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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:08,980 What would we do, baby, without us? 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:14,460 What would we do, baby, without us? 3 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:20,360 And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through. 4 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:25,980 What would we do, baby, without us? 5 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,080 Sha -la -la -la. 6 00:00:33,059 --> 00:00:34,060 First batch is done. 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,020 Oh, boy, these look great. 8 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:39,340 It's the best batch of Christmas cookies to come out of the Keaton kitchen. 9 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:42,440 Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's this one? 10 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,160 Well, where did that come from? 11 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,020 Alex made me do it. 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,400 I think Alex gets a little too caught up in the Christmas spirit, don't you? 13 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:55,720 Well, I don't know about him, but I sure do. 14 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:00,180 Mellow cookies and hot cider and warm dollar signs. 15 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:02,670 Christmas carols. 16 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:08,330 Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride a one 17 00:01:08,330 --> 00:01:09,350 -horse open sleigh. 18 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:15,110 Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride a one 19 00:01:15,110 --> 00:01:16,110 -horse open sleigh. 20 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:19,710 Dashing through the snow in a one -horse open sleigh. 21 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:23,190 Up the hills we go, laughing all the way. 22 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:28,890 I like the ha -ha -ha part. 23 00:01:50,199 --> 00:01:54,700 The traditional end of fun has arrived. 24 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,020 Oh, no, I mean, I love Christmas as much as the next guy. I just don't know how 25 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:04,520 you can celebrate joyously when holiday retail sales are down by 4%. Alex, you 26 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,020 got your annual card from the Reagan. 27 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,720 Dear Alex, how are we doing? 28 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,820 A card, that's it. 29 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,420 I sent him jams and jellies. 30 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,400 I got a Christmas card the other day from the Psychology Club of America. 31 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,140 It said, have a well -adjusted Christmas and a normal new year. 32 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,200 Oh, listen, I'm going to go over to Mr. 33 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,060 Crewson's and place our order for a Christmas tree. Anybody want to come? 34 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:31,720 Stephen, I thought we agreed to go somewhere else for our tree this year. 35 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:36,580 Why? Because, Dad, Mr. Crewson's trees are terrible. They look like hat racks. 36 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:41,640 Look, I talked to Crewson. He said he'd get us a great tree this year. I want to 37 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,760 give a chance to come through. Now, who's coming with me? 38 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:47,340 Uncle Dad, I would like to see trees that I'm taller than. 39 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,219 You too, Mr. Keaton. 40 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:54,260 Well, it's very nice of you, Nick. Right in the tradition of brotherhood and 41 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:55,320 goodwill towards men. 42 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:57,980 Well, you know, I figure it's the least I could do. I mean, since I'm spending 43 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,000 Christmas with you. Yeah. 44 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,600 What? 45 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:02,980 Happy, happy, everybody. 46 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:04,220 Alex, 47 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:05,400 I need a Christmas favor from you. 48 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,880 You know how I usually play Santa Claus down at the mall? 49 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:09,520 Well, I gotta get out of it. 50 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,980 Why? Are you going out of town this year? 51 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,600 No, I'm gonna be the abominable snowman over at the Pearl Ridge Shopping Center. 52 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,740 It pays less, but it's a real career move for him. 53 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,540 You want Alex to play Santa Claus? 54 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:23,620 You'll traumatize an entire generation of young children. 55 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,340 Hey, don't worry about it. I got better things to do than say ho, ho, ho to a 56 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,880 bunch of spoiled, greedy little kids. 57 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,280 Pay $10 an hour. 58 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,600 Ho, ho, ho. 59 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,160 Okay. Now, we're forgetting about the fingerprint. 60 00:03:37,980 --> 00:03:39,560 We're forgetting about the Lego set. 61 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,680 Instead, Santa is going to bring you... 62 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,420 100 shares of Aramco Petroleum. 63 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,480 Now, Santa invests heavily in this. 64 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:58,000 And, uh, Santa has done very well. 65 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,460 Thank you, Santa. 66 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:05,180 Well, you're welcome, honey. There you go. Merry Christmas. Bush in 88. 67 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,900 Okay, who's next? How are you this Christmas? 68 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:18,300 not talking to any elf. I want the big guy. Be nice. 69 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:19,660 I'm always nice. 70 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:22,140 Hey, Kringle, let's get this show on the road. 71 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,140 Okay, Eddie. Come here. There you go. 72 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:34,660 Okay. Get it right here and tell me what you want for Christmas. 73 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:35,879 Okay, Santa. 74 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,080 Here we go. I want... Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. 75 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,459 Okay, shoot. 76 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:46,620 Okay, Santa. I want a fire truck, a baseball mitt, a bicycle, a record 77 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,720 No, make that a CD. 78 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,820 A personal computer, a basketball, an apartment in Manhattan. 79 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,500 Hey, wait a minute. I'm not done yet. 80 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,520 Listen, kid, you don't need a Santa Claus. You need a business manager. 81 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,180 Okay. Merry Christmas and good luck in the fiscal new year. 82 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,800 Excuse me, Santa. Are you still open? 83 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:10,440 I hope your daughter's interested in the commodities market. 84 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,100 Come on, honey. Santa wants to talk to you. 85 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,240 Hi, honey. What's your name? 86 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,160 Okay, 87 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,920 well, what do you want for Christmas? 88 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,900 Nothing. Oh, come on, honey. You can tell Santa what you want. 89 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,160 But, Mommy, I told you I don't believe in Santa Claus. 90 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,760 What? 91 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:36,480 What? You don't believe in Santa Claus? Come here. Come here. Let me tell you 92 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,480 something, Michelle. 93 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:40,490 I am definitely Santa Claus. 94 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:43,090 Can you get me my daddy home for Christmas? 95 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:45,850 Look, 96 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:53,330 Michelle, I'm sorry, but there are some things that even Santa Claus can't do. 97 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:55,090 You're not Santa Claus. 98 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,010 Can we go now, Mommy? 99 00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:00,950 Yeah. You want to take a look at this pretty tree first, huh? 100 00:06:02,390 --> 00:06:05,570 Look, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 101 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,080 Usually the kids love me. 102 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:12,020 No, that's okay. It's not your fault. You're not the first Santa she's done 103 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:16,140 to. Oh, what is it? The beard, right? The suit? 104 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:18,520 My ho -ho -ho is getting on her nerves. 105 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,300 I know they're getting on mine. 106 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:28,100 You know, you see, Michelle's dad has to travel for business, and this year 107 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,520 hasn't been so great, so he's had to take whatever he could get. 108 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:34,160 Unfortunately, that means he has to be away for Christmas this year. 109 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,920 That's too bad. 110 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,720 Well, um, thanks anyway for trying. 111 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,480 Okay, honey, you ready? 112 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,040 That was heartbreaking. 113 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:51,200 The way she looked at me and said, you're not Santa. 114 00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:53,500 Alex, you're not Santa. 115 00:06:54,780 --> 00:06:56,520 You don't have to rub my nose in it. 116 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:00,520 Sorry. You're not an elf either, you know? 117 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,260 I know. 118 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,200 But the point is, 119 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:09,750 I mean, I got the suit. I've got the beard. I mean, I look like Stan. I feel 120 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,510 like it's my responsibility to do something. 121 00:07:11,950 --> 00:07:14,590 Well, why don't you get on a sleigh and go to the North Pole? 122 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:18,610 You know, Alex, it's really great that you have such noble impulse. 123 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:22,190 It would be nice to see it more than once a year. Please, Jennifer, let's 124 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:23,190 all we can get. 125 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,870 I don't know what you're making such a big deal about, Elise. A tree is a tree. 126 00:07:29,090 --> 00:07:32,210 Steven, a tree that fits in your pocket is not a tree. 127 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:34,840 I don't think it's so bad. 128 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,760 I can imagine the cry of timber when that baby came. 129 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,820 Look, I know it's not perfect. Not perfect, Dad. This is the first 130 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,820 history where the tree can go under the presents. 131 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,900 Dad, can't you go to a regular Christmas tree lot this year, just this once? 132 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,840 Oh, sure. Let's just patronize one of those. 133 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:06,920 faceless, impersonal, conformist lot where all the trees are tall and 134 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,340 I suppose you'd like one green and leafy, too. Oh, yes! 135 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,440 We're ready to hang our stockings. Oh, great. Let's go. 136 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:20,680 Here's mine. 137 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,440 While you guys were out, we made milk and cookies for Santa. 138 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,080 Terrific. Where are they? 139 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,440 In the stocking. 140 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,560 What about yours, Alex? 141 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:34,590 I don't feel much like it this year. Come on, Alex. It wouldn't be Christmas 142 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,590 without your stocking. 143 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,409 All right. All right. 144 00:08:39,110 --> 00:08:40,110 There we go. 145 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,750 How was your first day at the mall? 146 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:50,150 Will Christmas still be celebrated this year? 147 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:56,570 Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. There was just this little girl. 148 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,510 Michelle. Yeah. 149 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,590 She's really cute, but really sad. 150 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,830 What's the problem with this little girl? 151 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,310 Well, her father works and can't be home for Christmas. 152 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:08,330 She's seven years old and she doesn't even believe in Santa Claus. 153 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:13,310 It just seems so wrong to see someone unhappy at the mall. 154 00:09:19,750 --> 00:09:21,910 I feel completely helpless. 155 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,030 I wish there was something I could do. 156 00:09:52,910 --> 00:09:53,910 Method Santa. 157 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,630 How's Mrs. Claus? 158 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,390 Well, thank you for asking. 159 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:01,930 Well, 160 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:06,950 she has a few sniffles, but she's at home and the elves are taking good care 161 00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:10,090 her. Let's try to keep our sled in the real world here, pal. 162 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:16,170 Actually, I don't use a sled. 163 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:18,270 I use a sleigh. 164 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,510 And something else. 165 00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:25,230 I would never use buttons like that. And that belt? 166 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,610 Completely wrong. 167 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:28,710 Where's your beard? 168 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,250 It's in my locker. 169 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:32,450 Where'd you get yours? A garage set? 170 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,250 You've got a good beard. 171 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:36,970 Where do you work? Lawn furniture? 172 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:44,250 No, I'm based up at the North Pole. I'm down here to do a little survey to see 173 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,410 what the children would like. 174 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,290 Beam me up, Scotty. 175 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,360 is holding up rather well, isn't it? 176 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,560 What? The briefcase. 177 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,940 That was the Christmas of 73. 178 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,780 How do you know that? 179 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,300 I remember that year quite well. 180 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:15,240 Let's see. You asked for that briefcase, a pocket calculator, and a pardon for 181 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,240 Richard Nixon. 182 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,380 You're good. 183 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,820 That is good. 184 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:29,980 Allie. I know that up to this point, our relationship has been mostly financial. 185 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,880 But this year, you've changed. 186 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,600 Michelle has really touched you. And that's why I'm here. 187 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,740 I'm on candy camera, right? 188 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Come on, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Come on. 189 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:46,700 Come on. Hey, Alan, it's fun. 190 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,820 I'm on to you. Come on, buddy. 191 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:53,400 Wait, where is it? It's in the past. Oh, don't do that. It tickles, Alex. 192 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:56,100 You know, it's like a bowl of jelly. 193 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,200 Wait a minute. Okay. 194 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:03,040 Look, this has got to stop. All right. 195 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,420 What are you trying to tell me? That you are Santa Claus? 196 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,360 I'm really very happy that you decided to play me this year. 197 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:14,720 I know that you're a little depressed because you haven't been able to help 198 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,720 Michelle. 199 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,340 Don't underestimate the power of Christmas. 200 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,440 It can work miracles. 201 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,680 I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't know how to help Michelle. 202 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,160 Trust your heart, Alex. 203 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000 My heart? 204 00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,060 I haven't used it in so long. 205 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,640 I wouldn't say that. 206 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,920 You're using it right now. 207 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,920 Just keep at it. 208 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,200 And don't forget, good thoughts and good deeds don't go unrewarded. 209 00:12:55,440 --> 00:13:01,320 would like to help but I don't see any chance of bringing you that Porsche this 210 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,320 year 211 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,840 I just met Santa Claus. 212 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,760 Boy, Alex, trying to show goodwill towards men has put you under quite a 213 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 hasn't it? 214 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,500 Maybe you want to lie down, Alex. Jennifer and I can take care of this. 215 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,660 no. I can't lie down. I can't lie down. I'm too excited. Do you realize that it 216 00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:40,660 is Christmas? 217 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,580 No, we're dressed like this all the time. 218 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,140 Hey, let's go, pal. It's getting moving. 219 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,760 Easter's almost here. 220 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,160 Come here, Eddie. 221 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,640 Don't lay a hand on me, Jacoby. 222 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,380 right across the mall. 223 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,560 Eddie, come here. 224 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:02,780 Sit down. 225 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,980 Eddie, what does Christmas mean to you? 226 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,460 It means getting presents. 227 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,420 All right, okay. 228 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:16,400 What if you had all the presents in the world and nobody to share them with? 229 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,140 That would be great. 230 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,660 I mean, I mean, if your mom wasn't there, To watch you open those presents? 231 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,620 And you didn't have any friends to show those presents to. And people weren't 232 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,980 around caroling and spreading good cheer. 233 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,060 Would you really enjoy those presents? 234 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,280 I guess I wouldn't be so happy without all those people. 235 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,380 That's right. That's right. 236 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,560 Because the important thing about Christmas isn't the presents, Eddie. 237 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,780 It's being with the people that you love. 238 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,320 Thanks, Santa. 239 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:52,820 Mom, let's find another Santa. This guy's bringing me down. 240 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:09,960 That was very sensitive, Alex. Are you feeling feverish? I don't know. I don't 241 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:16,500 know. I just, I feel very Christmassy. I feel like... Michelle! 242 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,360 Michelle! Hi. 243 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:23,660 Hi, remember me? 244 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,300 Well, that's a church forget. 245 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:28,360 Listen, Michelle, I gotta own up. 246 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,000 I'm not Santa Claus. 247 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,960 I'm Alex Keaton. 248 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,420 But I want you to know that there is Santa Claus. 249 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,140 And he really cares about you. 250 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,800 Michelle, you didn't get a candy cane last time you were here. 251 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,720 Why don't you come over here and pick one out? 252 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,360 That's a good idea, huh? 253 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:49,460 Listen, I hope I'm not out of line here. 254 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:55,240 But I've been really concerned about your daughter. 255 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,560 I don't know what comes with the suit. 256 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:01,040 But I was just wondering, have you heard anything from your husband? 257 00:16:02,339 --> 00:16:05,940 Yeah, I talked to him yesterday, and he's definitely not going to be able to 258 00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:07,180 make it home for Christmas tomorrow. 259 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,780 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but if you and Michelle aren't doing anything tonight, 260 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,840 I was wondering if you'd like to come over to our house. Me and our family 261 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,940 usually has a party every Christmas Eve, and I know they'd love to meet you, and 262 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:24,040 I have a feeling that this is going to be a very special Christmas. 263 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:36,370 So, another carol, anyone? 264 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:42,390 Sure. We should sing a hymn to this beautiful tree Mr. 265 00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:43,590 Crewson brought us. 266 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:48,610 Oh, cactus tree, oh, cactus tree. 267 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:53,050 Thou art so fair and prickly. 268 00:16:55,630 --> 00:17:00,290 I can't believe it. All right, come on. Let's look on the bright side. Which is? 269 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,480 Nick. 270 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,280 Well, it's Christmas with kind of a Wild West theme, huh? 271 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:13,640 Look, I spoke to Mr. Crewson. He promised we'd have a great tree here by 272 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,099 tonight. I trust him. 273 00:17:16,819 --> 00:17:17,819 You're right. 274 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:18,839 It's Christmas. 275 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,020 The tree isn't important. 276 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,780 What is is that we're all together for the holiday. 277 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:28,440 We can have a great Christmas with the worst tree in the world. 278 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:29,780 We've done it for the holiday. 279 00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:34,879 Excuse me. 280 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,700 Oh, hi, Skippy. 281 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,340 How do you know it was me? 282 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,980 Most abominable snowmen wear contact lenses. 283 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,640 Don't be scared, Andy. 284 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,440 It's just me, Skippy. 285 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,420 Thanks, I was terrified. 286 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,660 It's almost time for bed, honey. 287 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,220 I want to stay up and wait for Santa Claus. 288 00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,580 Oh, hey, hey, hey. 289 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:03,410 I'll wait up for you, Andy. You know, every year I try to wait up for him, and 290 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,670 every year I fall asleep. 291 00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,810 You know, I have the same problem. 292 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,270 What do you say we put on a pot of black coffee? 293 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,710 All right. 294 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,250 There they go. 295 00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,550 The three wise men. 296 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,310 Hey, folks, I'd like you to meet some friends of mine. 297 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,170 This is Beth and Michelle Davis. Hi, how are you? 298 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,550 Nice to meet you. 299 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,980 What's with the cactus? 300 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,600 Michelle, that's not polite. 301 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,420 What is with the cactus? 302 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,400 Hi. Hi. 303 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,000 Want to hang your stocking up? 304 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,280 I don't have one. 305 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:41,560 You can use mine. It already has milk and cookies in it. 306 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440 Please have a seat. 307 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:47,120 Yes, make yourself at home. I'll just... Excuse me. 308 00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,760 Hey, Mr. Croser. 309 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,720 Oh, Mr. Keaton. Hi. Merry Christmas. 310 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:58,630 Hi. I've been thinking about your little tree problem here, and, well, I have a 311 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,630 surprise for you. 312 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,370 Oh, Mr. Crusoe. 313 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,590 Oh, this is such 314 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:12,490 a beautiful tree. Now it feels like 315 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,610 Christmas. And to complete the mood. 316 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,219 time, Michelle? 317 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:41,879 Uh -huh. 318 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,300 Angie and I are getting married. 319 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,500 Sister Michelle, thanks for coming to our party. 320 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,180 You help make it a great group. 321 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,700 Thanks, Alex. 322 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,340 Hello, 323 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,500 may I help you? Yes, I'm looking for Alex P. Keaton. 324 00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,679 Alex, hi. 325 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,680 Yeah. 326 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,020 Hi, I'm Alex. Hello. 327 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,480 My name's Ray Davies. 328 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,700 Daddy! 329 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,880 Michelle! 330 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,460 Ray? 331 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:18,290 Alex, never mind that. What are you doing here? 332 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:22,570 Well, I was in Fargo. It was a horrible night. I didn't make a single sale. 333 00:20:22,950 --> 00:20:25,550 I was on my way back to the motel so I could give you guys a call. 334 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:30,330 When I got there, standing at my door was this great big barrel of a man with 335 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,330 white beard. 336 00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:35,030 And the most amazing thing happened. He said he wanted to buy absolutely 337 00:20:35,030 --> 00:20:36,250 everything I had to sell. 338 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,110 That's incredible. 339 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:39,970 I'm so proud of you. 340 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:41,930 He handed me the money. 341 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:45,680 And the only thing he asked me to do was deliver this package to Alex P. Keaton. 342 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,500 Oh, thanks. 343 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,840 This is the best Christmas present in the world. 344 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:53,080 What do you make of this? 345 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,080 I don't know. I'm still in shock from having a decent tree. 346 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,860 Where's that from, Alex? 347 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,620 A friend. A friend. 348 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,660 Alex, if you're pure of heart, this should be as good as the real thing. 349 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:10,540 Hey, it's him. 350 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,300 It's him. It really is. 351 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,500 Go away, there's more Family Ties coming up in less than 30 seconds. And tonight 352 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,420 at 6, check out San Diego's favorite comedy lineup. That's right. 353 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,880 Friends, Will and Grace, and everybody loves Raymond. 354 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,340 Smile. 355 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:01,220 You're watching San Diego's home for comedy, KSWB. Watch the frog. 356 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,740 Sit, Ubu, sit. 357 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:04,260 Good dog. 26650

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