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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

Sometimes I feel a little mad.

Don't you know that no one alive...

She heard a noise.

Looked outside.

And there he was.

Running towards the house.

Hey. Hey, Phil.

Come on, mate.

Blindly. A policeman never sleeps.

Hey, Phil.

Oh, yeah.

Cheers. I think I'll manage.

No sign of a forced entry.

You can't see anything missing?

No. No, Mrs Bridge, you probably imagined it. She's getting on a bit.

there was someone trying to break in, but they couldn't. Well, nothing's been

taken. There doesn't seem to be any evidence of a break -in.

Maybe there wasn't a burglar.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Well, look, it's very late. There doesn't seem to be any real cause for

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

Well, we'll leave it at that, then, shall we?

Someone's left to get up for work in a few hours.

Thanks for your trouble, PC Bradley.

But I'm sure it was nothing.

It's going to be tricky if the camshaft's gone.

Oh, go on, Uncle Bernie, you can do it.

Of course I can do it. It'll cost a few bob.

Ah, well, the thing is, I'm a bit short at the moment.

When weren't you?

From what your mother says, you should spend less time playing golf.

If I keep on my winning streak, you'll see your money in no time.

Tell you what.

You can have these to be getting on with.

Brand new, they are. I won them last week.

I don't play golf.

Well, give them to a friend, then. Now, look, I've got to rush or I'll miss the

bus. Call me at my mum's.

Out of pocket again.

It's all right.

It's all right. I'll take them off your hands, if you like.

You don't play golf, either.

No, but I know some men who do.

Are you sure that's the time?

Yep. Must be that business last night that's got us at sixes and sevens.

Where's my watch?

You're right.

What a drag.

Another hour in bed.

I was hoping for blue iris, his favourite colour.

But this is all they had.

I think they're very nice, Mrs Robinson.

It'll be 20 years this year.

Doesn't seem like it.

It's hard to believe.

34 he'd be now. Grown up.

Anyway, better be getting on.

You take care of yourself.

Morning, Oscar.

I need three stamps.

It's urgent business.

I hope this golf competition isn't going to take up all your time.

Well, that depends how far I get in the tournament.

Well, I hope not, because I might need your help with something.

Oh, aye?

I'm in a bit of a rush just now, but let's just say I might be about to

surprise on a certain someone, if all goes to plan.

Morning, Mr. MacDonald.

We thought you must be up sick. No, I don't understand.

You know, you were meant to be in a meeting with Mr. Handley.

Mr.

MacDonald, is everything all right? This isn't like you.

No, I'm sorry, Mr. Handley. I can explain. My watch says quarter to nine.

thought it was later. It's quarter to eleven.

Perhaps it's time you bought a new watch. Yes, but I don't think you

Mr. Handley.

A duck, then?

Ah, six briefs. Oh, nice one, Claude. Why do you want so many?

It's prize -giving dinner after tournament.

And if you can keep undercutting butcher's prices like this, I don't see

point in dopping.

I couldn't agree with you more, sir.

Right.

There you are.

Now, this little competition of ours, do you fancy a flutter? It's good odds.

Are they? How good?

Well, your little pal Blaketon's in with a chance, but...

Current favourite, Smyth and Club Captain 3 -1.

Is it members only, then, that? No, it's open.

Why, Claude, are you thinking of entering?

Well, with my knees, no, but I've got a mate who might like to have a go.

Well, he's changed every clock in the house. The hall clock, the alarm clock,

watch and Tim's watch.

He must have been standing there right beside our bed whilst we slept.

Exactly when did you realise this cricket trophy was missing?

When I came back this morning. I think Tim would have noticed if it was taken

last night.

He's kept it for years. He's put ten wickets in the school's championship

or something.

Oh, right, I see. And have you noticed anything else was taken, anything at

Yes, he's cleared my fridge out.

Oh, right, I see.

Well, you must have got in when you were out this morning.

I only went as far as the shops.

Well, that's...

Plenty of time for him to get in and get back out again, believe him. Well, he's

obviously been watching me the whole time.

This is where he's been getting in. He's had the jimmy at open. Look, you can

see the marks.

Look, make sure you keep these windows properly secured until we catch up with

him. I don't understand. Why?

Why would somebody do this? That business with the clock from Tim's

trophy. It just doesn't make any sense.

So you're going through with it, then?

Here, let me give you a hand. No, I'm fine, honestly.

I've nearly finished.

He's a lucky man, Neil.

Twice.

Here, look, I wish you all the best.

Thanks.

Afternoon, Constable.

Better get going.

Here, I need to go.

Right,

we'll get someone up there straight away.

I like that.

So, shall I meet you here?

Hold on a minute, will you?

Yes, Pantros?

Just had a call, Sarge. Sounds like there are kids playing up at the old

Fars were spotted there last night.

Right. Tell Bellamy and Bradley to get on up there and make sure it's sealed

off. Yes, Sarge.

That's it.

What's all this about, Claude? Don't you know I've got a business to run? Well,

more than make up for all you lose, which is more than that nephew of yours

for you. Where is he, by the way? At his mother's. Can we go now?

Of course we can.

If you finish trying to dig that hole.

Somebody's had themselves a bit of a feast.

Yep.

Ah, the kids.

They're always up here.

No matter what we do, it's hard to keep them out.

Some of the mineshafts right here are a mile deep, so they say.

Interesting.

What?

Donald had a trophy you're missing.

Weird.

No, don't reckon it's kids.

Someone's been living here, sleeping rough.

Now, if the same bloke has been breaking into the McDonald's and this was his

kid, chances are he'll be back for it.

Right.

Well, all we have to do is come back early tomorrow morning and catch him.

better still, stay here and wait.

No point barfing up the best chance of nicking him, is there?

No point at all.

I didn't fancy a night out in Whitby anyway.

I've put wire around the window catcher so whoever it was can't get in there and

I'll go to the locksmith tomorrow and see what else we can do. Good idea.

Hey.

Don't worry.

It'll be fine, won't it? But I can't figure it out. Why would anyone turn the

clocks back by two hours and then steal your stupid cricket trophy, for goodness

sake? That trophy I'll have you know represents one of the proudest moments

my life.

He must have been watching the house.

What if he's still out there?

I wonder who it is.

Who would do this to him?

tomorrow and catch him.

Who could surprise him?

What a great night this is turning out to be.

I could have been him with me. The girl on the island dancing in the night.

What do you want?

Tell me what you're doing here, please, sir.

I'll ask you the same question you're sneaking about. What's up with you?

This is private property.

You shouldn't be here.

This belongs to you, does it?

Yeah.

Would you open your pockets, please, sir? What for?

Phil, sit down.

Win many cricket trophies with us, do you?

You broke into a house.

Twice.

Didn't you?

Yeah.

And Tim went running to you a lot, did he?

Sounds like Tim, that.

You know the MacDonald?

It's a joke, that's all.

A joke?

Yeah.

He's a mate of mine.

Why don't you go and ask him?

Ah,

Bernie!

I thought you'd drawn me in the first round, but it's all good experience when

you're learning.

It's why the handicap system works. It brings it all a bit closer.

Actually, Mr.

Blayton... Don't you worry, Bernie. You just do your best.

Well... Mr. Blayton?

Aye. Who are you?

Oh, I'm playing you in the first round.

I don't think so. This is my opponent, Mr. Scripps here.

Uncle Bernie?

You're kidding.

He wouldn't know which way round to all the club.

Your uncle.

Perhaps I can be of assistance, Oscar. You see, you're drawn to play B scripts,

aren't you?

Now, that don't mean Bernie scripts. See, somebody's got to hold the wrong

of the stick. See, they're both B scripts, but you're not playing Bernie

scripts, you're playing his nephew, Barry.

My nephew, Barry.

I'm just his caddy, Mr Blayton. I'm sorry if there's been any

Wouldn't surprise me if he hasn't played before.

What does he play off? Them little white things.

Excuse me, Mr MacDonald.

The Constable Bradford.

All right.

Thank you.

Good morning.

Morning.

Is this something to do with the break -in?

Yes.

We've arrested a suspect.

He sends an old friend of yours.

Carl Tassel.

A friend?

We were in the same class at school together, and we did used to hang around

together for a while, but we were never really friends.

Right. He seems to think you'd understand it was all a joke.

A joke?

You can call that sort of thing a joke.

As far as I remember, he was always up to no good.

I suppose you can't blame him with his father being out of jail all the time.

But this is all very embarrassing.

What else has he been saying? Probably all sorts of ridiculous things.

No, not as far as I know.

Anyway, let's just forget it. I don't want him charged with the breaking.

You don't?

Of course not. He didn't do any real harm, did he, when he took some food?

Well, it might serve as a deterrent if you think he's going to keep bothering

you. No.

OK, if you're absolutely sure.

Yes, sir.

Right,

well, we'll release him and I'll strongly suggest he leaves the area.

If he doesn't bother you again.

Phone for you, Mary.

Again, for me.

Thanks. Don't mind finishing that off for me.

Sure.

Looks like she's keeping you in order.

Yeah, she is.

Oh, yeah. But I wouldn't mind the place to myself again.

How much longer is she staying?

I don't know.

Well, maybe that's what all this is about.

Maybe she's making arrangements to go back home.

Yeah.

Okay, that'll be... Hiya, Oscar.

How did the golf go?

Did you win?

Don't ask.

Did you lose by much?

If you must know, Bellamy, it was a personal worst.

which is why I've come in here, not the club.

It's on the house.

Commiseration. Thanks, Gina.

Just the game, Sarge.

Golf is not just a game, Bellamy.

It's a way of life.

And that tournament's been hijacked by outside elements.

And I know exactly who's to blame.

I don't know what you're giving me in such a manner about, Trevor. He is not

B -scripts I took the bet on. He's the man I took the lot on.

You brought him up here yesterday, remember, so as I could size him up. No,

Trevor, I didn't. I brought Bernie up here yesterday because he's learning to

play. I mean, you've seen him. There's no way I'm going to back him in the

competition, is there? I'll be just chucking my money away. Listen, I gave

odds of 50 to 1.

If he wins that 50 quid, I'll be out put to break even. That, dear Trevor, is

the way the lot flops.

Hello, Tim.

What are you doing back here?

What do you want, Carl?

Trip home, that's all.

You've broken into my house.

My wife's at her wit's end. What are you playing at?

A little joke, that's all.

Get round here. I can't talk to you.

So, saved of old friends here.

Don't understand our work here. I'm the deputy manager.

I've already had the police round.

Surprised you didn't guess it were me.

All that business with clocks, putting them a two hours out.

Mind you something?

Jenny's been, um... She's been terrified.

We haven't been able to sleep.

Well, you'll be able to explain what the job are all about, won't you?

You have Teldr, haven't you?

Of course I haven't.

I've not told anyone.

Neither have I.

I said I've been tempted.

Solely tempted sometimes.

Are you crazy?

Now, you know what it would mean if it got out.

For both of us.

Not just me.

Look.

Come on, look.

You're obviously, uh... You're obviously down on your luck. Let me, uh...

I'll give you some money.

I don't want your money!

You're no better than me, are you?

You're better than getting away with it!

You owe me much more than money!

You're right about Scythe Hall having form, Sarge.

Did a stint in Pentonville for burglary. Only released a few weeks ago.

If he took Bradley's warning seriously, he'll be out of the area by now.

But be on your guard.

Yes, Sarge.

I'll say goodnight then.

Right, Sarge.

Anything exciting?

Sorry? Are you doing anything tonight, Sarge?

No, not especially.

Night out, yes.

Anyway, goodnight to you both.

Night, Sarge.

Told you he was up to something.

Neil? Devil!

You okay?

Yes, fine.

I'm fine.

It's nice to know people remember it.

Twenty years.

Think I'd have come to terms with it by now.

It doesn't go away.

I know.

Come on, I'll walk with you.

What's his secret? That's what I want to know.

I mean, you wouldn't think that Sarge had much in way of sex appeal, would

Don't ask me.

I mean, come on, do you really think that was his mistress?

She was waiting for him outside.

Let's go.

Thanks very much. Thanks.

What's going on? I didn't order anything.

No, I did.

What, all this?

What are you doing?

I do the ordering.

I'm sure it'll all get drunk, Gina.

I wouldn't say I'm counting the days, but... You don't mean that.

Are you two free on Friday night?

I'm having a bit of a do.

Oh, yeah?

What's the occasion?

You'll find out.

Only don't let on, Gina.

Careful.

What's that door doing out?

I didn't leave it like that.

Hang on.

You don't think that... Hello?

Phone the police.

And you've always kept the shotgun in that corner?

Yes. It's been there for years.

It belonged to Roger, my husband.

I should have got rid of it.

I don't know why I didn't.

Sentimental reasons, perhaps.

He definitely had it with him when he ran out.

Now, were there cartridges with it?

No.

It's funny.

We had some real rows about that gun.

My husband once found Sean and his friends messing about with it. It gave

real leathery. But I said it shouldn't even be in the house.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's just that it's the anniversary of Sean's death.

I know this happened.

Is this you from here?

Yeah, that's Sean.

He fell down a mine shaft.

They said it was an accident.

I'll be OK.

I'll go and put the kettle on, shall I?

So, you didn't get much of a look in there?

No, he was wearing a balaclava.

How tall was he, would you say?

Tall?

About six foot.

He was wearing a dark jacket, workman's jacket, something like that. Black or

navy blue.

Really?

Great.

Thanks, Maggie. You've been a real help.

Any luck?

No.

Nah. I suppose you would have to be pretty stupid to come back.

He thinks we could be looking for him.

Well, yeah. Let's get back, ask a few questions, see if anyone's seen him.

Hey.

I suppose this must be where that kid got killed.

Yeah.

Can you imagine?

I'm sorry, I have no idea where he is.

And he hasn't tried to contact you?

Well, yes, actually. I mean, I've seen him. I saw him last night.

Really?

He came round here.

Can you tell me what time?

About 7 .30. He knocked on the door, invited himself in. I had a couple of

drinks with him for old time's sake.

Took me till gone now to get rid of him.

Are you sure it was 7 .30?

Positive.

What's he supposed to have done?

There was a break -in last night.

Shotgun was taken.

Shotgun? Yes, it belonged to Mrs. Robinson.

The man was seen leaving the house.

Everything all right, Tim?

Yeah, it's fine. We're just cleaning up a few things, that's all. You'd better

get going, darling. You're going to be late.

Yeah, if he's telling the truth, that is. Well, why wouldn't he be?

I don't know. I mean, about his manner.

Oh, come on, mate.

Hey, how many suspects can there be? I mean, Maggie described the jacket pretty

well. Yeah, I was...

They're looking for you.

I just booked a piece of Bradley.

Did you tell them I was with you last night?

Yes, just like you said.

Good. That's me off the opening.

Look, maybe you'd better get going.

I don't even know if you believe me.

No, I won't be going anywhere soon, not just yet.

Talk about this bank of yours.

What's it set up? The bank? I'm not telling you anything about the bank. Are

out of your mind?

Shouldn't have done that.

Lying to the police.

If you try and make me do any more, I'll tell them. And how are you going to

explain to them why you gave me a phony alibi, eh?

They'd be interested in that, wouldn't they?

You're an accessory now.

Deft of a shotgun.

I'm not telling you anything about the bank.

Okay.

Have it your own way.

But you'd better watch your back, wouldn't you?

You and that pretty little wife of yours.

I hope he's cutting you in for a share of what he stands to make if you win

final tomorrow.

I'm getting a bit room twisted, Trevor.

It's only money.

Mind you, you'll have to beat Smythson.

It's orange juice, isn't it? Thank you.

Now, I'm just here for the competition.

You've a nice little course here. I've half a mind to join.

Well, you'd better be quick about it.

Club's being bought up by developers, rumour has it. Turned into some posh

country club.

Oh, yeah?

Mind you, members aren't bothered.

Developers will have to buy him out. There's plenty of money on the table.

What do you have to actually do to become a member?

Well, you need to be able to play for a start.

Then they have to let you join, make sure you're the right sort. Oh, no.

Oh, no chance. No, don't even think about it, Claude.

So, the coroner's verdict was...

Death by misadventure?

Well, Sean just fell.

Well, nobody believed it. There had to be more to it than that.

He'd gone?

Well, the lads swore that they weren't with Sean.

There's no way he'd have been up at the old mine by himself.

And the people reckoned Carl had a hand in it, eh? Well, that's what the gossip

was.

His whole family were always troublemakers. The problems we had with

Conquerness, fighting, you name it.

And what about Carl?

Well, he was always in trouble at school for bullying.

The last two people to see Sean were Southall and Tim McDonald.

Yes. Tim McDonald was one of the lads.

Now, as I recall, there was some discrepancy over time.

Er, yeah.

They said Sean went home for lunch, but a witness reckons he saw all three of

them some hours later, which would mean they were all together that afternoon.

Yeah, well, you could see the car was lying, hiding something, but nobody

prove it.

Well, in the end, the coroner had no choice but to bring in the verdict that

did.

Now, this is a small place, and people around here never forget.

Eventually, the family were forced to leave the village.

Yet Tim stayed.

Yes. Well, he got mixed up with the wrong lad at the wrong time.

Good day at work.

What's got into you?

Nothing. Does it have to be a reason for a cuddle?

What was that?

Steve.

It's blown in. It was out when I came in. There must have been a gust of wind.

thought I heard a shot. Shot?

Come on. I did. I'm sure I did. It was just the wind a -banging shot, all

Please, just get a dustpan and brush. We need to get this tidied.

I'll go and board it up.

I've had enough.

Are you out of your mind?

I'm going to the police. Well, we'll do that.

I don't care anymore.

Meet me by the old bridge.

Nine o 'clock tomorrow.

Oh, please, Carl. You do what I tell you, and I'll be out of your life for

That's all I'm asking.

I can't.

Good at coppers, eh?

I reckon you've got more to lose than I have.

What do you think?

I'm going to tell them what happened all them years ago.

I'm sure Robinson really died.

What really happened?

It's up to you.

We stuck to our stories. We'd get away with it, you said.

No.

You were the one that got away with it, weren't you?

Eh?

Have you any idea what it was like for me?

Everybody hated me.

All the teachers, all the other kids.

I got spat on in the street.

Not you, though, eh?

Goody two -shoes, Tim.

Wouldn't surprise me if you knew I'd end up getting blamed for it. I didn't,

Carl, I swear I didn't. When people think you're bad, that's all they see.

Everybody thought I was a villain, didn't they, eh?

Just like his father, that's what they said.

Well, my life would have been different.

If it hadn't happened, I could have done something with my life, like you.

So you still owe me. Please.

Please, Carl, don't do this.

It's crazy. I work at the bank. Well, this is exactly why it will work.

Don't worry, I've thought it through.

And a lot of time, you know, you nigg.

You wait for me out here, you take me and my cash to Whitby, right?

Bank you work at. I want the layout.

I want to know where the money's kept.

Draw it for me.

Go on.

Draw it!

Mr Smythson. Yes?

I believe you're the chap I have to talk to about club membership.

What? If you can get me in, there'll be a few bobbing in for you.

I beg your pardon?

I'm not averse to giving you a bit of dropsy.

How dare you?

We expect a certain standard of behaviour among our members, and, I

certain class of person.

Good day to you, Mr Greengrass. I have a tournament to win.

You'll be back yourself each way.

Then you!

You!

Fill that now!

That's all there is.

It's all the money we've bought. Don't test my patience!

There's a safe out there! You've got the keys!

Open it now!

Get your head down!

Turn round!

OK, just try and stay calm. We're coming down.

There's been an armed robbery at the bank. One man in, he's just scarpered.

Let's go. Come on, move it.

How many more rolls have we got to play? Last one.

What's the score exactly?

All square.

Look at that.

Look at that. I hope you're keeping my winnings warm.

You know, Claude, if there's one thing that takes stinging out a favourite

winning this tournament, it's the knowledge of your pound safe in my

You've got some bottling up to do, isn't it?

Smytheson's in the trees. If it's a lost ball, he drops a shot.

That's good.

It's not bad.

Let's go and see how bad it is.

Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?

You see that?

Cheating, I'd call it. He talks about a certain standard of behaviour.

Flaming hypocrite.

Look at that.

Get his ball.

Give it here.

What do you want this for?

Insurance.

And if Barry wins, we might get a double up.

Stop the gun.

How much do you reckon he got away with?

He emptied the main safe.

Maybe 6 ,000 pounds.

He seemed to know exactly what he was doing.

How do you mean?

He knew it was out the back.

Almost as if he knew his way around.

Will you start back from lunch now?

Yes.

Except for Mr. MacDonald.

Where on earth is he?

Is there someone like him?

Southall's the obvious suspect.

Shotgun, he's got form.

What if Tim McDonald holds him?

From what the manager says, he could have had inside information.

I just don't see why he'd take the risk.

Well, look, we know he knows Carl Southall, and he gave him a phony alibi

yesterday, and, uh, he's not here.

What are you doing?

I've got a migraine.

Well, have you taken anything for it?

Come ask for it in the cupboard.

Tim, you look terrible.

Is your husband here, Mrs Macdonald?

Yes.

We'd like a word, if you wouldn't mind.

Oh, what a shame he's missed.

Come on, Barry, let's have it in the open.

Lord.

He got it in.

I'll go get the opens up, Trevor.

Trevor?

Trevor?

You didn't tell anyone at the bank you had a migraine?

No, it came on very quickly. Look, I've got a splitting head. I really must go

and lie down.

Why don't we take a look around?

A look around?

I suppose so.

We'd have to eliminate in every possibility, sir.

I don't understand, just because I came back here when I was thick.

We've reason to believe that Carl Southall was involved in the robbery.

Southall's an old friend of mine. I've explained that before.

We've been the victims of break -ins by this man. He's somebody my husband knew

20 years ago.

What's this to do with us?

Recognise any of this lot?

Oh, that's definitely Southall. I remember him when he was a kid.

He looks a bit like MacDonald.

Well, we know they knew each other.

Well, it doesn't make Tim an accomplice.

But this, on the other hand, is a bit harder to explain.

And the winner of the Ashfordly Open is Barry Scripps.

Mr Smyth, how about signing my form? I've already told you, the membership's

of the question. Really? Well, you know when you played that marvellous shot out

of the rough on the last hole?

I'm afraid there was somebody watching you, and they saw what you got up to.

And unfortunately for you, they picked up the original ball that you left

behind.

Didn't they?

So seeing as this club believes in a certain standard of behaviour and a

class of person, and seeing as you're the club captain, I might just have to

public. Would you like to borrow Bernie's pen?

Pay your fees to Mr Blakepool. He's the membership secretary.

Thank you very much.

Don't worry, I won't be playing very often.

Oh, true.

It's about time you let me have a few reddits.

I just don't understand all these insinuations. Ah.

We found this in the water room.

Somebody's put that there.

He's put it there. Southall, if it's him who did the robbery.

Perhaps he put it there as your share of the proceeds. No.

Look.

You're right.

I should have told you straight away, but I couldn't.

He came here.

He had a gun.

He said if I didn't cooperate with him, he'd hurt Jenny.

He's put that there for me to take the blame.

He must have come here after the robbery.

Why didn't you tell us this when we arrived?

I couldn't think straight.

The man's insane. He's got a gun.

He made me tell him about the bank.

I wanted to warn him, but he said he was watching me if I tried to contact the

police.

That's the truth.

I'll give a statement.

I'll do anything I can to help you catch him.

Yeah, but you still haven't told us why you left the money here.

I... I can't.

Vengeance.

You wanted to frame me.

Vengeance?

Vengeance for what?

Is... Is this something to do with Sean Robinson's death?

You two knew each other back then, didn't you?

You were with Carl the day Sean died. Someone saw you with him exactly two

later than you said.

Yes.

And your clocks.

That's why you changed them by two hours.

Yes.

Mr Macdonald, there's strong evidence to suggest that you're an accomplice in a

bank robbery.

If there's something else you'd like to tell us.

It was an accident.

What was?

When Sean was killed.

All those years ago.

We were with him.

We were messing about. We were...

We were playing.

He didn't want to go near the edge. He... He was scared and... I was teasing

and... I pushed him.

I pushed him too hard and... He lost his footing and... He fell.

I heard him at the bottom.

It took such a long time.

I couldn't scream.

I never meant to kill him.

I never meant to make him fall.

You killed him.

And now Carl's come back, and he... He says it's destroyed his life, but it

He got the blame.

And now he wants me to take the blame for this.

And I am the blame.

Alf, what's the latest on Saigon?

Well, he's moved out of our area, that's for sure. We put out in all stations

and all ports warning.

Looks like the whole thing worked out, if you ask me. Maybe he'll get away with

it. Unlike MacDonald.

He's going to court for killing Sean Robinson.

Who'd have believed him?

Look, look.

Claude, a glass of champagne.

Champagne? It gives me heartburn.

Not like you to turn down a free drink.

Is it?

Come on, then, I'll take a chance.

Really? What's going on?

This is a pub. You can't just give drink away.

Can I have your attention, everyone, please?

I've got some news.

As you know, I've been up here a few months now helping Gina out.

And I'd like to say I've really enjoyed myself.

I always knew it was going to be very hard to say goodbye.

So much so.

I've decided to stay.

I'm moving to Aidensfield.

And I thought I'd ask you all over for a little celebration.

I've sold the guesthouse.

It's all taken care of.

I didn't want to say anything till I was sure.

You are pleased?

Yeah, of course.

Just so unexpected.

We're going to have so much fun, Gina. Us two running the place together.

Ah, Bernie.

What was it you were saying about splitting the wings, Claude?

Don't worry.

With the money I'm going to make out of that development at the golf club,

there'll be no problem for a change.

There are.

25 quid, and you'll notice I've not taken a penny out in expenses.

What expenses?

I could have made some up.

Ah, Oscar, just the line I wanted to say. I've got something to show you.

Whatever it is, I don't want it. You want to see this? Here, look here.

The captain of your golf club has signed my application for membership, so

whether you like it or not, I am in.

Smilerson has let you into our golf club. That is what it says.

So, how much do the subs like to have, Bob?

The annual subscription is 20 pounds.

20 quid?

I thought that would make you change your tune.

Not at all.

There you are.

Twenty quid.

I can afford it.

After all, what's twenty quid, considering what those developers are

pay us members?

Developers? Haven't you heard? They've pulled out.

As secretary of the club, I thought it my duty to point out the ancient grazing

rights on the land adjacent to the clubhouse.

Apparently, they don't think that sheep grazing quite fits the image of an

upmarket country club.

I think I might have changed my mind.

Can I... We don't give refunds, Greengrass.

Club rules.

Bernie. Bring my 25 quid back.

Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Why doesn't love just stay in my memory?