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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:02,980 So glad you're home. 2 00:00:03,460 --> 00:00:05,220 Can you ever forgive me, George? 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:06,700 No. 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,400 When my mom and I had that fight, I told you one of us had to go. 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:10,840 You took her side. 6 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,180 Not gonna work. 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,480 Look at the lace. 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,360 What do I have to do to make it up to you, honey? 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,780 I don't know if you can, Angie. 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,600 You mean I have to leave our own house and go live with Ernie? Well, I'll do 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,600 anything. 12 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:35,540 Anything. 13 00:00:37,060 --> 00:00:40,540 I have something in mind. 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,380 Remember our weekend at the lake? 15 00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:45,640 Remember our song? 16 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,660 Thank you. 17 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,640 and Angie Song. 18 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:44,480 I'll be all right. We just had a fight. 19 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,960 She doesn't get that I can't live with my mom anymore. 20 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:49,580 Not if she's gonna treat me like crap in my own house. 21 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:52,840 Yeah. Hey, you don't need anybody bringing you down. 22 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,820 It's important that you feel good about yourself. 23 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,820 Oh, no. Not the motivational tapes again. 24 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,240 My morning ritual. 25 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,780 You are a confident, healthy man. 26 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,280 Women find you irresistible. 27 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,759 I am a confident, healthy man. 28 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,670 Women find me irresistible. 29 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:19,590 Do you have a tape that motivates you to wear a longer robe? Because I'm tired 30 00:02:19,590 --> 00:02:20,930 of waking up to the fruit basket. 31 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,810 Max, before you go, can you take the trash out? 32 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,330 That's Dad's job. 33 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,730 Well, you can do it until he comes home. 34 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:40,290 If he comes home. Max! 35 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:43,890 Just temporary. 36 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,830 Your father's coming home. 37 00:02:46,430 --> 00:02:50,590 Yeah? Jimmy Peterson's father said he was leaving for a day and he never came 38 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:54,550 back. That's different. Jimmy's dad went to Sweden and he came back as Jimmy's 39 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:55,550 aunt. 40 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:04,710 If you don't believe me, just check out the giant bear claws on the woman who 41 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:05,710 picks him up from school. 42 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,610 Dad said he's not coming back until Grandma leaves. 43 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,900 If we can get along with her, why can't he? 44 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,300 Well, honey, sit down. 45 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,700 It's not that simple. 46 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:21,760 When your grandma moved in, it brought up a lot of old issues with your father. 47 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:24,040 He had a really tough childhood. 48 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,860 Mainly because of your grandma. 49 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 Not judging. 50 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,120 Not listening. 51 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,420 I'll tell you what. 52 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,240 Until your dad comes home, you can be the man of the house. 53 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,380 Oh, Mom, don't forget, I'll be home late. We've got that field trip today. 54 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:46,020 To where? A strip club? 55 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,680 Go change. You look like a slut. Max! 56 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,360 What? I'm the man of the house. 57 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,620 That's what Dad would say. 58 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:04,940 Seriously, go change. 59 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:17,980 All my friends know the lowrider. 60 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:24,720 The lowrider is a little higher. 61 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,200 Morning, Cardenas. 62 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,700 Morning, Georgie. 63 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,060 I made you some breakfast, George. 64 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:46,060 Oh. 65 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:52,020 Juice box, chocolate cereal, and cartoons. 66 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,920 Hey, after breakfast, you want to ride our big wheels? 67 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:01,320 Well, I'd have to move some stuff around in the garage, but yeah, okay. 68 00:05:51,470 --> 00:05:52,990 Give that cereal a chance to get soggy. 69 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:56,650 Dude, it says there's a toy airplane in here. Did you get it out? 70 00:05:57,310 --> 00:05:58,670 She's going at that bull pretty fast. 71 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:01,009 Don't worry. 72 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:03,270 If it's not salty or sugary, she'll spit it out. 73 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,960 All right, because her eyes just closed and her head went down. 74 00:06:24,140 --> 00:06:24,899 Oh, yeah. 75 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:27,200 She likes to pray after meals when she has more energy. 76 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,760 Is she still praying? 77 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,560 No, she's sleeping now. 78 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:43,100 Hey, after work today, I'll clear out half my closet so you can put your suits 79 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,100 in there. 80 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,540 Thanks, but I won't be here that long. 81 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,360 Pretty soon my mom will drive Angie crazy and she'll be begging me to move 82 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,120 What if it takes longer than you think? 83 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:53,899 I don't care. 84 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:57,180 Look, I think I can take living here longer than Angie can take living with 85 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:58,180 mom. 86 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,560 That's all right, Dad. I got it. 87 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,020 What's that bell for? Oh, she's done eating. That's her bathroom bell. 88 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,560 I'm done eating, too. 89 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,320 I tried leaving early this morning. 90 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,120 You want to give me a hand? 91 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,860 I like to pray after I eat, too. 92 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,020 Thank you. 93 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:39,060 So, how's life at Ernie's? 94 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,200 If it's not work -related, I'm not talking to you. 95 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:46,580 Fine. I'm just here because I need for you to sign this. 96 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,120 What happened to your back? 97 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:57,920 Ernie stepped out for a minute, the bell rang, and I didn't lift with my legs. 98 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,140 Well, 99 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,520 I'm having a good time at your house. 100 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,860 Get back to work, Mom. 101 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,700 Yeah, I'm just sitting around with my feet up, letting Angie make all the 102 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:11,700 decisions. 103 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,600 Did you come up with that last night when you were spooning with Ernie? 104 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:37,980 That was an accident. 105 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,400 But at least I can keep a man in my bed. That's right. 106 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:51,840 When Ernie gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he comes 107 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,840 back. 108 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,010 Yeah? 109 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,410 Oh, yeah, sure, baby, no problem. 110 00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,010 All right, I'll see you after work. 111 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,810 I knew it! Pack your bags, bat! 112 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:19,950 What'd she say? 113 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,830 She wants me to come home tonight. I knew she couldn't take living with you. 114 00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:24,470 She can't kick me out. 115 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,070 Where am I gonna stay? 116 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:27,550 How about the zoo? 117 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:32,010 They'll give you a bucket of food till they figure out what you are, tag your 118 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,010 ear, be nice. 119 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,819 The fight's over. 120 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,740 Your mom caved and said she needed me. So I said, I won. Excuse me. 121 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,780 But she says when you guys fight, nobody wins because you could both be right in 122 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:57,780 your own way. 123 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:59,440 That there's what we call loser talk. 124 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,720 I'm back. 125 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,140 Who missed their daily dose of vitamin G? 126 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:08,780 Oh, hey, honey. 127 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,880 I get it. 128 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,780 You don't want to hug me because you're afraid you won't be able to stop 129 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,780 yourself. 130 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,050 You missed this. 131 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:21,790 You need this. You got to, got to have this. 132 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,750 That's what you need to need to tell yourself. 133 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:32,070 You staying for dinner? I'll set you another plate. 134 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:35,130 What do you mean if I'm staying for dinner? There's already four plates 135 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:46,630 I thought you were kicking my mom out. You said you wanted me home. 136 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:48,330 I do. I wanted to give you this. 137 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,050 Clean the gutters, change the furnace filter. What the hell is this? 138 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,930 Your chores. They've been piling up since you've been gone. 139 00:10:57,910 --> 00:10:58,910 No, no, no, no, no. 140 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,410 Look, I've made a stand. Angie, you don't do chores once you've made a 141 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:07,990 You are still part of this family. 142 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:12,370 And just because you're being stubborn doesn't mean you don't have 143 00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,810 responsibilities. Look. 144 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:18,690 I'm trying to force you to choose between me or my mom. If I do these 145 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:22,190 the only leverage I'll have would be the good stuff. Watch out. Wait for the 146 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:23,190 twins. 147 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:30,850 Circular. I'm going to put it in reverse. Watch out. Beep, beep, beep. 148 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:36,110 Honey, you know I want you back. 149 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:41,090 Maybe a little less after that, but I do. 150 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:42,990 Then why are you taking her side? 151 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,830 I'm not. I'm not taking her side. 152 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:48,270 I want you home. The only thing keeping you away is you. 153 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:52,250 No, the only thing keeping me away is the way my mom treats me. 154 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:56,490 Actually, I can't live with her disrespecting me. Well, it's not easy 155 00:11:56,490 --> 00:12:00,150 us. But her house burnt down, and you know she's afraid to live alone. 156 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,190 But you can't just put her out on the street. 157 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:04,570 The bars close at 2. 158 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,530 The sun comes up at 6. 159 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:12,690 We're talking about four hours of her just fighting up weirdos in the park. 160 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,490 is going to live here. 161 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:23,650 Fine, then I'm not. 162 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:27,270 Then... I guess there's nothing left to talk about. 163 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,310 Carmen! Mac! Dinner! 164 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,250 Fine, then I'll go. 165 00:12:33,270 --> 00:12:34,290 You're leaving again? 166 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,690 I thought you won. 167 00:12:36,610 --> 00:12:39,730 I did win. I'm just going over to Ernie's to celebrate for a couple days. 168 00:12:56,150 --> 00:13:02,110 watching. Why are we doing this? Because we are a happy family and he needs to 169 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,110 see what he's missing out on. 170 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:51,990 helping me get my mom out of the tub. 171 00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:57,750 Listen, tell her I'm sorry, man. When she slipped, I just reached out. 172 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,650 I still don't know what I grabbed. 173 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,270 Dude, it's not your fault. 174 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,110 Yeah, I know, but I shouldn't have yelled, oh, gross, it feels like 175 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,050 Hey, don't worry about it. 176 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:16,070 If you're still here next week, I'll get my dad to help me wash her. 177 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:19,570 Yeah, well, the way things are going, I probably will be here next week. 178 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,960 Hey, don't take it so hard. 179 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,120 Man, the kids were eating dinner, laughing, having a good time. It didn't 180 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,200 matter that I wasn't there. 181 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,440 Hey, George, I bet deep down they miss you. 182 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,380 Shouldn't have looked like it. 183 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,980 Hey, I can't have a sad sack in here. 184 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,460 Read the sign. 185 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760 Watch out. 186 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:05,540 supposed to do hey be a man move out you gotta get your own apartment i don't 187 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,940 know come on look i just moved out of my house because the way my mom was 188 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:13,839 treating me you can do this yeah but this is different all right my mom needs 189 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:18,900 my dad can't take care of her by himself look i don't know a lot about 190 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:23,579 psychology but i know it can't be healthy for a man to see his mom naked 191 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,680 Saved a lot of money living at home. Get a nurse to help her around. A male one. 192 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:34,900 Somebody that works out. 193 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,860 And it wouldn't hurt if he had a forklift. 194 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:45,140 If I had my own place, I could play my music whenever I wanted to. 195 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,760 Watch my own shows. 196 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,680 Be loud when I get freaky with my dates. 197 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,820 And that's another thing. I want a date. 198 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,380 So move on. 199 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,680 I'll help you find an apartment. 200 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,040 You'd do that for me, George? Absolutely. 201 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,960 I'll even stay with you, bro, till you get on your feet. 202 00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:07,940 Hey, you know what? 203 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,520 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get my own place. 204 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:12,800 That's what I'm talking about. I'll have to be hard. Yeah. 205 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,539 You know what? 206 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,700 I'm gonna start right now. 207 00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,060 I'm gonna turn on some... 208 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,839 right thing, George? 209 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:51,840 Hell yeah. 210 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,220 You're going to love living here. Hey, did you see that girl by the pool? 211 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:55,720 You should go down there and talk to her. 212 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,120 The one in the bikini? 213 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,080 I don't stand a chance with her. 214 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,140 Not the hot one, the pasty one next to her with the giant mole. 215 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,480 Oh, I didn't see her. 216 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,499 I'll unpack. 217 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,500 You go talk to her. 218 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:14,860 I don't know. 219 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,720 I never know how to start a conversation. 220 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,120 It's easy. 221 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,300 than you started to be. 222 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,920 Wave like a man, twinkle fingers. 223 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,380 All right, now you're the creepy guy upstairs. 224 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,100 Maybe I should call my parents. 225 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:37,080 Ernie, it hasn't even been a day. 226 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,740 I know, but it didn't end so good. 227 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:44,300 My dad called me an ungrateful son, and my mom, she was so hurt, she wouldn't 228 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,400 even roll over so I could say goodbye to her face. 229 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,080 Maybe she started. Maybe you left before she got around. 230 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,420 Look, give them time, man. They'll get over it. 231 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,240 Yeah, but what if they don't? 232 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,120 I don't have anyone else in my life. 233 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,440 Yeah, you do. You got me. 234 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,120 We're like brothers, man, more than that. 235 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,640 You and I are blood brothers, man. That's a bond that nothing can break. 236 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,040 Hello, Angie? 237 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:17,780 Okay, I'll be right there. 238 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,820 Something happened to Max at school. He's all right, but I got to go home. 239 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,820 are you taking your suitcase? 240 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,999 Dude, it's my son. 241 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,480 I'm not coming back. Family's all you got. 242 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,220 You are a confident, healthy man. 243 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,780 Women find you irresistible. 244 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,640 I am a confident, healthy man. 245 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:54,800 Women find me irresistible. 246 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,700 You are a leader. 247 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,140 You are a force to be reckoned with. 248 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,600 You are the master of your own destiny. I am a leader. 249 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,020 I am a force to be reckoned with. 18354

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