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So, Tom, how does it feel

to have a statue of you added to the museum's Hall of Coolness?

I always knew that I was cool, but I never knew that I was "statue" cool.

Wow, I can't believe Tom's image will be next to the ruby that fell from space.

-It's around this corner.

Prepare to marvel at some marble.

Huh? Uh...

Pardon me. But, uh, quick question.

Why does this statue of me...

uh, not look like me?

- Because it's not you. -Huh?

A cooler guy moved to town, so he got a statue instead.

-What? -Some fella named "Roy."

- Roy?

Oh, yes, Roy! He sounds great!

I just read about him RadMag. The Magazine of Radness!

Roy babysat for our family once and planted two gardens, just for fun!

I choked on a grape once and Roy saved my life.

Who the heck is Roy?

Oh, one little museum statue isn't a big deal.

-This isn't gonna change...

-...our lives or anything.

-Well, yeah. I guess that's true.

Guys, look!

We're getting a new neighbor.

And they have a bunch of cool stuff!

-I wonder who it is. - What if he's a jerk?

Nah, just kidding. He's me!

Hi, new neighbors! I'm Roy.

Hmm...

Aah!

What do you think of my

"welcome to the neighborhood" present for Roy, huh?

What a nice gesture!

Especially after Roy dethroned you as the coolest person in town.

-Uh, Ben? -According to the museum.

-But, Ben... -What do museums know?

-Ben! -Oh...

It's fine. In fact, that's why I'm giving him this pie.

So that Roy can be like "A homemade pie? Tom is way cooler than I am!"

So it's not a nice gesture at all.

Mm-hmm.

-Hey, guys!

Just dropping by to give you a little something.

Eh, just to show how much I appreciate being your new neighbor.

Oh! A Lightning Man action figure!

They stopped making these after all the lightning injuries.

A Blue Flame 5000? That's the best Bunsen burner you can buy!

- Wow!

The Bongo and McGill complete box set!

It even has the Christmas special everyone hated!

Whoa! Are these real gold?

-Mm-hmm. And real microphones.

♪ Wow, Roy, you shouldn't have! ♪

-Yeah, Roy. You shouldn't have. -I wanted us to get off on the right foot.

-So I did a little research on you all...

-...to see what you like. -Well, that's creepy.

Tom, I wish I could be as hilarious as you.

By the way, I didn't forget about you.

-That pie looks amazing!

-Well, it's not a contest.

Oh, and before I go, I'm having a little housewarming shindig tonight.

You all should come if you're not too busy!

- Yeah, you know-- -We'd love to!

-I just don't understand...

...why we're going to some stranger's party.

-Roy's not a stranger, he's your neighbor!

Stop being such a grump.

Fine. But don't come complaining to me when this party is super-- Lame?

-For your memories. - Ooh!

So I said, "Senator, that's not an avocado!"

The funny thing is, it was an avocado. He was right, I was wrong!

♪ Everybody give a toast ♪

♪ To the host with the most ♪

♪ Oh, boy! Shooby-doo-bop-bop-ba-doo, it's Roy! ♪

Tom! Roy has his own game room! Come play extreme foosball with me!

-Ginger?

Which one of these way-too-many-doors did you go into?

Huh?

Huh?

Whoa!

Huh?

Oh.

There you are!

Roy is about to show pictures from when he climbed Mount Everest--

-and built an orphanage on it! -Angela.

-These are blueprints for the town museum. -What? Are you snooping in here?

No, I just got lost, but there is something weird about this guy.

Look! He's got this thing just laying around.

I mean, what even is this?

-I know, right?

It's--It's silly. But what can I say? I collect cool things.

And this antique crown is cool, right?

Soon I'll get something even more out of this world.

-Hmm... -Anyway, you're obviously lost.

I'll take you both back to the party.

The hallways in this house can be really, really confusing.

Totally not your fault.

-Happens to a lot of people.

Hmm...

Wow!

Tom, are you coming or not?

And there was a secret door behind it!

I mean, I am telling you,

-this dude is hiding something.

-Calm down.

It was probably some ugly utility closet...

-...he was simply trying to cover up.

Oh, Tom! A strange mail delivery that none of us knew about is here.

Ooh! A box! Let me open it!

Check it out! I look like Star Bandit from Space Conflicts!

Uh, I did not order that. Ben?

Hmm... Says it's for Roy. I guess it was delivered here by mistake.

Roy? Wait. This is burglary gear!

It all makes sense!

Roy had museum blueprints, he collects museum things,

and he said he was getting something "out of this world."

Roy's going to steal the Space Ruby!

Wow, I know you're mad about the statue, but give it a rest.

Yeah, Tom. Roy's already got it all,

-why would he need to steal to get more? -Hmph.

OK. You're right.

Yeah, sure. Roy's just a cool guy with a cool house.

So I think I'll just take this back to him and--and thank him

for all of the coolness that he gives us.

That's the spirit, Tom!

Sure.

-Ah ha! Busted, Roy! -What?

Oh, Tom! What are you doing here?

Stopping you from stealing this!

-Huh?

Whoa!

-Huh?

Aah!

Whoa!

Gotcha!

-Not so cool now, are you?

Oh, no, Tom! What have you done?

I just happened to catch Roy trying to steal the Space Ruby.

- Roy?

-Yeah. That's right! -Tom, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

I caught you sneaking into the museum!

-Oh, dear! -Oh, it's true.

I was sneaking into the museum.

Because I was so touched when you all honored me with my statue,

I wanted to make a donation from my own collection. As a "thank you."

Could someone pull that cord?

The lost crown of the city of secrets?

- Come on! -What an incredible piece!

Yeah. I studied the museum blueprints

so I could sneak in and drop off the crown while the museum was closed.

I guess I should've told someone about it, but I wanted the donation to be anonymous.

My grandma always said it's important to be humble.

- Aww! -No, don't "aww!"

All right, he said he was going to add something out of this world

to his collection! As in from space!

Oh, that?

Tom, I meant that I bought the Star Bandit costume

-from the Space Conflicts movies. -Huh?

Actually, it's a lot like your outfit. Where'd you get that?

Well, but I... You... Space Ruby.

All right, folks. Nothing to see here.

Roy was just trying to do something nice and Tom spoiled it.

Excuse me, officer. Don't be mad at Tom. He was only trying to help.

We're lucky to have such a concerned citizen.

Let's give Tom a round of applause!

-For Tom! Hip-hip--

The museum accepted Roy's generous donation,

which was going to be anonymous

until it was spoiled by a citizen who shall remain unnamed.

But he looks like this.

-It's OK, Tom.

People will forget about this in a few days.

Or weeks.

-I mean, definitely in a few months.

Hey, uh, Tom-mo.

I wanted to make sure

there were no hard feelings about what happened today.

Friends?

-Sure, Roy. Friends. -Ah!

Aww, I was hoping you'd say that.

Because nobody's gonna believe you

now that you made a fool of yourself in front of the whole town.

Wait, what? I was right about you?

See you around, Tom.

-Oh!

I mean...