All language subtitles for George Lopez s05e16 Gets Caught In

Hey, Matt.

Hey, Veronica.

Looks like Veronica made it through
another day at work.

I can't believe you actually got your
spoiled niece to get a job.

When her mom died, she knew I was the
man to mold her child into a responsible

adult. It's only a matter of time until
I get my own reality show.

George Lopez, rescue nanny nine Juan
Juan.

I'll be like that. Fine, mira, go ahead.
Suck your thumb.

Suck your thumb.

But when you fall asleep, I'm going to
put chili on them.

And then the baby will wake up like
that.

George,

come on. Don't flatter yourself.

The only reason she's listening to you
is because you are in charge of her

inheritance.

You know, if you were going to give me
millions of dollars, I'd give you

anything you want, too.

Mom, I've seen guys get you to do things
for $10.

And a tall boy.

So, you got an A in history, but you
don't know when the Civil War ended?

Back in high school, I had my own tricks
for getting good grades.

Well, I want to do what you did.

Then you're going to need a miniskirt
and high heels.

Why don't you go upstairs and throw it
on and show me how it works?

Nice try.

So, how was work?

It sucked.

Eight hours on my feet.

I am dead.

You're a hostess at a restaurant. How
hard can that be?

Party of two, your table's ready.

My God, I'm so beat.

If they ask for a booster chair, I'll
just lose it.

It is not that easy, Uncle George.

This family came in today. I didn't even
know how to pronounce their name.

They were from, like, Freakistan or
something.

Finally, I just picked up the microphone
and said, short, hairy family, your

table's ready.

Veronica, you are going to feel so great
when you get your first paycheck at the

end of the week.

What would you know about a paycheck?

planning business that's doing very
well. Thank you. Please.

Your business is so bad, people from New
Orleans are sending you money.

Veronica, you want something to eat?

Oh, no thanks.

Oh, I'm so tired. I'm just gonna go lay
down for a while.

You see that?

I'm turning into an adult.

She's tired, depressed, eyes glazed
over.

And I'm not going to quit until she's
full -on working class.

Smoking, drinking, wasting her money on
lottery tickets.

George, Angie, you've got to see this.

I stumbled across this website called...

Check it out. You get to watch this girl
hang out in her room.

Why are you showing us this, Ernie?

Oh, you'll see.

Look, she doesn't take her clothes off
or anything. She just does normal stuff

like read or paint her toenails or brush
her long, beautiful hair 47 times just

like you asked her.

Oh, my God.

That's her spare room. She gets $10 a
month from every guy who subscribes.

You paid money to peek at my niece?

I didn't know it was her.

Her back was to the camera when she was
brushing her hair.

You paid money to see a woman brush her
hair?

Hey, I don't steal. I don't hurt people.
This is...

All right, that's it.

Show's over.

What show? Look, I know about your
website.

Where's the camera?

What's that noise?

My subscribers. They're instant
messaging me. Yeah, well, tell those

the show's over.

Actually, this one's for you.

J. Cole in Irvine wants you to take your
shirt off and do some jumping jacks.

Right there.

You listen to me, pervert.

He's willing to pay you a hundred bucks.

No deal.

So long, sicko.

Where do you think you're going? We're
not done here.

As long as you're in my house, you live
by my rules. Why are you wigging out

about this? It's not like I got naked or
anything.

Oh, it's true. She didn't.

Why are you doing this? You have a job
at the restaurant.

Well...

rushing in.

You know, I'm not in the restaurant
management game, but I think they call

dinner.

I can't believe you lied to us.

Look, I'm not giving you your
inheritance until you prove to us you're

enough, and you just took a huge step
backwards.

Your uncle wanted you to get a job so
that way you could learn to have some

of work ethic.

Okay, fine.

I will get something else down at the
mall.

God. No.

I don't trust you.

I need you to work someplace I can keep
an eye on you.

You know what?

You're going to work at the factory with
me.

A factory?

No way.

You don't have a choice.

You're going to work hard. You're going
to come home tired and do it over and

over again until you know what it's like
to make an honest living.

And then I get my millions?

and that Angie and I are going to spend
our golden years driving to Mexico for

cheaper meds.

And please, don't just say we'll have
each other because I can't lower my

pressure with that.

This will be your office.

Gross.

This will be your desk.

Gross.

I'll do this one.

Gross.

Oh.

You're wearing that on Monday. What are
you going to wear on casual Friday?

Two post -its and a sugar packet?

Dress more appropriately, okay?

I don't want you distracting these guys
working on dangerous machines.

Alberto's down to seven fingers. He can
barely tie his shoes.

All right, here's your first assignment.

Pay attention because I have a meeting
and I won't be here this afternoon.

I need you to input these old invoices
so we can follow the parts flow.

Okay, it has to be done by Friday so I
can do my quarterly report.

Ew, this is a lot of work.

Then you better get started.

You get two 10 -minute breaks and a half
-hour lunch.

Oh, there's a truck outside, and if you
order a burrito, make sure the guy makes

it because the woman has TB.

Hey, I just wanted to welcome you to
Powers Brothers.

And, you know, if you have any
questions, just ask me because I'm a

Team leader.

That's impressive.

I bet they don't just give that title to
anyone.

Charlie, there's only 12 of us here.

I bet you could do any job in the
factory if you wanted to, huh?

Yeah. But, you know, when you're in a
position of responsibility, you can't

go around doing people's jobs.

work themselves.

Do you know how to load invoices into
the system?

Move over and let Ernie drive.

Oh, you are so good.

Yeah, I got mad skills.

Now, I'm only going to do a couple of
these because, you know, eventually

going to have to learn how to do this
work on your own.

Touch my ears. Touch my ears.

Ow!

Hey, I could get used to that.

Ernie, get back to work. All right.

I'm gone one minute. You got somebody
doing your work for you?

He was just showing me how to do it.
It's no big deal.

It's a huge deal.

He thinks you're his girlfriend now.

Is it?

Now get back to work.

And I'm going to put the word out that
no one in this factory is supposed to

help you. There's no way around George
Lopez because this is my castle and I'm

the king.

I thought your house was your castle.

Yeah, well, Angie says I'm not allowed
to say that.

Hey, George, have you seen the latest...
Well,

I guess the temp service got my memo not
to send over any more bow -wows.

Who are you?

I'm Mel Powers. I own this place.

So nice to meet you.

I'm Veronica Palmero.

Veronica Palmero.

Well, I better get back to being a
wealthy and powerful man.

Do you know how to load invoices into
the system?

Oh, I could teach you to do that.

I could teach you a lot of things.

My little Mexicali Rose.

Is it just me, or is it muy caliente in
here?

Look! Yours.

I just booked... my first new age
wedding.

It's so romantic.

They're not going to read vows. They're
going to do a soul staring.

What the hell is a soul staring?

Here, here.

You meet your partner's eyes, but you
don't say anything.

You're not looking at their outside.
You're trying to look past that to their

inner being.

Right, okay.

The point is, to get to a deeper place
of intimacy.

You

know,

you got a soul booger right in the
corner of your... What about that?

I'm so glad we could share.

How'd Veronica do at work today?

Oh, first of all, She tried to get Ernie
to do her job, and then when I came

back from my meeting, she had hardly
done any work.

What'd you do? I laid down the law,
Angie.

I said, you stay there as long as you
have to till you finish your work. I

care if you gotta take the bus home.

Isn't that kind of harsh?

Angie, when I was a kid, I rode the bus
all the time. Taught me about life.

I saw an old lady die.

I saw a baby being born. I saw a baby
being...

I was five years old. I didn't know what
was going on.

I thought two people were fighting over
a seat.

Mel, what are you doing here?

Did she screw something up?

George, I caught her stealing something.

My heart.

You can't be serious.

Mel, she's our niece.

Oh, yeah, don't worry. It doesn't creep
me out.

So I will see you tomorrow.

He's really sweet.

He listens to what I have to say.

He asked me about your raise, and I told
him I'm kind of on the fence about it.

Nighty -night.

Which is a longer jail sentence, Angie,
premeditated murder or heat of passion?

Premeditated. Good, then I won't think
about it. I'll just do it.

I can't believe I want to go and do
something like this.

Get down here now, you ungrateful tramp!

But we want to hear it from your mouth.

Okay. Um, I borrowed Mom's car, but I
didn't think you'd notice the scratch.

You're going to pay for that. Now go
upstairs. You're grounded.

Hey, that was lucky. We should do this
once a week.

Veronica!

Yeah?

How could you pull such a sleazy stunt?

We took you into our home.

Treated you like our own child.

Yeah, well, I didn't ask to become your
kid.

asked to work in a factory.

I don't understand what all this is
supposed to prove. You're trying to make

into something I'm not.

Look, your mom's dying wish was that you
grow up, Veronica. I'm trying to

prepare you for life.

Not the life I'm going to have. I'm
going to be dealing with rich people

problems. What do you know about that?

Look, I know about rich people's
problems, okay? I know what it's like to

fortune only to have your family and
friends suck you dry until all your

millions are gone.

M .C. Hammer band the music.

Such a waste of time. I don't want to
use Mel to get my money, but if I have

I will.

You can't just get what you want in life
by manipulating men.

I folded your whites just how you like
them.

Max, she's just using you.

Here's the thing about that, Dad.

I don't care.

Are you going to write me a check for my
inheritance or not?

Hell no.

All right. I guess we'll just have to
play the mail card tomorrow.

I hope he's not too hard on you. And
remember, you made me do this.

That's it.

That was the last straw. I can't take it
anymore. I want her out of this house.

God!

Let it go.

I say we give Veronica her money and
send her on her way.

If she screws up her life, that's her
problem.

No, Auntie.

I'm not letting her off that easy.

She wants to mess with me, it's the
home.

And I'm going to win because the only
one who can outsmart George Lopez is me.

I did it once and I don't know why, but
I'm pretty sure I had it coming.

She has Mel in the palm of her hand. You
better watch it.

No, she better watch it. She doesn't
know that I have the killer instinct.

She thinks she's a shark.

I'm a hammerhead.

I see everything with my eyes.

Wake up on me? I don't think so.

Where am I?

Underneath you.

I see you. Don't walk away from me.

Brownie.

No problem.

What? You don't mind doing my work?

No, I won't be doing it for long.

Hello, you ready for lunch, kitten?

Hey, Veronica, you know, why don't you
take the afternoon off?

Are you serious?

Yeah, take the whole...

You know, Mel, I'm sorry for the way I
reacted when I found out you were dating

my niece. So to make it up to you, got
you a suite at the Montage Resort.

Beautiful beach, but I don't know if you
kids will be leaving the room.

Oh, I can't believe Georgia is so great.

Oh, I got to get a refill on my little
magic pills and we are good to go.

I'm calling your bluff.

I can handle all the work Mel gives me,
but you can only tease him for so long.

What's the matter? You didn't see that
coming, huh?

Veronica, what's a holdup? Come on,
let's go. Uh, Mel, can we go next week?

promised a friend I'd help her move
tonight.

I'll get some guys from the loading dock
to help you.

Did I tell you I got the sweetheart's
package free champagne and herbal body

oil?

drunk, and oily. Hot they get it.

Mel, I really don't think I should go. I
have a ton of work I gotta do here.

So, are you saying that you're gonna
stay here and do your work like you're

supposed to?

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on. I know what's going on here.

You're afraid I'm gonna be a little too
much for you, aren't you?

Tell you what, I'll start off with just
half a pill.

I'm sorry about that, Mel. You know, she
really does have a lot of work to do.

No, that's all right.

It's so nice of you to get me the hotel
room. It's a shame to waste it.

I'll call another little lady friend of
mine. So why don't you give me that

hotel confirmation number? Hang on. Did
you tell me to cancel this reservation?

Yep, she even got her first paycheck.

Good for her.

She must be so excited.

Yeah, come here. I'll show you.

See, this is what the factory does to
you.

You start out like that, and you end up
like that.