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♪ MTV ♪

This season on the Tournament of All Stars,

18 queens competed in three brackets.

And tonight, the top nine All Stars face off

in the semifinals, as they continue

their quest for a coveted spot in the "Drag Race"

Hall of Fame.

I'm RuPaul "Too Tall" Charles.

And I'm Michelle "Mad Dog" Visage.

And this--

both: Is the semifinals of the Tournament of All Stars.

Mad Dog, the heat is on because these

All Stars' pussies are on fire.

Speaking of pussies, reporting

from the parking lot, let's go to Ross "Kitty Girl" Matthews.

All Stars!

All Stars!

Sports, sports, sports.

Yeah!

I love sports.

Sports, sports, sports.

Yeah!

Whoo, I'm wet.

And thank you, Ross.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

And now, bring back our super-fine nine semifinalists.

First up, from bracket one, Irene

the Alien, Bosco, and Aja.

Bitch, 18 girls came, nine have fallen.

Who's gonna survive?

Let's clock that tea.

This is going to be a nasty blood brawl

to the fucking ground.

It really is that serious.

Take me to your leader.

The preliminary round feels like a long time ago,

but now my species is back to finish the job.

You're fucked.

Up next from bracket two, Jorgeous,

Lydia Butthole Kollins, and Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

The Butthole is bleached and ready for another round.

She is known for her back nine.

Girl, this semifinal round is about to get muggy.

I guess you could say I'm a little pickled now,

and these girls don't got nothing on me, OK?

Baby, you know they cannot go into the semifinals

without the queen, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

I am going to get that crown, and I'm going

to knock every bitch out.

Now, clock that tea.

♪ Turn it up ♪

And from bracket three, it's Ginger Minj, Daya Betty,

and Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Bitch, I am here to whup some ass.

Baby, I am ready for everything,

because Betty is always ready.

Say it with me.

Betty is always ready.

It's not that hard.

Well, well, well, the Cuckoo is on semifinals,

and I'm ready to slap somebody else's

cuckoo on the competition.

It's funny how these queens lose weight,

but yet their tits get bigger.

The Minj is back in the building.

I am half the man I used to be but twice the woman.

So these other girls better watch out.

Welcome back, semifinalists, and condragulations

for making it one step closer to the grand prize--

of $200,000.

Ah.

Give yourselves a hand.

Starting today and for the next two weeks,

semifinal rules are in full effect.

To start, we are wiping the points you've earned

in the preliminary round.

Yes.

So everyone starts the semifinals

on a level playing field.

Hmm.

OK.

Moving forward, I will name one top All Star of the week,

who will receive a cash tip of $10,000.

Ooh.

Work, bitch.

And the two bottom queens will lip sync for their lives--

Ooh.

Oh, nice.

Oh, bitch.

then ask one of you to stay and one of you to sashay away.

Oh my god.

Oh, god.

Now, to survive this week, you either live by the snatch

or die by the snatch.

Oh, my.

That's right.

It's time for the Tournament of All Stars Snatch Game.

- Yes. - Yes.

Let the games begin. Mwah.

Your mission is simple--

impersonate a celebrity, make me laugh,

and last but not least, make me laugh.

Girl, the Snatch Game.

No time to ease in, girls.

Just bend over and open wide because the best of the best

are back, and it's going to be a battle.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

All stars, start your engines and may the best drag

queen win.

Ooh.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics, a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge,

Sarah Michelle Gellar.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

Baby, the semifinal bracket is in full effect.

I can't see.

Girl, taking up so much space.

This is not the same game anymore.

Girl, you might have had every challenge

won in the first bracket, second bracket, third bracket.

But now if you're in the bottom two and you lose

the lip sync, boo, you're going home.

Wait, everybody.

They gave me a skinnier bodysuit.

I'm kind of livid. - Oh my god.

Oh, wow.

In our lockers, the points are gone.

I'm a little fucking miffed.

I'm not going to lie because, in the preliminary round,

I stomped the competition.

I was in the top every week, so I worked

really hard for those points.

I wish they would have at least been there, just as

a reminder to the other girls.

All right, where are we congregating?

Wait, no, I feel like-- no, no.

We need to have separate meetings first.

My group, we gotta go separate real quick.

I feel like we need to, like, get it together.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Ciao.

In the semifinals, I think I have a huge advantage

because, as the HBIC of bracket two,

I don't want to say I'm like God.

I don't want to offend.

But if there was a man in the sky, I might be next to him.

So, you know, I would love to keep that momentum going

and have these girls in the palm of my hand.

I need to know the tea from everybody's groups

because, obviously, we fucking missed it.

Yeah.

Yeah, like, I feel like ours was pretty

chill for the most part.

Girl, no, it fucking wasn't.

I'm like, that doesn't sound like Daya.

Bosco is my diva.

She was kind of my ride or die throughout season 14.

She has a grumpy face, but a really good heart.

And I am just blessed to be back

in the competition with her.

They're gonna ask like, how did we get here?

Are we gonna tell them what started all the drama?

Should we say that we stole the points?

Girl.

- Darling-- - What do you think?

Should we-- should we say that we stole the points

or no because they were shady? - No, exactly.

They're not gonna trust us.

We're over here for, like, five minutes.

They already don't trust us.

All right, bad influences, let's go.

Let's do it. - OK, let's go.

Yeah, it'll come to me.

It'll come to me naturally.

In the preliminary bracket, Mistress

did adopt me as her daughter.

So I'm going to go along with what Mistress wants

because, at the end of the day, you cannot, like,

go against the grain or else you're gonna

be completely bulldozed.

Why, when we were on the runway, Aja looked at Ginger?

What did she say, Jorgia?

She said, I feel bad for you.

- That's not what happened. - No!

That's not what happened.

Bitch, no.

No, there she goes.

I was saying it to Jorgeous because Jorgeous couldn't

sit down in her dress.

So I said, I feel bad for her because she can't sit.

I thought she was--

And Mistress starting shit, as always.

Always.

Why are you saying that to Ginger?

I literally was like, what the fuck?

No, I'm curious. Why would you say that?

I didn't.

That's the point.

You said what you said about Ginger.

No, I did not say that.

You said what you said about Ginger.

Mistress is the biggest liar in this competition.

Even though the game is changing,

we're with a new group of girls,

there's always going to be mental gymnastics, chaos,

and absolute warfare happening.

There's booby traps everywhere.

I mean, expect the unexpected with me.

She's a scammer.

Yes.

If there's anybody who's going to steal my identity

here, it's gonna be her.

Mistress down.

Everybody, check your credit after this.

Is there anyone here who you think, like, they're

obviously not gonna win?

Because, at this point, we have to be strategic.

I'm gonna just, like, put it out there.

I feel like Ginger is being very--

Ginger thinks she's that girl, she about to come

and sweep Snatch Game.

Well, if I had the top score, I probably would too.

Ginger is amazing.

And she'll tell you.

She'll be the first to tell you.

I live, though. I live.

I know.

I love an evil bitch.

Bitch, we just walked in, and I just see Mistress

already poking the bear.

Pushing the buttons.

Bitch, you have no chill.

You guys did tour together, right?

I shared a room with Ginger and never saw her shower,

so take that for what you will.

I know that Mistress gets a lot of joy

from making other people uncomfortable,

but I'm just gonna keep to myself and keep focused.

I am not even gonna entertain this bullshit.

It's Snatch Game, divas.

Nothing like welcome back, jump right in.

The Maxi Challenge this week is the Tournament

of All Stars Snatch Game!

You know it's coming.

Every single season, there's a lot of pressure.

I got to the semifinals because of the love

and support of my sisters, but now there's no more MVP points.

So I have to slay one of the most difficult Maxi Challenges

in the history of the show.

This is like your bread and butter, I feel like.

You'd feel that way, wouldn't you?

I feel like there's a lot of pressure

to not even do as well as they did before, to do better.

On season 7, I tied for the Snatch Game win as Adele.

No whammies.

And then on All Star 6, I won with Phyllis Diller.

So I feel like more than anybody

else in this competition, I'm gonna

be under a microscope by Ru and the judges to be like, well,

what are you going to do to be better

than you were the last time?

OK, so I'm assuming, by the wig, it's Reba.

Yes.

I have adored Reba McEntire my entire life.

She's so iconic, and everybody knows the way

she looks, the way she dresses, the way she acts,

the way she talks.

So I'm taking a big swing, which could either pay

off or send me home.

My original season on 14, our Snatch Game was so terrible.

Oh.

I remember--

You are all up for elimination.

I try to forget. I try to forget.

But I truly think anything could be better than what

I presented last time.

Last time, I did Ozzy Osbourne.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy!

Oi, oi, oi!

Snatch Game in season 14 was a complete dumpster fire,

and I am going into this with something

to prove because Snatch Game is an iconic thing from the show

that you want to do well at.

Like, everybody loves watching the Snatch Game.

So, obviously, you want to win and prove to the judges

that you are that bitch to beat.

I was going to ask you, we did--

well, you did really, really bad--

Oh, you--

on Snatch Game.

So what-- who are you doing?

Jane Lynch is kind of my first option.

Ooh, OK.

I am doing the iconic Jane Lynch,

not only because I am tall and also look

like a lesbian in drag, but she doesn't, like,

go out of her way to make things funnier.

They just kind of fall into place funny,

and that's what I'm hoping happens with me.

Cynthia, you did Sofía Vergara on your season.

- Yeah, and it was terrible. - Girl, OK.

Oh, wait, I was there.

You was there, yeah.

I have a mix of emotions because I've been preparing

myself for Snatch Game, but also, I remember

what happened on season 9.

So what I'm doing in my head, it's like [humming].

You got this.

I have a character.

I'm gonna give you some hints. - Ooh.

Like, red.

Best TV show and movie, "Interview with"?

Dracula.

Oh my god.

Oh, wow.

This is going to be a very surprise for a lot of my

Cuckoo fans, because they see me sweet,

and they see me nice and lovely,

but they don't know that I love vampires.

I mean, Dracula is a little bit evil because you

are killing people for blood.

I don't do that.

I kill for money.

I'm joking.

No, don't call the police.

Whose blood are you gonna drink?

Who are you feasting on? - None of you bitches.

The blood of an icon.

Mermen!

Transylvanian, Cynthia?

Girl, what?

Ooh, hallelujah.

- Ms. Diva? - I--

- You've never done it. - I've never done it.

I've never done any of this shit.

I won all three challenges in the prelim round,

but all I've ever heard is, this is the hardest

challenge in "Drag Race."

Yes, I did very well in the improv challenge,

but playing a celebrity, and improv-ing,

and doing it in front of RuPaul and all of--

oh, oh, it's intimidating.

I was bouncing around between two.

My first one is Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Yes.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

And then my other one is Martha Stewart.

You should teach us how to make a glass of water.

That's-- my god.

I'm going to break your glasses so you can't see when

you're putting on your makeup.

I'm excited to get to finally do it,

but I'm also very nervous, especially when

we have people who are masters of the Snatch

Game in this group.

Ginger's won this challenge twice.

She's taking an open-book quiz.

I hope she'd be good at it. - I know.

What if she flops completely?

Let's-- hold on.

That'd be so fierce.

That would be so fierce.

Ginger, I really respect you as an artist,

but I really hope that you do not do good in this challenge.

Everyone in the room is just saying how Ginger's gonna win,

and Ginger's gonna do her big one,

but I'm the kind of bitch who believes seeing is believing.

I think everyone's banking that Ginger's gonna kill it.

Well, you just missed our prayer.

Yeah, we just-- we just literally just manifested it.

Honestly, start the sabotage now.

Let's go wake it up.

Ginger, can you come here, babe?

She looks so angry already.

Let's wake it up.

I'm just kind of hazing her.

I want to see, like, bitch, if you think you're that girl,

show me.

Let's wake it up.

Here we go again.

OK, everyone is saying that they feel like

you're the girl to beat, like-- you're like

the Snatch Game girl.

I'm even hearing, like, brujeria

and spells are being put on you,

prayers that you have your downfall.

Yes, of course.

I'm not laughing.

I'm not laughing.

I don't need anybody else to tell me I'm going to do well,

and I don't need anybody else to tell

me, well, you know that they're putting

hexes and curses on you.

Bitch, whatever.

I'm right with God, girl.

It's fine.

I love.

So they can-- so they can never get you together like that?

They can do whatever they want.

The thing is, nobody knows what the fuck is gonna happen

until you're in that moment.

Right.

Mistress needs to focus more on playing the Snatch Game

instead of trying to play mind games because, if she's going

to put all her energy there, she's going

to have nothing left to give.

I'll get there, though.

I promise you, I will break her.

This week's Maxi Challenge is the Tournament

of All Stars Snatch Game.

Yay.

Hey, ladies.

RuPaul!

- Come on, floral spring. - Ooh.

OK.

Hello, diva-licious diva.

All right, Ginger, Bosco, and Jorgeous, come on over.

Well, ladies.

Yes.

You know, Snatch Game is the one.

It's the one that-- that decides who is who.

Have you done Snatch Game? - I have done Snatch Game.

What-- what did you do?

I did Gwyneth Paltrow, unfortunately.

I don't remember.

That's for the best.

I stormed the girls in that preliminary round,

just giving them glamor along with my comedy chops.

So I hope they are ready for what I am

bringing for this semifinal.

So you've got a tuxedo there.

You've got that hair.

I can't imagine what that is.

I'm gonna do Kenny Kerr, the creator of "Boy-lesque."

I love it.

God rest Kenny Kerr's lovely soul.

Kenny Kerr was a legendary Las Vegas icon.

She's an emcee.

She's a funny lady who has a lot

of impersonations, like Cher and Joan Rivers,

under her belt.

I worked 30-something years ago with Kenny Kerr.

We were both headlining at The Sahara in Las Vegas,

and I made billboards that said the queen of Las Vegas,

and Kenny Kerr was not happy with that.

My plan is to start as Kenny and then rotate

through her impressions.

Oh my god, it's a huge risk,

but my last Snatch Game was so unmemorable.

They're gonna at least remember this.

You've lost how much weight?

125 pounds.

Jeez. Wow.

30 more to go.

I want her to be the fat one.

You've won twice.

What's the secret of winning Snatch Game?

It's all about being present.

You've just gotta listen.

Yeah, and have fun with your friends,

kiki'ing with your friends.

What was your Snatch Game experience, Jorgeous?

Girl, when I tell you Snatch Game was horrifying for me,

both times I did it.

My first time, I did Ilana Glazer.

It was kind of rough.

And then the second time, I did John Leguizamo, Mama.

OK, so you've got a pair of Aviator glasses there.

I can't imagine who that is.

Go with Mr. Worldwide.

Oh.

305. Pitbull.

Pitbull.

Mm-hmm.

What made you decide to do Pitbull?

Because I remember on All Stars 9,

I just arose as, like, the stud character,

and y'all loved it.

So I was like, you know what?

Let me bring, like, a thuggish character back.

I did so bad the last two times with the Snatch Game,

and I feel like I need to show RuPaul that I could totally

do this and that I'm worthy enough to win this crown

this season, OK?

Let's talk Snatch Game.

Let's do it.

I expect David Lynch to reappear

with a ratty blond wig.

Close.

Close.

I'm going to do Pete Burns.

Oh my god, you're doing Pete Burns?

I didn't have any fun the first time I did Snatch Game.

So this time I'm choosing Pete Burns

because he was so unapologetic,

so confident, and so funny.

Have fun, kid.

I knew Pete Burns.

Oh, really?

I became a fan of Pete Burns around his "Big Brother" era.

Uh-huh.

I just think the look is so bulletproof.

Yes.

And he's just so funny and unapologetic at that point.

- Yes. - Yeah.

I love it. I love it.

Now, you got a breastplate there.

I haven't hit the right puberty yet, so I needed

some shakers to let you know.

Oh, OK.

Yours don't shake like that?

They came with a disclaimer.

So what character do you need those--

those breasts for?

Cookie Tookie.

I don't know who that is.

Cookie Tookie, AKA

Samantha James Revlon, she was this Black trans woman

who would go on all over the internet,

and she just terrorized.

And last time, I did Crystal LaBeija.

And I was so in character, but I need someone that I'ma just

be crazy and chaotic with.

Well, listen, I don't have to know who it is

to think this person is funny.

It depends on you.

Let us pray.

Irene, Cynthia, and whoever else this is.

Hello.

This woman, oh my god, look at you.

- Thank you. - You're emerging.

What does that feel like?

First season I was on "Drag Race,"

I weighed 400 pounds and--

You're kidding me.

I wish I was kidding you.

Yeah, I was 400 pounds in the smallest kitten heel ever.

I never looked at life, like, going beyond a certain point,

but after being on "Drag Race" and after, like,

having an amazing career and so many opportunities, like,

I started going to therapy and, like, actually, like, oh, like,

I kind of have something to live for now,

and, like, something, like, that

actually makes life matter.

You know what I mean?

I do, yeah.

Being on "Drag Race," it just opened up the doors to, like,

so many friends and so many other opportunities.

I literally get to travel the world,

and there's so many times I just, like, sit on the plane

and look out the window.

I'm just like, I'm so fucking grateful because I

worked so fucking hard.

Now, I see you've got a fake chin.

Oh, CEO baddies.

You are that kid.

You're thinking-- no, you're thinking

about Catch Me Outside girl. - Yeah, Catch Me Outside.

No, no, no, this is Natalie Nunn,

who's kind of like-- she made the way for girls like that.

Oh, really?

So she was originally on "Bad Girls Club," which is

kind of what I wish this was. - Yeah.

So I'm gonna live through her.

Well, you've kind of made this show that, haven't you?

Someone argue.

So, Irene, this is your first time doing Snatch Game.

You've got a blonde wig there and furry collar.

I have no idea.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, darling.

Darling.

- That's a great choice. - Thank you.

Like, my first Snatch Game choice was Martha Stewart.

And then I was like, mm.

What would Ru like more?

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Am I right?

Yes, I love it.

All right, you've surprised everyone in this competition

because, this time around, you've really excelled.

Yep.

Just have fun.

I mean, you know, even this banter we're doing,

same kind of thing.

Just have fun with it.

Ru is saying, just have fun, but I'm terrified because it

would be so devastating to win every single week in the prelim

round, make it to the semifinals,

and then get eliminated.

This is a make-or-break moment, so I just have to not break.

Live from Hollywood, it's the Snatch Game.

Now, here's our host, RuPaul.

Welcome to the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our two contestants.

They are the stars of "Fashion Photo RuView"

on WOW Presents Plus.

Let's welcome Raven and Raja.

Well, hello, Raven.

Hi, Ru.

Have you had a good toot lately?

I didn't realize you could smell that.

And the fabulous Raja.

Any fashion tips for us?

You can never have enough hats, gloves, and shoes.

Raja, when's the last time you wore gloves?

Is that shade?

Are you ready to meet our stars?

Yes.

First up, the original queen of Las Vegas, Kenny Kerr

is here.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, Ru.

Do you remember that one time we played the Sahara?

Yes.

Yes.

And you came into town, you put your name on all

those fucking billboards, saying

you were the queen of Vegas.

Yes.

That's crazy.

That's fucking crazy.

I am the queen of Vegas. - That's right.

Ugh.

Up next, it's Mr. Worldwide!

Pitbull is here.

Hey, Pitbull.

Yo, it's Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305,

reporting live from this side.

It's my time to shine.

Yes, it is.

All right, up next, the incredibly funny Jane Lynch

is here.

That's me.

So, Jane, what do you look for in a man?

A vagina.

What kind of question is that?

All right, up next, from Transylvania

with love, it's Count Dracula.

How are you, mortal?

I'm doing great.

Now, century after century after century,

you look fabulous.

What is your secret?

Botox.

It's funny.

I would have thought you would have said blood,

but you say Botox.

Just keep your fangs out of my neck.

I was about to ask you your blood type.

That is so stupid.

Up next, from Hungary to Hollywood,

it's the eternal, glamorous Zsa Zsa Gabor.

RuPaul, it's so good to see you again.

I have not seen you since we jumped Liz Taylor at Nancy

Reagan's fishbowl party.

Yes.

It seems like ages ago.

But also, where is the waiter?

We will get a waiter over here, yeah,

in just a minute, Zsa Zsa.

Up next, straight from Thrilladelphia,

it's Cookie Tookie.

Hey, girl.

Shout out to all my fucking haters out there.

I am your first African-American transgender

mortician cunt.

Ooh.

Bitch, I'm from Philly, and I'm

shaped like a Philly cheesesteak

with the meat hanging out.

Up next, he will spin you right round, baby.

It's Pete Burns.

Oh, hello, Ru.

And you are spinning me right round.

I feel like I've just been fired out of a fucking cannon.

Oh my gosh, so many great songs.

How about this one then?

OK.

Bust a pussy nut with my finger

in your butt.

Oh, Ru.

Oh.

Say it again.

Bust a pussy nut with my finger

in your butt.

Up next, she's the queen of country.

It's Reba McEntire.

Did you want fries with that?

Yeah, I'm sorry, Ru.

I'm just a single mom who works two jobs.

I've always wanted to ask you, Reba.

Yes.

What are Brooks and Dunn really like?

They always stole my Maybelline.

Oh my gosh.

You wonder why I only have one lip.

That's all I had enough left for.

Shade.

Shade, Reba.

Last but not least, from "Bad Girls Club," it's Natalie Nunn.

What's the tea, everybody?

It's your favorite bad girl, Natalie Nunn.

And I'm here just to wake it up.

What makes you such a bad bitch?

Ask yourself because, who put you in charge, the fuck?

OK.

Now, Raven and Raja, ready to play?

Ready.

OK, here we go.

First question is for Raven.

It's official.

They're making "Wicked 3" starring a new drag witch.

Instead of defying gravity, she defies blank.

Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

All right, what say you, Raven?

A court order.

Oh, a court order.

Have you ever done that? - No.

Defied a court order?

I had to show up.

Twice.

OK, let's go to our celebrities

and find out if Raven has a match,

starting with Mr. International, Pitbull.

Instead of defying gravity, she defies?

She defies culo.

OK.

Because you know I like to take a picture of the culo

with a Kodak.

Of all the girls on the panel, whose culo

would you like a Kodak of?

I'm more into a girl with a big chin.

Hey, what's up?

She almost put my eye out with that thing.

It ain't that long, sweetie.

- That's what my husband said. - It's iconic.

Unfortunately, that's not a match for Raven.

Let's move on down to Count Dracula.

Are you from Transylvania?

I am from Transylvania.

What part?

Just from Transylvania.

Oh, just-- just the whole region.

The greater area.

Bitch, I'm from the capital.

100%.

And even the suburbs.

Oh, and the suburbs too?

Yeah.

OK. All right.

Count Dracula, instead of defying gravity, she defies?

Hemorrhoids, and I have some.

Do you want some hemorrhoids?

Oh, I have plenty.

Thank you.

Did Count Dracula just say, defying hemorrhoids?

Yes.

How do you defy hemorrhoids?

I don't remember.

Oh, oops.

This is what happens when you no-- don't go

to the dentist for 100 years.

Let's move on down to Reba McEntire.

Are you taking calls?

I do have two jobs.

Yeah, I got a family to support.

Yes, work, work, work.

I wonder, is that tech support?

What are you doing on that call?

Oh, no, it's phone sex.

Wow.

Reba is a jack-of-all-trades.

Yes, I am jacking off all trades.

We're looking for court order.

I defied all the odds becoming a high-class hooker.

Oh.

You should make a song about that.

Was her name Fancy, by any chance?

How did you know?

Let's move on down to Natalie Nunn.

We're looking for court order.

I put, she can defy handcuffs.

How many times have you been arrested?

I've never been arrested because I run LA.

They can never keep me down.

You can't keep a bad bitch down.

And let me tell you something, sweetie, I know everybody.

All I got to do, call up Pitbull, and it's a wrap.

The fuck?

OK, we believe you.

I think we're all convinced.

All right, this next question is for Raja.

Raja, Raven was such a mean girl in high school,

she was voted most likely to blank.

Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

I was going to say judge a bitch,

but I say dissect a bitch.

Dissect a bitch.

OK, let's go to Kenny Kerr and find

out what Kenny Kerr wrote.

Kenny?

Well, I do want to ask my close friend, Joan Rivers,

to answer this question.

Oh, we're gonna get an impersonation.

- Can we talk? - Yes.

Oh my god.

Raven, she was gonna be an asshole.

Look at her over there.

Oh my god, I've never seen something

so gay and brown since the last time

Rock Hudson took a shit.

Bitch is crazy.

Look at her.

OK, well, not a match, but a very entertaining answer.

Very.

Let's move on down to fabulous actor, Jane Lynch.

We're looking for dissect a bitch.

What do you say, Jane?

Well, you know, I'm very familiar

with the female species.

Oh, OK.

And you are a very beautiful female.

So I'm just going out on a whim here and saying, munch box.

Raven, have you ever munched a box?

Never.

Do you want to?

Nah, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

All right, let's move on down to Hungary.

Now, Zsa Zsa, what did you write down?

People often ask me, how do you get so many husbands?

And it is because, Ru, I am a marvelous housekeeper.

Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Aw.

So I said, she was voted most likely to clean houses.

So she's calling you a maid.

She's calling you--

I'm interested in your services.

Here, for the poor.

Oh.

Not a match.

Let's move on down to Cookie Tookie.

Baby, I'ma let you know right now,

I feel like Raven might be into sissies a little bit.

You ever had titties on your back?

I have.

Bitch, I know you have.

Me too.

Mine are down to my knees.

So I wrote, she was trying to get her a butch queen.

Not a match.

Maybe I'll find me a butch queen.

All right, this next question is for Raven.

Have you heard about the new drink inspired by Raja?

It's hot with an extra shot of blank.

Shade.

Oh, let's go on to Kenny Kerr.

We are looking for shade, Kenny Kerr.

What say you?

I'm impersonating Cher.

And I just put down vanilla.

Not the right answer, but it's

great having you here, Cher.

Thank you.

I'm here all the time.

Oh, you certainly are.

I don't know why I haven't judged yet.

It's a pretty flawless impersonation,

if I do say so myself.

OK, let's move on down to Pitbull.

Yo, it's Mr. Worldwide, and I'm here to tell

y'all, I'm struggling mentally, and I don't know

how much longer I can take it.

Is there something we can do for you, Mr. International?

I could use a piece of that ass.

You're gonna have to wait till after the show for that.

OK?

We are looking for shade.

What say you?

♪ Rumba de gasolina ♪

♪ Ay, I know you like it ♪

Can you translate that for us, Pitbull?

Gasoline.

Oh, just-- just gasoline.

- I didn't know that. - Rumba.

I didn't know that.

All right, let's move on down to Pete Burns.

So we're looking for a shot of shade.

What did you say?

A shot of spunk.

Now, here in America, it actually means sort of vigor.

Wait, what did you just call me?

It means, you know, chutzpah.

I thought it meant jizz, Ru.

Bitch, I love loofahs.

All right, now, this is our last question,

and it is for Raja.

The next season of "White Lotus"

is gonna be gayer than ever.

It's set inside Jimbo's blank.

Jimbo's belly button.

Ooh.

She's got three of them, I think.

I think she does.

I think-- I think she does.

One of them.

Move on down to Count Dracula.

Before you were a count, did you hold any other titles?

Yes, phlebotomist.

OK, what did you say, Count Dracula?

This Jimbo mortal individual, maybe, probably, her ring?

Set inside her what?

Ring.

Set inside her ring?

Is that what Count Dracula said?

I think so.

R-I-N-G.

What the hell is going on?

You can define it at so many ways.

Yes, so many ways, or not at all.

All right, thank you, Count Dracula.

Let's move on down to Natalie Nunn.

It's set inside Jimbo's what?

I think I got it right because you know

you got to chase that bag.

So I wrote belly button.

Where's the check at? Where's the money?

Where's the coins?

Oh.

Oh, I see you scratched something out, and you put--

No, baby, I put belly button.

You see it, Reba?

Oh, actually, the judges, they

have disqualified your answer.

I know you fucking lying.

Where they at? - They're--

Let's wake it up.

Uh-oh.

That buzzer means we are out of time.

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

Today's winner is--

Raven.

You're a winner, baby.

Condragulations, Raven.

And finally--

Gorgeous.

Nice.

Raven, is there anything you'd like to say?

With a tanning booth and a dream, anything is possible.

Yeah!

Yay.

Wonderful.

Good job, girl.

All right, we will see you next time on the Snatch Game.

Good night, everybody.

Oh my god.

Girl, that was a--

That was fun as fuck.

The girls were girling.

Transylvania.

Good morning, kingdom.

Mwah.

Runway day.

Whoo!

Here we go.

It is a brand-new day in the Werk Room,

and I am eager to find out what the judges think

of my Snatch Game performance.

It's been a minute since we've experienced an elimination,

so I'm really just hoping for the best at this point.

How are we doing?

I felt pretty good, honestly, not gonna lie.

Bitch, you played all those characters.

You were flipping your wigs every which way.

I was like, oh my god.

I have so much pep in my step because,

girl, honestly, I thought I did pretty well.

I'm like, girl, do I have this in the bag?

Oh my god, I could.

You're so fucked tonight.

Girl, bye.

Girl, actually, mine was so funny.

Like, I literally was like-- - You liked yours?

I really did.

I feel like I swung big, and I had some hits

and I had some misses, but that's Snatch Game.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

Mistress is saying she had some hits and some misses,

but I'm not so sure I saw the hits.

On my season, I feel like I did so good at Snatch Game.

I'm gonna be so real with you.

I think you're gonna.

I don't think you necessarily slayed it.

I think the season 15 Snatch Game was just full

of pretty weak characters.

Well, that's probably because you were watching from home,

and you weren't there.

That's so true, but--

But I don't really like to hear the fan's perspective,

but I appreciate that.

That was lovely.

I love the sentiment.

Do I think I was the best?

No, but I think I was up there.

Do you think you were the second best?

- Probably third, fourth. - Third, fourth.

- I would say. - Who's the bottom four?

Give it to us.

Actually, why the fuck are we whispering?

Everyone, right now, who's your bottom three?

And let's wake it up.

No, actually, Mistress, if you want to-- if you want

to make it a big public discussion,

then why don't you start?

Yeah.

OK, for me, based off of who I think

got the least amount of laughs, I would say--

well, Cynthia got laughs for the wrong reason,

but I thought Cynthia was funny as fuck.

I lived, but do I think it was the fool?

Yes.

I think in general, I did a great job.

Ru laughed for all my performance from the beginning

till the end.

So let's see.

Do you think you're in the bottom?

I don't think I'm in the bottom two.

I don't know.

I don't feel like I deserve a low place,

but I feel like it just wasn't her humor.

He says, make me laugh.

So if you didn't get no laughs, you didn't

meet the challenge criteria.

- Well, yeah. - I don't know.

We'll see.

This is not the best I've ever done.

And the idea of me being in the bottom,

it's kind of scary.

I'm having my own little spiral.

Even though I don't necessarily think I'm in the bottom two,

I just feel like my journey cannot end here.

I just feel like I'm like-- you know,

I ended up quitting drag in order to figure out who I am.

And, obviously, I've fallen in love with dragging,

and I'm here.

I'm in this process of rebuilding myself, but--

I am just in-- like, just a completely unstable,

like, place in my life because there are days where I--

I could literally end up homeless any second.

And, Bosco, I feel like a fucking failure.

I'm still trying to rebuild my career,

and I just think I'm spiraling.

And it's not just the pressure of the competition,

it's the pressure of life.

You are an incredible queen, and you're an incredible part

of, like, queer pop culture.

You're a fucking icon.

You're an icon.

If there's anything I need to do in this moment,

it's just understand that drag is my superpower,

and I have to wear that as my armor

because it's really when I need it the most.

Come here.

Love you.

One thing you're really good at

is volleying, especially in Snatch Game.

I know you were trying to do it with a couple other girls.

Yeah.

So I'm just curious what that was like working

alongside Mistress because I know there's tension there,

you know.

It was fine.

Like, it was-- it was fine.

Before the Snatch Game, Mistress was

trying to get in my head, but I didn't let it shake me.

I think my Snatch Game was fucking great.

I-- I am cautiously optimistic about my relationship with her.

Right.

But she also will say what she

has to to get what she wants.

At the end of the day, if my name

is the name that's on your lips,

that means I'm all you can think about.

We got an elimination today.

Someone's going home.

So how is everybody feeling?

Ugh.

This is crazy.

Fucking crazy.

A little nervous, yeah, but excited.

I'm having more flashbacks.

I'm starting to get nervous, for y'all.

Yeah, Jorgie, I hope you know the words to that lip sync.

I hope we all know it.

All I need to put my mind at ease

is to hear the words, you're safe.

That's all I need to hear.

If you don't hear those words tonight,

you better still fucking fight.

Do you hear me?

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk, walk, walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

Look at her.

Whoo-hoo!

Mama.

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

Tournament of All Stars.

Her snatch is unmatched.

It's Michelle Visage.

Michelle, are you excited about the semifinals?

Ooh, Ru, I've got a semi right now.

He's always snatched for the gods, it's Carson Kressley.

Well, Ru, only my proctologist knows for sure.

And she's back, back, back to slay another day.

It's Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Ru, you make me feel like a snatchural woman.

This week, we challenged

our All Stars to impress us in the Snatch Game.

And tonight on the runway, category

is Tira Mi Suit, a look that goes from a suit to a serve.

All Stars, start your engines and may

the best drag queen win.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Category is Tira Mi Suit.

Up first, Bosco.

Ooh.

Ha-ha.

I love it.

Hard times call for hard fronts.

This hair is crazy.

I told her not to sleep in that hat.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Whoo.

Oh.

Look at those shoes.

I have accessorized the fuck out of this thing.

It's dandy.

It's cool.

We're locked and loaded, baby.

Vivienne definitely Westwood.

Yes, I'm getting a little Westwood right now.

I bet.

- Jorgeous. - Ooh.

Ooh, OK.

The devil wears a suit.

Girl, this is my first time ever wearing

a suit on the runway, and I want

to come out as butch as possible

because, girl, I had just played Pitbull.

How's it going, Beelzebub?

As you made a deal with the devil,

now you're going to get, like, this sickening, sexy demon.

- Whoo, yeah. - Ooh.

Oh.

I have all these slits.

I'm wearing all this red, all this upside-down crosses.

And, girl, I look like a bad bitch.

The eighth deadly sin, all that ass.

Yeah.

Daya Betty.

Oh, yeah.

Pump that iron.

I am that butch queen at the gym,

running on the treadmill in her 10-inch pumps,

pumping her weight, feeling good, but she's also

getting really sweaty.

She's definitely an athletic supporter.

She is.

My boobs sweat glitter too.

Oh.

And there's a little surprise at the end.

You want it? - We want it.

- Yeah. - Give it to us.

- Oh! - Whoo!

Who doesn't like a little ass?

It's the window to her soul and her hole.

Oh.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

My look is the Cuckoo Mi Suit.

I went completely literal with this look,

with the colors of the original dessert, tiramisu.

I look gorgeous, beautiful.

The body of the Cuckoo is cuckooing.

But then when I start revealing the look,

I'm having a lot of issues with it, you know.

No.

No, no, no.

- There she is. - There we go.

There we go.

And there's some butt cleavage back there.

There is.

It's camouflaged, but it's there.

Honey, she done glittered that cuckoo.

Irene the Alien.

I'm coming out in classic Irene Dubois fashion.

She's back with her sickening paint, giant oversized hair,

and her tailored vintage suit.

Who's behind those Foster Grants?

But what's this?

This isn't the Irene Dubois you all know.

This is an impostor!

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

I shed the being that was Irene Dubois,

and now I am the fully realized version of myself,

Irene the Alien.

And I'm here to stay.

You've heard of goth couture.

This is moth couture.

Oh, OK.

Aja.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

My Tira Mi Suit is this power suit cocoon moment.

My hair is little antennas with a ponytail

because, you know, she got her business going.

When I rip out of my cocoon, I'm in this beautiful

butterfly moment.

- Oh. - Oh.

Letting the judges know the woman and butterfly

that I have become.

- She's the metamorphosis. - Mm-hmm, bitch.

I feel fucking beautiful.

Get into it.

Come on, Ms. Monarch.

Yes.

♪ Star ♪

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

You want to make more money?

Yes.

- Wear a suit. - Mm-hmm.

There is a lot of inspiration

circling this look.

This jacket is structured.

It's severe.

It's very inspired by Mugler shapes.

And if that wasn't enough, bam, the trousers come off.

You want to make even more money?

Take off said suit.

OK.

I'm giving hospital gown, mint blue gorgeousness.

I feel smart.

I feel sharp.

I feel like a Tim Burton illustration come to life.

- Oh. - Oh.

Oh.

She's cracked the code.

Yes, she's cracked the code.

They didn't call her Butthole for nothing.

Ginger Minj.

Oh, My Fair Shady.

I've decided to go with a very Janelle Monáe,

Doechii-inspired oversized culotte tuxedo.

- Whoo. - Oh!

Oh.

And I ripped that bitch off to show you my sassy,

sexy, beautiful, pearl-encrusted wedding gown.

Oh, here comes the bride.

Ginger is moving from her campy era into her sexy era,

and I really want to show that.

- Caught it. - What?

Hey. - Sorry, Sarah.

I was going for it.

I can't believe she has the nerve to wear white.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

I kind of wanted to share a message of my growth

from my preliminary round to the semifinals.

So I'm going from this amazing airbrush fat suit

with a bikini.

I spin, spin, spin, and the whole thing

opens into a beautiful, sickening gown.

Ooh.

Oh.

Now, this is living.

The whole bodysuit transformed

into the undergarment petticoat

of a beautiful ball gown.

I'm still the same heavyweight champ, but maybe

now the midweight champ.

♪ 'Cause you're a star, baby ♪

My queens, tonight I'll name one top All Star of the week,

and the bottom two queens will lip sync for their lives,

and one of you will be eliminated.

Now, I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Bosco.

Daya Betty.

Irene the Alien.

Ladies, you--

are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you, judges.

All Stars, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.

And now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Jorgeous.

Hello-tis.

Dolly, Pitbull, I like that you love to play these kind

of masculine characters.

It worked the last time you were here.

I had fun with you as Pitbull.

I thought it was funny.

I thought it was a great choice for you.

It's my time to shine.

And then this outfit, absolutely gorgeous.

That suit was fire.

Just the cut of the pants, I was like,

I would wear that tomorrow.

The best part is the juxtaposition from the suit

to this sexy, sexy dress.

Great concept, but even better execution.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Let me start by saying that I'm one of those goth girls

who's a huge Dracula fan.

Now, you could go so over the top as Dracula,

but there was no accent, just Cynthia's accent.

You can define it at so many ways.

Some might say that I'm expert on vampires,

and I think there was a storytelling portion

of it that was missing.

I think that's, like, the key to Snatch Game.

It's about a commitment and a point of view.

Thank you.

Cuckoo, your Dracula was so awful--

that I loved it.

It was ridiculous.

There are times when things can be so bad

that they become really, really good for all the wrong reasons.

This outfit, not so much.

I know it's Tira Mi Suit, but I just didn't really

understand the point of view.

And there are some finished details.

Like, that front slit isn't finished.

And I think when you were removing the pants,

the reveal wasn't very seamless,

and that kind of ruins the moment, unfortunately.

Thank you, Carson.

Thank you.

Up next, Aja.

I'm not sure a lot of people know who Cookie Tookie is,

so you could have kind of done whatever you wanted,

and you did.

You had fun with her.

You executed the character beautifully.

It just didn't have a story arc.

It felt a little repetitive.

I think we just needed more variety from that character.

This runway look, your cocoon,

and then this gorgeous monarch butterfly, very symbolic.

I love the hair, the makeup, the giant butterfly earrings.

I think this is very beautiful.

Thank you so much, Carson.

I too love this dress.

I love that it looks like Kenny Scharf, an artist

from back in the day.

You look gorgeous.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mother.

Up next, Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Pete Burns.

What I loved most is that you felt confident in it.

You're clearly a fan of Pete.

I just wanted more laughter.

It was very obvious that you knew who he was.

Bust a pussy nut with my finger in your butt.

Yes, you probably could have gone further,

but I knew the character.

I have been humming bust a pussy

nut with my finger in your butt all day.

Me too.

This look, the suit transitioned

into this silk charmeuse.

It's so gorgeous.

And then my eyeballs just go right down to the bottom

and like, does she not own a steamer?

And it also seemed a little long and hard to walk in.

Up next, Ginger Minj.

So, Ginger, you're one of those people who really do

know how to embody and impersonate,

and I love that you went with Reba.

I defied all the odds becoming a high-class hooker.

I think you did a really, really good job.

It was fully rounded.

I felt so comfortable.

You know how to do Snatch Game.

You understand the story arc.

You have a point of view.

You added your perspective.

It was great.

As Reba, you got the most laughs.

- Thank you. - Hands down.

Let's talk about your runway.

I love the idea of the bride and groom,

but that zoot suit look with the fedora,

either go overboard with the hat

or don't do gigantic pants.

Well, the hat looked bigger on Temu.

It always does.

Right?

But I loved the change into the bride.

This is so fun.

That length, you know, it's a little unnerving,

which is great for drag.

It's a wink-wink, nod-nod.

When you do that with a sense of humor, you get drag magic.

Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

You did Natalie Nunn, who I've loved watching for years,

all the way back to "Bad Girls Club."

You knew exactly who she is, and you got it,

but you didn't really know where to go with her.

You played her on point, but she

was just angry all the time.

And there were not a lot of jokes.

On the runway, I loved that idea,

going from a bathing suit.

I thought that suit could have used a little bit more finish

and detail, but in transitioning

to this beautiful evening gown, I think, is gorgeous.

I love this dress.

And you've got your-- your new body, and it's beautiful.

It's pretty amazing to watch you transform like this.

Thank you.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, now, just between us squirrel

friends, what do you think?

First up, Jorgeous.

I enjoyed watching Jorgeous, but I'm not sure

if it's because Jorgeous really embodied Pitbull,

or if it's because Jorgeous was Jorgeous with a bald cap.

For me, the big moment was this runway.

That suit could be on a fashion runway tomorrow.

Nobody else had a look that was fantastic, both as the suit

and the serve.

All right, let's talk about Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

Now, Ru, I know that you enjoyed that Dracula.

- Uh-huh. - However--

I enjoyed it because it was so terrible.

Yeah, but it wasn't terrible enough.

It wasn't terrible enough.

No actor wants to hear that.

And this runway tonight was a miss on both

the Tira Mi and the suit.

OK.

You can top stick a hem to make it look finished,

and it would have made all the difference.

So it felt a little bit like she gave up.

Yeah.

Aja.

Anytime you do someone that's a little bit esoteric

like that, it's hard to make it funny.

You've got to understand what this character is

and what this character means to you.

But her runway look was beautiful

and told such a great story.

I loved it.

It was a very, very strong look, one of my favorites.

Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Pete Burns always crossed the line,

so I was expecting her to take it too far,

and it didn't even, like, touch the line.

On the runway, my goodness, this was absolutely beautiful.

Yes, it's Butthole for St. John's Knits.

There was some attention to detail that was missed.

It needed to be steamed, and it was too long.

And those are things you need to catch before you come

to Tournament of All Stars.

Ginger Minj.

Nobody volleys better than Ginger Minj.

She knew her character.

She made me laugh the most.

I enjoyed Reba.

I enjoyed going to her every time.

Brilliant performer.

But I do not like this first Tira Mi Suit look.

It was so big and bulky.

But when she revealed the crinoline, we knew why.

Mistress.

She knows who Natalie Nunn is.

You could tell she loves watching her,

but I think she got stuck in the "where do I go with her?"

Situation.

There weren't a lot of jokes.

Well, there were no jokes there.

There was no laughs, but I did enjoy this outfit.

The suit part looks unfinished and amateurish.

What it revealed to was gorgeous.

As gorgeous as that gown is, it was a bit cumbersome.

But I think that's the metamorphosis that she felt,

and I think that story was really pretty.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

I've made some decisions.

Jorgeous, your Pitbull had bite,

and your runway was hella good.

Ginger Minj, this week you charmed a king, a congressman,

and the occasional aristocrat.

Ginger Minj, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

Yes, Minj.

Good job.

Three for three, honey.

Condragulations.

You'll receive a cash tip of $10,000,

courtesy of "RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen," available now.

Thank you.

Jorgeous, you are safe.

Thank you, Mother.

Thank you, judges.

You two may join the other girls.

Congratulations. Mwah!

Cynthia, your Dracula didn't suck,

but your runway needed a transfusion.

Cynthia, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Aja, your cookie needed more tookie,

but your runway left no crumbs.

Dame Lydia Butthole Kollins, your Pete Burns

was more dead than alive, but your runway gave us life.

Mistress, on a scale of one to chin,

your runway was the bomb,

but your Snatch Game was, the fuck?

Oh my god.

I live.

Mistress, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Oh my god.

Aja, Butthole, you're both safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

I love you.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save

yourself from elimination.

The time has come for you

to lip sync for your life.

I don't think I deserve to be in the bottom,

but I just know that I'm not going home tonight.

I'm gonna perform every single word,

every single emotion because I want to stay.

I'm going to stay.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ You walked in on the sly ♪

♪ Scoping for love ♪

♪ You came to catch ♪

♪ You thought I'd be naive and tame ♪

♪ You met your match ♪

♪ But I beat you at your game ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Maybe you'd end up without ♪

♪ It up ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Take another look ♪

♪ And tell me, baby ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Fish in the sea ♪

♪ But they ain't me ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Show them right ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who's zooming who ♪

♪ Anyhow ♪

Yeah!

All Stars, I've made my decision.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Cynthia Lee Fontaine, all is not lost.

What?

There's still a chance that one of the regular judges

will enter you in the wild card lottery.

And if chosen, you'll return to compete in the final

Lip Sync Smackdown for the crown,

a chance to win $200,000.

Twists and turns.

They never end.

But for now, sashay away.

Thank you so much.

Love you, Cynthia.

We love you, Cynthia.

Bitch, show off that big ass.

Remember, the Cuckoo is still more

bigger and juicy than ever.

See you in Transylvania.

Bitch.

I'm feeling very sad because I don't came here to fail.

I came here to slay, but there's hope.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell

you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

All right, and let the music play.

♪ You make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪

Next time on the Tournament of All Stars.

Last week, I wasn't mentally here, but now I am.

Are you?

Yes, I am.

I look forward to seeing you.

You was in the bottom two last week.

You know, you really just need to humble yourself.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we're hosting the Tournament of All Stars Talent Invitational.

Yes, bitch.

Devoured.

Work, diva.

Work it, sister!

I don't know what I'm watching.

♪ You make make me feel ♪

♪ Whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say ♪

♪ Long as you whisper to me ♪

♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That's what you are ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ Ay ay ay ay ay ♪

♪ ASMR lover ♪

♪ That is what you are ♪