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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,124 --> 00:00:03,876 (ethereal music) 2 00:00:37,869 --> 00:00:40,372 (car running) 3 00:00:43,553 --> 00:00:46,556 (cassette inserted) 4 00:00:47,485 --> 00:00:50,321 (jazz rock music) 5 00:01:29,451 --> 00:01:30,285 - Shit! 6 00:01:41,154 --> 00:01:41,987 Shit! 7 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:48,062 Shit! 8 00:01:55,368 --> 00:01:56,202 Shit! 9 00:02:13,408 --> 00:02:14,576 Came this far. 10 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:37,575 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 11 00:02:46,135 --> 00:02:46,969 Ooh. 12 00:02:50,302 --> 00:02:51,135 Ooh. 13 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:19,934 - Aye! 14 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,452 (exotic dance music) 15 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:25,557 Good evening, my fellow graduates of the class of 1981! 16 00:03:25,557 --> 00:03:29,961 What a splendid four years we had way back then. 17 00:03:29,961 --> 00:03:31,040 (laughs) 18 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,922 I'm sure many of you have been through 19 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,286 some changes in the last 20 years. 20 00:03:36,286 --> 00:03:40,801 As some of you know, I am now the mayor of Ojai. 21 00:03:40,801 --> 00:03:41,635 Ha! 22 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:43,265 I always remember my mother telling me. 23 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,368 (speaks foreign language) 24 00:03:46,368 --> 00:03:48,571 "You don't have to win a Pulitzer Prize." 25 00:03:48,571 --> 00:03:50,552 (speaks foreign language) 26 00:03:50,552 --> 00:03:52,411 - Big brass ring! 27 00:03:52,411 --> 00:03:54,106 What I want to emphasize here 28 00:03:54,106 --> 00:03:57,459 in my long-winded speech that prevents us 29 00:03:57,459 --> 00:04:00,473 from going to the open bar is friendship. 30 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,504 We were so young when we forged our high school friendships. 31 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:06,850 And perhaps many of them have faded over time. 32 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:09,341 But tonight, when you see those friends, 33 00:04:09,341 --> 00:04:11,324 you will realize it is almost impossible 34 00:04:11,324 --> 00:04:14,266 to have loved someone then, see them now, 35 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:18,380 and not have those same feelings coming up from inside. 36 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:19,213 Aye! 37 00:04:21,253 --> 00:04:22,087 Louisa! 38 00:04:29,471 --> 00:04:30,332 - Coffee? 39 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:33,006 - Yes, I'll have a cup of coffee. 40 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,426 And a glass of water, thanks. 41 00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:38,652 Got any sandwiches? 42 00:04:38,652 --> 00:04:39,973 - [Waitress] Sure do. 43 00:04:39,973 --> 00:04:42,074 - Yeah, I love sandwiches. 44 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,410 How about a cheese sandwich. 45 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,343 With avocado, and lettuce and tomato, 46 00:04:48,343 --> 00:04:50,362 and some salt and pepper. 47 00:04:50,362 --> 00:04:52,447 And a little mayo please. 48 00:04:54,749 --> 00:04:57,001 You know what? Make that... 49 00:04:58,502 --> 00:05:01,775 Breakfast, I'll just have a little breakfast. 50 00:05:01,775 --> 00:05:04,004 Scrambled egg whites and hash browns, 51 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,424 crispy, and some wheat toast. 52 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:15,146 - [Waitress] Coffee? 53 00:05:15,146 --> 00:05:17,399 - Couldn't live without it. 54 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:19,691 Thank you. 55 00:05:24,756 --> 00:05:25,840 Class of '81? 56 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:28,789 - [Brad] Yes, a proud graduate. 57 00:05:28,789 --> 00:05:30,351 Are you here for the reunion? 58 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:31,184 - Yeah. 59 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:37,679 I don't remember where my yearbook is. 60 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:41,178 - My mother found it for me in my old bedroom, 61 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:43,383 in my closet, where I grew up. 62 00:05:43,383 --> 00:05:44,814 - Uh-huh. 63 00:05:44,814 --> 00:05:46,315 - Brad Willington. 64 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:50,420 And you are? 65 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:51,504 - I'm Jeanie. 66 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:56,255 My name's Jeanie. 67 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,448 - Jeanie. 68 00:05:57,448 --> 00:06:00,371 My sister had a goldfish named Jeanie. 69 00:06:00,371 --> 00:06:03,454 - That's an awfully odd name for a goldfish. 70 00:06:03,454 --> 00:06:05,122 - Matter of opinion. 71 00:06:06,737 --> 00:06:08,659 Oh, you want to look at it? 72 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,781 - Nah, I'm not nostalgic. 73 00:06:10,781 --> 00:06:13,784 - But you came to your 20th reunion. 74 00:06:15,573 --> 00:06:18,242 I'm not nostalgic either really. 75 00:06:19,106 --> 00:06:21,526 - But you have your yearbook. 76 00:06:22,537 --> 00:06:24,799 Could I have the turkey club dry? 77 00:06:24,799 --> 00:06:25,633 - Okay. 78 00:06:27,928 --> 00:06:30,239 - So I don't know you. 79 00:06:30,239 --> 00:06:31,931 - No smoking please. 80 00:06:31,931 --> 00:06:34,192 - Oh, I don't smoke. 81 00:06:34,192 --> 00:06:35,455 - [Waitress] Okay. 82 00:06:35,455 --> 00:06:37,874 - Maybe I know you from P.E. 83 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:42,455 - Maybe. 84 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:46,674 - You know, our graduating class wasn't that big. 85 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,676 Whose homeroom were you? 86 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,982 - Come on, you remember. 87 00:06:52,982 --> 00:06:55,942 Who your homeroom teacher was 20 years ago? 88 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:58,979 - Well how can you forget a drunk homeroom teacher? 89 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:01,692 I mean she'd come in with toilet paper 90 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:03,544 dragging off her foot. 91 00:07:03,544 --> 00:07:05,894 Then there's this time she had her skirt 92 00:07:05,894 --> 00:07:07,927 stuck in the back of her tights. 93 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,857 The day of the week printed on the back of her underwear. 94 00:07:10,857 --> 00:07:12,442 Tuesday on her ass. 95 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:15,216 - (laughs) I remember that. 96 00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:17,105 - You remember that? 97 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:19,504 And you don't remember me? 98 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:20,588 - I guess so. 99 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,859 - And I don't remember you. 100 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,836 I think I should have remembered you. 101 00:07:59,321 --> 00:08:00,155 - Hey. 102 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:05,760 How'd you like a real authentic Lieutenant Colonel's jacket? 103 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,594 - Whose? 104 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:09,583 - Mine. 105 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:11,705 - You're not really a colonel. 106 00:08:11,705 --> 00:08:13,747 You're way too young. 107 00:08:13,747 --> 00:08:16,583 You're not even a grandfather yet. 108 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,911 - You're right. 109 00:08:20,623 --> 00:08:22,606 Hey, I gotta go. 110 00:08:22,606 --> 00:08:24,286 My pop's waiting for me. 111 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,871 You want it or not? 112 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:52,473 - I recommend Antigua. 113 00:08:54,181 --> 00:08:55,823 Blue water. 114 00:08:55,823 --> 00:08:57,074 Good daiquiris. 115 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:14,526 Will you give me a minute to return these calls? 116 00:09:14,526 --> 00:09:15,360 Okay? 117 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,519 And then I'll... 118 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:19,188 From, yeah, just... 119 00:09:44,764 --> 00:09:45,598 Mindy! 120 00:10:25,988 --> 00:10:27,156 Any questions? 121 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:34,595 Um, you know... 122 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,090 - It's not your fault, Irv. 123 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:38,008 - No, um... 124 00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:40,708 - Okay? 125 00:10:42,957 --> 00:10:44,220 Here? 126 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,054 - Yeah. 127 00:10:51,147 --> 00:10:51,981 - Here? 128 00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:52,982 - Yes, yeah. 129 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:56,993 - Here? 130 00:10:56,993 --> 00:10:57,827 - Yes. 131 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:02,932 You know, why... 132 00:11:02,932 --> 00:11:05,494 (clears throat) 133 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:06,328 Excuse me. 134 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,808 Why don't you let me follow through on this one. 135 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:10,759 - It's my job. 136 00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:12,979 I'll get it over to them today. 137 00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:13,813 Okay? 138 00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:18,195 - I think you should take the day off. 139 00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:19,113 - I'm fine. 140 00:11:20,236 --> 00:11:22,789 I have a load of work to do. 141 00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:25,303 I should finish the day. 142 00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:27,723 - I think you should go home. 143 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:42,287 (Mindy sobs) 144 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:44,804 - Mind. 145 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,052 - [Mindy] I know. 146 00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:06,631 - [Louisa] We also have the - I got your oil. 147 00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:08,541 That you asked for at the health food store. 148 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:10,323 - [Margaret] I'm just gonna stop off here for one second. 149 00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:12,016 - [Louisa] Okay, but it's the age-defying 150 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:14,189 relaxation anti-stress aromatherapy oil. 151 00:12:14,189 --> 00:12:17,352 I put it in your purse next to your lipstick. 152 00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:19,204 - [Margaret] Okay, hang on. 153 00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:20,038 Hang on. 154 00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:21,084 - [Louisa] We're really late. 155 00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:23,927 - [Margaret] I know, I know, I know. 156 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:24,928 Okay, look at this. 157 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,951 Look at this, in the middle of a busy street. 158 00:12:26,951 --> 00:12:28,958 Goddamn pedestrians. 159 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:30,372 Hello! Hurry up! 160 00:12:30,372 --> 00:12:31,685 Yeah, nice dog. 161 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:32,519 Come on! 162 00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,737 There you go. 163 00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,280 Make a note to change that pedestrian 164 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,140 right of way thing if we can, huh? 165 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,211 - I'll make a memo. 166 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:41,796 - [Margaret] Okay. 167 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,767 - Ah, a photographer. 168 00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,655 - No, photojournalist. 169 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:52,243 - Capturing your every moment back here in rustic Ojai. 170 00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:57,617 - Look like you did in high school. 171 00:12:57,617 --> 00:12:59,259 Just sitting at the diner. 172 00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:00,760 - What, like this? 173 00:13:04,966 --> 00:13:07,458 - Why high school, Brad? 174 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,292 - What? 175 00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:10,944 - You transformed. 176 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:12,646 - Meaning? 177 00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:20,071 - There's the shoulder hunch, for one thing. 178 00:13:20,071 --> 00:13:22,671 - [Brad] Occupational hazard. 179 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:23,505 - Oh yeah? 180 00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:25,748 What do you do? 181 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:31,742 - They call me The Terror of Pope Street. 182 00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:33,161 - Dare I ask why? 183 00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:36,783 - Eh, I'm a bus driver. 184 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,963 - Ah. 185 00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:41,292 I live in San Francisco, 186 00:13:41,292 --> 00:13:44,175 but I don't take public transportation. 187 00:13:44,175 --> 00:13:45,927 - I know those types. 188 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,850 Hey listen, I'm driving around a bit. 189 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:55,285 Taking in the scenery if you want to tag along. 190 00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:57,735 I'll show up for your pictorial. 191 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:58,647 - Sure. 192 00:13:58,647 --> 00:13:59,481 Why not. 193 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:02,427 - [Brad] All right. 194 00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:36,310 - How do you keep these plants alive in this heat? 195 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,723 - Well your mother gave them the will to live. 196 00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:40,436 I just do the seasonal maintenance. 197 00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:43,356 (Patrick chuckles) 198 00:14:44,771 --> 00:14:46,171 Hi, son. 199 00:14:46,171 --> 00:14:47,511 - Hey, Pop. 200 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:49,583 - Well I am damned. 201 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:52,525 I knew you were coming, but I forgot it was today. 202 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,960 I can never remember where I put the damn calendar. 203 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,191 - Well couldn't miss my 20 year reunion. 204 00:14:57,191 --> 00:14:59,492 - Oh, 20 years slipped by without my noticing? 205 00:14:59,492 --> 00:15:00,410 - Yes, sir. 206 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:04,971 - Well. 207 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,841 Are you high ranking military men 208 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,591 allowed to have a cold beer on your day off? 209 00:15:10,591 --> 00:15:12,306 - Considering I'm permanently off? 210 00:15:12,306 --> 00:15:13,793 Sure. 211 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,989 - [Pop] What did you say, Pat? 212 00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:17,529 - I'm retired. 213 00:15:17,529 --> 00:15:20,099 Let's go have that beer. 214 00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:20,933 - Pat! 215 00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,445 Christ, Pat. 216 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,755 - Pop, hear me out. 217 00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:27,299 - I'll hear you out. 218 00:15:27,299 --> 00:15:29,501 But this better be good. 219 00:15:29,501 --> 00:15:31,771 You don't just abandon the United States Army. 220 00:15:31,771 --> 00:15:33,433 - I didn't abandon anything. 221 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,267 I retired. 222 00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:38,069 Just like anybody else would in any other profession. 223 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:39,831 - Pat, you're 37 years old. 224 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:41,211 - And I got my whole life ahead of me. 225 00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:42,585 - Well what the hell are you gonna do? 226 00:15:42,585 --> 00:15:44,353 You gonna come back here and help me in the garden? 227 00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,022 - Well maybe I will. 228 00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:52,054 - What's the real reason you left the army? 229 00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:54,558 - Oh come on, Pop, okay? 230 00:15:54,558 --> 00:15:56,057 - [Pop] Because you have what it takes 231 00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:57,801 to be a commanding officer. 232 00:15:57,801 --> 00:16:00,554 - And I made the choice to leave. 233 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,359 I know how much it means to you 234 00:16:06,359 --> 00:16:08,561 that I had a career in the army. 235 00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:10,640 And I know Mom was proud too. 236 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,813 I woke up every day and I worked for America. 237 00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:13,934 - Your mother loved you more 238 00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:16,687 than anything else in this world. 239 00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:20,657 - I know that. 240 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,170 Hey Pop, why don't you put on a tie? 241 00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,815 Let me take you to dinner. 242 00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:37,038 They still got a restaurant in this town 243 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,539 that uses white linen, right? 244 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:40,373 Please? 245 00:17:00,908 --> 00:17:03,828 (radio rock music) 246 00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:07,114 ♪ I'll say it straight to your face ♪ 247 00:17:07,114 --> 00:17:08,342 ♪ It's not my place ♪ 248 00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:11,489 (phone rings) 249 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,261 - Boccali's. 250 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:15,343 Hey Mr. Roberts, how you doing? 251 00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:17,505 I love the heat, sir, I'm a pizza maker. 252 00:17:17,505 --> 00:17:18,339 Moron! 253 00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:20,988 No, of course not. 254 00:17:20,988 --> 00:17:22,073 Not you, sir. 255 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:26,610 Yes, I'll have your special pie 256 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,299 waiting for you in about 20 minutes. 257 00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,502 You know how I gotta make the pies 258 00:17:30,502 --> 00:17:32,086 for the Retired Men's Club, and you know 259 00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:36,130 how none of those guys like to miss a meal. 260 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,810 Yeah, you come see me in 20 minutes 261 00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,934 and I'll have your special pie waiting for you. 262 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,187 Yeah, you too, Mr. Roberts. 263 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:48,785 Bobby! 264 00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:52,244 Bobby, get your ass off that motorcycle! 265 00:17:52,244 --> 00:17:53,275 (car starts) 266 00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,526 Hey, Yvette. 267 00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:58,248 Tell your sister I'd like to see her again sometime. 268 00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,749 Hey, nice Mariner! 269 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:03,644 Bobby, get your ass inside! 270 00:18:03,644 --> 00:18:05,956 You got a mess to clean up and some pies to deliver. 271 00:18:05,956 --> 00:18:10,628 I don't pay you minimum wage to flirt with cheerleaders. 272 00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,004 - [Margaret] Okay, excellent. 273 00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:14,838 Hang on. 274 00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:18,922 Afternoon! 275 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,050 - We're gonna be late. 276 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:22,884 - [Margaret] I know. 277 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,984 I know, Louisa, I know. 278 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:25,818 Okay? 279 00:18:25,818 --> 00:18:27,245 - Do you want your oil now? 280 00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:28,078 - No. 281 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,808 Kyle after Stan? 282 00:18:31,808 --> 00:18:32,739 Kyle after Stan. 283 00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:33,811 - [Margaret] Okay. 284 00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:35,112 - Yeah, he said the menu's ready. 285 00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:37,120 - [Margaret] Okay. 286 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,231 - What's a vegan? 287 00:18:39,231 --> 00:18:40,603 ♪ You gotta get good tire ♪ 288 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:41,985 ♪ 'Cause your car won't go without it ♪ 289 00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:43,387 ♪ And your future's riding on it ♪ 290 00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:45,531 ♪ There ain't no doubt about it ♪ 291 00:18:45,531 --> 00:18:46,560 - Mayor! 292 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,525 Honey, the mayor's here. 293 00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:49,446 Mayor! 294 00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,708 Thanks for coming! 295 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,542 - Stan the man. 296 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:52,529 (laughs) 297 00:18:52,529 --> 00:18:54,410 Congratulations on your opening. 298 00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,960 And as soon as all of my tires go bald 299 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,642 I will be in for a new set. 300 00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,397 - Come down anytime for a free inspection 301 00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:01,747 before they go bald, Mayor, or a rotation. 302 00:19:01,747 --> 00:19:03,561 - Oh, well I will keep that in mind, Stan. 303 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:04,610 - Thanks for coming. 304 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,593 - Give me a second. 305 00:19:05,593 --> 00:19:08,268 - Margaret, we need to resolve the speed bump issue. 306 00:19:08,268 --> 00:19:09,416 - On Montgomery, yes, I know. 307 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,356 - And the set that's by Odie park. 308 00:19:11,356 --> 00:19:12,675 Very flat. Very useless. 309 00:19:12,675 --> 00:19:14,515 - Okay, sweetheart, schedule a speed bump meeting 310 00:19:14,515 --> 00:19:16,498 with Mr. Andretti, yes? 311 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:19,431 Why don't you schedule a meeting with Mr. Andretti. 312 00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:20,582 Yes? Thank you, darling. 313 00:19:20,582 --> 00:19:21,416 - Margaret! - Margaret! 314 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:24,258 - You are just the mayor that I needed to see today. 315 00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:25,968 - Frances, what brings you to Ojai? 316 00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:27,028 Tires? 317 00:19:27,028 --> 00:19:28,528 - No. Space. 318 00:19:28,528 --> 00:19:29,439 - Okay. 319 00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:31,225 - Margaret, this is Free Sky. 320 00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:32,884 She's the yoga instructor 321 00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:35,298 from the One Mind Institute in Ventura. 322 00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:37,231 - Yes, I took one of your classes. 323 00:19:37,231 --> 00:19:39,923 - She wants to open up an institute right here in Ojai. 324 00:19:39,923 --> 00:19:40,757 - Excellent. 325 00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:41,591 Louisa! 326 00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:44,146 Louisa, can you put Ms. Frisky on the list, yes? 327 00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:45,088 - That's Free Sky. 328 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,978 - Free Sky, of course, I gotta pee. 329 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,579 - [Frances] Oh thank you! 330 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:50,760 - Honey, you hang in there, I'll be right back! 331 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,595 - Free Sky. - Free Sky. 332 00:19:55,266 --> 00:19:56,237 - Oh my God. 333 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,070 Oh my God. 334 00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,328 - Margaret! 335 00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:07,909 When you're done, City Councilman Beard 336 00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,761 would like a word with you! 337 00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:10,882 - [Margaret] Okay, Louisa! 338 00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:13,218 Step away from the door now! 339 00:20:15,654 --> 00:20:16,488 Shit. 340 00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:20,272 - (laughs) Get out of town, huh? 341 00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:21,542 Big guy! 342 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:22,443 Sorry. 343 00:20:22,443 --> 00:20:24,416 Wow, look at you, man. 344 00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:25,834 Exactly the same! 345 00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:27,828 Spitting image, man. 346 00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:29,598 Cool hat, cool clothes. 347 00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:30,782 Such a cool guy. 348 00:20:30,782 --> 00:20:31,653 (chuckles) 349 00:20:31,653 --> 00:20:33,346 You're in town for the reunion? 350 00:20:33,346 --> 00:20:34,435 Yeah, yeah. 351 00:20:34,435 --> 00:20:36,578 Molly and I, you know, we got two kids. 352 00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:39,952 Sarah, you know, she's like a little doll, and Barry. 353 00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:40,786 - That's good. 354 00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,063 - The wife likes Manilow. 355 00:20:42,063 --> 00:20:44,145 He's five, never stops talking. 356 00:20:44,145 --> 00:20:45,697 God, it's all excellent, man. 357 00:20:45,697 --> 00:20:47,079 Got a great house, great job. 358 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:47,913 - Excellent. 359 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:48,747 - Eat well. 360 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,142 (chuckles) It's excellent, yeah. 361 00:20:51,142 --> 00:20:53,475 Hey, so what's your deal? 362 00:20:53,475 --> 00:20:54,309 - I'm good. 363 00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:55,528 - Yeah? 364 00:20:55,528 --> 00:20:56,929 Oh, let me guess. 365 00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:58,779 Big CEO of an internet company, huh? 366 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,151 Hope it's for the kids. 367 00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:00,985 (chuckles) 368 00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:02,381 Huge stock options? 369 00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:03,462 Oh God. 370 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,401 - Listen, uh - 371 00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:06,334 - Still with all the ladies? 372 00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:07,167 Yeah, God. 373 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,410 There was no stopping Brad Willington, man. 374 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,832 (chuckles) 375 00:21:11,832 --> 00:21:13,029 Put it up. 376 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:13,910 - All right. 377 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:14,932 (classmate laughs) 378 00:21:14,932 --> 00:21:15,789 - I'll see you. 379 00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:17,001 - Yeah, man. 380 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,792 Still single. 381 00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:19,932 Hey look, I gotta get going. 382 00:21:19,932 --> 00:21:21,286 The kids are out roasting in the car. 383 00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:22,901 Tomorrow night, we'll catch up on old times. 384 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:23,943 - All right, I'll see you. 385 00:21:23,943 --> 00:21:26,863 - (chuckles) Yeah. 386 00:21:29,883 --> 00:21:31,715 - Have I got a photo for you. 387 00:21:31,715 --> 00:21:32,876 - Of what? 388 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,394 - Of that moment. 389 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,409 Seeing an old friend. 390 00:21:36,409 --> 00:21:38,578 - I got no clue who he is. 391 00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:41,863 (car starts) 392 00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:58,347 (somber radio music) 393 00:21:58,347 --> 00:21:59,936 (Mindy sobs) 394 00:21:59,936 --> 00:22:03,920 ♪ Me and you ♪ 395 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:08,925 ♪ We remember, but we're distant now ♪ 396 00:22:10,022 --> 00:22:13,460 ♪ What good does it do ♪ 397 00:22:13,460 --> 00:22:15,879 ♪ Me and you ♪ 398 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:29,985 ♪ How many times I've tried to stop myself from crying ♪ 399 00:22:30,965 --> 00:22:35,970 ♪ Thinking I could find somebody else ♪ 400 00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:39,006 (radio turns off) 401 00:22:40,404 --> 00:22:41,237 - Ty? 402 00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:46,792 (sobs) Ty. 403 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,626 Ty! 404 00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:52,048 Ty! 405 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,162 - [Ty] Mindy? 406 00:22:54,162 --> 00:22:55,330 - [Mindy] Hi! 407 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:57,591 - Mindy, is that you? 408 00:22:57,591 --> 00:22:59,164 - [Mindy] Wait, I'm coming! 409 00:22:59,164 --> 00:23:00,942 (laughs) 410 00:23:00,942 --> 00:23:02,517 - Mindy! 411 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,690 Oh my God, you look great! 412 00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,561 - I'm having a bad day. 413 00:23:06,561 --> 00:23:07,802 Oh, you're sweaty. 414 00:23:07,802 --> 00:23:10,634 - Yeah, it's 110 degrees out here. 415 00:23:10,634 --> 00:23:11,827 - Oh yeah. 416 00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:13,268 God. 417 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,770 God, it's amazing! 418 00:23:15,631 --> 00:23:17,742 I can't believe it! 419 00:23:17,742 --> 00:23:19,595 I recognize you. 420 00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:20,756 After... 421 00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:21,590 - 20 years. 422 00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:22,817 - 20 years. 423 00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:25,000 - I know, well, you know, I'm the only black man 424 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,513 out here at 110 degree weather walking into town. 425 00:23:28,513 --> 00:23:30,756 - Yeah, I guess that plays a factor. 426 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:31,590 Yeah. 427 00:23:32,968 --> 00:23:34,553 - Sure you're okay? 428 00:23:39,373 --> 00:23:41,125 - Small town tragedy. 429 00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:45,931 God. 430 00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:47,694 Well, get in the car! 431 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:48,528 - Okay. 432 00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:56,810 - Look at this gorgeous structure! 433 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,978 - [Brad] Yeah. 434 00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:02,048 - Aw. 435 00:24:03,916 --> 00:24:04,834 - Gorgeous. 436 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:09,361 Hey Jeannie, where do you take most of your photos? 437 00:24:09,361 --> 00:24:11,182 - I'm freelance, I travel. 438 00:24:11,182 --> 00:24:12,767 All over the world. 439 00:24:16,098 --> 00:24:18,433 - Planes give me the creeps. 440 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,669 - How do you get anywhere? 441 00:24:26,556 --> 00:24:29,726 - Well, haven't left San Francisco in. 442 00:24:31,418 --> 00:24:32,419 Three years. 443 00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:35,392 - It's funny 'cause I live in San Francisco 444 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,061 and I'm never there. 445 00:24:38,866 --> 00:24:40,274 - Where are you then? 446 00:24:40,274 --> 00:24:41,578 - [Jeanie] All over. 447 00:24:41,578 --> 00:24:43,246 Provant, Copenhagen. 448 00:24:45,373 --> 00:24:47,725 - How long did it take you to get there? 449 00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:50,060 - To Denmark, it's 14 hours. 450 00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:55,223 - You'll never catch me in a plane that long. 451 00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:56,573 No fucking way. 452 00:24:56,573 --> 00:25:00,405 What is that, like three plane meals? 453 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:02,418 - How'd you get here then? 454 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,420 - Good ol' trusty train. 455 00:25:05,662 --> 00:25:07,423 - Aren't you feeling a little drunk? 456 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:10,045 It's only the afternoon. 457 00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:11,154 - I feel good. 458 00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:14,407 It takes a lot of alcohol to affect me. 459 00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:23,485 In high school I was the designated drunk driver. 460 00:25:23,485 --> 00:25:24,561 - What? 461 00:25:24,561 --> 00:25:25,729 - [Brad] Mmhm. 462 00:25:28,473 --> 00:25:32,645 - Well, I mean, I think I look pretty good for 37. 463 00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:37,362 I mean, at least I don't have secretary butt. 464 00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:39,896 - You're a secretary? 465 00:25:39,896 --> 00:25:41,337 - A legal assistant. 466 00:25:41,337 --> 00:25:42,171 - Oh. 467 00:25:42,171 --> 00:25:43,740 - Geez. 468 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,941 I mean I look good compared 469 00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:47,672 to my husband's friends and their wives. 470 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,313 The wives of plastic surgeons. 471 00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:51,096 They're like the Stepford Wives. 472 00:25:51,096 --> 00:25:53,137 Not me. Not a stitch. 473 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,380 (Ty laughs) 474 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:58,282 - Now as I recall, you wanted to become a doctor. 475 00:25:58,282 --> 00:26:01,065 - Yeah, well that wasn't realistic. 476 00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:05,319 I mean, I have this husband who has the same goals. 477 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,475 He had the same goals. 478 00:26:10,475 --> 00:26:12,317 But, you know, someone had to pay the mortgage, 479 00:26:12,317 --> 00:26:13,978 so it was me. 480 00:26:13,978 --> 00:26:16,872 - You gonna tell me why you were crying? 481 00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:17,706 - PMS. 482 00:26:19,893 --> 00:26:22,237 God, I can't believe that this 483 00:26:22,237 --> 00:26:25,560 is the first impression you have of me. 484 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,812 After 20 years. 485 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:31,536 (honks) 486 00:26:31,536 --> 00:26:33,040 God! 487 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,591 I know, I know, it's been a long time. 488 00:26:35,591 --> 00:26:37,022 I mean I used to hear from Patrick. 489 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:38,394 He used to send me postcards from all 490 00:26:38,394 --> 00:26:41,981 these exotic places like Haiti and Somalia. 491 00:26:43,188 --> 00:26:47,292 Yeah, he stopped writing like three years ago. 492 00:26:47,292 --> 00:26:50,457 Anyway, I check in on his dad every now and again. 493 00:26:50,457 --> 00:26:52,700 You know, his mom died. 494 00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:53,989 Cancer of the uterus. 495 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:55,908 - Oh wow, that's tough. 496 00:26:57,865 --> 00:26:58,699 - Yeah. 497 00:26:58,699 --> 00:27:00,475 - [Brad] What's a ranger anyway? 498 00:27:00,475 --> 00:27:03,098 - [Jeanie] Like a forest patroller, I think. 499 00:27:03,098 --> 00:27:07,132 - [Brad] What's that got to do with football? 500 00:27:07,132 --> 00:27:08,603 - [Jeanie] Maybe that's why they're 501 00:27:08,603 --> 00:27:11,526 the worst team in the division! 502 00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:12,360 - No shit. 503 00:27:18,422 --> 00:27:21,937 - There's something so beautiful about an empty stadium. 504 00:27:21,937 --> 00:27:23,848 - Good old Jimmy B. 505 00:27:23,848 --> 00:27:25,779 Star quarterback. 506 00:27:25,779 --> 00:27:27,197 Snapped his neck. 507 00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:32,607 That's what I think about when I look at this stadium. 508 00:27:44,479 --> 00:27:46,291 Oh, did you play sports? 509 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,460 - [Jeanie] No. 510 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,584 You? 511 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,055 - I did sports for the sweaty 512 00:27:50,055 --> 00:27:52,156 male bonding in the locker room. 513 00:27:52,156 --> 00:27:54,146 - [Jeanie] Gross. 514 00:27:54,146 --> 00:27:55,288 Are you gonna smoke that? 515 00:27:55,288 --> 00:27:57,106 - Why, you want one? 516 00:27:57,106 --> 00:27:58,700 - No. - Huh? 517 00:27:58,700 --> 00:27:59,533 - No! 518 00:28:03,004 --> 00:28:06,007 - There's no photo for Jeanie Moran. 519 00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,935 - I was sick that day. 520 00:28:09,932 --> 00:28:11,683 Let's see your photo. 521 00:28:22,865 --> 00:28:23,698 - What? 522 00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:26,344 - You look the same. 523 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,714 "If I could be anywhere, 524 00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:32,796 "it would be on the moon. 525 00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,157 "By the sea." 526 00:28:34,157 --> 00:28:35,638 Who'd you quote? 527 00:28:35,638 --> 00:28:36,777 - Brad Willington. 528 00:28:36,777 --> 00:28:37,861 Ojai prophet. 529 00:28:39,068 --> 00:28:40,901 - You could always judge the popular people 530 00:28:40,901 --> 00:28:44,738 by the amount of signatures in their yearbook. 531 00:28:47,005 --> 00:28:48,297 Wow. 532 00:28:48,297 --> 00:28:50,216 You were a popular guy. 533 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:57,361 Let's head out. 534 00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:04,598 - And then there's Margaret. 535 00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:06,222 - Ah yes, Ms. Margaret. 536 00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:10,226 - Yeah, wow, she put the whole reunion together. 537 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:15,952 She couldn't bear to see the 20 year go by like the 10 year. 538 00:29:15,952 --> 00:29:17,036 With no fuss. 539 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:19,125 So here we are. 540 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,798 Just happened to fall on a really bad day. 541 00:29:23,798 --> 00:29:28,742 Well, the real scoop on Margaret, she's the town mayor. 542 00:29:28,742 --> 00:29:29,576 - Margaret? 543 00:29:29,576 --> 00:29:30,410 - Yep. 544 00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:31,324 Town mayor 545 00:29:31,324 --> 00:29:32,543 - Is the mayor of Ojai? 546 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:35,616 - Yep yep, and she didn't have to fuck anybody to get there! 547 00:29:35,616 --> 00:29:37,468 Well, nobody she didn't want to, that is. 548 00:29:37,468 --> 00:29:39,911 I mean she legitimately climbed the political ladder. 549 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,254 Now she's gonna be a councilwoman, blah, blah, blah. 550 00:29:42,254 --> 00:29:43,806 Are you involved with anyone? 551 00:29:43,806 --> 00:29:45,717 - [Ty] Yeah, I have a girlfriend. 552 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,219 - Do you love her? 553 00:29:48,202 --> 00:29:50,348 - I think that's a fairly intimate question, Mindy. 554 00:29:50,348 --> 00:29:52,245 - Oh come on, Ty, you know, we're old high school friends. 555 00:29:52,245 --> 00:29:53,857 Come on, Ty! 556 00:29:53,857 --> 00:29:56,111 Tell me, do you love her? 557 00:29:56,111 --> 00:29:57,422 - I like her. 558 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:58,423 - Oh, I see. 559 00:30:01,618 --> 00:30:04,679 But you don't love her, right? 560 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:06,452 - It hasn't been an issue. 561 00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:07,602 - Right, right, right. 562 00:30:07,602 --> 00:30:09,634 So perhaps she thinks you love her. 563 00:30:09,634 --> 00:30:10,956 You ever think of that? 564 00:30:10,956 --> 00:30:12,950 And she has no idea you don't love her. 565 00:30:12,950 --> 00:30:14,039 And just when she thinks 566 00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:15,431 you're gonna tell her you love her, right? 567 00:30:15,431 --> 00:30:17,321 That's when you're gonna dump her, right? 568 00:30:17,321 --> 00:30:18,202 - I don't know. 569 00:30:18,202 --> 00:30:20,367 I don't think we need to be talking about this, Mindy. 570 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:22,078 - Okay, you guys are all the same. 571 00:30:22,078 --> 00:30:25,309 You'll just hold onto her until she's too old 572 00:30:25,309 --> 00:30:28,553 to attract anybody that could possibly be any good for her, 573 00:30:28,553 --> 00:30:31,746 and then you'll just send her off into the world, right? 574 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:32,819 Right? 575 00:30:32,819 --> 00:30:34,707 (sobs) And then she'll have to find a man 576 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,522 who would be willing to face the awful odds 577 00:30:36,522 --> 00:30:38,705 that one out of every four babies 578 00:30:38,705 --> 00:30:41,458 born to older women are retarded! 579 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,380 - There are a lot of 37-year-old women 580 00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:46,361 who have babies that aren't retarded. 581 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:47,474 - [Mindy] Oh really? 582 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:49,105 And I suppose you think I should just run to LA 583 00:30:49,105 --> 00:30:52,188 and get a boob job and let, you know, let it all hang out? 584 00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:53,806 Cut my hair and stuff. 585 00:30:53,806 --> 00:30:55,891 - Mindy, you don't need a boob job. 586 00:30:55,891 --> 00:30:58,710 - [Mindy] What do you advise me to do, Ty? 587 00:30:58,710 --> 00:31:00,846 Why am I asking you anyway? 588 00:31:00,846 --> 00:31:02,820 You men are all the same. 589 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:06,304 - Did you write for the high school newspaper? 590 00:31:06,304 --> 00:31:07,483 - No. 591 00:31:07,483 --> 00:31:10,446 There was no high school newspaper. 592 00:31:10,446 --> 00:31:12,188 - [Brad] I know, I was just testing. 593 00:31:12,188 --> 00:31:14,042 Were you on the debate team? 594 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:16,377 - I didn't like high school. 595 00:31:17,264 --> 00:31:20,547 - I had you pegged as like the pro high school kind of gal. 596 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:22,080 On the debate team. 597 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,340 Popular at the school dances. 598 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,260 - I didn't go to the school dances. 599 00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,957 - That's why we never met. 600 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:34,627 I would've definitely asked you for a dance. 601 00:31:35,613 --> 00:31:37,698 - I don't think so, Brad. 602 00:31:38,915 --> 00:31:41,543 - [Brad] (sighs) I think so. 603 00:31:41,543 --> 00:31:42,461 I think so. 604 00:31:46,991 --> 00:31:50,873 - Do you remember the back roads to this town? 605 00:31:50,873 --> 00:31:51,791 - Um, yeah. 606 00:31:52,626 --> 00:31:54,878 How about the rock? 607 00:31:54,878 --> 00:31:58,013 You ever been to the makeout rock? 608 00:31:58,013 --> 00:32:01,085 - I lead a very exciting and full life, Brad. 609 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:05,129 - So what you're saying is you've never been to the rock. 610 00:32:05,129 --> 00:32:06,787 - It's a rock. 611 00:32:06,787 --> 00:32:08,052 Maybe I went to it. 612 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:09,470 How would I know? 613 00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:14,189 - Well if you were gonna remember any location 614 00:32:14,189 --> 00:32:18,385 from your Nordhoff days, it would be the rock. 615 00:32:18,385 --> 00:32:21,625 - I remember this great clearing in the woods 616 00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:24,308 and I would go there and I'd daydream. 617 00:32:24,308 --> 00:32:25,726 And I think that. 618 00:32:27,932 --> 00:32:31,769 If we cross a bridge, and then there's a road. 619 00:32:32,676 --> 00:32:33,510 Okay, no. 620 00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:38,373 If we go towards my old house 621 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,936 and we park there, we can walk and... 622 00:32:41,936 --> 00:32:45,190 I think that I'll remember it that way. 623 00:32:49,114 --> 00:32:50,705 - Hi. 624 00:32:50,705 --> 00:32:51,796 - George! 625 00:32:51,796 --> 00:32:53,267 (laughs) 626 00:32:53,267 --> 00:32:54,601 And who is this? 627 00:32:55,542 --> 00:32:56,860 Patrick. 628 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:57,933 - This is him. 629 00:32:57,933 --> 00:32:59,714 Back for the 20th reunion. 630 00:32:59,714 --> 00:33:01,236 - Patrick, do you remember me? 631 00:33:01,236 --> 00:33:02,887 Flora? 632 00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:04,806 No, I'm sure you don't. 633 00:33:08,432 --> 00:33:10,493 - She taught you at nursery school. 634 00:33:10,493 --> 00:33:12,425 - [Flora] George, I never thought I'd see you in here. 635 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,925 In a tie. 636 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:17,949 - [George] Aw come on, Flora, give me a break. 637 00:33:17,949 --> 00:33:19,260 - A special dinner? 638 00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:20,820 - [George] Yes, ma'am. 639 00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:22,784 - Patrick, enjoy your meal. 640 00:33:22,784 --> 00:33:23,785 - Thank you. 641 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,980 - Good evening, gentlemen. 642 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,982 My name is Roger. 643 00:33:30,982 --> 00:33:32,925 I'll be serving you tonight. 644 00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:35,768 Could I interest you in a cocktail? 645 00:33:35,768 --> 00:33:38,998 - I'll just have something cold in a can. 646 00:33:38,998 --> 00:33:41,062 - I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve anything in a can here, 647 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:43,453 but we do have a lovely array of drafts. 648 00:33:43,453 --> 00:33:45,407 - Oh, well fine, just bring me something cold. 649 00:33:45,407 --> 00:33:46,424 - Fantastic. 650 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,199 And would you care for something cold? 651 00:33:48,199 --> 00:33:49,179 - [Patrick] Vodka martini. 652 00:33:49,179 --> 00:33:50,709 Two olives please. 653 00:33:50,709 --> 00:33:52,961 - A man after my own heart. 654 00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:05,667 - It's a far cry from The Pork Pit. 655 00:34:05,667 --> 00:34:08,587 (Patrick chuckles) 656 00:34:16,406 --> 00:34:18,408 So, what are your plans? 657 00:34:20,248 --> 00:34:22,833 - I was thinking the swordfish. 658 00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:30,081 After years of knowing, I'm not sure. 659 00:34:30,081 --> 00:34:32,331 I could be a great camp counselor. 660 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,415 Travel agent. 661 00:34:34,725 --> 00:34:39,563 - Well, if you're thinking of sticking around for a while. 662 00:34:40,771 --> 00:34:42,792 There's an open door policy at your home. 663 00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,073 I want you to know that. 664 00:34:45,073 --> 00:34:46,636 - Thanks, Pop. 665 00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:48,427 I may take you up on that for a little bit. 666 00:34:48,427 --> 00:34:50,179 - A cold one for dad. 667 00:34:51,822 --> 00:34:54,242 And the cocktail for the son. 668 00:34:55,285 --> 00:35:00,290 So what's the occasion, if you don't mind my asking? 669 00:35:00,427 --> 00:35:02,342 - A 20 year high school reunion. 670 00:35:02,342 --> 00:35:04,545 - 20 years, get out. 671 00:35:04,545 --> 00:35:06,244 Couldn't be more than 10, right? 672 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:08,496 (chuckles) 673 00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:12,072 First time back in a while? 674 00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:13,657 - You can say that. 675 00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:17,966 - Sticking around, or is this just a quickie trip? 676 00:35:17,966 --> 00:35:19,120 - I'm not sure yet. 677 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,420 - My son just retired from the military. 678 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,132 He's a lieutenant colonel. 679 00:35:23,132 --> 00:35:24,605 - Oh, a military man. 680 00:35:24,605 --> 00:35:25,704 - [George] I'm ready to order. 681 00:35:25,704 --> 00:35:27,216 - Yes, sir. 682 00:35:27,216 --> 00:35:30,440 - I'll have the sirloin steak well done. 683 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,842 Never mind the fancy sides. 684 00:35:32,842 --> 00:35:35,165 Just bring me a baked potato. 685 00:35:35,165 --> 00:35:37,107 - Sirloin well, no leeks and portobello. 686 00:35:37,107 --> 00:35:40,349 Just a good old baker for dad, and you? 687 00:35:40,349 --> 00:35:42,000 - I'd like the swordfish please. 688 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,843 - A sword for the retired military man. 689 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,928 I'll leave you two alone. 690 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:57,575 - I know you have questions. - Pat I think you should know. 691 00:35:57,575 --> 00:36:00,259 - Questions about me retiring. 692 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,658 - I made a career in the military 693 00:36:01,658 --> 00:36:03,412 and I never wanted to leave early. 694 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:06,882 Those were the best years of my life. 695 00:36:06,882 --> 00:36:08,886 - It's time for a fresh start. 696 00:36:08,886 --> 00:36:10,471 It's been 20 years. 697 00:36:11,948 --> 00:36:13,116 It felt right. 698 00:36:15,354 --> 00:36:16,275 - Pat. 699 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,110 - [Waiter] Hot buns from the oven. 700 00:36:31,530 --> 00:36:32,553 - JC! 701 00:36:32,553 --> 00:36:33,954 - JC? He works here? 702 00:36:33,954 --> 00:36:34,788 - He runs it. 703 00:36:34,788 --> 00:36:36,534 - He runs it? 704 00:36:36,534 --> 00:36:37,937 - Ty! 705 00:36:37,937 --> 00:36:41,057 Ty, how's my favorite king of cool? 706 00:36:41,057 --> 00:36:43,500 Oh man - oh, I got a little sauce on your shirt there. 707 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,923 Psych! 708 00:36:44,923 --> 00:36:46,815 - Yeah, what's up with the cold JC, huh? 709 00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:48,388 Longest cold in history, huh? 710 00:36:48,388 --> 00:36:50,029 Five year sniffle? 711 00:36:50,029 --> 00:36:51,078 - This is amazing, man. 712 00:36:51,078 --> 00:36:52,272 You in my pizza place. 713 00:36:52,272 --> 00:36:53,412 How many years has it been? 714 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:55,214 - 20 years, man. 715 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:56,105 - Wow. 716 00:36:56,105 --> 00:36:58,164 And you came here for a slice of my pizza? 717 00:36:58,164 --> 00:36:59,046 - Yes I did. 718 00:36:59,046 --> 00:37:00,608 - Are you ready for the best slice of pizza 719 00:37:00,608 --> 00:37:02,491 you've ever had in your life, huh? 720 00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:03,614 Huh? Huh? 721 00:37:03,614 --> 00:37:05,275 Listen, you order off this menu 722 00:37:05,275 --> 00:37:07,647 whatever you want and I'll get it for you. 723 00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:09,598 I'll make it for you like that! 724 00:37:09,598 --> 00:37:10,432 - Beer! 725 00:37:10,432 --> 00:37:11,433 - [Ty] Beer. 726 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,664 Come here often? 727 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:15,386 - When Brian was alive. 728 00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:17,016 - [Ty] You guys were close? 729 00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:19,841 - Well, you know, my husband is never home. 730 00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:23,575 Medical school, you know, I get lonely. 731 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,942 - [Ty] Now Peter, "JC," that doesn't make any sense. 732 00:37:26,942 --> 00:37:28,533 Now he did something else. 733 00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:29,476 Wasn't he... 734 00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:30,310 - Drummer! 735 00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:31,525 - [Ty] That's right, he was a drummer. 736 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:32,887 What was the name of the band he was in? 737 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:33,976 - The Blue Hunger. 738 00:37:33,976 --> 00:37:35,239 (Ty laughs) 739 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,491 Yeah. 740 00:37:36,491 --> 00:37:38,188 When Brian died his family didn't give him 741 00:37:38,188 --> 00:37:39,910 much of an option, you know? 742 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:40,994 Guilt factor. 743 00:37:42,324 --> 00:37:45,450 - "Similar to Salami Slices"? 744 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:47,510 "Totally Tofu Lasagna"? 745 00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:50,924 - Yeah, well, you know, JC wanted to evolve with the times. 746 00:37:50,924 --> 00:37:53,594 Safe to say, not a very big hit. 747 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,378 - Now Brian never married, huh? 748 00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:00,537 - Nope. 749 00:38:00,537 --> 00:38:02,518 - [Ty] Yeah, I wanted to come to the funeral, 750 00:38:02,518 --> 00:38:04,740 but I just couldn't bring myself to come here. 751 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,022 - [Mindy] You okay. JC? 752 00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:09,776 - Two piping hot "Similar to Salami Slices". 753 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,723 - Thank you. 754 00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:15,095 - JC, what is that? 755 00:38:15,095 --> 00:38:16,153 - Kale. 756 00:38:16,153 --> 00:38:17,322 - And that is? 757 00:38:18,388 --> 00:38:20,310 - Kale, you jackass! 758 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,871 I did away with Brian's recipe. 759 00:38:21,871 --> 00:38:23,971 Too traditional, basil and sauce. 760 00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:26,302 That's wheat crust, and I use soy cheese. 761 00:38:26,302 --> 00:38:27,136 - [Ty] Nice. 762 00:38:27,136 --> 00:38:28,786 - [JC] How the hell are you, Mindy? 763 00:38:28,786 --> 00:38:31,088 - I've been better. 764 00:38:31,088 --> 00:38:32,172 - Aww, Mindy. 765 00:38:33,548 --> 00:38:35,430 Hey, I got a little sauce on your shirt there. 766 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:36,431 - Oh psych! 767 00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:40,573 - Listen, I want you guys to come here tonight 768 00:38:40,573 --> 00:38:42,106 with any one of Brian's friends 769 00:38:42,106 --> 00:38:44,378 that you see around town for the reunion. 770 00:38:44,378 --> 00:38:45,699 Brian would've liked that. 771 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:50,203 It'll be like you guys were here with Brian, you know? 772 00:38:51,413 --> 00:38:52,375 Like old times. 773 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,208 - [Ty] Yeah. 774 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,668 - Everything's on the house, huh? 775 00:38:54,668 --> 00:38:56,420 - [Ty] There you go. 776 00:38:58,523 --> 00:38:59,902 - [Mindy] That's sweet, JC. 777 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,236 - I'll be there. 778 00:39:02,985 --> 00:39:03,986 - Holy shit! 779 00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:07,043 Holy shit. 780 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,256 My house! 781 00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:16,090 It's gone! 782 00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:18,209 Oh my God. 783 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,126 Oh my God. 784 00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:26,879 (insect buzzing) 785 00:39:28,008 --> 00:39:29,881 - That's gonna be an ugly shot. 786 00:39:29,881 --> 00:39:31,466 Not to mention sad. 787 00:39:32,963 --> 00:39:34,634 - Aw, life's sad. 788 00:39:34,634 --> 00:39:36,803 There's beauty in sadness. 789 00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:42,694 - I bet you think that's so artistic. 790 00:39:42,694 --> 00:39:44,885 - What's that supposed to mean? 791 00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:48,647 I've done some of my best work with a cloud over my head. 792 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,451 - Well there's a big difference between 793 00:39:50,451 --> 00:39:53,120 a bad day in happy land and sad. 794 00:39:54,546 --> 00:39:57,127 - I've been deeply sad. 795 00:39:57,127 --> 00:39:59,207 I've been depressed. 796 00:39:59,207 --> 00:40:02,043 - You think you've been depressed. 797 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:06,446 - You know, you don't even know me. 798 00:40:08,747 --> 00:40:12,167 How can you say I haven't been depressed? 799 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,698 - So what was your deal in high school? 800 00:40:18,078 --> 00:40:19,771 - Hardly think high school mattered. 801 00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:21,584 - [Brad] Well then why are you here? 802 00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:23,418 - It's just curiosity. 803 00:40:26,756 --> 00:40:28,569 - You don't have many friends, do you? 804 00:40:28,569 --> 00:40:31,154 - I have plenty of friends now. 805 00:40:33,956 --> 00:40:37,347 I think that leads to the orange groves. 806 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:42,012 Don't tell me that you made out in the groves too. 807 00:40:42,012 --> 00:40:43,597 - What, you didn't? 808 00:40:47,639 --> 00:40:49,450 Me and my friends, we'd come down here 809 00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:53,095 with big bottles of cheap wine and get sloppy drunk. 810 00:40:53,095 --> 00:40:56,306 And swim around on the ground. 811 00:40:56,306 --> 00:40:57,140 Wasted. 812 00:40:58,268 --> 00:41:03,272 Just laying on the ground flapping our arms like wings. 813 00:41:03,272 --> 00:41:05,926 - [Jeanie] This is it. 814 00:41:05,926 --> 00:41:07,910 This is where I would come after school 815 00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:10,352 and sit just before dark. 816 00:41:10,352 --> 00:41:11,741 And I would leave, and then you 817 00:41:11,741 --> 00:41:15,205 and your friends would pass through. 818 00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:17,791 - And we never met until today. 819 00:41:19,962 --> 00:41:22,297 - I think that we should go. 820 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:30,639 Wait, wait. 821 00:41:38,348 --> 00:41:39,182 Wait. 822 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:43,453 Wait. 823 00:41:45,505 --> 00:41:48,666 Will you go over there and just sit down? 824 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,499 - [Brad] Over here? 825 00:41:49,499 --> 00:41:50,333 - Yeah. 826 00:41:58,924 --> 00:42:01,068 (laughs) 827 00:42:01,068 --> 00:42:01,902 Yeah. 828 00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:15,567 - Creative power in this as you want. 829 00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,741 I just have to go over a few things with you. 830 00:42:17,741 --> 00:42:19,269 First of all, I need a welcome basket. 831 00:42:19,269 --> 00:42:20,661 - Check. 832 00:42:20,661 --> 00:42:24,192 - Second, we need at least one vegan dish for the buffet. 833 00:42:24,192 --> 00:42:26,867 Every other goddamn person is a vegetarian these days. 834 00:42:26,867 --> 00:42:28,308 - Yummy tofu burritos 835 00:42:28,308 --> 00:42:30,630 stuffed with tomato and baby eggplants. 836 00:42:30,630 --> 00:42:31,962 A vegan orgasm. 837 00:42:31,962 --> 00:42:33,494 - Okay. 838 00:42:33,494 --> 00:42:34,404 Band. 839 00:42:34,404 --> 00:42:36,206 Not that horrible trio that you booked 840 00:42:36,206 --> 00:42:37,477 for the literary luncheon. 841 00:42:37,477 --> 00:42:40,090 - I like the accordion player. 842 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,904 - Dare I ask who is playing at this event? 843 00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:45,155 - Pizazz. You'll love them. 844 00:42:45,155 --> 00:42:46,919 - Where do you come up with these bands? 845 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:48,469 Okay, it doesn't matter. 846 00:42:48,469 --> 00:42:51,328 Because by 10 PM the entire class of 1981 847 00:42:51,328 --> 00:42:52,992 is going to be half in the bag 848 00:42:52,992 --> 00:42:55,252 and dancing to bad cover tunes. 849 00:42:55,252 --> 00:42:57,137 - You nervous? 850 00:42:57,137 --> 00:42:58,095 - For what? 851 00:42:58,095 --> 00:42:59,539 - Oh come on. 852 00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:02,422 You haven't seen some of these people in 20 years. 853 00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:04,184 You're the town mayor now. 854 00:43:04,184 --> 00:43:06,104 The last time they heard, little Margaret 855 00:43:06,104 --> 00:43:07,860 was getting caught by the local police 856 00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:09,891 in the backseat of some prep school boy's car 857 00:43:09,891 --> 00:43:11,872 with her undies around her ankles. 858 00:43:11,872 --> 00:43:16,297 - But it is all about campaign financing these days. 859 00:43:16,297 --> 00:43:17,136 - Are you serious? 860 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,064 - Oh we'll talk. 861 00:43:18,064 --> 00:43:18,898 - Hey! 862 00:43:18,898 --> 00:43:19,732 The stuff. 863 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,434 - Ta! 864 00:43:28,999 --> 00:43:30,088 - Thanks. 865 00:43:30,088 --> 00:43:31,486 Hey, don't forget about my car. 866 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:34,622 - Oh shit, let me call that in. 867 00:43:34,622 --> 00:43:36,675 (Margaret speaks foreign language) 868 00:43:36,675 --> 00:43:38,627 - Look what you blossomed into! 869 00:43:38,627 --> 00:43:40,688 - It's the mayor! 870 00:43:40,688 --> 00:43:43,384 (Margaret laughs) 871 00:43:43,384 --> 00:43:45,307 - Wait, let me look at you. 872 00:43:45,307 --> 00:43:46,251 You are one sexy - 873 00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:47,128 - I need company! 874 00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:48,231 - I know, I know, I'm coming! 875 00:43:48,231 --> 00:43:49,065 - What's wrong with her? 876 00:43:49,065 --> 00:43:50,049 - I know, honey. 877 00:43:50,049 --> 00:43:50,933 Listen, you going to the college center? 878 00:43:50,933 --> 00:43:51,767 - Yeah, I'll be there. 879 00:43:51,767 --> 00:43:52,600 - Okay. 880 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,550 I will see you later. 881 00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:56,650 Okay, we have got to get you a briefcase. 882 00:43:56,650 --> 00:43:57,483 - [Mindy] Bye! 883 00:43:57,483 --> 00:43:58,317 - See ya! 884 00:43:58,317 --> 00:44:00,436 - See you later! - Bye. 885 00:44:00,436 --> 00:44:02,438 - Afternoon, Jim! Mike! 886 00:44:04,491 --> 00:44:06,934 Goddamn democrats are taking over. 887 00:44:06,934 --> 00:44:09,176 (chuckles) 888 00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:10,526 - [Louisa] Uh, I need your signature 889 00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:12,059 for the meeting on Thursday and - 890 00:44:12,059 --> 00:44:13,508 - It's Friday, Louisa, go home. 891 00:44:13,508 --> 00:44:15,177 I'll see you Monday. 892 00:44:16,242 --> 00:44:18,564 I'm serious, baby, take a load off. 893 00:44:18,564 --> 00:44:19,398 - Bye! - Bye! 894 00:44:19,398 --> 00:44:21,307 - Have a good weekend! 895 00:44:21,307 --> 00:44:24,131 Bag, bag, bag, bag, bag! 896 00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:24,965 Thank you! 897 00:44:27,935 --> 00:44:28,769 - Okay. 898 00:44:28,769 --> 00:44:30,353 - You got a Valium? 899 00:44:34,141 --> 00:44:36,001 Okay! Let's go! 900 00:44:36,001 --> 00:44:38,964 - You know what the worst part of living alone is, Ben? 901 00:44:38,964 --> 00:44:40,317 The tube. 902 00:44:40,317 --> 00:44:42,848 I never watch that crap in my life, and now I find myself 903 00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:45,811 planning my day around "The Antique Annex." 904 00:44:45,811 --> 00:44:47,251 It's your mother's fault. 905 00:44:47,251 --> 00:44:48,753 She got me hooked. 906 00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:53,029 - Pop, you ever miss the army? 907 00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:54,530 - Yeah, yeah I do. 908 00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:59,173 Hell, that was my life for 40 years. 909 00:44:59,173 --> 00:45:01,843 Luckily I had a family life too. 910 00:45:03,098 --> 00:45:06,042 - I'd like to have a family. 911 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:08,208 - Pat, what are you talking about? 912 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:09,606 You can't do that. 913 00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:11,160 - [Waiter] Are our palates happy? 914 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,185 - Everything's fantastic, thank you. 915 00:45:14,185 --> 00:45:15,816 Why not? 916 00:45:15,816 --> 00:45:17,767 - What do you know about raising kids? 917 00:45:17,767 --> 00:45:20,100 - As much as you and mom knew When you raised me. 918 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:21,370 I learned from you guys. 919 00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:22,643 - But how are you... 920 00:45:22,643 --> 00:45:25,105 This is absurd, who would be the child's mother? 921 00:45:25,105 --> 00:45:26,927 - Pop, I have read a bunch of literature on this. 922 00:45:26,927 --> 00:45:27,761 A child - 923 00:45:27,761 --> 00:45:30,180 - Excuse me, I need some air. 924 00:45:34,466 --> 00:45:37,803 (gentle acoustic music) 925 00:45:43,496 --> 00:45:48,501 ♪ Seen a rainbow out on a rainy day ♪ 926 00:45:53,495 --> 00:45:58,083 ♪ Drink your tears, swallow your pride ♪ 927 00:46:02,075 --> 00:46:04,660 (phone rings) 928 00:46:09,762 --> 00:46:10,596 - Hello! 929 00:46:11,724 --> 00:46:12,558 Hey. 930 00:46:16,529 --> 00:46:20,951 Yeah, you guys decide whether you were coming or not? 931 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,899 10 minutes, right? 932 00:46:25,899 --> 00:46:27,339 10 minutes? 933 00:46:27,339 --> 00:46:28,173 Okay. 934 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:31,133 I'm in room 306. 935 00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:32,273 All right? 936 00:46:32,273 --> 00:46:33,107 All right. 937 00:46:55,865 --> 00:46:56,866 - You smoke? 938 00:46:57,798 --> 00:47:00,218 - Under duress, yes, I smoke. 939 00:47:01,733 --> 00:47:03,152 - Can I have one? 940 00:47:04,835 --> 00:47:06,920 I smoke under duress too. 941 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:19,220 (coughs) 942 00:47:20,607 --> 00:47:21,951 Pop, how old are these? 943 00:47:21,951 --> 00:47:23,299 - [Pop] I got 'em when the Vietnamese 944 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:25,564 withdrew from Cambodia. 945 00:47:25,564 --> 00:47:26,398 - 1989? 946 00:47:29,149 --> 00:47:29,983 Pop. 947 00:47:33,703 --> 00:47:37,397 - Patrick, I prayed that the army would straighten you out. 948 00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:39,136 Sharing hardships with the other men, 949 00:47:39,136 --> 00:47:41,055 defending your country. 950 00:47:41,922 --> 00:47:42,755 - Pop. 951 00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:45,354 - I went 32 days without a bath in Korea. 952 00:47:45,354 --> 00:47:46,522 - Pop, I told. 953 00:47:49,277 --> 00:47:50,777 - You told? 954 00:47:50,777 --> 00:47:51,611 - I told. 955 00:47:54,723 --> 00:47:57,809 I couldn't keep it inside any longer. 956 00:47:58,930 --> 00:48:00,171 I couldn't pretend. 957 00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:01,493 I couldn't lie about who I am. 958 00:48:01,493 --> 00:48:02,327 What I am. 959 00:48:02,327 --> 00:48:03,245 - You fool. 960 00:48:04,745 --> 00:48:06,657 - No, I am not a fool. 961 00:48:06,657 --> 00:48:09,991 It's the United States Army that's a fool. 962 00:48:09,991 --> 00:48:12,513 One night, I told a superior. 963 00:48:12,513 --> 00:48:13,514 That was it. 964 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:16,260 - Oh boy. 965 00:48:21,271 --> 00:48:22,439 Drive me home. 966 00:48:27,558 --> 00:48:29,393 - That was unexpected. 967 00:48:30,430 --> 00:48:31,532 - Give me a break. 968 00:48:31,532 --> 00:48:32,642 - What? 969 00:48:32,642 --> 00:48:35,027 - You would've been disappointed if that didn't happen. 970 00:48:35,027 --> 00:48:36,260 (Jeanie laughs) 971 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,761 - Hardly think so. 972 00:48:40,824 --> 00:48:43,027 You know, this was fun. 973 00:48:43,027 --> 00:48:44,995 And I think that when we go back to San Francisco 974 00:48:44,995 --> 00:48:49,921 that we could have a cup of coffee or a drink or something. 975 00:48:49,921 --> 00:48:50,755 - Yeah. 976 00:48:51,873 --> 00:48:52,707 - Brad? 977 00:48:53,685 --> 00:48:55,607 - No, I'm a bus driver 978 00:48:55,607 --> 00:48:57,555 and you're a glamorous photojournalist. 979 00:48:57,555 --> 00:49:00,261 - That's not what I mean. 980 00:49:00,261 --> 00:49:01,095 - No. 981 00:49:03,144 --> 00:49:06,925 I'm just ordinary, and you found a photo experience, 982 00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,566 a little photo experience, 983 00:49:08,566 --> 00:49:11,072 to write about in your travel journal. 984 00:49:11,072 --> 00:49:12,881 Like a reunion memory. 985 00:49:12,881 --> 00:49:16,036 - You're kind of an asshole. 986 00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:17,206 - Thanks. 987 00:49:17,206 --> 00:49:20,459 You sure know how to get a second date. 988 00:49:27,277 --> 00:49:30,447 - Are you trying to quit or something? 989 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,774 - As a matter of fact, I am. 990 00:49:33,774 --> 00:49:35,609 - You're so different. 991 00:49:37,665 --> 00:49:41,470 - I thought you didn't know who I was. 992 00:49:41,470 --> 00:49:43,272 - Boy, man, do I ever. 993 00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:45,464 You were the guy that I dreamed of 994 00:49:45,464 --> 00:49:48,397 from ninth grade to senior year. 995 00:49:48,397 --> 00:49:49,815 That was a waste. 996 00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:52,902 - So you were obsessed with me? 997 00:49:52,902 --> 00:49:56,186 - No, I was young, I guess, and lonely. 998 00:49:56,186 --> 00:49:57,724 And when I saw you at the diner, 999 00:49:57,724 --> 00:49:59,160 I didn't even recognize you 1000 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,650 'cause you act and you look so different. 1001 00:50:02,650 --> 00:50:04,379 I guess when I did recognize you 1002 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:07,549 I thought it would be a little swift. 1003 00:50:09,024 --> 00:50:12,369 - So you had a loose end to tie with ol' Brad. 1004 00:50:12,369 --> 00:50:14,131 All done now? 1005 00:50:14,131 --> 00:50:16,183 Off to the reunion? Mission accomplished? 1006 00:50:16,183 --> 00:50:18,505 - [Jeanie] No, I'm not going to the reunion. 1007 00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:21,236 I came here for the wrong reasons. 1008 00:50:21,236 --> 00:50:22,487 - Well tell me. 1009 00:50:25,262 --> 00:50:28,905 - I don't have any friends to see at the reunion. 1010 00:50:28,905 --> 00:50:30,676 Just a bunch of people that are gonna say 1011 00:50:30,676 --> 00:50:33,251 "Jeanie, I mean, wait, Jeanie, is that you? 1012 00:50:33,251 --> 00:50:37,076 "I mean Jesus Christ, you've blossomed so much. 1013 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:40,338 "You know, you used to look so, you know..." 1014 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,871 - So you were the ugly duckling that became a swan? 1015 00:50:42,871 --> 00:50:44,782 What's so traumatic about that? 1016 00:50:44,782 --> 00:50:47,476 - You've actually really become an asshole. 1017 00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:49,147 - So you weren't the prom queen 1018 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,349 or the class clown, but you succeeded, right? 1019 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:52,619 You're happy, right? 1020 00:50:52,619 --> 00:50:54,832 You're over it, right? 1021 00:50:54,832 --> 00:50:55,965 You're not over it. 1022 00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:57,438 - I am. 1023 00:50:57,438 --> 00:50:58,620 I don't care. 1024 00:50:58,620 --> 00:50:59,730 - No, you're not. 1025 00:50:59,730 --> 00:51:02,264 You slept with me for who I was. 1026 00:51:02,264 --> 00:51:03,726 Someone who wasn't in your league. 1027 00:51:03,726 --> 00:51:05,666 That's not a sign of over it. 1028 00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:08,586 - It was my personal reunion, okay? 1029 00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:11,342 - So you came back here to be validated 1030 00:51:11,342 --> 00:51:14,064 by a bunch of presumably overweight, 1031 00:51:14,064 --> 00:51:16,529 catty, undersexed graduates? 1032 00:51:16,529 --> 00:51:19,949 Who you shouldn't even think about twice. 1033 00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:22,604 Life. 1034 00:51:22,604 --> 00:51:24,356 Is strange like that. 1035 00:51:26,504 --> 00:51:28,173 Hey, are you hungry? 1036 00:51:29,790 --> 00:51:32,385 I want to go get a slice at Boccali's. 1037 00:51:32,385 --> 00:51:34,186 - Oh, I like Boccali's. 1038 00:51:34,186 --> 00:51:36,789 - Yeah, Brian was one of my best friends. 1039 00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:38,300 - You know, my parents used to take me there 1040 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,040 every Friday night. 1041 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:44,295 It was quality time with their introverted daughter. 1042 00:51:44,295 --> 00:51:46,059 - So your parents knew you were a loser. 1043 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:46,998 - Shut up. 1044 00:51:46,998 --> 00:51:49,168 I wasn't a loser, fucker. 1045 00:51:58,031 --> 00:51:59,422 - [Margaret] Why is it always so cold in here? 1046 00:51:59,422 --> 00:52:00,256 Oh God. 1047 00:52:04,446 --> 00:52:06,979 - [Mindy] Margaret, turn around. 1048 00:52:06,979 --> 00:52:08,564 - Afternoon, Mayor. 1049 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,314 Mindy. 1050 00:52:13,204 --> 00:52:15,987 - How's the practice, Mark? 1051 00:52:15,987 --> 00:52:17,118 - It's excellent. 1052 00:52:17,118 --> 00:52:19,822 There's a high level of vanity this year, so. 1053 00:52:19,822 --> 00:52:22,815 (Trina giggles) 1054 00:52:22,815 --> 00:52:23,649 - This is Trina. 1055 00:52:23,649 --> 00:52:24,747 - Don't introduce us. 1056 00:52:24,747 --> 00:52:26,499 I already know Trina. 1057 00:52:27,841 --> 00:52:30,964 - Yeah, we have the same nail polish. 1058 00:52:30,964 --> 00:52:31,798 - Woo! 1059 00:52:44,546 --> 00:52:46,548 - Is everything all set? 1060 00:52:48,939 --> 00:52:49,857 - In stone. 1061 00:52:50,749 --> 00:52:51,590 - Good. 1062 00:52:51,590 --> 00:52:53,214 - Good work. - What? 1063 00:52:53,214 --> 00:52:54,625 - Good work. 1064 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:55,674 - Oh! 1065 00:52:55,674 --> 00:52:58,499 One of our finest moments. 1066 00:52:58,499 --> 00:53:00,301 - Whoa, Jesus. 1067 00:53:00,301 --> 00:53:01,931 - Chocolate fudge swirl. 1068 00:53:01,931 --> 00:53:02,765 - Oh yum. 1069 00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:05,025 Okay, we gotta go. 1070 00:53:05,025 --> 00:53:08,028 - [Mindy] Don't forget the cherries! 1071 00:53:17,388 --> 00:53:18,947 Ice cream? 1072 00:53:18,947 --> 00:53:19,781 Ice cream? 1073 00:53:21,089 --> 00:53:24,161 After she wraps her muscular equestrian legs around him 1074 00:53:24,161 --> 00:53:27,976 and fucks him like he's never had it before! 1075 00:53:27,976 --> 00:53:32,231 They're just itching to have a little scoop to go! 1076 00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:34,444 - Honey, you're gonna have to stop 1077 00:53:34,444 --> 00:53:36,629 throwing everything I eat or move out. 1078 00:53:36,629 --> 00:53:38,271 There are two grocery stores in town. 1079 00:53:38,271 --> 00:53:40,934 He's gotta shop in here. 1080 00:53:40,934 --> 00:53:44,606 - How long would it take me to grow everything I need? 1081 00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:46,410 - Listen to me, okay? 1082 00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:49,559 You are gonna find somebody to appreciate you soon enough. 1083 00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,104 All right? 1084 00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:51,938 - Okay. 1085 00:53:53,966 --> 00:53:57,078 - Listen, just get yourself to Boccali's. 1086 00:53:57,078 --> 00:53:57,959 Stop crying! 1087 00:53:57,959 --> 00:54:01,133 Get yourself into those tights... 1088 00:54:01,133 --> 00:54:03,303 - Attention all customers! 1089 00:54:04,484 --> 00:54:05,902 Mindy is leaving! 1090 00:54:09,072 --> 00:54:09,906 And Mark. 1091 00:54:14,576 --> 00:54:17,912 (sobs) Have a nice day. 1092 00:54:31,545 --> 00:54:34,548 - Uh, I feel a bit awkward out here. 1093 00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:41,726 - I practiced this thing for years. 1094 00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:47,226 I wrote songs about it. 1095 00:54:47,226 --> 00:54:48,840 - "I Got Charlotte Pregnant, Left, 1096 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,203 "And Denied It Was My Child" isn't a good title for a song. 1097 00:54:52,203 --> 00:54:54,686 - None of my songs have titles. 1098 00:54:54,686 --> 00:54:55,767 Well have a seat. 1099 00:54:55,767 --> 00:54:57,852 You're making me nervous. 1100 00:55:09,946 --> 00:55:10,780 - Better? 1101 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,614 - Took me a long time to get to this place. 1102 00:55:16,614 --> 00:55:17,834 And I want to just tell you - 1103 00:55:17,834 --> 00:55:19,615 - 20 years for you. 1104 00:55:19,615 --> 00:55:21,079 A lifetime for your son. 1105 00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:22,748 - I understand that. 1106 00:55:24,913 --> 00:55:27,248 - I can't speak for him, Ty. 1107 00:55:28,824 --> 00:55:30,609 And I don't know what he's gonna say 1108 00:55:30,609 --> 00:55:34,195 or what he's gonna do when he gets in here. 1109 00:55:35,173 --> 00:55:38,505 But I can tell you that he is a sweet kid. 1110 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,697 - Look, all I want to do is hang out with him. 1111 00:55:40,697 --> 00:55:42,199 I just want to meet the kid. 1112 00:55:42,199 --> 00:55:43,611 He can come back with me to LA. 1113 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:46,023 - You should know that he is very close to his stepdad. 1114 00:55:46,023 --> 00:55:47,416 He was worried that coming here 1115 00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:49,458 to see you would jeopardize that. 1116 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:50,886 (sobs) So you have my husband to thank 1117 00:55:50,886 --> 00:55:52,381 for telling him it was okay. 1118 00:55:52,381 --> 00:55:53,214 - It's okay. 1119 00:55:53,214 --> 00:55:54,449 I'm ashamed already, okay? 1120 00:55:54,449 --> 00:55:55,450 I'm ashamed. 1121 00:55:56,310 --> 00:55:59,856 Fuck, it's 20 years later and I'm back in this town! 1122 00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:03,046 It's like we're back in high school again! 1123 00:56:03,046 --> 00:56:04,661 Do you want me to explain to you what happened? 1124 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:05,495 Do you want me to tell you - 1125 00:56:05,495 --> 00:56:06,496 - Not to me! 1126 00:56:09,022 --> 00:56:10,691 Tell it to your son. 1127 00:56:11,663 --> 00:56:12,497 I have to go. 1128 00:56:12,497 --> 00:56:13,330 - Charlotte. 1129 00:56:13,330 --> 00:56:14,215 - [Charlotte] I have to go. 1130 00:56:14,215 --> 00:56:15,216 - Charlotte! 1131 00:56:25,584 --> 00:56:28,086 (door closes) 1132 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:34,433 - You want to use the car tonight? 1133 00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:35,266 - Sure. 1134 00:56:36,755 --> 00:56:40,759 But I know I gotta be back by 12 and no smoking. 1135 00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:46,368 - Patrick. 1136 00:56:48,439 --> 00:56:51,970 I always bragged about you to my peers. 1137 00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:53,782 Hell, I bragged about you to anybody 1138 00:56:53,782 --> 00:56:57,667 who'd listen to a broken down old non-com. 1139 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:00,971 My son in Operation Desert Shield. 1140 00:57:00,971 --> 00:57:03,724 My son in Operation Desert Storm. 1141 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:09,529 My service in Korea was one of the three 1142 00:57:09,529 --> 00:57:12,532 proudest accomplishments in my life. 1143 00:57:15,054 --> 00:57:17,695 - What were the other two? 1144 00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:20,364 - The day I married your mother. 1145 00:57:21,691 --> 00:57:23,860 And the day you were born. 1146 00:57:30,389 --> 00:57:31,891 - I love you, Pop. 1147 00:57:59,423 --> 00:58:01,007 - I lost my earring. 1148 00:58:01,007 --> 00:58:03,259 - Well that's what you get. 1149 00:58:07,282 --> 00:58:09,816 - I'll be right with you folks. 1150 00:58:09,816 --> 00:58:12,549 Can I get you anything else, Mr. Lewis? 1151 00:58:12,549 --> 00:58:13,988 - [Mr. Lewis] This isn't ricotta? 1152 00:58:13,988 --> 00:58:17,962 - It's tofu, but I swear it tastes just like the real deal. 1153 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:19,644 - You got garlic bread, right? 1154 00:58:19,644 --> 00:58:20,765 - I forgot the garlic bread. 1155 00:58:20,765 --> 00:58:21,907 Two seconds, Mr. Lewis. 1156 00:58:21,907 --> 00:58:23,829 One more minute, folks! 1157 00:58:23,829 --> 00:58:27,022 - That's Brian's younger brother. 1158 00:58:27,022 --> 00:58:28,693 I don't know what he's working here for. 1159 00:58:28,693 --> 00:58:29,774 - You know, I think that Brian 1160 00:58:29,774 --> 00:58:32,016 used to deliver pizza to my house. 1161 00:58:32,016 --> 00:58:32,850 He was cute. 1162 00:58:32,850 --> 00:58:34,268 - He's all right. 1163 00:58:35,798 --> 00:58:36,632 - Okay. 1164 00:58:38,130 --> 00:58:39,089 Brad? 1165 00:58:39,089 --> 00:58:42,826 Brad, holy fucking shit it's Brad! 1166 00:58:42,826 --> 00:58:44,008 Hey man! 1167 00:58:44,008 --> 00:58:45,981 Oh, I got a little bit of sauce on your shirt there. 1168 00:58:45,981 --> 00:58:47,502 Hey Mr. Lewis, this is Brad. 1169 00:58:47,502 --> 00:58:49,545 He was Brian's friend in high school. 1170 00:58:49,545 --> 00:58:51,587 - Hey JC, this is Jeanie. 1171 00:58:51,587 --> 00:58:52,746 - Lovely wife, Brad. 1172 00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:54,320 Pleased to meet you, Jeanie. 1173 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,339 - She's not my wife. 1174 00:58:55,339 --> 00:58:56,723 We actually just met. 1175 00:58:56,723 --> 00:58:58,102 She's a graduate of Nordhoff. 1176 00:58:58,102 --> 00:59:00,056 - Your brother used to deliver pizza to my house. 1177 00:59:00,056 --> 00:59:02,368 - JC, you're making pizza now? 1178 00:59:02,368 --> 00:59:05,852 The last time I saw you were banging on them drums! 1179 00:59:05,852 --> 00:59:07,694 - Someone's gonna make-a the pizza! 1180 00:59:07,694 --> 00:59:10,256 - Yeah, Brian! Where's Brian? 1181 00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,090 - [JC] What? 1182 00:59:11,090 --> 00:59:12,286 - What, he rope you into this? 1183 00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,861 Don't tell me he's bagging on the reunion. 1184 00:59:14,861 --> 00:59:15,880 - What? 1185 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,632 - He's coming, right? 1186 00:59:18,574 --> 00:59:21,657 - This isn't your idea of a joke? 1187 00:59:21,657 --> 00:59:23,359 So you don't know? 1188 00:59:23,359 --> 00:59:24,639 - [Brad] Don't know what? 1189 00:59:24,639 --> 00:59:25,882 - Oh wow, I thought everybody 1190 00:59:25,882 --> 00:59:27,804 had found out one way or another. 1191 00:59:27,804 --> 00:59:28,638 - Found out what? 1192 00:59:28,638 --> 00:59:29,945 What are you talking about? 1193 00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:31,529 - Brian was killed. 1194 00:59:34,768 --> 00:59:35,602 - What? 1195 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,994 - A hit and run. 1196 00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:46,738 - You're fucking with me, right? 1197 00:59:46,738 --> 00:59:49,991 - I took over the joint five years ago. 1198 00:59:53,769 --> 00:59:56,331 My folks tried to get ahold of you. 1199 00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:58,184 Margaret, she tried. 1200 00:59:58,184 --> 01:00:00,415 There was no trace of you. 1201 01:00:00,415 --> 01:00:02,957 Jeanie, can I get you anything? 1202 01:00:02,957 --> 01:00:06,529 - Yeah, I could use a big glass of red wine, and a slice. 1203 01:00:06,529 --> 01:00:07,948 - Here to please. 1204 01:00:10,316 --> 01:00:11,884 - This is fucked. 1205 01:00:11,884 --> 01:00:14,069 - Tell me about it. 1206 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:18,907 I lose my brother and get his career all in the same week. 1207 01:00:26,001 --> 01:00:27,585 I'll be right back. 1208 01:00:40,398 --> 01:00:41,232 - JC! 1209 01:00:43,361 --> 01:00:45,446 Oh, it's Brad Willington. 1210 01:00:47,256 --> 01:00:48,590 Brad Willington. 1211 01:00:50,729 --> 01:00:51,562 Oh, oh! 1212 01:00:52,570 --> 01:00:54,832 It's Brad Willington. 1213 01:00:54,832 --> 01:00:55,953 - You're all grown up. 1214 01:00:55,953 --> 01:00:58,927 - Yes, and I sure wish I would stop growing. 1215 01:00:58,927 --> 01:01:02,680 - Hey, I just heard about Brian and I'm really sorry. 1216 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,633 - You're acting like I'm the widow. 1217 01:01:04,633 --> 01:01:06,674 You were on the cheerleading squad. 1218 01:01:06,674 --> 01:01:08,586 Top pyramid, right? 1219 01:01:08,586 --> 01:01:10,968 Oh God, then why do I know your face? 1220 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,140 Oh that's not important. 1221 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:13,071 I know you now. 1222 01:01:13,071 --> 01:01:14,700 Mindy Water - Mindy. 1223 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,533 - Jeanie Moran. 1224 01:01:15,533 --> 01:01:18,655 Now were you the Mindy that changed her hair color? 1225 01:01:18,655 --> 01:01:19,489 - That was me. 1226 01:01:19,489 --> 01:01:20,828 I was a redhead, a brunette, 1227 01:01:20,828 --> 01:01:22,980 and a blonde all in my senior year. 1228 01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,771 God, good memory. 1229 01:01:24,771 --> 01:01:26,853 Yeah, I've been a blonde way too long. 1230 01:01:26,853 --> 01:01:27,974 - How about jet black? 1231 01:01:27,974 --> 01:01:31,060 - Yeah, your Sicilian girl fantasies! 1232 01:01:33,379 --> 01:01:34,213 Wow. Brad. 1233 01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:38,176 I don't want to talk about Brian's death anymore. 1234 01:01:38,176 --> 01:01:41,248 I mean it's been a long time. 1235 01:01:41,248 --> 01:01:42,082 Thanks. 1236 01:01:43,210 --> 01:01:45,602 Especially this weekend. 1237 01:01:45,602 --> 01:01:46,436 Come on! 1238 01:01:47,294 --> 01:01:49,737 It's our high school reunion. 1239 01:01:49,737 --> 01:01:51,309 - [JC] Baby, you want a slice? 1240 01:01:51,309 --> 01:01:52,579 - [Mindy] Definitely not. 1241 01:01:52,579 --> 01:01:53,439 - Brad? 1242 01:01:53,439 --> 01:01:54,301 - Yeah, whatever. 1243 01:01:54,301 --> 01:01:56,061 - [JC] How about garden pepperoni? 1244 01:01:56,061 --> 01:01:56,895 - Sure. 1245 01:01:58,025 --> 01:01:59,726 - You should've politely declined. 1246 01:01:59,726 --> 01:02:03,897 He didn't exactly inherit Brian's knack for pizza. 1247 01:02:05,129 --> 01:02:07,165 - So what have you been up to? 1248 01:02:07,165 --> 01:02:10,335 - Oh, well, you know, small town life. 1249 01:02:11,999 --> 01:02:12,833 You know. 1250 01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:14,605 Simple. 1251 01:02:16,054 --> 01:02:17,362 - Mangia! 1252 01:02:17,362 --> 01:02:20,944 - I sound like a Playboy centerfold. 1253 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:24,147 No really, I mean, I have a routine. 1254 01:02:24,147 --> 01:02:26,280 I hang out with my friends. 1255 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:28,253 I hang out with Margaret a lot. 1256 01:02:28,253 --> 01:02:30,484 You know she's the town mayor. 1257 01:02:30,484 --> 01:02:33,325 - That really put a lid on politics for me. 1258 01:02:33,325 --> 01:02:35,700 - No, I mean she's good at it. 1259 01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:36,971 She's good at it. 1260 01:02:36,971 --> 01:02:39,112 And she loves Ojai. 1261 01:02:39,112 --> 01:02:41,243 And Ojai loves her. 1262 01:02:41,243 --> 01:02:42,766 - Oh. 1263 01:02:42,766 --> 01:02:44,418 I knew that batch was a little tough. 1264 01:02:44,418 --> 01:02:45,358 (laughs) 1265 01:02:45,358 --> 01:02:47,312 Let me make you guys a fresh pie, all right? 1266 01:02:47,312 --> 01:02:49,652 - It's all right, JC, I'm not even hungry. 1267 01:02:49,652 --> 01:02:52,133 - So where have you been? 1268 01:02:52,133 --> 01:02:54,536 You know, it was a bitch for Margaret to find you. 1269 01:02:54,536 --> 01:02:56,321 Where have you been? 1270 01:02:56,321 --> 01:03:00,623 - I've been driving a public bus in San Francisco. 1271 01:03:00,623 --> 01:03:01,865 - You what? 1272 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:06,180 - I'm a civil servant and I drive a public bus. 1273 01:03:06,180 --> 01:03:07,014 - Oh. 1274 01:03:09,142 --> 01:03:12,047 Would you be shocked if I told you that I'm relieved? 1275 01:03:12,047 --> 01:03:14,018 - Relieved? Why's that? 1276 01:03:14,018 --> 01:03:16,741 - Well, because my life hasn't exactly 1277 01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:20,245 turned out like I thought it would either. 1278 01:03:23,068 --> 01:03:24,820 I need some wine, JC. 1279 01:03:27,702 --> 01:03:30,455 (Michael knocks) 1280 01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:39,186 - [Ty] Hey. 1281 01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:40,056 - How you doing? 1282 01:03:40,056 --> 01:03:41,246 - [Ty] How's it going? 1283 01:03:41,246 --> 01:03:42,080 - Not bad. 1284 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:50,557 - Come on in. 1285 01:03:50,557 --> 01:03:51,725 - Thanks, Dad. 1286 01:03:59,286 --> 01:04:01,334 Guess I just wanted to hear that out loud, you know? 1287 01:04:01,334 --> 01:04:03,836 (Ty chuckles) 1288 01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:13,300 Is that your guitar? 1289 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,950 - Yeah. 1290 01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:16,130 - You mind? 1291 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,048 - Go ahead. 1292 01:04:24,839 --> 01:04:27,509 (strums guitar) 1293 01:04:33,108 --> 01:04:35,193 - Never really practiced. 1294 01:04:37,662 --> 01:04:38,496 So. 1295 01:04:40,715 --> 01:04:42,235 How was LA? 1296 01:04:42,235 --> 01:04:45,071 You meet Lenny Kravitz or anybody? 1297 01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:46,930 - Nah. 1298 01:04:46,930 --> 01:04:48,592 I play with some pretty cool people though. 1299 01:04:48,592 --> 01:04:51,665 You know, every now and then. 1300 01:04:51,665 --> 01:04:53,250 I have a good time. 1301 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,194 It's been pretty good. 1302 01:04:59,590 --> 01:05:01,595 Do you play that thing much? 1303 01:05:01,595 --> 01:05:03,516 - Yeah, sometimes. 1304 01:05:03,516 --> 01:05:05,409 Not that much though, you know. 1305 01:05:05,409 --> 01:05:06,243 It shows. 1306 01:05:06,243 --> 01:05:08,495 (chuckles) 1307 01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:18,113 You sure are Black. 1308 01:05:18,113 --> 01:05:20,198 - [Ty] What'd you expect? 1309 01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:23,648 - True. 1310 01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:32,529 I got your nose. 1311 01:05:34,788 --> 01:05:37,001 Definitely got Mom's eyes though. 1312 01:05:37,001 --> 01:05:37,918 Definitely. 1313 01:05:39,054 --> 01:05:41,056 - You know, you're tall. 1314 01:05:42,817 --> 01:05:44,069 Like my father. 1315 01:05:45,679 --> 01:05:46,781 - Grandpa. 1316 01:05:46,781 --> 01:05:48,521 (chuckles) Sounds funny. 1317 01:05:48,521 --> 01:05:49,522 - [Ty] Yeah. 1318 01:05:52,684 --> 01:05:54,709 - So you had a thing for white women huh? 1319 01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:56,128 - Well, you know. 1320 01:05:57,770 --> 01:05:59,439 Besides your mother. 1321 01:06:01,396 --> 01:06:05,699 You know, there's not a lot of Black folks in this town. 1322 01:06:05,699 --> 01:06:07,284 - Tell me about it. 1323 01:06:09,772 --> 01:06:11,065 - [Ty] You got a girlfriend? 1324 01:06:11,065 --> 01:06:12,649 - Yeah. Yeah, I do. 1325 01:06:14,332 --> 01:06:15,711 She's real cool. 1326 01:06:15,711 --> 01:06:16,780 Real cool. 1327 01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:17,948 - She's white? 1328 01:06:19,926 --> 01:06:22,820 - (chuckles) Why do you ask? 1329 01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:23,654 I mean. 1330 01:06:25,801 --> 01:06:29,235 You think I'm gonna get her pregnant or something? 1331 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,786 Skip out on her? What? 1332 01:06:31,786 --> 01:06:33,108 - No. 1333 01:06:33,108 --> 01:06:34,526 You know, it's... 1334 01:06:36,812 --> 01:06:38,911 This is kind of strange, and I know you know this, 1335 01:06:38,911 --> 01:06:41,497 but it's, I mean it's 20 years. 1336 01:06:42,996 --> 01:06:44,081 20 years and. 1337 01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:50,830 (sighs) Here you are. 1338 01:06:54,867 --> 01:06:58,491 - I'm not here for the whole bonding experience, you know. 1339 01:06:58,491 --> 01:06:59,325 It's... 1340 01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:03,898 We may find out we don't even like each other. 1341 01:07:03,898 --> 01:07:05,187 That's not important. 1342 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:09,892 You know, what's important to me is that I found out. 1343 01:07:09,892 --> 01:07:14,147 I found out who I am, where I come from, you know? 1344 01:07:15,110 --> 01:07:15,943 That's. 1345 01:07:17,090 --> 01:07:19,675 That's the most important part. 1346 01:07:22,165 --> 01:07:24,417 - You're pretty smart, huh? 1347 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,461 - I like to think so, yeah. 1348 01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,733 Well, I gotta head out. 1349 01:07:38,733 --> 01:07:40,063 I told some friends I was gonna 1350 01:07:40,063 --> 01:07:41,714 meet up with them, you know, later. 1351 01:07:41,714 --> 01:07:43,196 - Right. - Do some stuff. 1352 01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:45,267 - I guess I'm out. 1353 01:07:45,267 --> 01:07:46,210 - It was nice meeting you. 1354 01:07:46,210 --> 01:07:48,561 - Nice meeting you too. 1355 01:07:48,561 --> 01:07:50,071 Aight, I'll be in touch. 1356 01:07:50,071 --> 01:07:51,489 - Okay, Michael. 1357 01:07:53,646 --> 01:07:54,778 Your mother has my number. 1358 01:07:54,778 --> 01:07:56,029 - Right, right. 1359 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:58,674 Take it easy. 1360 01:07:58,674 --> 01:07:59,675 - [Ty] Yeah. 1361 01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:07,911 - The happiest day of my life. 1362 01:08:07,911 --> 01:08:12,166 Well, not the happiest, but one of extreme clarity. 1363 01:08:14,139 --> 01:08:18,615 Was when I discovered red lime - I mean red wine. 1364 01:08:18,615 --> 01:08:21,527 Was my lover so many times. 1365 01:08:21,527 --> 01:08:23,779 I mean, don't get me wrong. 1366 01:08:24,779 --> 01:08:27,446 I'm not a wino or anything. 1367 01:08:27,446 --> 01:08:31,283 I mean, but red wine is good when you're down. 1368 01:08:35,643 --> 01:08:38,813 But it's also good among best friends! 1369 01:08:40,139 --> 01:08:40,972 (pan drops) 1370 01:08:40,972 --> 01:08:41,961 - Down goes Frazier! 1371 01:08:41,961 --> 01:08:44,381 (bell dings) 1372 01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:53,781 - Brian's death just ripped JC to pieces. 1373 01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:56,696 I mean he hasn't been the same since. 1374 01:08:56,696 --> 01:08:58,281 - Yeah, he's jumpy. 1375 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:10,028 - JC's doing cocaine, Brad. 1376 01:09:11,388 --> 01:09:13,000 - Really? 1377 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,583 - Ding ding ding ding! 1378 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:16,104 Gee Brad, driving that bus sure has 1379 01:09:16,104 --> 01:09:18,489 stamped out a few brain cells. 1380 01:09:18,489 --> 01:09:19,619 - Oh thanks, Mindy. 1381 01:09:19,619 --> 01:09:21,679 - Well I mean he's amped! 1382 01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:26,100 (whispers) And he's like imbalanced. 1383 01:09:28,116 --> 01:09:28,950 - What? 1384 01:09:37,854 --> 01:09:41,028 - [Mindy] Holy shit, it's Patrick! 1385 01:09:41,028 --> 01:09:41,862 Oh my God! 1386 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:44,421 - Hey. 1387 01:09:44,421 --> 01:09:45,255 Brad. 1388 01:09:46,245 --> 01:09:49,028 God, I'm so happy to see all you guys here. 1389 01:09:49,028 --> 01:09:50,187 Hey JC. 1390 01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,118 - Hey Pat. 1391 01:09:51,118 --> 01:09:52,949 - Hey man, how are you? 1392 01:09:52,949 --> 01:09:54,259 - Good. 1393 01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:57,094 - Hey, this is my first chance to offer condolences. 1394 01:09:57,094 --> 01:10:02,099 I regretted missing the funeral every day since the day. 1395 01:10:02,549 --> 01:10:03,982 - What is it with you people? 1396 01:10:03,982 --> 01:10:07,033 I don't want to talk about Brian's death all night long. 1397 01:10:07,033 --> 01:10:07,867 Mayor! 1398 01:10:08,896 --> 01:10:12,209 - The golden boy finally graces us with his presence! 1399 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,530 Oh where have you been? 1400 01:10:13,530 --> 01:10:15,192 - [Brad] I've been around. 1401 01:10:15,192 --> 01:10:17,862 - Hey, my personal Richard Gere. 1402 01:10:24,781 --> 01:10:26,354 Oh, and I know you. 1403 01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:28,103 Jeanie Moran. 1404 01:10:28,103 --> 01:10:29,925 Who the hell do you know in this group? 1405 01:10:29,925 --> 01:10:31,897 - I'm with Brad. 1406 01:10:31,897 --> 01:10:34,629 - Well I had no idea You and Brad were friends. 1407 01:10:34,629 --> 01:10:36,897 - [Jeanie] Yeah, we met today at Bonnie Lou's. 1408 01:10:36,897 --> 01:10:40,211 - Don't tell me you slept with Jeanie too. 1409 01:10:40,211 --> 01:10:41,463 - You're funny. 1410 01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:44,287 I should have. 1411 01:10:44,287 --> 01:10:47,508 Considering I graduated high school because of her. 1412 01:10:47,508 --> 01:10:50,533 Chemistry was not my favorite subject. 1413 01:10:50,533 --> 01:10:53,202 - I did let you cheat, didn't I? 1414 01:10:54,497 --> 01:10:57,248 - Yeah, you saved my ass on that final exam. 1415 01:10:57,248 --> 01:10:58,399 - [Jeanie] Well I liked helping you. 1416 01:10:58,399 --> 01:10:59,798 You had all the guys. 1417 01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:01,533 - Every single one of them. 1418 01:11:01,533 --> 01:11:02,406 - Hey! 1419 01:11:02,406 --> 01:11:04,507 Respect the town's mayor! 1420 01:11:04,507 --> 01:11:05,485 - [Patrick] Ty! 1421 01:11:05,485 --> 01:11:06,993 - [Ty] What's up, Patrick? 1422 01:11:06,993 --> 01:11:07,827 - Geez. 1423 01:11:08,808 --> 01:11:11,750 (light chatter and laughs) 1424 01:11:11,750 --> 01:11:14,403 - [Mindy] Wow, it's so cool you do photography. 1425 01:11:14,403 --> 01:11:15,392 Get out. 1426 01:11:15,392 --> 01:11:16,476 - Okay, okay. 1427 01:11:17,366 --> 01:11:18,964 Okay. 1428 01:11:18,964 --> 01:11:21,486 - Do you remember that do you feel boxed in, 1429 01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:24,159 confused, paranoid, like the world's come at you? 1430 01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:25,822 - Yeah, I spent a great deal of time 1431 01:11:25,822 --> 01:11:28,735 eating Ramen noodles and rice and beans to get by. 1432 01:11:28,735 --> 01:11:29,964 - But you were free. 1433 01:11:29,964 --> 01:11:32,078 I mean a self-employed artist? 1434 01:11:32,078 --> 01:11:33,807 - And you liked the military. 1435 01:11:33,807 --> 01:11:34,760 - Well yeah, but I mean I didn't 1436 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,032 have a minute to call my own. 1437 01:11:36,032 --> 01:11:38,574 - But you had a steady paycheck. 1438 01:11:38,574 --> 01:11:39,408 - No phone? 1439 01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:40,416 How can you not have a phone? 1440 01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:41,516 How do you call people? 1441 01:11:41,516 --> 01:11:45,089 - Well anybody I wanted to see I just dropped in on them. 1442 01:11:45,089 --> 01:11:46,862 - Your friends must love that. 1443 01:11:46,862 --> 01:11:48,364 - [Mindy] Oh yeah! 1444 01:11:52,718 --> 01:11:54,470 - Yeah, right, right. 1445 01:11:56,918 --> 01:11:58,489 - What's the name of the game? 1446 01:11:58,489 --> 01:11:59,660 - [Group] Blubber! 1447 01:11:59,660 --> 01:12:00,863 - How do we play? 1448 01:12:00,863 --> 01:12:01,734 - [Group] Fast! 1449 01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:02,996 - Why do we play? 1450 01:12:02,996 --> 01:12:04,610 - [Group] To get fucked up! 1451 01:12:04,610 --> 01:12:05,444 - Woo! 1452 01:12:07,563 --> 01:12:09,594 - That's you, Brad. 1453 01:12:09,594 --> 01:12:11,415 - [Brad] you guys don't actually think I'm gonna 1454 01:12:11,415 --> 01:12:14,376 remember my sign from a high school drinking game. 1455 01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:15,640 - I know it's stupid, but I remember 1456 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:16,908 I'm the finger in the ear. 1457 01:12:16,908 --> 01:12:17,861 - Okay, there you go. 1458 01:12:17,861 --> 01:12:19,463 Brad, come on, show us your sign. 1459 01:12:19,463 --> 01:12:20,296 Ty, everybody. 1460 01:12:20,296 --> 01:12:22,417 Everybody show us your sign. 1461 01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,120 - What are you trying to do, Margaret? 1462 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,792 We're not in high school anymore. 1463 01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:29,465 - I'm trying to be nostalgic, Brad. 1464 01:12:29,465 --> 01:12:31,055 - Yeah. 1465 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:34,319 - I'll just drink too much and barf on the floor. 1466 01:12:34,319 --> 01:12:38,413 Ty will run off with his guitar and not join the group. 1467 01:12:38,413 --> 01:12:40,966 Mindy will cling to her future husband. 1468 01:12:40,966 --> 01:12:42,827 You'll get on your back somewhere in some field 1469 01:12:42,827 --> 01:12:46,330 and Brian, well hey, Brian's fucking dead. 1470 01:12:50,285 --> 01:12:53,939 And he won't be able to participate in this little exercise. 1471 01:12:53,939 --> 01:12:56,609 Then we will have captured 1981. 1472 01:12:58,594 --> 01:13:01,478 And Jeanie, you're like the mystery graduate. 1473 01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:03,480 What would you be doing? 1474 01:13:08,653 --> 01:13:11,888 - Well if you're so interested in it now, Brad. 1475 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,178 You know, what brought you here? 1476 01:13:14,178 --> 01:13:15,179 - Curiosity. 1477 01:13:17,574 --> 01:13:20,476 - Okay, so if you're so curious about 1478 01:13:20,476 --> 01:13:23,646 how we evolved over the last 20 years. 1479 01:13:25,199 --> 01:13:28,062 I'll be so bold as to start. 1480 01:13:28,062 --> 01:13:30,747 Well I'm not clinging to that damn 1481 01:13:30,747 --> 01:13:33,249 lying husband of mine anymore. 1482 01:13:34,088 --> 01:13:34,922 Because. 1483 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:38,675 (sobs) Well he just divorced me. 1484 01:13:38,675 --> 01:13:40,343 It's official today. 1485 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:44,598 So I'm the one who was left behind. 1486 01:13:46,301 --> 01:13:50,806 - Maybe we should get you that condo in Santa Barbara. 1487 01:13:54,319 --> 01:13:55,571 - That bastard! 1488 01:13:57,304 --> 01:14:01,066 (sob) Is not going kick me out of my hometown. 1489 01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:05,910 And live in some divorcee suburb like Santa Barbara! 1490 01:14:05,910 --> 01:14:07,651 - Why do we have to do this? 1491 01:14:07,651 --> 01:14:09,512 Why can't we just hang out? 1492 01:14:09,512 --> 01:14:10,464 - Why? 1493 01:14:10,464 --> 01:14:11,556 What's the point? 1494 01:14:11,556 --> 01:14:13,822 - [Patrick] Because that's what reunions are for. 1495 01:14:13,822 --> 01:14:17,126 - Well this is a private reunion, Patrick. 1496 01:14:17,126 --> 01:14:21,210 Amongst so-called best high school friends. 1497 01:14:21,210 --> 01:14:22,044 - Okay. 1498 01:14:24,264 --> 01:14:25,098 I'm gay. 1499 01:14:26,524 --> 01:14:29,478 (group snickering) 1500 01:14:29,478 --> 01:14:31,039 And I was gay in high school. 1501 01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:34,120 So like Mindy, I have also stayed the same 1502 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:35,996 yet dramatically changed. 1503 01:14:35,996 --> 01:14:37,176 - How have you changed? 1504 01:14:37,176 --> 01:14:39,859 - I told the army I was gay and I was asked to leave. 1505 01:14:39,859 --> 01:14:40,700 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, 1506 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,942 how could you be gay and in the military? 1507 01:14:42,942 --> 01:14:44,263 (Patrick chuckles) 1508 01:14:44,263 --> 01:14:46,516 - I was careful and subtle. 1509 01:14:47,795 --> 01:14:49,776 - What did your father say? 1510 01:14:49,776 --> 01:14:51,759 - Oh God, he thinks I'm gonna be bringing home 1511 01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:53,721 strange teenage boys in hula skirts 1512 01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:56,022 and makeup at all hours of the night. 1513 01:14:56,022 --> 01:14:57,134 He's so pissed. 1514 01:14:57,134 --> 01:15:01,568 - Your father has a very vivid imagination, or you do. 1515 01:15:01,568 --> 01:15:03,040 - [Patrick] Well if he could imagine 1516 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,771 such a thing, he would have. 1517 01:15:04,771 --> 01:15:05,779 - Okay. 1518 01:15:05,779 --> 01:15:08,615 (group chuckling) 1519 01:15:12,390 --> 01:15:13,224 - Well. 1520 01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:17,481 - [Ty] You guys remember how I like to play cards? 1521 01:15:17,481 --> 01:15:18,324 - Yeah. 1522 01:15:18,324 --> 01:15:19,456 - Yeah, you were good. 1523 01:15:19,456 --> 01:15:20,906 He was good at it. 1524 01:15:20,906 --> 01:15:23,129 Brian used to have to skim the register for date money 1525 01:15:23,129 --> 01:15:25,008 'cause he took him for such a ride. 1526 01:15:25,008 --> 01:15:27,931 - Yeah, I know, I took myself for a ride. 1527 01:15:27,931 --> 01:15:29,350 - A gambling problem? 1528 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,862 - Yeah, you know, I used to play 1529 01:15:30,862 --> 01:15:32,696 with a bunch of guys I used to play with, 1530 01:15:32,696 --> 01:15:34,956 and it got bigger and bigger. 1531 01:15:34,956 --> 01:15:37,300 Then I started betting on ponies. 1532 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:39,069 - I don't see you at the tracks. 1533 01:15:39,069 --> 01:15:40,382 - Yeah, you were one of those guys 1534 01:15:40,382 --> 01:15:42,924 who like walk around talking to themselves? 1535 01:15:42,924 --> 01:15:45,956 - Yeah, with their pockets hanging out and shit. 1536 01:15:45,956 --> 01:15:47,357 - Funny hat. 1537 01:15:47,357 --> 01:15:49,600 (group laughs) 1538 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:50,433 Yeah. 1539 01:15:50,433 --> 01:15:52,076 - Ty, did it fuck up your career? 1540 01:15:52,076 --> 01:15:53,828 - Did more than that. 1541 01:16:02,744 --> 01:16:04,859 Okay, now that we've gone through this, 1542 01:16:04,859 --> 01:16:06,279 Mr. Passive Aggressive, 1543 01:16:06,279 --> 01:16:08,911 what has happened to you, golden boy? 1544 01:16:08,911 --> 01:16:10,203 - No, wait, please. 1545 01:16:10,203 --> 01:16:12,122 You guys, wait, 'cause. 1546 01:16:13,627 --> 01:16:15,008 I can't stand it. 1547 01:16:15,008 --> 01:16:17,603 This is so great, you guys. 1548 01:16:17,603 --> 01:16:19,171 (group laughs) 1549 01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:20,864 - [Patrick] This is great. 1550 01:16:20,864 --> 01:16:22,699 - I have a confession. 1551 01:16:24,323 --> 01:16:25,992 I was Weenie Jeanie. 1552 01:16:27,517 --> 01:16:28,351 - Who's that? 1553 01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,571 - The biggest loser of 1981. 1554 01:16:30,571 --> 01:16:31,492 - [Patrick] No way. 1555 01:16:31,492 --> 01:16:32,384 - No you weren't. 1556 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,218 - No way. 1557 01:16:33,218 --> 01:16:34,135 - Way. 1558 01:16:34,135 --> 01:16:35,307 - Whoa. 1559 01:16:35,307 --> 01:16:37,761 I slept with Weenie Jeanie! 1560 01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:39,863 (Ty laughs) 1561 01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:41,384 - Yes, Brad. 1562 01:16:41,384 --> 01:16:46,389 Yes you did, I was Weenie Jeanie, but I wasn't a loser. 1563 01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:50,092 I mean, I don't know why some people are the losers. 1564 01:16:50,092 --> 01:16:51,755 I mean how does that get determined 1565 01:16:51,755 --> 01:16:53,036 year after year after year? 1566 01:16:53,036 --> 01:16:54,689 I mean it makes you scared that your kid 1567 01:16:54,689 --> 01:16:58,460 will be the one that's the chosen one, the loser. 1568 01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:59,622 I mean it would be horrible. 1569 01:16:59,622 --> 01:17:01,055 I wouldn't know what to say to my child 1570 01:17:01,055 --> 01:17:04,957 if some kids pick some awful name to call them. 1571 01:17:04,957 --> 01:17:06,769 It would break my heart. 1572 01:17:06,769 --> 01:17:10,292 - I thought you were kind of hot in a gawky way. 1573 01:17:10,292 --> 01:17:12,878 - You knew who I was all along? 1574 01:17:13,827 --> 01:17:16,559 - No, but I remember you now. 1575 01:17:16,559 --> 01:17:18,540 And I remember. 1576 01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:21,091 I remember you in homeroom. 1577 01:17:21,091 --> 01:17:23,864 And I remember you in the cafeteria. 1578 01:17:23,864 --> 01:17:28,001 And I remember you in the library all alone hiding. 1579 01:17:28,001 --> 01:17:29,963 All crunched up over in your cubicle 1580 01:17:29,963 --> 01:17:32,564 with your hair in your face. 1581 01:17:32,564 --> 01:17:36,289 You never smiled at anybody or anything. 1582 01:17:36,289 --> 01:17:37,731 And I kind of thought maybe 1583 01:17:37,731 --> 01:17:39,550 you might have been a bit retarded. 1584 01:17:39,550 --> 01:17:42,136 (group laughs) 1585 01:17:43,090 --> 01:17:44,356 - Wait a minute, this is sick. 1586 01:17:44,356 --> 01:17:45,979 What are you, a stalker? 1587 01:17:45,979 --> 01:17:48,094 - No no no, no, no! 1588 01:17:48,094 --> 01:17:49,425 It's like destiny! 1589 01:17:49,425 --> 01:17:52,487 I mean they finally found each other! 1590 01:17:52,487 --> 01:17:54,190 It's so sweet. 1591 01:17:54,190 --> 01:17:57,112 (group laughs) 1592 01:17:57,112 --> 01:18:01,798 - I love making pizza, but I fucking suck at it. 1593 01:18:01,798 --> 01:18:05,992 My brother Brian, he was good at making pizza. 1594 01:18:05,992 --> 01:18:08,661 He was the best at making pizza. 1595 01:18:12,919 --> 01:18:14,210 Okay, you people tell me, 1596 01:18:14,210 --> 01:18:18,004 what do I do that makes any difference? 1597 01:18:18,004 --> 01:18:20,173 What do I do that matters? 1598 01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:26,740 - [Patrick] You're a great drummer. 1599 01:18:30,616 --> 01:18:32,188 - You guys are getting me all emotional. 1600 01:18:32,188 --> 01:18:33,528 Excuse me. 1601 01:18:33,528 --> 01:18:34,941 - [Mindy] You're good at snorting coke! 1602 01:18:34,941 --> 01:18:36,692 - [Margaret] Oh shit! 1603 01:18:38,293 --> 01:18:39,686 - There there. 1604 01:18:39,686 --> 01:18:41,587 Hey, you know? 1605 01:18:41,587 --> 01:18:44,630 I mean you're a great drummer. 1606 01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:47,334 And you're an amazing friend. 1607 01:18:47,334 --> 01:18:49,493 - And you know how to run a business. 1608 01:18:49,493 --> 01:18:51,485 (chuckles) 1609 01:18:51,485 --> 01:18:52,987 - I'm gonna do it. 1610 01:18:54,789 --> 01:18:57,002 I'm gonna quit the coke. 1611 01:18:57,002 --> 01:18:57,843 - Oh good. 1612 01:18:57,843 --> 01:18:59,310 - Yeah, you should. - I mean it. 1613 01:18:59,310 --> 01:19:02,063 - I'm gonna get my life together. 1614 01:19:02,906 --> 01:19:06,139 - Yeah, and the pizza is gonna be better too. 1615 01:19:06,139 --> 01:19:07,140 Okay people. 1616 01:19:08,902 --> 01:19:11,817 What do you say we cool off a little bit. 1617 01:19:11,817 --> 01:19:15,829 - Hold on a second, I started this whole raw exposing thing, 1618 01:19:15,829 --> 01:19:17,542 so I might as well tell you about 1619 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:20,128 my hard fall from "perfection". 1620 01:19:21,754 --> 01:19:25,956 The mark I left on you guys 20 years ago. 1621 01:19:25,956 --> 01:19:27,790 Was all bullshit. 1622 01:19:27,790 --> 01:19:29,372 - You know, you're too hard on yourself 1623 01:19:29,372 --> 01:19:30,443 and I barely know you. 1624 01:19:30,443 --> 01:19:32,391 - Thanks, Jeanie. 1625 01:19:32,391 --> 01:19:37,396 Thanks, but I've been basically unimpressed with myself. 1626 01:19:37,647 --> 01:19:40,570 - You know, I think we have this illusion 1627 01:19:40,570 --> 01:19:43,934 of what we were, and what we're gonna be. 1628 01:19:43,934 --> 01:19:45,396 And none of it ever adds up. 1629 01:19:45,396 --> 01:19:48,346 - Yeah, it's called a midlife crisis. 1630 01:19:48,346 --> 01:19:50,619 - I'm not blaming my problems 1631 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:53,423 on any timeline theory, Margaret. 1632 01:19:53,423 --> 01:19:55,917 Or anybody for that matter. 1633 01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:59,391 And Jeannie, when I thought you didn't know me, 1634 01:19:59,391 --> 01:20:01,743 I relaxed a little bit. 1635 01:20:01,743 --> 01:20:04,997 I haven't relaxed like that in a while. 1636 01:20:06,198 --> 01:20:08,428 - It seems like we're, I mean, taking this 1637 01:20:08,428 --> 01:20:11,409 whole reunion thing a little too seriously. 1638 01:20:11,409 --> 01:20:12,243 I mean. 1639 01:20:13,432 --> 01:20:16,395 It seems like it's a final judgment, you know? 1640 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:17,773 Judgment Day or something. 1641 01:20:17,773 --> 01:20:21,168 It's really just a silly banquet with bad music. 1642 01:20:21,168 --> 01:20:22,002 - [Margaret] Hey! 1643 01:20:22,002 --> 01:20:24,603 - I mean a killer time with everything perfect. 1644 01:20:24,603 --> 01:20:25,452 - [Margaret] Yeah. 1645 01:20:25,452 --> 01:20:28,038 (group laughs) 1646 01:20:29,107 --> 01:20:30,809 - What I'm saying is it's just a marker. 1647 01:20:30,809 --> 01:20:32,819 I mean it's just a 20 year marker 1648 01:20:32,819 --> 01:20:35,182 that brought us all back together again. 1649 01:20:35,182 --> 01:20:37,435 I mean, we may not even see each other again 1650 01:20:37,435 --> 01:20:39,426 until the next reunion. 1651 01:20:39,426 --> 01:20:43,582 So who gives a shit what anyone thinks about anyone? 1652 01:20:43,582 --> 01:20:46,324 An excuse for us to pretend we're in high school again. 1653 01:20:46,324 --> 01:20:48,017 I don't think it can be any more than that. 1654 01:20:48,017 --> 01:20:48,996 - I'll drink to that. 1655 01:20:48,996 --> 01:20:51,276 - I think we're being too hard on ourselves. 1656 01:20:51,276 --> 01:20:53,592 (sobs) I think we should try to have some more fun. 1657 01:20:53,592 --> 01:20:55,562 - [Margaret] Yeah! 1658 01:20:55,562 --> 01:20:56,396 - I do. 1659 01:20:58,445 --> 01:21:00,068 Let's have some fun. 1660 01:21:00,068 --> 01:21:01,236 I'm gonna try. 1661 01:21:02,071 --> 01:21:03,322 - [Jeanie] You're gonna do it! 1662 01:21:03,322 --> 01:21:04,156 - I can. 1663 01:21:05,224 --> 01:21:07,977 (girls laughing) 1664 01:21:09,207 --> 01:21:10,290 - [Brad] You got the key, Mayor? 1665 01:21:10,290 --> 01:21:11,857 - Shh, no, he won't give up the key. 1666 01:21:11,857 --> 01:21:13,380 - [Mindy] Are we actually doing this? 1667 01:21:13,380 --> 01:21:14,393 - [Margaret] Don't worry about it. 1668 01:21:14,393 --> 01:21:15,756 He's my cousin's brother's sister. 1669 01:21:15,756 --> 01:21:17,678 - [Brad] Okay. Go. 1670 01:21:17,678 --> 01:21:18,512 Go. 1671 01:21:19,401 --> 01:21:21,070 - [Mindy] Oh my God. 1672 01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:34,130 - Holy shit I'm cold. 1673 01:21:34,130 --> 01:21:34,964 Cold! 1674 01:21:36,310 --> 01:21:38,170 (group laughter) 1675 01:21:38,170 --> 01:21:39,004 It's cold! 1676 01:21:40,223 --> 01:21:41,057 Oh my God. 1677 01:21:44,107 --> 01:21:44,941 Oh my God! 1678 01:21:50,242 --> 01:21:52,501 - [Mindy] (shrieks) It's getting cold! 1679 01:21:52,501 --> 01:21:54,190 - [Margaret] Okay, wait. 1680 01:21:54,190 --> 01:21:55,024 - Come on! 1681 01:21:55,024 --> 01:21:56,431 - [Margaret] Wait! 1682 01:21:56,431 --> 01:21:58,072 Okay, ready? 1683 01:21:58,072 --> 01:21:59,126 Go go go! 1684 01:21:59,126 --> 01:22:00,928 (girls shrieking) 1685 01:22:00,928 --> 01:22:03,347 (funk music) 1686 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,674 - Yes! 1687 01:22:23,674 --> 01:22:25,009 - [Patrick] Woo! 1688 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:35,384 - [JC] I am the king of the world! 1689 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:41,003 (Mindy shrieks) 1690 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,167 - Go get him! 1691 01:23:06,907 --> 01:23:07,741 - What? 1692 01:23:07,741 --> 01:23:08,669 - Nothing. 1693 01:23:08,669 --> 01:23:10,860 - I'm not into African American men. 1694 01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:12,283 - Don't worry about it, man. 1695 01:23:12,283 --> 01:23:15,036 Some of my best friends are gay. 1696 01:23:16,298 --> 01:23:17,568 You know what, folks? 1697 01:23:17,568 --> 01:23:19,157 I'm not coming to the reunion. 1698 01:23:19,157 --> 01:23:19,990 - [Margaret] Why? 1699 01:23:19,990 --> 01:23:21,060 - [Ty] I'm going back to LA. 1700 01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,321 I can't take this town, man 1701 01:23:23,321 --> 01:23:26,324 - [Jeanie] Personally, I can't wait. 1702 01:23:27,165 --> 01:23:28,467 - [Patrick] Why? 1703 01:23:28,467 --> 01:23:30,136 - I'll tell you why. 1704 01:23:31,060 --> 01:23:32,978 I'm dying to see how fat and lame 1705 01:23:32,978 --> 01:23:35,951 those people are that weren't so nice to me. 1706 01:23:35,951 --> 01:23:37,364 (group laughs) 1707 01:23:37,364 --> 01:23:39,606 And I'm gonna flash 'em a pearly white smile, 1708 01:23:39,606 --> 01:23:43,901 flick my hair, and subtly insult every single one of them. 1709 01:23:43,901 --> 01:23:45,888 - [Ty] There you go. 1710 01:23:45,888 --> 01:23:46,997 - [Jeanie] Come and do that. 1711 01:23:46,997 --> 01:23:47,869 - [Ty] Nah. 1712 01:23:47,869 --> 01:23:50,083 - [Jeanie] Hey, you want to be my date? 1713 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:51,283 - [Brad] I don't know, I was kinda 1714 01:23:51,283 --> 01:23:52,512 thinking of taking the mayor. 1715 01:23:52,512 --> 01:23:54,735 You know, get me some action on union night. 1716 01:23:54,735 --> 01:23:56,006 (group laughs) 1717 01:23:56,006 --> 01:23:57,928 - [Margaret] You have been a riot all night. 1718 01:23:57,928 --> 01:23:59,871 I told you I have no room for you 1719 01:23:59,871 --> 01:24:01,652 in my little black book anymore. 1720 01:24:01,652 --> 01:24:02,571 - [Ty] What do you mean? 1721 01:24:02,571 --> 01:24:04,133 This town doesn't know about your little past 1722 01:24:04,133 --> 01:24:05,408 and all your little boyfriends? 1723 01:24:05,408 --> 01:24:06,425 - [Margaret] No. 1724 01:24:06,425 --> 01:24:07,426 - [Mindy] She's very discreet. 1725 01:24:07,426 --> 01:24:08,990 - There you go. 1726 01:24:08,990 --> 01:24:11,753 I would not want to fuel the rumor mill, darling. 1727 01:24:11,753 --> 01:24:14,508 I have my senator husband for that. 1728 01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:15,717 He does his thing, I do mine, 1729 01:24:15,717 --> 01:24:17,768 and everything is fair and love in politics. 1730 01:24:17,768 --> 01:24:19,172 - Cute little interns, the whole thing? 1731 01:24:19,172 --> 01:24:20,005 - Yup. 1732 01:24:20,005 --> 01:24:21,093 - [Mindy] I can't go to the reunion. 1733 01:24:21,093 --> 01:24:22,545 I mean Mark's gonna be there with his new item. 1734 01:24:22,545 --> 01:24:23,856 - Come on! 1735 01:24:23,856 --> 01:24:24,918 - No, I can't! 1736 01:24:24,918 --> 01:24:26,331 I'm just not strong enough. 1737 01:24:26,331 --> 01:24:30,133 You know, I'm gonna buy myself a ticket to Antigua. 1738 01:24:30,133 --> 01:24:34,470 No, before I do that I'm gonna trade in the minivan. 1739 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,211 Yeah. 1740 01:24:37,211 --> 01:24:39,713 - [JC] I'm gonna quit the coke, guys. 1741 01:24:39,713 --> 01:24:41,487 (group laughs) 1742 01:24:41,487 --> 01:24:42,877 No, I really mean it. 1743 01:24:42,877 --> 01:24:45,150 And I'm gonna sell the pizza place. 1744 01:24:45,150 --> 01:24:47,325 - [Margaret] So it's Jeanie and me at the party tonight. 1745 01:24:47,325 --> 01:24:48,159 - [Patrick] And me. 1746 01:24:48,159 --> 01:24:49,804 - [Margaret] Good for you, Patrick. 1747 01:24:49,804 --> 01:24:51,275 - [Patrick] If I'm thinking about moving back here 1748 01:24:51,275 --> 01:24:54,649 I'm gonna have to hang out with the locals. 1749 01:24:54,649 --> 01:24:56,992 - [Jeanie] Oh that'll be dangerous for your IQ. 1750 01:24:56,992 --> 01:24:58,453 - [Margaret] Okay, stop dissing the town. 1751 01:24:58,453 --> 01:25:00,389 - This is a good town. - Why not? 1752 01:25:00,389 --> 01:25:03,475 (country rock music) 1753 01:25:20,017 --> 01:25:25,022 ♪ It ain't easy trying to be a teacher ♪ 1754 01:25:25,022 --> 01:25:30,027 ♪ When you never had a chance to learn ♪ 1755 01:25:30,497 --> 01:25:34,980 ♪ It ain't hard to lose when you're a loser ♪ 1756 01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:38,043 ♪ You think that with nothing in your hands ♪ 1757 01:25:38,043 --> 01:25:41,668 ♪ It would be harder to get burned ♪ 1758 01:25:41,668 --> 01:25:46,534 ♪ Typical circumstances when an idiot is generous ♪ 1759 01:25:46,534 --> 01:25:49,194 ♪ Giving everything to only those ♪ 1760 01:25:49,194 --> 01:25:52,837 ♪ Who take what you don't have ♪ 1761 01:25:52,837 --> 01:25:57,019 ♪ It is a rule that a lie to a fool must be forgiven by ♪ 1762 01:25:57,019 --> 01:26:01,715 ♪ The one who tells it thinking they deserve the other hand ♪ 1763 01:26:01,715 --> 01:26:04,169 ♪ Go and set me free ♪ 1764 01:26:04,169 --> 01:26:07,061 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1765 01:26:07,061 --> 01:26:09,306 ♪ Give me the words ♪ 1766 01:26:09,306 --> 01:26:11,456 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1767 01:26:11,456 --> 01:26:14,541 ♪ Lord, you gotta set me free ♪ 1768 01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:17,653 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1769 01:26:17,653 --> 01:26:19,796 ♪ Give me the words ♪ 1770 01:26:19,796 --> 01:26:23,839 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1771 01:26:23,839 --> 01:26:28,275 ♪ People turn around as the barroom door slams open ♪ 1772 01:26:28,275 --> 01:26:30,418 ♪ And the man who spills my drink ♪ 1773 01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:34,731 ♪ Says boy, why you talking to my wife ♪ 1774 01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,493 ♪ I told him once, maybe twice ♪ 1775 01:26:36,493 --> 01:26:38,814 ♪ That we hadn't even spoken ♪ 1776 01:26:38,814 --> 01:26:43,169 ♪ Must be doing it wrong, doing it wrong, doing it wrong ♪ 1777 01:26:43,169 --> 01:26:46,205 ♪ Lord, you gotta set me free ♪ 1778 01:26:46,205 --> 01:26:49,276 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1779 01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:51,588 ♪ Give me the words ♪ 1780 01:26:51,588 --> 01:26:53,620 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1781 01:26:53,620 --> 01:26:56,735 ♪ Lord, you gotta set me free ♪ 1782 01:26:56,735 --> 01:26:59,065 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1783 01:26:59,065 --> 01:27:01,980 ♪ Yeah, give me the words ♪ 1784 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:05,803 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1785 01:27:05,803 --> 01:27:10,808 ♪ Scared again of giving things away ♪ 1786 01:27:15,132 --> 01:27:18,671 ♪ You can take what I own ♪ 1787 01:27:18,671 --> 01:27:23,676 ♪ But you can own what I am ♪ 1788 01:27:25,768 --> 01:27:29,402 ♪ Yeah, 'cause the thoughts come in ♪ 1789 01:27:29,402 --> 01:27:32,997 ♪ Don't come out when I speak ♪ 1790 01:27:32,997 --> 01:27:38,002 ♪ And they just keep on hitting below the knees, yeah ♪ 1791 01:27:42,569 --> 01:27:45,238 ♪ Hitting below ♪ 1792 01:27:48,848 --> 01:27:51,351 (guitar solo) 1793 01:27:59,376 --> 01:28:01,906 ♪ Strutting around berating me ♪ 1794 01:28:01,906 --> 01:28:04,149 ♪ His beaten wife is hating me ♪ 1795 01:28:04,149 --> 01:28:09,154 ♪ Or is it that I wonder why I buy these two a drink, yeah ♪ 1796 01:28:09,475 --> 01:28:11,857 ♪ And maybe it's just to save me ♪ 1797 01:28:11,857 --> 01:28:14,479 ♪ From the trouble that awaits me ♪ 1798 01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:16,582 ♪ If I only had the courage ♪ 1799 01:28:16,582 --> 01:28:19,144 ♪ Yeah, just to tell them what I think ♪ 1800 01:28:19,144 --> 01:28:21,398 ♪ Go and set me free ♪ 1801 01:28:21,398 --> 01:28:23,581 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1802 01:28:23,581 --> 01:28:26,493 ♪ Yeah, give me the words ♪ 1803 01:28:26,493 --> 01:28:28,565 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1804 01:28:28,565 --> 01:28:31,656 ♪ Lord, you gotta set me free ♪ 1805 01:28:31,656 --> 01:28:34,038 ♪ So I can understand it ♪ 1806 01:28:34,038 --> 01:28:37,161 ♪ Yeah, give me the words ♪ 1807 01:28:37,161 --> 01:28:39,211 ♪ So I can be a man ♪ 1808 01:28:39,211 --> 01:28:42,476 ♪ Lord, you gotta set me free ♪ 1809 01:28:42,476 --> 01:28:45,439 ♪ So I can understand ♪ 1810 01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:47,259 ♪ Give me the words ♪ 1811 01:28:47,259 --> 01:28:50,783 ♪ So I can be your man ♪ 1812 01:28:50,783 --> 01:28:55,780 ♪ Tell me please, quickly, I must understand ♪ 1813 01:28:55,780 --> 01:29:00,425 ♪ You've got to save me please ♪ 1814 01:29:00,425 --> 01:29:05,430 ♪ Lord, you've gotta set me ♪ 1815 01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,435 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1816 01:29:26,420 --> 01:29:29,172 (ethereal music) 122802