Original subtitles

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

I want you to know that I love you. Oh, you don't? What do you think this is,

granddad? I'm so happy when you're around me, but I'm upset. What do you

Sing the song now.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

Ashfordly Police.

Oh, hello, Oscar.

What can I do for you?

It's the third time this week those ruddy hooligans have been through this

village. You mean the mob?

I know what I call them, and they need sorting out. Oh, come on, Oscar.

They're just kids having a bit of fun.

Fun? There are many.

And you can tell Merton from me, Alf, that it's about time he took his finger

out and cracked down on them. Well, you can tell him yourself.

Besides, he'll have to wait.

How's our distinguished criminal mastermind?

Ventress tells me you've been reporting in every morning on the door.

All right, don't rub it in, Merton, and don't change the subject.

I want to know what you intend to do about these scooter lads.

It's a public order problem, Oscar. You know yourself how difficult that can be.

I've been talking to the station sergeant at Whitby, which is where most

seem to come from. Well, that's the trouble. All you ever do down there is

Bradley on the radio. Get him after those lads.

Right, Judge.

Would you like a chocolate cookie?

Just go home with it, Ventress.

think you are?

Do you want to dance?

Let go.

Let me go.

Help me out. Yeah, come on, Granny. Drink your stuff.

You all right, Ma?

Just get out of here. I'm sorry. We were only having a bit of a laugh. Just go.

What have those stupid hooligans done to you?

I'm all right.

I just... Are you hurt at all?

It's just a scratch.

You all right, Mrs. Grace?

Yes, yes.

They're at it again, Constable Bradley. They've just ridden off.

Oh, the heartless louts. I hope Mike Bradley gives them what for.

No.

the upper moorland road, Phil.

Yes, Alf.

Well, some of them should be coming your way.

Don't worry. I'm ready for them.

Honestly, Joyce, you in this wheelchair, you spend more time trying to leap out

of it than riding about in it.

It's very kind of you to keep coming round here and rescuing me. I still

we should take you to the hospital and get you checked out.

Harold, I thought that would be the point.

I've got MS, which they can do nothing about, and a cut hand, which Jenny is

dealing with quite adequately.

Well, I'll, um... I'll, uh... Put the kettle on?

Put the kettle on.

Well, where are they, then?

Well, they certainly haven't come this way. All I've seen is ruddy sheep. I've

just chased about five of them.

Hold on.

I think we've just been had.

Again.

Come on, boy.

He's a very fierce goblin.

Very fierce.

nosebleed, Oscar.

Well, at least I'm not letting a bunch of lads on scooters run rings round me.

Oh, come on, Oscar.

There's a gang of them. We can't be everywhere. You can't be anywhere from

I hear.

You certainly weren't much help to Joyce Greaves.

Hi, David.

What's up with you?

Oh, just a bit.

Oh, I don't like being in the house by myself much when Mr Vernon's away.

If I was you, I'd make the most of it. Have a party.

You've got to have a strategy for this sort of thing.

I've told Merton.

I bet that made you popular.

Look, Oscar, there's a dozen of them. They come over from Whitby as and when

they like. You can't just arrest them for riding around, can you? All right.

See you then, David.

What's up with him?

Well, it must be something you said.

I don't know. She copes with it, you know.

I don't think I could. If I was stuck in a wheelchair, I'd just want to give up.

Oh, I don't know. I wonder if it's in the view.

You don't give up too easily.

Fluttering will get you everywhere.

But she certainly seems determined not to let us prosecute those kids for

assault.

Oi!

Come on.

You can't dosh down there.

I was rather hoping you might take pity on me.

Steve!

I like surprises.

This is my brother, Steve.

Steve, this is... Dennis.

All right, Dennis.

Oh, what if he's not well enough to go to Bridlington?

Oh, if somebody thought they were going to die, you may as well wait for the

funeral.

Steve? Oh, kid, Ben.

Name's Dennis, actually.

Looks like you needed that.

Ten hours on the road, I am knackered.

You come by train?

I'm feeding. I don't have that kind of bread.

It's so great to see you.

Yeah, well, I thought it was about time I came and checked you out.

So, what are you studying?

Math.

Well, that must be exciting.

I was never much good at maths myself.

Yeah, that's a knack.

Either you've got it or you haven't.

Is Steve on his scholarship to Oxford?

Clearly he's got it.

Look, I'm going to be off.

I've got an early start.

I'm sure you two have got a lot of catching up to do.

Well, if you must.

Don't mind me.

Nice to meet you.

What? I'm sorry

bark or growl or something.

He's, uh... He's very fierce.

I've always wanted a dog, but my mum won't let me.

What's his name?

It's Alfred.

Oh, good boy.

I'm, um... I'm Kelly.

I could murder a cup of tea.

Are you sure it's morning?

I was going to give Mum a ring.

Want a word?

Jen, I need to talk to you about something.

What?

I've left college.

Left?

Why? I dropped out.

Studying, exams, more studying, more exams.

It's become such a drag, so I've decided to jack it in.

Have you told Mum and Dad?

No. That's the point.

I just need some time to get my head together.

That's really why I came here.

Dad's going to be devastated. You're making it to Oxford, aren't you? Yeah, I

know, I know.

It's always such a big deal to him.

That's the point.

I've spent my whole life doing what everyone else wants me to do. But you're

brilliant at math. I hate it. It's boring.

Look, I am going to tell him. Of course I am.

I just need a few days to get my head together.

That's why I came to you.

Well, you came to the right place.

You can stay here as long as you like.

You know that.

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

That smells good.

Oh, well, would you like one?

Oh, yeah.

I think my belly thinks my throat's being cut.

So, you know what?

I thought you were a bloke before, you know, when you're riding your scooter

all that.

I'm not a bloke.

Oh, er, yeah, I... I can... see if you... Here, have this one.

So,

er, what were you doing in the barn?

Just kipping.

Well, you've got no... no home.

Mum took me and our Tony out.

Who's Tony?

Oh, Tony's my brother.

That's how come I'm in the gang, cos he's the leader.

Oh, right.

What did he get chucked out for?

Just... Coppers kept coming round and... Our Tony's stopping at his

girlfriend's, but I've got nowhere to go, though.

I'll tell you what, though.

You let me stop here, I'll let you ride my scooter.

No, I don't think Mr Vernon would like that.

I followed you because I thought you looked like a kind fellow.

Most people just think I'm thick.

Oh, no, I don't think that.

You can stay for a bit, OK?

Oh, great.

Can I, er... Can I have a little break in the dining?

You're bright and early.

Let's just get on with it, shall we?

Are you Oscar Blayton?

No, I'm the Rudiaga Khan.

Do you have identification, sir?

A driver's license in the name of...

Oscar Blaketon.

Amazing, that.

Are you still residing at the registered address?

Guess.

Perhaps I should remind you of your conditions of bail, sir. Which are?

Oh, come on, Alf. That's enough. Just let me sign.

See you tomorrow, Oscar.

Yes.

Unfortunately.

Hello, Joyce. I just thought I'd pop by and see how you're getting on.

That's very sweet of you.

You're wondering about this.

It's marijuana.

Homegrown.

Care to try some?

No, I don't think so.

Thank you.

Jenny, how lovely to see you.

I think perhaps I've just given our young friend a nasty shock.

Yes, I dare say.

Perhaps I could persuade you to take a turn round the garden with me, my dear.

A friend of mine in America sent me an article in a medical journal. It

concerned experiments that had been done to alleviate the symptoms of multiple

sclerosis.

They found that marijuana did, in a number of cases, bring considerable

to MS sufferers.

Of course, I didn't know whether it would work or not, but I thought it was

worth a try.

But how did you go about it?

Well, I've always had fairly green fingers. Once I'd managed to get hold of

seeds, it was relatively straightforward.

I dry the leaves in the shed and then hand -roll them myself.

After a bit of practice, you can get quite good at it. Harold, you could be

arrested for this.

Yes, I do realise that. But we've found that it really does work. It helps Joyce

immensely.

What if someone told the police?

Then I should take the consequences.

Are you going to tell your friend, Sergeant Merton?

I'm sorry if I've put you in such a difficult position.

I don't want you to feel that you have to lie.

Well, I don't think he'll ever ask me if the vicar's growing dope, so I

shouldn't think I'll ever need to.

Very true.

Thank you, Jim.

I thought you were bringing the lorry in this morning.

Well, Miss Vernon had sorted that excellent problem out for him.

Oh, I'm getting it sorted.

This is Kelly.

Right.

She can fix anything.

I see.

Oh, she's a mob.

My mum's thrown her out for being a hooligan, so she's stopping here for a

Hey! You know what she's going to do? She's going to get an old scooter and do

it up for me.

Yeah, I'm thinking of becoming a mob myself.

Oh.

No, Ben.

You and old Benny? None of you have been there. And he's not old.

Oh, come on, Gem. Next thing you know, you'll be taking up crocheting and

joining the WI.

You don't have to be a scruffy student, you know, just to be cool.

Oh, right.

Here, copper, all that.

Bitten, polished, three bags full of fur. Takes a really original

Why are you so against him?

What do you know I go out with?

You just used to be more picky, that's all.

And what's that supposed to mean?

Still, I suppose, living out here in the thick, there's not much choice in terms

of eligible men under 60.

You know nothing about this place.

Come on, Jenny, it's all very beautiful and that, but once you scratch the

surface, it's still pretty futile.

People here are no difference anywhere else. Just 20 years behind the times.

Okay.

What if I told you the local vicar has a greenhouse full of dope plants?

I'd say you're making it up. I'm not.

That his wife suffers with MS, so he grows it for her to alleviate her

Seriously?

Seriously.

Don't you dare mention this to anyone.

I promise.

Fine.

You don't tell your boyfriend everything, then, do you?

Blaketon is right. They're running rings round us.

A bunch of kids on scooters, and you lot can't even call on a single one of

them. But we don't have the manpower, Sarge. I don't want excuses.

I want them stopped at every opportunity.

I want them to come to regard Ashfordly and Aidensfield as the last place on

earth they'd want to go joyriding.

Got that?

Yes, Sarge.

Get on with it, then.

Not bad, boys. Not bad at all. Well done, everyone.

Right, that's it for tonight.

All right, hand in your sheets to Rob, and off you go quietly.

That's it, off you go.

Oh, boys, boys, boys.

Oh, I didn't realise we had an audience. I hope you don't mind I was passing.

I heard the voices.

Reminded me of my own days with the choir boy.

Really? Mind you, we were never as good as this lot.

Sorry, I'm Steve Latimer, Jenny's brother. Of course you're up at Oxford.

mentioned you were visiting.

So how long's it been?

I'm not sure.

Well, doesn't he have to go back to college?

Well, the thing is, he decided to leave.

He needs time to think, you know, sort himself out and decide what to do next.

And meanwhile, he expects you to provide free board and lodging.

He's my brother.

Honestly, you two.

Since you said eyes at each other, that was it.

I've got nothing against the lad.

I just don't want to see anyone take advantage of you, brother.

Oh, that is just so patronising, the lad.

That's what he is.

I don't want to argue. No, no, let's keep everything nice and proper and

Oh, Jenny, come on. You know, I'm beginning to think Steve's right. You

job. Sergeant Merton.

And you expect everyone to click their heels and jump to it. That's the way you

feel about it.

Now, sit yourself down, Steve. What would you like to drink? Tea or

stronger? Tea would be lovely, thank you. Right.

According to my sister, you're the best jam maker for miles around.

The WI goes in fear of you.

How long are you staying with Jenny?

I'm not sure.

I'm convalescing, really.

I had a bout of glandular fever. I'm fine now, but my tutor told me to take

time off.

Get some country air.

Oh, well, plenty of that.

Actually, I get a bit bored with nothing to do all day.

So have you got any chores or odd jobs you need doing?

That's very generous, Steve.

Chopping some wood.

Perhaps a bit of gardening.

I'm happy to do whatever.

I'll see what we can find. It won't be long.

Oh, thank you, Joyce.

There we are.

That tyre looks a bit bald, don't you think?

Oh, come on.

Now, listen to me.

Listen carefully.

You've done enough damage around here and upset enough people. Listen to me.

If I ever catch you harassing anyone ever again, I'm going to make sure I get

you for every loose nut and bolt. Got it?

Thank you, sir.

I'd say he's a good worker.

And a very pleasant young man.

I wish you'd tell Dennis that.

Don't they get on?

No.

They seem to have taken an instant dislike for one another.

I even had a row with Dennis about it.

Maybe both of them are a bit put out to discover that they're not the only man

in your life.

Oh, that's stupid.

That's men for you.

Competitive creatures.

Now. What about Ezra?

What have you got there, Kel?

Where did you dig him up from?

This is David.

He's my mate.

He's that loony from Avonfield.

I've seen him at the garage.

He's not a loony!

And nor am I.

No -one's seen you are, Kel.

At least not while I'm around.

I'm going to fix a scooter up for David. He wants to become a mod.

You're joking.

Come on, Poe. We'll be a laughing stock.

Why?

All right, mate.

You want to be a mod?

I'm going to prove what you're made of.

Take a little test.

What do you reckon?

Yeah. Right.

Well, I'm fed up with copper dazzling me, so I want you to nick me an helmet.

Yeah, a policeman's helmet. That should wind him up a bit.

Yeah!

Hello,

Joyce.

Now, I know I can interest you in a raffle ticket.

We're raising money to send some local handicapped kiddies on holiday.

Every time I see you, Joyce, I end up putting my hand in my pocket. You should

go into business. You'd earn a fortune.

I'll have a pound's worth.

I'm not interested in fortunes, Oscar.

Just trying to do me a bit.

Here you go.

I'll give you a push. Back to the vicarage. No.

I'm fine.

Come on.

Not here.

Tony, it's that old biddy again.

No, there's no one. Come on.

Tony.

What are you staring at?

Don't mind me, mate.

Yeah. Well, I do.

What are you, eh? Some kind of peeping Tom?

Good. Yeah.

Yeah. Not bad, that.

Not bad. That's the best grass you're ever likely to smell.

Where'd you get it?

I had my own private supply.

You got it going spare -like?

Maybe.

Had a price.

Go on, David. Do you want to be a mod?

Go on.

I'm sorry David, I'm in a bit of a rush.

It's about a dozen of them, all by the crossroads.

You alright David?

Yeah.

You have no business in here.

That's not very Christian of you, Harold.

This much quality grass, the least you could do is share some.

I think you should go immediately.

Look, Harold, here's the deal.

You've got loads to spare. You supply me to, and you get to carry on growing

this stuff for your poor wife.

That is blackmail.

I prefer to think of it as payment in kind.

For my help in the garden.

I don't think I want your help anymore, young man.

Yes, you do, Harold.

Because unless you agree, I'm going straight round to Merton.

And then you'll be stuffed.

And so will poor old Joyce.

If I agree, Joyce must never find out.

That's the word.

Where did you get all that?

Three gases.

Oh, no, not Harold Greaves.

He's fine about it.

I do a few odd jobs for him and he slips me a few leaves. No -one's any the

wiser. Well, you can't smoke it here.

What if Dennis comes round?

Then we'll both be in trouble.

Babe, come on.

Have a token. Don't get so uptight.

I don't want any.

And you'd be uptight in my food. I don't fancy being arrested by my own

boyfriend. OK.

OK.

I won't smoke in the house.

There you go.

What's wrong with you?

I thought cheese and pickle was your favourite.

I'm not really hungry.

Gina? Yeah?

Do you think I'm daft?

your new mate?

Well, they said I could join their gang. I only had to do one thing and I can't

even manage that.

What are they trying to get you to do?

You won't tell anyone, will you?

Of course not.

I've got to nick a policeman's helmet.

Well, it's not as easy as you think.

I mean, they don't take them off that much.

David. Do you not think they're trying to make fun of you a little bit?

I'm all right, chum.

No, you're not.

Gina, where's my pint? Come in.

Don't forget.

It's a good job I'm a generous man.

Thanks for doing business with me.

Harold, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to tell him.

Are you in on his little scam too? No.

What do you mean?

No, no, of course you're not. I'm sorry.

It's just all rather upsetting.

Steve told me that you gave him some of your stuff in payment for his work in

the garden.

I didn't give it to him willingly.

What I'm doing, I'm doing for Joyce.

I'm not about to start supplying illegal drugs to anyone that happens along.

What do you take me for?

Did he threaten you?

Basically, he's blackmailing me.

I just saw him selling it.

I see.

I don't understand.

How could Steve do something like this?

Jenny, you're not your brother's keeper.

I didn't think he needed one.

What's going on?

What are you all doing here? We're from the party, old Kelly invited us.

You can't!

What you do is...

You put it in your mouth and you took it.

I don't smoke.

Oh, it's not tobacco, man. Go on, give it a try.

Selling drugs.

Well, if it was me, I'd tell him to sling it up pronto.

Brother or no brother.

I don't know what to do.

Tell Dennis.

It's more complicated than that, Gina.

It involves other people.

Who? I can't tell you.

I was hoping I might find you here.

Look, I'm sorry I walked out of the other night.

I can't talk about this now, Dennis.

Look, I've nothing really against Steve.

I want to get on with him, I do.

Fine. I've got to go.

David? Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

The mistake wouldn't catch them.

It looks like they made a bit of a mess of the place themselves.

I can tell.

No one deals drugs on my patch. Not you, not anybody.

I was not dealing.

Then I'll have the name and address of your supplier.

I don't know his name.

Do you expect us to believe that?

You had it in for us right from the start, hadn't you?

Whatever I say, you're not going to believe me.

Try me.

I went to the churchyard with my girlfriend and we were, well... You

And there's this lad, sat there, smoking his bliss.

Who's like this?

You're leaving.

Tonight.

It's not just...

He's turning you into a... For blackmailing Harold Greaves and selling

the mods.

Come on, Jen.

Don't go all pious on me.

It's just a bit of dung. How could you be so too faced with Joyce?

What she doesn't know can't harm her.

Just get out.

Now.

For what?

If you go to the police now, the whole house of cards will come tumbling down.

Joyce will lose her dope. Harold will lose his job.

And you.

I don't think Sergeant Merton will be too impressed by your involvement in all

of this.

Driving licence.

Morning, Oscar.

Don't you Oscar me. I'll just get on with it.

Constable Ventress is only doing his duty. We need to be sure you're

conditions of Dale.

You know, in my day, a police officer's duty amounted to a little more than

bureaucratic niceties.

Meaning? I told you those scooter lads were up to no good, but oh, no!

You have to do everything by the book.

David Stockwell could have been killed.

We did arrest them and were pursuing the matter, but I can't just keep them

under lock and key.

Well, that's a pity.

Sticking to the letter of the law doesn't always produce justice.

As I've recently discovered, to my cost.

Well, after what happened to David, I wasn't sure what to do.

Gina, if you know where those drugs came from, you can tell me.

The trouble is, Jenny's a mate.

Jenny?

I feel really bad about breaking her confidence, but maybe she came to me

because she couldn't tell you herself.

I don't understand. Tell me what?

It's her brother, Steve.

We have information that your brother's been dealing

drugs. And I gather you know all about it.

Yes. I'm only sorry you couldn't come to me yourself.

I wanted to, but... Obviously you have a loyalty to him.

It's not just a question of him.

If it was, I would have told you, Dennis, even though he's my brother.

So who else is involved?

I can't... You have to trust me.

What kind of future do we have?

It's our grief.

He grieved the vicar

You can't leave me alone, can you?

You have to do your favour, Tony.

Yeah, right, yeah.

Look, if you can prove that you did in fact buy your marijuana off the lad you

said you met in the churchyard, it would reduce your charge to possession.

You'd probably just get away with a fine.

How am I going to do that? I don't even know his name.

Well, that's what we're here to talk to you about.

Oscar.

Have a private word.

You know, he wanted to know what I had for breakfast next.

Nothing to do with your bail conditions.

But I would like to discuss with you a matter of natural justice.

I think you made a fair point this morning.

All right, well, let's come through to the kitchen.

Gina, I won't be a minute.

How did he find me?

I used to round.

Don't get too many if you wouldn't round here.

Yeah, I don't like people checking up on me.

You're like the reason I've come.

What this metal room might be.

It's got a few deals of his own going.

But he's got a problem.

His supply's been busted.

So he's got all these customers.

He's got nothing to give them.

He'll take all the grass you can lay your hands on. We're talking top whack

here.

All right. Give me a few days. No, no, no. It has to be tonight.

Tonight? I can only bring what I've got on me.

It'll take anything you've got.

As I said, it's pretty desperate.

All right.

Just do it.

Paul, there's some lights in there. David, get your coat on. I've got a job

you.

Oh, and bring that torch with you.

Hiya. What's happening?

Well, just think of this as community service, David.

Start making amends for your recent behaviour.

Come on.

So who does he sell to, this mate?

Those people would be Oliver.

Hello, Steve.

Sounds out to the side.

What am I supposed to say now?

It's a fair cop.

Doesn't matter what you say.

You had a neck?

Trust you had a comfortable night?

My client has decided to make a full confession.

Very wise.

Yes, there are, however, some elements which you may find surprising.

Really? Yeah.

Like your local vicar has a greenhouse full of dope.

That's where I got it from.

You're right, I do find that surprising.

And frankly, hard to believe.

I can prove it. With an accusation like that, you'll need to.

Driving licence.

So, do you want to know what I've been doing for the past 24 hours?

Oh, that won't be necessary, Oscar.

Just sign here.

I'm sorry to trouble you like this, Mr. Greaves.

It's no trouble, Sergeant.

And there, on the back.

You'd better sure.

Well, there were... They were there.

They look like geraniums to me.

What are we going to do with these, then?

Oh, the hoo -ha's died down. We can return this lot to its rightful owner.

Better get it shifted before Vernon sees it, or he'll be wanting to sell it.

Yeah, good point, Bernie. That would never do.

They've moved them. He's got them for her, for MS.

Clearly there's no evidence to substantiate your ridiculous allegation.

Go on, get him out of here.

Come on, lad.

We've just hidden it.

We've hidden it.

Haven't you? Right, come on, that's enough.

Thank you so very much, Sergeant.

You take care of yourself, Mrs. Greaves.

Sign of... I'm

going to go and live with my auntie in Scarborough.

She's got me a job in a chicken factory.

Haven't you got enough grief around here? Yeah, I just came to say goodbye.

And see if David won't have one last ride on the scooter.

Oh, go on. Just keep out of trouble.

Thanks, Mr. Scrape. I mean it.

You all right?

What will you do to him, Dennis?

Oh, upstanding young man.

Previously unblemished, I reckon.

Probably go away with a suspended sentence.

You could get into serious trouble over this, couldn't you?

Well, it's a few constable to find out.

I'm so sorry.

I never meant to put you in this position. You should never have put

this position.

You should have trusted me from the beginning.

Yeah.

I know that now.

I hope so.

You know, I'm sorry.

I'm never meant to get you in so much bother.

It's all right.

Got a bit of a laugh.