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Wow, still going up that homework.

Yeah. What time do you have class today?

I have it at 4.

You have a little bit of time.

Yeah, I do.

I have to write this paper. I have quite a bit.

You have a lot to do?

Mm -hmm, quite a bit.

I have to write this paper, and I'm going to read some stuff.

What were you doing yesterday?

Yesterday? I was trying to do some of this, but I got distracted.

Oh.

Was it your dad?

Yeah, sometimes it's distracting.

Oh, yeah, he can be a little distracting at times, can't he?

Mm -hmm.

But it's fun, isn't it? Mm -hmm.

Any plans after class?

I don't think so. I'm just going to come home.

Okay. Maybe we can hang out.

Yeah. Anything special you want for dinner?

I'll just put something together that I have in the fridge.

What's going on?

Ivy's doing some homework.

She has class later today. Her paper's due.

Have a coffee.

It's okay.

Anything going on and exciting in the newspaper?

Not really.

What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing? I know what you're doing, but I'm not

it right now.

Yeah, but I am.

But I'm not.

Why don't you use your daughter?

She's available.

She could just keep doing her homework, right?

Yeah, but I don't want to do anything right now.

Come on. Okay, okay.

She's your daughter.

I'm wondering what's the worst news.

What are you doing, Daddy? I'm doing my homework. Don't mind me.

Mom said it's okay to do this.

Okay. Well, I just need to be doing this.

I'm pretty sure you enjoy it a whole lot more than I do.

So young.

So pretty.

So healthy.

You want to go shopping later after class?

Yeah, I would really like to.

Maybe I can come pick you up.

Okay, that sounds really fun.

I think I need new bras and stuff.

Okay.

Let me just pull this bench out.

I can say maybe you do need a bra. You're not wearing one, are you?

I'm trying to read, but I don't know what Daddy's doing.

Good thing we did last night.

You two are so cute together.

What are you doing this afternoon?

After we go shopping, do you have any plans?

Making dinner for you guys.

Other than that, watching some TV.

When was the last time you hung out with your friends?

I don't know, sweetie. Are you trying to get me out of the house so you can have

daddy all to yourself?

No. No.

Of course. Are you telling me I need to have a girl's night?

Yes. I just think you're always cooking and cleaning after us and I just want

you to enjoy yourself.

Okay. Maybe I'll give my girlfriends a call later.

Yeah.

Maybe we can hang out all together. I'd love to meet your girlfriends.

I don't think you've ever introduced me.

They would love you.

I've been talking a lot about you. Oh, okay.

They would love you.

They probably know more about you than I do.

The other way around.

Oh my goodness. I'm so glad I'm not in school.

Yeah. There's a lot. I have to do like half of the book. I have like this much

to read.

Before four tonight.

Yeah.

Along with all those questions over there. Yeah. I've been writing down and

answering them.

Have you decided what you wanted to do once you get finished with college?

I don't think so.

Oh, thank you, Dad. My hair is in the way.

What do you think I should do?

I don't know. I was just looking at the appointment section of the classifieds

here.

There's a lot of IT positions available.

Yeah.

I don't know if I'm good at sales.

No, I think you're very convincing. Really?

Especially if we go out and buy you some new big push -up bras.

Like your cleavage will just sell everything, right?

Sweetie, I'm reading this, and did you know you need a permit to just

breed dogs and cats?

Really? Pets, yeah.

That's actually pretty good.

You think they'll ever put anything like that on people?

I think you should have to take a test, personally, sometime.

You should have to take a test to have a kid, too.

I did not know that.

Any kind of animal.

Weird.

There's a house up for auction.

Okay, Daddy, I need to finish my homework.

Okay, let me help you.

I have to get to work.

Get that out of your system, sweetie.

See you tomorrow.

Or later today.

Okay.

Any requests for dinner?

Something delicious.

I can most certainly do that.

Is my mouth better?

Yeah, your mouth's warm.

Are you okay, Heidi?

No.

What happened, sweetie?

You just don't think Todd is into me anymore?

What? Your boyfriend? Your boyfriend, Todd?

He broke up with me.

Oh my goodness.

Well, he's such a loser.

Why would he break up with you?

I don't know.

What did he say? Did he say anything?

Uh -uh. I've been asking him. He just doesn't tell me. How did he break up

you? He just told me he doesn't like me anymore.

What?

How does somebody not like my little girl? Come here.

Give me a hug.

Aw, sweetie.

I'm so sorry.

This happens in school.

You know how boys change.

They like seeing something...

younger, maybe a little more sluttier.

They can move on to that.

Do you think he'll ever like me again?

Sweetie, if he doesn't like you, you just don't need to be with him.

Okay. You sure?

Like, just forget about him. I know, like, you thought you were the bestest

friend in the whole wide world and everything, but... Boys are stupid.

Nothing, sweetie.

I'm just telling her the whole thing with boys changing their

minds a whole lot in high school.

Just helping you take your mind off your boyfriend. Oh, okay. You don't need a

boyfriend anyway. You have a family. You have your brother that's coming

tomorrow.

You have your mom. You have your dad.

She can do whatever she wants. She's a big girl, aren't you? Was Daddy nice to

you in school?

No. No.

No? How many times did we break up?

Well, because you kept fucking your sister.

Wow. I wasn't sure exactly what I wanted to do just then. I was like, whoa,

that's your sister?

And look at where we are now.

Married for so long. A gorgeous daughter.

You're a good daddy.

You'll definitely get your mind off of your boyfriend.

But, why don't you just find a man that is like your dad?

That's true.

Because you do want her to have her own family, right? Eventually, yeah.

I do.

Do you want my family to be like us?

Of course.

Okay.

Do you want it?

I think so.

Yeah, I'm just afraid I'm not going to meet a boy who's okay with what we

believe in.

Aw, it happens.

You always have your brother.

That's true.

But I don't know.

He's got that girl now.

Maybe you'll just have to convince him otherwise when he comes home. That's

true. I actually kind of do like that.

How can you? Yeah. It does make me feel a lot better.

Is it better than Todd's? Yeah.

Yeah?

Well, then just let it happen.

Okay.

You two look so good together, too.

You and your father, at least.

Yeah.

Now that the two of you are broken up, at least for a little while, I'm going

say I didn't really like him that much.

Really? Mm -hmm.

I'm sorry. I wanted you to form your own opinion with him, but I just didn't

really think you two were... Did you think he was hot, though?

He was cute, yes.

In, like, a boy kind of way.

I'm sure he was super hot and sexy to you. He was.

He was.

But... Did you think Daddy was hot at first?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I kind of really felt head over heels for him. And then, of course,

he broke my heart.

Just a couple times.

And then I found my sister.

And that's when I broke up with him.

She made you feel better when Daddy makes you feel better.

Yeah, I saw you doing stuff with your sister. That was crazy.

The same thoughts I have right now. Yeah, Aunt Melanie.

I loved her. She's so sweet.

Yes. I didn't know.

I had no idea.

She was blessed just like you were.

Aw.

I'm sorry, too. You're so hot.

so much better.

Good.

That's it.

So she didn't forget about Todd.

I'm so glad daddy can make me feel better.

Good. I'm glad he can make you feel better.

cup isn't so bad no not when you have an amazing

How's Ivy taste?

So good.

You're such a pro at that, Mommy.

Yeah.

I forgot you interrupted us when you came in

here. Oh, I didn't know.

You're fine.

I'm sorry.

You're fine. You deserve it so much better than I do.

I'm so glad you can make me feel good.

I

have

the best parents ever.

You don't need hot at all, Theo.

Oh, I know.

Daddy's calling.

Thank you, mommy.

You're welcome. It's so much better.

Yeah?

You guys are the best at making me feel better.

Oh, good.

You look so pretty when you're enjoying yourself.

So gorgeous.

on the other side.

That's how they get it out.

Thank you, Daddy.

You feel better now?

I do.

Made you forget about Todd, right?

I thought you were coming.

But, I mean, you can't just set that aside for, like, tomorrow so we can just

hang out tonight.

I mean, I'm really horny, and I thought we were going to fuck tonight, so I was,

like, looking forward to it. I even got a special outfit and everything.

Well, okay.

Well, whatever.

You go see your family or whatever you have to do.

When are you going to be coming back?

Oh.

Okay. Well, whatever.

I was really looking forward to it.

So thanks for ruining it.

But I guess I'll see you in a week. Okay.

Bye.

What can I do?

Oh!

Alex is here.

I'm sure he can fuck me.

He always fucks me really good, so like...

That makes sense. You could fuck me this time.

Okay, I'm so excited.

I guess I'll go see him.

Hey, Ma. Hey, sweetie.

How's it going?

Very good.

Glad you're home.

Yeah, me too.

So, how was school?

Oh, that's school.

It was school.

It's boring.

Oh, so talkative.

Good night.

I know you, yes.

Oh, what's up?

I don't know. I just want to say hi.

Okay. Hi, sweetie.

How are you feeling?

Good.

That's good.

What do you want to talk to me about?

Come on.

How are your boobs doing?

My boobs?

They're getting better. Thank you.

That's good.

This one still needs to heal a little bit more.

Had to make the pocket bigger.

So they bounce around, you know, like your daughters. I'm so, or my daughters,

I'm so envious of her big natural tits. She got it from dad's side of the

family.

Don't tell her though.

She's having some issues though.

I'll let her tell you. Hey!

Oh, hey.

How are you?

Thank you.

I was actually wondering if you will take me.

What, right now?

Yeah.

Why don't you just go ahead and do it?

Alright. You guys aren't doing anything better.

Not yet.

But I think you just jumped.

Okay.

Let's see.

Why don't you just lay on your stomach?

Yeah, yeah. I'm getting more comfortable.

More because I like playing with your butt.

We were actually talking, sweetie, how I'm envious about your boobs.

How you got it from your dad's side of the family.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Look at that.

You're like doing a scissor lock with your legs. Your ass is so cute.

Where did you get those shorts?

I borrowed them from you.

Those are mine?

Mm -hmm.

You digging through my drawers again?

Mm -hmm.

I guess that's what we get for being around the same size.

Are you interested about my boobs or are you having fun over there with your

sister? I know my boob top was kind of boring.

I don't think it's boring mom.

No? Because you like touching them.

Once you guys are done maybe you can massage mommy's boobies.

Are you ready now?

Yeah.

Look at you.

Why don't you help him?

I guess I'll just take these other shorts.

You need to help me?

There's not much zipper there.

God, I don't know when the last time I wore these.

Oh,

thanks, sweetie, for giving me back my shorts.

And this is gold.

Are you feeling better?

Yeah, I am, actually.

Is it because your brother's home? Yeah. Yeah.

Taj is so disappointing.

Aw. But you have another conversation with him?

Mm -hmm.

Do I need to unfriend him on Facebook?

Yeah. Okay.

I can do that. He's not worth it.

Look at you. See? I told you you'd come around.

His brother's so much better, isn't he? Mm -hmm.

Between your brother and your dad?

I think you'll have no problem.

Yeah.

Unfriend.

Did it.

He's gone.

I don't know what you guys are doing.

My son hasn't been home for more than like a few hours.

We're having sex on our dinner table.

I'm going to help my sister, right?

It's hot, though.

My sister says that she wishes she was here.

Yeah.

Maybe you get to finally meet her over the holidays.

Yeah, that'd be so fun.

Because you might have a business trip coming up. Oh, yay.

She's jealous.

Oh, she should be.

Her kids aren't home yet. Do you have the Word document finished yet? Oh no, I

was on Facebook.

I'm going to be paused because I think they're finally officially broken up.

I was talking to my sister on Facebook.

I was telling them that my son's been home for like a couple of hours and

they're not fucking on the table.

Maybe Melanie should come over for dinner.

Well, she has a business trip coming up, so she'll be coming now.

I bet she will.

She's coming a lot.

What are you doing?

Doing some stuff in the office.

You heard the rocket going on?

Do you want me to finish this word document?

I need it. I need to email it to the client before the end of the day.

It's hard to focus with the two of them doing this right here in front of me.

They seem to be focusing okay.

Oh, my kids.

They're so proud.

Okay.

We'll talk to you later.

Lucky you guys.

Awesome school.

I have like the best brother ever.

Thank mommy for having him.

Thank you mommy.

You guys have jobs.

You guys won't be able to do this.

Turn around.

I want to see your boobies flatten.

You can stand.

You don't have to be that high. I think you're going to be way too high for your

brother.

Alright, focus.

Word documents for your dad.

These guys are teasing me.

You're crazy, man.

I'm crazy?

You're crazy.

I'll be young again.

Okay, email your father.

Email your father.

Email your father. Stop doing.

Since you made a pretty little mess on her belly there.

Thank you.

That was hot.

Yeah.

So what do you guys want for dinner?

I want some broccoli.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

I'm watching Deadpool.

Shh.

Okay.

I don't know why you like this movie so much. Just be quiet.

It's a man movie.

Come on, just be

quiet. I'm trying to watch the movie. When are you talking?

Come on keep it down.

Come on guys, keep it down.

Okay, I guess we're going to do this now.

I bet you've never done two at once.

Thank you.

Yeah, step on your knees.

Oh, look, it's mom.

Okay, I keep watching.

Ah, Deadpool.

Oh.

I love this movie.

You kind of don't look like you're watching it.

I need to stack this.

Just to watch it.

You guys are gonna be like watching this later, right?

You guys gonna finish watching this later?

Like rewind it or something?

Yeah, we'll probably rewind it. Okay. Well, I got some more work to do.

You want to watch the movie?

I watch you guys, but I want to watch the movie, and all I'm going to do is

watch you guys.

There you go, sweetie.

She's insatiable, isn't she? Mm -hmm.

Ah.

I'll turn around your brother.

Oh.

Let me see those pretty eyes.

How

do

you want your sister?

No power driver.

So back to the movie.

Can we actually rewind it? Yeah.

Yeah, we have DVR for that.

Okay.

I'm going to go clean up really quick.