come on, come on!

VISKIO, just what it takes.

I finally got you, thief!

President! Ciccio! Ciccio!

Ciccio! Ciccio! Ciccio!

Ciccio. Ciccio.

The phone, what's up? Excuse me.

- Who will be? - Boh!

What's up? Speak clearer.

Thing?

Come! I run!

No! Wait up!

- Were they discovered? - The thing starts to stink.

Here we all end up at the Mantellate. Articles 614, 610 and 412.

Milena, let's melt.

No! Those have to unstitch first!

Yes you are right. We are both accomplices.

Let's go to the garage before they make a fuss.

- Chi "fu"? - lo "fui" e lui fu.

He was behind the curtain, he looked like a thief to me. Ta ... ta.

- Now they're taking us to jail. - They're bringing you, you killed him.

We are accomplices, the women, the bottles.

I had an idea. We have to get it out of here. Help me.

Turn off the lights.

Hurry up.

Help me lift it.

Wait up.

Luckily they left.

Let's put the president back at the desk.

Uh, oh!

You thought you were doing it, right? But I got my nose!

- Shh! - We came for a funeral.

Enough of these stories, I saw you in the car with some sluts.

- There is a misunderstanding. - Shut up and be ashamed!

Stop with your suspicions. The president is dead

and we have to make believe that after midnight he was still alive.

- Why this tenderness? - The specifications are dated tomorrow,

- if they find out he's dead today, it's worth nothing. - No!

My God, what's going on? Should I believe this nonsense?

You will believe it when you see the corpse with your own eyes.

Perhaps. But where is this corpse?

To be!

Here, it is here.

Here? I don't see any dead bodies.

{TOGETHER) It's behind the curtain.

It smells like whiskey here, not corpses.

There is not.

- Yet we put it back here. - Enough, confess the truth.

- Where are the women? - Women are in your imagination.

Calm! Lady, let's not lose our minds.

You two, go to the garage and wait for us ìì.

I'll try to convince the lady, come on go.

- I'll kill you! - Lady, take it easy.

- Sit down, please and calm down. - I'm not mad!

No, I'm just saying he needs to calm down.

Right right, it looks tailor-made. Perfect.

We throw it into the Tiber and the police will think of a political crime.

Let's hope.

Let's run away.

- There is nobody? - Fortunately, the car is still there.

I'm very tired.

- Is she quiet now? - Dunno.

Pity though. 2 billion and 300 ...

- Who will be the new president? - I have no idea.

I'm the last one you can ask,

after what happened ... Come on, time is running out.

It was a disgrace. Here is the car.

You are a moron. If your wife is there, all the more reason to run away.

Very good! I had seen it right!

Other than a corpse! Women!

Lady, let's not complicate things. I have already explained to you ...

Haven't you heard?

Does your wife want to run away with my husband and she doesn't say anything?

Besides being a liar ... he's a handsome cuckold!

- But she's not my wife. - His mistress, then?

No, she is her husband's lover.

Madam, please.

I hollow out your eyes! Get lost with these bitches.

- Donnaccia will be you! - How dare you!

> What's more, plucked. - Look, mind that I ...

- No, I can't get lost with some people. - Good!

Give us what we must have and go down the drain everybody!

What do you expect? You couldn't even hold back the guardians!

- Feel it a bit! - What?

Then give us 15 million or let's tell the police everything.

- We'll see which of us will dance the most. - Even blackmail!

If we continue like this, we'll let them know.

In fact, I'm leaving immediately!

- And U.S? - Come on, get on!

All today!

Excuse me, it's my fault. But I am assured!

- He ruined my trunk. - Shall we call the traffic police?

- But a tap would be enough to put it back in place. - He says?

- Want to try? - Yes, but the damage is significant here.

I don't deny it, I take all the responsibilities.

Meanwhile, do we want to see if he gets up?

No

It is useless, I give up. It 'does not matter.

- No, it's my fault, I want to make amends. - Don't insist.

I am wrong and I do not want to take advantage of your courtesy.

- Good evening. - But you are really stupid, the fault lies with those who hit.

- He sees it? It's my fault. - Of course it's his fault!

No! The fault is ours!

- If we didn't stop abruptly, he wouldn't hit us! - Look ...

Lady!

- We call the police so they will tell them who is wrong. - No!

The car is mine and I decide.

Is 150,000 lire enough for the damage?

150 mila read?

But ... this is the first time I've ever been compensated

for a damage that I have done.

We can't waste time,

we have to go to a funeral.

We have a dead man in the house and ...

I'm sorry.

Excuse me so much. Accountant Cerocchi.

Accountant Cerocchi. Accountant Cerocchi.

Parodi.

Are you crazy, do you want to throw your money away?

- He won't put them on us! - What happens?

You never understand anything.

His Excellency's body is back in the trunk.

- Incredible! - Nice Shot!

- What do you say, shall we go back? - Just another glass.

When do you calm down? You've drained most of the bottle.

- Another drop and we're off. - And we're off.

Ring.

I needed it, now I'm not afraid anymore, what about you?

- I feel like facing a lion. - Good.

Let's go.

- So leaning forward is perfect. - Yup.

- The pen, the pen. - Yeah, that's right.

Here, great!

And here is Friday 17 ... becomes Saturday 18.

Poor man, he died on the job.

- What a noble end! - A little talk, let's go.

Already.

Perfect.

Let's make all traces disappear and go.

Don't you think girls got tired of waiting?

You don't know women, boy.

You have to be desired to be loved.

Let's hope.

Ciccio!

- The dead is back! - No!

Nothing is more important, more noble and more sublime

the moral assistance of future generations.

Hence this young girl's village

of which today we lay the first stone,

will be named after his Excellency Cipriano Paoloni!

Who wanted to consecrate his existence to love of neighbor.

His Excellency Paoloni, fallen like a soldier

on the last trench of honor and virtue,

he devoted all his energy to the young woman's benefit.

Of the young woman! Of the young woman!

And above all, the young woman!

It is indecent! This is an honored house, do you understand?

Round-up of all the masseuses, is the order received. Few stories.

And you don't say anything? Don't you understand that they want to arrest me?

Look, sergeant, there's a big misunderstanding here.

We asked for the police intervention.

- I wrote the anonymous letter. - Good boy!

- We also write anonymous letters! - Yup.

- Other offense. Do you want to come with me? - This is absurd!

- It's abuse of authority! - He'll regret it.

"Day will come, I presume the cor mel says."

- Like? - Listen to me, you're running into a big misunderstanding.

Look, we have always known an honorable standard of living.

- Do you know an honorable member? - it? No.

Then we go! Take her away!

- It is not possible. - Let's go.

- Walk. - Release my arm. I am a graduate!

Professor, he is not capable, you have to come.

There are also minors.

But what minors! They are the students of my school.

Dance school, green ballets.

Another aggravating circumstance: from 3 to 5 years.

- Keep an eye on him. - But what did you understand?

I'm sorry, professor, I have to do my duty.

On the other hand, as they say:

"Whoever does not sweat, groan and extol himself from the way of pleasure, does not arrive there."

- It's right. - Come on, professor, move, I don't have time.

But, the professor, nice straight?

Why don't you arrest those three sluts?

Those are not masseuses, there it says: manicure.

"Manicure."

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