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[theme music playing]

[victorious music plays]

[stuttering] Wow.

My very first small business.

Pork and Beans [stutters] coffee shop.

Eh... with all the dough I'm going to make,

I should be opening up [stutters] a pizza shop.

[laughs]

[laughs heartily]

[whimpers]

[soft instrumental music plays]

[stutters] Oh, gosh.

I can't believe Halloween's already over

and... and there's still not a single customer.

[sighs in despair] Eh... What am I gonna do?

-[doorbell chimes] -[door opens]

Oh-oh. Hurray.

A... customer.

Uh, good afternoon, ma'am.

Uh, will... won't you... What can I get you?

I am a very rich, young man.

Very rich.

And I have many influential high society acquaintances.

Coffee lovers, all.

If you make me the perfect drink, word will spread

and your shop will become the next hot coffee spot.

[angrily] But if you fail I will destroy you!

[gulps]

Now, I'd like one double half mocha,

extra sugar, triple espresso,

quarter decaf, 26% lactose free range,

non-dairy milk, on the rocks,

hold the sugar, hold the ice. Extra dairy, please.

[hesitant] Uh... Can you repeat the--

Not to worry, madam.

You're in good hands here at Pork and Beans.

I'll be making your beverage here today

and there is no concoction we can't crack.

Not even your double half mocha quadruple extra rocks...

Uh... your coffee!

[lisping] You'll be surely satisfied

sipping your coffee in this situation.

Who is this distasteful duck?

Oh, he... That's just the kitchen hand.

He'll be in the... back out of the way.

[laughs]

I'll be out in a jiffy. Whoo-hoo!

You see...[stammer] he's really quite capable.

What is coffee?

Think. Think, think, think!

Oh! I know what coffee is.

But how do I make it?

Think, think, think!

Coffee beans!

[jar breaking]

What was that?

[nervously] Uh... Nothing to worry about.

He's just... prepping the kitchen.

Time to grind these beans.

[whistling]

[whistling]

Time to fire up the old espresso machine.

Huh?

Hmm...

Just gotta... put the beans in.

[grunts]

[whirring]

[spluttering]

She's gonna blow!

Huh. Would you look at tha--

-[explosion] -[rumbling]

The noise level here is simply outrageous.

It is not looking good for you, piggy.

Time to add the milk.

[shivering]

Do you mind?

You can't get it fresher than this.

Now we gotta steam the milk.

Ah. I can already feel my pores unclogging.

[birds squawking]

[horn tooting]

I demand to know

what is going on around here this instant!

Almost done, Milady.

-[birds screeching] -Oh...

What are these filthy birds doing in here?

I washed my hands, I'll have you know.

Uh... Come on, Daffy.

She's gonna... write a bad review for me.

[stutters] And then we'll... We'll both be ruined.

Don't worry, chum.

All I have to do is add the whipped cream.

[chuckles] How hard could that be?

Okay... Don't let me down.

Yes, siree.

Just got to add the whipped cream

and presto espresso.

[squeaks]

Hmm...

[squeaks]

[frustrated grunt]

[Daffy groaning]

If you need... Just one second, ma'am.

Uh... Daffy?

Da... Daffy, where are you?

I... I need that drink.

[muttering]

Wow. Daffy's outdone himself.

[lady furiously] I shall be leaving now!

[annoyed grunt]

Excuse me, miss.

Your... double half mocha,

quarter decaf, 26% lactose free range milk,

on the rocks, hold the ice, is served.

Sorry it took so long.

You... can't rush perfection.

We'll see about that.

[sniffs]

I've smelled worse.

[slurping]

[gulps]

It's...

It's...

wonderful!

I love it!

I bet you say that to all the ducks, don't you?

[kisses]

[laughs maniacally]

[laughs maniacally]

Well, I guess she liked the... [stutters]

latte!

[lady laughs]

[theme music plays]

[theme music plays]

[Granny] That goes there...

And we're all set to go.

Okay, Tweety, I'm going to bed.

Make sure to get plenty of rest

for our big move to Florida in the morning.

Oh boy! Florida!

Nothing can hold a candle to the Panhandle.

Goodnight, Granny.

I'll see you in the morning.

[squeaking]

That's right, little bird.

Get ready to relocate to my stomach.

[laughs maliciously]

Grannies are too trusting.

Always leaving doors unlocked.

[sucking]

[gulps]

[excitedly] I can't believe I finally got him.

Ah. This looks like a nice place to digest.

[rumbles]

Huh. I guess we moved to Florida already.

Granny must have moved me into my new cage while I was sleeping.

Not bad. Not bad.

Gosh. It's awfully dark in here.

I could really use some light.

Granny won't mind if I built a quick fire.

[ribs snapping]

[grunting and groaning]

[teeth chattering]

That's much better.

[exhales sharply]

Must be a bad case of heartburn.

Oh, rats. A rainstorm.

The Florida weather is so unpredictable.

Might as well check out the new digs.

[beating]

Ooh. A gym.

I've always wanted my very own punching bag.

[bell dings]

Ahhh!

[gasps weakly] Heart palpa... patations.

Oh, wow! A jacuzzi.

I love jacuzzis.

Cannonball!

[rumbling]

[groaning] Oh...

Indigestion.

[gasps]

Uh-oh. With all this travelling,

I forgot to charge my phone.

What luck. There's a charging cable right here.

[straining]

[beeping]

Gee, this place is pretty bare.

Maybe I'll go online shopping and spruce the place up.

[happily] Ooh...

Look at all this hip decor.

[sighs in exasperation]

What the heck is going on in there?

Package delivery.

But I didn't order anything.

Read the label.

[muffled] Sign here, please.

Have a good day.

Oh boy! Now I'm really styling.

I can finally throw a big house party

and invite all my friends.

[birds screeching]

All right, everyone.

Let's par-tay!

[upbeat music plays]

[muffled music]

I never thought I'd say this...

But I gotta get rid of this belly full of birds.

[whistles] Hey, buddy!

There's all the birds you can eat up here.

[gulps]

[stomach growling]

[muffled screaming]

Well, that takes care of that.

[muffled music continues]

[Sylvester] Hey! What the heck is going on in there?

[growls furiously]

[exhales]

Well, if you can't beat 'em...

Mind if I join?

Of course not, puddy tat.

Granny, you're here too?

You bet, Tweety.

There's no way I'd miss your cage-warming party.

[theme music plays]