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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,200 If you can't, you can't. 2 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,300 Ready? 3 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:17,360 Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my office. 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,160 So what is the problem you have today? 5 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:24,580 Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had it ever since I've been a little kid. 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,800 But now that I'm here, I'm noticing all this creative art that you have 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,800 everywhere. 8 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,100 Yeah, I don't like to brag, but it's my art. 9 00:00:35,980 --> 00:00:37,060 Really? Yes. 10 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:38,860 All this beautiful art you've done. 11 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,480 Like I said, I don't really like to brag about myself, but yeah, I created all 12 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,480 this art. 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:47,520 It's all my work. 14 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:48,760 Wow. 15 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:54,200 Hi, I'm Dr. Richard Bush. Welcome to my office. 16 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,380 So what is the problem you have today? 17 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,340 Well, I have a fear of snakes. I've had it ever since I've been a little kid. 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,099 Now that I'm here, I'm noticing all this creative art that you have. 19 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:08,900 Yeah, I like to brag, but, you know, it's my art. 20 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,140 You mean you've done all these beautiful paintings? 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,820 Like I said, it's not that I really want to brag about it, but, yeah, I create 22 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:17,840 all this stuff. I'm an artist. 23 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,720 Wow. 24 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:26,460 Wow, Doctor, that is remarkable. 25 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,960 Did you have to go to, like, some kind of school or something before? 26 00:01:31,790 --> 00:01:35,350 Well, before I was a doctor, I was a famous artist. 27 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:38,630 I was a painter, a sculptor. 28 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,590 I did all types of artwork. 29 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:45,730 I was famous. I was known throughout the world in all the museums. 30 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,190 Really? Where? 31 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:54,610 All the places like Paris, London, New York, Rome. 32 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:57,350 Oh, okay. I was just in Paris. Where was it? 33 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:04,050 Oh, you know, well, it's, you know, kind of across the bridge, you know, where 34 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:07,410 there's the church and then it's down the street from, you know, real close to 35 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:08,410 that area. 36 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,930 And? 37 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:17,170 Wow, doctor, that is just remarkable. Did you have to, like, go to school for 38 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,170 that? 39 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:23,270 Well, before I was a doctor, you know, I was a famous painter, sculptor, 40 00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:26,730 photographer, famous artist. I was known throughout the world. 41 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,340 Lots of museums. 42 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,440 Oh, really? Where? 43 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:36,860 You know, like Paris, London, what was it, Rome, New York. You 44 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:37,799 know, all the cool places. 45 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,920 Okay, I was just in Paris. 46 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,760 Where was it? 47 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:47,100 You know, it's kind of across the bridge, you know, across from the church 48 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,920 the street. You know, you know that area, probably. 49 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,320 And action. 50 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,220 Are you sure you're not at bullshit? 51 00:02:57,610 --> 00:03:01,590 And take two. All right, Gigglebox, you ready? 52 00:03:02,190 --> 00:03:03,690 And go. 53 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:07,270 Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist and not the real thing? 54 00:03:08,090 --> 00:03:09,490 A bullshit artist? 55 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:13,930 What? I'll prove it to you that I'm a world -renowned king of art. 56 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,470 Listen, I'm the leader of free expression. 57 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:18,430 They wrote books about me. 58 00:03:18,690 --> 00:03:20,710 Okay, prove it then. Give me a painting. 59 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:24,110 Listen, if you want me to prove it to you... 60 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:27,640 I need to have my artist. I don't work any other way unless my artist is naked. 61 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:28,780 There's no other way. 62 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,080 Okay, I hear that's true from the Leonardo da Vinci channel. 63 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:37,160 Listen, you finally get me. 64 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,960 Me and him used to be roommates. 65 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,100 You used to be roommates? 66 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,560 Yeah. He died 500 years ago. 67 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,840 Ah, he wasn't. Poor health lost time. 68 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,020 Action. 69 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:53,870 Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist? 70 00:03:54,290 --> 00:03:55,290 Okay, 71 00:03:55,970 --> 00:03:57,790 and action. 72 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,510 Are you sure you're not a bullshit artist or the real thing? 73 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:02,910 A bullshit artist? 74 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:06,590 I'm going to prove to you that I'm the king of art. 75 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:08,230 I'm world renowned. 76 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:12,370 You know what? Listen, I'm the leader of free expression. They've written books 77 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:13,329 about me. 78 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:15,190 Okay, perfect then. Give me a painting. 79 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:19,649 Listen, if you want me to prove it to you, the only way that I work is that 80 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:21,810 my... My model has to be naked. 81 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:27,850 Okay, I've heard about that from Leonardo da Vinci on the History 82 00:04:28,890 --> 00:04:31,110 Really? Finally you understand me. 83 00:04:31,950 --> 00:04:33,210 We used to be roommates. 84 00:04:34,030 --> 00:04:35,150 You used to be roommates? 85 00:04:35,550 --> 00:04:37,530 He died 500 years ago. 86 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:44,190 Listen, I know he was in poor health the last time I saw him, but, you know, I'm 87 00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:45,190 sorry that he passed away. 88 00:04:46,410 --> 00:04:47,770 Here we go, guys. 89 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:50,860 Action. 90 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:53,980 So we need to start. You need to stand up. 91 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,200 So we can prepare to draw. 92 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,320 Don't worry. 93 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,780 Don't be relaxed. 94 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:15,140 There's nothing to be nervous about. 95 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,780 Now go ahead and put it on. 96 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,100 Let me see. 97 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,600 Now I need you to be more on a different angle, a different position. 98 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,880 Like kind of here. 99 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:50,140 Put those three hips out some. 100 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,840 Throw your butt out this way some. And kind of like that. 101 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,600 Yeah, there you go. 102 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,980 Kind of like that. Like this? Yeah, just lay back. 103 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:58,960 Are you sure? 104 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,220 Yeah. 105 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,440 Now I need you to tell me about your... 106 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,580 Your fear of snakes. 107 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:11,920 Well, I just have this fear of this short, fat snake, and it's just going to 108 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:16,160 enter my body and take over, and I have nightmares about it every night, and I 109 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,180 just wake up screaming. 110 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,400 It's quite common. 111 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,220 People are afraid of snakes. 112 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,680 Doctors would call that snake -ophobia. 113 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,600 Really? Yeah. 114 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,180 It's common. 115 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:31,430 Let me draw something. 116 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:32,610 Let me get something. 117 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:36,950 Just get a little more like this. There you go. 118 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,350 Sit up a little bit. 119 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,910 There you go. There you go. 120 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:43,510 Stretch that out. 121 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:48,390 Let me draw a little bit. 122 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,680 I want to see what you're doing. 123 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,340 You want to see it? Yeah, I want to see. 124 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,840 Man, that's fucking bullshit. 125 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,660 I knew that you were a bullshit artist. I just knew it. This isn't the real 126 00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:14,320 thing. I can't believe this. 127 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:19,200 Listen, I have to do a little bit more work. I've got to take it home and add a 128 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,880 little bit of color, add a little things to it. I'm not finished. I'm just 129 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,320 beginning. Yeah, yeah. 130 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,160 I'm so sure. 131 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,310 I knew you were a bullshit artist. 132 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:36,990 I mean, seriously, what are you, two? 133 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:41,310 Come on now. Listen, listen, enough about... Let's talk about your fear of 134 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:44,270 snakes. No, we're going to talk about this. You're a total asshole. 135 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:47,350 Listen, you have a snake phobia. 136 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:49,650 Yeah, but you are not a real artist. 137 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:51,650 Listen, look. 138 00:07:51,690 --> 00:07:52,830 I think I see a snake. 139 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:55,550 Oh, my God! 140 00:07:58,430 --> 00:07:59,430 Listen. 141 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,290 Keep your head down. 142 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:09,530 We're going to get over this snake phobia. We're going to hide the snake 143 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,310 find out what fears you have and get rid of them. 144 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:18,830 Relax there. 145 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:20,850 Don't worry. I'll take care of the snake. 146 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,159 Okay, don't worry. 147 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,520 What are you going to do with the snake? Are you burying the snake? 148 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:53,020 I already said it, right? 149 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:54,340 Yeah, you buried the snake. 150 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,800 Don't worry, we're going to get rid of the snake and you're going to get over 151 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,699 your fears. 152 00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,700 It's an exercise. 153 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,600 Don't worry. 154 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,440 It's more about sex. Don't worry about it. 155 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:10,240 You've got to tell her this is an exercise to help you get over your fear 156 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,179 snakes. 157 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:15,500 You're approaching your fear and... And action. 158 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,840 Don't worry, this is an exercise for you to get over the fear of snakes. 159 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:25,040 We're going to bury the snake and get rid of it and get it out of your head. 160 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,280 You do it on your tits, and then we wipe off. 161 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,160 Give her a rest. 162 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:52,480 gonna be 400 bucks oh well he's stuck as an artist but 163 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,180 not scared of snakes anymore i actually kind of like him 164 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,010 I should be okay. 165 00:26:55,020 --> 00:26:56,020 One more time. 166 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,160 And go. 167 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,000 Okay, I don't know how I got... Wait, stop. 168 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:02,900 Quiet now, guys. And go. 169 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,220 I don't know how he got me naked and then fucked me. 170 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,240 I guess he is an artist. 171 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,520 That was a nice picture. 172 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:12,719 She's stupid. 173 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,640 Alright, ready? And go. 174 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:19,020 What was wrong with my picture? That was a nice picture. She's stupid. 175 00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,360 Once more. I'll tell you when. 176 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,880 And... 177 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:28,960 Go What was wrong with my picture? That was a very nice picture. 178 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,400 She's stupid 12763