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What would we do, baby, without us?

What would we do, baby, without us?

And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.

What would we do, baby, without us?

Sha la la la.

When you take to Mexico, it's for my school.

Ah, that sounds good. How much are they?

Two dollars.

Yikes, two dollars.

Wow, two dollars. I don't know if I can swing that.

Let's see.

Boy, it's really fat. You must be...

See

that? See what happens?

Just a minute.

Want to trip to Mexico?

Sure. If I sell more than the other, because I get a bike.

Oh, well, in that case, Andy, I'll take three. I'll take three also.

I actually took one, and that was a struggle.

Hey, gang.

Hi. Do you think I should wear one of these to my high school reunion?

I wore this to my graduation party, and this one to my prom.

Oh, Mom, I love these. I love antique dresses.

Excuse me?

Hey, Mom, come on. You don't honestly think you're going to fit into either of

those, do you?

Mom, what I mean is they look too big for you.

You must have been beefy in high school.

What are you going to wear, Dad?

Whichever one your mother doesn't want.

Well, cut it out, Steven. He's just grumpy because he has to go to the

This is so exciting, Mom. Your high school reunion. I bet all your old

boyfriends are going to be there.

have many dates. I was just waiting for my Prince Charming to come around.

Did he?

Oh, Dad, right.

Come on, Elise, you were the most popular girl in your high school.

You had millions of dates. Not really.

What about this Roger Erdman guy, huh? He's been calling all week. He insisted

on coming over to see you today.

Eggie, Erdman, please.

He was my next -door neighbor.

Roger Erdman.

Roger Erdman of Erdman Enterprises?

That's the one.

Well, that man is a genius.

His computer software company grossed $75 million last year. So what?

I can't believe you knew Roger Erdman and you didn't tell me the things you

from me. Who else do you know?

Lee Iacocca?

No, I'm just asking.

What was he like?

I have a sweet, awkward guy. He had the locker next to mine. He could not close

that locker without catching some part of his body in it.

He was a strange character.

He was really a nerd.

Hello.

I know the type.

Do you guys mind if I hang out here for a while? It's kind of lonely at my

house. Where are your parents?

They went away for the weekend on a skiing trip.

What about your girlfriend?

She went with them.

Oh, my.

Eggie! Alicia!

He's a little nerdy, isn't he?

So there I was in school, walking down the halls, you know, carrying my books.

always had a ton of books with me because I had a lot of trouble opening

locker.

Closing it was no picnic either.

I should have had one of those shopping carts, but I wanted to be cool.

That is cool.

I'm getting rid of my shopping cart.

You remind me of someone.

Anyway, I was a real bully magnet at school. You know, a target for book

dumping. Even the school nurse would get in a shot now and again.

But I can always count on good old Lisey to help me out, to protect me.

to tell me to stand up for myself.

Do you remember Vinnie D 'Agostino? Yeah, he was tough.

I remember once he held your head underwater at the public pool.

Yes, he did, and it was uncalled for considering he was the lifeguard.

Mr. Erdman, Mr.

Erdman, may I ask you a question?

Certainly, but please call me Aggie.

I prefer not to, sir. I don't think that's suitable for someone of your

in the business community.

I could call you Mr.

Aggie.

Fine, that's what my mom calls me.

I'm intrigued by your wealth.

Where did it come from? How did you get it?

Will you share it with me?

Alex, I'll be honest with you. I never dreamed I'd have this much money.

You know?

As a matter of fact, when I was a kid, I was actually a bit of a nerd.

Well, anyway, it would have been miserable if it weren't for Elise

most popular girl in the school, and she was my friend.

You want to buy a raffle ticket?

Oh, sure.

How much are they? Two dollars.

Oh, two dollars.

All right, I'll take one.

Just one?

Alex said you were loaded.

He's confused.

He's confused. What I said was that you may be quite well off.

He said 75 million, not counting what he's probably hiding from the IRS.

Things that come out of this kid's mouth. I'm telling you.

So I just used to stay up in my room and make up all these imaginary games and

puzzles and tricks, and they became the nucleus of my legematic computer

software system.

Ah, uh -huh.

Getting back to your wealth.

Alex, come on, I've described it to you in every way possible. It's large, it's

paper, it's green. Let's greet it now.

money all right can i ask you a question yeah i don't know

um do you ever do you ever just kind of lay it out and roll around in it

i bathe in it alex please i don't want to talk about money

all right okay all right all right all right um this uh this this

is not about money That's a giant breakthrough in our relationship.

This is about life.

Go ahead.

Will you adopt me?

Come on, Alex. You have a full, complete, loving family here.

Yeah, yes.

I think I've gotten everything I can out of this situation.

Let's run away together.

Look, you may not want to hear this, but money is not all that it's cracked up

to be. See, it is not a short ticket to happiness.

All you guys with money say that.

And then you go home to your mansions and you laugh hysterically.

I want to be with you guys.

I want to laugh with you.

So ready to be rich.

You have no idea. No, I have a good sense of it.

I'll tell you what, why don't I just give you a couple of million, we'll call

even.

I love you.

You knew him before Dad, and yet you... Why am I torturing myself?

You have a beautiful family there, Elise.

Stephen, Andrew, the girls, young Mr.

Scrooge.

Thank you.

Boy, I can't believe that you're actually here in my house.

Look at you. You look so grown up. Your hair is combed. Your shoes are actually

on the right feet.

Yes, that's one of the advantages of being rich.

I hired a man who takes care of that before I leave the house.

He's very good.

I'm so happy for you, for everything that's happened, for all the success

achieved.

I always told you you could do it, didn't I?

Yes, you did, Alicia.

You were the only one.

So are you proud of your little eggy?

You bet.

My God, Elise, you're more beautiful than I remember.

Ah, you say that to all the girls. There are no other girls. It's only you.

Oh, eggy.

Do you remember we did our act on a talent night of the senior follies?

Remember we wore those matching outfits?

God, those were beautiful dresses.

You had to run in your stocking.

That night is so clear to me.

It was in the gymnasium, the lights went down, and the announcer got up and

said, Attention seniors, and now the Salt Sandusky High School Entertainment

Committee proudly presents Elise Donnelly and

Roger, is this thing on? I don't think it's on.

Erdman, the doo -wop twins, with the rock and roll rendition

of Dream Lover.

We were so good that night. Good. We were incredible.

Remember the hand we got?

I remember a couple people booed. Well, my parents never liked that sort of

thing.

Then we rushed off into the wings and you kissed me.

No. Did I?

Yeah. Right here.

For a long time I was thinking of having it framed.

It was such fun.

Let's do it again.

We've got to do it again. I've been practicing.

Let's do it again.

Please pass.

I was taking a bath for the bonus Saturday night.

Oh, just... We did it. It's over.

I mean, come on. We're not in high school anymore. You've got to grow up.

Oh, don't look at me like that, Eggie.

You don't think I've grown up, Felice?

I didn't mean anything by it.

You're sorry I came, though. No, I...

you. It's just that it's 25 years later and I don't feel like splashing with

you. That's all.

You say that to a doo -wop twin?

You have changed, boy.

Let's drop it, okay? Let me make you peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a

egg for dessert. You've always loved that.

No, thanks. I've eaten.

And if you haven't noticed, Elise Donnelly, I have grown up.

I'm not the same eggy you knew.

I'm a new, improved Eggie.

One that won't be bothering you with silly little memories of a time you'd

evidently rather forget.

As far as I'm concerned, high school never existed.

See you at the reunion!

I can't believe

I feel so nervous about this.

What if no one remembers me?

How do you think I feel? There's no chance anyone's going to remember me.

I'm just afraid someone will remember me and lock me in the girl's bathroom.

I'm going to go sign in here.

Excuse me. Hi, I... Elise Donnelly. I can't believe it. You look exactly the

same. Bob Dunphy. Bob, hi.

Hi. Hi, Elise. Norma Coleman. I was hoping you'd show up. It's great to see

guys.

Roger Erdman.

Aggie? No, it can't be. Your shoes are on the right feet.

And this is... Yeah, we know who this is.

Danny Wasserstein.

No, I'm Stephen Keaton. Nah, get out of here. You're Danny Wasserstein, glass

cloud.

I'm Stephen Keaton, Elise's husband.

Yeah, sure, and I'm Ethel Merman.

Remember me? The prom?

After the prom?

Danny Wasserstein.

Sorry about holding you underwater in the community pool that time.

No problem, Vinnie. I was asking for it.

Sitting on a beach chair, reading the Bible.

Welcome back, South Sandusky Class of 63.

And now it's time to meet our class celebrities.

Now, whatever became of Mr.

Most Athletic, Wally Carello. And

whatever

happened to Mr.

Class Clown, he's a panic crazy Danny.

this lady's out here.

Where is Miss Homecoming Queen, captain of the cheerleaders, captain of the swim

team, captain of the wrestling team, Miss Elise Donnelly?

And the guy voted least likely to succeed, who's probably more successful

anybody in this room, who I'd like to talk to afterwards about an auto center

I'd like to purchase.

There is Roger Eggie Erdman.

Hold on.

You know, I'm wondering, is there anybody out there who remembers a group

the Doo -Wop Twins?

Do you remember what they did for us during Senior Follies?

I was thinking about.

No, Skippy, I'm not your little burrito. Oh, come on, Mal. Why don't you just

wing up to sunny Mexico with me?

Mexico's not up, Skippy.

Where is it, down?

It's out there somewhere.

Well, I don't care as long as you know where it is.

Buenos dias, my little burrito.

Buenos dias to you, my young and faithful enchilada.

Skippy won the raffle at Andy's school.

told me I was going to win that.

I tell everybody that.

Bandito.

Hi, gang.

Hey, how did it go?

Not that great.

I was a big hit, but your mother and Eggie had a little run in.

Mom, how could you? The man is a millionaire.

Maybe a trip to Mexico would make you feel better.

I don't know. I'm not in the mood.

Honey, I think we'll all be in the other room.

How about you, Mr. Keaton? Would you like to go to Mexico with me? Which

is it?

Whatever she did.

She didn't mean it.

Forgive me, Elise.

When I saw you, it brought everything back. I was 16 again, and so were you.

Thank you. It's brought this all back to me.

You know, growing up together, the old neighborhood, your old apartment on

Steuben Avenue.

6706 Steuben Avenue.

Apartment 4A.

I used to wait for you at the bus stop to come back from cheerleading practice.

Remember, I used to carry your pom -poms.

And sometimes the guys would whistle at me.

And sometimes I'd whistle back.

And then we got home, we'd practice the cheers together. You remember?

Remember? S -A -N -D. Please don't do the whole thing.

Usky.

I'm sorry.

I was way, way out of line. I got crazy.

I had no business doing what I did. No business.

I'm a married woman.

How serious is it?

Danny Wasserstein and I are very much in love.

I know.

Of course I do, and I'm very happy about it. Really, I am. It's what you

deserve. Oh, Iggy.

It's just that I thought about you all these years, and every time I dreamt,

About the moment we'd meet, it always ended in a kiss.

You know, I thought about you, too, and the moment that we would meet, and it

always ended in a minor injury.

You thought about me? Really?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I love that.

See, when I think about you, I think that all my success and the great things

that have happened to me have a lot to do with you.

You're having believed in Eggie.

Meant the world to me.

You weren't hard to believe in. You were a good friend.

You definitely seriously married.

That's what I always loved about you. You could always make me laugh.

You could always bring out the silly side in me.

I could bring out the silly side in Attila the Hun.

You know how when I was a little kid I used to always take myself a little too

seriously.

I could never have done splish splash with anyone but you.

You taught me it was okay to be silly, that it could be fun.

I've carried that throughout my whole life.

It helps when you have four kids.

So there's still a little eggy left in your life, huh?

There is.

That's good.

I like that.

So you made me believe in myself, and I made you silly.

It's a fair trade, believe me.

It was great to see you, Lucy.

It's great to see you, too.

This one

I'm definitely

framing.

Sit, Ubu, sit.

Good dog.