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Well, I checked the suggestion box I set up and I don't think the workers are

taking it seriously.

Why not?

Listen to these suggestions.

Try a shorter skirt.

Wear white on rainy days.

Drop more things.

I guess you didn't get my suggestion.

What was that?

Don't bother George with a suggestion box.

Man, you're still frozen on this website.

What?

Find a family.

I'm trying to find my father.

It turns out he's alive, man. My mom's lied to me my whole life.

Your mom's behind you, G.

Turns out he's alive.

My mom's lied to me my whole life.

You know, even though he left us, I miss your dad, too.

You know what I miss the most?

The cheating.

No, the boozing.

No, the knocking me up at 17 and then leaving me.

This isn't about you anymore. This is about me and him.

But if that really hurts you, well, then that's just a bonus.

Hey, you're never going to find him. But if you do, tell him I want my virginity

back.

If he gives it to you, what are you going to do with it?

I'm going to give it to anyone who's man enough to take it.

George, George, did you hear about Frank? What? The wedding's two weeks

He took down all the flyers for the reception.

You're kidding me, huh?

Yo, Frank, what happened to the flyers for the reception?

It's off, man.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's... But you really dodged a bullet there with Kathy. I mean, she's been

with, like, half the guys in the factory.

Wait a second.

Is the wedding off or just the reception?

Just a reception.

Do you mind if I change the subject? No, that would be good for me.

So you're going to have a party? I mean, you can't have a wedding without a

party.

Yeah, well, I kind of ran out of money.

So we're thinking of having the reception at the IHOP.

But since we can't afford to rent it, we're just all going to try to eat there

at the same time.

Listen, we've worked together a long time. I've known you a long time.

Let me help you out.

I got a big backyard. You can have the reception there.

Really? You mean it?

Oh, thanks a lot, George.

Kathy's going to be so excited.

I hear all it takes is a wine cooler.

You know, I'm just a single guy, but you should have asked Angie first.

I mean, I'd have to ask my mom if I was going to have people over.

She'll be all right. You know, Angie, she loves helping people. All right.

Hey, why don't you ask Ginger to the reception?

This is your big chance.

I don't know if I can do it, man. She's so out of my league.

Yeah, she's out of your league, but your league's full of ugly girls. Go for it.

Oh, Ginger.

She's so beautiful.

Ernie, be cool.

Winner with words.

So, you got a Twix.

Yeah, it's a chocolate -covered cookie with caramel inside.

Why did I just say that?

Everybody knows what a Twix is.

Bring up the wedding. Bring up the wedding.

Are you going to eat both of those?

No, once for later.

He's got such cute ears.

Why is he just standing there?

Maybe he's going to ask me out.

Do it. Do it now.

Are you going to the wedding?

Yeah. Me too.

Put the buffet table over here.

We're going to need a lot of chairs, so we'll borrow them from the lunchroom at

the plant. And we'll put up a sheet right here, and we'll make this like the

area. And all that will be general admission.

Okay, Dad.

Time for the dog to get a shot.

Whoa. What's wrong with your dog?

What makes you think there's something wrong with the dog?

He's got diabetes and he can't walk. Had you bought him off some homeless guy.

So did you have a name or you got...

You know, waiting to see how this thing plays out.

Guys, help me distract the dog.

You know,

as a woman, I try not to feel superior, but you guys make it really hard.

You were helping Dad give the dog his shot.

Hey, Angie, you hear Frank's getting married?

You know, honey, Frank's a little tight on cash, so I said he could use the

backyard for the reception. I hope that's okay with you. Are you kidding?

course that's okay with me. You have Kathy call me. We'll work out all the

details. It's going to be great.

Oh, thank you so much, Angie. Hey, come on. We're going to be late for the

bachelor party tonight.

I had my mom go to the bank and get me some singles. She thinks I'm spending

day at the arcade.

You know what, man? Either way, that's creepy.

Sorry I didn't ask you first.

We're good here, right? We're good.

You know what I love about you?

That you're always there for me. Thank you. You're welcome.

Actually, I think this is going to be kind of fun.

You know, me too.

You know what?

This would be a great time for us to finally do a little dance.

Angie, you know I don't dance.

Oh, come on. This is different. It's going to be in our own house, in our own

backyard. It'll be comfortable.

Angie, that's easy for you. You're Cuban.

You got dancing in your blood. Salsa, merengue.

Mexican. Our big dance is around a hat.

Okay, fine.

No dancing.

We still good?

We're still good.

But would it kill you to give me just one dance?

I thought we were good.

We're good. I'm just asking.

Doesn't sound good.

Well, it doesn't feel good having a husband who won't dance with you.

Angie, I thought we had an agreement.

What agreement?

That you don't make me dance and I don't make you chop the morning wood.

Okay.

Tomorrow morning.

Hey, wait, that's not fair.

Why not?

Because I don't want to dance.

Well, I do.

And I have for 16 years.

What happened 16 years ago?

When we got married, right?

Mm -hmm.

Why is this all coming out now?

Because two strangers are going to have their wedding dance in my backyard when

I never had one.

But that was a long time ago. I thought you were over that.

I tried to get over it, but I can't. I just wanted that one moment at our

wedding when everybody looks at us and says, look at them dance. They're going

to be together forever.

You know, dancing doesn't keep people together.

Jennifer Lopez, dance divorced.

Michael Jackson, dance divorced.

Elizabeth Taylor, dance divorced, dance divorced, dance divorced.

Pimper placement, dance divorced.

stupid dance with my husband, but obviously you're not going to give me

I give up.

So are we good?

I

know,

huh?

Right now, right now?

stash of Cuban cigars. We're going to smoke them.

Then this bachelor party is officially over and I'm driving you guys the hell

home. No, wait, come on. It's only 1 .15.

Take me to my grandmother's grave.

I want to tell her I'm getting married.

As fun as that sounds.

The designated driver is calling it a night.

Oh, come on, George. You of all people should understand.

You thought your dad was dead.

My grandmother is dead.

The word dead appears in both sentences.

Look, I gotta get some sleep and you gotta get some sleep. The word sleep

appears in both sentences.

Wuss! Wuss! Wuss!

I'm not a wuss!

Look, I don't want to stay out too late and Angie's already mad at me.

Wuss! Wuss!

Wuss! Wuss!

Wuss! One more wuss and I tell everybody at work who cried when the stripper

pole danced over the rainbow.

So what are you and Angie fighting about, anyway?

She's freaking out because, like, two decades ago, we didn't dance at our

wedding. Oh, really? I mean, I was 20. I was a kid, man. I'm a lousy dancer. And

you know what? I didn't want to look stupid in front of my boys. Of course

That's right. I mean, there was no music in the house when I was growing up. And

at school, they'd have these dances that were girls' choice, and none of the

girls ever asked me to dance. Oh, that's terrible.

That sucks.

And then I found Angie, and she was this beautiful girl who loved to dance. And

I was sure that if she saw me and I was all clumsy, that maybe she wouldn't feel

the same way about me. Of course.

You're right. You're right. You're right. So we haven't danced in 16 years,

now she's got all this anger built up.

But she said she'd be cool if I danced with her at Frank's wedding.

Isn't that crazy?

You've got to dance with her, dude. You've got to make her happy, and if you

love her, you'll do it.

So you guys are taking her side.

It's not that hard, brother.

You just got to do this.

You

know

what?

It's really not as pretty when you haven't been drinking.

Hey, Angie, going out?

Yeah, I've got to get some things for the party.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Max, this is very important. If your mom comes home, let me know before she goes

upstairs, okay?

Sure.

What are you doing there?

I just want to see what kind of music Mr. Needle is like.

Hey, you gave him a name.

Because of the shots.

That's what makes him special.

Mr. Needles.

Well, I guess it's better than Mr. Licks himself.

Carmen, you up? Mac did it.

It's not about that. I need your help.

I screwed up with your mom big time.

What happened?

And you gotta tell me the truth. I don't care how bad it is. I can handle it.

I didn't dance with your mom at our wedding.

Drama. I need more drama.

Carmen, I have never, ever danced with your mother before.

And at Frank's wedding, I am going to dance.

And I want you to teach me.

I like it.

She can't know anything about this, Carmen. It's got to be a complete

And it's got to be the right kind of dance for a wedding, okay? I can't be

there getting my swerve on.

Dad, I got it. Don't you remember?

What then?

In seventh grade, I was Anna and the King and I. Oh, right. I didn't sleep

through that at all.

Dad?

Gaze into her eyes like you can see every tomorrow and forever in them.

Okay, that's it. No more Spanish soap operas for you.

Okay, everybody, it's time for the dollar dance. Let's get the bride out

Guys, remember, one dollar gets you one dance.

And remember, no tongues.

Not even with a ten.

Lucky, she gets to dance and make money.

Look at her.

She has no idea what's going to happen.

God, I hope I don't screw it up. No, Dad, you'll do fine.

This is so sweet. She's going to love it.

George?

Campbell, what are you doing here?

I just brought some work you need to look over before Monday, and this fax

for you.

Why are you working on Saturday?

Let's just say it.

Gunning for your job.

What are all these people from the office doing here?

It's a wedding.

Oh, George, just because my uncle's the owner doesn't mean I can't socialize

with people from work.

You're right, Campbell.

Welcome to my house.

Hey, those are the chairs from the factory lunchroom.

Bye, Campbell.

You know what? That guy dancing over there, he's out of work. It's a miracle.

Mom,

I didn't think you were coming.

I'm just making a plate. I'm leaving.

Please don't tell me you cut their cake.

I got it from the back part. Nobody will notice.

What's that?

It's from those finder family people.

They can't find any Manny Lopez's in California. Hit a dead end.

I told you you were wasting your time.

Look, I don't even know if I want a relationship with this guy.

I just wanted to see my father one time with my own eyes. So just forget it.

When he left, he changed his name to Henry Lopez for financial reasons.

By Henry Lopez.

Oh, I'm going to give you one of his social security numbers.

Thanks.

Don't thank me. When you find him, thank him for abandoning you so we could

share this beautiful moment.

You know what?

You could try to make this ugly, but we both know what you just did right now

was nice.

Give me a kiss. Oh, get away from me.

It's a piece of cake.

She's an angel sent down from heaven.

Perfection.

He's such a hottie.

Those strong shoulders.

That goofy, confused look on his face.

I want him so bad.

Hey. Hey.

So, you drove here?

now that your cheapskates can get out on the floor.

I'll see you at work.

You're

kidding.

Does this look like I'm kidding?

This is our song.

the king and i oh no pumping

your mom's had more shots than mr needle

Oh my God, Mom's going to be really embarrassed about this.

Not if you don't get the video camera.

Marie!

Stop shaking!

Wake up, rum shaker.

Oh, it was beautiful, especially when you and I had our dance.

We didn't dance.

Oh, yes, we did.

Carmen taught me how to dance, and we danced.

George, I don't remember that.

I thought you might say that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It gets better. You want me to fast forward it to where the guys start

dollars on you? No, that's okay.

How about to the point where you started spanking me? No, no.

I'm sorry, George.

You don't have to be sorry, baby. It's my fault.

I should have danced with you a long time ago.

Besides, we made 200 bucks in tips.

Thank you for understanding what that meant to me.

I just... I feel so bad. We finally have... our dance and I missed it.

Not too late.

How am I doing? Is this okay?

George, I never cared how good you were.

I just wanted us to have our dance.

to me that somehow came true.

It's worth the wait.

And I know tomorrow will still be the

same.

We've got a life of love that won't ever change

and every...