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Harvey, why do you miss when my baby kisses me?

Harvey, why does a love kiss stay in my memory?

Just what to do with myself.

growth industry of the future, so I thought I'd get cracking before anybody

woke up to it. I've been doing B &B for years, Claude.

I'm talking about holidaymakers, George, not commercial travellers who got lost.

That book started it all off.

Where did you get it?

It belonged to the old headmaster, didn't it? I was going by his house when

widow was chucking all his stuff out.

Oh, aye.

The old boy was a great rambler.

Could have had these published, you know. No surprise.

There's six warps mapped out in that book.

And each route is marked out with a special point of interest.

I'm going to have copies made and give them exclusively to all my paying

Isn't that called plagiarism, Claude?

Only if it means making money for me.

There's a fire in the next door. Mum says, can you phone?

All right, Michael, I'll come straight away.

Eileen? Yes?

Can you phone the brigade? There's a fire at Lane End Terrace.

Right.

Anyone in there? I think so. Weird music.

Has the brigade been called?

Yeah.

That's about the window.

Don't make it worse. I'll try around the back.

You sure you don't want to go to the hospital?

No, I'm fine. It's just my eyes.

Oh, Nick.

Hello.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm fine. My eyes are stinging a bit, that's all. I've told him you ought

to go to the hospital and have them checked.

He's checked as well.

You've only got to mull his clothes to know what the fumes were like.

All right, I'll go in the morning.

I thought you were going bowling with Phil tonight.

Yeah, I cried off. Didn't fancy it.

Well, lucky for that girl, you didn't.

Are you sure you squared this with them, Claude?

Do you want it in writing?

No, no.

Well, shut up and get shoving.

Sandra Croft?

Yes? Nick Rowan. We met last night.

You were the one who pulled me out?

Yeah.

Thank you. Seems a bit feeble.

Well, no, that'll do fine.

How are you?

I'm OK, thanks to you.

I'm waiting for the doctor to come and discharge me.

Well, that's good.

I'm, um... I'm ashamed I caused so much trouble. I...

I was drunk, you probably guessed.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered that.

You don't have to believe me, but I don't make a habit of it.

I believe you.

I'd, um... I'd had a letter from my boyfriend.

I've been pretty stupid.

You don't have to explain.

No, I'd like to. He's, um... He's married.

Ah.

An old story, I know. Everyone said he'd never leave his wife, but... I believed

him.

Came up here to be near him.

Well, um... I'm sorry things didn't work out for you.

Are you married?

No. No, I was.

My wife died.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You're not going to cover it with twigs and branches?

What for?

Camouflage. It's a hide, isn't it? It's not going to take much finding stuck

here like this.

Would you like to go out and come in again? What are you talking about? It's

birdwatchers we're trying to hide, not the box.

In any case, as long as we leave it there, the birds will get used to it and

accept it.

Well, in time, I suppose. It's just it doesn't look natural. A nervous bird

might think, hey, what's in that box? I know I would.

I'm sure you would. But the black grouse hasn't got your personality, has it? He

don't stand around psychoanalyzing all the time, especially when his feathers

are fluffed up and he's feeling frisky. Because you know what this month is, do

you? What?

I've done me own work. It's the mating season. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, and according to the headmaster's notes, this area is what's

the lek. This is the place where traditionally the black grouses do the

courting. And from what I can gather, when it's primitive fashions are

it can be shameful, so I think we ought to go.

What is that?

Oh, what's a pong?

Yeah, I know. I can't get rid of it.

Well, if you're angling for a new uniform, you can forget it.

Waked and says there's not enough in the budget to pay for a whistle.

How'd the bowling go, Phil?

You missed a great night.

Morning, Rowan. Morning, Sarge. Well done last night.

Thank you, Sarge. I heard you show great presence of mind and no little courage.

A fine example to those of us of a more sedentary nature.

She was a good looker, though, Sarge. Otherwise he'd have called the brigade.

Oh, well, you're in luck again then, Rowan, because the same lady has just

called in. She wants our help on a different matter.

What's that?

She's complaining about being followed.

Well, I'm free, Sarge.

Out of your patch, Bellamy.

It's out of your league and all.

I assume this aroma of burnt material is not for once the result of somebody

smoking the evil weed whilst on duty.

Correct, Sarge.

Put in for a new uniform, Rowan.

I'll support your applications.

Thank you, Sarge.

Well, it'll be a gong from Pocahontas, eh?

Hey, I don't know a girl like you before Yeah,

I don't know a girl like you before Feels like you are

the husband

Miss Croft?

Upstairs.

Miss Croft?

Oh, hello.

Are you around the station?

Yeah.

Shut the door. I don't want to be heard downstairs.

I'm trying to salvage something.

Doesn't seem to matter if it was in a drawer or not. Everything reeks.

You told my sergeant you're being followed?

Yes.

I meant to tell you at the hospital.

Let me clear you a seat.

Um, I'm fine, thanks.

Well, it's been going on for a while.

Well, do you know who it is?

Not for sure, no.

It could be my ex -boyfriend.

The one you told me about?

Yeah.

Well, I thought he wanted to break off the relationship.

No, I said he wasn't willing to leave his wife. He wanted us to carry on as we

were. He got quite violent when I refused.

No sign of the taxi this way.

Anything your side?

No, nothing.

And we're bang on time, so, um... We just have to wait.

Yes, we'll be here shortly.

Yes. Excuse me!

Excuse me! It's rubbish, it's lead talk!

Yes? Call Greengrass.

Greengrass Guided Tours. Welcome to your holiday of a lifetime.

Come on, round you go.

There we are.

In you get.

I'm mad.

I'm calling.

From Crawley, Newtown.

I'm sorry I had to bring the truck, but the dame was having a service.

Oh, we're glad you did, aren't we?

Great fun.

Dick Hemway?

Yes. Peeky Rowan.

What can I do for you?

We're making inquiries about a young woman.

Sandra Croft. Do you know her?

Do you mind telling me why you're asking?

Do you know her, sir?

Oh, you know I do.

Otherwise you wouldn't be here.

What's the problem?

She claims she's being followed.

What's that got to do with me?

What's your relationship with her?

She was a friend.

Briefly.

Well, she said you were lovers.

We had an affair.

It's private.

Finished business.

You sure about that?

Yeah, very sure.

Complete change.

No home comfort.

No.

Oh, we say we like the outdoors.

Roughing it.

Is it so much worse than a tent?

It's close.

And more expensive.

Oh, it doesn't matter.

As long as the bed linen is clean.

A little cleanish.

It doesn't matter.

And we're not holidaying in this room. We're going to be out there.

Hoovering up the countryside.

Oh, you're right.

I've gone soft.

Oh, soft and tired.

We've been on the road all day.

It's ready when you are.

I wonder if our host is dressed for dinner. I don't really care.

I just hope he's washed his hands.

Oh.

Evening.

Hello. Oh, hello.

You just caught me.

Are you going away?

Only to the pub.

I'm moving out while the house is being redecorated.

Couldn't stand the smell any longer.

I've just been to see Mr Kenway.

Oh?

He said your relationship ended ten months ago.

Yes, well, he would, wouldn't he?

He seems a busy man.

You're busy to follow me around, you mean?

Well... Well, he made time before.

He was always very jealous if he thought there might be someone else in my life.

And is there?

No.

But he might think it.

Well, all I can do at the moment is keep an eye on the situation.

Thank you.

I... Really do appreciate it.

Mmm, this fish is delicious.

I'm not surprised.

It jumped out of Whitby Dock this morning and chucked itself in the pan.

Is this the moment to discuss arrangements for tomorrow?

Ah, no time like the present. What do you fancy, rambling or birdwatching?

I'm the birdwatcher, Madge is the rambler. We're going to take it turn,

about.

It's great, that. If only people would settle their differences like that, the

world would be a happier place, wouldn't it? So what's it going to be tomorrow,

then?

You first.

No, you.

I don't mind.

Come on, Madge.

Really, I don't.

You do.

I don't, Colin.

Honestly.

Hang on. It's going to turn into World War III, isn't it? Let's spin up. I tell

you what.

Heads, you go rambling.

Tails, you go twitching.

It's heads.

You go rambling.

As a matter of fact, I've got your itinerary here.

I've sorted it out.

There we are. That's the one. And that one.

And that one.

There you are.

There's your walk for tomorrow.

Long Tom's Drive.

Ah, that's him.

Why's it called that?

Why? Well, it's... Well, it's all in there, isn't it?

You know what they say?

Seek and you shall find.

I can see Mr. Greengrass isn't going to make this easy for us, Colin.

Hello.

Hello. Hi.

I've got them in.

You've got this one, train me.

Okay.

Thank you.

Right.

I think all your stuff is there, right? Yes, thank you.

Right, now then. Hey, are you ready?

Look, that's your starting point then. That's style.

Oh, you're not joining us then?

I only wish I could, Mrs. Flintoff, but I've got to deliver all this stuff.

I'll pick you up at six o 'clock at the Devil's Dip. You can't miss it. It's on

your map.

Try not to worry the sheep.

Dip dip

Sorry to trouble you, but the car's overheated. Must have a leaky radiator.

I wonder, could you let me have some water?

Of course. Come in.

Thank you.

What a lovely room.

Oh, I like it.

Cottages tend to be a bit dark, but I get the sun here.

Yes. Will a kettle do?

Fine. Thank you.

Do you live here by yourself?

Yes.

You're not looking for any lodgers, by any chance?

No. Why do you ask?

Well, I'm staying at the pub in Aidensfield. It's OK, but it's not

from home.

Had to move out of my own place while it's redecorated.

Sounds a bit extreme.

Yes, well, I had a fire.

Oh, I see.

You must be Sandra Croft.

Yes.

Same as for all the wrong reasons.

Was there a lot of damage then?

Not to the building, no. The fire was confined to one room.

The smell is all through the house.

Perhaps I could be looking for another place altogether.

Are you thinking of selling?

Sorry, no.

Pity.

You were lucky to get out of the fire unharmed.

Yeah. At least someone up there loved me.

He sent a guardian angel.

Constable Rowan, do you know him?

Yes.

Come back for a fill -up if you need more.

This rock is called the Victory, after Nelson's flagship.

Oh, it doesn't look much like a ship.

No, but it's so known to build another column, Yorkshire Nelson, you see.

Do you want to take a photo?

Me on the Victory saying, kiss me, Colin.

Glad we came.

Could you have left the bracelet when you were out?

Loose clasp or something.

No.

I'm very careful with it. It's... It's gone from this box.

Right, well, when did you last see it?

Yesterday.

Isn't the fire anyone can get into my place? It's... It's so sick.

If what's happened isn't bad enough... I just feel that everything and

everyone's against me.

Was there anything distinctive about it?

Not really. It's an 18 -carat chain bracelet with a heart -shaped clasp.

Clive Kenway gave it to me.

Mr Kenway?

It was his grandmother's family heirloom.

He said he gave it to me in a moment of weakness.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying...

You wanted it back.

Is that an accusation?

No, I'm not accusing anybody.

But you still think he's following you?

Somebody is.

I don't mean so much to know you're looking after me, Nick.

May I call you Nick?

Have I got this right?

A young, attractive woman won't leave you alone, and you're complaining.

Why, it's a bit spooky, Sarge.

Women and uniforms, Rowan, you know what they say.

The trick cyclist will have a theory for it, no doubt.

She's probably gone soft on you. It'll pass.

And what about the stalker? Do we take it seriously?

I've no choice.

I'll put Ventress onto it.

Thanks, Sarge.

This doesn't mean you can stop chasing up her ex -boyfriend about the bracelet.

Anyone there?

I said, anyone there?

Oh, there you are.

Good for you coming through the road.

You find your way all right? Very well, thank you.

I bet you're ready for something to eat.

Definitely.

We're eating out tonight.

What, now? I'd really rather tidy up.

There's no time to muck about. They're already open. Come on.

Get in.

She

had

a real nose around.

She's staying up at the pub while her place is being redecorated.

Yeah, I know.

How? Hmm?

How do you know?

Well, I saw her today about something else.

You never told me she was so attractive.

Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.

Why do you want to know about her?

Oh, strictly business, Gina.

Oh, yeah?

She thinks that somebody's following her.

Who? Well, no idea.

But Nick thinks it's in her mind.

But now it's come true.

Well, how do you mean?

Well, she's got you following her.

Oh.

Now then, George, how about rustling up a couple of your country platters for

two of my guests?

We don't serve food to non -residents.

Since when?

Since now.

Well, not only am I a resident of the area, I'm pretty much a resident in this

flaming bar.

Maybe you are, but not them.

What was it all about?

It's called competition.

If you want to play the guesthouse landlord, you've got to do your own

not come sticking your mark up on my grub.

Leave them to me, Claude.

I'm afraid there's been a hiccup in the kitchen.

What sort of a hiccup?

Clash of temperaments. But that chef's for you.

Why they let him have knives, that you'll never know.

I'm ashamed of you, Uncle George.

Look, charge Claude what you like, but I'm feeding him, or our name will be mud

and crawl in your town.

Hello?

Yes, he is. Who's speaking?

Hang on a second.

Sandra Croft.

Hey.

Hello.

Why are you there?

What do you mean?

You should be here. There's another policeman outside. I thought this was

beat. I don't patrol 24 hours a day.

But I can't trust this man.

I need you.

I don't think you're being very sensible.

Don't talk down to me.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry. I'm in a bit of a state. I'm sure I saw somebody.

Do you know that I'm staying here?

I'm frightened. Do you understand?

Yeah.

I only want... You, Nick.

Please, don't let me down again.

I'm sorry if you shouldn't have phoned here. She must have got your number when

she called round earlier.

Something serious?

I don't know, thanks.

It sounded serious.

Can't you tell me?

It's work.

Nice work if you can get it.

You what?

You heard.

She's a very attractive woman.

Oh, not you as well.

What do you mean?

Why, it's the same as filling out.

Making a joke of it.

We think Dad has protested too much.

Well, you'll just have to get used to the adulation of two women.

As long as it's only me who's getting it returned.

You don't mind the early start?

I'll tell you when I wake up.

Best time of the day to see the black crowd.

Of course, I don't need to tell you that.

He's been awake all night with excitement.

Has he?

Right, well, you're going to get excited now, because this is really a room with

a view.

Right,

then, I'll leave you to it.

I'll have to take this back to the cleaners.

Milk's still there.

Oh, thanks, Ali.

Oh, Liam, I saw that girl yesterday.

The one you pulled out of the fire.

Where? Oh, just outside.

Well, how do you know it was her?

Oh, she introduced herself.

I thought what a nice young woman she was.

She made a great fight with Katie.

Even offered to babysit.

Well, if she calls again, I'd prefer you not to let her in.

Not let her in?

I don't want to explain, all right? Trust me, Arlene.

What am I looking for again?

The male is black with longish lyre -shaped tail erect in display to show

white undertale.

What's that?

Now then. Now then.

Not a pretty sight, is it?

How many have you spotted?

I'm glad you found a use for them.

She claims it's gone missing.

Along with her marble.

So you bought the bracelet for her?

Yes. It was her birthday, I think.

Well, she said it was your grandmother's. Family heirloom.

Is there no end to this?

The only thing my grandmother's handed down to me is her bad back.

I bought the bracelet for Sandra on a day out in Whitby.

She should know.

She picked it.

What a lovely little baby you've got.

What's the problem?

I'm getting rid of the problem.

Come here, darling.

How do you mean?

Well, I want to withdraw the report about my bracelet.

I've decided to let the matter drop.

Why?

Well, I suddenly realised how upset people would be if you questioned them.

As if I'd accuse them. Do you mind?

It's your bracelet.

I'd be happier, really.

Right, well, I'll just keep it on file then, if that's all.

Thank you for letting me wait.

Not at all.

Bye -bye, Katie.

I hope everything sorts itself out for you very soon.

I've got to stop this.

Pestering? I want you to stop.

Me pestering you?

You haven't been leading me on, then?

No, no, not at all.

How can you say that when you've made it so obvious?

Made what obvious?

That you care, Nick. That you care.

Walk with me and we'll talk.

No.

Nick, please.

Nick, please.

Nick. You're not listening, are you? I'm alive because of you.

That won't mean something.

Why did you save me just to destroy me now?

You need help.

That's what I'm saying.

Professional help.

Please, don't go.

Let go. Tell me the truth.

Tell me I mean something to you.

I can't because you don't.

You mean no more to me than a job number.

Now get some help.

See a doctor that leave me and my family alone.

I've got to bring them in sometime, Colin.

Oh, thank you, happy wanderers.

Here's your information for today.

Ah, yes, Mr Flintoff.

Those boots are bobby dazzlers, aren't they?

You'll have to go a bit to keep up with them, won't you, Colin?

Right, well, as they say, the sky's set fair to its onward prairie in England,

eh? Dip, dip.

The cairn probably dates from around 200 B .C.

Oh, if you've seen one cairn, you've seen them all.

I'll shut up, then.

Fine by me.

Oh, hello, Eileen.

Hello, Alf.

I've brought some forms round from the station.

Is he in?

Sorry, no.

I wish he was.

I don't get it.

Are we lost?

Are you at the map? I have a guide.

How can we be lost, woman?

Well, I don't know.

Are we?

It says here that a large boulder sits on the rim of an old quarry.

Large boulder.

Forget the boulder.

Where's the quarry?

We are lost.

We've kicked every point of interest.

How can we be lost, woman?

I'll have to take this boot off. Oh, no.

Just for a minute.

Nick doesn't know anything about her yet.

I've only just found it.

He told me not to let her in, but what's she called? Nick's been so rude.

She must have put it there off.

But why?

We'll have to go back.

I'm not going back.

We'll have to go back to the ladder style.

I am not going back!

Stupid woman!

We've got to go back to go forward!

That's the last place we knew we were right!

Now come on!

another inch. Stop mucking about.

I mean it, Colin. I have passed this way a dozen times already.

No house, no road, no sign of civilization.

That's the reason we came here.

Now keep moving.

Meds!

So she must have left a bracelet there so I'd have to see her again.

Do you want to do that?

Well, no, of course not. Then don't. Hand it in to Blaketon. He's not

interested. It's my problem.

Wrong. It's our problem.

You don't want to bring the job back with you, fine, but this problem comes

your home. Talk to him on the phone. Go through your pocket.

All right.

I'll deal with it, OK?

Not too bad considering.

I can't think why I went so wrong.

It happens, Mr Flintoff.

You'd be surprised how many get lost up there.

For ten miles it should have been.

We must have walked a hundred.

You were using this?

Do you mind?

I blame myself completely.

Good.

Your wife seems to be feeling better, Mr Flintoff.

Yes.

Did you have a nice day?

The group's ready when you

are.

They've already eaten.

You are?

What's happened?

They got lost.

What loss?

Mrs. Flintoff's suffering from blistered feet and dehydration.

That headmaster's guide of yours.

What about it?

There's a page you didn't give them.

What are you talking about?

You sent them out there with two miles of the route missing.

Well, I was right, I know.

Because, according to the advert, you are Greengrass's guide at all.

Born and bred here, steeped in the flora and the fauna. I know, but that's just

the advertiser, isn't it?

There's a very fine line between window dressing and fraud, Claude.

Now then, what's so important that you couldn't tell my officer on the desk?

Well, it's a... It's a police matter.

That is, it's, um... It's about a policeman.

Go on.

I believe Constable Rowan has stolen a bracelet from me.

When was this?

He came to see me the day I came out of hospital.

After he'd gone, I found the bracelet was missing.

Why have you left it until now to report it?

I did report it. To Constable Rhone.

You realise the seriousness of your accusation.

Any police officer found to be involved in any wrongdoing is immediately

suspended. Yes, I know.

It hasn't been an easy decision, Sergeant.

I owe Constable Rhone a lot.

But I've had to balance his actions on that night with his behaviour since.

I've... I've given him every opportunity to return the bracelet.

You asked him for it.

Not straight out. How could I?

Perhaps he hasn't got it.

He's got it.

I'm sure he has.

And I'm equally sure, Miss Croft, that he hasn't.

Yes. Well, I'd expect you to close ranks.

But perhaps you should search the police house first.

No need for that, Miss Croft.

Because I believe I've got your bracelet here.

Yours?

Yes.

Constable Rowan brought that in first thing this morning. It was found in the

pocket of his old uniform.

Why it was there isn't clear.

The uniform?

I'd just come back from the dry cleaners, and that bracelet certainly

the pocket when it was sent.

I trust you're happy with the outcome, Miss Croft.

Good.

Can I assume that after this, any lingering attachment you might have to

Constable Rowan is now at an end?

It's time, I think, Miss Croft, for you to get on with your life.

And let Constable Rowan get on with his.

Keep your eye on that one, Ventress.

That's urgent.

Doesn't that mean a bit of overtime?

I never heard that.

Can anything be salvaged, do you think?

Hmm?

From this holiday? From this marriage.

Don't dramatise, Madge.

Yesterday was a hiccup, that's all.

I've already said it wasn't your fault.

That's very big of you, Colin.

If I miss when I come to see, due to your constant sniping... Seeing the

grouse, that's your first priority.

At this moment, yes.

See black grouse, drink...

Celebrate three pint of beer, there's marriage.

Oh, for pity's sake!

Ornithology's supposed to be a quiet, contemplative pursuit.

Rather like rambling.

But it didn't stop you stamping and cursing. I could have been brought back

coffin for all you cared. Look, Madge, don't be ridiculous.

I was really, really concerned about you yesterday.

Really, really, really I was.

What's that?

Nothing.

It's gone.

It could have been anything.

It could not have been anything.

Raku, Raku is the unmistakable call of a black grouse. One chance and I've

flopped it.

My fault, I suppose.

Who else is?

I'm not taking any more of this.

You and your stupid whining.

I'm going. You don't have to worry. I won't.

And don't forget to get lost.

Well, hello, Mrs. Fletcher.

Any luck?

What do you think?

Oh, well, not to worry.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Your husband says if the birds don't show themselves soon, they'll probably

here another week.

I think maybe it's the other way around.

You've come to help me?

Yeah.

You must be wondering what's going on between Nick and me.

Must I? Why?

Well, it would be natural.

Look, I really don't think we have anything to talk about.

If you think that, he's deceived you more than I thought.

You'd better go.

You don't want to know?

No, and I suggest you stop pestering Nick.

Me pestering him?

You must be blind or perhaps you just don't want to see.

He's made any excuse to see me on duty, off duty. You know he has.

When he hasn't been with you, he's been with me.

Please go.

Do you think he just happened to be passing on the night of the fire?

You promised me he'd tell you.

You're lying.

Now get out of my classroom.

Wake up, Jo. Get out and leave us alone.

Leave you alone.

You're still not listening.

We're lovers, Joe.

We're lovers.

I just wanted to finish it.

The scorebox?

The holiday.

I thought if I flattened it, that would be that.

Yeah, well... What will happen to me?

At the moment Mr Greengrass arrived in his lorry, Madge wanted to drive it.

But she lost control, similar to that. It was an accident.

Not according to your wife.

She doesn't know what she's saying.

Look, I'll pay for the damage and we'll get the first bus out of here. You won't

hear any more about us, I promise.

Where are you going?

Home.

I thought we were horse riding this weekend.

I was going to call when I got there.

I need some time away, sort some things out.

What?

You had a visit at the school, didn't you?

Sandra Croft.

So what did she say?

Things I probably already knew.

Like what?

Jo, she's a dangerous, twisted woman.

Is that the attraction?

Oh, come on. Look, she tried to set me up.

You can't believe the things she says.

Why are you letting her do this?

On the night of the fire, you were supposed to be in Whitby with Phil

You made some lame excuse not to go.

So?

Well, she said you arranged to meet her.

She says you're lovers.

Are you crazy?

Well, are you?

I can't believe this.

You haven't answered.

Well, I shouldn't have to.

No, you shouldn't. That's what I mean. I thought I trusted you, but obviously I

don't. And now I doubt my own feelings as much as yours.

The things you said just aren't true.

If I can't convince you of that, then I'm sorry.

I love you, Jo.

I love you.

You did say you wanted a discovery holiday.

True.

My first dose of dehydration.

First drive of a lorry.

First time in Clink.

But the biggest discovery of all, how much I like the sound of that word,

home.

I thought you had yours here.

You've got to be quick.

Yeah, do that.

Joe. Oh, miss.

Oh, you got you.

You all right?

Hold me.

I am holding you.

Will you stay with me tonight?

Yeah.

When my baby kisses me.

Heartbeat. Why does a love kiss stay in my memory?