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You see that guy getting a handjob?

I caught your boy...

...whacking off...

...the day before yesterday.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah.

Was he in his room?

Yeah, he was up in his room, but he had his door wide open. He didn't know I was home.

And he was in there just chucking the shit out of a chicken.

Oh, Lord.

Yeah.

I started to tell him, you ought to give him a handjob. He'll give good handjobs.

Maybe.

You do give him a handjob. You give me dozens of them.

Yeah.

You know.

Yeah.

What, you ever thought about touching his dick?

I see you were looking at him.

Well, yeah.

That was since he got in high school to play football, honey. I saw you.

He's all pumped up, you know.

Yeah.

He's buff and, you know...

No, I've never thought about it. I mean...

You've never touched his dick?

No.

You're a liar.

You're a liar.

I'm not.

I'm just curious. I'm serious. I'm not joking. I'm curious. Would you?

I might if it didn't offend you.

Yeah, it wouldn't bother me. Anyhow, I... You know how our family is.

Yeah. You fuck your cousin.

I'd fuck everybody. I don't care. Yeah. That's how I met you. I think you were fucking your... You were fucking your brother at that point.

Well, you know.

I know.

All in the family, right?

Yeah. You don't get into that?

I wanna see something. Can I do that?

I guess.

Okay.

All right.

All right, boy. Come here, man. Down here. We're downstairs. You there?

Yeah, I'm here.

Hey, we got a bit of... Come over here and sit down right there, baby.

I was just about to take a nap.

Mom and I were talking about something. And...

You ain't gonna believe this.

The other day, you know, the man walked in on you.

Yeah.

Doing the hand job thing.

That was a little embarrassing.

I know it was, man.

Sorry.

I've been... Everybody does it. You know that.

Anyway.

Show her...

It's hard to explain, man. Go sit in there.

Did she do this?

What's she doing?

Just take my word for it, son. Sit here.

I'm your mom.

Hey, come on.

No. No. She was sitting there. We were just kinda like in the bed.

Patty up there. I don't know

Do it. I'm gonna put this there that and no

Take them off. Come on

Better look at it, dude

Right, I'm gonna tell your girlfriend

All right

Let me get fashion with that bullshit you touch that fucking turn out the way you went after it

Funny there

I believe

You give me a baby take off your shirt and look at your titty while you do you might

Well, you don't like I mean you've seen your mom's titties before

What's that big ass to these things?

What are you gonna do it girl?

It's your son, you know, he's my son too, you know

That's what you like it this is weird

Wish I had my video camera

Actually happy doing

This to you all the time then yeah, she's gonna suck in my dick way before you were born

Oh, she's good at it. Don't tell anybody

Lord okay

How's that cop mama?

Like it

Nice and big

You know, you know how our family is no, no, no, what can I say all in the family

Here, bro, come.

Suck the boy's cock, baby.

Oh, yeah, stick it to that.

Feed her some cum there, son.

Stick it to that, mom.

Yeah, good job, mom.

Take that load of cum from my boy.

Atta girl.

Oh yeah, man.

Oh yeah, come on.

I got come, baby.

Eat that boy's come.

You ready?

Feed your mother, son.

Open up water.

One for head back, mama.

Yeah.

Come on, that's just nice.

You ready for it?

Oh yeah.

I told you she'd swallow.

She gags, though.

I told you she'd gag.

Swallow that come, sweetie.

Come on.

Now she's eating three generations of come, boy.

That's my baby.

Fuck that dick clean, sweetie.

Maybe my son will get to experience that.

I don't know.

He's got a couple years to go.

Yeah, he'll be fucking his grandma then, in fact.

She'll do it.

Fuck that, sweetie pie.

You just ate your first loaded come,

and you're fine.

You're a good little whore, mama, ain't ya?

You call your mother a whore?

No, man, she ain't no whore.

She just loves her son.

Look, they come out, baby.

You don't want to waste all that.

That's your son's come.

Don't waste that, sweetie pie.

Well, I guess, boy, you're a man

when you're willing to suck your first load of come.

Thanks, mama.

Y'all know we're all going to hell for this.

How was it, baby?

It was good.

Let's finish watching that poor movie.

You think you can bring your girlfriend over here one night?

Yeah.

They should fuck me.

I'm older. I'm almost 70.

I can fuck a mother's mother.

I might bring them both.

You mind if I fuck your girlfriend's mother?

Your girlfriend might not.

Look at that cow on you, honey.

You're a little bit shamed of yourself.

You just fucked your son.

That exploded.

All right.

You need to go take a shower, sweetie pie.

Yeah, I think so.

I don't want to get you cum on me no offense.

How'd you like it?

I don't know a mom that amounts like that.

She fucks good, too.

She did want to fuck.

You fucked her too, Mark.

I don't care.

I fucked her sister.

You fucked her sister, too.

All right.

I'm going to go fishing.

Let's go, bro.