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Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

It was probably just a fox.

Derek, it wasn't a fox.

There was someone following me.

But I thought you said you didn't actually see anyone.

But I knew there was someone there.

It's been happening for a few days now.

What has?

Someone keeps watching me.

I just keep feeling their eyes on me.

Come on, darling, don't let's get carried away.

Oh, we'll have to restock for tomorrow.

Can you get down to the office?

You'll have to give me some money.

Oh, tell her to put it on the account.

Derek, they won't put it on the account. We're way over the limit.

They've written to us twice already.

OK, OK, I'll give you a cheque.

We are a little overwrought, aren't we?

No hungry?

No.

How's your dad?

He says he's coping.

But it'll take him a while to get used to being on his own.

Yeah, I thought I might pop over there later this week.

Give him a hand sorting out Mum's things.

Well, I'll drive you if you like.

No, it's all right. It's probably better if I go by myself.

I thought we might go to the pictures this week.

Take my mind off things.

No, I just fancy going, that's all.

OK.

Whatever you want.

Oh, here you go. What about this bloke? A pure and chaste bloke. Sounds like me.

Oh, yeah? You reckon?

It's me, not here.

Oh, it's not in the crowd.

You frighten me.

Use your talk. You're making enough noise to waken the dead.

Morning, Claude. Morning.

all right? I don't know. You better ask Romeo and Juliet here.

Well, we were just taking a look around the grave.

Len's ancestors came from around here, so we're trying to put together a family

tree. Ah, what was the name?

Len and Julie Wilcox.

Well, I don't know any Wilcoxes in Aidensfield.

Oh, it would have been a long time ago.

Mate, you haven't seen any gravestones with the name Wilcox on them, have you?

Nay, I pay to cut the grass, not read the epitaphs.

Have you tried any other graveyards?

Oh, are there others around here? Oh, yes.

Look, why don't you have a word with the vicar first?

And he might let you have a look at the register of marriages and deaths. That

could save you some time.

Oh, great.

Thanks. Good luck.

479, hello?

Hello?

Two jammed donuts, please.

What can I get you?

Oh, um, uh, a cup of tea.

Tea? Anything else?

Uh, well, I'm not quite sure.

Um, perhaps a biscuit?

We don't do biscuits.

We've got pies, tarts, donuts, cream buns, sausage rolls, no biscuits.

Sorry. Two jammed doughnuts, when you've got a minute, please, Mary.

Oh, I think I'll have a jammed doughnut, too.

How much is that, Thorpen?

How much?

Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

It's just that everything is so expensive now.

Two jammed doughnuts, please.

You pay when you leave. You don't pay now.

Oh, yes, I see.

Thank you.

Sorry.

Two jam doughnuts.

Has this man threatened you at all?

No.

Has he tried to talk to you?

Well, I haven't actually seen him.

Not yet.

Well, that does make things a bit difficult, Mrs Lightfoot. But I know

there.

Why does everyone find it so hard to understand?

It's just if we had a little bit more to go on. Look... Forget it.

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

It's probably just my imagination.

Sorry.

What have you got there, Ventus?

Elevenses, sir.

Your elevenses finished five minutes ago by my watch.

So, where are you off to after Eden's deal, then?

Well, Len's got this huge great trip planned. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we're going all over Europe.

Ah, Paris, then Rome, then down to St. Tropez, Monaco.

We're staying in all the top hotels, aren't we, Len? Yeah.

Must be costing you to view, Bob. Well, Len's business is doing real well back

home. Why do you think I married him?

Sometimes I think that is the only reason you married me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I can change that.

All right.

How about a traveller's check?

I tell you what, we'll put it on your bill, eh?

Settle up when you leave?

Right, yeah. Thanks a lot.

OK.

How have you been getting on? Any luck finding your relatives' graves?

Not as yet, mate, but it's early days. Yeah, because I was wondering, probably

what you could do with, you know, is somebody to show you about a bit. You

somebody with a bit of expert local knowledge.

Well, we weren't really looking to hire a guide.

I wouldn't want paying.

It's what we English call helping out.

If you don't mind, mate, that'd be real nice of you. Well, get me while you got

me, because I'm doing note this afternoon.

Julie, Julie, over here, I found one, look.

Ethel Wilcox.

Hey!

Oh, look, there's others, Len.

Blimey down, the whole family's here.

Better get these written down for the family tree.

Hey, why don't we go inside the church and read the marriage register? It'll

probably give you a lot more names.

I can't bear the thought of someone going through my things.

Are you sure it's just the scarves that I'm missing?

I can't see anything else.

They're definitely here this morning?

Yes.

I was trying to decide which one to wear.

Can you describe them?

They were both silk.

One was blue with a gold pattern and the other was red with a white background.

Why should anyone want to steal my scarves?

There you go, Jules.

Patrick Wilcox, that's Ethel's old son.

Married Joan Frump in 1811.

Married who, did you say?

Joan Frump.

You've got to be joking.

What's the medical?

Well, you can't have.

Why not?

Well, a lot of my father's family were Frumps.

You mean?

We must be related.

It's simple, really. The way it works out is that my auntie's mother's cousin

your father's uncle's third cousin. So what does that make us?

Cousins, I suppose.

Once or twice removed, you know. Anyway, why don't we sit down? I'll show you

how it all works out. All right.

What are you up to, Claude?

I'm not up to anything. These happen to be long -lost Australian relatives.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Don't make something out of it. Just keep it out, all right.

I know what I didn't ask you. What do you actually do in Australia?

Oh, all sorts, mate.

Land, property, import, export. Well, you've picked the right place here, you

know, because the potential is marvellous. Really?

Oh, yeah. I mean, anybody who's got a few bob to spare. I mean, it's wide open

for investments.

The trouble is, Claude, how would I keep an eye on things from 12 ,000 miles

away? Well, that's the beauty, isn't it? I mean, I could manage it for you. You?

Yeah, I mean, all Len's got to do is put up a bit of money.

Thanks, but no thanks.

lends a real tough fella to do business with. I think I could learn to live with

that. It might interfere with our newfound relationship.

I don't see why.

I mean, it'd still be a family business, wouldn't it? I mean, if I had a few bob

to spare, I'd keep it in the family and look after my own.

Sorry, mate.

I'm keeping my money where I can see it.

Down under.

Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. The Hobbit of Bad News, but, uh...

That's true of mine, I believe. I don't think so.

Sorry about that.

A wreath goes all round, and how about some coffee, darling?

There's someone in the garden, look!

Oh, come on, darling, your eyes are playing tricks on me. Oh, please, Derek,

have a look. Go on.

Oh, will you believe me?

I'll phone the police.

So neither of you can identify this man?

It was all so quick. It was just a blur. I looked up and I saw someone and...

And he'd gone.

And then when I got to the window, he was at the far end of the lawn and,

could have been anyone. Nothing smart.

Not even footprints.

At least things keep happening.

First someone starts following me, then we get broken into, and then this.

Could it be the same man, Sergeant?

It has to be.

Well, I think we should keep an open mind for the moment, sir, but it's worth

taking precautions.

See? They think he's dangerous.

Darling, why don't you go and look after our guests?

They're probably wondering what the devil's going on.

Sergeant, do you think it could be someone with...

Well, an unhealthy interest in Jean.

Well, it's a possibility, sir, but we can't be sure of anything yet.

Well, it's turning her into a nervous wreck.

I want him caught, Sergeant.

We can't put up with much more of this.

Don't worry about supper for me tonight, Arlene. I'm taking Jo to the picture.

Oh, God!

How is she?

Well, it's hard to say.

She doesn't seem to want to shoulder her cry. Well, not mine, anyway.

People deal with grief in different ways, Nick.

She's still very shocked.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Give her time. She'll be all right.

Yeah, I hope so.

Hey!

To your table.

You just try and enjoy yourselves tonight.

Bye, then.

Bye -bye, Daddy.

What are

you

doing hanging around here?

You've no right to frighten me like that. I'm sorry.

I'm really very sorry. If you'd just let me explain... This woman was outside my

back door hanging around.

I'm sorry.

Yes, I should have come to the front door, not the back door. It's so silly.

One forgets.

Would you mind telling me what you're calling about?

It's a social call.

It doesn't matter. It's not important.

I'm an old friend of Derek's.

You know my husband.

I thought I'd drop in on him.

Surprise him.

Derek's at work.

Yes. So silly of me.

Wasn't thinking straight.

I'll, um... I'll come back another time.

Excuse me.

What's that in your handbag?

In my bag?

Oh, nothing. It's just odds and ends. If you wouldn't mind, please.

I don't know. What are you doing with them?

To think, after all that, it was you they were related to.

What a family they turned out to be and all.

I think Julie was hoping for someone a bit more, well, upper class.

Sorry if I disappointed her.

She's a right snob, really. For an Australian.

You reckon?

Yeah.

I reckon.

She was secretly hoping for someone like Lord Ashfordly.

Still,

you can't choose your relatives.

Really?

Derek will explain.

Derek will explain everything.

He'll sort things out.

So you were a friend of his?

Oh, more than a friend.

We were very close.

You could say I was an old flame.

His wife thinks someone's been spying on her recently.

Me?

Why would I do that?

Have you made phone calls to the house?

Yes. Yes, I did make one or two.

I did so want to get in touch.

When did you get in touch?

I just kept losing my nerve.

I know I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't have kept hanging up like

just wanted to speak to her.

To see what sort of woman Derek married.

What about these headscarves?

How exactly did he come by those?

The headscarves?

Yes, I... When I went to the house yesterday, the door was open.

I went in.

I know I...

I know I was snooping.

But... I sold the scarves.

They were just the sort of thing Derek would have bought for me.

So you took them?

Mm.

But that's why I went back today.

To give them back.

And to apologise.

You're not going to lock me up?

Are you?

You see, the thing is, Lynn, because of all the excitement, I forgot to tell you

about the other side of the family. The other side? Yeah, I've done a diagram.

Look here. You might as well have a look at that. It's self -explanatory.

What's this?

What? All these lords and ladies.

Yeah, well, that's what I was telling you about.

There is a bit of aristocratic blood in the family.

They're having a song, Claude.

They've been on the source or something, mate.

No, it's all down there.

And you, young lady, you've married yourself into an old English family

got a very fine pedigree.

I need a drink. Now, hang on, then. Your mum did say she thought we were related

to aristocracy.

Our family?

I must have been born on the wrong side of the blanket.

Why don't you come round to the house for a cup of tea and then I can tell you

all about it, because I want to show you some things that have been handed down

through the generations. You know, heirlooms.

Heirlooms? Oh, maybe we should have a look.

Mr Lightfoot's dad.

Hello, Derek.

It's been a long time.

Sorry.

Oh, this is Miss Williamson, sir.

She tells us you two know each other. Can you confirm that?

No, I've never seen her before. Derek.

It's me.

Susan.

Oh, for goodness sake. You're not going to tell me you've forgotten.

I'm very sorry, but I think you must have me confused with someone else.

It would have been quite a long time ago, sir.

21 years?

No, 22.

Have I really changed so much?

Lost my looks?

You're sure you've never met her? I'm positive.

I've never seen her before.

If it was just a brief friendship.

But it wasn't.

We were going out together. We were engaged to be married.

Derek!

You must remember.

Rowan.

Derek.

Wait, please.

Sorry about that, sir. No, not at all.

I wish I could help.

She seems very confused.

Maybe it's his memory.

Yes.

He will remember.

Well, clearly one of you is mistaken, Miss Williamson.

Right, now.

We'll need your permanent address.

Yes, my permanent address.

Yes.

Let me see.

It's the Grange. School Lane.

Lichett, Metravica.

Now, we'll know in a day or two if this will be taken any further.

But I'm not a criminal.

Please.

I've explained.

I was going to take the scarves back.

Well, it won't be my decision, Miss Williamson.

It'll be up to divisional headquarters.

Oh, but you could have a word with them, couldn't you?

Explain everything.

All the circumstances will be in my report.

And then the law will just have to take its course.

Hello? Who is this?

Miss Williamson?

Please, just leave us alone!

Hello, Maggie.

Is Jo ready?

No, she's not here.

Where's she gone?

She's gone to York to help her father pack up some of her mum's things.

Oh, yeah, we were supposed to go look at the pictures.

Did she say anything?

No, but, well, she's probably forgotten.

Yeah, she's got a lot on her mind at the moment.

Tell her I'll call round after here tomorrow.

Yeah, sure.

Thanks, Maggie.

Bye.

How many times has it happened?

Three or four.

I took the phone off the hook in the end.

It's her again.

It's got to be.

Are you sure you've never met this woman, Derek?

Darling, I've never seen her before in my life.

Then why would she say she knew you?

Because she's not right in the head.

Can't you understand, darling? This is probably exactly what she wants.

To cause trouble between us.

I'm going to phone the police. I don't know.

These things are left around the family.

And those things can go to the nearly new shop.

Yes, thanks.

No, not that one.

I like that one.

Maybe we should leave the rest for now.

It's okay, Dad.

Let's do this another time.

I miss you, dear.

I don't mind telling you I really miss her.

Me too.

It all happened so quickly.

I still can't get used to it. She was ill and then suddenly she's gone.

I know your mother

liked to speak of mine.

You had your differences and she wasn't easy, but deep down... I know, Dad.

I know.

Look, why did I come over at the weekend and cook you a proper Sunday roast?

Well, afraid the old man can't take care of himself.

I'm not that helpless, you know. Dad, I want to.

Do you?

Bring Nick. It'll be nice to see him.

Sure.

Oh, glass.

Come on.

Nothing. It doesn't matter.

What?

We were supposed to be going to pictures tonight, that's all.

You should be out with him.

You shouldn't be here, wasting your time on me.

Miss Williamson?

Yes?

A visit for you.

Constable Rowan would like a word with you.

Sorry to disturb you, Miss Williamson. What is it?

We've had a complaint from Derek Lightfoot about someone making phone

his house.

Phone calls?

Well, you said you'd made a few calls before.

We wondered if you'd try to contact him again.

No. Are you sure?

Yes.

I'm not in the habit of making mutant calls.

I'm sorry, I don't understand any of this.

Why is Derek saying he doesn't know me? Why has he been so mean?

Are you sure it was how you remember it was?

Perhaps your memory's playing tricks on you.

I'm not making it up.

We were lovers.

I remember it all perfectly.

Everything.

So how long were you actually seeing each other?

About eight months.

Eight months?

Yes.

We were very much in love.

And that's why I don't understand this.

We were very happy together.

But then there were problems and things started to fall apart.

What sort of problems?

It wasn't Derek's fault.

Sorry.

I just think I really need to have a rest now.

It's been a very long day.

Nick, I'm sorry about last night. I completely forgot.

That's all right.

How's your dad?

Still very cut up.

I'm really worried about him.

Anything I can do.

Don't you think we've done enough?

What do you mean?

Well, we didn't exactly make things easy for them these last few months, did we?

Falling out with Mum, probably making her more ill. It wasn't our fault, Jo.

It's just that Dad's had a terrible time of it recently, and it's partly because

of us.

Look, I've got to go.

I'm afraid the family have fallen on hard times over the last few

which is why we're not quite as grand as we used to be.

So, what's happened to it all, Claude?

All this land and the castles.

Death duties, things like that. It's been terrible.

I mean, we've had to get rid of quite a few of the old heirlooms.

Oh, this is lovely, Claude. Be a bit careful with that.

Oh, why?

It's worth a few bobbies, that.

You're not going to tell us that's an heirloom.

It's got a bit of history to it. It's been in the family for hundreds of

this. I mean, it's been handed over, you know, from father to son. Is that on

the side, Claude?

Well, that's a family crest of arms.

I thought I'd seen it in a hotel.

Len, have you got anyone to pass that on to?

Julie. No, actually, she's got quite a point there, because, I mean, I probably

ought to pass it on before I pass on myself.

Look, I tell you what, if you'd like it, I'd like you to have it. I mean, I

don't want hope for it. It'll be payment enough to know it's being kept in the

family. You're kidding.

Well, if you feel any better, you can give me a couple of quid and I'll polish

it up for you.

Thanks all the same, Claude.

If you had any real nice family heirlooms, we'd pay good money, wouldn't

love?

But not that.

Would you know when he'll be back from the golf club?

OK, I'll try again this afternoon.

Thank you.

Bye.

Who's that you're calling, Rowan?

Derek Lightfoot, Sarge.

I just wanted to check out one or two things Miss Williamson told me last

Ashford Midway Station.

She seems to know quite a lot about him as a young man.

I wouldn't go believing too much of that. While you've been tracking down

Lightfoot, I've been on to the station at Lichitma Travers, checking the

that Miss Williamson gave us. Now, there's no one of that name living

Mrs Lightfoot, Sarge. She's in a right state. There's been another incident up

at the house.

I didn't vandalise their car. The whole thing's absurd. It's absurd.

Why won't you believe me?

We'll talk about this down at the station, if you don't mind.

It's so beautiful.

A real heirloom.

Were you?

Who did this belong to, Claude? Oh, the Earl of...

Alfred. The Earl of Alfred. A nice man, yeah.

He's got quite a few bits, so he said he didn't mind me having one.

Oh!

You've got more.

Hang on, hang on.

Oh,

what are we hiding for all this, Claude?

Well, since it's going to stay in the family, I'll do you a special deal. You

can have it for ten quid.

No worries.

Listen, Claude, you couldn't...

You couldn't get something else a bit more grand, could you?

Well, I'll have a bit of a delve.

Good on you.

So where were you around lunchtime today?

At the church.

Did anyone see you there?

Yes, a young Australian couple.

Something to do with a family tree.

What time was it?

I don't know. I haven't got a watch.

I must buy one. I can't manage without one.

Where is it you live, Miss Williamson?

At the guesthouse. You know that?

I know that's where you've been staying, but it's not your permanent address, is

it? You gave me an address in Lichit Matrabas.

Yes, that's right.

Well, we've made inquiries and we've discovered that nobody knows you there.

No, not now.

It was my parents' house where I grew up.

So I'll ask you once more.

Nowhere. I don't have an address.

You must live somewhere.

I've been away for a long time.

Away where?

I haven't been well, but I am better now. They told me I was.

Where is it that you've been?

It's Moore Park.

It's a psychiatric hospital.

Now you'll think I'm unbalanced.

And that's why I didn't want anybody to find out.

Oh, please.

Please.

This whole thing is becoming a nightmare.

Well, I hate to tell you I told you so, but it's pretty obvious to me that Miss

Williamson is not quite the full shilly.

So get over to the hospital and see what they have to say about her. We don't

know that it was her who vandalised the car, Sarge.

Well, it's gone beyond that now, Rowan. She's admitted being obsessed with Derek

Lightfoot. And we have a duty to protect members of the public.

I'll organise a doctor.

He can come and examine her. You're not thinking of having her committed again,

are you, Sarge?

Well, that's for the doctor to decide.

But the way she's behaving at the moment, I don't think there's much doubt

the outcome.

I'm Graham.

What? You got this pile of rubbish?

I've never let you down, have I?

Look at that.

It's seen better days, hasn't it?

Of course it's seen better days. It's an antique.

It's supposed to look like that.

Just look at the patination on that there.

Craftsmanship, workmanship.

That is a genuine Victorian Davenport. Yeah, all right, all right. How much are

you going to take off me? 20 quid.

20 quid? You're a bigger thief than I am.

I'll give you 15.

It's 20 quid, Claude.

All right, soon as it's you, I'll go to 17.

I'd rather chop it up.

20 quid or nothing. All right, all right, I'll give you 20.

Come on, I'm getting cold.

Yeah, I did.

She's been bothering a man in the village.

Susan? Seems to have some sort of fixation with him.

I'm surprised.

She done anything like this in the past?

No, not that I know of.

So why was she in here?

She had behavioural problems.

Years ago.

What sort of problems?

Manic depression.

When she was on a high, she could get a bit wild.

These days, we'd probably just call her a free spirit.

She came from a well -to -do family.

She was probably an embarrassment to them.

Has she got any family left?

Not that I know of.

Her parents died years ago, and she was an only child.

Who is this man she's been troubling?

Derek Lightfoot.

You know him?

No, but she talks about him a lot.

Said she wanted to look him up when she was released.

You said her family are well off?

Yes.

The money's probably in a trust somewhere.

That's the usual arrangement for wealthy patients.

That's a real beaut, Claude.

How much does Lordship want for it?

Fifty quid.

Fifty?

That's probably a fair dinkum chipperfield or something. I think

that's a circus.

No, it's a Davenport, but you see, it's Victorian and it's got an appatination.

Right, whatever.

Oh, Len, I really want it.

Right you are, Claude.

Listen, mate, we'll have to go into town and cash some more traveller's checks.

Maybe we can meet you back at the pub later.

Yeah, all right, whatever you like.

Afternoon, Claude.

Nick, what might you be wanting?

Well, I want to speak to Len and Julie, if that's all right with you.

They have to be a bit quick because they've got to go into town to do a bit

sightseeing.

What's this?

It's the Davenport.

And it's legitimate and paid for, so there's no need for you to worry. Yeah,

belonged to one of Mr Greengrass' aristocratic relatives.

Really?

I didn't know you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, Claude.

No, I'm a bit distant.

I'll be seeing you then.

See you later.

G'day, Constable. What can we do for you?

Well, we've been questioning a woman about an incident earlier today.

She says it was in the church around lunchtime.

Oh, yeah, that'd be Susan, a real nice lady.

A few roos loose in the top paddock.

That sounds like her.

Do you remember what time?

Yeah, it was just before half past twelve. I remember, because I was

giving a homerun, but I realised it'd be too late at night.

Right, thank you.

looks as though they're here to stay.

Oh, I believe in yesterday

suddenly. See you later, Ralph.

I'm not half the girl I used to be.

There's a shadow hanging over me.

Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why he had to go, I don't know.

He wouldn't say.

And Mrs Wright got back from her coffee morning just before half past twelve,

which is when she found the car.

Well, when did the Australian see Miss Williamson?

Well, a few minutes after half past twelve.

Well, the church isn't far.

She could have got there in time.

Well, if she was very quick.

Anyway, the doctor reckons Susan's over her problems.

Oh, does he?

Yeah, he also said that she spoke of Derek Lightfoot while she was staying

there. They must have known each other, Sarge.

Unless she's harboured this fantasy for years.

Well, what if Derek Lightfoot's been lying?

Maybe he's got a reason for pretending he never knew her.

Such as?

Well, apparently, Susan's a very wealthy woman.

Now, you be careful, Rowan.

Your speculations are based on very flimsy evidence.

Now, look, Sarge, check with the hardware store, the garage, everywhere.

Nobody answering Susan Williamson's description bought any acid in the last

days. Oh, she'd have to have got it from somewhere.

Well, maybe she found it at the Lightfoot's, if she was snooping around

Right, Rowan, let's go up there and have a look around, shall we?

Is this really necessary, Sergeant?

We've been the victims of this woman.

I really do object to this further intrusion.

Are you quite sure you've never met Susan Williamson, sir?

Yes.

How many more times have I got to tell you?

Rubbish, I expect.

That's it.

I knew I'd seen it. Watch your hands.

Oh, why didn't you just get her committed, Sergeant?

A blessed woman should be locked up immediately.

We found these in your garage, sir.

Yes, I, uh... I spilled some acid on them.

They, uh... They weren't worth keeping.

But it's your new suit.

When did it happen, sir?

Um, a few days ago. I don't remember.

But, Derek, you were wearing these this morning.

Where were you at 12 .30 today, sir? Well, you're surely not suggesting I

vandalised my wife's car. That is preposterous. Could you just tell us

were, sir?

Yes, I was at work, of course, at the office.

I phoned your office, sir. Your secretary said you weren't there.

Ah, yes, sir. That's because I had a business lunch.

She said you were playing golf.

No. No, no, I was... I don't remember.

I've been very busy recently.

Did you vandalise the car, sir?

No, no, that is absolutely absurd. I must warn you, we'll be checking

you've told us, every detail, as well as initiating an immediate forensic

examination of these.

I shall really miss those Aussies when they go home, you know. You'll miss the

money more life.

Where are they anyway, Kurt?

That's the point.

They should have been here about half an hour ago.

We had a relationship years ago.

And then Susan became ill.

When she went into hospital.

I agreed to take care of her investments, all her stocks, shares.

And?

When the business was going through a rough patch, I borrowed a little, just

tide us over.

How much?

£500.

£500? Was that all you borrowed?

To begin with, yes.

But the business didn't recover.

So you kept taking more?

No, I was going to... I am going to pay her back.

But you see, I thought she'd spend the rest of her life in hospital.

So I'd have plenty of time.

How much did you borrow in total, sir?

Not sure.

Perhaps 5 ,000?

How could you?

Oh, poor woman.

Jean, I... The one thing I thought you were good at was making money.

But it was her money all the time.

Did she pay for all this, too?

All the presents you bought for me? Jean, listen to me.

I've heard enough, Derek.

Oh, Meg.

Hello, Claude.

Hey, have you seen those Australian relatives of mine knocking about

They've gone. I saw them driving off a couple of hours back. No, they were just

going to change some money then.

It didn't look like it. They seemed pretty loaded up to me. They had an old

table or something on the roof.

A thieving swine.

What? What's that include?

They've done a bunk with me, Davenport.

Derek?

He did it?

Yeah, there is something else.

I'm afraid it might come as a bit of a shock.

He was supposed to be looking after some money he'd inherited, wasn't he?

Yes. Quite a lot of money.

Looks like he's been taking some for himself.

I... Sort of guessed that.

You know.

Well, I used to check the share price in the newspapers.

There wasn't much else to do in hospital.

And they always seem to be doing better than Derek said.

But what do I care?

I've got plenty.

If you were short, I was happy to help him out.

Susan, I'm sorry. I can't explain.

It was just cash flow problems, that's all.

I don't care about the money, Derek. You know me better than that.

I can't believe you wanted to have me locked up again just when I'd got my

back.

How could you do that?

I never wanted anything from you.

All I ever wanted was your friendship.

Will you be all right?

Yes.

You know, when I see Derek, I think I'm still in love with him.

For all that I am.

Cheerio, Constable.

I hope you'll be luckier in love than I've been.

I

left

you some, then. Yep, it's all here. Money for the room, plus a tip.

Are you sure they didn't leave my 50 quid?

Afraid not, Claude.

You can trust nobody.

Suppose we shouldn't be that surprised.

Why?

Well, didn't Len tell you?

His great -great -grandad was a convict.

That's how the family ended up in Australia.

He got sent out there for sheep rustling.

Who, what? You know, I hadn't thought this evening.

It almost seemed too good to be true that they were related, but now I'm

beginning to see it.

Mm, yeah, me and all.

There is a resemblance. It's something to do with the length of the nose.

You two are getting up mine, so you'd better buy me a drink.

Shall we leave it to show Daddy?

I'm glad you came over today, Jo.

Oh, my.

Seems like ages since I've been round.

Hello.

Been better for you?

Look what Katie's done for you.

Oh, that's great.

Time for your bath.

Come on.

I'll come and read you a story in a minute.

OK. Off we go.

Nick, I want to apologise.

What for? For being such a misery these last few days.

I felt so bad about Mum and, well, I've taken it out on you and I'm sorry.

It's all right.

I've had enough arguments, enough rows.

We carry on like this, people are going to think we're married already.

So maybe we should just get on with it.

Save confusion.

Yeah, maybe we should.

What does a love chip say in my memory?