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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss pain my memory?

Big city, it got to my baby's head.

The bright light, big city, got to my baby's head.

I'm trying to tell you woman, you won't believe the thing that I said.

It's alright, pretty baby.

So, how long has it been now? Ten days, not a single one.

Not so much as a faggot.

You'll never do it.

Just you watch me.

It was going a bit fast. Why not?

I was driving the car!

Alison, is that the post?

Yes, Mum.

Bills and circulars.

I've been all the way till tonight.

I've got something special for you, too.

Ooh.

Is it, er... It'll help.

Well, if I tell you, it won't be special, will it? You just have to wait.

I'll hope.

See you tonight.

Alison? What?

Oh, bye, Dad. See you tonight.

I haven't ordered that from London for you to turn it into firewood in my

driveway. You'd better offer firewood if you have to. Well, nobody is.

If I wanted it scented, I'd have ordered it locally.

Faith, if you won't listen to me, how can I help you?

I'm over 80 and I'm going to die.

You just need a dialysis machine.

I'll have it.

You will?

Of course I will.

There's a plug over there.

I keep telling you, you have to go to the hospital.

And I keep telling you, I'm not going to the hospital.

Well, it's only for a day at a time.

Be that as it may, I'm still not going to any hospital.

Hello, Faith.

Hello, Claude.

Are you my knight in shining armour?

I might be your knight, but I'm certainly not wearing any shining

I'd have had nowhere to put these eggs I've brought you.

I'll see you next week, Faith.

Stay there, men.

Claude.

Now, Claude, I've been waiting for the right moment to tell you.

We're going to have some fun, you and me, lad.

Are we?

So, would you like to take your driving licence and insurance certificate to any

police station in the next five days?

These aren't exactly London streets.

They probably got carried away.

So, you're from down south, I take it?

Born and bred.

Are you missing?

Oh, no.

I got so tired of that world.

What world, that exact?

Oh, you know, modelling, parties, fashion shoots.

Always having to look fab.

Well, moving up here, it must be quite a change for you.

It has its compensations.

You don't sound local either.

Me? No.

No, I moved up here from the Met.

Oh. Well, we must get together then and swap stories about the smoke.

Cigarette officer?

No, thank you, madam.

Georgian? My dad gave it to me.

He said it was worth thousands.

Take it to any antique dealer.

Do you know one?

Oh, one or two.

But what are you selling it for?

When I was a lass of 22, I married my Walter.

He was such a fine young man.

We went on our honeymoon to the Excelsior Hotel at St Ives in Cornwall.

I want to stay there again before I go.

You'll help me, won't you, Claude?

Of course I will, Faith, but are you sure, love?

I want you to sell all this lot.

You just give me enough to pay for a first -class ticket to St Ives and a

at the Excelsior, and we'll split the rest.

Don't talk daft.

If you don't, Claude, somebody else will.

Ah, they probably will, and they'll probably rip you off and all.

All right, I'll do it, but only till we get enough for your trip.

And then we'll have a chat.

Thank you, Claude.

Hey, you're not a bad lad.

Hey, don't you start trying to give me a good name.

Well, well, well, as I live and breathe. if it isn't Mr Plod. How are you, Alf?

I heard you moved back. London bad for your health, was it?

How do, Constable Bradley?

I'm Tom Loveson.

I'm sorry, have we... I've retained the services of a local solicitor, Jackie

Lambert. She mentioned you.

I see you've met my new bride, Mandy.

They were coursed in the delivery van for careless driving.

It's quite part of the country round here. They want to keep it that way.

Ah. What did I tell you, Mandy?

People in this part of Yorkshire, friendliest folk in the world.

They certainly are.

David?

Oh, Mr. Greengrass, what have you done?

I'm getting out of the lorry. I've just poked my flaming finger in my eye.

What do you do that for?

Because, David, there is so little pleasure in the world today, I thought

would be lovely when I stopped. What do you think?

What are you doing in here, anyway?

See that?

That's Diane, that is. That's one of Mrs Washbrook's washing line posts.

What are you doing bringing it in here, cluttering the place up?

Oh, she's bought one of them new drying machines, and so she won't need to hang

a washing out anymore.

I'm pleased to hear it. All right.

I've got no time for that.

You said I had to start collecting scrap. Yeah, I know, but we've got

job on. I've just come from Faith Truman's, you know, she's not very well.

And I promised her that we're going to get her enough money to send her on a

trip to Cornwall by selling some of her stuff.

Mind you, if this clock is what she thinks it is, it should more than cover

She thinks it's Georgian.

Georgiou? Not Georgiou, Georgian.

It's not a person, it's a period, you poultice.

It's not just an old clock, then?

David, when you put the words clock and old together, they usually come to a few

quid.

Mr. Bradley?

Yeah? Sign here, please.

What for?

What's that?

It's a chair, sir.

Are you sure?

Quite sure.

No, I'm sorry, I didn't order this.

No, sir, a jail Lambert paid for it.

Really?

Very eye -catching, isn't it? It's a Luigi Bonomi design.

That's good, is it?

Top name in fashion design, sir.

Very popular in Milan, New York.

And London.

What about Aidensfield?

You're the first, sir.

Here you go.

Tina, I need to talk to you sometime about the insurance.

What about it? Well, mainly, if there is any.

Oh, hello.

It's Sandra Lawson, isn't it?

That's right. How did you know?

Just tell your dad Oscar Blaketon sends his regards.

Oh, did you know Dad when he was a lad round here?

Everyone knew Tom Lawson.

And some of us will never forget him.

Gina in the snug now.

What have you done?

Everything.

Like what?

Like everything.

Oh, come on.

I've got really bad mock results.

They're up to my parents.

What did they say?

I've learnt the letters while I was reading.

You've got to stay up.

Is that all you're worried about?

No.

Do you know what I do when I'm feeling blue?

Come on, I'll show you.

Nothing, Finn?

Oh, OK.

Thanks. No, no, that'll be all.

Any luck?

Yeah, nothing.

I don't know why Oscar was chasing around on this.

What's got into him?

It's, uh, it's what's not got into him.

Huh? Wait, is that stupid Betty or is he suffering from nicotine withdrawal?

Well, let's give him a fag then, for pity's sake. I can't stand any more of

this. Oh, yeah, you know, I never thought I'd miss Craddock.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a holiday when Sarge went on that I

bang thingy.

Right,

what have you two got for me?

Tom Lawson is the managing director of Lawson Haulage.

They have a fleet of 15 vehicles with head offices in Grimsby.

No farm at all?

Nothing. You've missed something out, Mike.

I'm waiting for a call back about routes from Grimsby to Liverpool, Alf. During

the war, Tom Lawson was the biggest black marketeer in the North riding.

Leopards don't change their spots.

You've made a mistake. I asked for Sergeant Pepper and it's got Revolver

And you'd better check Revolver and see what's got Sergeant Pepper inside.

No, it's just got Revolver.

Can't you check in the back?

If it's not on the rack, we haven't got it.

Could it check in your back?

We haven't got a back.

I really like the stitch on this, but the colour's wrong for me.

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

of Lawson, isn't it?

Her father was a bad lot and she's the same. No.

It's got nothing to do with her.

Alison, on this occasion we're going to caution you, but if anything like this

ever happens again, we'll charge you.

You'll have to go and apologise to the shopkeepers, you know.

I'm going to have a word with that Tom Lawson.

You can't tell me that wild daughter of his isn't involved in this somehow.

I think you should leave that side of things to us, Mr Hartley.

Good morning, sir.

How can I help you?

I usually give a syllabus, but I thought I'd give you a chance.

Oh, yes.

What do you think of that?

You want a valuation?

Well, I want to sell it, actually.

As long as the price is right, of course.

Of course.

I think you'll find it's late Georgian. I made it about

1780.

Yes, a small readjustment, Mr... Greengrass, Claude, of this parish.

Greengrass. I don't think it was made about 1780.

No? No, I think it was made about 1930.

1930?

Mind you, I couldn't possibly say it's George V.

Ten bucks. It's probably worth about seven and six, but I am by nature a

generous man.

Tembo. Unfortunately, Mr Greengrass, the button has dropped right out of the

market. Poor worthless old tat.

Has it really?

You'll soon be going skint then.

Is it here?

What? The chair.

It's a Luigi Bonami, you know.

Really?

Did he ever try sitting on it? Well, have you?

Well, half of me.

I'm sorry.

It's made for the smaller Italian bottom.

Nonsense.

See? Perfectly comfortable.

You'll be the talk of Adenfield on this chair.

That's exactly what I'm afraid of.

Same as you, I suppose. Official courses.

My dad don't like those coppers anyway.

I don't care what mine think.

You know my dad. He'll get tired of her.

But I'm going to be a model and I'll be out of this.

Hey, what's the matter?

You mustn't worry about the shoplifting.

It's not that.

I'm late.

You've been under a lot of strain.

Anyone can be a few days later.

It's not just a few days.

I've missed my second period.

I must be more than eight weeks pregnant.

Have you told anyone?

How can I?

My parents would kill me.

Oh, thank you.

What am I going to do?

that worried look upon your face.

You've got your trouble, I've got mine.

You need some sympathy, well so do I.

You've got your trouble, I've got mine. Can I have a word?

Yes, of course. Come in.

Leopards don't change their spots, Alf.

That's just what I said.

I've been talking to a few people at the golf club.

There's no mortgage on that house of his.

Did you know that?

So where did a man like Tom Lawson get the money to pay for it?

Exactly.

Well, first thing he'd have to do is stop his lorries and search them.

How?

Well, I don't know.

Tire inspection, anything.

Right.

You can get into Lothan's house, can you?

Without a warrant.

Well, Craddock's not around, is he? Well, you know he's not.

So, who's in charge?

Right.

Yeah, Mr. Granger, I thought you locked the bob and found a tunner. No, David,

I've lost 75 quid and found this lot.

75 pounds?

Yeah. For Mrs. Truman, that's how much it's going to cost.

The Excelsior's five star.

And Cornwall's a very long way, especially by British Railways.

Oh, you haven't told her that Georgian clock wasn't, have you? David, there is

very sick, very old lady in there relying on us.

We'll just hope there's something in this lot that's worth something.

Hey!

Perhaps there'll be another one of them Georgian clocks in here.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Get it in.

I thought this was supposed to be a time inspection.

It is.

And the state of some of these tires might just get you an official warning.

Will you open up the back, please?

Cigarette?

No, thank you.

Mother says abortion ain't always the best option.

It's all right for her. She's had her baby.

It's not the end of the world, is it?

How would you feel if you couldn't be a model because you got pregnant?

OK.

Maybe we could get it adopted or fostered or something.

Then everyone would know.

Who cares about this stuffy old village thing? My parents.

There must be someone you can tell.

A nan.

Someone like that.

Don't you understand? There's no one.

Everyone would just be so disappointed in me.

I can't have this baby.

It's not like that in London.

This isn't London.

It's a tiny village in Yorkshire.

It's the way folk are around here.

I know.

It can be a bit dangerous.

I don't care if I die.

I've got nothing to live for now anyway.

What if we went straight to hospital?

Casualty. It does ruin your parents' life, you GP.

I've done nothing wrong my entire life.

Apart from the shot lifting.

If it were easier to kill myself, I'd do it.

I don't know how to do that either.

If you want my balls now... I don't.

I don't want it.

Honestly.

I've just got to.

I'm so alone.

Look, I'll get us a name, right?

I'll ring my old boyfriend again.

But we're going to need money.

How much?

Could be up to 100 quid. 100 quid?

I've only got about five pounds in the world.

It'll be all right.

Trust me.

How much is it?

19 and forms.

Sandra?

Sandra!

Yes, I know theft is a serious business, Mrs Lawson, but we're a bit

understaffed at the moment.

And you see, that particular officer... Well, that particular officer will be

dispatched to you immediately.

Yes, he'll be there in ten minutes.

Thank you very much, madam.

You've made a conquest.

Oh, yeah? Who's that?

Mrs. Lawson.

Mrs. Lawson?

Right, I'm coming with you.

Mr. Greengrass, what manifold demise does your presence herald this time?

No, miss, open the box.

Take the money.

If you want, you will, don't you?

How much do you want to stop bringing me this rubbish?

Hey, I bet he won't give us that 75 quid.

Not one bet you'd win.

Just take it away.

He must have gone back to where he come from.

Hey, it's a shame we couldn't sell Mrs Washbrook's washing line, boss.

Hey, that's not a bad idea.

Do you know where she bought that driving machine from?

No, I could find out, though. Can you?

If you do, I'll hire you out as a metal detector.

They stopped

you as well.

That's the third time this week.

I'm not having any more of this.

Do you usually have £100 in your purse?

Sometimes. When we lived in London and I went shopping in the West End.

If I didn't already have an account at the shop.

And so why now?

Here. I went to the bank yesterday.

Look, I know it's her.

You've already cautioned her.

I just want her arrested this time.

My husband bought it for me when he was away on business in Amsterdam.

I don't know why men like that kind of thing.

Do you, Constable?

Does he often go there?

All the time.

Wonderful invention, tumble dryer.

It'll change your life.

I wish so much would.

Do you know her, David?

Oh, Mrs. Tattersall.

She's Mr. Tattersall's wife.

Thank you, David.

You never did tell me which university you went to, did you?

Make a note of the address.

We'll come back tomorrow morning when I can have those posts out of the ground

before dinner.

Well, what happens if she won't let us have them?

I'll use me charm.

Hang on, here we go.

Serge. Something the matter, Bellamy?

Besides the boot polish on your desk, that is.

Oh.

Well, I thought you was all, uh, outward bound.

Well, let's just say that this afternoon I'm inward bound, shall we?

And not a moment too soon, by the looks of things.

Miss Lambert, how may we be of service?

Well, you could start by thieving to harass my client.

Well, I wasn't aware... Who is your client?

You mean you know so many who might fit the description.

Thomas Lawson?

Oh, come on now, Sergeant.

Random tyre inspections on just my client's vehicle.

Visit to the depot and the house.

Phone calls from the Grimsby police.

I really wasn't aware.

Who's in charge here, Sergeant?

Ventress.

Just what is going on here?

Have you got a warrant, Ventress?

No, we don't. Then the two of you get out of here.

And you, what do you think you're doing helping them?

Well, your wife called us, Mr Lawson, reporting the theft of £100.

By your daughter?

Oh, that.

I took it.

What? I'm sorry, darling.

I didn't have time to go to the bank. I looked in your handbag and...

I'm sorry, gentlemen, you've been wasting your time.

Don't you ever, ever invite the coppers into my house again.

Oh, yes.

Hello.

You know, I've always been interested in these big trucks. I was wondering, how

many miles do you get out of them?

50 ,000 a year.

Really?

And do you ever take them abroad?

Yeah.

What about the left -hand drive?

We've the best drivers in the North Riding.

Oh, it must be wonderful.

You know, the open road, driving through the night.

I wish I'd done that.

I was the geography teacher.

I'm retired now, you know. If you'd excuse me. Oh, just one other thing

you go. I was wondering, you know when you take them abroad, how far do you go?

We used to get as far as Hungary, but now we only do a regular Tuesday run

Amsterdam.

Look, you'd better ship that car of yours. It'll be scrap metal if you leave

there. All right.

Thanks.

Maggie?

How is he?

Not half as tired as I am. He's been asleep all afternoon.

Well, lucky for some. I wish Alf would take a bit of time off.

I was in the pub earlier.

Mandy Lowson was in there letting everyone know about Sandra stealing from

Really? Lowson came home and claimed that he'd taken it.

Well, anyway, no -one's pressing charges, sir.

How much was missing?

Well, £100.

What is it, Megan?

Look, look, if it's awkward.

If Sandra did take the money... I think she thinks she's pregnant.

She came to see me about a friend.

The friend being?

I'm sure she's going to try and get an abortion.

Mandy had to call the coppers.

Yeah, well, my mother would have known better than to call the police to our

house. Well, I wouldn't have to if you weren't such a little thief. A hundred

quid? What do you want with a hundred quid round here?

I was going to ask you, but you weren't here.

Gave it to her boyfriend, did you?

No. Well, what are you going to do about it? My dad would have belted her

backside.

You're not using the car until that money's paid back.

Oh, Dad!

Satisfied.

The only way.

She won't listen otherwise.

I don't think so, Claude.

I mean, they're no use to you. Not now you've got your new tumble dryer.

I never wanted it.

Well, why did you buy it? My husband, Alan, he wanted to impress the

Neighbours?

You've not got none.

Don't you think I know that?

She's not related to you, is she?

I mean, it's not going to cost you. I mean, we'll do it for nothing.

You know what, Claude?

I think you've convinced me.

I'm glad to hear it.

I mean, if you want them, they must be valuable.

I'm hanging on to them. Ta.

What's wrong with it? I don't know.

There's something wrong.

Oh, Sandra, we've got to be in Whitby by one. I know.

Where's the bus go from?

Out by the Adenfield Island.

There you go.

Thanks.

Maggie, Maggie, can I have a word?

Yes, what is it called?

Well, it's a little bit personal, you know.

Do you want me to step outside for a minute, Claude?

No, love, it's not that sort of personal.

The next bus isn't till five past one.

Who's that belong to?

Maggie Bolt and the Nerf.

Faith, you know, Truman.

I was wondering, how bad is she?

If she doesn't have dialysis soon, she probably won't be with us much longer.

I think so.

Maggie?

Who are those two girls in your Land Rover?

Well, I'll be over in a couple of hours.

You're awful.

So, we'd rather... Remember when I went down to Brighton

to go to university with you?

What? The professor?

Of course not.

The who?

I mean, you won't be needing them now, Mrs Tattersall. Now you've got a tumble

dryer. That's only for when it rains.

I like to think my clothes get a nice fresh breeze at them, especially me

unmentionables. There'll be no charge, you know. We'll take them for note.

No, there won't, because you're not having them.

If it's scrap iron you're after, come with me.

My husband has now decided the war's over.

Till last week, he thought the look -flotter might come back.

So?

You can have that lot.

Hey, that's more like it.

There's a few quid there, David.

No, it's not washing line, Pulse.

You know, David, I do believe you're right.

Go and get the toolkit.

So the in -skis are over.

Feel the break at the pub.

Unless I don't know them, I thought.

Just so exciting.

Been away from home for the first time.

So what do you like?

It is lovely.

MXG 404. Drove off towards Whitby.

Thank you, sir.

Yes, it's been reported stolen already.

Yes, I'll have someone with you shortly. Thank you.

Whitby.

There, Robert.

Thank you.

There's Mr Scripps.

Measuring up the clients, apparently.

Hey, it's a good job we found that air raid shelter.

How much money have we got for Mrs Truman?

68 quid.

Oh, that's not enough.

I can count, David.

Well, what are you going to do, then?

I suppose I shall have to make up the difference.

What, yourself?

Yeah, unless you want to donate.

You're going to give Mrs. Truman the other... some of your own money?

Yes.

And she's not to know about it, all right, and neither is anybody else or

dead. Why?

I'm not losing my reputation for you or anybody else.

Have you ever thought of banning smoking in here?

It is a pub, Alf.

Smells like an autumn bonfire.

So, what have you discovered about Lewis?

Well, his lorry's illegal, his business is illegal, and he's got a pornographic

doll from Amsterdam.

Amsterdam?

Well, that's the only foreign run his lorries do.

How often?

Every Tuesday.

So, if we stop that Amsterdam lorry, we'll have the answer.

to...

father.

Right, thanks very much, Sarge. We'll be there in a few minutes.

Turn the street, will you?

Yeah.

Have a good trip.

Thanks.

We've got to go.

Sandra, the police are outside.

What?

How did they get here? I don't know.

Sit tight. We've done nothing wrong. Sit down. Laura, just sit down.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Gonna shoot you up down.

Take you in my arms.

I'm in love with you.

Love that is true.

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

Excuse me.

We've been a bit worried about you. Do you mind? You can't just push in here

like that.

If it's, um, about the car.

You know what it's about.

Now, come on.

There's got to be a better way of sorting out the mess you're in.

There's nothing wrong with me.

It's me.

I'm the one who's pregnant.

Right.

Both of you go outside and sit in the car with PC Bellamy.

You can't prove out.

Maybe not.

But we all know exactly what you were planning here.

Now, this may not be my patch, but it is his.

And from now on, he's going to be watching you like a hawk.

What are you doing here?

I told Watson... Hello, Tommy.

It's been a long time.

Oscar, I thought you'd retired.

Well, you know, once a copper.

There's hundreds of thousands here. This lot is full of them.

It seems your driver's been picking up more than appears on the invoice.

You're under arrest, Lawson.

Very anti -smoking, is PC Ventress.

Oh, Maggie.

Hey, this'll cheer her up.

Her first class returns to St Ives and they've booked her a long, sweet room

the week in the Excelsior.

I'm sorry, Claude.

I'm afraid Faith died this morning.

I know you thought a lot of her.

I don't know what to say.

Thank you.

Thanks, Maggie.

Yep. Bye.

The Lothan house is now on the market.

The deal at 8 ,000.

Oh, I'll give my banker a ring in the morning, then I can... My lovely chair!

Jackie, I'm really sorry. I didn't realise... Mike!

What?

I just don't believe it. What is it, Al? One thing after the other. I left those

lost property forms here. Right here.

Where are they now?

Here. The bet is not due till next week.

Well, I'll have topped myself with N. And it's for a fiver, not ten.

We'll call it a bonus for early completion.

Oh, do us all a favour. Go on, buy a thousand bags.

Well, just by chance.

Wait a minute.

Aren't those evidence?

These?

And a hundred thousand out the back.

Heartbeat, what do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat.

Why does the love kiss stay in my memory?