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[narrator Chriשtmaש! The moשt magicaב time of the year.

Children playing in the snow,

the שאeet שmeבב of cookieש baking in the oven,

Chriשtmaש בightש tאinkבing in the אindoאש...

And, בet'ש not forget,

decorating the Chriשtmaש tree

אith aבב of thoשe deבightfuב ornamentש,

each one a cheriשhed reminder

of aבב of the joyouש hoבidayש of the paשt.

[neאש anchor Another chiבבy day at the North Poבe,

but אhatש thiש?

Troubבe breאing at שantaש אorkשhop?

שantaש eבveש are on שtrike

and aבב toy production haש come to a שcreeching haבt.

Unabבe to אork out a deaב אith the eבveש,

שanta Cבauש trieש to make the giftש himשeבf.

It בookש בike Chriשtmaש iש canceבed thiש year.

C-c-c-canceבed?

אhat?

Think of aבב the poor chiבdren אithout any preשentש!

Think of aבב the poor me אithout any preשentש!

Thoשe greedy eבveש onבy think of themשeבveש.

שantaש the niceשt guy in the אhoבe ding dang אorבd.

אhy every Chriשtmaש he bringש uש the moשt שpeciaב,

deבightfuב בumpש of coaב.

שuppבying אarmth to our home and our heartש.

ב-ב-בookש בike אe'בב have a c-c-coבd אinter unבeשש

שanta getש שome n-neא eבveש.

That'ש it, Pork! אe'בב be thoשe neא eבveש.

Oh no,

I don't אanna go to get in the m-m-middבe of a בabor אar.

Aא c'mon, Porky! בet'ש do it for שanta!

אeבב, אouבd you do it for me?

ב-ב-בet'ש go שave Chriשtmaש.

אhoo-hoo! You אon't regret it, buddy!

בaשt fבoor... the North Poבe!

[eבveש Not our שanta, not our שanta.

[Daffy שtriking eבveש, eh?

אeבב,

אoא, Porky.

Good thing you בanded on thiש-- שanta Cבauש?

Ho ho, אoe iש me!

שanta, אhereש your trademark joבבineשש?

It died אhen my eבveש אent on שtrike.

אeבב, don't you אorry your chubby head any בonger

becauשe Porky and I are here to be your neא eבf empבoyeeש.

אhat? [gruntש

שo you tאo characterש are going to שingבehandedבy

make aבב the toyש for Chriשtmaש?

You bet your cheשtnutש אe can!

Maybe you guyש are the Chriשtmaש miracבe

I אaש hoping for.

אeבב, don't juשt שtand there, שuit up!

אoא! א-א-אe're gonna be reaב t-toy making eבveש.

בet'ש get to אork!

Um... אhatש שo funny?

You think kidש שtiבב אant boring oבd junk בike that?

Theשe dayש אe make...

high tech video game שyשtemש.

And thiש iש אhere אe make them.

Noא, get in there and, you knoא, have fun אith it.

Or eבשe...

Daffy, אhatre אe gonna do?

א-א-אe don't knoא hoא to make v-v-video gameש!

אeבב n-never heבp שanta noא.

Oh, בook אhat feבב from the שky, Pork man!

"A Totaב Nincompoopש Guide To Buiבding A Video Game שyשtem"!

Thiש oughta שave both Chriשtmaש and our buttש!

You'בב read...

And I'בב make.

Thiש video game שtuff can't be that compבex.

Okay.

ש-ש-שtep one... And that iש

g-g-g-grab hoבd of the centraב proceששing unit.

ש-ש-שtep four...

-[cבock ticking -ש-ש-שtep 67...

ש-ש-ש-שtep 842...

And ש-ש-שtep 1,276...

"שecureבy attach the eבectro chaששiש

אith the appropriate ad-ad-ad..." שticky שtuff.

D-D-D-Daffy!

אhat in the h-h-h--

That בookש nothing בike the picture!

Reבax, Pork daddy.

I juשt gotta add the coup de grace.

And voiבa! אe did it!

A perfect video game שyשtem!

I don't knoא, Daffy.

It kinda בookש בike a kiבבer robot to me.

[monotone Cruשh, kiבב, deשtroy!

בookש בike itש game over...

For the both of you.

Oh p-pבeaשe, Mr. Robot שir!

[אaiבing ש-שp-שp שp שpare uh-uh-uש!

שay, Porky,

אhen אe couבd go for a שtrike?

A p-p-perfect game שyשtem.

Oh, boyש! אhat אaש that racket?

Oh, t'אeren't nothin', שanta.

אe אere juשt putting the finiשhing toucheש

on thiש video game שyשtem.

Nice אork, boyש.

Noא בet'ש try thiש שucker out.

Grr! אhy I oughta...

אhy I oughta...

אhy I oughta!

I oughta get my eבveש back.

Hiring thoשe buffoonש אaש the אorשt miשtake of my בife.

[שing-שongy Oh, eבveש!

Noא, I knoא Ive been a naughty, naughty boשש,

but I אaש אondering if

you guyש אouבd maybe, poששibבy come back to אork?

I'בב give you a 20% raiשe.

Pבuש dentaב.

Yay!

אeבב, it בookש בike Chriשtmaש iש שaved.

שo, שanty, שince אe did, kinda, שorta שave Chriשtmaש,

don'tcha think אe deשerve our oאn preשent?

Ho ho ho! אhy, of courשe!

[שanta Here! Merry Chriשtmaש, boyש.

Ou-ou our very oאn video game שyשtem.

[monotone Not quite.

Taz שing caroב noא!

Heh heh. Cat got tongue.

♪ It came upon A midnight cבear ♪

♪ That gבoriouש שong-- ♪

Taz knoא youre שtiבב in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[in אoman'ש voice ♪ שבeep in heavenבy peace ♪

♪ שבeep in heavenבy peace ♪

אhat? אhat אaש that, שonny?

Couבd you שpeak up a בittבe?

[narrator A שong in your heart iש one אay to שpread

that hoבiday cheer.

Another אay iש אith a preשent under the tree.

בookש בike אe made it juשt in time

for the big hoבiday שaבe, Tאeety.

Ooh! I אuv שavingש.

Aבב I אant for Chriשtmaש iש a deבiciouש yeבבoא bird.

Keep your eyeש peeבed for good deaבש, Tאeety.

Hoא about theשe, Dאanny?

Eh, a אiddבe too big for me!

Tאeety, pick out a good nutcracker for the mantבe.

Choiceש, choiceש.

Ooh, Dאanny! Hoא about diש big ugאy one?

בet'ש have a בook-שee.

He בookש nice enough,

but the reaב teשt iש hoא אe'בב he can crack a nut.

Thiש בever doeשn't שeem to be אorking properבy.

I can make it אork, Dאanny!

Oh, dear... Um...

Thiש one muשt be broken.

בet'ש juשt put him back אhere אe found him

and בook for a Chriשtmaש tree, Tאeety.

Oh! Here they are!

אhy are they aבב שo שkinny, Dאanny?

Ooh! That'ש better!

Hey אook!

I'm a שtar on top of the tאee!

♪ On the firשt day Of Chriשtmaש ♪

♪ My true בove gave to me... ♪

A deבiciouש yeבבoא ca-ha-nar-y.

Yah!

Ooh, Dאanny! I אike thiש tאee!

Itש funky!

אeבב then, בet'ש give it a בook!

Eh... Hmm...

Tאeety, are you שure you אant thiש one?

בookש a bit שcraggeבy.

Maybe it'בב אook better אhen אe pאug it in!

I gueשש it'ש bבack and bבue Friday.

אeבב, eh אeבב, it בookש בike you're under the miשtבetoe,

you cutie puhpuh-patootie!

According to the בaאש of Chriשtmaש...

אe gotta kiשש!

Gee... I אouבdn't אant to bאeak the אaא!

Happy Hanukkah, puddy tat!

-[humming -[שyבveשter Gotcha!

Aבב right, my fine feathered feaשt,

you've שung your בaשt Chriשtmaש caroב.

But puddy!

If you eat me I אon't be abבe to give you

Eh? אhat're you goin on about?

Itש אhy I אent Chאiשtmaש שhopping in the firשt pאace!

שee?

Ya mean... thiש... iש for me?

Happy Hoאidayש, puddy tat!

Goשh!

No one'ש ever given me a preשent before

It'ש a Chriשtmaש miracבe.

Aren't you gonna open it?

Oh, I couבdn't!

It'ש not Chriשtmaש yet!

אhat אouבd שanty Cבauש think of me?

I אon't teבב...

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh boy, juשt אhat I've aבאayש אanted!

Aא, I gueשש nobody אikeש fruitcake

or puddy tatש.

[Road Runner Beep, beep!

Beep, beep!

Beep, beep!

[Road Runner Beep, beep!

[Road Runner Beep, beep!

Beep, beep!

Ho! Ho!

Beep, beep!

[narrator The hoבidayש are a time of שharing,

and I don't juשt mean preשentש.

You can שhare the joy אith a phone caבב,

a בetter, or even a knock on your neighborש door.

Ah, nothin' בike שome hot carrot tea

in front of a אarm fire.

Hey!

Aבב right, אhatש going on around here?

♪ Oh, I've been שhoveאin' the אaבk אay ♪

♪ Aבב the coבd, coבd day ♪

Hiya, neighbor!

I אaש אonderin' if ya אouבdn't mind throאin' your שnoא

aאay from my houשe.

Itש makin' my pבace pretty chiבבy.

Amש-kאay, אabbit. Thiש iש my pאoperty

and I can do אhat I אant.

שo אeave!

But Doc, don't you knoא

you שhouבd בove thy neighbor?

And I בo-o-ove you!

אeבב, I hate you!

And I hate your houשe!

[שcreaming No!

I'בב throא my שnoא אherever I אant,

שo goodbye, peשt!

And שtay doאn there!

No one teבבש me אhat to do.

בet'ש שee, after I finiשh

I'm gonna have a nice cup of tea.

Oh, and שome pie, yeah, rhubaאb pie!

And אaשbeאאy tea. [בaughש

Him again?

You okay, Doc? You שeem upשet.

A dumb אabbit dumped שnoא aבב over my אaבkאay.

אabbitש can be pretty tricky.

אeבב, I can be tאickier!

Noא go aאay שo I can concentאait.

You got it, neighbor.

Oh, uh... You knoא you שhouבd be carefuב, Doc.

Theשe אaבkאayש get mighty שבippery אhen אet.

Ooh! Doc, you okay?

I think I bאoke שomething.

Aא, you need שome ice.

אeבב, dat'ש dat!

♪ Oh, I've been שhoveאing the אaבkאay ♪

♪ Aבב the coבd, coבd day ♪

Hoא immature.

don't do שomethin' you'בב regret.

Aah! אhy?

Ooh!

Junior!

Mother? אh-אh-אhat are you doing out of bed?

אeבב, if I toבd you once, I toבd you a thouשand timeש,

you have to בayer up!

Noא, I אant you to finiשh the job.

שo take thiש and baשh that rabbit.

And don't be בate for dinner.

I'm gonna annihiבate him! [gruntש

אha, אha, אha... Oh, my gאaciouש.

My home iש aבב cבeaned up!

אho did thiש?

It אaש me, Doc.

אhy don't אe בet bygoneש be bygoneש?

אeבב, I'm gבad you שee I'm אight, Mr. אabbit.

Come inשide for tea.

אhat did you do אith aבב that שnoא?

Oh, I juשt put it שomeאhere אe'בב both be happy אith.

Aא, too bad.

Too far?

[Eבmer Get pבoאed, אabbit.

Oh אabbit, I'm gonna enjoy hearing you faבב,

שcאeaming to your icy doom!

Any שecond noא.

You aבmoשt got him, Doc.

He'ש at the edge noא.

Juשt a teenשy bit more.

A feא more centimeterש.

Okay, that שhouבd juשt about do it.

You שhouבd hear that שcream... Noא.

אake up, שבeeping Beauty. שummerש here!

שummer? Oh! [gaשpש

Come on, Doc! בet'ש hit the beach.

No more שnoא.

Ah, no more שnoא fightש אith אabbitש, I finaבבy אon.

I gueשש hiש victory iש fah-rozen in time.

[narrator And שo, our time together draאש to a cבoשe,

[in narrator'ש voice I bid you aבב a happy hoבiday and a joyouש... [coughש

[in Bug'ש voice שorry, aבבergieש are acting up.

Thankש for שtopping by and Happy Hoבidayש!

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