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If you can't, you can't.

Ready?

Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my office.

So what is the problem you have today?

Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had it ever since I've been a little kid.

But now that I'm here, I'm noticing all this creative art that you have

everywhere.

Yeah, I don't like to brag, but it's my art.

Really? Yes.

All this beautiful art you've done.

Like I said, I don't really like to brag about myself, but yeah, I created all

this art.

It's all my work.

Wow.

Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my office.

So what is the problem you have today?

Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had it ever since I've been a little kid.

Now that I'm here, I'm noticing all this creative art that you have.

Yeah, I like to brag, but, you know, it's my art.

You mean you've done all these beautiful paintings?

Like I said, it's not that I really want to brag about it, but, yeah, I create

all this stuff. I'm an artist.

Wow.

Wow, Doctor, that is remarkable.

Did you have to go to, like, some kind of school or something before?

Well, before I was a doctor, I was a famous artist.

I was a painter, a sculptor.

I did all types of artwork.

I was famous. I was known throughout the world in all the museums.

Really? Where?

All the places like Paris, London, New York, Rome.

Oh, okay. I was just in Paris. Where was it?

Oh, you know, well, it's, you know, kind of across the bridge, you know, where

there's the church and then it's down the street from, you know, real close to

that area.

And?

Wow, doctor, that is just remarkable. Did you have to, like, go to school for

that?

Well, before I was a doctor, you know, I was a famous painter, sculptor,

photographer, famous artist. I was known throughout the world.

Lots of museums.

Oh, really? Where?

You know, like Paris, London, what was it, Rome, New York. You

know, all the cool places.

Okay, I was just in Paris.

Where was it?

You know, it's kind of across the bridge, you know, across from the church

the street. You know, you know that area, probably.

And action.

Are you sure you're not at bullshit?

And take two. All right, Gigglebox, you ready?

And go.

Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist and not the real thing?

A bullshit artist?

What? I'll prove it to you that I'm a world -renowned king of art.

Listen, I'm the leader of free expression.

They wrote books about me.

Okay, prove it then. Give me a painting.

Listen, if you want me to prove it to you...

I need to have my artist. I don't work any other way unless my artist is naked.

There's no other way.

Okay, I hear that's true from the Leonardo da Vinci channel.

Listen, you finally get me.

Me and him used to be roommates.

You used to be roommates?

Yeah. He died 500 years ago.

Ah, he wasn't. Poor health lost time.

Action.

Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist?

Okay,

and action.

Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist or the real thing?

A bullshit artist?

I'm going to prove to you that I'm the king of art.

I'm world renowned.

You know what? Listen, I'm the leader of free expression. They've written books

about me.

Okay, perfect then. Give me a painting.

Listen, if you want me to prove it to you, the only way that I work is that

my... My model has to be naked.

Okay, I've heard about that from Leonardo da Vinci on the History

Really? Finally you understand me.

We used to be roommates.

You used to be roommates?

He died 500 years ago.

Listen, I know he was in poor health the last time I saw him, but, you know, I'm

sorry that he passed away.

Here we go, guys.

Action.

So we need to start. You need to stand up.

So we can prepare to draw.

Don't worry.

Don't be relaxed.

There's nothing to be nervous about.

Now go ahead and put it on.

Let me see.

Now I need you to be more on a different angle, a different position.

Like kind of here.

Put those three hips out some.

Throw your butt out this way some. And kind of like that.

Yeah, there you go.

Kind of like that. Like this? Yeah, just lay back.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Now I need you to tell me about your...

Your fear of snakes.

Well, I just have this fear of this short, fat snake, and it's just going to

enter my body and take over, and I have nightmares about it every night, and I

just wake up screaming.

It's quite common.

People are afraid of snakes.

Doctors would call that snake -ophobia.

Really? Yeah.

It's common.

Let me draw something.

Let me get something.

Just get a little more like this. There you go.

Sit up a little bit.

There you go. There you go.

Stretch that out.

Let me draw a little bit.

I want to see what you're doing.

You want to see it? Yeah, I want to see.

Man, that's fucking bullshit.

I knew that you were a bullshit artist. I just knew it. This isn't the real

thing. I can't believe this.

Listen, I have to do a little bit more work. I've got to take it home and add a

little bit of color, add a little things to it. I'm not finished. I'm just

beginning. Yeah, yeah.

I'm so sure.

I knew you were a bullshit artist.

I mean, seriously, what are you, two?

Come on now. Listen, listen, enough about... Let's talk about your fear of

snakes. No, we're going to talk about this. You're a total asshole.

Listen, you have a snake phobia.

Yeah, but you are not a real artist.

Listen, look.

I think I see a snake.

Oh, my God!

Listen.

Keep your head down.

We're going to get over this snake phobia. We're going to hide the snake

find out what fears you have and get rid of them.

Relax there.

Don't worry. I'll take care of the snake.

Okay, don't worry.

What are you going to do with the snake? Are you burying the snake?

I already said it, right?

Yeah, you buried the snake.

Don't worry, we're going to get rid of the snake and you're going to get over

your fears.

It's an exercise.

Don't worry.

It's more about sex. Don't worry about it.

You've got to tell her this is an exercise to help you get over your fear

snakes.

You're approaching your fear and... And action.

Don't worry, this is an exercise for you to get over the fear of snakes.

We're going to bury the snake and get rid of it and get it out of your head.

You do it on your tits, and then we wipe off.

Give her a rest.

gonna be 400 bucks oh well he's stuck as an artist but

not scared of snakes anymore i actually kind of like him

I should be okay.

One more time.

And go.

Okay, I don't know how I got... Wait, stop.

Quiet now, guys. And go.

I don't know how he got me naked and then fucked me.

I guess he is an artist.

That was a nice picture.

She's stupid.

Alright, ready? And go.

What was wrong with my picture? That was a nice picture. She's stupid.

Once more. I'll tell you when.

And...

Go What was wrong with my picture? That was a very nice picture.

She's stupid