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My boyfriend and I have been dating since we were sophomores in high school.

We never cheated, never went on breaks, and even survived going to different

colleges. The one thing we had was our list.

Every couple has them.

Celebrity crushes we'd be allowed to fool around with if given the chance.

But living in Wisconsin, the chances of anything ever happening was slim to

none. It was basically a joke.

Jason Black, the all -star running back for the LA Knights, was staying at my

hotel. I couldn't believe it.

As crazy as it was, we both knew I wasn't going to do anything.

But just to mess with him, I decided to see if I could get a couple pics with

Jason.

Excuse me, I don't want to waste your time.

I'm a huge fan.

Thanks. I'll get right to the point.

Me and my boyfriend have this list of celebrity crushes we'd get with if we

got the chance.

And, um...

So

I know this is kind of weird, but I just want to take a photo to fuck with

my boyfriend.

Is that okay?

Yeah, it's cool. Whatever you want. Thank you so much.

Okay.

We can do better than that.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Mr.

Black, you don't have to do that.

You talk too much.

I can't believe you're doing that.

My cock is so big.

You like the size of it?

Does that feel good

Something like that.

Yeah.

How do you fuck my face?

I don't know how you mouth feel.

It's so big.

Does that feel good?

A nice

dick massage My

cock is so big

Yeah. Your cock is so hard.

It feels so good.

You're so sexy.

Oh, shit.

Could you give me a line? I don't know what else to say.

like the way it feels in my hands.

I'm glad you're on my list.

Really?

Yeah.

If my boyfriend actually knew I was here right now, he'd be so mad.

This shit feels amazing.

Feels so good.

fuck you today this is so crazy