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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does the love chip in my memory?

The changing of sunlight to moonlight.

The blessings of my life.

Oh, how they fill my eyes.

Hey, Collingwood.

This is a terrible day.

Ah, well, you know, you were a good age.

Well, not just that. This?

This shouldn't be happening, should it?

Everyone's saying the same, Mr Johnson.

Father made his will.

That's what we'll have to speak by.

Yeah, but for it all to be sold off when you've worked so hard, especially when

half of it's got to go to that good -for -nothing brother of his that never

lifted a finger.

Poor fella, eh?

Come on, let's have a look round the auction.

And keep your eyes peeled for bargain. And don't wave your hands about.

otherwise you'll end up with a tin bath and a mangle.

Do you mind parking down there, please, sir?

Sir?

Boy!

Boy!

Excuse me, sir.

Do you mind going where I said, at the end of this road, down there?

Sorry, mate. Bit of a rush.

Yes, but you're blocking the way.

Look, Sam. I was born and bred on this farm.

A park where I lie.

If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

Hey, look.

That chap plonked his car in the path there and he won't move it.

Well, that's Andy Judd.

Colin's long -lost brother from Australia.

You'll not get any sense out of him.

I like to see you.

You made it then?

Yeah.

Oh, I don't know. It's not really my sort of thing.

Oh, come on. The kids will love it.

Yeah, thank you.

I'll see you later for the picnic, eh? Oh, and get a catalogue. If there's any

furniture you like, we'll get it for the house.

Huh?

What?

Nothing.

See you in a bit.

Were you filling the household items, mate?

Depends what it is, sir.

Could be anywhere.

All right.

Oi!

You finally made it, then.

Yeah.

Sorry I missed the funeral.

I couldn't get a ticket.

At least I made it for today, though, eh?

I could hardly miss this, could I?

200 years of family history under the hammer.

I'm surprised you dare show your face.

Yeah, look, Col, I know the will was a bit of a shock and all.

Aye, it were.

It wasn't my fault, was it? Dad's the one who wrote it.

He promised farm to me. He promised it.

I'm looking at everything I've ever worked for here.

More for you for trusting the old rogue.

You should have got out like I did. Oh, aye, and broken mother's heart all over

again.

Look, Andy, you've done well for yourself.

Why don't you just do the decent thing? Oh, yeah, and what's that?

Let me have it.

You're out of your mind.

What, you mean me give you my half?

Aye.

Listen, Cole, I wanted to take back some keepsakes, you know, like old photos

and stuff like that.

Hey, do you remember that old meat dish of Mum's?

You know, the one she used to bring out at Christmas every year. Do you

remember? I've no idea. We just stuck all the junk in boxes.

Rightio.

Please, Andy, just think about what I said, will you?

I mean, at least, you know, at least let me keep enough to buy a cottage.

Just looks like junk to me.

Excuse me, sir, would you mind?

No -one's allowed to interfere with the lots once the auction's started.

No, no, no, it's all right. It's family stuff. I'm the seller.

You're Mr Colin Judd?

No, I'm his brother Andy.

Then I'm afraid you're not the seller.

Rightio.

What time do you think the sale's going to start in here, anyway?

Ten or fifteen minutes. Now, I really must ask you to leave the lot alone.

Hello, Andy.

Ah, Bernie. Not good.

No Gina this morning, then? Oh, no, she's gone to the auction.

She's with Jack, of course.

She always is these days.

Yeah, I'm beginning to wonder what his motives are.

Mr and Mrs Taylor, we've booked for three nights.

Oh, uh, will you hang on a minute?

Right, let's, uh, see.

I can barely hope there's been no mistake.

Oh, no, here we are, Mr and Mrs Taylor, of course. Here, if you'd like to go

through to the snug, I'll be with you in a minute.

Did Gina tell me about this? No, of course she didn't. All she cares about

days is this art business.

And Jack.

Oh, aye, and Jack.

Listen,

Debs, it's really good to see you again and everything, but I've got to get

inside some.

Andy, the feeling is not mutual.

Good. Great. Well, if you could just move and I'll... Not till I get an

A what? Your word.

Debbie, that was 16 years ago. And a promise.

For God's sake, just move. You messed up my life. I messed up your life.

What about what you did to mine, huh?

I had to go to Australia because... You're a lovely new man and I don't want

coming back spying things.

He's a policeman and I don't want him to find out about... Just look. Just get

off me. Just promise me.

What's going on? Look, stop. Just let me go. I've got to get to the sale now.

Calm down. Calm down.

So we move on to lot 300, a box of bric -a -brac. Who's going to give me a pound

to start off, please? Give me a pound.

Make it ten shillings, then.

Come on, somebody must want this.

Five shillings, then. Give me five.

Don't keep me waiting, ladies and gents. We haven't got all day. Give me five

shillings. Give me three, then. Three shillings. Only one for three. Thank

sir. Three shillings there. Do we have four?

Are we going to make it four shillings? We're not going to make it four. Is it

three, then?

Three shillings, is it three for the last time?

Three shillings to the gentleman there at the back. Thank you, sir.

Your bidding number, please.

What? Well, a name will do.

Give him your name.

It's David Stockwell.

And now we move on to lot 301. What?

That daper.

You've just bought that old box of rubbish.

He bidding, Constable.

So, ten shillings, was it? Do we have ten? We have ten. Let him go, Rob.

Please. You sure?

Yeah. It was just a silly argument.

Why don't you have to interfere for your phone?

Look, Debbie... Leave me alone, please.

It was nothing, really.

Classic Singer sewing machine. One careful lady owner. A pound. Thank you,

madam. We're off.

One pound five.

One pound five, sir. Thank you very much. Present to the wife. One pound

I have one pound ten? What lot is it?

Do I have one pound ten?

£1 .10. Which lot is this? £1 .50. £3 .07. Give me two. Thank you, madam. £2

.05. £2 .05.

I haven't got enough money for a flipping ice cream now.

Here you are, David.

Oh, no, no, I couldn't.

David, I'm offering to buy the box off you.

Go on, there was a vase in it. She quite liked it.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Yes.

Oh, there comes Aunt Peggy.

That's great.

Thanks.

Hey, you won't tell her, will you? She's on every other end of it. No, we won't.

What's the big joke?

Oh, nothing, Peg.

Why have we got to go now?

Because we just have. Now get in.

Bells, bells. Well, what's got into you?

Nothing. And mind your language.

Debbie! There you are.

I just wanted to make sure you were all right.

I'm fine, really.

Don't say anything to Phil about what happened, will you? It really wasn't

important, and you know I'll be worried.

Please?

If that's what you want.

Thank you.

Look, all I'm asking for is the name of the person that bought it. I'm afraid

it's not our policy to give out that sort of detail, sir.

Now, if you wouldn't mind just moving out of the way.

Right. That's how you're going to be about it. I'll fetch the police.

You do that.

I'm going to go and see Debbie. She was acting very strangely.

Are you going now?

Yeah. Oh, and don't say anything to Phil about it all. She was adamant about

that. All right.

See you later.

Yes,

Mr Judd. What now?

I need your help in the auctioneer's tent.

I'm pretty busy at the moment. Can you tell me what it's about?

Some things have been sold at the sale that shouldn't have been sold.

OK? Family things.

Now, I was going to try and... I was going to try and buy them back, but

of that business by the T -van, I missed the sale.

Now, I've tried asking for a name of the person who bought it, but... The

auctioneer won't give me their names, point blank.

What I need, Constable, is one of your lot to come down there with me and talk

some sense into me. Look, if you have a problem with the sale, then you need a

solicitor, not me.

So you're not going to help me?

It's not a police matter.

What is wrong with this country, eh?

I mean, you lot used to bend over backwards to oblige. Now look at you.

Well, he hasn't changed, has he?

Well, hello, Jane.

Is Mum in?

She's gone to the shops.

Oh.

Right.

Well, perhaps I could wait for her.

Well, I don't know how long she's going to be.

Right.

Well, tell her I called, will you?

Sorry, Oscar.

Just so much to see, wasn't it, Jack?

Yeah, there was some interesting stuff.

Mainly Victorian.

All right.

Including this.

This? Yeah.

It's rubbish.

I know.

Trust me, eh?

I quite like the look of it.

What about this?

This is really something.

Good heavens.

Look at the work on it.

It's all neat patterning round the edge.

Well, it's hideous.

I don't think so. I think it's... It's absolutely hideous.

I'm sorry, I think it's rather handsome.

It's the sort of thing you'd find in a boarding house in Redcar. OK, Oscar,

you've made your point.

I'll take it back out to the car, out of harm's way.

Seeing as it arouses such passion.

Just because they're a bit laid back, there's no need to take it out on poor

Jack. I'm merely expressing an opinion.

Ah, David's going to be that pleased to see you, Prince.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Listen,

Colin, I need you to do a favour for me, OK? I need you to find out who bought

lot number 300.

For some reason, the auctioneer won't tell me. I don't know why, but... Are

listening? Aye.

It's just that lot 300's got all Mum's letters in it.

Mum's letters? Yeah, and I want them.

You left home without so much as a word. You never even said goodbye.

I had to. Taking her jewellery with you.

I needed the money.

You're not fit to mention her name, Andy.

That's a no, then.

Come on. Come on.

I've got an offer for you that you cannot turn down.

Oh, really? It's a business deal.

I don't think so. No, no, listen.

Sightseeing tours.

You advertise to your guests, I take them in this, and we both... Definitely

not. Pony and trap for hire.

See the local sights, travel the countryside the old -fashioned way.

Hi, gang.

Where's Mum?

Upstairs.

Why did you

leave?

Why didn't... Debbie?

Sorry, Phil.

In a bit.

What's happened? What's the matter?

Come and look at this.

What? It's only silver.

But the hallmark, I can't find anywhere in the book.

It's you I came to see, Mrs Bellamy.

Oh, yes?

Were you driving your husband's car yesterday?

You mean the police car?

No, Mrs Bellamy, I mean that one there.

I might have been.

In which case, I need to take some details from you.

Can I help you, sir? Who's your senior man around here, mate?

Sergeant Miller, but he's not in. OK, I'll wait.

Mr. Judge.

It's about that box of stuff you wanted to buy. I told you yesterday, it's not a

police matter.

Even if I lodge an official complaint?

When a lot's sold, it's sold.

And there's nothing we can say to alter that. I'm sorry.

Right.

Look, I've been asking around, OK?

And apparently the person that bought it bought it by mistake.

So I could relieve them of that.

Do them a good turn. Oh, that lot.

The one that David bought.

David Stockwell.

I was standing there next to him, you see, and he sort of did that. Thanks,

Now look what you've done.

What?

Bellamy, my office. Now.

Oh, dear.

What? We had a complaint earlier about a drunken driver.

A woman driving a car with Phil's registration number.

It was a one -off, Sarge, I promise.

All right, Bellamy, calm down.

Well, she hardly drinks at all, usually, but she put a bottle of wine in for the

picnic, and not that I was going to drink any, of course. I should think

duty. Yes, which is probably why she had to go to it in the first place, you

know. I just drank too much and... I'll make sure she doesn't do it again.

All right.

All right. There's nothing I can do about it anyway.

Sorry? I went to interview her this morning, but I couldn't bring her in for

tests because she'd had another drink.

What's the day?

Heir of the Dog, she said.

Oh, no.

A silly girl.

Not so silly, Bellamy, because it means we can't proceed.

But regardless of whether it was a one -off or not, I simply cannot have the

wife of one of my officers driving around under the influence.

Understood?

Yes, Sarge.

It won't happen again.

I promise.

Make sure it doesn't.

Hey, that's lovely, David.

Mr and Mrs Taylor will be impressed.

Yeah, put that in your pocket for later.

Sugar lumps?

Oh, just in case, you know.

David Stockwell?

Yeah?

That's all yours, mate.

For the box of bric -a -brac.

What?

The lot that you bought at the sale by mistake.

You bought a lot by mistake?

Um... After what I told you?

How did you manage that?

I don't know.

Well, what did you buy?

Oh, plates and stuff.

We've come for our guided tour. Oh, yes, of course, Mr and Mrs Taylor.

David is ready for you.

Oh, plates and stuff.

Oh, dear. Come on, big fella.

The box.

I sold it to Gina.

Gina who?

Gina. Yes, mate, Gina.

She's not in, I'm afraid.

Never is these days.

Well, maybe you can help me. She bought a box of gear after yesterday's sale off

a guy called David.

Oh, that box of rubbish.

Why people want to collect junk like that beats me.

No, she took it up to Jack Holland's place, I think. Jack Holland's? Yeah,

place for it.

£4 ,000.

Miss Georgian, apparently, and unique.

What, £4 ,000?

That's what the man said.

£4 ,000!

Are

you

all right in there for the time being?

Mind you, it might be best to keep it in the bank.

Yeah.

And you'll have to insure it, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I will.

£4 ,000 is a heck of a lot of money. You could get a house for that.

Yeah?

Oh, my God, I could, couldn't I, Jack?

Yeah.

Or, if I sold this place and we pooled our resources, we could get somewhere

really fantastic with a studio.

And we'd be free to live anywhere we liked.

Just get me back to the pub, will you, Jack?

I've never had money before.

I just need to let it sink in.

Or can we stop off at Rob's on the way? Why?

I need to check something.

Oh, sorry to call you out.

No, I'm glad you did.

You still seem a bit shaken up.

Do you want to talk to me about it?

We're there anyway, I suppose.

Oh, Helen, I've been such a fool.

Tell me.

I've been reported for drink driving.

Yesterday, after the sale.

I'm so ashamed.

You'd had an arty experience.

Obviously, seeing Mr. Judd... I don't want to talk about this.

All right.

Does Phil know?

Well, he must do, mustn't he?

Sergeant Miller's been round.

Well, I didn't have much, Helen, honestly.

It was on an empty stomach. It must have gone straight to me head.

£4 ,000.

A rung full of it.

And it could go for a lot more.

Well, where is it now?

At my place.

And you bought this at the sale?

No, David bought it at the sale. I bought it off him.

Well, no wonder Andy Judd's in such a flap about it. I mean, that's about the

four -year salary for me.

What I couldn't do with that? I could go on holiday, get a new bike.

Oh, shut up, Rob. You're as bad as him.

Look, what I need to know is, is it really mine, legally?

Well, yeah, it has to be.

If you bought it off David and he bought it at the auction... And the fact that

no -one knew how valuable it was makes... Apart from Andy Judd. Yeah, OK,

from him.

But it makes no difference.

No, I don't see why it would.

and he paid David three shillings for it.

Can't you get me to hurry up? We'll be hours at this rate.

But apart from the fact I still can't see where we are.

Just show us where we are on the map.

Oh. This road does lead to the water wall, I take it.

Oh, don't tell me you're lost.

No. He is. He's lost.

I'm not.

I'm just not.

Entirely sure that this is the right roll, that's all.

I thought you said this was a short path.

No, it's not.

Well, I think we'd better go straight back to Avonfield, don't you?

Hey, it's over there.

That's the way to make it.

We'll go and get that house for help.

Yeah, get them to call a taxi. Stop.

Do something, Derek, for goodness sake.

£4 ,000.

I know.

That old thing.

Mad, isn't it?

Well, not really. You see, it's the work of a Georgian silversmith called Josiah

Nathan. What are you going to do with it?

I don't know.

I'm still in shock.

I know what I'd do with it. Start my own business.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, alongside the garage.

Agricultural machinery repaired and sales.

Oh, it'd be great.

I go round the world.

Around the world? You?

Why not me?

Bernie, you can't bear to be away. You'll be back within a week.

No, I wouldn't.

I always rather fancied China.

What? Yes, well, anyway, this is all idle speculation.

Gina's the one who's got it.

Got what?

£4 ,000.

The plate, me box of bric -a -brac. That's what it's worth.

I knew it was a fine piece as soon as I saw it. But I didn't realise it was that

rare.

It's Georgie and it's... And according to Rob, Andy Judd's been frantically

trying to get hold of it. So he obviously knew and he's been trying to

his brother out of... Oh, dear.

What?

I think I just told him where it is.

What? I told him it was up at your place.

Well, that's Andy Judd's car.

Now, Junior, if we follow him, you go and check the house.

If the plate can't call the police.

Right, now perhaps we can turn him round.

How about pushing from behind?

Which way did he go? I won't tell you, fool. What in front?

He went down there.

Andy. Andy.

I'm talking to you, Andy.

Open the door.

Oh, dear.

The plate was in there.

Bang goes me windfall, eh?

What's going on, Andy?

No, nothing.

Just thought I'd pop back to the old place one last time, you know.

What are you doing?

Same thing.

Right.

Right, well, I'll leave you to it then, right?

Is that the thing you're asking about, is it?

What? That. Mother's old meat plate.

Oh, that, yeah.

Yeah, I found it in the end.

Why do you want it?

I told you, as a keepsake.

I don't believe you.

Did it work for me? Is that it?

Duh. You did, didn't you?

No. You're lying, Andy.

Rosemary, what are you doing?

Going home on foot has caused something I should have done ages ago.

Come back, it's miles.

I don't care.

You don't think of something...

Come on, Jack,

it's pointless.

We heard his car leave five minutes ago.

He can't leave us here like this. What's he playing at?

I wonder if there's another way out of here.

There isn't. Anyone can see that.

Well, there's nothing for it. We'll just have to sit and wait.

Wait? For what?

For him to come back?

Well, somebody I know has been missing. They'll come looking for us and they'll

find my car outside.

How? How will they ever find your car? I don't suppose anybody will come up here

now they've sold it.

When do the new people move in?

Hmm. Next month.

Next month?

Who'll be dead by then?

Get out of here!

We may not know where we are, but it certainly is quite loose.

I think I've killed him, Mr Walker.

I didn't mean to. I swear I didn't.

So, Jack, why don't you tell me about Gina and this art business?

I can't make polite conversation.

Not at a time like this.

Oh.

Well, I would just sit in silence, then.

OK.

Gina and this art business.

What is there to say?

She joined my art class and loved it.

Was she good?

She's very keen.

Does she have talent?

I think so, yes.

But you're not sure.

So why are you encouraging her?

Meaning? Oh, come on, Jack. She's a lovely girl. You're a single man.

She's also half your age.

Here we go.

Do you know what I think?

I think you're encouraging her in this ridiculous painting, Lark, simply to get

her on your arm.

Isn't that right?

No, it isn't.

Look, I happen to think that Gina could do a lot more with her life.

She's too good to be standing behind a bar forever.

Maybe this £4 ,000 will help her to get out of Aidensfield. Who knows?

As for myself, she's been like a breath of fresh air in my life.

So, yes, I want her on my arm, as you put it, because I really care for her.

Mr. Blaketon? Yeah, very observant, David.

The man from our B &B.

Oh, what on earth's that lad playing at?

Should have had him back here by one.

I did warn you.

All right, Bernie, all right.

If a pony ever only goes where it wants to, David won't be able to do a thing

with it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

It'll be gone for days.

Weeks, even.

Where's me pony and trap?

Right.

Got all that?

I want the man prosecuted.

Yeah, well, I'll pass it on to Sergeant Miller. He locked us up. He imprisoned

us. Yes, as I say, Jack, I'll tell Sergeant Miller in the morning.

Got a wife and kids to get back to.

Night, all.

Night.

£4 ,000, though.

What me and Debbie couldn't do with that.

Looky old girl, Gina.

See you now.

Except I haven't got it any more, have I?

Oh, you'll get it back soon enough, Gina.

Apparently Colin handed it over to Rob without a qualm. Yeah, but... What? I

don't understand.

Wasn't it his first anyway?

No, it belonged to the family.

That's why it had to go to the auction.

You bought it and sold it on to Gina?

Yeah, and I've been thinking I should really share it with you, David,

I? Oh, no, I don't want it.

I mean, like, it came from the farm.

Well, Mr Judd didn't know what it was worth anyway.

Anyway, it's not mine.

Mrs Armstrong, just the woman we want to see. All right, all right.

I know today has been a bit unfortunate.

Unfortunate? It was a shambles. Yeah, well, that's the countryside for you,

isn't it? I mean, things can go wrong.

And you never know with animals, because they're unpredictable.

But, I mean, that's all part of the fun.

So I'm sorry, but I can't give you your money back.

We don't want it back.

We want to thank you. It was the best day of our holiday.

Back gallop to the farm, the scenery.

Well, finding those people in the shed, well, that was just... Extraordinary is

the word you're looking for, dear.

It was.

Well, of course. I mean, that's all true.

I do like to give my customers a special experience.

We got it.

We'll be able to dine out on this all winter.

I could have

you in court for this.

I'm sorry.

You could have killed me.

All right, Mr Judd, that's enough.

Colin just wanted to apologise.

Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea. If you wouldn't mind waiting outside while

I take a statement. Statement?

What about?

Well, for a start, your brother's attack on you.

No, I'm not pressing charges.

You're not?

No. It was a serious assault.

Yeah, I dare say it was, but I'd rather let it drop if that's the same.

I can't get involved in a court case now or I'll never get out of here.

Quite frankly, that's all I want to do.

Get the heck out of this place and back home to Australia.

So cheers, Cole.

I'm letting you off the hook.

Well, you might not be going home for quite a while anyway, if Jack Collins

decides to prosecute.

Go on.

Well, you could be looking at a number of charges.

Burglary, theft of a valuable silver plate, imprisonment.

Doesn't look too good, I'm afraid.

So where did you put the family heirloom?

Your what?

If you mean the plate, I've got it.

Heirloom?

So it were worth something.

Yeah. Boy, was that extra cash going to come in handy.

How much?

A lot.

£4 ,000?

£4 ,000?

You were going to steal £4 ,000 from under my nose?

I didn't know how much exactly.

I managed to dig a picture out of a book on Georgian silver.

Figured it might be worth a fair bit.

How long have you known about this?

It came back to me when Dad died.

It was something Grandma said once.

Didn't think much of it at the time.

So you were planning to do me out of it and slink off to Australia?

OK, OK, keep your hat on.

Half of it's mine by rights, too. Well, you're not having it. Not after all

this. All right, all right. Look, it didn't actually belong to either of you.

was sold at the sale.

And don't blame me for trying to nick it either.

That's the way it's always been between you and me, isn't it?

I've always had to fight my corner or I got nothing.

You what?

Yeah.

He had it all.

The big, strong one.

The one who could do everything around the farm.

Dad's little helper.

Dad's favourite.

Never. Yeah.

And I was the odd one out.

The black sheep.

I had to take what I could, when I could.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like you just took Mum's jewellery.

Wait.

That wasn't for me.

It was for a girl.

I got her into trouble.

Don't look at me like that.

You had to pay a lot of money in those days to get a thing like that sorted.

Sorted?

Is that what you call it?

I'll wait outside if you don't mind.

You better not upset me like that again.

I might press charges after all.

Actually, no. If you won't mind leaving them, he might be needing them.

She's all right, though.

The girl, I mean.

Yeah, I made sure of that.

Done good for herself.

Apparently she's married a copper.

Hey, it wasn't you, was it?

You're just so embarrassed, Phil.

Don't be silly. It's not that bad.

Oh, but letting you down like that, and Miller coming round and everything.

Come on, we all do embarrassing things.

It'll never happen again, I promise.

For a start, I never want another hangover like that.

It's just awful.

Well, that's because you're not used to drinking.

I know.

And I won't make that mistake again.

Me and alcohol, we're finished.

Good.

Listen, um...

What was it that upset you in the first place?

What?

Well, you said you drank because you had a shock.

That.

Nothing.

Just a phase from the past, that's all.

The important thing is you and me. What's one silly thing that happened

ago?

Yeah?

Yeah.

You've heard about the drink driving, I suppose?

Oh, yeah.

It was that chap turning up, Andy Judd.

She wouldn't say why, though.

Just as well, I think.

Anyway, he's done a runner.

Andy? Yeah, from his hospital bed.

Are you going after him, then?

Yeah. Rob?

Let's just say I didn't report it all that quickly.

Oh? Well, if he's forced to stay in this country, it'll be bad news all round.

He'll take Colin to court for that attack, and he'll make trouble for

So you're giving him a head start?

I like to call it flexible policing.

Come on.

Let's get that thing back to Gina.

You just wouldn't think it was worth that much, would you?

I know. I mean, after his mum died, Colin kept it in his workshop.

Well, what would you do with it if it was yours, Mr Blaketon?

I've no idea.

Sell it, of course.

Think of all that lovely money.

Money doesn't make the world go round, Rosie.

Yeah, but it'd certainly help.

You want Prince back?

Well, you're an old pal there. I'll miss him.

You have him, then.

Free and gratis.

Oh, Peg, that's really generous.

Yes, well, I can be generous, David, sometimes, believe it or not.

Especially when it's something that's no earthly use.

Sorry to interrupt.

It's all yours.

Gina? I can't keep it, Jack.

David was right. I got it under false pretenses.

But you could have bought it. Look, I don't want to hear any more about what I

could or couldn't have bought.

Take it, Colin.

Go on.

This is crazy.

You can't give away £4 ,000.

I'm not giving it away.

It's not mine. It belongs to its family.

Well, at the very least, you could consult David. He was the one who bought

after all. What?

He bought it in the sale and sold it for three shillings.

You bought a load of old rubbish worth £4 ,000 and

you sold it for three shillings?

Yeah.

Oscar, I think I'm going to need a very large branch.

Health service is what we pay our early taxes for. That's why you're here, isn't

it? To give us service.

I reckon that other fish, I think it was just a fluke. No, it was a salmon.

What the hell are you doing here?