All language subtitles for Heartbeat s10e03 Dog Collar

Heartbeat, what do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Heartbeat, what does a love chip in my
memory?

a splendid job of it.

Oh, it's wonderful.

I thought you'd think so.

It'll be a lovely outside home for him
when he wants to be in the garden.

You don't want one, do you, David?

Now, how much do we agree again?

Well, if you remember, normally I charge
30 quid, but for you, 25.

15, good.

Now then, I've got another little
problem.

Certainly not chucking the money about.
What sort of a problem is it, Mrs...

I did enjoy that, Sarge.

Enjoyed it. I wouldn't go that far off.

Still, I suppose it's important that we
counsellors show our faces at these

events. Oh.

Here, Sarge.

Ah, Vicar, we were just saying how much
we've enjoyed the concert.

Good. I'm very glad.

Mary says we've raised £80 towards the
roof so far.

£82, 76, to be exact, Reverend Gibb. Oh,
that's excellent news, Vicar. Dad, I

think we'd better get going.

Yes.

Look, do you think you could shut up
shop, Mary?

Of course.

Ruth isn't well.

That's why she had to leave early. She
has a migraine, you see.

You get off, Reverend Gibbs.

Alf and I can shut up shop, can't we?
Oh, of course.

Well done, Alf.

The Ashfordly dog show is the day after
tomorrow, and Harvey would have been a

certain winner, but I have to go and see
my brother, who's been taken ill. I'm

sorry to hear that. So you'll have to
admit it then, will you? Yes.

And the £30 prize, too.

£30? A bit unfortunate.

It was worse than that.

Harvey won his last two shows with
flying colours. A third victory, and

become a champion.

In there, please.

So, if you win it, you'd be able to make
a few bob out of him as a stud, would

you? As a what? A stud, David.

As far as you're concerned, it's
something they'd put in a collar.

Listen, can't you...

Can't you get someone to enter in for
you? Yes, but who?

There'd have to be somebody entirely
responsible with a genuine empathy with

dogs and Harvey in particular.

Yeah, well, I think I know somebody who
can answer that criteria who's standing

not a million miles away from you.

It's very good of you, Alice.

Oh, that's all right. Mrs Ventress told
me you'd expect it.

I'm sorry she couldn't get to the
concert herself.

Oh, so she.

She's devoted to this church, you know.

Only she doesn't get many opportunities
to visit her sister these days. Quite.

Now, if you'll just put those in the
vestry, then we'll go.

Alf? What's that?

The candlesticks.

They're gone.

Just getting a glass of water, Mrs.
Gibbs.

I didn't have business coming to the
house.

Reverend Gibbs said it was all right.

Well, I certainly haven't.

I'm sorry.

Go on.

Get out.

Ruth,

what's wrong?

Simon's in the kitchen.

I told him they could come in.

I'm not sure you should have, Thomas.

Why not?

You know why not.

Are you sure you can trust them? Just
because they're a bit different doesn't

make them criminals or anything.

No, but you've heard the rumours as well
as I have.

I refuse to be influenced by gossip and
prejudice.

We above all have a duty to treat them
decently.

Exactly.

Well, I think I've done my charitable
duty for today.

Just a pity you couldn't wait till the
end of the concert.

Yes, Mum, it was embarrassing for Dad.

I told you, I had a really bad headache.

I'm sorry.

Not to worry. There'll be other times.

All the joys of being a clergyman's
wife.

Reverend Gibbs?

That's right.

P .C. Mike Bradley.

Aidensfield Police.

His coat must be shampooed and brushed
the night before and then again on the

morning of the show. And his ears, of
course, must be absolutely spotless, but

you can use cotton buds for that. And
his teeth, well, his teeth must be

absolutely gleaming. Here.

Are you sure you want to take this
responsibility on?

Oh, yes, Mrs. Benjamin.

People always think we're responsible.

Oh, good.

As you know, I'm a woman of some means.

So when Harvey achieves championship
status, he'll be worth his weight in

So when he wins, I'll keep the trophy
and you can have the prize money.

What do you think about that?

Like music to me.

Many thank yous in advance.

Have you any idea when the candlestick
could have been taken?

I think they were there last night.

But I wouldn't twerk with it.

It's really despicable behaviour.

I presume they were valuable.

Yes, but it's not the monetary value.

It's the fact they've been in that
church for years.

Someone just walks in and takes them.

So you don't actually ever lock the
church?

Of course not.

A church should be there as a place of
refuge and prayer for everyone at any

time.

For anyone to abuse that trust is quite
appalling.

Yes, it is.

Well, we'll get on with our inquiries
and get back to you as soon as possible.

Hope you're making a good job of that.

Hey, lad.

A nice bit of steak.

Where did you get that?

Oh, from the butchers.

Best airline, that is. Costs five bob.

Five bob?

Bit of extravagant, isn't it? Better
stick it under the grill, I'm starving.

What? No, it's not for us.

It's for Harvey.

Harvey who?

Harvey the dog.

Mrs Benton's strict instructions are the
best take only for him.

That's a big mite.

It can share Alfred's stripe.

I'll give Harvey a stripe.

Why not?

Alfred's done very well on it, and let's
face it, Harvey's not going to tell his

mummy, is he? She trusted us.

And rightly so.

Give it a battering and stick it under
the grill. If I enjoy it, I'll let you

take Harvey for walkies. Go on, go on,
I'll finish him.

Come here, son, come here.

Good.

Hi.

Hiya. What are you doing here? Bit of a
loose end. Thought I'd pop by. Oh, good.

Cos Oscar's out and I'm in need of some
mail assistance.

Well, look no further.

What's your problem?

Need help behind the bar?

No. Something much more challenging than
that.

Something that'll take expert skill.

I'm your man.

Well, follow me, then.

talk to you?

Of course.

You don't mind me coming here?

Of course not.

Are you sure?

Yeah, we're pretty well finished anyhow.

Look, I'm really sorry about how mum was
with you.

It's not your fault.

We're used to it.

I just don't know how long I can stand
it.

Still, it won't be for much longer, will
it?

No. I mean, what's wrong?

Nothing. Tell me, there is something.

I suppose I'm worried about Dad.

About how he'd manage without me.

So what are you saying? You don't want
us to go away together?

No, I'm not saying that. It isn't that
simple.

I'm worried about Dad and leaving him.
You don't need to leave him. Just stay.

I do.

It's just, there's a lot to sort out.

You know I want to be with you.

Yeah? I love you, Kat.

Fine. Absolutely fine.

It's proving to be more complicated than
I thought.

I'm going to have to dismantle the U
-bend.

Won't you know how to do it?

Oh, yeah, no problem at all.

This will make some special tools.

And I'll have to come back tomorrow.

It's really good of you, Phil.

Pleasure's all mine.

What's that smell?

Me, I think.

Oh!

Yeah. I was wondering if you could help
me.

If I can.

Silver candlesticks, matching this
description.

Have you had anyone come in important
today?

No.

Well, if they do, keep in mind that they
were stolen from Eltring Church

sometime yesterday.

Stolen from a church?

Yeah.

That's a shabby trick, isn't it?

It is, to put it mildly.

Well, I'm sorry I can't help you, but if
anyone comes in with anything like

this, I'll get in touch.

Great. Well, thanks very much for your
help.

What are you doing?

Oh, I thought I'd pop into your room,
some shopping.

Oh.

Something wrong?

No, it's the bring and buy over at St
Barnabas.

I told them you'd go over and help set
it up this afternoon.

Oh, well.

If I'm back in time, I'll nip over.

But they're expecting you.

Thomas, I said I'd try.

But I need your support.

We are supposed to be a partnership.

You know, I've got my work cut out as it
is.

Writing sermons, running two churches,
ministering to the needs of countless

parishioners. I know you have, Thomas.

But nobody forced you to be a vicar, did
they?

And nobody forced you to marry me, did
they?

But I married you because I loved you.

It's just I need to get away sometimes.

You do understand, don't you?

I know it's not easy.

And you know I want you to be happy.

So you really don't mind if I go to
York?

Can't you get someone else to pick them
for her? No.

Well, I mean, yes, you could.

But you will do.

Here. Phil, you don't know the first
thing about plumbing.

Oh, come on, you've got to be joking.

Mike, I don't... Phil. I'm here.

How's your inquiry going?

Nothing so far, Sarge. I've checked with
some of the local dealers, but none of

them have been offered any candlesticks.
Well, that's not to say it won't

happen. Oh, quite not.

And it may be only a pair of
candlesticks, but I want the culprit

Otherwise, the whole criminal fraternity
will be under the impression that any

church in the area is fair game for this
kind of thing.

Sir. Sir.

Ventress?

Sir.

What are you doing?

Flowers and a police station? What on
earth's going on?

They're for altering church.

Mrs Ventress has wrote you to do them
this evening, but...

She's away.

Obviously, she can't. I see.

So you're going to arrange them, eh?

I've got to stick them in a couple of
vases.

Oh, don't underestimate yourself, Alf.

Yeah, I'm sure you'll do a lovely job.

I mean, we all know you've got a flair
for things like that.

All right, all right.

But somebody's got to do it. Oh, quite.

The show must go on.

I applaud your sense of duty and public
spirit, Ventress.

You'll be all right on your own for a
minute, Gina.

Yeah, sure. I think I'd best take a look
at that kitchen sink.

Oh, it's OK. Phil's dealing with it.

What, Bellamy?

Yes, why?

Well, nothing.

I didn't realise he was a plumbing
expert.

Well, you don't often see those two in
here.

It's understandable, really.

They're hardly the most popular people,
are they? Well, you can't blame the

village for that, Jackie. It's still
unfair.

Well, I think the owners of Enderby Hall
might have something to say about that.

Simon didn't break into Enderby Hall.

That's what he says.

They just happened to live nearby,
that's all.

There was no real evidence against him.
And you, being a solicitor, you wouldn't

know about that.

So the summit chanternay has arrived
then.

I'm raring to go.

Good boy.

and you twerp the big ones.

Sir.

I think I'll... You can fix it, though,
can't you?

I certainly hope so, Bellamy.

Because you obviously don't have a clue,
do you?

Of course I have.

I'm not sure I might want to do.

A likely story.

Couldn't you think so, Bradley?

Mary? He's recovered consciousness.

We're keeping him under observation, but
you can have a few minutes with him.

Thank you, Doctor.

Alf, how are you feeling?

I'm a bit groggy.

I bet you didn't realise flower
arranging was such a dangerous business.

Did you get a chance to see who attacked
you?

No, I just heard this noise in the
vestry. I walked in and walloped.

I wish I'd had a chance to apprehend
them.

Don't worry about it, Alf. You just
concentrate on getting better.

Does Mrs Ventress know?

No. She's visiting her sister in Formby.
Well, we'll give her a call if you

like. No, you don't have to do that.

I've told them that I don't want them to
worry her until they've got my

condition stabilised.

Well, that's very thoughtful of you,
Alf. Well, I always try to be where Mrs

Ventress is concerned.

Mr Greenblatt!

What?

Mr Greenblatt! Who is Harvey? Well,
er...

Well, what?

He's got to be washed and groomed and
everything. It's his big day tomorrow.

Where is he? Well, the thing is... The
thing is, where is he? Well, I was...

he was... Spit it out. Where is he?

I've lost him.

You've done what?

How's Al?

Minor concussion, but the doctor said he
should be out in a few days.

So, what's been taken? I've made a list.

Brassware, paintings, chairs.

They haven't left much out, have they?

They've got into the safe as well.

So, what's been taken?

Our silverware.

Strange. It doesn't look like it's been
forced.

No. They must have used a key.

Tell me.

Who normally looks after it?

Reverend Gibbs.

You can't keep away at the moment, can
you?

I'm not staying.

I just wanted to check the plumbing's OK
now.

Yeah, it's working fine.

I really appreciate it. Any sign?

Can you just let me know if there's
anything else you need fixing?

Well, I will.

Good.

What's wrong?

I've had a bath.

I've had two baths, in fact.

I'm only joking.

But here, just to be sure, my way of
saying thank you.

We think P .C. Ventress must have
disturbed the thief or thieves as they

raiding the place. They then attacked
him, emptied the safe and scarpered. I

can't believe it. So soon after the
other theft. Dreadful.

You keep the key to the safe.

That's right. Locked in my bureau in the
sitting room.

Would you mind checking it still, then?
Of course not.

It's been forced.

And the key's gone.

Has anyone had access to the house
recently?

Simon?

Simon? Simon Cutler, handyman. Lives
over at Cooper's Wood.

Ah, yes, yes, I know.

He and his father have been doing some
work for us.

Found them in the kitchen yesterday.

Only because we said they could come in
and make a drink.

All the same, it gave him the
opportunity to take the key.

Perhaps, but I don't think it would have
been him.

How can you be so sure?

Look. I know what other people around
here think of them, but unlike most of

them, I've taken the trouble to get to
know them.

And I trust them.

So, you're sure this is the spot?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You run in through that
gate and run off that way. Right, right.

Give me his watch here.

Here, here, here.

Come on, Alfred.

Give him a good snip of that, right?

Show us where Harvey is. That's a
good... Fine, Harvey.

Fine, Harvey.

Not those!

He's not as gormless as you. He hasn't
got a clue.

Fight him.

What have you let him off the lead for?

Now we've lost him as well.

Get him.

Stop, Fred.

Stop, Fred.

Stop, Fred.

Fred, let's go back.

So, the break -in had ended, behold.

Simon had been working there a few weeks
before.

The owners were convinced he'd done it.

But he didn't. No, not according to
Jackie.

She should know. She defended him.

Look, the old man was a bit strange, but
Simon just seemed okay.

I suppose it'd be all right if people
got off the bike.

Very nice.

What is?

The new aftershave.

Gina gave it me.

Hey, what about me?

Oh, oh, I see. I do all the work and you
get all the credit. Is that it?

I'll make it up to you. You better.

Mr Cutler?

Mr Cutler?

Is Simon around?

We'd like a word with him, please.

Simon.

What? Sorry to interrupt.

We'd just like to ask you a couple of
questions.

What questions?

Have you been inside the Vicarage in the
last few days?

What if I have? There was an incident at
Eltring Church last night. The safe was

broken into. Somebody must have stolen
the key from the vicarage.

And you think it was me?

No.

No, I didn't say that.

But you have been working for the
vicarage. Oh, so it has to be me.

Well, I'm sick of it.

Sick of being blamed when something like
this happens.

No one can ever think of anyone else to
lay it on but me.

Simon, all we're trying to do is find
out the truth.

And if you're innocent, we can eliminate
you from our inquiries.

Okay?

Vivek has said I could go into the
house. Yeah, I'm aware of that, thanks.

It's your assignment.

It's under your bed.

It's mine.

Dad.

It's mine.

What of it? I think we should continue
this down at the station.

Nina.

It's working a treat now.

Good.

Do you mind telling me what's going on?

What do you mean?

Between you and Bellamy.

What are you talking about? Nothing's
going on.

Well, there seems to be no limits to his
desire to please you.

He's just being nice, that's all.

And he likes helping out around the
place.

Look, he's fixed the sink. And now he's
offered to look at the upstairs toilet

system. Oh, has he?

Look, we're not trying to make you feel
redundant, Oscar.

I don't feel redundant in the least. You
see, it wasn't Bellamy that fixed that

sink in the first place.

You what?

He got Mike Bradley to do it.

Bellamy wouldn't know where you bend
from a bull cock.

I worked for it.

What, over £100? Yes.

Simply by doing odd jobs for your
father?

We work hard.

When you can find work, which can't be
that often.

It isn't.

Sergeant, my client has explained to you
how he came by the money. The fact that

he works hard and lives frugally and has
managed to save some money hardly

constitutes evidence against him.

We're just trying to get at the truth,
Mrs Bradley.

My client's already told you the truth,
Sergeant.

You're wasting your time. They've
already decided I did it.

That's not true.

Isn't it?

Without evidence, there's no way they
can charge you with this, Simon.

They don't believe you.

You and he are married, aren't you?

That doesn't make any difference. I'm
here to protect your interests.

Well, you're not getting very far. It
would help if you told us where you were

at the time of the theft, Simon. Your
father's already confirmed you weren't

the cottage.

I've told you I just went for a walk.

Where, Simon?

I don't remember.

Why are you being so evasive?

I'm not being evasive.

But you lot have got it in for me,
whatever I say.

Do you know what is it?

Listen.

Come in.

Take a seat.

Tell us what's happened.

It's Simon.

What about Simon?

The police.

They took him.

They think he stole from church.

It's hardly surprising, is it? Mum!

What's happened to Simon?

They think... They think... They think
he broke

into this house and took the key.

They found mummy.

Help him, please.

They won't listen to us.

But they'll believe you.

Well, I'm not really sure if I can
intervene.

Why not?

Well, if the police have the suspicions,
they have to follow them up. What, so

you'll just let them go ahead and blame
him whether he did it or not?

That won't happen.

I'm sorry to say this, Jo, but Simon has
been working here.

He did have the opportunity.

Perhaps we'll have to face the
possibility that he may be responsible.

No.

How much longer is this going to go on,
Sergeant?

For as long as it takes, Mrs Bradley.

Well, so far you haven't produced a
shred of evidence.

We've established that Simon has a large
amount of cash, that they had the

opportunity to break into the vicarage,
and that he's unable or unwilling to

give us a convincing account of where he
was at the time of the robbery at

Eltringford. That doesn't make him
guilty.

But it makes him a suspect I cannot
possibly ignore. This is not just some

trivial theft. One of my officers has
been assaulted.

I'm aware of that, Sergeant. Come in.

Sorry to interrupt, Sarge. He was with
me when the church was broken into.

Weren't you, Simon?

We're in love. We have to keep it a
secret because we're my parents.

If they find out, they'll stop us from
seeing each other.

Is this why you wouldn't say where you
were?

Yes. The money's for us.

We've been saving so we can get away
from here and make a life together.

Well, I think Alfred must definitely be
on the scent, Mr Greengrass.

What good is that to us when we don't
know where he is now?

You've got some explaining to do to Mrs
Benton, you have.

Hold on, Mr Greengrass.

Mr Greengrass!

Look!

Someone took that key from the Reverend
Gibbs' desk.

Since there was no sign of a break -in
at the house, what are the alternatives?

Well, it seems hardly feasible that Ruth
Gibbs or Karen could have knocked out

Alf Ventress.

She only leaves the Reverend Gibbs,
doesn't she?

Yes, it does.

What do we know about him? Only that he
hasn't been vicar there for very long.

Right. See what you can find out about
him.

And you'd better do the rounds of the
second -hand dealers again. Find out if

anyone's been offered the stolen goods
or heard about them.

Sir, sir.

Barony, any news of Alf?

Yeah, I found the hospital this morning.
Apparently he's improving.

Mrs Ventress is back.

Apparently she's been nursing him by his
bedside.

Should be just the tonic he needed, eh?

The love of a good woman.

Well done, Alf, for a good boy.

I knew he'd find him.

He might have found him, but we've still
got to get him from over there to over

here, haven't we?

Oh, well, I thought I might...

You know, tempt him across with one of
them.

Don't talk, Dad. I don't want him in
that water.

He'll get filthy.

What are we going to do?

He'll have to wade over again.

Then I'll get wet.

You got us into this. Get us out of it.
Go on.

I'll take the bucket.

Go on.

It's freezing!

Think of the hot water you'll be in if
you don't go and get him.

Come on!

Help me!

Here, help me!

Don't,

Mr. Greengrass!

You will be.

What can I do for you?

I was wondering about this chair.

Ah, yes.

A lovely piece.

Bought it yesterday.

Can you tell me where it came from?

A chap over in Ashfordly by the name of
Oaks.

Why are you asking?

Look, this has gone far enough.

Really?

You think so?

I want nothing more to do with you.

I think you're a bit hasty saying that,
given your esteemed position in this

community.

Please. Just leave us alone now.

Look, you got yourself into this
situation.

You've only got yourself to blame if you
think it's gone out of hand.

Oh, no.

Where are you going?

Are you positive it was the Reverend
Gibbs family?

Yes, Sarge. And you think he saw you?

I'm pretty sure.

Well, it looks like Oakes and Reverend
Gibbs have colluded in the theft in some

way. Right, I suggest you go up and see
the Reverend Gibbs immediately.

Simon Cutler. Of all people. I don't
want to talk about it. Well, I do.

How long has this been going on? It's
none of your business.

Of course it is.

You are scarcely 16 years old, you've
got exams coming up, and you get

involved with an odd job man and a
thief.

He's not a thief. Yes, he is.

Why can't you accept that he's... Stole
that stuff from the church. He didn't.

He was with me.

I just don't understand why you were so
unwilling to stand up for him. I thought

you liked him and Joe.

I did. I do, but... What a change. Why
didn't you do anything?

Oh, don't bother trying to explain.

You're just like everyone else.

Excuse me. I'm looking for DC Ventures.

Through there.

Hello, sir.

I brought you some grapes.

Very kind of you.

How are you feeling, then?

I'm not out of the woods yet, by any
means.

Well, you look pretty good to me.

Brave face and all that.

I don't want to upset Mrs Ventress any
more than she needs me.

She's been in to see you, has she?

Several times.

She's even tried to persuade the doctor
so she could nurse me at home, but I've

told them that I'd be better off in here
for a while.

So, what's still wrong with you, then?

I'm... Well, I'm still a bit groggy from
that bang on the head.

So I've told them that whilst I'm here,
I think I should have a thorough check

-up.

I've still got one or two twinges which
I think they should look into.

I'm sure you have, Alf.

Mr Greengrass, Alf!

I've had an idea.

Why don't we enter Alfred in the dog
competition?

It would surprise me slightly if they
had a class for lurchers.

Oh, no, no, I mean as a poodle. I reckon
with a bit of work I could make Alfred

look like Harvey. What are you going to
do for an encore?

The loaves and the fishes?

Hey, where are you going?

Over to Mrs Benton's. See if Harvey's
gone back there. In the meantime, why

don't you get busy with your magic wand
and your curling tongs? See if you can

save us from this disaster.

Alfred! Alfred!

I'll go.

Mrs. Gidd, can we have another word for
your husband, please?

Come in.

Thomas, the police are here to see you.

Oh.

Excuse me.

How can I help you?

And when he does, his liberal...

Come on, show me.

Help me!

It was obviously someone else.

Someone who looks like me.

I saw you coming out of that shop very
clearly, Reverend Gibbs.

All right.

Yes, it was me.

It was stupid.

And yes, I feel very ashamed.

But we've been very hard up since we
came here.

I felt I had to do something.

I took the candlesticks to Oaks, but he
found out who I was and demanded I help

him.

He threatened me and said he'd tell the
police.

In the end, I said yes.

So you gave him the keys to the safe?

Yes.

And it was Oaks who attacked PC
Ventress?

Yes.

I never thought anything like that would
happen.

I thought he'd leave us alone.

But then he asked me to get the key to
St Barnabas' safe.

I said no.

What?

It's gone.

Excuse me.

This is Harvey.

I'm sorry.

This is Benton's dog.

I'm entering him for the pedigree poodle
competition.

What?

Poodle competition.

You have as much chance of winning the
poodle class with that as I have of

becoming the next pope.

You might try and enter that competition
if you like.

All right.

Thank you.

Simon, what are you doing out here?

Thinking.

Look, it's not going to work, Karen.

It's not that I don't love you.

I'm never going to be accepted.

Somewhere else you could be. I don't
think so.

You deserve someone better, Karen.

I want you.

Don't you understand that? Of course I
do.

But you'd be making a mistake.

You have to let me decide that. You
can't do it for me.

I'm sorry.

You stupid French animal. Here, come on,
you do this again, and I'll have you

deported. Come on.

where it's been.

Excuse me.

I'd like to enter this dog in the
standard poodle class.

You must be joking.

Why, do I look amused? Just get his name
down. I'm afraid it's out of the

question that a bedraggled, stinking
specimen like that should be allowed to

enter a prestigious competition like we
have here. Don't let the muck fool you.

He's so well bred, I'll tell you
something, if he could speak, he

to either of us.

Excuse me, young man.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Mr. Greengrass, we won.

We won?

Me and Alfred.

Me and Harvey, we won. We won?

Best mutt.

Best what?

Look at that. They say we're going to
have Harvey's name engraved on it and

Mrs. Benton, well, she'll never know
that's not the best poodle.

And, uh, prize money.

You are sometimes worthy of a waking
gold.

What a shame it's not often.

Come on.

I'll take the battery.

You find someone to hide in here,
alright?

Ruth stole the candlesticks.

Yes. But it didn't stop there, did it,
Reverend?

No.

I realised she must have taken the key
to the safe and given it to Oaks.

So I made it look like someone forced
the Bureau.

And that's where Simon comes in.

Yes.

And I'm not proud of that.

And what about Oaks?

I tried to make him stop, to leave us
alone.

But your wife contacted him and gave him
the key to St Barnabas.

You must understand that it's been very
hard for her.

Being a vicar's wife isn't exactly
glamorous.

And she's made so many sacrifices for
me.

I suppose she saw a way of changing
things.

I suppose she did.

Maybe I should have known that I'm not
enough for her.

Perhaps I never was.

Simon?

I couldn't do it.

I couldn't leave you.

I'm sorry.

I know.

I heard.

It'll be all right.

You'll see.

How are you feeling?

Well, I've been given a clean bill of
health.

Well, that's wonderful news.

That's what Mrs Ventress said.

She was ready to nurse me at home.

Really? But you can't wait to get back
there then, Al?

Not that much of a rush.

A pint of piss, please, Gina.

Well, I can't understand it. Why do you
let them engrave it in the first place?

I was going to expect something engraved
on it, ain't she?

I might as well talk to myself, mightn't
I?

I mean, you realise what we're going to
do? We're going to buy another cup now

and have it engraved ourselves.

Well, that's going to cost all the prize
money.

Exactly, and who's fault's that?

Ah, Claude, there you are.

Mrs Benton, look, the lovely mummy's
here.

We didn't really expect you back so
soon. Yes, my brother's better. Well,

did it go?

Whatever's happened?

Oh, he's been enjoying himself, haven't
you? But don't worry, he walked it.

Really? So he's a champion at last?

He certainly is.

Excellent. And is that the trophy?

Er, yes.

But if you'll excuse me, I've just
remembered we've got a very urgent

appointment. So come on, come on, son.
Good luck to you, Mummy. There we are.

David!

Can't I buy you a celebratory drink?

Well, that's very kind of you. We'll
have it another time. It really is

David.

Wait a minute. What's this?

Best mate!

Satisfied customer, eh?

Yeah, looks like it.

Right, my round.

Same again. Oh, thanks, Bill.

It's nice, by the way.

What is?

Yeah, the safe.

Well, you chose it.

So by right.

I should have bought one for Mike, too.

Sorry? Well, I take it you didn't
conquer the dream single -handed after

Er, well, not exactly.

I mean, it was a two -man job.

I needed help. Well, you'd be able to
fix the upstairs loo and that light

on your own.

Definitely. I'm sure.

More or less.

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby
kisses me?

Heartbeat. Why doesn't my chick stay in
my memory?