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In your order.

The boss is looking for you.

Oh.

Thank you, David.

So, how's my boy doing?

How's he doing as the boss's son, or how's he doing as a worker?

Let's start with worker.

Bad attitude, late, incompetent. Okay, let's try boss's son. Bad attitude,

incompetent. I look forward to working for him someday. Look, I'll be honest.

Zach's had some problems. You know, getting kicked out of school and

Part of that is my fault for not being there.

I mean, every 16 -year -old kid needs a father.

Didn't he turn 17 yesterday?

That's why the nanny kept tugging my arm, saying, Fiesta, fiesta, senor.

Well, good luck.

Hey, man, that better not be a personal call.

No, it's a sheet metal supplier.

Look, the boss just walked in, so can you get to the point? My dad's there?

He's correct.

He'd kill us if he knew we were talking.

This is kind of exciting, isn't it?

I agree with you on that last point. Look, I'm not the buyer here, but I have

seen your product, and I like it.

You like it, huh?

So what are you going to do about it?

Well, Friday I'm going to have to tour that factory of yours.

You are so bad.

I'm as bad as you want me to be.

Who the hell are you talking to?

Carmen.

You think you're funny, don't you?

Look, I told you, you don't go near my daughter. You don't even mention her

name.

Look, I don't know who you are, but if you're with this guy, you're a girl

got some serious self -esteem issues.

Fight it, fathead.

Man, all these teenage girls sound alike to me.

Mom, be careful.

That they could tip over and crush you.

And your little witch feet will curl up and get sucked inside.

You can leave me alone.

Look, your fiancé just walked out on you. He's taking a couple of days off.

don't you do the same? I'm fine.

I just want my damn candy bar.

And I want everybody to stop talking about Randy.

Okay, listen up, people.

Randy dumped Benny last night.

Just one month before their wedding. Now, that's sad for Benny, but, boy,

great for me because that's the date I picked in the pool.

That's right.

Pay up, suckers.

Mel.

Oh, geez, Benny.

Boy, I'm sorry. I didn't think you would be in today.

I don't believe this.

You all had a pool that I wouldn't get married?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. No, no, we had...

Then he can't keep a man who will see something.

Did you know about this?

Yeah, I knew about it. Okay, but I thought everybody was wrong for doing

Okay, that's why I put $200 down that you would make it all the way to your

wedding day.

I get it. My life is just a joke to you people.

20 bucks, that's Mel's car.

Boy, this was a great idea.

Bringing me back to the place where my fiancé broke my heart.

Hey, after this, why don't we go to the alley behind the car wash, you know,

where you were conceived?

Mom, please, why don't you just chill out and drink your beer, okay? You need

stop thinking about Randy.

Hey, Benny.

I'm sorry about what Randy did to you. That's low.

Go ahead. Take your best shot.

No, no. I mean it. I mean it. I'm sorry.

Men suck.

You know, amen to that.

They take what they want, and then they just throw you away. Well, I got no use

for them.

Please.

If my shower massager could mow the lawn, I would never talk to another man

again.

All this time I thought you were screaming in there because the water was

You know what would make this world a better place?

As soon as the doctor says it's a boy, you should smother it.

Sometimes you get a big enough pillow.

You know, I'm going to step away so that you ladies can speak freely.

You know what?

I am done with men forever.

Me too. I'm not even going to miss them. Me.

either.

To be honest, I'm gonna miss the sex.

You don't need a man to have sex.

I am sticking with the shower.

Listen, Benny, Gina, I heard you talking and I just wanted you to know we're not

all bad.

So how about I play the next round?

Save it, Bob.

We both know you came over here because you saw a couple of drunk, vulnerable

foxes you want to get in the sack. Yeah.

No, I swear on my mother's life. She's about your age. That never crossed my

mind.

Why don't you act like your hair and disappear?

Or how about I act like Randy and disappear?

What did you just say?

You heard me.

You better take that back.

What are you going to do, climb a ladder and throw that bear in my face?

You're going to come down here.

You can't go home, Mom. Bob knows where you live.

Bob who?

You know, big, scary Bob from work.

She kicked him in the little scary bubs.

Is he going to press charges?

You know, he didn't say.

Angie, you know, after you've been wrecked, the last thing you feel like

is chatting. Hello?

He's right, Mom. It happened to me at soccer.

You've never had pain like that down there.

birth to you, honey.

Yeah, whatever.

You know, if it's so tough, why are there five billion people in the world?

What are you gonna do about your mom?

I'm gonna put an end to this right now.

Look, Mom, I don't care how upset you are. You can't go around picking bar

fights. Okay, you're not in your 40s anymore.

The next time you feel a violent impulse, you need to stab.

Stop.

Assess.

And breathe.

I got one for you, George.

The poidy.

You are not getting the chips. The pointy!

Man, this is worse than Mel said.

Yeah, someone smashed up the whole factory.

Who the hell would do this?

Well, none of the doors or windows were broken, so Mel thinks it was an inside

job. Hey, I have an alibi.

Nobody's saying it's you or anything. I was out with a woman last night, all

right?

Okay, now I'm a little suspicious.

My dad wants to see you.

No, damn it, that's too long. I can't wait for that.

It's going to take the rest of the week to fix those machines. We're going to

have to shut down.

George, I want a name. Okay, I'm on it.

Question everyone. I'll find out. Good, because when you bring me the person who

did this, I am going to fire them.

Then I'm going to call them back in. Pretend it was a joke.

Apologize. And then fire them again.

Then I'm going to call them at home. Tell them it was all just a big

misunderstanding. Offer them a raise to come back in. And then I'm going to fire

them again.

Then I'm going to create a dummy company. I'm going to put an ad in the

Hey, loser. I got it, okay.

has any idea who might have done this, please come and see me in my office.

Be strictly confidential.

I think it was Benny.

I said come in my office.

Yeah, but whoever did it only smashed up one locker, Randy's. All right, that

doesn't prove anything.

Yeah, but what if she came back to Thirsty's last night that she was going

burn the factory to the ground?

I'm just asking.

It's got to be Benny.

Now, whoever thinks it's somebody other than my mother, please follow me to my

office.

What's the word on the floor, George?

I couldn't go all day without doing it.

You came all the way here just to do that?

Yeah.

Then you might as well do it right.

One of the workers trashed the factory and we had to shut it down.

Oh, my God.

Who would do that?

I'm just messing with you. What's going to happen to your mom?

I don't know.

I mean, I want to believe she didn't do it, Angie, but all the evidence points

to her.

This is just perfect.

It's just like everything else in this country now.

You're guilty until proven innocent.

You know what? This is all because of the New England Patriots Act.

gay marriages. Pick up a newspaper.

Your mom's here.

So, did you hear about the factory?

Yeah, I heard it's a myth.

So how did you hurt your hand?

Oh, I got drunk last night. I fell. I sprained my wrist.

That's why I didn't come in.

Really? So let me get this straight.

You just happened to hurt your hand the same day that somebody trashed the

factory. What are you saying?

I'm saying that you were mad at Mel.

You smashed the microwave. You kicked Big Bob in his whales.

And you told Gina you were going to burn the factory down.

Yeah, I was mad at Mel about the pool.

Big Bob deserved it.

You know, Gina's just mad because I don't do the AC doocy. Mom!

Randy's locker was the only one smashed. Now, how do you explain that?

You know what?

They just need somebody to blame, and I'm the easy choice.

Look, do you know how serious this is?

Mom, we have to shut the factory down. People are going to lose their

Look, I can't protect you this time.

Jordan, I know that this doesn't look good.

I did not trash the factory. Why can't you believe me?

Because you've lied to me your whole life.

You said that my dad was dead, that I didn't have a sister.

You said that that plastic garbage bag you threw in the river was a hamster

submarine.

And when his mission was over, Mr. Winky would come back.

What do you want to hear?

That I was trying to push him back in his cage with the barbecue fork? Is that

better?

Is that what happened?

What do you want to hear?

That I was drunk and I thought he was one of my house slippers?

Fuck!

Is that better?

You know what? You've been lying so much, you don't even remember what the

is.

Look, everyone at the factory is saying that it's you.

All right? I'm going to have to tell Mel.

You do what you have to do, but I'm going to tell you one thing.

I always stood up for you.

No matter what they accused you of, you know, breaking a window, cheating on a

test.

I don't care.

I said he didn't do it because you were my son.

You could have killed somebody. I would have gone on the TV and said he's a good

boy.

Even after I hid the body.

So you go in, Mr. Manager.

And do your job tomorrow.

Sorry about Mr. Winky, Dad.

Grandma shouldn't have lied about something you loved.

You're right, Max.

Hey, remember when I told you that NASA picked your pet snake Ruben for that

secret space mission?

Yeah.

You know, that's not necessarily what happened. You know, I put him in the

yard to sun himself and I forgot and I mowed the lawn.

I want to say goodbye to him.

Over there.

Max.

And over there.

Max.

And there was some right here.

His tail was like that, wasn't it?

This is going to be difficult, but I know who's responsible for the

Okay, look, Mel, before you say anything, I want you to know that I came

this morning fully prepared to fire my mother. Good.

It's been a long time coming. Consider it done.

Look, even though all the evidence points to her, she told me she didn't do

Mel, and I'm willing to put my job on the line that she's telling the truth.

Well, of course she is. My idiot son did it.

And the little snot ripped up the place just to tick me off.

How did you know he did it?

Well, I checked the handwriting on the graffiti against the I hate you daddy

thing he wrote in the psychologist's office.

But we're still firing your mom, though, right? Because, boy, I could use some

good news.

There's no reason to fire my mom now.

How about that Christmas party where I got drunk and she shaved my leg?

It never grows back the same, George.

Look, Mel, I'm not going to fire my mom, and that's final.

Fine.

Thanks, Mel. I mean, come on, man. Would you fire your mom for something she

didn't do? Oh, man.

I just wish she was alive so I could do it again.

You're all idiots.

You make a few mistakes in your life, some misdemeanors, a couple of assaults.

Can I tell you something?

You can't tell anybody.

I thought you were showing. Hey, 15, you beat me by a year.

No.

Okay.

I like this boy, but everyone misunderstands him. They think he's,

something, but he's not. He's really sweet and gentle.

Shouldn't you be having this conversation with your mother? What the

she do?

Am I fired?

Nope. You're still hanging to the same thread you've been clinging to for 36

years.

Drop the hook.

Mel's son was looking for attention. He took it out on the factory.

Zach Powers did this?

Hey, I told you that dude was a criminal.

God help the skank that falls in love with him.

I don't understand.

I thought all the evidence pointed to me.

waves and hamsters.

Hey, look, don't give me any crap, Mom. I went in there and I took a stand for

you. Oh, get out of here. No, no, no.

I stood up for you, Mom, and I feel good about it. You know why? Because for the

first time in my life, wow, you were telling the truth.

Well, that'd be nice.

Okay, here's the truth.

I went into the factory yesterday morning.

Remember, I was mad at you.

Does that only hurt your palm?

No, no.

I did this breaking into Mel's liquor cabinet, so, you know, I kind of worked

that out, too.

Okay, please.

Be finished.

George, I am telling you this because I love you.

What?

Oh.

The lies are back.

I'm home again.

violent impulse, you need to stab.

Stop.

Okay.