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If you can't, you can't.
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Ready?
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Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my
office.
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So what is the problem you have today?
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Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had
it ever since I've been a little kid.
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But now that I'm here, I'm noticing all
this creative art that you have
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everywhere.
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Yeah, I don't like to brag, but it's my
art.
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Really? Yes.
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All this beautiful art you've done.
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Like I said, I don't really like to brag
about myself, but yeah, I created all
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this art.
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It's all my work.
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Wow.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my
office.
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So what is the problem you have today?
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Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had
it ever since I've been a little kid.
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Now that I'm here, I'm noticing all this
creative art that you have.
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Yeah, I like to brag, but, you know,
it's my art.
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You mean you've done all these beautiful
paintings?
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Like I said, it's not that I really want
to brag about it, but, yeah, I create
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all this stuff. I'm an artist.
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Wow.
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Wow, Doctor, that is remarkable.
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Did you have to go to, like, some kind
of school or something before?
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Well, before I was a doctor, I was a
famous artist.
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I was a painter, a sculptor.
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I did all types of artwork.
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I was famous. I was known throughout the
world in all the museums.
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Really? Where?
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All the places like Paris, London, New
York, Rome.
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Oh, okay. I was just in Paris. Where was
it?
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Oh, you know, well, it's, you know, kind
of across the bridge, you know, where
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there's the church and then it's down
the street from, you know, real close to
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that area.
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And?
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Wow, doctor, that is just remarkable.
Did you have to, like, go to school for
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that?
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Well, before I was a doctor, you know, I
was a famous painter, sculptor,
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photographer, famous artist. I was known
throughout the world.
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Lots of museums.
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Oh, really? Where?
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You know, like Paris, London, what was
it, Rome, New York. You
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know, all the cool places.
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Okay, I was just in Paris.
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Where was it?
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You know, it's kind of across the
bridge, you know, across from the church
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the street. You know, you know that
area, probably.
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And action.
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Are you sure you're not at bullshit?
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And take two. All right, Gigglebox, you
ready?
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And go.
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Are you sure you're not a bullshit
artist and not the real thing?
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A bullshit artist?
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What? I'll prove it to you that I'm a
world -renowned king of art.
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Listen, I'm the leader of free
expression.
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They wrote books about me.
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Okay, prove it then. Give me a painting.
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Listen, if you want me to prove it to
you...
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I need to have my artist. I don't work
any other way unless my artist is naked.
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There's no other way.
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Okay, I hear that's true from the
Leonardo da Vinci channel.
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Listen, you finally get me.
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Me and him used to be roommates.
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You used to be roommates?
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Yeah. He died 500 years ago.
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Ah, he wasn't. Poor health lost time.
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Action.
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Are you sure you're not a bullshit
artist?
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Okay,
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and action.
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Are you sure you're not a bullshit
artist or the real thing?
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A bullshit artist?
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I'm going to prove to you that I'm the
king of art.
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I'm world renowned.
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You know what? Listen, I'm the leader of
free expression. They've written books
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about me.
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Okay, perfect then. Give me a painting.
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Listen, if you want me to prove it to
you, the only way that I work is that
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my... My model has to be naked.
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Okay, I've heard about that from
Leonardo da Vinci on the History
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Really? Finally you understand me.
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We used to be roommates.
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You used to be roommates?
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He died 500 years ago.
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Listen, I know he was in poor health the
last time I saw him, but, you know, I'm
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sorry that he passed away.
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Here we go, guys.
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Action.
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So we need to start. You need to stand
up.
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So we can prepare to draw.
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Don't worry.
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Don't be relaxed.
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There's nothing to be nervous about.
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Now go ahead and put it on.
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Let me see.
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Now I need you to be more on a different
angle, a different position.
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Like kind of here.
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Put those three hips out some.
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Throw your butt out this way some. And
kind of like that.
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Yeah, there you go.
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Kind of like that. Like this? Yeah, just
lay back.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Now I need you to tell me about your...
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Your fear of snakes.
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Well, I just have this fear of this
short, fat snake, and it's just going to
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enter my body and take over, and I have
nightmares about it every night, and I
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just wake up screaming.
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It's quite common.
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People are afraid of snakes.
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Doctors would call that snake -ophobia.
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Really? Yeah.
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It's common.
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Let me draw something.
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Let me get something.
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Just get a little more like this. There
you go.
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Sit up a little bit.
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There you go. There you go.
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Stretch that out.
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Let me draw a little bit.
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I want to see what you're doing.
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You want to see it? Yeah, I want to see.
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Man, that's fucking bullshit.
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I knew that you were a bullshit artist.
I just knew it. This isn't the real
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thing. I can't believe this.
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Listen, I have to do a little bit more
work. I've got to take it home and add a
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little bit of color, add a little things
to it. I'm not finished. I'm just
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beginning. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm so sure.
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I knew you were a bullshit artist.
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I mean, seriously, what are you, two?
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Come on now. Listen, listen, enough
about... Let's talk about your fear of
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snakes. No, we're going to talk about
this. You're a total asshole.
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Listen, you have a snake phobia.
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Yeah, but you are not a real artist.
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Listen, look.
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I think I see a snake.
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Oh, my God!
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Listen.
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Keep your head down.
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We're going to get over this snake
phobia. We're going to hide the snake
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find out what fears you have and get rid
of them.
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Relax there.
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Don't worry. I'll take care of the
snake.
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Okay, don't worry.
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What are you going to do with the snake?
Are you burying the snake?
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I already said it, right?
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Yeah, you buried the snake.
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Don't worry, we're going to get rid of
the snake and you're going to get over
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your fears.
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It's an exercise.
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Don't worry.
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It's more about sex. Don't worry about
it.
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You've got to tell her this is an
exercise to help you get over your fear
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snakes.
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You're approaching your fear and... And
action.
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Don't worry, this is an exercise for you
to get over the fear of snakes.
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We're going to bury the snake and get
rid of it and get it out of your head.
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You do it on your tits, and then we wipe
off.
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Give her a rest.
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gonna be 400 bucks oh well he's stuck as
an artist but
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not scared of snakes anymore i actually
kind of like him
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I should be okay.
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One more time.
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And go.
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Okay, I don't know how I got... Wait,
stop.
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Quiet now, guys. And go.
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I don't know how he got me naked and
then fucked me.
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I guess he is an artist.
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That was a nice picture.
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She's stupid.
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Alright, ready? And go.
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What was wrong with my picture? That was
a nice picture. She's stupid.
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Once more. I'll tell you when.
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And...
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Go What was wrong with my picture? That
was a very nice picture.
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She's stupid
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