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Run for your lives. The monster lives.

It's Geekzilla.

Hey.

Oh, no, it's Geekspit.

Geekspit. You've been contaminated.

Mike. Besides, Carol, shouldn't you be saving your drool for your date tonight?

Would you just stop bothering your sister?

In fact, if you're both through with dessert, why don't you just clear out of

the kitchen? Mom, if I clear out of the kitchen, I won't be able to get Carol's

boyfriend on tape.

Sandy is not my boyfriend.

He's not?

Well, but from the amount of time that you've been spending with... Well, he

never said that I'm his girlfriend, so I'm not going to say that he's my

boyfriend first. I mean, if he hears that I think that he's my boyfriend and

doesn't think that I should think that I'm his girlfriend, I'd sound pretty

silly, wouldn't I?

Hope you're rolling on that one, Benny.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hi. Just being polite.

How'd that look, Benny? Great. Yeah.

Camera loves me.

How are you this evening, Sandy?

Fine, Dr. Fever, and yourself?

Oh, very good.

So, do you two have something fun planned tonight?

Dad! I'm sorry, okay, it's none of my business.

I'm only the father here. Go ahead, Sandy. Take my daughter anywhere, do

anything. Enjoy!

Wow, thanks.

I was kidding, Sandy. And so was I, sir.

Can you two stay for dessert before you go? Oh, that'd be great. A terrible

mistake. I mean, we're going to a party and there's going to be lots of very

fine desserts, sir. Right, Sandy?

Uh, right.

Uh, Carol, could you say that again? You're squinting.

And we should go right now before all the best desserts are eaten. And you

how I love desserts.

Sure do.

You'll be home by midnight.

Uh -huh. You know, it's a very wise thing, Sandy, because Carol turns into a

porker at midnight.

I said let's go.

Hey, Betty, come on. Something real embarrassing could happen on the way to

Sandy's farm.

And it'd be a shame not to get that on tape.

You're right.

You know, Jason, I've really gotten to like Sandy.

Mm -hmm. He's polite.

He's bright. He's ideal for Carol.

Uh -huh.

You know, I bet no matter how perfect the guy was she brought home, you'd

be suspicious.

Uh -huh.

Sure glad they didn't get that on tape.

Cut!

At midnight, you turn into a sex maniac.

I should go.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, talk me into it. I'll stay one more minute.

That's me, one smooth talker.

Shut up, Sandy.

I had such a wonderful time tonight.

Oh, me too.

You know, I've never been to a college party before.

not much different than high school ones, just more people with facial hair.

Guys. If you're lucky.

And that restaurant was so romantic.

Shindig's? It's a bar with sawdust on the floor.

Yeah. You know, they didn't even card me. I guess I look older when I'm with

you. Well, it's probably the bare shoulders.

Listen,

Carol, I know it's kind of short notice, but there's this Dean's List luncheon

tomorrow, and...

I was wondering if you'd like to go with me.

Oh, I'd love to.

But my whole family's going into the city to have brunch with my grandma and

fiancé. I've got to be there. I mean, if I don't show up, I'll be dead.

Oh, right. Well, okay. I understand.

Just would have been kind of nice to have my girlfriend there with me.

Girlfriend?

Yeah.

I'll be dead.

Huh?

Boyfriend invited me to.

Great.

You know... I sure do, and...

You wouldn't want to wake Mom and Dad up, would you? Especially not at 12 .46

the morning.

If that tape is not in my hands in three seconds, I'm going to wake Mom and Dad

and tell them where Dad's missing medical journals are. And I'm pretty

don't have them.

One, two... I'm not... Thank you.

You know, you take all the fun out of being your little brother.

Good.

that cassette

mom

i can explain explain what why it's way past midnight

and i'm just getting in oh is it that late you didn't notice no i'm

completely unaware that it's 47 minutes past 12.

didn't come home late. You just came in late. You were on the porch by 11 .52,

right when I set your dad up to sleep.

You knew I was outside the whole time?

Uh -huh. Is Ben still out there?

Well, he... Climbed up the trellis?

Yeah. What happened? Did he run out of tape?

Do you guys know everything we do?

Mike trained us very well.

So, am I punished?

Well, that depends.

How are you going to explain coming in late?

Well, we were just talking.

Mostly talking.

Do you want to see the videotape? No.

Well, no.

Can I go to bed?

Sure. Thanks, Mom.

Did I mention that I ran into Mrs. Kuzman today?

No. Yeah, she must have gone on about an hour, Brad.

about how she and her daughter have no secrets, how they talk about everything.

And I, of course, said, nothing.

You want to talk?

Oh, no, honey, not if you're too tired.

Mom, does this guilt stuff work with Mike?

Like a charm.

Okay, what do you want to talk about?

Yes.

Yes, Mom, I really like Sandy.

Oh, he seems like such a nice boy.

Oh, he is.

And tonight, he called me his... girlfriend. Oh, Carol, that's wonderful.

Mom, I know I've liked other boys before, but it's never been like this. I

I thought it was like this, but now I just see I was being a silly teenager.

And now you're a mature teenager.

Of course.

And Mom, he's on the Dean's list.

I didn't know that.

But he's not a nerd. I mean, he knows how to have fun, but not too much fun.

Good. And Mom?

He shaves.

Wow.

And he told me that the school is having a luncheon to honor those so chosen.

Those who shave?

No, those on the dean's list.

Well, and he asked me to go with him to meet the dean.

Oh, Carol, honey, this is serious.

Yeah.

But it's tomorrow, so...

missed the brunch with Grandma Irma and Wally?

Unless you want me to risk alienating a boy, we both agree is very right for me.

Does this guilt stuff work with your dad?

Like a charm.

We were having a nice brunch at a nice restaurant and we were all eating. That

noise was totally inappropriate.

Well, in some countries it's considered the highest compliment.

Yeah, well, find out where and go there.

Wally laughed.

Yeah, that's because Wally's going to be your stepfather very soon.

Don't anybody touch that phone.

Carol, what are you doing here?

All right, Sandy is two and a half hours late.

Must you rob it in? That phone has not rung once since you left the house. Are

you happy now?

Ooh, let me go get the camera.

So, Carol.

Any messages?

Mike. Hey, if I didn't say that. it wouldn't have been me.

And that would have been fine.

Is there any chance that the phone just might be broken?

I don't think so. I can call the phone company and check.

No. Sandy might call and get a busy signal.

Honey, we have call waiting.

Well, not if the phone is broken.

And we won't find out if I don't call.

Why are these men tormenting me?

Jason. What?

All right. Come on, Mike. I say you and I ought to head into the living room.

I think that's the best idea for everybody, especially everybody wearing

shorts.

Dad, are they all crazy?

I'll tell you, no.

I know why Sandy hasn't called. I mean, he just didn't mean to call me his

girlfriend yesterday. He's trying to figure out an easy way to let me down.

Well, I'll show him. When he calls, if he calls, I'll refuse to talk to him,

that swine.

Hello, Sandy?

That's enough. Carol, why don't you pick up the call in the living room?

Hey!

Looking for this?

Yes!

What's the magic word?

Mike! That's it.

Great stuff, Mike.

Hello, Sandy.

This doc said he ain't out of the woods yet, but I don't get it. I mean, he

seems okay to me. I'm sure he's banged up and everything, but, I mean, we were

just talking, even joking. He told me I look worse than he does.

Probably do.

I mean, like Sandy said, at least he got some sleep last night. Look, I'll be

honest with you. I've been here since 3 a .m. I've had 15 cups of coffee. Are

you Carol's parents?

Yes.

Maggie Seaver. Hi.

Jason Seaver. Hi, Doug Wallach, Sandy's roommate. Nice to meet you. Yeah.

I'll see what I can find out.

My dad's a doctor.

Is his family here? No, no. His folks are out of town. I talked to his dad. He

said they're flying back. They're supposed to be here tonight.

Can I see him? Maybe if you play your card right, Carol. See, they only let

relatives into intensive care. I told this nurse, who, by the way, looks

like Larry Bud Melman, that I was Sandy's brother. You can just tell her

her sister, all right? I'll go get her.

Anybody beside me need some coffee?

I think you should get some food, too, Doug.

Food? Great idea.

I still can't believe this is happening, Mommy. I mean, Sandy's gonna be okay.

He's just got to.

We'll all think good thoughts, sweetheart.

He missed the dean's luncheon today. He's really going to be upset.

They tell me Sandy's hemoglobin is stable at this point. What does that

Well, that means that he's all right for now.

Honey, sometimes a friendly face can do more than any medicine can.

Right, Jason?

Right.

Your friend, Mr. Coffey, tells me someone's here to see Sandy Callison.

Yes, I am. I'm his sister. These are my parents, and they'll vouch for me.

So, you're Sandy's parents? No.

I'm not very good at lying, so... We restrict visitors to immediate family.

I'm his fiancée.

Fiancée? Well, it's true.

She's not lying.

You have our word.

You're still her parents?

I think so.

Look, we ought to know if our daughter's engaged.

Follow me.

So... engagement thing with the roots, right?

Of course. Yeah, I knew that.

Now remember, this has to be quick.

Sandy?

Carol? Hi.

Hi.

You'll forgive me if I don't get up.

To tell you the truth, I don't feel so hot.

I got so many tubes and wires in me.

I get HBO now.

Are you in a lot of pain?

Not as much as I'm going to be when my dad gets here.

Sandy, I am so sorry this happened to you.

Carol, don't worry. I'm going to be okay.

My car, on the other hand, that's who you should worry about.

What happened last night?

Well, this big tree ran right out in front of me.

And I'm going to be charged with drunk driving.

I don't understand. I mean, it's not like we had that much to drink. I know.

mean, there's been plenty of times I've put away a lot more than that, and

nothing happened.

I guess I just ran out of luck last night.

Are you kidding?

I mean, when you think of what could have happened, you were really lucky.

And so you lost a car.

Second chance now, and you're never going to do anything like that again.

Right?

Right.

Listen, could you do the talking when my dad gets here? I mean, you could

probably get me a new car.

So how long do they say they're going to keep you here?

I don't know. The nurse says these internal injuries can be pretty tricky.

Don't you think she looks a little like... Larry Bud Millman?

Yeah.

You know, Sandy, I didn't know how much I liked you until I found out you were

her.

I mean, maybe that's why this happened. I mean, they say everything happens for

a reason, right? I mean, maybe this accident was a good thing for both of

Sounds dumb, doesn't it?

No.

But now that you found out that I'm going to be okay, do you like me any

Carol?

Well, I'm thinking.

So, have you ever kissed a guy with tubes up his nose before?

Up his nose?

No.

Careful, they're monitoring my heart rate.

Can I get you anything?

I wouldn't mind a beer.

What? How can you?

Carol, that was a joke.

Believe me, it's going to be a long time before I bend my elbow again.

Well, obviously.

Ha, ha, ha.

Carol, let your boyfriend get the laughs, please.

Okay.

Girlfriend will just sit here and be quiet.

Miss, you'll have to go.

Just one... I don't care if he is your fiancé.

Fiancé?

Oh, yeah, that's what I said so they let me in to see you.

Not that it's a lie.

Or the truth, either.

I mean... I hate hospitals.

Jason, you're a doctor.

I know. Keep it quiet.

Don't tell Carol this, but... I really like Sandy.

Jason. Hmm?

I really like you.

Hmm.

Every parent's nightmare, isn't it?

Yeah.

You know, you live in your own little world and everything seems so safe.

But I guess right outside there's always... There's plenty of it, too.

Carol. Well, he's feeling great. He looked good. He was laughing and making

jokes. I'm sure he's going to be fine.

Thank goodness.

You said it.

Did he tell you how it happened? How what happened?

The accident, Carol.

What's going on?

Okay, I might as well tell you.

I mean, I find out anyway with the police and everything.

The police?

What happened?

Sandy and I went to a place. A place?

Kind of a restaurant that serves drinks.

A bar?

That's it.

Were you drinking? Yes.

Was Sandy?

Yes.

And driving.

Carol, we have talked about this. Mom! I don't believe what I'm hearing, Carol.

I mean, I thought you had more sense to get into a car with a guy like that.

I... I do. Well, it doesn't sound like that to me.

Well, Dad, you don't have to get mad. I mean, we know it was wrong. We've

learned our lesson.

Sandy's got a second chance now, and he's never going to do it again.

But right... And I'm never going to do it again either.

Carol, look.

Honey.

Honey, I love you so much.

The idea of you lying in there...

I bought the entire cafeteria. We're talking liverwurst, tuna, egg salad,

pie. I got some apples and some bananas.

That's a good thing we're in a hospital, huh?

You haven't broken anything, have you?

Not. Yes.

Ouch.

So Sandy's parents will be in around six? Yeah, I'm going to go back to the

hospital around seven. Sandy thinks an hour should be enough time for his dad

stop yelling.

Speaking of the parents, Carol, I would say two hours yelling minimum.

Better make it eight o 'clock.

Hi, Mike.

Hi.

Uh, listen, Carol, um, that guy Doug just called from the hospital.

Uh -huh.

Well, he told me that, uh... He said that... What is it, Mike?

Carol, Sandy just died.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, he said it was just a few minutes ago.

Michael Thiever, that is the sickest joke that I have ever heard, and I am

gonna forgive you.

Carol, I...

The doctor said that he was just bleeding inside or something.

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