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Hey, baby.

It's the wedding night.

What?

Come on, baby.

I know. Well, show me that I'm beautiful and fuck me.

I'm so horny right now. Like, the whole day went so perfect.

Everything was beautiful.

Just go get your vibrator.

Yeah, I'll be right back.

Go get my vibrator?

Alright, I'll just go find a replacement for your cock, honey.

You just lay here and sleep.

I'm sure you're tired.

Okay. Love you.

Bye.

Are you sleeping too?

What are you doing?

Hi.

So, my husband passed out.

He just passed out.

I thought, you're married now, I thought we discussed this.

Are you kidding?

Yeah.

It's my wedding night.

Don't you think I deserve, you know, a wedding night, Seth?

Seth, man.

You looked really good today too.

I'm just bathing in my virginity form.

And that's the virginity you're thinking of. Oh yeah, we had sex on the go.

I'm just gonna let you suck me in my ass tonight.

But he's sucking myself by passing out and telling me I'm on toes.

Oh, today was a stressful.

Do you think it was that bad?

Do you think I deserve to just be shunned like that?

My wedding night didn't end, you know, at the party.

I had another rainy Christmas night.

How dare you not give me

my niece?

You're being such a good best man.

I'm trying to resist me.

don't think about

So horny.

Hmm.

Fucking five strokes, guy.

I wasn't dealin'.

I'm just excited to be walking the ground.

Oh fuck.

What is that?

Thank you.

It's everything I imagined it would be.

Oh, fuck yeah.

oh oh oh

oh

Oh.

Fuck me and my dress, best man.

I know that's what you've been dreaming about all day long, huh?

Fuck, that was amazing.

I gotta go get cleaned up and crawl in bed.

What's the new hubby? I'll satisfy thanks to you.

The best man ever.

Don't worry, I won't tell him.

I'll never tell him.