All language subtitles for Falcon Crest s05e10 Inconceivable Affairs

Cole and Melissa have decided to have
their marriage blessed in the church.

Oh, God.

Whatever you think just happened there.

She's not accepting submissions.

If she's willing to take a chance, why
can't you? Why don't you two stop

like I'm not here?

Why don't I just stop talking?

Why are you stopping?

We'll be late for the ceremony.

Please get out of the car now, Mr.
Stavros.

Oh, boy, he's gone and done it again,
huh?

Oh, well.

Of course, Angela had to announce it in
front of the entire valley.

How about it, Brandy?

Oh, fine.

I don't know how that woman sleeps
nights.

No, of course not. She sleeps nights. No
conscience.

He didn't give me a chance to explain at
the party.

Okay.

After we found out Melissa couldn't have
any more children, we decided to use a

surrogate.

Fascinating.

We couldn't find anybody really
suitable.

Except... Rob?

Why didn't you tell us? Why all the
secrecy?

Well, you had your own problems to worry
about. I was... trying to wait for the

timing to be right. No, no, the timing
was perfect. In front of all those

people, a month before the girls to have
a baby, and from Angela's mouth, no

less. Perfect, but irresponsible.

Don't you think I know how screwed up
things are right now?

I'm trying to work things out.

I hope you are, Cole, for Joseph's sake,
because you're not alone anymore. You

have a son to think about, and he
deserves a more stable home than he's

Don't worry about Joseph.

I'll take care of him.

And in conclusion, Your Honor,

Mrs. Channing has testified here in this
court that she signed the contract

transferring the ownership of the New
Globe to Lance Compson with the express

and very clear understanding that he
runs the newspaper himself.

Now, aside from the fact, therefore,
that Mr. Compson has clearly dealt in

faith, there is, however, a more
important issue at stake here. Whoever

newspaper has a real... and absolute
responsibility to the whole community.

The fact that Lance Compton has
completely and irresponsibly failed to

in trading the New Globe to Richard
Channing just as so much horse flesh.

We therefore urge you, Your Honor, to
uphold the terms of their understanding

and to return the control of the New
Globe to Mrs. Channing, who will and can

run the New Globe in a very fit and
thoroughly responsible fashion.

Miss Roberts?

A very eloquent summation, Mr. Reardon.

However, Your Honor, the morality of the
situation is not at issue here.

The fact remains that this contract is
legally binding.

Thank you.

I must say I have to agree with Mr.
Reardon.

This whole affair has been handled
abominably.

However, Miss Roberts is right.

The contract is legally binding.

Mr. Channing may keep the New Globe, and
Mr. Cunston is free to keep the radio

station.

I urge you, Mrs. Channing, to be more
prudent in your business dealings in the

future.

Case dismissed.

Put it there.

I'm sorry, Angela.

The law is the law. I want you to meet
me back at Falcon Crest as fast as you

can get there. We have to talk.

Yes, ma 'am.

We did it.

Mr. Roberts?

I did want to thank you.

You're welcome.

You were great.

Well, thank you. The pleasure's all
mine. Of course, there will be a small

attached.

Hope you enjoyed the show.

Hope you enjoy rock and roll.

Bye -bye. Good luck.

Yes, boss?

Well, I've got a newspaper to run now.
Guess I better get to work.

Well, I'll see you there.

Congratulations again.

You did the best you could with a bad
hand.

Thank you, I think.

How about the loser treating the winner
to a drink?

Not today, thanks.

Well, then, how about the winner
treating the loser tomorrow night?

You're badgering, Mr. Reardon, and the
answer is still no.

Well, if admiration for the performance
of a fellow...

Attorney is called badgering then. Yes,
Miss Roberts, I have to plead guilty.

And should you be interested in some
shop talk, small talk, or even just a

jokes, here's my card. And if not, I'm
quite sure we'll see each other again in

court with different hands.

I know. Why don't you and I buy a great
bottle of wine, find a secluded piece

somewhere, and have our own... Private
celebration.

I'd love to, but now I have a radio
station to run.

Why don't the boss get his own hours?

Well, I do, but I have to work a little
bit first, and then we'll go out and

we'll celebrate all night long.

Hmm.

It's a deal.

It's about time you got here.

Chase takes my land for a county
reservoir.

And Richard and Lance humiliate me in
court.

Now, I am sick and tired of losing one
battle after another.

Then pick your fights more carefully.

This court case was hardly a no -lose
proposition.

But if you can't say something
constructive, don't say anything.

Right.

However, there is one other thing we
have to discuss. I've just picked up a

message from your West Coast
distributor.

Stubling? What does he want?

Well, it's what he doesn't want that's
rather upsetting.

Your wines.

Why, that's impossible.

He's handled my wines for years.
Apparently, he's had another offer, a

offer, from another vintner.

What other vintner?

Chase Gioberti.

I want that deal broken.

Now, you tell Stubling that Chase cannot
supply the wines he needs. Angela, I

don't do your dirty work.

Now, do you have any other legal matters
for me to handle today?

Yes. Close the door as you leave.

Joe Kellogg, please.

Mr. Kellogg, this is Angela Channing.

That's right.

I'm having trouble with a vintner in the
valley.

And I think I'm going to need your help.

Wasn't Angela's party something?

How did Angela find out you're carrying
Cole's baby?

What difference does it make anyway? I
mean, you couldn't keep it a secret

forever. This is just great.

Now half the valley thinks you sleep
with Cole.

I did.

Once. Not all the time.

Look, isn't it better that... It's
finally out in the open. I mean, now I

really be a part of the family.

The moment the baby's born.

And I mean the moment.

Your bags are packed. Do you understand
me?

Of course, Melissa.

I'll do what I damn well please, whether
you approve or not.

Well, you'll regret it.

Peter.

Is there something wrong? Oh, no.
Everything is fine, Angela.

I was just taking care of some business.

You can't imagine how much paperwork is
involved in merging our empires. Almost

like merging France and England. Are you
as amazed as I am that we're finally

going through with it?

You're getting cold feet.

Not on your life.

I have some paperwork here for your man
Reardon to look over and...

I have something else here for you.

Peter.

This is my two -thirds of falcon crest.

But you told me you weren't going to
give it to me until after the wedding.

I don't want you to become my bride,
Angela, because of coercion.

I want you to marry me because you love
me.

Is there still going to be a wedding on
Sunday?

I'm going to be at the altar.

And you had better show up.

Chris, would you come here a minute?

Cole and Melissa have decided to have
their marriage validated, blessed in the

church.

Oh, congratulations. That's good news.

Thanks. Now, since I'm going to be on
retreat, why don't you do the ceremony?

We can wait till you come back.

I thought we agreed to get married as
soon as possible.

I assure both of you, you're going to be
in very good hands with Father

Christopher. Now let's go register the
date. You're getting married on Friday.

Melissa?

Melissa?

New Globe may not be much for hard news,
but it sure knows how to print gossip.

Oh, put that rag down.

Callie and I have picked out the
prettiest flower arrangement. You are

have the best reception that Callie's
ever seen.

Well, Emma, thank you for being so
helpful.

You're moving with Peter. Can Aploni and
I have your room?

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

How are you, Peter?

Your grandmother's staying right here at
Falcon Crest, where she belongs.

Oh, does that mean you're going to move
in here with us, Peter?

Oh, I'll be going back and forth.

So will she.

Mostly back instead of forth.

And in answer to your question, no.

Ready, Angela?

We have a lot to do before the wedding.
Of course.

Have a good day. Oh, you too.

Bye -bye.

Let me see.

Oh, give me the sports page.

I've worked with your father for a
decade now.

But I never realized what a fool he
could be.

A fool for love.

But he always was when it came to Angela
Channing.

There are too many beneficiaries in his
will already, Philippe. Yes, and now

he's liable to cut you out completely in
favor of Mrs. Channing.

Ever since I was a girl, Father promised
me the world.

Not have that American woman steal him
away.

That wedding must never take place,
Philippe.

I think I've just the right man for the
job.

I don't want him hurt.

Understand?

You know, I've often heard your father
say that if he had it his way, he'd

the rest of his life on his yacht.

Well, I think it's about time that we
grant him his wish.

Were you always this wicked?

Only when I'm this inspired, my dear.

I know if I can just work out this one
little lyric, I got a hit song on my

hands.

What can I say? I've been writing for
Neil Diamond ever since.

That is remarkable.

Oh, thanks.

Well, I'm in San Francisco.

Working out of a studio downtown.

You ought to come by and see it
sometime. It's gorgeous.

I'd like that.

I'm really happy we're friends again.

I always felt bad about how it happened
at the end.

I don't want to talk about that, Walker.

I was such a loser, and I don't know how
I got so crazy. The frustration, the

depression. And the drinking?

No surprise your boyfriend doesn't like
me around you.

Lance knows you and I used to write
songs together.

I see no reason in telling him all the
gory details.

I'm different now. I'm me again.

You remember, uh... You remember when we
used to dream about being rock stars?

I'd write the songs, you'd sing them.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the
incredible Apple.

Those dreams were the only things that
kept us going back then, you know?

Now we're on our way, Apple. I can feel
it.

Hell, I gotta get going. I gotta meet
Neil downtown at three.

Any chance I can come and hear you sing?

I'm in the studio tomorrow morning,
sure.

See you then.

Bye -bye.

I found you two together. There's
something I want to tell you.

Melissa and I are going to exchange vows
in the church tomorrow.

What brings this on?

There's a lot of truth in what you said
the other night.

I do want our children to have a good
home.

This is a start.

Well, I think you're right.

We have a couple of openings for a
matron of honor and a best man. You

interested? Well, you name the time and
the place.

St. Martin's, 9 o 'clock.

We'll be there.

Okay.

Well, at least he and Melissa are
trying.

Amen.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would
have been like if Mother hadn't raised

to fight her battles with Angela.

Oh, I think you've done all right.

You have money, power, me.

Yes, but I might have been happier with
a picket fence and a yard full of

children.

You were married.

Why didn't you ever have children?

She was like my own.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

All right.

Come on.

I better get you home.

Oh, I don't want to leave.

I want to stay here with you tonight.

Wake up next to you in the morning.

Not yet, Cass.

I ever convince you to trust me?

Put it in writing.

That's the way people like you and me do
business, Cass.

I, Richard Channing, in exchange for
some token of your affection.

My undying love.

Do propose to Cassandra Wilder that we
unite our bodies and our souls

and extensive real estate holding.

We did our best business in bed.

Caller Melissa, have you come here
freely without reservation to give

to each other in marriage?

We have.

Will you love and honor each other as
husband and wife for the rest of your

lives?

We will.

Will you accept children lovingly from
God?

and bring them up according to the love
of Christ.

Since it is your intention to enter into
marriage, join your right hand and

declare your consent before God and his
church.

Cole, repeat after me.

I, Cole, take you, Melissa, to be my
wife.

I Cole take you Melissa to be my wife.

I promise to be true to you in good
times and in bad, in sickness and in

I promise to be true to you in good
times and in bad, in sickness and in

And I will love you and honor you all
the days of my life.

And I will love you and honor you all
the days of my life.

Melissa, repeat after me.

I, Melissa, take you cold to be my
husband.

I, Melissa, take you cold to be my
husband.

I promise to be true to you in good
times and in bad, in sickness and in

I promise to be true to you in good
times and in bad.

In sickness and in health.

I will love you and honor you all the
days of my life.

And I will love you and honor you all
the days of my life.

You have declared your consent before
God and the church.

May the Lord in his goodness strengthen
your consent and fill you both with his

blessing.

Now what God has joined together.

Man must not divide.

What's the matter?

The song doesn't feel right.

You're just tense. It sounds great.

Babylonia.

Hi, come in.

Larry, I think you're right. You know,
that song really isn't you.

I like it.

I don't want to seem pushy, but I've
been working on a song myself.

I promised it to somebody else, but I
think it'd be perfect for her.

I'd like to hear it.

She's not accepting submissions.

If she's willing to take a chance, why
can't you?

Why don't you two stop talking like I'm
not here?

Why don't I just stop talking?

I'm sorry. Hey.

I didn't mean to cause any trouble, you
know.

Let's get one thing straight, pal. I
make the decisions about my career.

else. I'm your manager.

My manager, not my Svengali. I'm not
going to let you order me around any

than I let Walker when he tried.

I thought the two of you only wrote
songs together.

I guess I, uh... I'm missing out on
something.

We lived together for a couple of years,
Walker and I.

pretty bad terms.

Why are you telling me this now?

It was a long time ago, Lance.

And until now, it never had anything to
do with us.

I mean, Walker and I were struggling to
get our careers off the ground.

There was always a lot of pressure, a
lot of stress.

And Walker developed a problem.

He liked to drink.

A lot.

And sometimes he hurt me.

You mean that guy in there physically
hurt you? I don't understand why you

want him hanging around.

It isn't easy for me to explain.

You were very close.

I really wanted to see him get back on
his feet.

Look, I may do a thong, I may not.

But I promise I'll make sure that he
keeps his distance.

As long as you keep your perspective.

Walker's asked me to lunch tomorrow.

He wants me to meet some very important
people.

And I said I couldn't go unless you were
invited also.

Oh, forget about me, okay?

You go to lunch with him if you want to
go to lunch.

Yes.

What are you doing here?

Well, you won't answer my phone call to
my letters. I figured the only way to

get to see you is to show up at your
door.

These are for you.

I don't take flowers.

Or anything else from you.

Now, why are you really here?

Well, I wanted to see how you were
doing, that's all.

I missed you, Jordan. I wish I could
return that sentiment, but somehow I

can't.

I like my life now, just the way it is.

I've changed. I know you're running for
governor. I know you just don't want any

skeletons tumbling out of your closet.

That's not it at all.

I loved you.

I love you still.

We belong together.

Get out.

Sooner or later, you're going to change
your mind about me.

That I do promise you.

Hi, Greg. Uh, Jordan.

I, um, would like to take you up on that
offer.

I'm definitely in the market for a laugh
or two.

Mmm.

So, Emma, how do you like Pearl's super
chili cheeseburger?

Oh, I love it.

I'm going to have to get Pearl to give
Chow Lee her recipe.

I'll bet your mother's getting nervous
about the big day.

Oh, no.

She's been through it too many times.
Besides, she is crazy about Peter.

Although she would never admit it.

If two people as hard -headed as those
two can get married, I guess anybody

It's just a shame it's taken them 40
years to finally get together.

If I were in love, I couldn't wait that
long.

I know just what you mean.

I've never had more fun with anyone I've
ever known.

We have so much stuff to always talk
about.

We even think alike.

You are just the greatest gal I've ever
met.

I feel exactly the same way about you.

I mean, you're the greatest guy I've
ever met.

Emma?

Yes, Dwayne?

Will you... Do

you... Do you want

another chili cheeseburger?

Oh, sure.

Pearl, another couple of big ones over
here.

What, Dwayne?

Peter, it's after midnight. What are you
doing here?

It's the tradition in romantic countries
for the bride and groom to have the

last dance together before they're
married.

But it's a tradition in this country
that the bride does not see the groom on

the wedding day. So why don't you go
back to your boat and go to sleep?

Angela, if you don't dance with me
now... My friend and I will stay and

here all night.

Mi amor viajará por todo el mundo

esperando que al volver vivamos muy

feliz.

Come in. Maggie?

This is David Calloway of Wallen and
Green Publishing.

Ah, hi. How do you do? How do you do,
Maggie?

I'm very pleased to meet you, finally.

Don't you remember we spoke a couple of
weeks back?

Oh, a couple of weeks back. Well, I
wasn't really feeling... I wasn't well

Sorry. I was out on the West Coast to
visit a few of our other authors, so I

thought I'd stop by, get acquainted.

This will clear up the mystery.

Made out to me for $45 ,000.

It's your advance check, for crying out
loud.

Wallen and Green is going to publish
your novel. What novel?

Damned if I know.

You can see in these contracts for
publication rights.

serialization rights and the like.

They're clearly signed by you unless
your signature's been forged.

No, it's my handwriting, all right. I
just don't remember signing any of

Maybe we should explain. My wife
recently suffered from amnesia.

I must have written during that time.

Perhaps I'd better explain. The
manuscript was sent to us a couple of

ago. We read it and decided to publish
it immediately.

It's a beautifully written book.

Maggie, I suspect that some of the
characters are based on people here in

Tuscany Valley.

There's a delightful villainess in it, a
woman who runs the valley like her own

kingdom.

You don't happen to have a copy of this
novel with you, do you?

Yes, yes.

As a matter of fact, that's why I'm
here, to go over it with Maggie.

Sudden friendship.

It's taken from the quote at the
beginning of the book.

No, I remember that quote.

From Juan with Sudden Friendship
Springs.

John Gay, 18th century.

It's a great title, isn't it?

This is my writing. I recognize the
material. I have copies of it upstairs.

must have written it when I was in the
cabin.

It wouldn't surprise me. You were
writing like crazy up there.

Now, you say you got this manuscript two
months ago? Who sent it to you?

The gentleman who purchased the serial
rights from us. Richard Channing.

Miss Apollonia, you have a call from a
Mr. Walker McDowell.

Hello?

Apollonia, we got caught in the studio.
We won't be able to make lunch.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, so am I. So am I. Look, everyone
wants to meet you.

Listen, they like my stuff so much,
they're talking putting me under

Can you believe it?

Then you'd better stay there with them.

We'll get together some other time.

Thanks.

Why don't you have lunch anyway? My
treat.

That's all right.

I'll wait to have it with you.

Look, I gotta go. I gotta go.

Bye -bye.

I don't know what possessed you to call
me the other night, but I'm glad that

you did. So am I.

I'm having a wonderful time today.

Good weather, good road.

Good wine.

I'll drink that.

My father was already the deputy chief
of mission at the court of St. James

he met my mother. It was love at first
sight.

Oh, that is so romantic.

These days it seems like people all meet
in the single bars or on computer days.

Across a crowded courtroom.

Cheers.

I've done all the talking. It's your
turn.

Tell me about yourself.

I've had such a boring life compared to
all these castles and kings. I mean, I'm

just your typical American girl.

What's it like growing up with a famous
father?

Oh, father.

spent most of his time cooped up in the
library doing research on one case or

another.

I really didn't see very much of it.

Can I get you another drink or
something? No, no, I'm fine.

Jordan, I've had a terrific time today.

I'm very glad you called.

Thanks.

Well, I guess it must be getting late.
Perhaps I should just wander around.

I've got a couple of tickets for a jazz
festival that's taking place in the

valley at the weekend.

Maybe you'd like to come along?

Sure. Go ahead.

I'm sorry. I know I must be giving off
mixed signals.

Maybe I'm the one that's been cooped up
in that library too long.

Jordan, you're beautiful, bright.

And the best thing that's happened to my
life for a very long time.

Another eloquent summation, Mr. Reardon.

And you don't ever have to apologize.

See you at the weekend.

Melissa, what are you doing here?

Looking for you.

You should be home and call.

I was.

You fell asleep.

I don't like this. I'm over Mary.

Oh, Melissa.

Crick.

I try to do what you want me to do.

I try to forget you and your close wife.

I can't give you what you want. You know
that.

What am I supposed to do?

I can't live without you. Listen, I made
a commitment.

Now, it's one I don't intend to break.

So have you.

killing each other. No.

No, Melissa.

Whatever you think just happened didn't
happen. You can deny it, Chris, but I

can't. It won't be repeated.

It is impossible for us to ever see each
other again.

Nothing is impossible.

Why are you stopping?

We'll be late for the ceremony.

Please get out of the car now, Mr.
Stavros.

What is this?

What the hell is going on here? I
suggest you be quiet, sir. You'll pay

this. Mark my words, you'll pay for
this. Get that blindfold on and let's

him out of here. Get this damn thing
off.

You fools, you'll pay for this. Mark my
words, you'll pay for this.

Are we taking the airport now?

Yes.

We'll meet you at the jet.

Father's going to be very angry when he
finds out it was us who wrecked his

wedding day, Philippe.

We warned him, Sophia. He's a stubborn
old fool.

Let's go.

No, no, those go into living room.

You two look handsome.

Well, you look pretty terrific yourself.

Tell me, where's grandmother?

Wedding's going to start.

She's coming. You should see her. She is
gorgeous.

Wow, look at you.

Well, I see everybody's ready.

Oh, I almost forgot. This is for you.

Something borrowed?

Father gave it to me for my 21st
birthday.

Well, it's lovely, Emma.

And that's very thoughtful of you.

Well, consider it a trade. Can I borrow
your diamond necklace?

It's upstairs in the jewel box.

Oh, not now.

For my wedding.

Duane just proposed to me.

Emma!

This just arrived for you, Miss
Channing. It's marked urgent.

What is it? From Peter.

Angela, the wedding is off.

What's wrong?

I don't love you enough to marry you.

Oh, grandmother.

I've been stood up.

Next on Falcon Crest, he had his little
fling, but I got Falcon Crest back, so

please do not mention his name in this
house.

I'm afraid we're going to have to put
your place under quarantine.

We're out of business.

I'm pregnant.

What's wrong?

Cass, you can't be pregnant.

Not with my child, anyway, you can't.
And if you won't come out, I'll just

to come in. No, no, Melissa, now come
on, we'll talk about this some other

You said there might not be another
time.