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Previously on Growing Pain. Yes, it seems that your grandmother and, uh...

Wally. Wally?

Have set a wedding date.

On a cruise to the Caribbean.

Not a bad commute.

Mike. What's this?

What's this?

Just a little something I had my lawyer whip up.

It's really very simple.

standard prenuptial agreement.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think as soon as you get over your initial reaction, you're going to see

the wisdom.

I'd go very close to you right now, Mike.

Hey, we are.

I'm serious.

I'm falling in love with you.

Well, come on in. The water's fine.

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

Mike, you will not believe this. Today is our lucky day. What? What is it?

there are 20 of the hottest babes in the world on this boat.

So? We're talking Swedish blonde gymnasts. Anyway, look, there is much

woman than the way she looks, all right?

I mean, you've got to take into account all kinds of things, like her

personality and her intelligence and her... This is the

first time in my life I've been touched by eight female hands at the same time.

Second for me.

Well, hello.

Julie. Julie. Oh, that's funny.

Julie.

I understand your ship's Elvis impersonator is part of the wedding?

Yo.

I was thinking of something else totally, please. Go on. Irma, I can't

this. Well, maybe you would like a pardon.

Well, maybe I would like a helicopter.

Well, don't wait for the helicopter.

Swim for it.

This is exactly the kind of unforeseen situation prenuptial agreements are

designed to protect you against.

It's right over there, you know.

a relationship.

What relationship?

Hey, aren't you overreacting? Shh, Chrissy, just got to sleep. You're

because we need to do a little room switching tonight.

Room switching? Yes, your mother is sleeping in here tonight.

Oh, come on. I know the rehearsal went a little haywire, but... A little

haywire? Shh, Chrissy's asleep.

Jason, I am too upset with you right now to have a logical discussion.

Never stopped you before.

There's room in Wally's cabin.

What, me sleep with Wally?

better luck than in here.

Well, you're blaming me for everything that happened between Wally and my

tonight, aren't you?

No, I don't blame you. I blame your evil twin.

Okay, Maggie, you're right. Of course I am. You're not capable of having a

logical discussion.

From the moment you whipped out that prenuptial... Oh, I didn't whip out

anything, Maggie.

Well, the records show their fight was not about a prenuptial agreement.

Ha! Oh, ha, if you want to. But I'm telling you that prenuptial

can be lifesavers. All I was doing was trying to protect my mother's assets.

Jason, before I say something I regret but enjoy, let's consider for a moment

that you're a complete loon burger.

Knock, knock, knock.

Hi. Hi.

Mom, okay, I know you're upset, but please, isn't it better this happen now

later? Rightio. Oh, this is going to be so much fun tonight, Justice Girls.

The healing process is already underway.

Jason, why don't we talk in the hall?

Come on, Maggie.

I'm a reasonable man.

I don't know how I can say it any clearer than that.

A man who knows his rights doesn't mind where he sleeps.

Yeah, Wally.

Jason, when I was in the Army, I was on the boxing team. I didn't know that.

Yeah, and I always felt better after a fight.

Because I was able to get whatever ailed me out of my system through my fist.

Well, you know, that's not so unusual. A lot of my patients tell me that if only

they had somebody... All right, come on.

Wally, I know you want to let your aggressions out, but look at us.

You're your age, I'm my age.

It wouldn't be fair.

All right, I'll put one hand behind my back. Wait a second. You should just be

little bit adult about this. Ben, where have you been? How are you?

Fine, but I have to go to the bathroom. Hey, you don't have a second to talk to

your old dad? What are you even up to?

Paul Moon.

No wonder Mike's crazy.

Hi.

I'm in no mood for your charm.

I love Julie.

Julie, look, you should know that the only reason that I was with those

beautiful women is because they remind me of you.

I figured I'd try and open it with a joke.

You would.

Okay, look.

All right. I'll just say it. The Swedish women, they like me.

But you should know that I could be with almost any one of those girls right

now. Maybe even several of them. And they weren't so bright, so I could

be having a great time right now.

But no.

No. I picked to be here with you.

Mike? What are you trying to say?

Julie, Julie, Julie, don't you see what I am willing to give up for you?

Oh.

I don't know how I could have said it any clearer.

Oh, you met some guys your age?

No. No?

20 blonde babes from Sweden who don't speak English. Oh, I was going to say,

it's a sense of humor.

That's not worth it.

We're swimming and playing volleyball. We're having a blast. Go to bed.

Come on.

Hi, Julie.

Now, what's the matter with you?

Well, I'm a little upset.

Oh, just about to break up?

You know about that?

Of course I know about it, but I don't think there's any reason for you to be

upset. There's not?

Aren't you getting a little carried away?

See if a child you're talking to.

I don't believe this. First your father and now you?

I mean, what the heck have we been sneaking around for?

My dad doesn't know about you and Mike.

But he just asked me about our breakup in the hall.

Julie, the only breakup I know about is Grandma Wally's.

Oh.

What breakup were you talking about?

Oh.

I'm glad this is over with.

and immature.

Well, it's probably because he was confused.

I mean, he's never been in love before.

What makes you think he's in love?

Same thing that makes you think he is.

No wonder the women are crazy.

Women.

Hey, Dad.

Mike. Hey. What are you doing up?

Oh, uh, just taking a walk. Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Been kind of a rough evening.

Yeah? Yeah, what happened? Some woman misunderstanding a little something you

said and blow up at you?

Actually, yeah.

You were downstairs, you heard your mom and I talking?

No.

Dad.

Nice night.

What's the matter?

Nothing. Come on, Mike, I'm your father.

Hey, what's going on?

Look, I can't tell you. I wish I could, but I can't.

I'll see you later, man. Thanks.

Okay, fine, fine.

You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. I'll respect your privacy.

Dad, I really need to talk to you.

What?

What is it?

See, Dad, I've been going out with this girl for quite a while. Ah.

But it's over now.

Oh.

Who is she?

Julie. Right.

You're kidding.

Come on.

No. You're not kidding, are you? No, Dad, I'm not.

Well, how long has this been going on? For four months. Four months?

I thought she couldn't stand you. She can.

This has been going on right under my nose?

Yeah, well, it's not going on anymore.

Just because she caught me flirting with a few girls.

What girls?

20 blonde Swedish women. Hey, there are 20 blonde Swedish women on this boat?

Yeah. I am losing it.

Yeah, look, so I made a little mistake.

All right, it was a huge, big, humongous mistake.

But that shouldn't mean that this whole thing is over.

I missed 20 blonde Swedish women?

Yeah. And there was a day when 20 women would be three, four more than I would

ever need.

Remember that time I was up in your apartment?

Remember when I said to you, Mike, did I just hear Julie's voice? And you said,

no, no, Dad, that's just your imagination. Are you telling me that she

hiding in my bathroom? I knew that.

So why do you want to keep this such a big secret? Well, you know, I mean, with

Julie working for you and Mom, and she thought that if you found out about me

and her, that...

I never got it myself.

All I know is that going out with Julie has been the best thing that's ever

happened to me.

You know, I don't just like her.

I like me when I'm with her.

And, Dad, I don't want this to end.

Well, you know, the pressure to keep this thing a secret has got to create a

strain on you.

Actually, it was kind of fun sneaking around.

Come on.

Wouldn't it have been a lot more fun if you'd had my blessing?

Nah.

Come on. You know, whether you realize it or not, the subconscious need for

approval between a parent and a child is crucial.

I mean, a child really needs a parent's approval. A parent even needs a child's

approval. That's why... I've been a boob.

The only part I understood was the last part.

What have I done?

Physician, heal thyself.

Wait a minute, Dan. I'm not a physician. I need more help than that.

Well, I'm talking about my problem.

Well, what about my problem? Well, you just do what men have always done. You

get down on your knees and you beg for forgiveness for whatever it is she

you've done wrong because you've probably done it.

And even if you didn't do it, it doesn't matter anyway because as long as you're

in love, you're never going to get a fair shake.

That's your great advice?

Mike, you're old enough to finally be told that things you enjoy the most in

life make no sense whatsoever.

Wait a minute, where are they going?

They're going to get Graham and Wally back together.

What, they broke up?

They're supposed to be getting married tomorrow morning.

This makes no sense to me whatsoever.

You're learning.

What? What am I learning?

Wake up, wake up.

Come on, I know it's the middle of the night, but we have to talk, please.

Mom, I'm sorry, but I have to...

You're not my mother. You're not my son.

I was expecting my mom or my wife, but this isn't... It's not E41, is it?

one deck down.

Oh, thank goodness.

And I'm sorry for the inconvenience.

My pleasure.

No.

Mom?

Mother, let me in, please. I know it's late. We have to talk.

Me? Honey, what is it? Mom, I've been a total jerk.

Oh, yes, I know that, dear.

You have my blessing to marry Wally.

I don't want to marry Wally. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Mom, look, the point

yes, I've had my problems with you marrying Wally, but I'd have my problems

you marrying anybody after Dad.

And those problems have had me all tied up. I've been acting like my evil twin.

I think Wally's a good man, and I know in time I could become fond of him. Then

you marry him.

He talked to me tonight. But that fight wasn't about you, Mom. It was about me.

No, it wasn't. Yes.

No, it wasn't. Jason, I am not going to fight with you as to why I had a fight

with Wally. That fight happened because I was being irritating.

Now, let's face it. Sometimes I can be a little irritating.

Boy, that's right.

You're quiet for two minutes, and this is your contribution.

Jason, I was just agreeing with you.

Jason, even when you were little, you could drive your father and me up the

wall. Yes.

And if I could do that with two people who love me, imagine how crazy I'm

driving poor Wally.

I'm sure he doesn't even want to see me.

Mom, don't give him a choice.

Prenuptial agreement. What's the matter with a guy like that?

or you're going to kill yourself.

We've got to talk. What?

We have got to talk.

Oh, well, what?

We're not off to a very good start, dear.

Golly, Irma, I acted like a chump tonight. I'm so sorry. No, no, Wally,

right. I was right?

Yes, it is about you and me and our life together.

I should have told you then.

Then I didn't act like a chump?

Of course, dear, but it was not your fault. Jason was the real chump, and he

knows that.

but it does. So let's start all over again.

I won't ask you to repeat that. It would only confuse me.

Do you remember where you proposed to me?

Of course.

It's on that balcony right over there.

Seems like a good place to restart.

Sure does.

Way to go, Dad. You just killed Grandma.

Yes, I'm fine.

What were you doing hanging from that rope?

Well, I just wanted the moment to be dramatic.

It was dramatic, all right.

So, where were we?

I'm not sure.

Well, we're on the same balcony under the same full moon as it was that

wonderful night.

In the same bathrooms, I believe.

You know, Herb.

I meant what I said that night.

I've never loved anybody more.

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Oh, Ollie.

And I love you, too.

Do you remember what else you said to me?

Oh.

No.

I mean afterwards.

That I want to marry you right now.

Mm -hmm.

Well, what's stopping you?

Me.

Woo -hoo!

Jude,

Carol, wake up. What's the matter?

Your grandmother and Wally are about to get married. Come on, get up. Come on.

Everyone's here, Captain.

Well, let's get this show on the road. That's the one that messed everything

Ah.

Well, we're trying our best to forget that.

Can't we just wing it? Oh, look, Bob. I didn't drag myself out of bed in the

middle of the night just to wing it.

Let's ving it.

Well, even though we're winging it, we can still do it right.

Here's a bouquet.

Oh, I forgot the head recorder.

We can't have a wedding without music.

Ving it.

Yeah.

Merci. Everybody.

Everybody.

Come on.

Hey,

stop.

May I cut in? Sure.

Elwood.

Dearly beloved.

Because I am the captain, and because I am very tired, this wedding will go very

quick.

Julie, I've got to talk to you for a second.

Yeah?

Look, Julie, I'm really sorry, and I should have just been honest with you

before and told you that I had no excuse for what I did.

I guess I was just confused.

I mean, I've never been in love before.

You're in love with me?

Oh, yeah.

There is now. Come on in.

To be your lawful dead husband.

I do.

You believe me, don't you?

I do.

And because I am the captain, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Oh, keep the bride.

you'll forgive me. I just would like to say that yesterday,

that prenuptial thing, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'll still pay for your room.

Look at that. Isn't that gorgeous? Oh, my gosh.

Beautiful.

So are you.

So are you.

So are they.

I've got something I'd like to say.

Well, go ahead, Mike.

First, I'd like to thank Mom and Dad and Grandma Irma.

Grandpa Wally, for showing us all how great love and marriage really can be.

And I've also got kind of a surprise for everybody.

Oh, will you hear this?

Do you know what's coming?

Yeah, nothing can surprise me.

I want you all to know, heck, I want the whole world to know that I love

Julie Costell.

And I want her to be my wife.

You knew about this.

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