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Look, if the police don't search her runaway, then who am I supposed to call?

Well, what would a 15 -year -old girl have to do before the police could start

looking for her?

Okay, well, it's good I called because I checked my daughter's stuffed animals

and her assault rifle's missing.

The one with the night scope.

Daddy, I'm home.

Carmen, thank God.

My God, Zach got you pregnant? I'll kill him. No, no, no, no.

It wasn't Zach.

It was my new boyfriend.

It's amazing how girls always go for a mirror image of their father.

Look at that.

Carrot top?

Carmen, you're having a baby with carrot top?

Wait, do you see how little baby Carrot's going to look? Look at this.

Feed me, change me, love me.

Papa!

How'd you come down here? Carmen's home, and she's pregnant.

That's great!

We can do Lamaze together.

What the hell is going on here?

Mom!

I hope the head on this one is smaller than yours.

I'm not as flexible as I used to be.

and come out.

Dad?

Dad? Dad?

If you're lucky, the belly button.

What? No, Colin's on the phone.

Is she okay?

She's okay.

Where is she? Let me talk to her.

Honey, where are you?

Have you been eating?

Who cares if she's been eating? Let me talk to her.

anymore. I put medication in his coffee. He doesn't even know he's taking it.

Hey, listen, Carmen, your little road trip with Zach is over.

Tell me where you are. I'm coming to get you.

She hung up.

I told you it would screw with your head to call your parents. I know.

I shouldn't have called.

Cheer up.

We're in San Francisco, the most romantic city in the world.

Now let's go kill this vodka.

All that just for us?

That's why we're going to drink in the hotel room.

If you get dizzy, there'll be a bed for you to lie down on.

I'll take care of you.

You're always thinking of me.

My dad is so wrong about you.

It's a cell phone call. The phone company can't trace it.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Hey, come on now. Let's look on the bright side.

At least you know she's okay.

There's hope.

Sometimes hope is all you get.

Oh, with all the crap these kids can get into on the street, alcohol, drugs,

prostitution, pornography, sometimes all four at once.

I'm sure Carmen will be home soon.

Angie, how do you know?

Because... Maybe... Her pimp

will give her off for Thanksgiving.

All my ring, no below rider.

No, brother.

Get a little higher.

Hey, any word on Carmen?

No, not since the last call.

Well, if there's anything I can do, George, you know, just ask.

Yeah, you can tell me when I became worse than my mother.

What are you talking about?

Well, she was horrible, dude, and I never ran away.

Why run away?

Dude, living with your mom was already like being on the street.

There was no food, no heat, and you were always getting yelled at by a crazy

lady drinking out of a paper bag.

You know, when I was three, I used to put my sippy cup in a brown paper bag.

I thought that's just the way you drank things.

Ernie. Hey. Goodbye.

George, I heard from my son.

Where are they?

Where did you take Carmen? Why don't we talk in here? It'll be more private.

No, I think everyone can hear us through the fence. All right, not private.

Just... Savior.

Zack, get out here!

What the hell's going on?

And where the hell is my daughter?

Boy,

I am glad I went with the cage sink.

He snuck into the house last night. I found him sleeping on the couch.

Tell me where she is.

Look, I don't care if you are the boss's son. I swear to God, I'll kill you.

She's still in San Francisco. She ditched me at some club in the hate.

I don't know where she is now. All right, listen to me, man.

We'll go up there and find her. And if anything's happened to my little girl, I

will beat you into a coma.

And I don't care if I have to sit by your bedside for 20 years. The second

wake up, bam, right back in the coma.

Then I'll keep doing it. Where am I? Bam!

Where am I? Bam!

Sir, visiting hours are over. Bam, I just hit a nurse.

Zach, get out of here now.

You better hope my daughter's all right!

Ow!

George!

George, I found Zach and I stopped him good!

Merle, your son has been in a terrible accident.

Here are the flyers for San Francisco. This is the most recent picture of

Carmen. You know, Carmen might have changed her look, so I made my own

with a computer.

Here, look.

This is Carmen with blonde hair.

Here she is if she saved her head and joined a cult.

This is if she was part monkey.

I think I know what's going on here, son.

You miss your sister and you don't know how to deal with it.

Yeah, that's probably it.

Now, here's the same monkey picture, except now she has a pickle for a nose.

I'm here to help. Let's do it.

Where do you think you're going?

Hey, Angie, what's your dad doing here?

Since I'm staying here with Max, I thought someone should go with you.

Well, why does someone?

Need to go with me. I picked up some literature on how to deal with runaways.

When you find Carmen, you're not supposed to confront her.

Don't fight.

Don't judge. Just let your child know they'll be welcome back with open arms.

I asked Daddy to go with you to make sure you don't lose your cool.

Yeah. That'll keep me calm.

Six hours in the car with that heavy Cuban accent.

Making every sign sound angry. Sacramento!

No sexy.

I will lower my voice, George, because I know how this feels.

I too drove my princess into the arms of a man with no future.

That was me.

No, Chico, no. This was before you. Hey, this guy made a helicopter part and had

a tiny little head.

Let's go.

Just remember not to fight with Carmen. She's feeling really alone right now.

Give her time to process her emotions.

Fine.

Let's go.

Look, I don't care what Angie says, okay? I'll bring her home kicking and

screaming if I have to. And if you don't agree with that, don't even get in the

car. Hey, if I didn't agree, would I have brought serotonin in my medical

One sign of resistance and...

out like a light.

Out to San Francisco!

You know what, Vic?

Why don't you take a handful of those now, and I'll wake you up when we get

there.

George?

If you want my opinion as a cardiologist, if Carmen's been wandering

Francisco for two weeks...

She's about to drop dead from this freaking hill.

Suck it up.

Look, we've only been at it for three days and this is a big city. So we'll

finish up here, then we'll head up to the Castro.

The what?

It's a neighborhood, Vic.

How could they name a neighborhood the Castro?

You don't see me going for falafel in the Hitler town.

Let's just finish this block.

I think this block is covered.

Hey, hey, hey, come on, come on. Don't worry, my friend. Everything is going to

be fine.

Hello? Are you putting up pictures of Carmen Lopez?

Yeah, do you know where she is?

She's at the Regal Plaza, suite 963.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Hey, is she okay?

Just hurry. I don't know how much longer she'll be there.

She's at a suite at the Regal Plaza. It's just up that hill.

963.

Carmen's in that room.

Hey, where do you think you're going, man? I have to get in there. Yeah, so

every other brother in this hotel.

I don't think you understand. I'm Dr.

Vic Palmetto, cardiologist. The hotel sent me up here.

Somebody's having heart pain.

Okay, so who's he?

This is my nurse, George.

Nurse practitioner.

Let me check. Hold on.

Carmen!

Hey, senior, I'm sorry. I'll take care of it.

Relax, man. That's my daughter.

That's your pops?

Yeah.

You want them out of here?

Carby, get your stuff. I'm taking you home. No.

No, we're not going anywhere. I'm staying with my friends.

Friends? How do you even know these people?

Well, Zach broke up with me at a club, and I was crying in the bathroom, and

of Chingy's dancers was there to cheer me up, so we just started hanging.

Who's Chingy?

Is she okay, George?

Hey, what is Chingy doing here?

Okay, get your stuff. I'm taking you home. No. God, no. We're not going

anywhere. These are my new family. They're going to protect me.

A lady doesn't want to go.

A lady doesn't go.

The lady's 15.

I'm out.

I made all your favorites. You must be hungry.

You know what?

Before we get to the angel food cake, I want you to know that I didn't lose my

cool or confront Carmen the whole six -hour ride home.

But call me old -fashioned.

I think we got some things to talk about.

Yeah, like punishment.

We're not going to talk about punishment now.

We're just glad she's home.

What?

We have to talk about punishment.

I think I should get her cell phone. Mac.

Hey, I was here.

I'm the good one.

I did all her chores.

I think I should at least get her laptop.

Mac.

Go to bed. Now.

Yeah, this is a real good lesson for me. I'll see you guys.

I'm George.

It's none of your business anyway.

Everything you do is my business.

You have issues.

You know, you're damn right I have issues.

Look, I tried to give you everything I never had and you run away from it. Oh,

yeah, I have everything.

I have a father and a mother who treat me like a baby and control everything I

do.

Carmen,

you're lucky you have parents who care.

Look, I didn't have a dad.

And I would pray that my mom would come home sick so I could hear before

bedtime.

If I was lucky, she'd get him drunk with the spin, so she'd have to hold on to

me.

That was my hug. George.

Remember the literature?

She's home safe and sound. We should be happy now.

Look, Angie, don't try to pretend everything's all right, okay? Because it

wasn't all right last night when you were crying.

Maybe you should have thought of that when you told me to leave. Stop it!

We all need to give each other time to accept...

to accept the reunification process.

Sorry, Mom.

Well, it's all over now. You're home, huh?

And I am not going to hammer you with questions.

You want some tea, honey?

Sugar? Cream?

Are you a woman now, cookie?

You said you weren't going to do that.

I'm sorry.

So what grade is Tingy in?

And next on Inside the Music, we'll look at rap groupies. If you think it's wild

backstage at the show.

Wait till you see what happens at the hotel with the hoes.

Unfortunately, the wide -eyed fawn has wandered too far from the herd.

Notice how she seems unprepared when the large stag gets into the mating

position. Where do you think you're going?

Out.

It's your first night home. You think you're going out?

Why shouldn't I? I've been going out every night for two weeks.

So you didn't get enough in San Francisco?

Enough?

What does that mean? You know what that means. No, I don't.

You were in a hotel room alone with Zach.

I can't think I know what happened.

You think I had sex with Zach?

Well, I didn't.

He tried to get me to, but I wouldn't. Yeah, right.

How stupid do you think I am?

It's San Francisco.

You got men and women, women and women, men and men.

Saskia's not free for all up there.

Nothing happened.

He tried to get me drunk, and I wouldn't do that either.

Okay, what do you want to do? You want to take me to a doctor and test me? I'm

still a virgin.

They have a test?

You know what? We'll go right now. What time is it? Nine o 'clock? We'll go to

the urgent care. Let's go.

Dad!

I didn't do anything. Don't lie to me!

I didn't!

You raised me...

No, I didn't Wasn't there enough

Worked too hard. I lost my temper.

It's way too tough on you

Yeah,

you were but Whenever Zach wanted to do something, I kept hearing your voice.

Don't do anything you'd be ashamed to tell me or mom about.

It worked, okay?

I'm pretty sure your mom told you that, but I'll take it.

Well, since we're admitting stuff, you're right about Zach. He was only

one thing.

You know, baby, I wish I could say it's not going to happen again, but I'm

always going to be right.

So, are we okay here?

Yeah, we're okay.

Why don't you get some sleep, baby? You've had a long day.

I will.

Right after I go out.

You're going out?

But you just got back.

You're not going out.

Okay.

I get it. It's too soon.

I'll just go to bed.

Thank you.

But things are different now.

I'm different.

I partied with Chingy and I shared a sandwich with a homeless guy.

I've done it all.

So, no more curfews and no more rule. I'm an adult.

George, Angie, tomorrow night, I'm going out.

She didn't call me Angie.

She's right. Things are different.

They're worse.

What are we going to do with her? You know what? She's in her own bed now.

Let's just try to have one night of peace.

And in the final act of dominance, the parent chip bashes the adolescent chip

with a rock in the head, ending its brief life.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't change it. I like this show.

You know, if I'd have realized how much you worried my parents, I never would

have run away when I was a kid.

Chasing the ice cream man, Ernie, is not running away.

I ran away once.

I was gone for three weeks.

What made you decide to come home?

Oh, I finally figured out how to get out of that trucker's cab.

I bet he left the door open.

Even a serial killer knows when he's bitten off more than he can chew.

He fell asleep at a rest stop and I hit him with his own thermos.

47 times.

There's some lettuce that never made it to Bakersfield.

I had the greatest running away story of all.

But I was running to something.

I left Mother Cuba for Father Freedom.

It was 1961.

Hold, hold.

Where is my thermit?