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I think, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

The road is long

with a man...

Who knows where?

Who knows where?

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

We're renting the cottage down the lane. I wondered if I might buy some milk.

What's going on? He wants some milk.

How do you do? My name's Deepak Rawls. We've nothing to sell.

Nothing.

Just I've never seen anybody use all their fingers before.

Are you done, then?

Yeah, looks that way.

Fancy a drink?

Yeah, all right, then.

Here you come in, Mike.

Ah, well, they were all carload of them.

They had bags on the roof.

Probably on a round -the -world trip and turned the wrong way when they were

coming out of Bombay.

You know what my mum says, though? She says you let one of them in, all the

follow. The only time you want to take note of what your mother says is when

she's yelling for you to get up in the morning. And don't forget, we're

off very early tomorrow.

Aye, what worms and that, eh?

Well,

what have you said about birds catching early worms?

Can we go before you might be as daft as you are?

What's those two acting?

Oh, another one of Claude's bright ideas.

He's got it in his head to set up a mobile shop, take the stuff out to Elf

be more.

I thought Elf was to bring Franavan out there. Yeah?

Only now he's bought himself a guesthouse near Scarborough.

Claude's ready enough to be making it in.

Really?

You know Maggie Gina uh two pints of bitter blue than a cherry B.

They look crazy Yeah, you playing goosby then me Yeah,

Mike Phil reckons. We ought to go out for meal one night.

I didn't know Mike not Anyway yeah, I can't at the moment do one.

I didn't have to pay

Well, I'll tell you what. Why not cook with something instead?

I mean, it'd be cheaper.

Me? Cook?

Well, yeah.

Then Mike could bring someone along as well, and we could make it into a kind

party.

Yeah, well, I'd love to, but the thing is, I don't know anyone I could take

me. Well, you could always ask me.

Sounds like fun.

Come on, Jake!

Get in there! Get in there! Get in there! Get in there! Get in there! Get

there! Get in there!

Get in there!

Get in there!

Get in there!

There's another three sets being dug up further back.

If I thought you were local, I wouldn't have bothered you. I'd have just dashed

around and sorted it out myself.

Why do you think it isn't?

There's no dead badgers left behind, that's what.

If you were a local lad digging Billy out to chuck to his dogs, he'd hardly

clear up after himself, would he?

Right, of course.

No. Whoever's digging here, checking badgers away with them.

Now, I reckon these tracks are from a truck or a lorry.

Can't you do them cheaper than ten of them back, Mr. Watson?

Take them and leave them.

No, you've got to go in cheap. I mean, can't you do me a deal on this stuff?

That's one of our better lines.

It might be, but it's got all foreign writing on the label. Surely you can do

cheaper. We send them back to be relabeled. Look, I'm sorry, Mr.

Anything that's marked down here has to be damaged stock.

Haven't you got any damaged stock?

I'm sorry, we haven't. Not at the moment.

This. Get in the lorry and bring it back when I tell you. Oh, you know I'm not

good at going backwards.

It'll be all right. Go on.

Oh, yes.

Hope you've paid for that lot.

Greengrass, a little bird tells me that you fancy yourself as a shopkeeper these

days.

I think a little bird that I wrote to do with you would be a vulture.

Well, I understand you and I are buying a small seaside guest house.

No, I've got both eyes on buying a big one.

Well, I just thought I'd wish you luck.

Everyone should have a dream.

If you were in it, it'd be a nightmare.

OK, son, come on.

Come on, lad.

Come on, David.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on, come on!

What the blazes is going on, Greengrass?

I'm sorry, Mr.

Wilson. I'm afraid young David's a little bit backward in going forward.

Well, that might be the case, but what am I going to do with these?

Oh, in his right mind, he's going to buy these now.

Well, seeing as it's my employee who's partially responsible for damaging them,

I feel a moral obligation to take them off your hands.

Really? Yeah, if the price is right.

Really.

What makes you think we're looking at professionals, Bradley? Well, the badges

weren't being killed by the sets. They were being taken away.

Well, that'll be for biking.

They pit them against the dock and bet how long the killing takes.

Thank you, Constable.

I've come across this particular depravity before.

And if there were any dogfights going on locally, we'd probably have heard a

whisper.

Oh, there were tyre marks from a truck and... me.

OK. Common enough.

Maybe. But what can we learn about their chosen vehicular mode, Constable

Ventress?

Sarge?

Bradley?

Well, if they were using a truck, they'd probably not want to throw through car

from a proper road.

That would be... Exactly.

So we can eliminate a number of possible future targets from the equation.

Oh, they'll stick with Burleigh Woods, then. What place is teeming with

Sarge? It's easy to get to.

Anyone local would have known that.

Is that right?

Then that's where we'll concentrate our energies.

Won't you, Ventress?

Shall we stay on patrol at nine o 'clock this evening?

Good.

Oh, and Bradley, get us all over to Division.

Try and think about a new bit of kit to collect.

We've got change as well.

We're not getting better value than that.

Ah, Mr. Rimmett, have you made your mind up?

No, I don't know, Mr. Greengrass.

Anything foreign plays havoc with my sister's stomach.

It's not really foreign, though, is it? I mean, their cows are bound to be

related to ours. They're like distant cousins.

It were bad enough that time we went to the Isle of Wight.

I'm sure it was. Look, you won't get tins baked at better prices than this.

tell you what I'll do.

I'll let you have two tins for one and six.

Can I have one for ninepence?

Who said the spirit of adventure was six foot under?

Excuse me, I forgot something.

I'll get you changed.

Is everything alright?

Perfect, love. Really hit the spot.

Good.

The bits don't know.

What's the bits don't know?

The boys were forgetting some extra cleaning done.

What for tonight?

Ooh, that's a nice impression, are you?

Ah, real English grub. That's a guy for sore eyes.

Why? He used to come to a bit more exotic.

Well, not if we can avoid it, love.

Only sometimes that's not so easy, eh, Mr Sykes? That's true.

Is that right?

Bill, I don't expect you have to worry about that too much around here.

Courialities?

Darkies?

Immigrants?

No.

Mind you, we do get our fair share of undesirables.

You're wondering what on earth a doctor who practiced in Kenya can offer here.

Actually, I was wondering what exactly brought you to Aidensfield.

Patient told me about the area.

Said it was a good place to settle.

I see.

Well, Dr. Rowell, you're highly qualified. I can see that. But I'm

is quite a humble practice.

I think we may be at cross purposes, Dr. Bolton. I'm not here looking for work.

Oh. Although, of course, I do intend to return to general practice at some

point. I had hoped you may be able to advise me on my best prospects.

Well, I'm not...

Have you considered surgical work?

In a large hospital?

Where the colour of my skin mightn't be a problem?

That's not what I meant.

All they need is warming through.

That and washing up after.

I don't mind the cooking.

But I'm not scraping at dirty plates for the next fortnight.

Right. Thanks.

That's Mike.

Well, it's up to you now.

Don't let me down, will you?

Well, whatever it is, smells good.

So, how you been getting on?

Sorry, did you call?

Had my head in the oven.

Well, your cooking's that bad, is it?

So this is the new kit, then?

Well, yeah, some of it.

But you should see the new bike.

Well, come on, then. Let's have a go. All right.

Oh, you'd best take that pinny off.

People might laugh.

You've no cause for concern, Nora.

Not really.

You know how it is.

Creeping round, getting everything ready.

All costs.

And that's all that's worrying you.

Well, what happened before?

Ian took it hard enough then.

If anything went wrong, I'd... Here

we go, then.

Oh, you've only gone and cocked me ten, Bob.

I bet Maggie'd be a take -out from the soup.

Serves you right, then.

A skewed apple for me.

Noble.

Damn, it looks nice.

All right, I'll just...

Oh, come on, then.

Who taught you how to cook like this?

You weren't one of those who got that off woodwork and had to do cookery with

girl, were you?

Jealousy, jealousy, mate.

If you ask me, he's a natural.

He's right.

He's very good.

So what's in it, then, Phil?

The usual.

And what's that exactly?

Yeah. Come on, Phil.

Don't keep the recipe to yourself.

Well, uh... Lamb.

Carrots. And green beans.

Yeah, green beans.

You know, it's funny that, because the only person I know who cooks off pot

green beans is my auntie. Oh, Mary?

Yeah.

She always cooked it for us when we were kids.

She knew it was my favourite.

I might have had a bit of help.

What? Oh, so this isn't all your own creation, then?

Not entirely.

What do you mean?

Oh, right, I get it.

Mike helped you, didn't he?

What? You know, you are such a lemon sometimes.

Cooking is nothing a bloke need be shamed of.

I'll go.

Come on, come on, come on.

How can you be sure they escaped by the gate?

You were swinging wide.

Well, what about when I pass? No.

You'll see somebody out here in a minute's time.

Vic, Vic, come on.

Come on, girl.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Need any help?

No, thanks.

You all right?

What's going on? It's all in hand, it's all right. It doesn't seem to be.

Is she okay? She would be, if you'd just let us get on.

I'm a doctor. If you'd stop trying to patronise me, I might be able to help.

Yeah, but you didn't say that. All right?

This wouldn't have happened if it weren't for your kids leaving gates

That's not true.

Hey, come on, enough of that.

Let's just get her inside.

As quick as you can, please.

Here we go.

All right. Here we are. Here we go.

I'm there. I'm there.

I've been out of the hospital, but the ambulance is going to be a while.

How long have we got, Doctor?

We should be okay.

Labour for a first child can take some time. Not me first!

What? Mr Lennon?

We lost her before.

Then there's no time.

No! Liam!

Please!

How am I, baby? In any way?

If you've quite finished, then maybe I can help your wife.

Right. Clear the room.

You'll be okay.

Just needs a rest

now, Ian.

I know.

Thanks, Maggie.

Oh, I'm just glad Dr. Raw was on hand.

Oh, don't ask.

Morning,

Mr. Lennon.

How's your wife?

Fine. They're both fine.

Good. Look, I was grateful for what you did last night.

It's only I might have said some things, you know.

Ah, forget it.

Besides, it's not really me you should be apologising to.

How do you mean?

Well, I came by your upper field. Part of the fence was down.

It seems to me that's how your herd got out.

Nothing to do with Dr. Ryle's kids.

That was maybe.

We got them fine before outsiders came in, ruining things.

Outsiders?

Like me?

That's up to you.

You'll never believe what I've just seen.

What's that?

Morning, team.

Sir. Ah, Petra. Anything to report from last night?

Yes, Sarge.

Two blames, and the uniform's soaked through.

Yes, I heard the rain myself.

Still, we need us to the garden.

Is anything the matter, Benjamin?

No, Sarge. That's good.

So I put you down for tonight's shift.

What? It's obvious.

This is having some ways.

Leaving the master playing, huh?

Yeah.

I reckon.

It's one of those modern marriages.

Mike, it's Oscar Blaketon. Something about intruders at Ashfordly Hall.

Hello.

Go and get me a cup of water, please.

How are you? How's your rhubarb?

Oh,

yes,

I'll have some of them tins of steak you've got going.

You've heard about them, have you?

Dan, it says you've got them on special offer.

Yes, love, I did, but I'm afraid they've gone up.

If there's any issue, you can have them for the whole price.

I'll take six then.

You would.

Get six cans of that steak, will you? I'll see how much you owe me.

What's the hurry?

Why don't you go to come in, have a sit down, a piece of cake, kettle's boiled.

Oh, that's very nice of this apple plate. What sort of cake is it? It don't

matter what sort of cake it is. We don't have time for that. We've got money to

earn. Oh, Mr.

Greaves always used to come in and have a bit of a chat and a piece of cake.

Mr. Greaves was especially partial to my dams and an apple.

Was he?

I'll never know how he ended enough to buy a deck chair, let alone a flaming

guest house.

By the time I called you, they'd gone.

Well, they might have been ramblers.

I can tell the difference between ramblers and intruders, Bradley.

Anyway, none of the estate workers have seen anyone.

Well, I'd better go and warn the estate manager, then.

See you.

Constable?

Hello, Doctor.

Can I be of any help, Tom?

No, I don't think so.

Well, I'm afraid this is private land, sir.

Perhaps I have business here with Lord Ashfordly.

Or is that too much for you to believe?

Well, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed, sir.

Lord Ashford leaves in London.

I should have thought.

I should have phoned. Thank you, Constable.

You know, still can't work that bloke out.

And why is that?

Well, according to Maggie, he's planning on settling round here.

And you don't think that's such a good idea?

Not really.

Too many people with small minds.

Well, perhaps Dr. Rowe thinks that small minds can be changed.

Don't you think?

Oh, Mr. Wilson, sorry I'm a bit late for that. I keep waiting for him.

Oh, well, my fault. It were all them cups of tea.

It wouldn't have made any difference what time you turned up, don't you, Ian?

There's no more damaged goods.

You're joking. What about the Polish stuff?

All gone.

All gone?

God, it was our best seller.

That's your problem, innit? Well, you must have a few tins knocking about

somewhere. Only the genuine article.

All relabelled.

On full price.

Weird discount.

Full price.

Hello?

I'm sorry.

Can I help you?

I doubt it.

I'm more interested in Sergeant Craddock.

Perry! Come through.

Yes, can I help you?

Oh, I wasn't up at dance.

I was wondering if you could help me with an inquiry.

Which is?

Well, I'm looking for a friend of mine.

May have recently arrived.

Name of Deepak Rao.

And he's a friend of yours, is he?

That's right.

As you may have gathered, he's one of our overseas cousins.

Well, I'm afraid I'm not allowed to divulge information about my customers.

Is that all you wanted?

Yes, I think so.

Thank you.

Well, just so long as he doesn't want us to start covering up on the phone for

him to miss his graphic. It's a bit brazen, though, isn't it, when I come

Good night, gentlemen.

Good night, fellas.

Aren't you going to introduce us, Raymond?

Of course, my dear.

This is Ventra, Bradley, Bellamy.

This is my wife, Penny.

A locum?

What's brought this on?

Well, it makes sense.

There's going to be more and more times when we're both out together.

I couldn't have anticipated last night, Neil. I mean, even we're entitled to

some time off.

Exactly. In fact, I think we're entitled to more than that. The odd weekend,

even.

Having a locum on call would make life a lot simpler.

And the practice for it is?

I think so.

I've done a few films.

I'm waiting to hear back from the insurance.

Have you got somebody in mind?

Well, we could see if Dr. Raoul's interested.

He did a good job with Nora Lennon.

Yeah.

No, I know. He's a little... sure of himself.

Oh, no, it's not that.

It's, er... Well, you know, some people might not take too readily to... To

being treated by an Asian doctor.

Isn't that good enough reason for trying to change their minds?

Max, are you sure it's the same two men you saw at Asherley Hall? Well, it must

have been. It's barely the same car.

I haven't lost all my faculties yet, Bradley.

I wonder what they want with Dr. Ronald.

Give us a clap.

Come on!

Come on!

lots of bags in the home, you know. Oh, yes, I meant to say.

So Mr. Baldwin and Mr.

Sykes, they came asking for a room when you were out. The two were in yesterday

most of the time.

That's right.

That Mr. Baldwin's got a tongue on him.

Could you bring the birds out of the trees?

Yeah.

He's fine.

It's just that some babies have more trouble breastfeeding than others.

He's thinking it's me.

You don't think he'd be best off in hospital?

No, I don't.

You alright on yourself, Nora?

Just worn out, that's all.

It'll pass.

And you saw nothing?

No.

Right, well, I'll make a few inquiries, but I can't promise we'll find who's

responsible. I didn't expect that.

Oh, there's just one more thing.

You haven't been threatened by anyone, have you?

No.

It's quite natural for Nora to be anxious, given her history.

It's more than that.

Nora seems totally washed out. She's having to bottle feed the baby.

We're going to need to call in and see her.

Look, I'll drop that on my round.

Bye.

You know, Dave, I've been thinking, perhaps we ought to go a bit easy on the

squids. There's not much profit in them, is there? We ought to get some more of

that thin steak. I mean, even at the proper price, it's a good seller, isn't

What do you think?

I'm just looking at this tin.

What's this?

Oh, I think I've got a picture of a dog on.

Someone put the brick through his window and straight off you're accusing me.

Look, I'm not accusing anyone of anything.

I'm just asking you where you were, that's all.

Right.

Tell this couple where they were last night.

Here. With me.

Satisfied?

Yeah. Thanks for your time.

Morning. Morning.

What are you doing up here?

There was some trouble up at Dr. Ryle's cottage.

Someone broke a window.

When?

Last night, about ten.

He's a person.

You what?

Oh, Nora called me out.

Did you see anyone?

No. Well, only Ian coming back.

Coming back?

Maggie! What?

Nora!

She just killed all the... Get the baby, Ian.

Take us straight to hospital.

Right, I'll get the land rover.

Of course it's dog food.

What do you think it was?

How was I to know?

I mean, I wanted a picture of a flaming dog on the first lot, wasn't I? Let's

face it, it's all been a bit of a misunderstanding.

Only on your part, Mr. Greengrass.

You'll have to turn it back. I mean, what am I going to do with 12 dozen tins

dog food?

Get yourself 12 dozen dogs.

What happens if this fork eats it, did he say?

No, there's enough.

You wanted to tell me something about Dr. Raoul?

Yes.

I've been considering offering Dr. Raoul local work.

Go on. So I had to go through the procedure.

Naturally.

Neither the GMC nor the Kenyan authorities were able to help me.

They have no record for Dr. Dupac Raoul.

You're saying he's not a doctor?

It would seem not. But I heard he delivered a baby.

Exactly.

Well, there seem to be certain complications.

Very good.

For a part payment.

But a doctor, well, he's got to be worth more than this.

We'll be back.

Later.

Is this your passport?

Yes.

In that case, can you tell me why you're lifted of being a mere civil servant?

Why there's no mention of you being a doctor?

Either this passport is incorrect, or you've been purporting to be something

you're not, Mr. Rahl.

The passport...

Yes, correct.

What about my family?

It's all right.

I could get someone to go by and know what's going on.

Thank you.

And there's one other thing. What's that?

You've suggested whoever smashed my windows may have previously threatened

You inferred it was Mr. Leonard.

And wasn't it?

No.

Mr. Lennon is an ignorant, frightened bigot.

But it wasn't him.

So you do know who did it, then?

Right. I'll tell the P .I .D. to take our bogus Dr. Kildare off our hands. I

want this kept under our hats. Right, sir.

There's another report of badger digging.

Burley Wood.

You are.

Maybe you would have sleep at the time, Bellamy.

We're about up just up from the chase where you said you heard that truck.

truck? I had a Bedford pulling away.

Sure was a Bedford. You don't mistake their engines.

Why? Spit it out, Bradley.

Well, Ian Lennon's got a Bedford. And the cowcake I found at the first dig, I

saw him feeding the same stuff to his own herd.

That's a pretty tenuous connection.

And the prisoner, Mr. Rahl, he's adamant that Lennon wasn't the one who broke

the window.

Meaning?

Well, if he wasn't responsible... Then why did he get Nora primed up to lie for

him?

Unless he was covering up for something else.

Hello, Mr. Rivers.

Can you go and get me the tin now?

What do you want it back for?

Well, it's damaged stock, you know, and it could have gone off. But don't worry,

I'll give you a full brief under a credit note, don't you like?

That sounds very fishy.

And how come if it's gone on, you've got all them?

Oh, that's new stock.

Oh, well, I'll just swap mine then.

Yeah, you can't, I'm afraid.

He's all spoken for.

Oh, I get it.

You can get more for him.

He's keeping stuff back for special customers now.

Give me a straight look. If you don't want to do it, don't bother. I've got to

go and... Go and... See, he might have asked a dog.

Shut the other side of the truck.

If you're looking for the Lennons, there's no answer.

They must be out.

You haven't heard?

I'll save the trucks anyway.

Heard what?

You haven't spoken to Maggie, then?

Not since this morning, no. I've been out on calls. Why?

Nora collapsed.

She was taken to hospital.

Maggie went with her.

What?

What is it, Tom?

Let's see what I find.

Look at this.

Well, what are they?

Tools of the trade.

Let's take a look around.

I don't understand.

What's going on? Those tools are used to get badges out of their set.

Badges?

Yeah. We think Ian Lennon's part of a team digging them out and supplying them

for the fight.

Well, let's take a look at this

Sounds

like him

What

are

you doing in there mr. Lennon we have reason to believe you've been badger

-baiting We'd like you to accompany us to the station, please.

Well, I still don't see why you need the tins back.

No, it's a bit of a long story, love.

Well, you say it for the best.

Come on in, come through.

We're in a bit of a hurry.

I know you love the pie, yes. Well, it would be. Come on.

Oh, no, we can't not eat it. We've got a clean tablecloth and everything.

All right, but don't let it take all night.

That's very nice, this apple pie.

Well, you're right.

You're not getting any.

There you go, Mr. Booger.

Thanks for my time.

The other two, love. I'll give you six.

Well, that's right.

Was Oliver dead, Paul?

Yes. Look, I have to get out of here.

Why?

Please.

I'm worried about my children.

In what way, Mr. Lowe?

Look. I can't help you unless you tell me what's going on.

Well?

Afternoon. Are you all right?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

Huh?

Oh, no, it's nothing.

Did my magazine come in?

Oh, yes, I'll get it for you.

Mr Rowe's car was still there, but there was no answer when I knocked.

And what makes you think they were in there, Andrew?

Well, I thought I heard one of the kiddies, Sarge.

It fits in with what Mr. Ryle's been saying. He's scared, but not on his own

behalf. He's got something on his mind. Why doesn't he just come out and tell

us? Well, perhaps he can't. Mr. Blakeney said there were two men asking after

him. Do you think they're involved?

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty positive someone's been threatening him.

And his family.

I don't understand.

What's the Badgers got to do with how I am?

It's likely you've contacted Bovine TB.

It may have passed from the badges to Ian's heart.

And I got it from the milk?

Yes. What about my baby?

No, no, he's fine, Laura. He's fine.

Does Ian know about this?

No. No, I thought it best not to tell you till we're certain.

Poor Ian.

Why do you say that?

Something else he'll blame himself for.

He's a good man, really.

Only it's hard to stay that way when life keeps kicking you.

Well, they weren't friends with Mr. Rahl. That was obvious. According to

Mr. Sykes and Mr. Baldwin are none too fond of immigrants.

Are they staying at the pub?

I think so.

Why, they're renewed interest.

I think they might be threatening Mr. Rahl and his family, though. Mr. Rahl

won't admit that's what's going on.

Hang on.

You'd best take a look at that.

Is that a giraffe, sir?

Well, turn it over.

It's from Nairaruru, Kenya.

Not the sort of name you forget.

It's where the Ashfordly family had a farm, and Andrew, Lord Ashfordly's

brother, spent some time out there.

So you think he might be telling the truth about knowing them, then?

Exactly.

I was about ten minutes ago.

Are there bags still here?

Yeah. Look, what's going on, mate?

Sorry, I can't think.

Oh, could I speak to Lord Ashfordly, please?

Tell him it's Oscar Blaketon.

I don't think you're going anywhere, love.

Message received, pal.

I'll pass it on.

Where is he?

Where do you have been?

He's gone.

Run away.

He owns us.

You all do.

No, there must be some mistake.

This is just a misunderstanding.

There's nothing for you, officer.

No.

I wouldn't bet on it.

See you now.

Mr. Haskins? Yeah. Good evening, I'm Sergeant Craddock. If you'd like to

me, please. Thank you.

So, who's that?

The list, uh, the landlord, uh, the list and center, uh, we don't know.

We'll keep you on board, Mr. Haskins.

Right, Bradley, as quick as you can.

Sir, my office.

Your wife and children are in safe hands, Mr. Ryle.

Perhaps now you'd like to make a statement.

The truth this time.

Yes.

I lied before.

The passport you showed me is a fake.

I used it to enter the country under a false name.

So who are you?

My name is Deepak Chandrashekar.

Dr. Chandrashekar.

Then why did I think you weren't a doctor?

I needed a false identity in order to leave Kenya.

Some years ago, I made enemies.

With independence, those enemies became powerful.

Eventually, it became imperative for my client to leave the country.

Unfortunately, by doing so illegally, I put myself at the mercy of certain

people here.

Extortionists.

They threatened to expose me and have us all deported.

I thought that by coming to Yorkshire, we may be able to escape their

attentions. Could they have heard you?

Yes.

I may have mentioned my connection to the Ashfordly family.

Possibly unwisely.

Well, you boasted about it.

Ah, it was these men who smashed your window.

Yes.

Why didn't you tell us about this before?

And risk being deported?

Lord Ashfordly has petitioned the Home Office.

In return for information about the gang, my client may be granted an

And what has it got to do with Lord Ashfordly?

I made enemies in my country when I treated an Englishman whose farm they

attacked. That action was seen as taking sides.

Andrew Ashfordly?

Yes.

Oh, Paul and Maura.

I don't know literally what the problem is.

Well, it's not exactly the end of it.

How do you mean?

The medical office has got to get the Ministry of Agriculture involved.

They're going to have to test Ian's herd.

Just charge me and let me go.

Nora's got bovine TB.

I think she caught it by drinking unpasteurised milk from one of your

There's nothing wrong with a herd.

Well, they probably got infected when you brought the badgers onto your farm.

The baby?

He's going to be fine.

The vet from the Ministry of Agriculture will be inspecting your livestock

tomorrow. Any infected animals will be destroyed.

If a sufficient number test positive, you're going to lose the whole herd.

You hear it's all closed?

No, I'll have a brandy and pepper. I think I've got it.

Ah,

Greengrass. I was hoping I'd see you in here.

Now that the fairies have granted you wishes, what do you want? Well, I was

wondering how your mobile green grocery business was going and whether I should

be looking to book a room in your seaside guest house yet.

Oh, Mr. Dunne, I've already reserved you one overlooking a very dodgy cliff.

Well, I was just looking through the old papers and I came across this. Thought

it might be of some interest to you. There we are.

Front page.

Big win for local man.

What about it?

Mr. Green?

Ah, your predecessor, Greengrass. It seems that his luxury lifestyle by the

is not down to the profits from his shop, after all.

No.

He won the pool.

Harvey, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Why doesn't love a kid sing a melody?