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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss pay in my memory?

Set me free, little girl All you gotta do is set me free, little

girl You know you can do it if you try All you gotta do is set me free,

free, free Set me free, little girl All you

gotta do is set me free, little girl You know you can do it if you try

You pleaded guilty to serious acts of damage to property.

Unfortunately, nobody was injured.

But not, it seems, through any notion of restraint on your part. Now, this court

will not tolerate teenage vandalism.

But it is your first offence.

And since the police officers in question consider your personal

merit further study, I'm going to postpone sentence.

You're remanded in custody until a report into your case is to hand.

Set me free, little girl.

You can take him down after that. All you gotta do is set me free, little

You know you've got to do it in control.

All you gotta do is set me free, free, free. All right. Set me free.

How do you think it'll go for Carl?

Blaming the police for the death of his father is no excuse to go about

vandalizing police stations and property, really. No such.

But if he's genuinely learned his lesson, he could get off with a warning.

Enjoying it, aren't you?

Couldn't wait to see him locked up.

He's to blame for his predicament, not us.

Carl was provoked into what he did. He's never been any trouble to anyone. How

dare you say that?

Your son pressurised my daughter into going on the pill. Listen to her.

Your daughter had nothing to do with it, I suppose. You stupid, ignorant woman.

Stupid? I'll give you stupid!

Get off! I think you should go.

Yes, with pleasure.

Trust you not to take their side.

If it weren't for you, he wouldn't be locked up now.

I think you and Bellamy better keep an eye on that situation.

That could be a full -time job, Sarge.

Why do I have to get that dressed up too, Mr Vernon?

Because, David, today you are my chauffeur, and in the world of commerce,

is everything.

Look, that's over and done with.

You won't be troubling you again, Deborah. What do you mean?

Mum? He's been remanded in custody.

Carl? In prison?

Deborah, if you've got any sense at all, you'll put him out of your mind. You're

all against him. Why?

What's Carl ever done to you?

It's not fair!

No contact between her and that boy, we agree.

driving you about. You've never made me wear a suit before.

What do you want here?

Mr Hawkins, Vernon Scripps. We spoke on the telephone.

Dressed like that, I thought you were bailiffs.

Normally, I'm a chauffeur when I'm dressed like this. All right, David.

I'm here to buy your slot machines, Mr Hawkins.

Well, there they are, 20 and all.

Turned a good profit for me till I was forced out of business.

Don't worry about it, Hawkins. Mr Vernon's going to pay more than the...

right, David, I'll do the talking.

Now, had you won a price in mind, Mr Hawkins?

Make me an offer.

Let me see now.

20 machines in reasonable working order. Let's say six quid apiece.

You'll not get more from the bailiffs.

No, they'll not be willing to go up to ten like Mr... David!

Seven quid apiece, then.

Seven quid?

You'll not get a better offer?

Well, no, it's not. David, will you shut up?

I've already had a better offer, but let's just say I won't sell them to a

competitor. Right, well, eight quid apiece, and that's my final offer.

It's a deal.

Do we shake on it?

Done.

And you know, David was right.

You could have bid me up, Mr Hawkins.

There's no time.

The bailiffs are on the way, and they would have flogged them for peanuts.

But you could have bought them for half the price, Mr Scripps.

How long has this family been feuding like this?

Well, you're the reporter. That's for you to find out.

Some people blame Dr Somerby.

You know, getting the village kids all steamed up by doling out contraceptive

pills. What a stupid thing to say.

She's hardly doling them out. She's a good doctor.

Same again.

What do you think, Mr Blaketon?

Well, call me old -fashioned, but if I had a young daughter, I don't think I'd

want her to be on the pill, not without my consent.

Oh, what, that you'd rather have her pregnant?

Don't put words into my mouth, Gina. Go on, Mr Blaketon. I just think that if

she was mine, I'd want to protect her from that kind of pressure, at least

she came of age, that's all.

By which time, Oscar, it could be too late. And a lot of people round here

the same, Gina. Shut up.

Well?

With Carl out of the way, it'll all blow over.

The whites have been just as tough on their own, kid. Thanks.

Tricia says they're keeping Deborah almost a prisoner in the house.

Yeah, talk now.

Carl Lomax has been caught today. I heard he's been kept somewhere.

Could I have the address, please?

You're a friend of Deborah White?

That's right.

Is it for her?

Who says it's not for me?

You do know what you're getting yourself into.

All I want is to have a dress.

No law against that, is there?

No.

And you are?

Jenny Kirby.

Why?

Just so that we know, Miss Kirby.

Thank you.

Hello?

It's Jenny.

Jenny Kirby?

Can I speak to Deborah, please?

It's Jenny.

Do you mind if I speak to my friend in private?

Or is that forbidden, too?

It's you we're thinking of, love.

If you stay, I'll put the phone down.

Very well.

Don't be too long about it.

Jenny?

Yeah, she's gone.

You got it?

Brilliant.

Look, can you call in on your way home?

I need a letter posted.

OK.

Bye.

Come on, you two, get inside. Hey!

Hey, come on, let's have a look at you.

So, who's been giving my favourite sister a hard time, eh?

Hey!

Look,

there's one of you.

Yes? Can you confirm that the Executive Council are concerned about your

activities in Aidensfield? And you are? Andy Tharke's reporter for the

Asperger's Gazette. I don't know where you get your information from. You

prescribed the pill for a 16 -year -old girl, didn't you? That's not true.

You're denying you put Deborah White on the pill? Yes, then it's none of your

business. How many other teenagers have you put on the pill, Doctor, without

parental consent?

Goodbye, Mrs Pike. The parents of Karl Lomax and Deborah White are at each

other's throats. Other parents in Aidensfield are up in arms. Is that

you've prayed on?

Is that something you want to comment on, Dr Somerville? Yes, go to hell!

You bought 20 of these?

I thought we'd start small.

Start what? Another Las Vegas?

Oh, I've seen that on the television.

Hey, it'd be great if there was one here.

Bernard, I got all these machines for 160 quid. That's a small price to pay

what I've got in mind.

Well, you haven't got a bean, never mind 160 quid. Well, true, but we have in

the kitty for Scripps Taxi Services.

That's for our new motor.

Bernard, I've got a plan.

Tell me, how many pubs can you name in this part of Yorkshire alone?

Hundreds. Exactly.

Oh, me too. There's the Queen's Head at Kirby.

There's that Rat Catcher's Arms place. And every one of them are licensed to

print money for Scripps Enterprises. The Saracen's Head that Mr Greengrass used

to like. Just trust me, Bernard.

Or the Headless Woman.

I have mothers ringing me up in a state convinced I'm just handing out the pill

to their daughters.

I actually believe I'm encouraging promiscuity in the village.

What, you think someone's stirring it up?

Well, the white started it, but it's taken on a life of its own.

It's nasty, Mike.

The executive council have had complaints.

They called me in today, and then some sleazy reporter started pestering me as

left the hospital.

Hello, surgery?

Yes, it's Dr Somervie.

Who is this?

Very brave of you.

Yeah, I do have something to say.

You're a disgusting cowardly... Anonymous call.

What'd they say?

Don't ask, Mike.

Hello, Mike.

Gardens.

In fact, we'll pick you up after school.

We'd appreciate it if you were here once you arrived.

Can I go now?

Yes. Goodbye.

Divided community, family feuding, threats of violence, sexual promiscuity.

Not talking about the last days of the Roman Empire here, are we, Ventress?

No, Sarge. No.

Aidensfield, a rural community on the North Yorkshire Moors. Why isn't that

concern after Bellamy?

It's on our patch, Sarge. Quite.

Controversial GP Patricia Somerby and anti -pill spokesman Oscar Blaketon. Has

the world gone completely mad?

The reporter, Sarge. Right. A real sleaze merchant.

Trouble maker.

Heaven knows what impression this kind of sensation -mongering rubbish is going

to have on Division.

It's a local paper card. It won't travel that far.

Ashfordly Police Station.

It's for you, sir.

The beer.

I'll take it inside.

When lightning strikes you through the...

You turn around, you're all alone.

By the time you hear the silent sound.

That's great.

Charlie Woods.

Call me Charlie.

All me friends do.

Oh, right.

It's just that I'm not... You want the pub, Mr Woods.

Charlie. Charlie. Not the pub.

Not just yet.

Not till we've done our deal.

Oh, I don't do deals. I just do jobs, Mr Woods.

Charlie. Charlie.

The person you want... These slot machines, Mr Scripps.

I want them.

I'll pay you more than you paid.

More than they're worth.

All right, well, I can't do that, you see. These are all part of Mr Vernon's

plan. Mr Orkin sold them to you, but he promised them to me.

You see, they're not for sale. I haven't even finished polishing them yet.

You're not listening.

I need these machines and I intend to have them.

At a fair price, of course.

Well, if you can't have them, then you go and ask Mr. Burney. He'll tell you

exactly the same thing.

Oh, I'm very sorry, Mr. Wood, um, Charlie.

What's going on?

Oh, Mr. Scripps, Mr.

Wood, um, Charlie here, he's been asking if we have the machines. Well, I said

he couldn't have them, but, well, Mr. Wood, Charlie's not really listening.

Well, can you tell him and I'll get back to polishing my machines?

You heard it, David.

The slot machines aren't for sale.

You and your brother, not thinking of going into arcade business, I hope?

What's it to you?

I don't like competition.

And I need these machines.

Goodbye, Mr Woods.

It's Charlie.

Very well.

I'll be your way.

Will you ask anyone about Charlie Woods?

And they'll tell you that what he wants, he usually gets.

Any idea when?

You took your time finding out.

All right, we'll take it from here.

Colonel Lomax has absconded.

Absconded how?

We don't know. They think he's had a good two -hour start.

All that kid needs is a sentencing coming up.

They think he's headed this way. They found a letter in his room from Deborah

White, and they're convinced that's the reason he took off. Right, I want Lomax

found and fast.

Come on, look, I'm going to get you a breakfast.

Can I have a bit of sausage?

Yeah. Can't have any.

Doctor, some of it.

Do you get some stick in here? Serves her right. Was there put that Deborah on

the pill?

What's she like?

A doctor.

Just a flick of a girl.

Don't know whether she's coming or going, running a practice like that on

own.

This is exciting.

Just a good girl.

Mm, quite right.

Can I have a word, please, Mrs Lomax? What now?

Can we talk inside, please?

Say what you have to say or get lost.

It's all right, sis.

Don't mind the manners. Now, I'm here.

And you are?

I'll be forward.

He's my brother.

See how you get on pushing him around.

Do you have any more fun, Mrs Lorax?

Carl, why?

What's happened?

He's absconded.

We have reason to believe he's making his way towards Edensfield.

If Carl does show up, or gets in contact in any way, persuade him to turn

himself in.

I assure you, it will not do your son's case any good if we find him before he

finds us.

Good day to you.

Leave it?

What if he comes round here pestering my daughter again?

Well, we hope to find him before that, Mrs White. Well, if you don't, what

Try not to worry, Mrs White. So you say, but it's not your daughter he's after.

If my husband catches him again with Deborah, that boy will live to regret

We don't take kindly to threats of violence, Mrs White. Really?

When decent people are simply trying to protect their children.

Violence is not the answer. Is Deborah at home?

She's at school.

I'm going to collect her soon.

Well, persuaded that it's in Carl's best interest to turn himself in.

Deborah won't be seeing him.

We'll make absolutely sure of that.

It won't cost the pub a bin.

They just sit there in the corner and all you hear is the sound of profits

time somebody pulls a handle.

You brought me here to listen to this con artist.

The pub could do with livening up. Don't be so suspicious.

I've seen more shady tricks than you've had at dinners, Gina.

Come on, Oscar.

That's no way to talk about a legitimate business proposition.

We can't lose, Mr Blaketon. Well, I mean, you can't lose.

You get no cash from our till, if that's what you're hoping.

I know.

Look, while the trial runs on, we use these tokens.

Yeah, you see, the punters buy them at the bar, and then if they win, they

exchange them for drinks.

Ah, so that's your game, is it? We pay for the drinks.

No, I do.

Well, at least while the trial runs on.

After that, it's all cash.

I think it sounds great.

I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole.

Look, I decide what goes on in the pub, not you.

Remember, Mr Blaketon, everyone's a winner with... If I have to listen to a

parrot, I expect it to have feathers.

I'm off to Whitley, wasting my time, I tell you.

Oscar!

Can we take that as a definite maybe, Oscar?

Hello?

Patricia?

Hi. Look, I'm meeting Phil in the pub. I just wondered if you'd fancy a drink.

Oh, I've still got some visits to make.

Maybe later.

Look, I... I saw today's paper.

You as well, eh?

The executive council rang again today.

I'm not going to swallow that scaremongering rubbish, are I? Well,

told them the facts, but the press interest means they have to investigate.

They've assured me there's nothing to worry about.

I should hope so. It's not as if you forced Deborah White to go on the pill.

I just referred her to a family planning clinic.

What did you tell that reporter then?

He's not interested in the truth, Mike. Lies sell more papers.

Well, he's well and truly dropped you, isn't he? It's not about me.

It's about Deborah, about girls like Deborah.

If I turn them away, where do they end up? Down some backstreet abortionist?

Surgery.

Slow down. Where are you?

No, don't touch him. I'm on my way. It's been a car accident. That was the

driver. I'll come with you.

There's no sign of it.

Are you sure you've got the directions right?

Yeah, Victor's there. He said we'd see the car headlights.

Well, there's nothing here, Tricia.

No. A hoax.

Sorry to spoil your night. Oh, it's all right. It hasn't started yet.

Look, I'm sure you don't want to join us for a drink.

Thanks, but I've still got my visits.

What is it?

Gorzo.

The drug... What's missing?

Amphetamines, dihydrocodine, pentazothine. They've been cleaned out,

anything outside the doctor's house? The last night, I think.

No, I don't think so.

The lock's been levered open.

And by someone who knew what they were doing.

And they knew what they wanted.

Only drugs you can sell on the streets were taken.

Not on my streets, Dr Somerby.

Jenny! Jenny!

I'm going to be late.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Just have to know I'm out.

Tipper and the whole universe should go in spare, Carl. I need to see her.

How? Apparel's leaving her out of sight.

Can you get a message to her?

Yeah.

I must see the loitering outside the surgery last night.

What time?

About the time that you and Dr Somerby were called out.

Well, that call was obviously a set -up for the burglary.

I agree.

Bradley, you and Bellamy check on visitors to the village, especially

checking into guest accommodation.

Well, they must not die.

Andy Sykes.

Ashfordly Gazette, sir.

Hmm. That's Mr Sykes.

Yesterday you lose, Carl Lowe. My last night of surgery burgled. Do you have a

comment on that?

No. And that's not an invitation for you to make one up, Mr Sykes.

What was next in there? Drugs? We're still assessing the loss.

Well, how about it with drugs?

How will that look when they're on our streets?

You've put Aidensfield on the map, Mr Sykes.

Attracted all sorts of people here, including the person who most probably

burgled that surgery.

You're following your career within draft, Mr Sykes.

Here, officer Sykes.

Well, you'll find they won't let you down.

Oh, that's great.

I must have pressed on. I've still got a few more jobs to do.

Oh, that's fine. Well, goodbye then, Mrs Cedric, and thanks for all your great

work. It's all part of the service.

That was Mr. Cedric.

It's working, David. It's all falling into place.

I've spoken to three more pubs today.

Yeah, he was talking about Mr.

Hawkins, Mr.

Cedric. He's come to do a maintenance job. David, you're not listening.

There's three more pubs willing to take our slot machines.

Now, if they make a profit, they are. All right, well, that's great. It was

right, then, to let Mr. Cedric carry on, then, was it? Yes, whatever.

Nothing can stop us now. We're on our way.

That's great. Well, it's amazing the way they all fit you back together again,

weren't they?

We kiss in a shadow.

We hide from the moon.

Our meetings are here and over too soon.

We speak in a whisper.

They're on at me every minute I'm in the house. Cause this.

Carl's that. Carl will destroy my future.

Trying to poison my mind.

Shall I hear what my mum says about you and your parents?

No words to bet them what mine think of yours.

Look, who cares?

Can't they just leave us alone?

What have we ever done to them? It's just the way things are, Debs.

Nothing's going to change.

What if the police find you?

My parents?

Listen, they're not going to find me.

If I'm not here... What will you do?

Get lost.

In London, maybe.

It's a big city.

Millions live there. Who'd notice us?

You'll take me with you?

I'm not going anywhere without you.

How can we really do it, Carl?

Get away and be together?

Yeah. I've planned it all out.

If it's what you really want.

To be with me.

Some total of guest house visitors in the last few days.

Two commercial travellers.

One granny and a bird watcher. You?

Two family groups, one runaway missus, two vicars.

Hello, lad.

Get you anything?

Cheese sandwich for me, please.

Right, I'll get some fresh.

Have you had a chat with him yet?

I'll ask him in a minute.

There's a new arrival we haven't checked out yet.

Who's he?

Eddie Ford, Mrs Lomax's brother.

Ah, Mr Sykes.

Running your sorrows, are you? Right.

Incompetent plods in uniform. How's that affect on me? Oh, I'm sorry to hear it.

We'll try harder next time.

Don't bother.

What, with dumboes in uniform?

Runaway sex, mad teenagers.

Doors being kicked in. Clueless doctors. Locals trying to use each other as

footballs. It's better than the flicks, isn't it?

There you are.

Enjoy. Thanks, Oscar.

Look, I'll have a word with Mr Ford. Have a chat with him.

I mean, you've had your dinner. I haven't.

I'm still starving. She's my dinner.

Oh, shut up.

Afternoon, Mrs Lomax.

Heard from Carl.

If I had to think, I'd tell you.

Do you mind, officer? It's his private company.

Actually, it's you I'd like to speak to, Mr Ford. Mind if I sit?

What are you on about now?

The village surgery was burgled last night.

Who have you had staying the last few days?

Just a couple of regulars, Phil.

So, Bellamy, Aidensfield Police have certainly seen better days than this.

First that pillow pit, then burglary.

And now I hear drugs have been found circulating amongst our young ones.

Well, it was easier in your day, Oscar.

Just your name alone was enough to scare the villains away.

And how long have you been at this London address?

Oh, months.

Last night, after you left, where did you go?

Straight home with my sister.

After that, anywhere else?

Nope. Stayed in, went to bed.

Can you confirm that?

Yeah.

You're crazy if you think my brother kicked Dr Somerville's door in.

He'd have a right to. Don't mean he did it.

I'm not talking about vandalism, Mrs Lomax.

The surgery was raided and drugs were taken.

Very dangerous drugs.

You must be mad.

Don't worry. They won't bother to check.

What if they do and they find out we've really been living?

So what? I've done me time. I'm a free man. I mean, how else could I be here to

protect you?

Yeah, yeah, but can you check again, please?

No, no, that was the address I was given.

Really?

Right, thanks.

Thanks for your help.

The address Ford gave me, the nearest London station, because it doesn't

Aidensfield Police.

Oscar?

Are you sure, Oscar?

You seem to forget who you're talking to, Bradley.

In the force, the Blaketon memory was famous for its photographic quality.

Ford's done time. Oscar overheard him say it.

One up to Oscar.

Phil, look, you see if you can track down Ford's record.

I think I'd better go and have another word with Mr Lomax.

When did your brother get out of prison?

You can ask him that.

I will.

But if you want to help your brother, you'll answer my question.

I'll find out anyway.

He got out a week ago.

Why did he lie about his address?

He knows how you are with people like us. And look at how you treated Carl.

What was he in for?

I don't know, and I didn't ask.

Me and Eddie lost touch ages ago.

Your brother claimed he was here the night the surgery was burgled.

You confirmed that.

Is that the truth?

I said so once, and I'm saying it again.

Mrs Lomax, burglary and stealing dangerous drugs are both very serious

If you're lying and we find out, it means you're involved.

And how's that going to look when Carl comes up with a sentence?

waited just to love you now that I've found you you've got

the look of love it's on

your face I look the

time can't erase

be my

And we have him as the fake, eh?

So we're back from Ford, yes? Police records are still checking, sir.

It's a common name, Eddie Ford.

Sergeant Craddock!

My daughter's run away.

I think she's made off with a Lomax boy.

Carl!

Dad? It's all right, I'm here.

I feel so ill, Carl.

That's what's wrong with eating something.

Or just a pill with some water.

Debs, not from that tap.

All set for the big day?

No.

Well,

I would be if he wasn't so dead against it.

But the lads will be here in a minute with the swap machines.

He won't listen to reason.

Me, unreasonable.

Just because I refuse to release gambling fever on my premises.

It's not illegal, Oscar.

Oh, you're telling me the law now, are you? No.

It's just I'm wondering what Aidensfield Youth Club are going to say when they

find out they're not going to get their dividend.

What are you talking about now?

Five percent of all the eventual profits were going to the local youth club.

We were going to call it the Blaketon Initiative.

Well, you never mentioned this before.

No, you never gave me a chance, Oscar.

Where do you want it, Vernon?

It's not for him to say, Bernie.

Oh, cheer up, Oscar.

Try it by the gent.

Gent's right.

No, not by the gent.

If it's going to stay, it's going to stay somewhere I can see it.

How about the snug, then?

Snug. And not the snug.

I may be old -fashioned, but I believe a snug should look like a snug.

Well, should we put it in the kitchen?

People can have a cup of tea while they're using it. No, David.

Well, where do you want them, then?

Well, since you ask, I don't want them anywhere.

Thoughts stop.

Look, hang on.

Let's do this right.

Psychology.

That's the key to where we place them.

Look.

Now, your regular customer comes in the pub, walks up to the bar, says hello to

his mates. Hello, Harry. Hello, Charlie.

Orders a pint.

Pays his money.

Gets the pint.

Takes the first pull.

Mmm.

gets his change, turns, and sees something more interesting than a pocket

put his loose change in.

That's the place, and tonight's the night.

You need help?

No, don't leave me. Dave, you could get worse.

Please, can't. There's a phone box not too far away.

I'll come back, I promise.

I love you.

Can't let you go through this.

for you, Doctor, isn't it? To Mrs. White, please. My daughter's run away

home because of you.

Goodness knows what's going to happen to her.

Now do you see what you've done?

Run away?

I've no idea. I'm sorry.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Why don't you come in?

Arguing's not going to help, Deborah. We need to talk about this calmly.

She's a sensible girl, Mrs. White.

That's why she came to see me in the first place.

She should have spoken to me. I'm her mother.

Did you ever advise her about contraception?

She's so young. I thought I had more time.

It's not an easy subject for a parent.

I wanted to many times.

Too embarrassed, I suppose.

When I was her age, the best contraception was the word no.

Times have changed.

Young people, especially young girls, need to understand the facts of life.

I feel terrible.

I've let her down.

How safe are these pills?

They're powerful drugs, Mrs White, but under medical supervision, very safe.

I ask because she's made off with the pills that I confiscated.

So there will have been a gap between taking them.

That could add to the risk of her getting pregnant. Excuse me.

Hello, surgery.

Has she eaten or drunk anything?

OK, don't touch that water again. Where are you?

Yeah, I think I know it. I'll leave now and the ambulance will follow. Carl,

stay by the phone until I get there.

Carl? Carl Loma?

He and Deborah were hiding out.

Deborah's taken ill.

Deborah ill?

Try not to worry Mrs White.

Mum, can you open these sweeties for me?

Where did you get them? In our room.

Annie, where did you find these?

Over there.

Right, now go downstairs and play with Roy. I'll be down in a minute, all

Off you go.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Urgent, yes.

Aye.

Sarge, that was Mrs Lomax. She wants to see you. She said it's urgent.

She wants us there before her brother gets back.

Right. Follow me, Bradley.

Debs! Debs, don't the son of his ear!

Is that what you're looking for?

Yeah. How did they get here?

Eddie hid them in my kid's bedroom.

They thought they were sweet.

Have you ever dealt in drugs before?

Burglary, yeah, but drugs.

Not that I know of.

It's me.

I called the police, Eddie.

You?

You shopped your own brother?

My kids found them, Eddie.

They were about to swallow them.

You could have killed my king.

The ambulance is here.

We've heard the records, Sarge.

Ford started dealing drugs whilst he was serving time. He was smuggling them in

and flogging them to other inmates.

Perhaps now we'll consider a change of career.

You've got plenty of time to ponder it.

We found Carl Romax.

It was contaminated water.

They have a few more tests to run, but she'll be fine.

Can I see her?

Not today, Carl, but I'm sure the police can arrange it when she's feeling

stronger.

Just a minute.

She might have died, but for you.

We'll always be in your debt.

I did it for Debs. I know.

Good luck with your court, Kate.

Thanks a lot.

What'll happen to him?

After turning himself in and doing it to help Deborah, we're recommending that

he get let off with a caution.

but give me money.

That's what I want.

That's what I want. That's what I want.

That's what I want. That's what I want.

That's what I want.

Right,

give me the coins. How many you got there?

One, two, three, four, right, that's three pints.

Three pints coming up.

Hey, apparently, I hope your brother's got deep pockets.

He owes us a fortune already, I tell you.

Don't call for you, Bernie.

Mr Woods, he said he's urgent.

Woods? Oh, yeah, I remember him. Yeah.

He's probably for Vernon.

Well, is he here?

Well, no, on his way, I should think. No, I'd better get him.

Have you just been in a pub, sir?

Please step out on your vehicle, please, sir.

Would you mind breathing into this, sir?

A breath of not less than ten and not more than twenty seconds, sir.

Yep. Do you need a car for your business, sir?

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

They look happy, Mr. Vernon.

They're not supposed to look happy. They're supposed to look...

Leonard! No bloke called Cedric. Never mind that. What's going on with these

machines? He just had a telephone call. Apparently this Cedric fixed them.

Well, that's right. He took them all to bits.

I told you about it.

What you didn't tell him is that Cedric nobbled them.

You let someone nobble my machines?

I told you about it. You said it were all right.

Cedric works for a man called Woods.

He paid a visit to the garage.

Wanted to buy you one -armed bandits.

In fact, he insisted on it.

Yeah, I didn't pay any attention to it at the time.

You didn't pay any attention to it?

Hey, Scripps, you best do something quick. They're chucking out wins every

pull.

We'll just keep them. They're going to drink us dry, Oscar.

I've got to get them out of here. I've never known an aisle like this. Excuse

me.

What I haven't told him is I've just sold the lot to Woods.

I bet, yes. For a loss, too.

No, Oscar.

No, for once, Vernon's in profit.

Turns out these machines are the last in the area that Woods doesn't own.

Amazing what he was prepared to offer to get rid of the competition.

That's all right for you, Bernie. I want to know who's going to pay this bowel

bill. It's all part of the deal.

No! Yeah, Woods is going to pay that, Lord.

All right, I'll just go and tell Mr. Verner not to worry about the barbell.

so fast.

Has him swept for a bit on the thought that he'll be washing pub glasses for a

month. Oh, what a wonderful thought.

More, more, more.

Come on.